♥ Official Scootaloo Thread ♥
juicy poppin progeria bites Edition
♥ Official Scootaloo Thread ♥
juicy poppin progeria bites Edition
No one wants to posting a scoot thread.
And that is EXACTLY what I meant to type.
He's just telling you to go to bed to molest you.
On a scale of 1-10, how drunk are you?
Would have thought that it was super late there.
Well, then you need to find out what to do until it is bed time.
gonna jack off for like 4 hours
That sounds quite unhealthy.
Its a good workout.
My right arms a lot stronger than my left one.
Fienden är ostoppbar
Vihollinen on pysäyttämätön
But whats really the difference ?
Then you ought to train the other.
What's that supposed to mean?
It doesn't really mean anything.
Lets see those fish nipples.
hows it been tonight?
That's all you get.
boobs without nipples, disgusting.
What is wonderful in Tsuchi terms?
That was completely sarcastic so average.
Just boringly doing some menial things that need to get done.
His knees don't hurt today.
So, filling in papers?
Is this the time for mom's spaghetti quote?
They might hurt but they aren't weak.
Hes a very active boy.
post more sideboob
Lots of milk
But where's the spaghetti part?
Awesome. my ears hurt and i'm just waiting for the girl to come to bed.
it's my roommate/best friend's bday party tomorrow and also the last day of my vacation so Maddie's getting trashed tomorrow haha
They don't hurt at all ever, just the synovium on them is inflamed at times.
Something like that but far more boring.
I don't know why but I just sort of had the image of you screaming "lobstah" while trashed.
That sounds pretty bad.
I'll keep that in mind tomorrow for my snapchat viewers^^
A synonym of inflammation is "painful"
I believe you though
You would think those cargo short could get some use.
What a horrible fate.
"Data analysis" is the only way I can describe it while being vague.
Medically, it just means fluid is on the area, usually as an immunological response.
Pockets full of old gameboys and sheit
Whats the exact name of whatever you have ?
So numbers and then counting their average?
Sounds pretty boring.
No joke tho that accent is starting to wear off on me from being down in Mass all the time haha
My 'r's are slowly disappearing :(
Why is it all so hard
What happen Revs?
Because life's gonna suck when you grow up.
Being poor and mentally ill and autism and trans and hungry and working restlessly and not even scraping by
Life already sucks
It will suck even more.
yep, that's life :(
fuckin' dragonboi pucci
That's 1 more dragonboi pucci than you get.
ur a hanzo main
Test is a genji main
rub it to make it go soft
Genji and Handsoap don't get along.
but they are brothers
genji is a robot ninja because Hanzo tried to kill him.
whatcha thinkin about?
My seething hatred and how not to let it get the better of me.
Let go of ur hate.
Its my power.
Salt powered robot.
Understandable, have good day.
Nephren a best.
I am kill, goodnight.
Understandable, have a good night.
post lewd 3dpd
Don't do it.
$500 Selfie Drone
post lewd 2½dpd
i saw that vid too
I didn't watch it.
You show me your tiddies.
why are you awake?
I no longer know how to sleep.
what do you do with all that time on your hands?
Think about everything I've ever done wrong in life all at once.
i don't think at all
i just watch youtubes
You don't think at all ?
that sounds like a problem.
"I don't think at all"
Who is watching?
watching what ?
watching this place
I coulda guessed that, you're always watching here
Only for like the last few days or so.
I have only been coming around more for the last few days or so
I think I've found the problem.
I guess it's my fault
I normally assume it is.
I just cant help it
I've come to terms with that.
I got to that point ages ago
dealing with people who don't trust scientists is hard
unsure if bot or not
I only trust in JESUS !
GET OUT OF MY COUNTRY!!!!!!!!!!!!
Bot or too dumb to bother with
I did play that game a lot though
There is so little NA
NA sucks at pretty much every video game.
What do you think about?
NA was at least pretty good at fighting games for a while
I was number 3 in dbz RB2
I'm ready for fighterz to come out already.
my brain isn't twitchy enough for that
All you gotta do is learn the combos and how to get out of them.
My full combos did more damage than people had health.
You just needed to know how to get out of them.
what did you do wrong?
too much to know
I know rocks
Whats the best rock for killing someone with ?
obsidian because it can get very sharp
what is baido ?
you mean dragon glass.
but dragons dont exist
My fucking Luluco folder is gone. . . .
You don't know that.
You don't know god doesn't exist
I know that I don't care if he is or not.
You can't prove that nesse is fake!
Official Scootaloo Thread
not ONE scootaloo ITT
what the fuck
You can't prove i'm real.
Post your waifu cutout.
im not degenerate enough
you're always so fucking useless
I'm a scientist, I can prove anything!
Is ductape a common bedside item?
keep insulting me
I wouldn't want you getting off on it
Tiny feku dick
you're just trying to taunt me into posting it perverts
I don't gotta
Don't do that
because you can't
implying it would even be visible
right i wont
I cant prove you wrong on this
Girls don't have those anyways.
I thought you were taller than me?
thats why i have those
im only 180cm tall
No. You're a girl and one day you're going to be my girlfriend when we are goth 50/
Goth 50 works I guess.
That's pretty damn tall for an Asian dude.
nty im not gay
whats a goth 50/
but youre taller!
50 year old goth ladies.
I'm a 1m70 scrub
suns starting to come up
gotta leave now
thats only 10 away not far?
short girls r cute
ur a girl
i bet you play DOAX you perv
Is DOAX even on Sony platforms?
Only PS platforms!
im not posting my dick
brb need to rub my dick
idk maybe lolis give suggest
Just do it to ikt's nudes collection like the rest of us.
Your Nadeko daki.
i dont have these things?
Pfft, weeb harder.
show me your weeb gear
Wanting to weeb
I have none!
Show us your room!
I identify as trash.
its a secret. nothing special just a computer bed some drawers.
cool im a cute igirisu loli
Gimme a tour!
no u might find my piss bottles and vibrating toothbrush
You mean vibrating prostate brush?
No i use it on my dick i swear
Vibrating toothbrushes are nothing to be ashamed of, they are very effective.
I ripped off all the bristles with a plier so it doesn't scrape the insides of my ass.
I'm still shit as terran.
I'm still shit as anything.
Don't put yourself down
Protoss is easy.
Adepts win games.
The feeling of warm cum dripping on your thigh is nice
Don't put yourself down you stupid nyagger.
I feel like trash tho.
I need more Konosuba
nah. that means that the sloppy bitch is letting it leak and go to waste.
i meant when i cum on myself tho
I need more Dullahan.
Machi's birth would've been interesting.
tfw you just want to vidya, hatepost, and get drunk alone but work, friends, social circles, politics, living alone and shit leaves with you 0 free time
your asshole is a small price to pay if you wanna live a good easy life
Wait, you're a hikiNEET.
Does this mean you...
you know, to keep your hikiNEET lifestyle?
im still underage
we're all going to die.
Wish some would happen sooner.
Speak for yourself. I'm going to live long enough to become a cyborg, then finally a completely mechanical being. Then I'm gonna go into deep sleep and launch myself at the nearest interesting planet outside our solar system and explore it! You're all welcome to come with me if you like.
Luka! Come explore space with me!
Living forever won't change me being dead on the inside.
Can I be the captain?
i like space :)
Speaking of SPace, Portal 2's Wheatley is voiced by Stephan Merchant, I hadnt known this. Its fantastic. That southern prick
We'll find ya a mountain valley that's never been drawn before and you can be the first artist to capture it!
♪Onboard you're the captain, so climb abooooaaard♫
Speed of light, baby! We're gonna go explorin'!
We'd need the means to produce or stock lightyears worth of Whiskey/Scotch though.
i'm a little too tired to draw space mountains today. can i just lie on the sofa for a while?
The ship has a Sirius Cybernetics Corporation Nutri-Matic that can make a liquid that is almost, but not quite, entirely unlike Scotch.
Didn't ever get any sleep, then? :(
i go around the speed of light
it was windy and my blinds kept rattling and waking me up.
pity please? <3
Well. I guess. That sort of. Kind of. Will have to do.
*sigh* Whomst is my crew?
Also I had way too much scotch last night...
Second in Command Sabeeba ('cause it was my idea, dang it!)
Chief Engineer Luka 'cause she seems to have some sort of warp or fold-space engine we can borrow.
Chief Science Officer Loco, who will also provide illustrated tables to enhance your ship's logs.
You'll be the Scotty on our ship, then! :D
All of the pity. I'm sorry, Bep. I was really hoping you'd get to have some nice dreams. I'd say "raise the blinds", but that would make me feel icy if I were in your shoes. Peepers and whatnot.
well that and then i wouldn't be able to sleep because of the sunlight
but it's okay. tonight i'll get some sleep. after watching twinpeaks. Tonight for sure.
This sounds like an acceptable plan. Uniforms? Do we get uniforms?
And do we get robots?
i have to beam people????
Vigne best girl tho so ye
Krista and Armin are brothers or what?
Bep, if you watch Twin Peaks tonight, Episode 8 is going to give you nightmares and you won't sleep again! :O
We get retro-futuristic uniforms, but NO RED SUITS!
I know an android who'll go with us, but um...he's a little...grouchy, to say the least.
'Fraid so. There's a manual under the console, but it's all in aUI. But I'm sure you could experiment on some interns until you get it just right.
there's just no winning is there
No, Armin is just a good trap
Red suits hueheueheueheheheheheueheueheheueheheueheheue
Grouchy you say? clicking the video to see
Do you often chop people up because they owe you gold in f2p browser games?
star trek VR bridge command the game
Ioco Ben told me he has never had any such pictures of your bum
No,i don't like f2p games.Stop with the stereotypes,pls.
Don't believe anything loco says
I didn't believe him I was confirming what he said is a lie.
There is no fabulous Ioco butt
Only fools and heretics would ever dream of such filth
Maybe you won't have nightmares and I'm just a softy. It really is a gorgeous episode. Probably the most gorgeous thing ever shown on TV.
Poor Marvin. lol
Practice in that! You have about 50 years to prepare. :3
Tryin to mocke me
Try next time,monkey of Europe
No glorious butts exist here
dem pleb tastes doe
At least I'm not a nigger
At least i'm not the nigger of my continent
Your entire continent consists of 'em so that ain't hard
Besides, the niggers of this place are romanians
I relate to him, he would be a brilliant addition to the crew. Imagine... The alien women... that await to be molested.
Vigne may be the best girl but Gab is my spirit animal
At least my continent is not full of sandniggers
Well. Can't argue that. Strong point
This is exactly why I shouldnt trust any of you.
Except for you.
Scoot, please don't start an interstellar war 'cause you can't keep it in your pants.
But we must engage in hot and randy intergalatic diplomacy.
*spins the spinners*
You've gone too far this time ikt
end yo life
He's a fucking liar.
I want to pat Satanichia
I remember specifically which photos of my ass I sent him. It was August 2015. They were amazing.
Back then I would email the pictures to myself to get them from my phone to my laptop. I deleted all of the emails off the receiving account, but it just occurred to me the pics might still be on the server of the sender account.
Give me a minute.
Yan do you fucking want this phat ass or what.
I'm going to watch Twin Peaks. You had your chance, Yan.
I'd like some Loco ass.
my ass is better
I don't see any proof.
there is none
Neko, show me your supple brown flower.
Then why did you instantly dm me ?
i didn't see that before i did
it didn't work
ive seen it
That makes it worse.
it was an accident
It really annoys me when people constantly message me as soon as I get online.
I must have some kind of advanced never before heard of super autism.
nothing is the way it seems
who's this slut you're posting now
lmao what even is this game
Cyberpunk Bartender VN
For 10 bucks aint bad I guess
post nudes of said waifu
OH YEAH MR KRABS
Do just look at porn of whatever I post ?
I'd rather look at porn of you irl tbh
Make Soto your trap to conquest, Ban.
He doesn't even have to crossdress
He's cute as he is
I'm telling him to make you his bitch.
I'd 69 with Ban tbh
Hes not koalafied.
I like this post.
Oh hey there Sabs
you mislinked. You meant
June 28, 2017
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you on the left.
Did you fix that eject lever, yet?
It's not a lever though
It's a hoop thing
I think you should see a doctor in that case.
tfw no hard scifi vidya to play
I know next to nothing about it, but I'm 99% certain you can't describe it as hard scifi in good faith.
What game, then.
Children of a Dead Earth.
I've played that one
It's okay but has some pretty horrid range limitations.
Hey, you didn't say a GOOD hard scifi game.
Really though, there's not much. There's not much you can do with the concept, because there's only so many ways to make orbital mechanics simulators interesting.
Just wait for an Arma based in space warfare.
Star Citizen never.
I guess Arma 3 already is hard scifi, *technically*.
spec using his name here
My best friends older brother worked on that game for a little.
Star Citizen was aids cancer dogfighting, but maybe everything else will be good or they fixed that
I just want like a base builder or space station game really
Maintain the intra/interstellar ship would be cool
My dad works for Nintendo. He'll ban you.
Shut up and pay Christ Roberts more money, goy.
It's passed through a lot of production company hands down there in SoCal at this point, I wouldn't be surprised.
They recently fixed it so it's not space jousting anymore.
You can do all that in Star Citizen, and more*!
I just hate the 'inertial dampeners' meme
I don't think I'll ever find a space combat meme that I like with those
Keep your fucking momentum, having a 'fuck physics' button is dumb
I don't really play anything Nintendo makes.
I only really care about Fire Emblem.
That guy used to always spank me the second my ass was open.
a base builder or space station game really
Honestly it's having inertial physics in a space dogfighting game in the first place that's the problem. You're already throwing realism out the window for an arcadey space game, just roll with it.
I mean at least in Star Citizen they explain it away in a manner that makes more sense with the ComStab.
That's gay af.
He also showed me his nutsack.
He makes movies or some shit now.
What's wrong with inertial physics in a space dogfighting game?
Haven't read any lore stuff, but at least they tried.
I guess Arma 3 already is hard scifi
They just don't work well. You can play like, Evocron full inertial and it's pretty damn aids. Any game with full inertia will at best devolve to space jousting. It can sort of be okay when it's a toggle like space citizen or only semi inertial like X3 or whatever but that's about it. Best space combat is also just bullshit aircraft style, ala Freespace 2 or something.
that's scifi right?
I have no issue with jousting, or you can make it interesting without moving fast, aka missile games
Missiles are the only weapons used. And so to make the game bit you guide them yourself and control countermeasures yourself.
Oh, well, there's this thing called Command Stability, or "ComStab" as it appears on the HUD and master control. IFCS that makes the flight model in space act more as if you were in atmosphere.
There's nothing stopping you from toggling it off, and uncoupling your ship, and then having full on realistic directional momentum saving space flight. Lets you zip around, and shoot shitters directly behind you sometimes.
Turns off G-Safe too though and- oof. Passing out mid space combat. Not fun.
"Trying to get property of non-object /srv/http/post.php:1049"
What did Holla Forums mean by this?
Huh. I guess that's nice, but turning them off seems like a pretty strict disadvantage most of the time
Are there any like, examples of this?
Is dreamworks goat ?
If something doesn't have elements of future technology and instead is just the setting is a few years ahead to justify the plot, then no it's not scifi.
Games that implement it? Not that I know of. Just an idea so there's more than just menus.
Eh not really. The game even encourages you to do so to pull off more complex maneuvers in combat or races.
The tutorial, before they removed it again, even taught you how to on the fly.
No, what you said reminded me of that dumb thing from the movie Waiting, where the game is to find creative ways to get people to see your scrotum.
Thats pretty much exactly what happened to me but with a nutsack.
Is the G-safe super limiting then I guess?
DUSTY, SQUIDDY. PAY ATTENTION.
dunno that'd work for various reasons I cbf explaining through while some fags are making me to healslut them in a board game
Gimmie dem heals
Can be, depending on how fast you're going when you tried to do a 180.
Yeah, but like you'll just liquefy yourself with it off, no?
If you ever come over again i'm gonna make it a point to flash my nuts in your face.
You'll grey out, or red out (I can't remember which causes what) and eventually pass out. And then wake up either drifting or in an uncontrolled spin.
I don't think any of the ships actually go fast enough to splatter you inside them.
Black out is positive G's, red out is negative.
What do you even like to drink ?
Do you even drink ?
nothing but semen
I already know what you drink.
Yeah, what Squiddy said.
I don't drink.
Whats the reasoning behind that ?
how did I get so outplayed?
But all that space fighting stuff is boring.
I just wanna shoot shitters for their gear à la DayZ. In space.
And maybe drop bombs on their little dirt camps with space ships.
Uhh... idk? I don't really have a reason.
Would you at least do some social drinking ?
This is fine with me. Honestly the idea of manually shooting turrets is not something I'm interested in, full automation of the ship turreting would be expected. I like walking around and gunfighting in and around them though.
Supposedly it'll be a combination of possibilities, from AI you can assign, to finding a friend to man them for you.
I'm gonna shove liqueur down your throat then.
tfw sad one man ship
At least my friend has the Idris capital ship thingy
actually buying an idris
what the fuck
Fun. Whatcha got?
What the actual fuck.
For real? An Idris?
He has a fucking 50 crew Frigate, he realizes this, right?
Did he get cucked into buying the P or did he nail down the real deal M model?
He's a dev IRL and pays ludicrous amounts of money to companies he likes
He has yet to design his unique for Path
Dusty stop posting before you break something.
A 22 oz guinness is my favorite.
Oh, so it's another whale that's gonna sit docked to a platform that just thinks funding the game is cool.
Well that's fine too.
Dude still has the 4th largest ship of the fleet currently.
It doesn't taste like a dog asshole and it only takes a few to get me buzzed.
o, i c
How dare someone spend money on a game they like for a thing they like.
Nah he plays Path
He just hasn't designed his unique for some reason
this but unironically
How many of the user posts are you ?
Hey man, I just think there are better uses of $5,000 (at minimum) other than to dry dock a virtual frigate in a video game.
That's just me tho. Call me crazy.
Idk what that even means.
He plays the game, just hasn't used an out of game feature to create an in-game item that he gets from spending like $1000.
Say, does your friend like BattleTech at all?
That's not a whale game though
oh, unless you meant the shit battletech game
the one you make me play
C'mon Squiddy. Which one do you think I mean.
I can't possibly mean $500 gOldMenOnline.
How could my mind possibly jump to the kickstarted game named Battletech, when you were talking about people pouring too much money into Battletech?
Remember: Every dollar spent on getting new chassis into MWO is another chassis that'll wind up in BT.
C-come expansions they'll have enough dosh to make their own, totally!
W-we're gonna get the hatchetman, everyone wants it!
New thread there is!