Ironic roleplaying shitposting is still roleplaying shitposting

Carson Ortiz
Carson Ortiz

Ironic roleplaying shitposting is still roleplaying shitposting.

All urls found in this thread:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wKpW9yh9dJo
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=jobber
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ECewrAld3zw
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=muj6YZZnyuI
https://www.education.com/science-fair/article/starch-sugar/
Lucas Martin
Lucas Martin

-pets, ruffling hair-

Noah Murphy
Noah Murphy

*roleplays*

Ethan Reyes
Ethan Reyes

Commit *ironic* suicide.

Joseph Nguyen
Joseph Nguyen

Yes

Ryder Bell
Ryder Bell

Exactly, you wouldn't!

Henry Martin
Henry Martin

-opens my mouth-

Adam Nelson
Adam Nelson

Unironically commit suicide.

Parker Howard
Parker Howard

-u moan-

Oliver Rodriguez
Oliver Rodriguez

Sonata told me to stop.

Bye.

-vanishes-

Nathaniel James
Nathaniel James

is this a 35 year old dude emoting at a 21 year old dude who pretends to be a girl

Xavier Fisher
Xavier Fisher

Yes.

Aiden Barnes
Aiden Barnes

What a stick in the mud, because I gettin my dick in th'blood

Robert Williams
Robert Williams

*45

Jayden Butler
Jayden Butler

Scoots is either 27 or 28

Christian Garcia
Christian Garcia

i came

Luke Gonzalez
Luke Gonzalez

I thought he was in his 30s.

Cooper Jackson
Cooper Jackson

One of those answers is correct.

Luke Ramirez
Luke Ramirez

My money's on 28 old man

Omedetou

Asher Sanchez
Asher Sanchez

You saw?

Grayson Cox
Grayson Cox

fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu-

-opens my pension to hand over-

Ian Howard
Ian Howard

God I wish they kept going.

Michael Reyes
Michael Reyes

There is always next time, Ban.

Andrew Cox
Andrew Cox

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wKpW9yh9dJo

Henry Wright
Henry Wright

This gave me autism.

Julian Butler
Julian Butler

<3
me irl

Logan Morris
Logan Morris

woah really ?

Carter Murphy
Carter Murphy

Woah... Hot...

Austin Fisher
Austin Fisher

It's terminal.

Jeremiah Bennett
Jeremiah Bennett

post more autismal

Sebastian Brooks
Sebastian Brooks

i think my art is improving

Caleb Richardson
Caleb Richardson

Only one way out now.

Jace Davis
Jace Davis

richard ayoade arouses me to levels i'm not sure i'm comfortable with.

John Jackson
John Jackson

lol

Justin Robinson
Justin Robinson

I'm Christopher Reeve's cousin. I was an extra in The Bostonians.

Are those real documents?

Scoot, why so sass? I've been a busy bee all day!

Yep. The phone got a prank human call and slammed the human down in disgust.

;D

Austin Edwards
Austin Edwards

Such a bully.

No clue. In a sassy mood. How're you? besides working

Grayson Wright
Grayson Wright

scary

Bentley Harris
Bentley Harris

I want to post with my husbando but he don't have a lot of pics, wtf

Carson Murphy
Carson Murphy

tesco brand tinned rogan josh is surprisingly not fucking terrible

Ian Cox
Ian Cox

its the struggle~

Cooper Thomas
Cooper Thomas

Pretend to be an edgy underage girl on the internet?

Luke Cruz
Luke Cruz

Tsunemori~!

Adam Cook
Adam Cook

I think you'll be a jobber then but okay.

Bentley Carter
Bentley Carter

#1 detective

Samuel Hill
Samuel Hill

Don't get me wrong, sass is fine. I just wondered if you were being arch or something. :P

I've been ok. I'm going to try to go somewhere nice for dinner tonight. Don't know what I want though.

It's cuter than it sounds. I'll have to show ya once I get on my personal laptop. I hope you're havin' a nice night, beppo.

Noah Taylor
Noah Taylor

lettermobiles

Benjamin Davis
Benjamin Davis

The fuck is a jobber?

Kevin Jones
Kevin Jones

I hated how the Americans ruined her with dubs

Jacob White
Jacob White

i am. i'm just watching richard ayoade on yt and doodling. it's nice.

Chase Anderson
Chase Anderson

Sorry I've been going to /a/ a lot

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=jobber

Colton Phillips
Colton Phillips

Don't read this spoil.

Tsuchi can't you walk?

Carson Stewart
Carson Stewart

Arch? Do pray tell.

Oh! Oh! Oh! Italian? Mexican? BBQ?

Lincoln Perry
Lincoln Perry

Who is this foxy blonde?

Ian Lee
Ian Lee

That's really cool, Bep. The art and your YouTubin'/Doodlin'. But 'specialy the art!

Carter Turner
Carter Turner

scoob send budget curry advice

Nicholas Morales
Nicholas Morales

Further proof of Sub superiority... is that why you are superior?

Blake Gomez
Blake Gomez

Patak's is always good. Not sure how budget that is. I wouldnt trust much from a can. Though ASDA have decentish 'white label' gear.
Personally I prefer fresh-as-can-be herbs/spices.

Juan Hernandez
Juan Hernandez

it's not really art it's robot letters.

but thanks. are you done with work soon?

Benjamin Flores
Benjamin Flores

So intentionally being a loser?

Jesus Christ, why would anyone do that?

Ayden Cooper
Ayden Cooper

i havent eaten enough proper curry lately, but shekels prevent me from binging on indian takeaway, and actually making curry from scratch works out more expensive than takeaway for less than 3 people.

Eli Jackson
Eli Jackson

Curry is just diarrhea on rice.

Jordan Sanders
Jordan Sanders

arch
You know how Cersei talks and looks when she's scheming? That's what I imagine you looking and sounding like when you're sassy. Wine goblet included.

The image I posted, you mean? It's from a dorky comic book called Snotgirl.

It's art to me. Cute art. I saved it. :3
I'm waiting on a couple more reports to come in so I can edit 'em and get the heck outta here!

Jacob Jackson
Jacob Jackson

b00li

Thomas Scott
Thomas Scott

I dunno but it seems like people do it.

Owen Peterson
Owen Peterson

that's heartwearming. thank you. stop it.

Ethan Hughes
Ethan Hughes

Snotgirl. Classy!

Brandon Thompson
Brandon Thompson

I am superior because I never really into social norms
mostly because i don't know how

Cameron Howard
Cameron Howard

heartwearming

um

Wyatt Walker
Wyatt Walker

Its not so if you freeze for later consumption when you need it

You know... You are not far off of the truth...

Eli Lewis
Eli Lewis

I guess people will do anything for money.

Speaking of which, will $2000 be enough to drag my scrotum across your face for an hour? No homo.

Ethan Rodriguez
Ethan Rodriguez

Its what makes you a cutie patootie.

Luke Parker
Luke Parker

I would do that for 2000.

Are you fucking kidding me ?

Ian Flores
Ian Flores

Mhm ♥
just be yourself
People choose to be Rei clones, don't be like them.
That's why you are one of the favorite people here.

Caleb Martin
Caleb Martin

Asking for a friend.

Nicholas Rodriguez
Nicholas Rodriguez

Year hearm wermnin!

The comic's not very good, but I like the art style and some of the off-the-wall stuff this girl says. I think it all reminds me of my days hanging out with catty people on /fa/.

I hope Cersei wins and marries the Night King.

Wyatt Robinson
Wyatt Robinson

I can walk, its so easy

John Wilson
John Wilson

Sounds like easy money.

Gavin Myers
Gavin Myers

Be more Asuka, you say?

>///<

Same, nothing like a cold, stiff one up ya.
Traitors to be tossed from Casterly Rock.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ECewrAld3zw

Zachary Roberts
Zachary Roberts

Do you still lifeguard or some shit or what?

Jonathan Nelson
Jonathan Nelson

eam not.

Brandon Green
Brandon Green

Yes Asuka wasn't a puppet like Rei, like everyone else ITT

Ian Bennett
Ian Bennett

I quit so now i'm just a neet until school starts.

Aiden Ward
Aiden Ward

I have the best quality imgs too

Xavier Sullivan
Xavier Sullivan

An angel, you must surely be.

Austin Williams
Austin Williams

Sounds boring. Burning through savings while you go to school or on grants/scholarships?

Blake Gutierrez
Blake Gutierrez

Mhm, and the bay will all be ice so they'll just go SPLAT!

Yeah-huh!

Henry Morris
Henry Morris

muh soft diced lamb tho

Carson Smith
Carson Smith

Lighting it on fire.

Probably gonna have to get a job again

James Barnes
James Barnes

Sometimes when I walk I like to skip pass people on wheelchairs

I am angel
I can do no wrong because I do not know what it is.

Jayden Gray
Jayden Gray

Get a job on an irl Baywatch.

Josiah Gonzalez
Josiah Gonzalez

can we please not argue about this.

David Ross
David Ross

This makes me chuckle... YAS QUEEN!!!! YAS!!!!
I mean Danny is jusrt YAWN boring
Jon snow more like jon NO

That is why we work so well, bae

Adrian Williams
Adrian Williams

You have to actually do work at the beach though.

saving people isn't rare

Asher Wood
Asher Wood

I forgot that you'd have to see as many fat slobs in too small bikinis as you would actually attractive people.

Swimming against the waves is oddly fun.

Grayson Reed
Grayson Reed

This was in my recommended

Eli Rivera
Eli Rivera

I think they are kinda annoying.

Matthew Watson
Matthew Watson

Kin nee nee neenee abood deedis?Neh neh neh.

CerseixNightKingOTP

Thomas Adams
Thomas Adams

How? I'm thin so it's easy to remain buoyant so just swimming out against the waves then just relaxing and letting them carry you back to shore.

Tyler Clark
Tyler Clark

Its a lot harder when you have to carry something in them.

Logan Richardson
Logan Richardson

It is nearly new ep time :D
happy scooz.
Maybe I can be your cersei owo

Lucas Carter
Lucas Carter

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Josiah Thomas
Josiah Thomas

hmmm

Evan James
Evan James

The flotation thing or like a person?
I can't carry someone in water for the life of me them.

Blake Sanders
Blake Sanders

Let's be each other's Cersei's so everyone dies!

You automatically win 'cause cutie caterpillar with knife invalidates all arguments. Clever girl.

Daniel Rogers
Daniel Rogers

FLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Wyatt Carter
Wyatt Carter

clever girl

me or the caterpillar

Levi Taylor
Levi Taylor

u

Grayson Gray
Grayson Gray

both I guess

I mostly just wish I didn't have to deal with waves when I went surfing

I just want them to stop and wait for me to be ready

The waves in front of my house are a lot bigger than i'm used to

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=muj6YZZnyuI

Eli Rogers
Eli Rogers

I have to go now, bye-bye love ♥

Ethan Price
Ethan Price

radical

Luke Walker
Luke Walker

1:44

Bentley Parker
Bentley Parker

AAAAAAAAAAA

I'M CLEVER

Angel Baker
Angel Baker

I dunno. The waves just make it more challenging in not really a serious way at all. Just the feeling of the crests going over your head as you swim against them. It's weirdly refreshing.

Levi Turner
Levi Turner

OOH SHITTT

Michael Ramirez
Michael Ramirez

It's all thanks to copious amounts of dick sucking.

Austin Peterson
Austin Peterson

I guess so

its good

Connor Brown
Connor Brown

Yes! Dragon fire everything! bwahahahaha

Christian Morris
Christian Morris

♥ ni ni love

Connor Myers
Connor Myers

You can even open doors!

Fire and Ice! Cersei and NK on zombie dragons!

Jason Hughes
Jason Hughes

Like the few times I attempt to surf and sucked at it, it was fun to use the board to break the crests while swimming out. I couldn't stay on the board to save my life, though.

Nicholas Brown
Nicholas Brown

yes. You wanna know the story? I have two reports about them.

Aiden Murphy
Aiden Murphy

if it's an automatic, yeah.

Alexander Jones
Alexander Jones

I stood up on my first time.

I think it was probably because I used to skate and swim a lot.

Its pretty much just a mix of them

I can't snowboard for some reason though

Austin Collins
Austin Collins

I might reread
get that Iron throne hard on back

Josiah White
Josiah White

I steamed you the links.

James Perez
James Perez

I want to get a dive certifications sometime but I live too far from the beach nowadays to do anything with it.

Lucas Nelson
Lucas Nelson

Bep, I can finally leave! I'm going to make a break for it before they give me work to do. In case I don't see you later, have a great night!

c a w k

Bye for now, scoot!

Henry Morales
Henry Morales

you too. <3

Lincoln Brown
Lincoln Brown

imma go sleep anyway

later

♥ keep safe

Jacob Ross
Jacob Ross

it is
tons of energy

Sebastian Wright
Sebastian Wright

HOT DAMN

Michael Hughes
Michael Hughes

:ok-hand:

Ian Cook
Ian Cook

:brown-man-bowing::pistol:

William Kelly
William Kelly

heelo

Ayden Powell
Ayden Powell

Hello.

Chase Rodriguez
Chase Rodriguez

He lives disturbingly close to you, as well.
Go get 'em, Ahab.

Charles Parker
Charles Parker

If only it was you that lived close...

Joseph Collins
Joseph Collins

Was that show any good. I stopped watching just after that character was introduced.

Nathaniel Mitchell
Nathaniel Mitchell

I'm only interested in brown women older than me.

There's him and Cupcake all really close to you. You've found your white whale.

Josiah Johnson
Josiah Johnson

It's... okay. I thought it was interesting because of the premise, but it suffers from really horrible pacing and really unlikable characters that don't make a lot of sense.

Gross.

Okay Ishmael.

Thomas Kelly
Thomas Kelly

It was joking about something.

The founder of the sandniggers?

Elijah White
Elijah White

Did the MC ever actually do anything? If I remember correctly I kind of thought they might eventually make him useful by having him develop his abilities as a "creator" then have him create something that would solve the problems.

Parker Gonzalez
Parker Gonzalez

Excuse me are you appropriating my culture?

Robert Perez
Robert Perez

That show was really popular in the UK. Most people who were kids in that era would know it.

Zachary Evans
Zachary Evans

Ain't nobody got time for that.

No, from Moby-Di- never mind...

He admitted to being the one that bullied his girlfriend into stepping in front of a train, and she just so happens to be the creator of Altair/Hime/whatever. But he didn't actually bully her, but he feels responsible anyway.
Oh, and he is somehow their big ace up the sleeve for the giant showdown with Altair they planned, by making his own OC.

If it goes the way I think it will he's gonna make a Setsuna "creation", bring her into the real world, and call it a resurrection to defeat Hime.

BUT IT'S ALL SO BORING AND TAKES FOREVER TO GET THERE... meh.

Kevin Cook
Kevin Cook

I'll take that as having figured it out a bit considering I thought he was going to create something to solve the problems but maybe it was obvious. The complaint about the pacing did seem to become more prominent after they had the few weeks break.

Oliver Barnes
Oliver Barnes

They took another week long break just recently too, there was no episode last week. It's annoying.

Jaxon Hill
Jaxon Hill

I assume it must be production scheduling issues and them falling behind on making the episodes either that or they planned these breaks from the beginning so they wouldn't fall behind and then put out episodes full of poor quality.

Benjamin Reyes
Benjamin Reyes

Huh
Weird
Then again we got a lot of british shit over here.

William Carter
William Carter

I was thinking you meant the son of Abraham that founded the sandniggers according to the Koran since we were talking about brown people as well.

Carson Ortiz
Carson Ortiz

The only other Australian TV thing I can think of that was/is quite popular over here is probably Neighbours. I am eligible for citizenship by descent though probably.

William Martin
William Martin

loli pharah is a no go

Mason Taylor
Mason Taylor

Yeah I'd heard neighbours got popular there for some fucking reason.

Which is equally weird. Like round the twist was at least like, kinda weird if not unique and notable. Neighbors is just a generic soap, just like plenty of others I'm sure exist there.

Jace Smith
Jace Smith

idk it's doin' it for me.

Cooper Hill
Cooper Hill

Goddamn pedophile dunecoons, appropriatin' muh Judeo-Christian religions.

Logan Ortiz
Logan Ortiz

Gas both Israel and Palestine.

Adam Barnes
Adam Barnes

I think it had a reputation for being popular with university students or something? I dunno I guess it was that kind of ironic watching of garbage kind of thing but in a more 90s/00s fashion than today.

Robert Edwards
Robert Edwards

toofbrush nana bieauy

Charles Wood
Charles Wood

Why do you even ironically mimic him?

Cooper Butler
Cooper Butler

I mean the stereotype here is of fat middle-aged hick tourists being into it

Jeremiah Phillips
Jeremiah Phillips

Israel will grow larger!

Ethan Brooks
Ethan Brooks

Make the middle east a parking lot unsuitable for life.

Well, more unsuitable than a shithole desert already is.

Alexander Sanders
Alexander Sanders

To be fair if they were university students in the 90s they probably are fat middle aged tourists by now.

Grayson Morgan
Grayson Morgan

It's also a stereotype FROM the 90's

Jackson Wright
Jackson Wright

Ah right. I suppose different countries and different people even within those countries have different perceptions and stereotypes.

Oliver Baker
Oliver Baker

neighbours had some hot pussy doe

Sebastian Butler
Sebastian Butler

Dag, which city in Australia do you live again?

Josiah Rogers
Josiah Rogers

What is this weeb shit

Nathaniel Sullivan
Nathaniel Sullivan

Ironic homosexual roleplaying featuring anime avatars and 30 year old men pretending to be underage girls.

Jordan Morgan
Jordan Morgan

ironic

Henry Harris
Henry Harris

he's a bogan
so perth

Carter Anderson
Carter Anderson

is travelling between major cities in australia easy?

Ryan Garcia
Ryan Garcia

Perth!

how goes manakakaka

Isaiah Gray
Isaiah Gray

to perth not really, it's in the middle of nowhere compared to eastern states

Jason Parker
Jason Parker

I'm just fighting my cold.

still working in diamond mine? being the master of hydraulics?

my friend is going to attend school in australia this september.

Ian Wood
Ian Wood

sd long as it's a smooth wide empty road!

Luis Gomez
Luis Gomez

OH SHIT ITS MANAKA

James Turner
James Turner

or, is it?

Owen Jenkins
Owen Jenkins

oh nice, which city is he heading to? and still working at the same place trudging along i guess!

the road is wide and empty and really really long

Nathaniel Edwards
Nathaniel Edwards

it is

Isaiah Bell
Isaiah Bell

I think I'm ready for the next 60 years to be over so I can just be done. This isn't fun anymore.

David Roberts
David Roberts

dunno if death is any more fun

Cameron Harris
Cameron Harris

If only I was successful in my past attempts of killing myself.

Carson Evans
Carson Evans

Well this has taken quite a dark turn

Hudson Wilson
Hudson Wilson

I havent checked again, city with a good college i think

queensland?

is not!

Xavier Peterson
Xavier Peterson

I know a manako when I see one

Luis Rivera
Luis Rivera

Tetten.

Nolan Diaz
Nolan Diaz

Hey Squash wanna play OW?

Brandon Edwards
Brandon Edwards

Most foreigners coming to study come here, to Melbourne.

Josiah Campbell
Josiah Campbell

In a game with Oobles Guero and Test. I'll ask if you can join.

Austin Myers
Austin Myers

They said its k. request invite

Anthony Turner
Anthony Turner

Oh I'll come later, 20 minutes

Jayden Johnson
Jayden Johnson

Alright. Not sure w'ell be on then.w

Wyatt Bell
Wyatt Bell

Wassup?

Andrew Bell
Andrew Bell

Late night scapin. Nice pharah pics

Camden Young
Camden Young

Pharah is bae. Though I'm honestly surprised how useful Sombra has been, after learning the trick to her.

Jaxon Thomas
Jaxon Thomas

I dont play enough overmeme to care about the balance

I should get into dva

Ryder Gonzalez
Ryder Gonzalez

Dva is good, best part is eating Hanzo's ult then waving at the dumbass weeb.

Heyo

Luke Evans
Luke Evans

i played Overwatch with jack spicer

but we got defeated u_u

Sebastian Sanchez
Sebastian Sanchez

you good fam?

A+

Blake Rivera
Blake Rivera

Yes, everything is good fine.

Thank you for asking.

Daniel Bailey
Daniel Bailey

-good

+going

Carter Johnson
Carter Johnson

It happens~

Plus selfie potg.

Jack Perez
Jack Perez

shes got a plethora of skins as well

Wyatt Cooper
Wyatt Cooper

Gone on your date yet?

Logan Jenkins
Logan Jenkins

i want the new widow skin!

Nathan Myers
Nathan Myers

Yuuuup. All pretty good.

In hots she has an Asuka skin.

Hudson Carter
Hudson Carter

Ignore that

Colton Smith
Colton Smith

Just keep playin', then.

Isaac Watson
Isaac Watson

I didn't want to prod but since Test has, let's talk about it

how was your movie date

Asuka

into the trash it goes

Ryan Young
Ryan Young

?

Nathan Bennett
Nathan Bennett

later
when i find somethign to eat

Gabriel Fisher
Gabriel Fisher

To be fair, she has long hair. It would take a lot more work to redo her sprite in hots to have short hair.

Though given Genji in HOTS has a skin colored like Shinji's Eva and so does another hero, I could see them doing that in the future~

Evan Anderson
Evan Anderson

Fair enough~

Robert Young
Robert Young

Lips sealed?

Adrian King
Adrian King

*hugs*

Luke Lewis
Luke Lewis


Aiden Hughes
Aiden Hughes

cool

yeah

what you been doin lately

Jeremiah Evans
Jeremiah Evans

Yes.

secret

Ryan Cooper
Ryan Cooper

<3

Work and otherwise chilling either just in general or with some friends~

You?

Dominic Young
Dominic Young

vacation

being a lazy fuck

shits lit

Lincoln Richardson
Lincoln Richardson

y tho

Justin James
Justin James

Needs more young Pharah.

Sounds like fun, still hitting up that con?

I don't even remember when it was before. x3

Nathan Jenkins
Nathan Jenkins

yus

Joshua Martin
Joshua Martin

I dunno

Jayden Perry
Jayden Perry

Aight

Good luck

Jaxson Reyes
Jaxson Reyes

Ryder Torres
Ryder Torres

mfw

Ethan Moore
Ethan Moore

Eva was better as Spoilers.

Jeremiah Martin
Jeremiah Martin

Kek

Andrew Ward
Andrew Ward

ty

Ryder Sullivan
Ryder Sullivan

I didn't go this year

maybe next year idk

yo you should zip me that pharah folder

Dylan Martin
Dylan Martin

PharMercy is the best couple.

It's not exactly separated out but I'll try to do so in a bit and zip up what I have for you.

Can't say it will be done super fast but it'll get done!

Leo Martinez
Leo Martinez

you da man man

Easton Walker
Easton Walker

mhm ♥

i'm starving...

i think i'll make Rice and Ketchup for dinner tonight

Anthony Ross
Anthony Ross

squash

have you tried sugar and caffeine?

short term, but amazing relief.

Easton Taylor
Easton Taylor

Fuck off.

Kayden Barnes
Kayden Barnes

There's probably a fair bit of Pharah now that I scrolled through the folder. So you'll probably end up with a lot.

Enjoy~

Matthew Thompson
Matthew Thompson

i think i'll make Rice and Ketchup for dinner
Why would anyone do this?

Andrew Rivera
Andrew Rivera

sugar and starch sustain.

Luke Turner
Luke Turner

Let him wallow. There's a minuscule chance he will spark some sort of desire to eat better and actually work for proper food while he eats this pathetic meal.

Lincoln Howard
Lincoln Howard

is this how you teach children?

James Wilson
James Wilson

Or you could like get super protein heavier beans since it's still dirt cheap and not utterly disgusting.

There's so many ways he could eat cheap that's not just putting fucking ketchup on rice.
WHO FUCKING DOES THIS?

Liam Ward
Liam Ward

survival mode.

Luke Miller
Luke Miller

Luka is 27/28.

HE IS LITERALLY TOO LAZY/POOR/STUPID TO FUCKING EVEN EAT PROPER CHEAP LOL

David Ramirez
David Ramirez

rice and ketchup for dinner
Fuck. I laughed.

Camden Kelly
Camden Kelly

Yes, you can go "survival mode" that isn't eating revolting garbage.

Dylan Bennett
Dylan Bennett

never met a childish adult? irresponsible?

Jason Evans
Jason Evans

Rice and ketchup may be disgusting sounding but it's still funnier that Tsuchi, with no life still, complains about others~

It's almost like he has nothing else in life to make him happy. :BIGTHINK:

Noah Cook
Noah Cook

but it doesn't provide the same... mouthfeel.

Michael Long
Michael Long

LUKA IS TOO LAZY TO EVEN YOUTUBE THIS SHIT LMAO

SO MANY VIDEOS ON HOW TO EAT WELL WHILE BEING POOR

Luka is beyond help

Oliver Fisher
Oliver Fisher

ouch

Aaron Scott
Aaron Scott

I dont say this out of spite eva

this is out of observation over the 5 years ive been posting

Julian Gutierrez
Julian Gutierrez

HOW DOES KETCHUP AND RICE HAVE A MOUTHFEEL THAT ISN'T JUST SLIMY KETCHUP AND RICE?

IN WHAT WAY IS THAT EVEN APPEALING COMPARED TO BLAND BEANS?

Levi Hill
Levi Hill

and your vocation is education?

Luis Lee
Luis Lee

different enzymes.

Hudson Thomas
Hudson Thomas

No, no. You're fine.

You've got a life, I'm okay with you complaining about other people not pushing forward with their's. It's an earned right. I still wouldn't do it but that doesn't mean you can't.

Tsuchi is just a sad case, y'know? He's never had anything else and this all has been his life even longer than Luka, if I remember correctly.

Austin Howard
Austin Howard

You are using words that mean nothing in the context you are using them again.

Connor Watson
Connor Watson

why no empathy for Luka?

Liam Campbell
Liam Campbell

Tsuchi's younger and he's more productive than luka at the very least
he did mention a database thing he does
since these are public threads, we can talk about anything so the moral high ground doesnt even matter lol

Bentley Russell
Bentley Russell

Kanra I filtered you my dude, you gotta turn down the autism, you're at 11 rn

Jayden Hill
Jayden Hill

starch triggers enzymes that break it down into glucose, and other things.

the glucose is noticably sweet. and we are really hardwired to reward tasting sweet things, so our brains reward us for tasting some.

one 'feels' better.

Tyler Torres
Tyler Torres

he did mention a database thing he does
It's not a database thing, just basic accounting mixed with odds and ends.

Austin James
Austin James

what does a 7 look like?

Justin Flores
Justin Flores

That's not how enzymes in saliva work. Starch breaking down in no way makes rice covered in fucking ketchup palatable.

You just are pulling shit from your ass.

Austin Reed
Austin Reed

this is literally elementary.

Wyatt Sanders
Wyatt Sanders

I don't trust any claim about Tsuchi's life, to be honest. He posts here more than I did when I didn't have a job. He wanted to cyber me even after it came out that I was a guy then became an insane denier of this. He constantly acts like Smiles wasn't a guy and that he had some sort of great life, despite being a meth baby and looking like he never bathes.

Also if the moral high ground didn't matter, Tsuchi and many others here wouldn't act as though it does matter and try to use it. It only doesn't matter when it plays to their wishes. :^)

Noah Morgan
Noah Morgan

https://www.education.com/science-fair/article/starch-sugar/

Isaac Nguyen
Isaac Nguyen

if Luka quits sugar,
you have to quit meth.

Ian Morris
Ian Morris

You are just describing basic biochemical processes and acting as though it has some effect of making goddamn ketchup on rice an appealing food.

What possesses you to do this routine?

Kevin Jackson
Kevin Jackson

if you understand the process,
then you already have the answer.

Gabriel Hernandez
Gabriel Hernandez

. He wanted to cyber me even after it came out that I was a guy then became an insane denier of this

DO YOU HAVE THE LOGS

HOLY SHIT

Jaxson Bell
Jaxson Bell

Nah, that was in the old Alice chat. The ajax one before they switched hosts like twice?

I mean I could ask Moonfane if he kept it, cause we were having an endless laugh about it. It was the same night that I went on webcam and Alice acted like I was still a girl despite me on cam saying otherwise.

Samuel Carter
Samuel Carter

You are defending putting ketchup on rice as somehow an appealing food by unrelated biochemical processes.

It's like saying you put salt in food because ATP needs glucose.

Carter Sanders
Carter Sanders

You're drunk, aren't you?

Andrew Nguyen
Andrew Nguyen

it is literally related.
you cannot get any more related.
it's fucking sugar and starch in the mouth.
what appeals to us is what what arouses us.

there is no need to draw on scientific papers for this. this should be general knowledge.

Oliver Bennett
Oliver Bennett

brehhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

Luke Butler
Luke Butler

look up any experiment with a living thing regarding sugar.

Ryder Reed
Ryder Reed

Seriously, did you not know why he became so violently ill willed toward me in specific? Why he hung onto Alice for a long while and only came out of the hidey hole chat when I started acting like Alice on /b/?

I turned the weirdo down just like I did with Dak after mentioning I wasn't a girl, Dak seemed to take it a fair bit better. Strangely. Expected it the other way around. Either way after I turned down Tsuchi the hate boiled over, from there he was part of the push to get me banned forever from the chat and then if ever I did something in thread? He was there to whine about it~

Joshua Lopez
Joshua Lopez

IN WHAT WAY IS THAT EVEN APPEALING COMPARED TO BLAND BEANS?
different enzymes.

Amylase breaking down starch does not make ketchup on rice appealing.

Chase Martin
Chase Martin

you are not actually taking credit for Tsuchi's current state?

Jeremiah Thomas
Jeremiah Thomas

You came out as a dude because I was the one who posted it. What reality do you live in?

John Foster
John Foster

I was but not anymore.

I enjoy chen anything a lot.

shes one of my favorite 2hus

hello

Jeremiah Edwards
Jeremiah Edwards

appealing is a spectrum.

where do you think white bread falls on that spectrum?

what is your standard for appeal?

Leo Stewart
Leo Stewart

meow

Carter Robinson
Carter Robinson

Noooo, the meth and the rest of time did that. I just am saying why he went after me in specific.

And how that controlled those specific choices that I listed.

Are you crazy? I went into the Tinychat on cam with Moonfane to release the info.

You really have a messed up memory but I guess meth does that. It's even where you got the pic that you for some reason keep saved.

Probably to fap to for some god awful reason. Which is why I should also note that I may have been not of age at the time sooo your fapping is illegal~

Eli Powell
Eli Powell

Drink more.

Brandon Hernandez
Brandon Hernandez

This, to be entirely honest.

Jose Thomas
Jose Thomas

It was literally the shit from the edgy MySpace shit, VampireFreaks or whatever, that had your name on it.

Liam Bell
Liam Bell

bork

For what reasons ?

Same tbh honestly

Caleb Anderson
Caleb Anderson

I also don't think he's that smart. literally.

Logan Gomez
Logan Gomez

wait

there's a pic?

Lincoln Anderson
Lincoln Anderson

No that came after when I gave you my name and then you came to me first with that info, you never released it cause you gave me time to delete it. Which I thanked you for.

Then you started hitting on me. An underage boy that you say you saw as ugly and fat, you were hitting on.

But of course this is more about your honor as claiming you somehow doxed me, which history says you didn't and Moonfane can back this. You're nothing special Tsuchi, just like the rest of us.

You just haven't figured that out yet like most of us. I will admit I took a bit too but you really are adamant to stay how you are~

Robert Martinez
Robert Martinez

how did he get it?

Gavin Evans
Gavin Evans

how long ago did this shit go down

Justin Scott
Justin Scott

Uh. About the first or start of the second year of Alice on /b/.

We had gone to the ajax chat and Kamina/Sanya had JUST fallen out of admin position.

So looooong ago.

Cooper Gonzalez
Cooper Gonzalez

Are you reading these walls?

My eyes glaze over if I even glance at them.

Adrian Rogers
Adrian Rogers

Because it's late and passing out in the bathtub in your own vomit is probably best.

You are older than me and you asked me to not tell anyone because you were still doing whatever with Ghost and Alice where you pretended to suicide and both of them would lose their shit.

Isaiah Nguyen
Isaiah Nguyen

oh shit

Andrew Butler
Andrew Butler

god bless

HAAAAMBAGGGA

Justin Stewart
Justin Stewart

Doesn't sound fun.

I need more

Cooper Edwards
Cooper Edwards

Dude, my real age was on the pages. You knew I was underage.

Don't try to make up more stuff just because you don't want this known. Also I still laugh at that 'suicide' thing, I literally told the idiots I wasn't coming back to the threads or chat and was done with the idiocy.

"You were suiciding!"

Alice just wanted to feel as though they had more of a sobby backstory, there was no suicide involved. But at the time you were hanging off of them so I could see why you took that as the truth~

It's funny because it was well known that I came out as a guy in that tinychat and now Tsuchi is trying to rewrite history.

It's almost impressive~

Jordan Hill
Jordan Hill

tsuchi does have a habit of misunderstanding.

Wyatt Butler
Wyatt Butler

Drink enough to wake up on the beach naked with some kid poking you with a stick to see if you're dead.

Joshua Jackson
Joshua Jackson

what are you up to?

Aiden Russell
Aiden Russell

That was almost fun buuuut Tsuchi has essentially admitted he was wrong by going radio silent about the matter when faced with facts. I didn't even have to use a lifeline and call a friend!

Gonna call it a day here and go pass out. Be sure to try to jump into the ring again the moment I'm gone Tsuchi. Everyone knows you're more a fan of easy wins.

It's probably why you go after underage boys sometimes. ;3

Later lovelies.

Jacob Flores
Jacob Flores

i wake up to find I was messaging someone in my sleep

How many iq does this require

Cameron Harris
Cameron Harris

How is a person older than me underage when I was never underage when I started posting?

How does this timeline even work?

Lucas Ortiz
Lucas Ortiz

does everything have to be about IQ

Robert Kelly
Robert Kelly

?

Also seems like a bad idea.

I'm watching something with a friend

Luis Thompson
Luis Thompson

27.

Nathan Jackson
Nathan Jackson

This is the best timeline.

Get MISREPRESENTED nerd.

Xavier Martinez
Xavier Martinez

Gavee you five minutes to prove my prdiction right and there you go. You did it. Only replied again when you thought I was gone.

Proud of you man, you totally ignored the point that the sites said I was underage and only struck with this weak 'fire' when you thought it was safe.

Real man material <4

Night for real now, little boy lover~

Kevin Diaz
Kevin Diaz

3000
thats adorable I used to do the same thing with my s/o

?

Justin Wilson
Justin Wilson

folder tomorrow I assume

Carson Young
Carson Young

:O your lover?

Ryan Roberts
Ryan Roberts

you're being 3D levels of ironic.

Thomas Allen
Thomas Allen

What? I was responding to shit elsewhere. How were you ever underage if you are older than me?

Jacob Ramirez
Jacob Ramirez

Kanra don't ruin the meme please

Aiden Rodriguez
Aiden Rodriguez

Bad ideas are the only way to live life.

Stop this meme.

Matthew Price
Matthew Price

If he starts using memes that are about him, does that mean he's finally become self-aware?

Colton Jenkins
Colton Jenkins

that meme made sense.

Carson Jackson
Carson Jackson

That's some lazy meme remixing lmfao

Noah Stewart
Noah Stewart

it was logical.

first dimension, me about IQ.
second, you about me about IQ.
also second, me about me about IQ.
third, you about me about me, or you about me about you about me about IQ.

Easton Jones
Easton Jones

I'm referencing Erio's post where he whiteknighted you.

It's a meme you dip. Maybe it's too abstract for your IQ.

Hunter Anderson
Hunter Anderson

God I wish my IP was high enough to transform these posts

Christian Russell
Christian Russell

HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Connor Green
Connor Green

I can keep track of up to three dimensions like everybody else.

Andrew Turner
Andrew Turner

Omedetou.

Jason White
Jason White

Gesundheit.

Jaxson Collins
Jaxson Collins

Even a god-king can only detect three dimensions.

Jordan Wilson
Jordan Wilson

see, I can meme.

Jack Butler
Jack Butler

Did you just hex me?

Evan Wilson
Evan Wilson

Nani ?

Luka please

I think i'm gonna pass

Isaiah Garcia
Isaiah Garcia

:(

Wyatt King
Wyatt King

it's a classical meme.

Asher Gomez
Asher Gomez

I think they called them "jokes" back then.

Lucas Brooks
Lucas Brooks

maybe it all sounds the same to you,
symptoms of some sort of intelligent dyslexia.

to anyone else, your memes are equally sensical,
but cloying to me.

Colton Jackson
Colton Jackson

it's not even irony

Jonathan Anderson
Jonathan Anderson

This looks very sad.

David Kelly
David Kelly

it is

Jonathan Rodriguez
Jonathan Rodriguez

im posting chens at you nigga

William Barnes
William Barnes

It's meme.

Nathaniel Sanchez
Nathaniel Sanchez

Grim filtered me. Not sure how to take this.

Brody Reed
Brody Reed

rip

I like those

Ayden Wood
Ayden Wood

good.

very good.

even more good!

Josiah Foster
Josiah Foster

It only lasts for one thread, and this one can end at any moment. Take it as a "calm down" sort of thing.

Dylan Flores
Dylan Flores

oh well.

*shrugs*

Lincoln Garcia
Lincoln Garcia

does that explanation have holes to you?

Samuel Bell
Samuel Bell

:^)

Hudson Reed
Hudson Reed

Yes but I'm choosing to say the nice thing.

Wyatt Jackson
Wyatt Jackson

3

Robert Wilson
Robert Wilson

36

Juan Lewis
Juan Lewis

is that less autistic?

Matthew Johnson
Matthew Johnson

coalburner

Ayden Reyes
Ayden Reyes

GIMME THE CHOCOLATE KANRA

Tyler Bell
Tyler Bell

Old Chen was better thb.

Lucas White
Lucas White

is it autistic to ask of that is less autistic?

Dominic Long
Dominic Long

how fucking long will that take to process in blast furn

Camden Campbell
Camden Campbell

Don't know, I'm not using the blast furnace, too lazy. I'm doing shayzien supply armour

Austin Harris
Austin Harris

did Runescape suddenly stop being autistic?

Justin Young
Justin Young

*fidget spinners*

Juan Reyes
Juan Reyes

i want to hold kanra and stroke him off while he wiggles and AHs like some literal fucking retard

Samuel Cooper
Samuel Cooper

OH SHI-

Henry Butler
Henry Butler

like some literal fucking retard

Michael Williams
Michael Williams

Runescape has been great ever since osrs

Asher Sanders
Asher Sanders

Are you alright?

Oliver Rogers
Oliver Rogers

low quality

Easton Jenkins
Easton Jenkins

my faps are solemn.

William Powell
William Powell

aren't everybody's?

Jason James
Jason James

only in church

Luke Wood
Luke Wood

whatever being less autistic means, I'm pretty sure it means being intentionally dumb. am I right?

Liam Wright
Liam Wright

no, that's what Bloodchan does...

Gavin Cruz
Gavin Cruz

Yes kanra. you are just too brilliant for us.

Christopher Garcia
Christopher Garcia

sorry, pet.

Mason Evans
Mason Evans

No, it's being a spaz that calls people pet on the internet.

Aiden Garcia
Aiden Garcia

is sarcasm un-autistic?

not even kidding.

Alexander Parker
Alexander Parker

Oh, less autistic I'm sorry.

No I don't think you can handle that.

Jaxon Gray
Jaxon Gray

Autistic people generally have trouble understanding or using sarcasm.

Hunter James
Hunter James

is the constant fear of rejection being un-autistic?

Robert Hall
Robert Hall

Is this a breakdown or what

Ryder Peterson
Ryder Peterson

judging by the number of stubs

yes

Jack Wright
Jack Wright

What is happening right now
What

Samuel Wright
Samuel Wright

He's been called autistic for THE LAST TIME

Jacob Davis
Jacob Davis

sarcasm is just saying the opposite, right?

Juan Evans
Juan Evans

Sure dude.

Do a vocaroo where you screech REEEEE and post it you absolute madman.

Leo Adams
Leo Adams

God I wish I was artistic

Landon Ortiz
Landon Ortiz

will caving into peer pressure reduce the autism?

Levi Gonzalez
Levi Gonzalez

Everything with you is peer pressure and wikipedia bias and groupthink

how much of a spineless weak slug do you have to be to go through these mental gymnastics to justify why you are absolutely right all the time

Brandon White
Brandon White

It would amuse me.

Austin Lopez
Austin Lopez

are qualifiers and classifiers autistic? is asking this question autistic?

is making fun of people more, or less autistic?

do you think I think I'm right all the time?

Aiden Rodriguez
Aiden Rodriguez

assume I did. what happens next?

Owen Hernandez
Owen Hernandez

if i type enough smart person words it will make up for me not finishing college

Adam James
Adam James

next poster gets hugs

except kanra

Nolan Anderson
Nolan Anderson

if I strawman sarcastically, I'm not better than Tsuchi.

Josiah Young
Josiah Young

*no

Christian Williams
Christian Williams

Nothing. I get one extra chuckle. This is a funny little fit you're having about being called autistic.

Jeremiah Morgan
Jeremiah Morgan

it's everyone else's fault it's everyone else's fault it's everyone else's fault it's everyone else's fault it's everyone else's fault it's everyone else's fault it's everyone else's fault it's everyone else's fault it's everyone else's fault it's everyone else's fault it's everyone else's fault it's everyone else's fault it's everyone else's fault it's everyone else's fault it's everyone else's fault it's everyone else's fault it's everyone else's fault it's everyone else's fault it's everyone else's fault it's everyone else's fault it's everyone else's fault it's everyone else's fault it's everyone else's fault it's everyone else's fault it's everyone else's fault it's everyone else's fault it's everyone else's fault it's everyone else's fault it's everyone else's fault it's everyone else's fault it's

Liam Fisher
Liam Fisher

are you sure it's a fit and not like, me just asking curious questions and nobody having answers?

Brandon Martinez
Brandon Martinez

Everyone's too stupid to answer. You outsmarted them again.

William Jackson
William Jackson

That's what, the twelfth time nobody could refute you? You're on a roll. Keep it up.

Charles Perry
Charles Perry

hugs4test

Nicholas Allen
Nicholas Allen

Not being able to understand why people would call you autistic is a good indicator of autism

Aaron Miller
Aaron Miller

you read my mind.

they're too busy being unautistic.

Josiah Bennett
Josiah Bennett

Wow you skimmed over loco you monster

Jordan Hill
Jordan Hill

he just upsets me so much.

Henry Turner
Henry Turner

Oh no wait I posted several times never mind.

Adam Sanders
Adam Sanders

if someone can be this bad and not realise it when they're told what hope is there for mankind.

Levi Brooks
Levi Brooks

gas the 'tisms brain war now

Luke Johnson
Luke Johnson

You should make that your go to insult, dude.

Actually, it's too much of a mouthful. Call them "normies".

Zachary Martinez
Zachary Martinez

what's that chris chan custom pokemon card he made where the pokemon's power is autism

Nathan Perez
Nathan Perez

I'm going to guess the answer is yes and not watch it.

Adrian Wood
Adrian Wood

Loco is pretending to emulate the voices in my head

Test is pretending to have heard the voices in my head

and everyone is pretending like I think I know everything, and I'm unsure if they're being ironic, sarcastic, or both, or if they even know.

Ryan Edwards
Ryan Edwards

Where the FUCK

IS MY YOU

Carter Torres
Carter Torres

no guys, he's actually really insecure on the inside!

it doesn't matter how he acts he feels INSECURE ON THE INSIDE

Sebastian Brown
Sebastian Brown

are you 100% sure this wasn't projection?

John Foster
John Foster

< 100

Robert Hall
Robert Hall

THANK YOU

Josiah Thomas
Josiah Thomas

i can't take it anymore. there is so much pain.

Liam Baker
Liam Baker

:(

Hudson Green
Hudson Green

Well I was right, wasn't I?

Just ignore the bad man, he can't hurt you.

Christian Brooks
Christian Brooks

that little thing, where you pretend to think you know what's going on in my head?

I've never been as egregious about it towards anyone, as you have towards me.

watching you wilfully delude yourself into psychosomatic pain... is boggling.

Jordan Johnson
Jordan Johnson

well your is vast oversimplification of a heart warming video story
:\

Robert Kelly
Robert Kelly

because I'M the crazy one.

people have said dark, threatening things, to me, over these boards, and nobody said a thing, but I'M the crazy one.

Ryder Hernandez
Ryder Hernandez

neenee

Henry Roberts
Henry Roberts

New thread when

Not what I'm into.

Andrew White
Andrew White

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Joseph Wilson
Joseph Wilson

people have said dark, threatening things, to me

You know that guy Blood-chan, have you met him? Wow one time he told me he wanted to meet me and hang me up on meat hooks haha. Don't worry though it's funny when he does it.

Jayden Powell
Jayden Powell

what are you into?

Logan Rodriguez
Logan Rodriguez

Silence.

Michael Lee
Michael Lee

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