Head pats please, nii-chan?

Jason Martin
Jason Martin

Head pats please, nii-chan?

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Thomas Mitchell
Thomas Mitchell

Hola mi amore
How was your day?

Alexander Taylor
Alexander Taylor

It was alright, I went out and did grocery shopping that was much needed.
Now I will relax with my evening before an early retirement due to working morning tomorrow.

Henry Richardson
Henry Richardson

Awe that sucks
Im gonna take a break cause i dont like posting here on my phone
Byebye

Jayden Murphy
Jayden Murphy

byeeeee

Wyatt Barnes
Wyatt Barnes

How are you guys liking Hajimete no Gal?

Jace Harris
Jace Harris

SLUTS DON'T GET HEADPATS

Ryan Bell
Ryan Bell

the old thread was never linked to this one

Adam Foster
Adam Foster

good evening

Benjamin Jenkins
Benjamin Jenkins

konbanwa to you too grim

Juan Campbell
Juan Campbell

I missed the bomb ass pool party

Blake Brown
Blake Brown

Oh nah those are just the pools/jacuzzi at my apartments

I moved to some suburban area and its really nice and theres a free gym/pool/spa

Carson Cruz
Carson Cruz

I'm bored as shit
What's happening here?

Levi Watson
Levi Watson

Look up "MEYD-146"

Thank me later

Gabriel Torres
Gabriel Torres

I Wish I Never Knew My Husband's Son Was So Hung
Is this like
reverse cuck porn?

David Cooper
David Cooper

It's motherfucking AIKA

She's a cute af irl gyaru

Tyler Perez
Tyler Perez

shitty tan and died grey hair
Holy shit this combination is awful
Why does this exist
Why is it so bad

Aaron Turner
Aaron Turner

T R I G G E R E D

Samuel Sullivan
Samuel Sullivan

Bring me better porn next time.
I'm disappointed in you.

Dominic Kelly
Dominic Kelly

nice!

I might come over for ala

is that anywhere nearby?

Jason Baker
Jason Baker

Ontario, CA

Though ALA is more of a partycon than an actual con

Levi Brown
Levi Brown

Ontario, Canada

Nathaniel Anderson
Nathaniel Anderson

Fuck a tranny

I can hear the xannies calling.

Nolan Anderson
Nolan Anderson

two ontario

Angel Torres
Angel Torres

Canada is gross tho

William Sullivan
William Sullivan

Good thing you're gross too then ^_^

Luke Wood
Luke Wood

I got close to doing that last year

probably won't go for it again
or maybe I might
depends how drugged I am tbh

is this an invitation?

no worries

Ethan Turner
Ethan Turner

To what

Camden Walker
Camden Walker

Just do it sober and say you got drugged.

Andrew Miller
Andrew Miller

About as gross as poutine

Jackson Phillips
Jackson Phillips

ontario

I don't have a desire to do it sober
my inhibitions are too strong

Lincoln Campbell
Lincoln Campbell

Oh, so not gross at all then?

Sure I guess

Jace Gomez
Jace Gomez

I'm pretty oishii if I do say so myself

Ethan Taylor
Ethan Taylor

obscene liquor.

Matthew Wright
Matthew Wright

If that's how you're going to admit to eating your own cum...

Leo Nguyen
Leo Nguyen

an '18?

Dylan Rogers
Dylan Rogers

youre drunk as tits g2b

Caleb Powell
Caleb Powell

i don anna

Jeremiah Howard
Jeremiah Howard

I'll be there at least.

Evan Morales
Evan Morales

Just gotta find one how looks like a girl.

Logan Moore
Logan Moore

why is andys hair so long

Jordan Flores
Jordan Flores

eh?

yeah but like
you inviting and all
won't we be going together?

gtfo

Noah Stewart
Noah Stewart

i want to yalk to kuss though.

Jason Barnes
Jason Barnes

Just gotta find one that looks like a girl.

Zachary Roberts
Zachary Roberts

I just said the name of the province tbh.

Josiah Wood
Josiah Wood

That's really really gross.

Thomas Ward
Thomas Ward

I'm pretty sure we've all done it before

You have too

He's growing it out to achieve injun aesthetics

I don't know who started the #blamesoto meme but it kinda annoys me but don't let it show cause then they will just start doing it more

Matthew Moore
Matthew Moore

I want the entire thread to know im drinking

Landon Rodriguez
Landon Rodriguez

Leo Brown
Leo Brown

I'm Jewish. I presume you are too. Stop being afraid. Call me. Or give me your number and I will call you. I already know where you live, I'm on you. You might as well call me. You will see me. I promise. Bro.

Blake Ortiz
Blake Ortiz

How do i make beer taste good?

Zachary Nguyen
Zachary Nguyen

drink a gun

Tyler Morgan
Tyler Morgan

Yeah I eat my cum every night.

Kayden Stewart
Kayden Stewart

But thats poison

Brandon Williams
Brandon Williams

And what do you think alcohol is?

Levi Gomez
Levi Gomez

devil cum

Caleb Edwards
Caleb Edwards

I mean I was gonna go for "fun" but sure, that too

Henry Wilson
Henry Wilson

Beer naturally tastes good if you pick the good kind

All I can picture is Yuzumori licking her sticky fingers while thinking of Mimika

God damn why isn't there any doujin out yet?

Nathan Turner
Nathan Turner

Its elephant piss

Luke Powell
Luke Powell

this is almost like a podcast
i need more wine

Lincoln Kelly
Lincoln Kelly

Whats the good kind

Nolan Martin
Nolan Martin

call 1-800-leeches

Caleb Hernandez
Caleb Hernandez

And yet here you are.

Dominic Davis
Dominic Davis

It will be werth it tho

Benjamin Butler
Benjamin Butler

sure it will, piss drinker

Brayden James
Brayden James

Because it's not a popular manga.

Blake Edwards
Blake Edwards

Hangar 24 Chocolate Porter

Chase Campbell
Chase Campbell

Does it taste like chocolate??

William Rogers
William Rogers

I bet it will get popular next year and get an anime adaption

mark my words

Yeah sure

Samuel Collins
Samuel Collins

July 13, 2017

https://mega.nz/#!asw22KLA!LlkecKAWiFgdwPR3QEtdd-Oh1oYiJ7SzEGuJQIAl17U

Translated
(Nishi Asuka) Someday, We'll Get There ch03 [yuriproject]
(Panzer☆Vor! 6) [Umenomi Gahou (Umekiti)] la mia sorella (Girls und Panzer) [English] [GH]
Cheerful_Amnesia-Vol.1_Ch.9-Croxx-Over_English
[Mezashi] Birthday×Yoshiko
[Mezashi] Weeknight Sleepover (Love Live! Sunshine!!) [English] [GiB]
[peachpulsar (Mira)] Cutie Beast Ch. 6 [English] [Sexy Akiba Detectives] [Digital]

Untranslated
(C91) [くずごみ。 (みかぜ)] やさしい♡だけじゃイヤ!! (ガールズ&パンツァー)
(歌姫庭園13) [たぬチョコ (赤佐たぬ)] Sweet Rabbit 3 (アイドルマスター シンデレラガールズ)
Centaur no Nayami Chapter 79
[CURL UP (murata)] ひみつのりこちゃん
[float (はづき)] よしりこねこみみ事件!
[float (はづき)] 同人作家リリーとヨハネの活動記録
[ありすくろす (逢坂圭)] にゃんにゃん日和
[おとめのはにかみ (みくるん)] 恋の終えかたをおしえて
[てりやき茶房 (伊久間さつき)] Kiss me!My Lily!!
[ひろいそら (鷲宮ひろ)] どうぞよしなし
[びびっどサンダー (ズミクニ)] Stop召喚事故!
[みやこ時計 (ミヤコヒト)] よしりこ写真集 Girls Jam
[猫と万華鏡 (ぬくぬく)] リリヨハいちねんせい
白雪姫と黒タイツ (1)

Isaac Gomez
Isaac Gomez

*poke poke*
;~;

Anthony Powell
Anthony Powell

Late af

Charles Murphy
Charles Murphy

Was busy, sorry.

Dominic White
Dominic White

a lot of them look like girls
that isnt enough while sober
nothing is

shes dead

well you live in it so

no point in coming if I can't go with a threader

awwwwwwww
youve turned people into alcoholics and druggies tho for srs
thats probs where its from
but its good you feel bad about it, you have some humanity in you @least

Owen Clark
Owen Clark

How can you tell if someone has a penis ?

Sometimes you can't

Kevin Smith
Kevin Smith

I believe it.

Yuzumori ^_^

What's your favourite yuri ship?

Justin Green
Justin Green

It's a big province

Juan King
Juan King

invitation usually involves activities with the invited

Asher Cooper
Asher Cooper

It wasn't an invitation, I just said the name of the province

Owen Bell
Owen Bell

is this mff

please dont be mff

Christopher Russell
Christopher Russell

I just renamed it. I'm bored.

Brody Gomez
Brody Gomez

that shit is legit scary my dude
and im not even wish

"is this an invitation"
"sure I guess"

Evan Peterson
Evan Peterson

ok. I'll shut up and find something else to do.

Elijah Flores
Elijah Flores

btw, i was only trying to make news into a meme up here https://www.propublica.org/article/marc-kasowitz-trump-lawyer-threat-emails-maddow

Nicholas Mitchell
Nicholas Mitchell

nah not saying you should go
ive been stalked before lol just expressing my feels

how you been lately?

Jordan Davis
Jordan Davis

not too good overall tbh. barely any money and the meds aren't working still for my physical problems. you?

Logan Evans
Logan Evans

sorry to hear
been working hard
sleep schedule is fucked
lost some weight which is good
might go and get a masters in a year or two esp since my boss is willing to pay for it

Christian Brooks
Christian Brooks

Sounds hard overall but probably well worth it.

Luke Murphy
Luke Murphy

most def

we should meet up for beer sometime

Colton Powell
Colton Powell

That would be cool. I don't know how it would react with one of my medications that say don't drink while taking.

Michael Cook
Michael Cook

lol i cant teell if that's a boy or girl, meme

:O

Alexander Reed
Alexander Reed

creepy!
._.

Christopher Myers
Christopher Myers

Yes.

Carson Kelly
Carson Kelly

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AZ5dhnJ7d10

Jaxson King
Jaxson King

lolwut

._.

Nathan Baker
Nathan Baker

I already threatened to crucify you once, is that not enough?

Brody Butler
Brody Butler

Can you tell if its a boy or a girl now ?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vc-b-t6RCvc

its the same person

Brayden Jenkins
Brayden Jenkins

it was both.

nope

Xavier Gomez
Xavier Gomez

it a girl!
:O

and one of them boys voiced over her voice with his!

Dylan Ramirez
Dylan Ramirez

i dunno

Isaac Williams
Isaac Williams

Thats just how she sounds.

Noah Allen
Noah Allen

it weird

Samuel Thomas
Samuel Thomas

Her voice was switched with this guys at birth.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bIH25CP2wc4

Matthew Mitchell
Matthew Mitchell

he sound like a young boy

Aiden Clark
Aiden Clark

Hes only 5'8 too

Mason Cox
Mason Cox

that's a normal hieght.

._.

????

Parker Allen
Parker Allen

Its below the national average.

Jeremiah Reyes
Jeremiah Reyes

for a guy at least

Nathaniel Cruz
Nathaniel Cruz

it is?

i wouldn't know.

Josiah Fisher
Josiah Fisher

google is a magical thing

Brayden Diaz
Brayden Diaz

meow

Logan Diaz
Logan Diaz

I feel like shit

Lucas Hughes
Lucas Hughes

one beer won't hurt ya haha

Tyler Parker
Tyler Parker

Just finished evangelion+end of eva for the 4th time

will never be able to get over how fucking amazing that shit is

Liam Campbell
Liam Campbell

How would you not know that 5'8" is short? Or is this a "teehee i dont know the average height of a guy because im a GIRL xd"?

Landon White
Landon White

guy in the cap is amused

Asher Wright
Asher Wright

I felt the same way.

Elijah Rogers
Elijah Rogers

:D
jinx is cute~

Colton Watson
Colton Watson

The best league girl.

Ayden Ortiz
Ayden Ortiz

she made me happy

Colton Brown
Colton Brown

howdy y'all

Jordan Hall
Jordan Hall

playing as her was fun, she'd say nice things and do kewl stuff
and her music video was kewl an bumpin'

Logan Morales
Logan Morales

"she'd say nice things"

shes crazy though

Mason Lewis
Mason Lewis

crazy fun!

Hudson Lee
Hudson Lee

:O
weird

Hunter Hughes
Hunter Hughes

can i please have

$200?

Jaxson Thomas
Jaxson Thomas

:(

Liam Allen
Liam Allen

jinx a shit btw

Josiah Garcia
Josiah Garcia

:)

Joseph Stewart
Joseph Stewart

androromantic
that's a funny way of saying you wanna fuck dogs

Jaxson Rogers
Jaxson Rogers

;~;

*hugs her nicely and comfortingly*

Jayden Howard
Jayden Howard

I'll just hurt her more later.

Caleb Collins
Caleb Collins

no i'm not hurting her!

Jose Howard
Jose Howard

What even is this shit?

John Taylor
John Taylor

Yes ?

The longer you hold her the worse its going to get.

I'm very jealous

Angel Nguyen
Angel Nguyen

No.

Ryan Sanchez
Ryan Sanchez

...why jelous?

its not gonna get worse! because i'm not doing bad....

Adam Kelly
Adam Kelly

lol I remember the first time I saw one too I was pretty surprised.

Apparently they are a call "middle eastern people " and the have like 10 different kinds

:o

Parker Nguyen
Parker Nguyen

This is definitely copypasta.

Owen Young
Owen Young

okay

Only i'm allowed to touch her

i'm gonna break her whore face

I changed it a little

Jacob Ortiz
Jacob Ortiz

is that moon man

BLESS

Robert Richardson
Robert Richardson

He goes to kkk meetings.

Mason Williams
Mason Williams

Pretty sure spec doesn't attend KKK meetings.
That'd take time out of his busy nigger lynching schedule.

Dylan Roberts
Dylan Roberts

me too

No I've meet him in real life.

He came wearing his cloak and everything.

Lucas Long
Lucas Long

Yeah but yours are all fake with collagen and not natural like his.

Cameron Collins
Cameron Collins

He lives in the desert.
That was probably just his traditional sand-nigger robes. Needs to keep the heat off somehow.

Daniel Jenkins
Daniel Jenkins

Those are fake.

Jose Walker
Jose Walker

Yeah, it was my poncho.

Kayden Ramirez
Kayden Ramirez

Actually it was for hiding his fucking knives in.

Hunter Miller
Hunter Miller

What sort of fag wear's a poncho.
Considering guns make up like 50% of his personality traits I find it hard to believe he'd be edgy enough to bring a load of knives but not be edgy enough to be ready to columbine the nearest school at a moment's notice.

Sebastian Roberts
Sebastian Roberts

Well I mean it was Cali, so I wasn't allowed a knife over 4" or mags over 10 rounds.

Tyler Brooks
Tyler Brooks

don't think he was brave enough to bring a gun into cali

William Kelly
William Kelly

That's why you needed robes, to hide multiple guns.
Wow, what a pussy.
There goes half of his existence I guess.

Carter Wood
Carter Wood

He could of done it pretty easily though.

Cameron Baker
Cameron Baker

We'll bring Cali back into the true American fold someday.
Someday.

need robes for that
You think I'm some kinda novice or something?

Mason Gutierrez
Mason Gutierrez

I mean yeah. What are they gonna do, stop him at the border?
I've always been curious just how much noice that guy would have made while moving.

Camden Allen
Camden Allen

Noise would be the least of your concern with the fucking 12gauge running down one leg.
Not to mention that moving at all with any of those handguns just stuffed in your waistband without a holster is uncomfortable and difficult as shit.

Thomas Hall
Thomas Hall

My 12 year old sister pickpocket him and stole his knife.

Bentley Cruz
Bentley Cruz

The BDO market is the single worst video game economy I've seen in the entirety of video games, this shit makes the grans exchange look like literal perfection

the way it works is when an item goes up for the lowest price on the market it get put as a bid item, and bid items don't actually mean you bid, it literally is an RNG raffle about who gets to buy the item.

So why don't i just buy something more expensive that's not in a bid? well you'd get caught there, you can ONLY buy the lowest priced unit of the item on the market

in summary: bids clog up everything and make buying pretty much anything an RNG war

This is especially a cancer when it comes to the rare items needed to enhance weapons and armor above +15. they come on pretty frequently, but it's IMPOSSIBLE to buy one of them.

on the bright side there is """"""""""pre-ordering"""""""""" but if not enough items go on the market then they'll all be bids and pre-orders have no stake in bids

Yes I am triggered I've been trying to buy one item for 2 hours.

Charles Bell
Charles Bell

Well yeah, but you could just pretend you really need to shit or something.

Maybe I just like the imagery of that neo-chainmail
Outplayed by a little girl.
Nice.

Get her to take his keys next time too.

Logan Lewis
Logan Lewis

why r u playing shitty mmos

Lucas Torres
Lucas Torres

400 dollar professional tablet

Christian Walker
Christian Walker

Isn't BDO's biggest feature it's amazing graphics

Why does it look like you're playing a 2004 game.

Jeremiah Sanders
Jeremiah Sanders

okay

David Bell
David Bell

cause I'm running a gtx 750 not a 1070

Matthew Turner
Matthew Turner

veautiful lines

Jordan Campbell
Jordan Campbell

Those thick ones are the pressure sensitivity on the tablet turning itself off.

there are models of this tablet that cost 700 bucks.

Cameron Lewis
Cameron Lewis

you can ONLY buy the lowest priced unit of the item on the market
Wat. Why? Then what's the point of selling an item for anything other than lowest?

Neo-Chainmail sound is when you put it all on a duty belt, with all your other crap, and a chest rig over that, and it all clanks around like a mother fucker because the radio never sits right.

Isaiah Ross
Isaiah Ross

return it as defective
I have run out of dumb memes to parade around as conversation.

John Kelly
John Kelly

it also time gates large quantity items because someone will put one thing at cheapest price which time gates THE ENTIRE ITEM

Gabriel Sullivan
Gabriel Sullivan

Disappointing.

Kayden Price
Kayden Price

circular marks look nice !

Landon Watson
Landon Watson

Time to kill self.

for why?

Bentley King
Bentley King

You lose all your shell money when you die in Hollow Knight

Never has there been such a feature that I love and hate at the same time.

Jordan Baker
Jordan Baker

hollow knight is literally dark souls mixed with ori and the blind forest and it's one of the best games I've played in the last year

because the cheapest item gets put as a bid

Ryan Thompson
Ryan Thompson

How is anyone supposed to live up to this sort of pressure?
Never played dark souls in any form?

John Jackson
John Jackson

Life uhhh... finds a way

Jose Perry
Jose Perry

It's really pretty I like it so far
the larvae bug things you can save are darling

I have, I'm familiar with the feature. I like when it comes up in games

Adrian Miller
Adrian Miller

I didn't know that you lose your plug-in chips when you die in NieR Automata. The first time I did realize it I lost an incredibly powerful one.

Seems like something's gone overlooked here, this doesn't seem like a usable market.
What are you trying to buy anyway?

You aren't, thus, kill self.

Dylan Gutierrez
Dylan Gutierrez

penalized for items when you die
whats the fucking point of that???

Brandon White
Brandon White

you think maybe it's to disincentivise dying

Brody Anderson
Brody Anderson

an item needed to take a weapon from +15 to "pri" enhancement level

it works literally the same exact way as souls in DS1, you can get em back, you just gotta get em back without dying again on the way to em

Daniel Hernandez
Daniel Hernandez

Encourages you to not die.

Or if you're playing DayZ it's more like a sand mandala, testing your patience in how much you can stand spending hours and hours getting all your gucci gear, only to have it taken from you in a split second by a single bullet.

Xavier Thomas
Xavier Thomas

did you get it back?

Well
It encourages that you don't hoard resources, but also that you spend them wisely.
Forces you not to run into enemies and obstacles without thinking.
High risk/high reward.
Masochism.

hai
don't crai

Cooper Bell
Cooper Bell

yeah, just wait for deepnest where you find your first EXTRA cute one

also tell me how many tries it takes you to beat hornet

Ian Jones
Ian Jones

never see u around anymore buddy

Jason Diaz
Jason Diaz

There a way to grind it, not buy it? Seems more time efficient if there is.

No, died again before I could recover my old body, so it was gone forever.

Christopher Cook
Christopher Cook

yeah yo-u have a small chance (SMALL chance) of getting it at random from gathering

still an RNG fuckfest

Oliver Ross
Oliver Ross

And I also just learned you can get the money back by beating your soul thingy
Neat!
Also hornet is sexy

I was away for a while yeah. I'll become more frequent now, likely. breathe some of that ol' spiciness in here, you feel me

I'da been salty enough to quit for the day.

Andrew Reyes
Andrew Reyes

excellent

Alexander Evans
Alexander Evans

Jesus Christ am I getting lost

Jack Martinez
Jack Martinez

Almost. Luckily by that time I'd built up a surplus of chips and G that just fused another one. Still a shitty drain on saved up resources though, and lots never regained the space saving some of the old chips had.

Easton Ramirez
Easton Ramirez

Are you in love with Kizuna AI?
I feel like you would be

Should I get Nier?

Tyler Cruz
Tyler Cruz

Andrew Powell
Andrew Powell

and yes, get nier

Asher James
Asher James

I thoroughly enjoyed it to the point where I went out and bought a copy of NieR Replicant so I could get even more of the story and similar game play. Soundtrack is also amazing.
I'd say it's definitely worth checking out.

Michael Young
Michael Young

Buy me it.

Ryan Reyes
Ryan Reyes

seriously though, if you take more than 10 times to beat hornet you're in for a rough ride, less than 5 and you'll be chillin

Carson Adams
Carson Adams

having to restart from 20 mins prior isnt enough?

that fits in some sorta survival game not an action game

Gabriel Reed
Gabriel Reed

Hollow Knight is cool too

Christian Morgan
Christian Morgan

I think it fits in any game, really. Death should have a meaningful consequence.

Joseph Thompson
Joseph Thompson

never played.

Wyatt Johnson
Wyatt Johnson

Me too

I heard its good from everyone though

Henry Gutierrez
Henry Gutierrez

now im hearing it myself

I dont have the resources for vidya rn though

idk if I should get return of samus from eu scalpers tho

cant imagine the price

Hudson Cook
Hudson Cook

its region locked so id have to buy a na cartirdge too ree

Zachary Morris
Zachary Morris

If items were so essential to gameplay, why do they need to be stripped from you at death? wouldnt you be using said items as much as possible to avoid failure state if they were essential and a real consequence towards gameplay

Benjamin Sanders
Benjamin Sanders

You wanna see my pants that are covered in zippers ?

Thomas Cooper
Thomas Cooper

I dont really care so sure why not

Wyatt Walker
Wyatt Walker

:(

Dylan King
Dylan King

Yeah? That's the point though, they are essential, so its teaching you not to go rushing headlong into things unprepared, or that you can't take on yet, because when you fuck up you'll get knocked even further back and have to re-grind up to it.

Wyatt Thompson
Wyatt Thompson

?

Ian Collins
Ian Collins

oh I thought youd post it

if your dick is hanging out im gonna delete you
I dont need that shit rn its 6am

Kayden Lopez
Kayden Lopez

how are they essential if he didnt even notice he was losing "precious life saving" chips?

Alexander Peterson
Alexander Peterson

How big is the folder?
Buy me it.

I'll wait till next month, maybe.
I'm making too many purchases now

does she get harder every time you fight her or something?

action games are definitely about survival to some extent, though, so implementing survival/resourcing elements makes all kinds of sense.

Jordan Murphy
Jordan Murphy

10-12 images

Eli Cooper
Eli Cooper

I just a picture of my leg and foot

Ryder King
Ryder King

shits mad dark

I saw one zipper and your pale ass feet

Parker Parker
Parker Parker

I have 4 and none of them open my dick gate

Camden Diaz
Camden Diaz

gg

Brayden Gonzalez
Brayden Gonzalez

dick gate
10/10

Gavin Long
Gavin Long

lloyd if u got snap add me @grim.01

Aiden Sullivan
Aiden Sullivan

Hey grim

wanna see my dick gate?

Cameron Jackson
Cameron Jackson

goodnight .

Lucas Evans
Lucas Evans

you didn't say you're gonna buy me nier
if you do that, I'll create a snapchat and add you

Jaxon Hernandez
Jaxon Hernandez

Its actually pretty comfy

? ? ? ?

Jose Young
Jose Young

I guess I should clarify that I didn't know it was possible to lose them, till the first time I lost one. I did not know that chip loss on death until recovery a la dark souls was a mechanic.

So the first time I died, and didn't recover my body, I checked my plug-in chips and realized I had made a terrible mistake. And this was noticeable right away after I died that something was missing, health wasn't recovering, movement speed was gone, weapon attacks were halved...

That feel.

Zachary Adams
Zachary Adams

half the shit in games now are of barely any use and exist solely for "complexity" to make you think you lost something when dying, when really the most punitive measure of it is losing progress and starting back from a checkpoint

the ability to lose an item shouldnt even be tied to outright death if your really trying to make item use a core mechanic

Justin Perry
Justin Perry

lag

James Long
James Long

nah it's a measure of how quick you git gud

because believe me

YOU NEED TO

Colton Jones
Colton Jones

tfw tea really helps your throat but you need it by the fucking gallon since it only helps for a short amount of time
mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmsmoking was a mistake

Caleb Wilson
Caleb Wilson

Smoking is gross.

Justin Gray
Justin Gray

I'll keep this in mind.

hard knockz

Well in this game you lose currency, not items when you die. However, in a game like binding of isaac or dead cells or nuclear throne, where you start off with no items and collect them on a different run each time, that's central to the gameplay. In Nier, it seems you can collect lost items once you recover your old body so it's not even that bad. More often than not developers will implement the mechanic in such a way that you're not getting completely fucked for dying.

Ayden Parker
Ayden Parker

<3

Levi Phillips
Levi Phillips

thats why I smoke kretek, it numbs everything

if item loss was really a "penalty"
then it would be item loss = Death not death = losing some op/BFG9000-tier item that you were cheesing with

Julian Lopez
Julian Lopez

Haha cock

Nathan Foster
Nathan Foster

My god you could weaponise john oliver's screeching voice

Oliver Fisher
Oliver Fisher

Excuse me there's nothing funny about cock

Cooper Morris
Cooper Morris

yeah there is

Gavin Cooper
Gavin Cooper

nigga I dunno about you but I'm terrified of that beast
It's basically a dinosaur

Charles Butler
Charles Butler

I wouldn't worry. it has no teeth and it can't fly. that makes it harmless in my book

here's his cousin, a far more dangerous breed of chickenosaurus

Dylan Wright
Dylan Wright

A dick dressed up as a space man is pretty funny though.

Angel Rodriguez
Angel Rodriguez

Hang overs are ass.

Cameron Bailey
Cameron Bailey

ur a hanging over ass

Carson Wright
Carson Wright

Then don't drink.

Brayden Reed
Brayden Reed

But then I can't be drunk.

Josiah Scott
Josiah Scott

drink more water before you pass out

Aiden Jackson
Aiden Jackson

being drunk on weekdays
Man I'm jealouSS

Jacob Richardson
Jacob Richardson

I did. Wasn't enough. It's not that bad though.

I have today off. Retail work is nice for it.

Jordan Myers
Jordan Myers

Sounds ez, I'm so fucking tired I shouldn't have gone to work today
Mistakes were made

Cameron Watson
Cameron Watson

Kill someone?

Brayden Flores
Brayden Flores

Almost. Missed the head of one of the top dogs with like less than an inch
Slept a good half an hour in front of two others
I think I'll just go and get shitfaced myself too

Jonathan Wood
Jonathan Wood

Jack, you fool. You'll be hung.

Zachary Hernandez
Zachary Hernandez

You can still be drinking water though

Isaiah Hill
Isaiah Hill

Jacks dick

Bentley Lee
Bentley Lee

Why do you post about dicks all the time ?

Jordan Stewart
Jordan Stewart

If you want to be hung, just drink Milk.

Joshua Hernandez
Joshua Hernandez

Hii

Samuel Rogers
Samuel Rogers

Drink your own milk. Put it back into the penis.

Brody Scott
Brody Scott

Guess I need to lay off the milk.

Christopher Wright
Christopher Wright

What do people who want smaller dicks drink?

Carter Fisher
Carter Fisher

Milk.

William Moore
William Moore

I'd like to know what kind of milk IKT is drinking though.

Ryder Morris
Ryder Morris

Mommy's milk. rich in estrogen.

James Bennett
James Bennett

soy milk

Justin Roberts
Justin Roberts

Soy tastes better than the regular kind

Zachary Williams
Zachary Williams

I don't drink milk!

Tyler Harris
Tyler Harris

What are you drinking ?

Jack Cox
Jack Cox

mizu

Angel Lopez
Angel Lopez

T-thanks

Xavier Myers
Xavier Myers

Must be something in the water then.

David Brooks
David Brooks

nani

Owen Hughes
Owen Hughes

gay frogs

Evan Torres
Evan Torres

That can't be the answer for everything.
I'm not sure which is gayer.

Carson Torres
Carson Torres

Daddy's milk.

James Martin
James Martin

Your dick is like the size of my forearm.

Thats some strong mizu.

Ryder Butler
Ryder Butler

I might go to a neat archipelago rehab, shit could be neat

Levi Gonzalez
Levi Gonzalez

noo you havent seen it

Thomas Myers
Thomas Myers

does 33% less sugars, salt, and fat mean I can eat 3 bags of chips instead of just one

Josiah Richardson
Josiah Richardson

I think I have though.

Parker Bell
Parker Bell

Perspective warping.

It's tiny I need a bigger one.

Julian Adams
Julian Adams

I might go to a neat archipelago rehab, shit could be neat

Dylan Turner
Dylan Turner

it means you can eat half of another bag

Carson Green
Carson Green

Tiny Asian hands for his massive Nederlands donger.

The hands make it looks like a magnum dong, even though it's just an enormous donger.

Sebastian Wood
Sebastian Wood

I'm not sure I believe this though.

Oliver Nguyen
Oliver Nguyen

heavy dead?

Brayden Wood
Brayden Wood

Thanks

I have trump hands.

Jeremiah White
Jeremiah White

I have trump hands.

Caleb Perez
Caleb Perez

But Mr Turnbull said Australian law would prevail over the laws of mathematics.
He told journalists: "The laws of mathematics are very commendable, but the only law that applies in Australia is the law of Australia."

Cameron Roberts
Cameron Roberts

Hihi

Christopher Long
Christopher Long

This fat 18 y/o fuck keeps heckling me in his $600 Ford

Should I just murder him?

Xavier Myers
Xavier Myers

ye

Nathaniel Martin
Nathaniel Martin

egg him

nice snap btw

Blake Peterson
Blake Peterson

Heckling you? What?

Parker Hill
Parker Hill

what

Robert Peterson
Robert Peterson

hows ur hangover

Grayson Butler
Grayson Butler

Ok.

Blake Ross
Blake Ross

thanks. i sent it to tokai along with some other sexy pictures. I think I've really got a chance this time.

Christian Anderson
Christian Anderson

you've never had someone drive real slow beside you shouting obscenities and making hand signs?

oh wait you're a priviledged white boy that's right. my bad.

Julian Jackson
Julian Jackson

im sure he is swooning

good to hear
I got plans to meet up with an old coworker today, hype hype

Joshua Scott
Joshua Scott

LMAO

subtle rides his bike through mountain trails to get to his destination

Julian Myers
Julian Myers

Cool.

Robert Brown
Robert Brown

You're white too why the fuck does that come into it

Jacob Parker
Jacob Parker

i grew up in the hood.

Evan Howard
Evan Howard

compton la motherfucker

watched downtown niggas drop cos they make the wrong fashion choice that day my nigga

y'all niggas ain't real. fucking going pop pop every corner two blocks from martin memorial. shiiiiiiiiiieeeeeeeeeet.

Brody Cox
Brody Cox

ok

Cooper Morris
Cooper Morris

something wrong with that?

Michael Reyes
Michael Reyes

no he just isnt in contact with city peeps as often as loco is

Tyler Price
Tyler Price

I literally live in the mountains.

Gabriel Young
Gabriel Young

kek

kanra wants to ask you something

Jaxon Gutierrez
Jaxon Gutierrez

who?

Elijah Reed
Elijah Reed

Tell him to come post then.

Leo Sullivan
Leo Sullivan

There must be two kanras.

Mason Baker
Mason Baker

oh snap
are there nipples

Matthew Campbell
Matthew Campbell

My childhood isn't a meme. How fucking DARE you.

<3

Jack Morales
Jack Morales

Yeah hold on let me get my tight fit shirt

Luis Stewart
Luis Stewart

stop the hotdog molestation

Nathaniel Campbell
Nathaniel Campbell

Sabs slapping her hotdog all over Loco

What's new?

I'm going out I'll be back whenever.

Cooper Carter
Cooper Carter

this has to stop.

Justin Turner
Justin Turner

I was lying about the tight fit shirt. I don't own one. I'm too shy to show my body off like that.

Lucas Anderson
Lucas Anderson

Though there is this one.

Jack Brooks
Jack Brooks

that was a mistake

I won't post the rest.

Sebastian White
Sebastian White

ok only because its you ill let it slide

Hunter Thomas
Hunter Thomas

armani shirts will do wonders for your body
they fit so well

Ayden Adams
Ayden Adams

These cost more than my monthly budget.

Gavin Anderson
Gavin Anderson

well your bday passed but I might get you one for xmas if you are a good boy

Logan Campbell
Logan Campbell

having money is nice

Adrian Robinson
Adrian Robinson

I'll try my best.

Cameron Bailey
Cameron Bailey

ganbatte

yeet

Carter Baker
Carter Baker

too bad i dont because the agency i work with is staffed with vodka niggers

Jeremiah Ward
Jeremiah Ward

20" LED monitor with 1 year warranty
$20

I CAN HAVE NICE THINGS EVEN THOUGH I'M POOR!

HOORAY

Ayden Lopez
Ayden Lopez

vodka nigger?

Hudson Johnson
Hudson Johnson

WHERE

Daniel Harris
Daniel Harris

I only cost $20.

Justin Rodriguez
Justin Rodriguez

LED

polish people

Nathaniel Scott
Nathaniel Scott

http://www.ebay.es/itm/Monitor-HP-Compaq-LA2006x-20-pulgadas-WLED-1600x900/122570860017

He took a 20 euro offer the absolute madman.

It even swivels to 90 degrees so I can draw upright.

what a legend.

Elijah Edwards
Elijah Edwards

what a steal
make sure there are no insects in it since its coming from a recycling place lmao

oh shit
I havent run into that issue yet
most ppl in my job are white or asian

Levi Reed
Levi Reed

Are those her nipples?

Isaac Thompson
Isaac Thompson

no
video artifact

also

Nolan Roberts
Nolan Roberts

What does that get me

like are you willing to do pee stuff?

Austin Rodriguez
Austin Rodriguez

Okay.
No () in (You)

How does one make mosquito bites go away?

Hudson Foster
Hudson Foster

Mosquitoes?
More like Mesquite Toes, amirite?

Isaac Howard
Isaac Howard

Bite them, suck the venom out.,

Joshua Cook
Joshua Cook

So just suck it like an asian schoolgirl sucks cocks?

Carter Jackson
Carter Jackson

N-not that I'd know about asian schoolgirls or their cock sucking habits... haha....

How's the weather?

Levi Price
Levi Price

No they don't bite.

Like suckling on mommy's nipple.

Owen Parker
Owen Parker

Mommy's milk.

Blake Long
Blake Long

vinegar/lemon juice

then ice it

or apply a high concentration menthol solution to it

Brayden Morgan
Brayden Morgan

New.

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