It starts with
ONE THING
It starts with
I DON'T KNOW WHY
IT DOESNT EVEN MATTER HOW HARD YOU TRY
KEEP THAT IN MIND, I DESIGNED THIS RHYME TO EXPLAIN IN DUE TIME
With Stalin's BIG DICK
All I Know…
time is a valuable thing
Watch it fly by as the pendulum swings
Watch it count down to the end of the day, The clock ticks life away
It's so UN-rEAL
YA DIDN'T LOOK OUT BELOW
WATCHED THE TIME GO RIGHT OUT THE WINDOW
TRYING TO HOLD ON, BUT DIDN'T EVEN KNOW
Yeah we're not horsing around any more, now you own me money
For those who know, you have a week to pay up.
And no we don't care about muh "capitalism" muh "communism"
You owe shekels and we intend to drive it in
ONE WEEK FAGGOT
I WASTED IT ALL JUST TO
WATCH
YOU
oops
GOOOOOOOOOOOUUUUUUOOGGHHH
I kept everything inside and even thought I tried, it all fell apart.
(ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo….)
what it meant to me will eventually be a memory of a time
I TRIED SO HARD AND GOT SO FAR
BUT IN THE EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEND
IT DOESN'T EVEN MATTER
I put my trust… in you.
early.
ONE THING
I DON'T KNOW WHY
IT DOESNT EVEN MATTER HOW HARD YOU TRY
Keep that in mind
I designed this rhyme to remind myself how
I tried so hard..
In spite of the way you were mocking me; acting like I was part of your property
Remembering all the times you fought with me
nigger lol
I'm surprised it got so faaaaaar
things aren't the way they were before
You wouldn't even recognize me anymore
not that you knew me back then
but it all comes back to me in the end
My enemas are pretty simple. I am a FFer so I want and need a deep, total cleanout. I want my ass clean for 12 hours if need be.
use a fleet enema bottle. Just my preference. I use the larger size, there is a very small fleet enema that can be used but it requires several more bottles shot up my ass. The larger size 5oz is quicker. I shoot 4 of those up my ass. I then get down on all 4's. I then drop down on my shoulders while keeping my ass high in the air and let that water run deep in my colon. Trust me, this will take practice as you will have the major urge to release it.
For the sake of keeping your bathroom floor clean, STAY NEAR YOUR TOILET! You will have a major urge to release but it will subside if you can hold it. I then stand up and shoot 4 more(another 20oz) of water up me and yes it gets really hard to hold it in but I once again get down on my shoulders, ass up and let that water run deep in my colon.
By that point I am SO FUCKING ready to release. It feels so good to plop down on the toilet and let that eruption go from my ass. I feel like it cleanses my soul!
I gently push all the water out. BUT IN NO WAY AM I FULLY CLEANED OUT YET. The worst has yet to come out and needs to be lured out. That nasty shitty water that if not cleaned out will likely come out while later getting fucked.
Inserting a dildo makes quick work of luring out all of that shitty nastiness. As deep as you can take the dildo will lure out the water faster. Any good bottom at that point should be inserting a dildo, just for hole prep for fucking. It is a good way to open up your hole anyway, to get it ready for a good hard cock pounding.
But it also serves the purpose of luring out that final shitty water. IMO I can't get that dirty water out unless I insert a dildo for a few minutes. While I insert the dildo, I hold it in and brush my teeth, shave etc and get ready for the shower. I leave the dildo in for at least 10 minutes while brushing teeth etc. I pull it out and out comes the remaining dirty water. One more quick fleet bottle to rinse and into the shower I go.
It takes me 10 minutes to enema and push it out. Another 10 minutes or so of dildoing to get the water out while prepping, shaving etc.
I can be fully enemad, showered and out the door in under an hour and be 100% confident of my hole being clean for up to 12 hours after the enema.
WHEEEEREEEE'S YOUR HEAAAD AT?
You kept everything side and even though I tried, it all fell apart
(in the eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeend)
Batko better cover this
What it meant to me will eventually be a memory
of a time when I tried so hard
AND GOT SO FAR
but in the ENNND
IT DOESN'T EVEN MATTER
I've put my trust… in you
PUSHED AS FAR AS I CAN GO
FOR ALL THIS
THERE'S ONLY ONE THING YOU SHOULD KNOW
I TRIED SO HAARD AND GOT SO FAAARRR
Early
Too angry
I PUT MY TRUST IN YOU
I would have covered this if you guys actually stuck to the lyrics. >:^(
This, srs.
I know the lyrics by heart and I double checked errtime