Local is still my favorite furry even though I haven't seen him in so long.
He joined the Navy, so now he's gone a lot. Is sad.
He did that YEARS ago though
But it's only been like... two years.
I'm not good with time anymore.
Either way, he's not as fun as he used to be. But not by choice.
Pretty sure it was like 4 years ago
No. There's no way it's been that long. The list of bands and music he gave me before he left for basic is dated May of 2015.
I simply don't know.
One might ask, 'what are birds'? What are birds? We just don't know.
I'm more interested in what frogs are.
Frogs are gay.
no they aren't
How do YOU know?
I just know.
is it dying or just retarded
CNN told me that the green frog is a symbol of hate and only likes straight white christian males.
Just seal things.
Totally. That's why a buncha commies decided to print 5'x5' images of a frog in SS clothing and shoot at it in the desert put to shitty music.
Peterson explains it better.
8 inches of shaft in his hand
Are you a white supremacist?
The bitch was all like "you got it daddy, I like callin you daddy"
No, I just hate spics and niggers.
I'm goin' to bed. See ya next time.
She sounds pretty weird.
something seems wrong with her
shes getting that dick thats whats up with her
You have two minutes to name someone more autistic
there was a pubic hair in my cornflakes
god I hope it was mine
Did you eat it???
She seems like shes on drugs or just really fucking stupid.
no. I'm trying to cut back on protein.
Drat, foiled again...
Oh never mind.
I'm not going to kiss you or anything.
DON'T ACT RELIEVED
I never said anything about that.
what are you talking about that is actual trash
you toe-sucking pedophile
It's in reference to their game of Double Memory, where she bet each of her finger and toe nails at 1 Million each.
She won on her first turn and wanted to play another game where they both bet their nails and made the other girl cry.
You didn't have to.
suck my toes you pedophile
Because it was never implied.
The one kissing her feet loves nails and collects them in lieu of currency from the gamblers that lose to her.
Oh please Ban I can read you like a brick of lead.
OH SPEAK OF THE DEVIL~
....at l-least the image looked lovey dovey at first ;~;
but now it just a creepy anime :(
Good Megumin doujins.
Bad Megumin doujins.
it's almost 7am and i don't even want to go to bed
Talk about your problems and then post lewd pictures of yourself instead.
eh that's what i usually do, isn't it?
Which is why I said to do it instead of sleeping.
I want to EXPLOSION inside Megumin.
explosion in me bb
Don't worry I have more
Calm down, I'll post more later.
Swag swag swag
When you were just about to relax
then the system
out of nowhere
comes to rape your asshole
tfw you receive a free respect ticket and a VIP wristband to a Tom Jones concert from the mayor but you just wanna get shitfaced alone and play OW so you give it a way
Sell it for drugs.
I think over half my Warriors in Pokemon Conquest have their perfect link Pokemon.
Now to just train them up so fucking TADAKATSU stops fucking RIDING THE BORDER AND PISSING ME OFF.
I'm giving it to a friend of mine its a long dream of his
Can impress his whore too
I'd rather stay home and get drunk alone
Besides, there is also a long reception with the elite of the city after, can't send random people there in my stead. I'd give one to you too but I guess you won't travel for it
I can hardly afford to go anywhere right now. My new job has yet to kick in really and I need to find a second one.
That fresh new job smell tho ^^
working two jobs
Gee I thought I'm living in a shithole
It's going to be part time on both. I'd kill for a 60 hour work week at a decent pay, but hard to juggle so many jobs.
Why not just get one then? Simple jobs at a multinational company should be ez to get fer starters
That's not a long dream of mine..
Oh shit you really did move
I've only ever done factory work and they don't do double shifts most of the time. So most I'd get is around 48 and I really want to not do factories anymore. And everything else around here is part time gigs.
Did you think I was making shit up
That 1h 15 min commute a way though.
Why would you even want to work 60 hours a day thats insane
Also some factory works can be decent, specially storage stuff. Part time bosses tend to be bloody assholes
I can never be sure with this place : ^)
60 hours a day
Jack. There are only 24 hours in a day.
But mostly because I hate just sitting around. I need money so I can get my life back together.
The boss at the place I work is pretty cool at least. Plus people bring dogs in the store a lot so I get to pet them.
It's not permanent.
I mean a week
bringing dogs around squash
Poor fools not even aware of what they are doing
Well, if you are cool with it and you earn enough its good I guess. Got any papers? Like, profession wise
I'd settle for a permanent life in ireland
Got a job yet?
Nah. I don't really have any certifications.
I'm not able to operate a fork lift in the store, but I'd have to become certified to get papers for it. But a fork lift cert can get you a shit ton of good jobs.
Do they let you fuck them too
I'm now able to*
I know, I have one. Can get you cozy jobs and if you have brains to it you can quickly get a shift leader position in any big storage. Practice on that shit a bit and finish the papers for it I say
How much for it in merrica?
No idea. I'm told my boss might be able to get me in the class through the company though.
It's pretty meh tbh.
Do that, worth it either way. Just be careful not to write a loyalty contract for like half a decade in exchange
But that place is full of niggers and muslims plus brits became cucks
Do you even feel safe at night going out in britain
What job ya got?
I probably shouldn't considering how much I move.
moov dis, bich.
u 2 fat
What? you think this one isn't?
Plus Southampton was pretty chill.
yo mada so fet. wen shi jum fo joi shi go stuk.
Clock is having a stroke.
You gotta settle at least until you get a profession paper tho
The irish got cucked too? Bloody shame on them, no hope for the west. You need to earn monies quick and head back to eastern EU where its safe and warm.
Gotta go now bai bai
It think enough is enough i should sleep.
and that was a bad attempt at typing in an asian accent. you racist.
Wouldn't count on that.
YOU RAT BASTARD
can someone explain chris pratt to me.
Good lord, my sides hurt.
Chris Pratt, The Poor Man's Scootalooo
vibrators are way over-rated
Weren't you literally the only person rating it at all?
because this thread is the only thing that exists in the entire internet clearly
I'm pretty sure that against all sense people do, in fact, say things that aren't true on the internet.
Shocking, I know.
Nothing tops Real Cock™.
Not me, though.
Lying is way too much effort for basically no long-term reward.
you probably aren't using it right.
tfw you were shown what real anal is for like 30 seconds before his girlfriend walked in
I mean we sortof had an agreement but he still stopped and UGH GOD DAMNIT
next time I met him he was a complete fucking creeper though and didn't get the message that I wasn't in the mood
put in pooper
turn on vibrator
kinda feels like nothing really
You're supposed to push it up and into your prostate so it massages it.
Cool story Swedish, keep going on about what a fail trap you are.
into as in like against
Not inside. don't put things inside your prostate.
what do you think I meant by put it in pooper, I know what target I was supposed to hit and it just felt... meh
I put cummies inside my prostate and it became a womb.
I'm pregnant now.
i guess god doesn't want you to feel good, then.
certainly knew that already
Probably because you are full of hormones made to make your man giblets less functional.
Wrist deep in Pepper.
oh well, all I need at this point is cuddles and lovings
Wanting the unattainable
A desire for cuddles, and unconditional lovings is why I want children.
I desire enough Scotch and/or a lesser Whiskey to kill me dead.
Do knot do this.
No, my dude.
ywn be able to take a knot as big as your head
I don't know.
I have a pretty large toy. Wouldn't be to much more to get that big.
I need a holiday.
Squash, stop being such a knot-y boy.
Scoot, is this your kind of girl?
I can't believe you guys.
I would take a gril like that on Mr Bones' Wild Ride.
That girl is thr dream. I initially thought from the front page it was Nichijou
brb free helicopter rides
summer colds are the worst
when you use a drawing tablet to play DS games
does that work good?
if it works it works
Use it to play osu
Erin your VC has reached critical capacity
why are you trying to ram more people in
I can draw the runes in this stupidsilly game way far easier than with a mouse.
I was like "I wanna play Lost Magic but I lost my copy."
And drawing with a mouse is a pain, idk how people do it.
Teach my body.
hey you own the game too
so its totally legal
Time to be an autist in discord
is it one with a screen or do you just assume the relativity of where you are drawing?
It's basically hand-eye co-ordination.
Since I'm playing such a familiar game, and it uses fairly simple shapes for the runes, it's not really hard to co-ordinate it.
I rescind my offer
It occurs to me that it doesn't show you the runes when I have one locked, if I don't have dual-rune magic. :/
Hey subtle's mine
FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT
GOOD NOON LUKA
i juust woke up
are you taking a bath or something?
are you comfy
Trump is old and fat. Trudeau is young and physically in shape. Policies aside, Trudeau would beat up the grandpa.
"If you kill your enemies they win" Trudeau couldn't hit shit probably tho
Back from the pool, bitches. Anything good going on here?
are u sleepy?
ive been workahol
19 days you said until they give you new 48 hour passes you said?
kind of hot?
hey how about you go die
Trump would be the catcher and just yell out Putin's name the entire time.
loco's bullying me again! (as usual.... ugh *eyeroll*)
how u do dat? my chair makes my back hurt unless i sit like some military soldier with ptsd
It would make for a cute webcomic. imagine the conflict between putin and trudeau. but their love for their orange bumbkin brings them together.
i sit on my bed
with all my pillow and blankets
im always shifting into comfortable positions
Test's eyerolling again (as usual.... ugh *eyeroll*)
rip summer makes all the pillow and blankets hot faster
at least it's cold today!
um like, 16 days niow?
95F in my room ;~;
make it colder
luka a coot
Why do you not have an A/C?
why do you have an a/c
scoots a freindly pal~ <3
turns out going from living the neet life for years to standing on your feet for 8 hours at a time is kinda uncomfortable
Because it's 95 degrees F/35 degrees C outside.
these stories serve as a strong reminder for why you should never let yourself get too shit
room is ventilated
Ventilation isn't making it not 95 degrees now is it?
Get an A/C, you island nigger.
uni was a mistake tbh
I can be a good person ovo
Kanra my wrist hurts. Make it better.
what will you do next?
Comfy post for a while before bed, my friend will be leaving soon so I will hop into le chat and see whats poppin
uni is what you make of it
did you cut yourself?
Sit in fridg
No I strained myself fingering myself.
I'm comfy too!
i'mma prolly wander out for a little errand then come home and cook up yummy stuff for the evening.
that's way less cooler also probably not true
should have said you were cutting
could have boarded an emotional rollercoaster together
Whats on the menu?
It's probably from drawing.
Good choice, i like em all
I think maybe I'm done talking about self harm with people on anime messageboard.
damn son u makin me hungry
what humanities are you learning these days? why theology?
Why are you stalking me.
didnt you post that on a public imageboard
should I lie and say it's for some special reason?
It's for the shrine in his closet.
It's just a mannequin head with a piece of discarded gum of yours stuck to it as the mole.
all I can think is how that'd be a waste of space and gum
then it's for some special reason. haven't quite figured out whether to treat you with disdain, disappointment or disgust.
disdain seems to have faded for the time being,
I don't know enough to go with disappoitment,
and disgust would say more about me than you, it also means risking being wrong.
so I'm easing off on making any judgements, and asking you a question seemed the next logical thing
Finding all the cords to your SNES and you still have Sparkster and Sunset Riders
THATS NOT GOOD ENOUGH
I'm sorry I treated you the way I did.
I'm an edgy lazy NEET and I don't deserve respect. But I'm going to earn it.
Earn this dick.
when you just wanna battle but she keeps bugging for the Goldick
Does that mean you have a spiraling duck penis?
scoots check out these clips
when half the season's budget goes into waifus
i didnt even
some of it was fair. some of it was retarded enough to ignore.
treating you as a pos would be the safer option here.
not once has trusting a smart person ever worked out for me, and you're like one of those poisonous frogs that telegraphs how toxic they are.
but I'm going to aribitrarily take you at your word today.
low risk, low investment, and potentially interesting.
this appeals to my baseline empathy for pretty much everyone here~
i said its ventilated because the ac would be useless in a ventilated environment stupid nigger
You can't just call people nigger
ikt shut up u nigger
but even then, I have this habit of being accidentally condescending to people I know are wrong about their feelings, and I can prove they're wrong, but it's my way of being compassionate, by telling them how they're wrong, since wouldn't they rather be right? they think they do, but they really don't.
kanra please kys
you believe in souls, right?
what to see if we can shatter that belief in the next half hour?
That's why you shut the doors/windows when the A/C is on.
well i cant because theres a huge section of the wall with little hole things in it and a window without glass
besides if i could have i would have just so i could spend all day fapping
okay so I'm going to make a list of things that people commonly attribute as properties of souls, you tell me what I've missed
~ you are your soul
~ it exists beyond anything physical
~ if you focus internally hard enough, you can feel your soul
~ the soul occasionally influences your actions
~ it has humanlike qualities ie. it feels, senses, thinks
~ it is tied to some intangible world that we cannot interact with, but that we glimpse from time to time through our emotions
~ everyone has a different soul that has different proprties unique to the individual
The fuck sort of ghetto place do you live in?
if you put a smidgeon of thought into it you can infer he's having renovations done
you're so dense and/or illiterate you think I believe in souls
yet you can't possibly imagine a reality in which anything you say can possibly be wrong
just end yourself
You use plastic sheeting if there's a hole in roofing, walls, or windows during renovations.
did you see the doc?
you said it a few days ago. I was too taken aback by Gil misrepresenting my argument, and clarifying myself to someone else, that I didn't have enough stamina to pause and address your Stephen J. Gould interpretation on souls ie. the physical and metaphysical are independant. I may very well be wrong, but in order for you to be wrong, you only need look at this current reality.
You're both fucking annoying and both of you should kill yourself.
the potential psychostimulant one
in order for you to be wrong, you only need look at this current reality.
So I need to kill myself before I can understand ?
You just have to tip your fedora hard enough and you can obtain enlightenment.
enlightenment isn't the right word tho
you need an 'endarkenment' or something
robolife is overrated anyhow.
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Rolling for dick size.
Actually all I really need to do is type a lot of meaningless stuff that doesn't really mean anything and you just gotta make sure that no one knows it actually doesn't mean anything but the the thing is it actually doesn't mean anything but i sound smart at least then I act smug about it.
see smug picture
you really see me as a fedora tipper, because I'm unabashed in demonstrating that I know things.
when you learn something new Giru, do you question how cool you'll look talking about it?
are you anxious you might be seen as a fedora tipper, so you keep yourself safely dumb?
Is this image smug enough?
I didn't read what you said but at least you look smart.
But you don't know anything.
You don't demonstrate knowledge of anything.
You just proclaim you know things with superficial comments then speak in circular logic that just is some paper thin facade of self-validation.
There. The smug image really made the point. I now see the error in my ways.
don't engage with it
I forget not to occasionally
Now they don't stand a chance.
Dicks are nice.
Dustyny, you're pretty much just as bad as him.
when did u turn into a fag
A close second.
It being a smug image of the world's dumbest man really makes it down so many levels of irony.
Hes just talking about his own.
I never really watched that show,
I believe you
careful now. if you try too hard it might look like you give a fuck.
which you probably told yourself never to do, since caring about something openly leaves you vulnerable.
but yes. I do love validation. don't you like having the things you care about validated?
"I do love validation. don't you like having the things you care about validated?"
This is the only important part.
this mem is great
he doesn't put himself out there. he's paralyzed by the fear he might be seen as uncool.
somehow this all ties into some phobia of brimmed headwear.
the [pet hammer]
No one is gonna have a bigger one than him
The 90s were the best.
Early 2000 was better
those thighs are as thicc as her torso
Time to go on the internet and argue about whose shitty childhood cartoons were better.
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Numero uno por favor.
My feet are covered in blood right now if anyone is into that.
why is that image so cropped
You'll see these if its not.
I'm very fluent in anime
I'm more flutenter in amine
cause you're a weeb
Shut up! I'm not a weeb! Baka gaijin!
i bet you do that shit irl
Ban, who is that semen demon?
anyone else notice how forums are dying in general?
I think its name is Tecchi.
more naked loli tits pls
im starting to see a trend
seems like a stupid thing to try to generalize
I hide my power level :^)
And whats that ?
thy don't need a scanner to see it
good taste in loli
*Naked loli tits are amaaaaazing!
Pretty sure they are only in porn.
says the one who thinks teaching me to play osu with a tablet is too lewd.
They know nothing
Pretty sure they are only in porn.
You phrased it differently..
do you have any weeaboo stuff at your house
she looks like that one toho
Some porn I guess
I feel like this is libel.
Just like her, amirite? :^)
what porns yous gots
I guess you're not wrong.
this nigga knows
Seems worse in every way.
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Grim. Is this the only way I'll be making money?
this is the best method imo besides bossing
you could switch it up but thats upto you
my personal opinion
fuck this laggy site
lol what have you got him doing?
I didnt know you played osrs
hes doing b2p tabs
its ~700k/h profit and 30k xp/h magic
I don't but I played a lot before they made RS3 so I remember stuff
Weird how I know you mean bones to peaches without having even touched the game in years ^^
who has the best anime tiddies
profit methods change a lot according to supply and demand but yeah dude
b2p is real popular in slayer and gwd so its high demand
always more demand than supply so its an amazin method, plus not everyone does the mage training arena grind to get it in the first place too
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Fuck the mage training by the way.
Something I'm really curious about, is botting still a thing?
When I played it was huge, only reason I ever got 99s
sorry bbut i was asking the expert
those aren't tiddies those are shiddies
My Nowi has eaten like 4 other Nowis.
She is the strongest.
When are you going to buy me FFXIV and power level me so I can play with you?
Shit nigga, you dumb as hell.
It's soooo expensive though
still smarter than you
I'll make sure to type up a blog post about how sad that makes me.
I can't wait to not read it
in some places it is but if you report one its pretty much fucked
depends on where u go
and if u want me to be honest
they are essential to the game economy, keeping some consumables at a reasonable price allowing more players to achieve endgame content at a reasonable pace vs i fi t was bare
I'm gonna kill myself if Nah comes out and I can't pull her.
I fucked up
Oh really ?
I'm also fucked up
Are you ever not ?
when I first wake up
don't judge me faggot
Its literally I do.
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This is definitely not spam.
tfw you get paid to run shitposting bots
Living the dream.
I feel like it'd actually be really fucking shitty in practice
But the idea sounds nice
these responses are absolutely uninspiring
It was sarcasm.
swallow lead please
I mean what would one actually do?
Fill captchas, rewrite code for bits that get defeated by countermeasures... and?
If it's low maintenance enough that could be nice. But then you might feel like shit or something because your job sucks.
Why do you make fun of Gil for looking like he smokes meth if you're pretty much on something 24/7 ?
Seems kinda fishy
I don't look like a methhead though and I haven';t really said anything like that in awhile besides when wish said something yesterday
I forgot he did meth tbh
do you actually think he does meth ?
hes been cursed with a fucked up body and hates the world cuz of it and yall niggas just gonna make fun of him more an aggravate the cycle
karmas gonna git ya
"I forgot he did meth tbh"
Dated him once.
It was an awful experience for me.
it's pretty much a meme here that he does meth
not sure why you're taking this so seriously
Who knows what you actually believe.
I believe you're being a dumbass right now
Now you know how I feel all the time.
like a dumbass?
s a v a g e
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he's making my balls itch
How ya doing, bud?
are you getting irl money for your runescape farming or is it for ingame purposes
imagine having the hiccoughs for fifteen years
Actually thats because you don't wash them.
I'll be selling gold for cash eventually.
1mil for $1.15.
I'm sane, working, and taking a summer class. As nuts as I seemed like I was here, I was far more nuts in real life and I'm somewhat lucky to be alive/not institutionalized/not in prison
wheres cupcake when you need him
I just took a shower tho
I think he killed himself because he got mad a t overwatch or something.
you'll want to put some ground basil on your nutsack it's a great herbal remedy
Stop posting pictures that I literally took.
when cupcake kills himself
I guarantee you i have the cleanest balls ITT
so you're making like $0.85 on the hour?
Why are you such a rude dude?
That's good. I have to go to bed.
Come by now and then.
it just works
Image for ants?
ur not giving me a lot to work with here
Thats as big as the image gets.
Can't even tell what it is.
dun dun dun
you didn't give me anything either
in an ideal world that would be true of everything
i gave you a gullstack
anyways i just wanted to come by and say that i miss you adorable degenerates
you gave me cancer