♥ Official Scootaloo Thread ♥juicy poppin progeria bites Edition

Isaiah Bennett
Isaiah Bennett

♥ Official Scootaloo Thread ♥

juicy poppin progeria bites Edition

All urls found in this thread:
https://youtu.be/s3rxYfglcpw?t=2
http://goboiano.com/grape-kun-is-officially-keeping-his-waifu-cutout/
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dead_or_Alive_Xtreme_3
http://store.steampowered.com/app/447530/VA11_HallA_Cyberpunk_Bartender_Action/
http://m.bilibili.com/video/av11599409.html
https://gelbooru.com/index.php?page=post&s=list&tags=va-11_hall-a
https://mega.nz/#!ypozxRCY!Fn8jxmqzPYOoKjfDlNmyEL1xhyGrUj6y2vBVZys2Lds
Anthony Barnes
Anthony Barnes

No one wants to posting a scoot thread.

Mason King
Mason King

And that is EXACTLY what I meant to type.

Eli Diaz
Eli Diaz

Sleep.

Blake Cruz
Blake Cruz

Do it.

Ayden Jenkins
Ayden Jenkins

He's just telling you to go to bed to molest you.

Lucas Perez
Lucas Perez

On a scale of 1-10, how drunk are you?

Why not?

Nolan Ward
Nolan Ward

its 8pm

Elijah Butler
Elijah Butler

Would have thought that it was super late there.

Liam Anderson
Liam Anderson

its not

Brody Green
Brody Green

Well, then you need to find out what to do until it is bed time.

Evan Flores
Evan Flores

k

gonna jack off for like 4 hours

Blake Johnson
Blake Johnson

That sounds quite unhealthy.

Adam Williams
Adam Williams

never mind

Dylan Baker
Dylan Baker

Its a good workout.

Joseph Howard
Joseph Howard

Unbalanced.

David Lopez
David Lopez

My right arms a lot stronger than my left one.

Fienden är ostoppbar

Jeremiah Thomas
Jeremiah Thomas

I mean

Vihollinen on pysäyttämätön

But whats really the difference ?

Juan Brown
Juan Brown

Then you ought to train the other.

What's that supposed to mean?

Carter Long
Carter Long

It doesn't really mean anything.

Caleb Perry
Caleb Perry

Lets see those fish nipples.

Bentley Anderson
Bentley Anderson

hows it been tonight?

Jacob Brooks
Jacob Brooks

anotha one.

Brandon Perry
Brandon Perry

That's all you get.

Ian Ortiz
Ian Ortiz

boobs without nipples, disgusting.

Landon Edwards
Landon Edwards

Wonderful. You?

Matthew Sanchez
Matthew Sanchez

What is wonderful in Tsuchi terms?

Ayden Jones
Ayden Jones

That was completely sarcastic so average.
Just boringly doing some menial things that need to get done.

Alexander Price
Alexander Price

His knees don't hurt today.

Nathaniel Davis
Nathaniel Davis

So, filling in papers?

Is this the time for mom's spaghetti quote?

Noah Morales
Noah Morales

They might hurt but they aren't weak.

Hes a very active boy.

Grayson Ramirez
Grayson Ramirez

post more sideboob

Christian Hughes
Christian Hughes

Lots of milk

etc

Hudson Flores
Hudson Flores

But where's the spaghetti part?

Jonathan Jones
Jonathan Jones

Awesome. my ears hurt and i'm just waiting for the girl to come to bed.

it's my roommate/best friend's bday party tomorrow and also the last day of my vacation so Maddie's getting trashed tomorrow haha

Jack Rogers
Jack Rogers

fanny pack

Angel Mitchell
Angel Mitchell

They don't hurt at all ever, just the synovium on them is inflamed at times.

Something like that but far more boring.

I don't know why but I just sort of had the image of you screaming "lobstah" while trashed.

Nicholas Cooper
Nicholas Cooper

That sounds pretty bad.

Excel then?

Jason Williams
Jason Williams

I'll keep that in mind tomorrow for my snapchat viewers^^

Jace Green
Jace Green

A synonym of inflammation is "painful"

I believe you though

I know

You would think those cargo short could get some use.

John Anderson
John Anderson

What a horrible fate.

Eli Nguyen
Eli Nguyen

"Data analysis" is the only way I can describe it while being vague.

And "chowdah".

Medically, it just means fluid is on the area, usually as an immunological response.

Jayden Foster
Jayden Foster

Pockets full of old gameboys and sheit

Whats the exact name of whatever you have ?

Nolan Watson
Nolan Watson

So numbers and then counting their average?
Sounds pretty boring.

Lincoln Long
Lincoln Long

No joke tho that accent is starting to wear off on me from being down in Mass all the time haha

My 'r's are slowly disappearing :(

Sebastian Hughes
Sebastian Hughes

Why is it all so hard

Jace Morris
Jace Morris

What happen Revs?

Thomas Green
Thomas Green

Because life's gonna suck when you grow up.

Owen Green
Owen Green

Being poor and mentally ill and autism and trans and hungry and working restlessly and not even scraping by
Life already sucks

Jason Bell
Jason Bell

It will suck even more.

Asher Peterson
Asher Peterson

oh right.

yep, that's life :(

Owen Brooks
Owen Brooks

fuckin' dragonboi pucci
t. Goggles

Cooper Russell
Cooper Russell

BREAKING NEWS

Joseph Nelson
Joseph Nelson

That's 1 more dragonboi pucci than you get.

Daniel Reed
Daniel Reed

(Canary/Kanra)
ur a hanzo main
Test is a genji main

ur brothers!

Lincoln Baker
Lincoln Baker

rub it to make it go soft

Ian Nguyen
Ian Nguyen

Genji and Handsoap don't get along.

Ryder Martinez
Ryder Martinez

but they are brothers

Dylan Johnson
Dylan Johnson

genji is a robot ninja because Hanzo tried to kill him.

Juan Turner
Juan Turner

yeah!
:D

Landon Butler
Landon Butler

whatcha thinkin about?

Jaxson Butler
Jaxson Butler

My seething hatred and how not to let it get the better of me.

Xavier Ortiz
Xavier Ortiz

Let go of ur hate.

Austin Sullivan
Austin Sullivan

Its my power.

Jeremiah Ross
Jeremiah Ross

Salt powered robot.

Andrew Sanders
Andrew Sanders

why hate?

William Fisher
William Fisher

Understandable, have good day.

Jeremiah Johnson
Jeremiah Johnson

Nephren a best.
I am kill, goodnight.

Nathan Watson
Nathan Watson

Understandable, have a good night.

James Watson
James Watson

post lewd 3dpd

Jayden Long
Jayden Long

Don't do it.

Dominic Carter
Dominic Carter

$500 Selfie Drone

Charles James
Charles James

post lewd 2½dpd

Aiden Collins
Aiden Collins

HMMM

Noah Scott
Noah Scott

i saw that vid too

Angel Gonzalez
Angel Gonzalez

I didn't watch it.

Jackson Perry
Jackson Perry

i did!

Angel Howard
Angel Howard

I refused.

Chase Foster
Chase Foster

what now?

Isaiah Bailey
Isaiah Bailey

You show me your tiddies.

Christopher Garcia
Christopher Garcia

Reeeee

Luis Scott
Luis Scott

why are you awake?

Dylan Harris
Dylan Harris

I no longer know how to sleep.

Brandon Cooper
Brandon Cooper

what do you do with all that time on your hands?

Joshua James
Joshua James

Think about everything I've ever done wrong in life all at once.

Michael Gonzalez
Michael Gonzalez

i don't think at all

i just watch youtubes

Henry Parker
Henry Parker

You don't think at all ?

that sounds like a problem.

Camden Barnes
Camden Barnes

what problem?

Nathaniel Jones
Nathaniel Jones

"I don't think at all"

Jacob Morgan
Jacob Morgan

Who is watching?

David Ross
David Ross

watching what ?

Leo Lopez
Leo Lopez

watching this place

Adrian Scott
Adrian Scott

I am

Joseph Martin
Joseph Martin

I coulda guessed that, you're always watching here

Nathaniel Ward
Nathaniel Ward

Only for like the last few days or so.

Brody Long
Brody Long

I have only been coming around more for the last few days or so

Zachary Hughes
Zachary Hughes

I think I've found the problem.

Lucas Hughes
Lucas Hughes

I guess it's my fault

Jack Baker
Jack Baker

I normally assume it is.

Michael Myers
Michael Myers

I just cant help it

Asher Morales
Asher Morales

I've come to terms with that.

Cooper Mitchell
Cooper Mitchell

I got to that point ages ago

mostly

Gabriel Brooks
Gabriel Brooks

Mostly ?

Jackson Reed
Jackson Reed

Mostly.

dealing with people who don't trust scientists is hard

Lucas Carter
Lucas Carter

unsure if bot or not

Jaxson Bell
Jaxson Bell

I only trust in JESUS !

GET OUT OF MY COUNTRY!!!!!!!!!!!!

Adrian Martin
Adrian Martin

Bot.
Bot or too dumb to bother with

Christopher Price
Christopher Price

I did play that game a lot though

Jose Jackson
Jose Jackson

There is so little NA

Ethan Rodriguez
Ethan Rodriguez

NA sucks at pretty much every video game.

Josiah Ortiz
Josiah Ortiz

What do you think about?

Jackson Butler
Jackson Butler

NA was at least pretty good at fighting games for a while

Luka!

Christopher Lee
Christopher Lee

I was number 3 in dbz RB2

I'm ready for fighterz to come out already.

Joseph Morales
Joseph Morales

my brain isn't twitchy enough for that

Chase Reed
Chase Reed

All you gotta do is learn the combos and how to get out of them.

MOSTLY

My full combos did more damage than people had health.

Justin Cox
Justin Cox

op af

Logan Cox
Logan Cox

You just needed to know how to get out of them.

Jordan Williams
Jordan Williams

what did you do wrong?

meow

Jackson Bailey
Jackson Bailey

too much to know
I know rocks
kitty

Jonathan Martinez
Jonathan Martinez

https://youtu.be/s3rxYfglcpw?t=2

Whats the best rock for killing someone with ?

Ethan Brooks
Ethan Brooks

obsidian because it can get very sharp

Grayson Adams
Grayson Adams

what is baido ?

Joshua Ward
Joshua Ward

you mean dragon glass.

secret meme

Connor Evans
Connor Evans

but dragons dont exist

Ayden Smith
Ayden Smith

My fucking Luluco folder is gone. . . .

Josiah Ortiz
Josiah Ortiz

You don't know that.

Aaron Richardson
Aaron Richardson

You don't know god doesn't exist

Eli Jackson
Eli Jackson

im thirsty

Grayson Ortiz
Grayson Ortiz

I know that I don't care if he is or not.

Jose Cox
Jose Cox

drink

Evan Campbell
Evan Campbell

You can't prove that nesse is fake!

Gabriel Torres
Gabriel Torres

Official Scootaloo Thread
not ONE scootaloo ITT
what the fuck

Ethan Young
Ethan Young

You can't prove i'm real.

Easton Nelson
Easton Nelson

http://goboiano.com/grape-kun-is-officially-keeping-his-waifu-cutout/

Henry Campbell
Henry Campbell

Post your waifu cutout.

Jordan Garcia
Jordan Garcia

im not degenerate enough

Logan Bell
Logan Bell

you're always so fucking useless

Aaron Torres
Aaron Torres

I'm a scientist, I can prove anything!

Hunter Mitchell
Hunter Mitchell

Is ductape a common bedside item?

Nolan Hall
Nolan Hall

keep insulting me

Lucas Brooks
Lucas Brooks

prove it

No thanks

I wouldn't want you getting off on it

tiny dick

Jackson Davis
Jackson Davis

garbage pone

Jordan Powell
Jordan Powell

Tiny feku dick

Alexander Baker
Alexander Baker

you're just trying to taunt me into posting it perverts

Zachary Rodriguez
Zachary Rodriguez

I don't gotta

Owen Howard
Owen Howard

Don't do that

because you can't

Luis Howard
Luis Howard

implying it would even be visible

Anthony Gutierrez
Anthony Gutierrez

right i wont

I cant prove you wrong on this

Evan Gomez
Evan Gomez

Girls don't have those anyways.

Blake Smith
Blake Smith

Poor Fekku.

I thought you were taller than me?

Jaxon Harris
Jaxon Harris

thats why i have those

im only 180cm tall

Luke Bailey
Luke Bailey

No. You're a girl and one day you're going to be my girlfriend when we are goth 50/

Cameron Wood
Cameron Wood

Goth 50 works I guess.

Luis Young
Luis Young

Death

Nolan Nguyen
Nolan Nguyen

That's pretty damn tall for an Asian dude.

Lincoln Myers
Lincoln Myers

nty im not gay
whats a goth 50/

but youre taller!

Hudson Davis
Hudson Davis

50 year old goth ladies.

Andrew Price
Andrew Price

I'm a 1m70 scrub

Charles Peterson
Charles Peterson

suns starting to come up

gotta leave now

Jaxson Young
Jaxson Young

thats only 10 away not far?

Jack Campbell
Jack Campbell

Smol :c

Gabriel Allen
Gabriel Allen

short girls r cute

Christian Anderson
Christian Anderson

ur a girl

i bet you play DOAX you perv

Gavin Morales
Gavin Morales

Is DOAX even on Sony platforms?

Nathaniel Cooper
Nathaniel Cooper

chigau

James Perry
James Perry

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dead_or_Alive_Xtreme_3

Only PS platforms!

[citation needed]

Ryder Myers
Ryder Myers

im not posting my dick

Justin Cooper
Justin Cooper

Good choice.

Nathaniel Russell
Nathaniel Russell

brb need to rub my dick

Hudson Adams
Hudson Adams

What to?

Kayden Hughes
Kayden Hughes

idk maybe lolis give suggest

Isaac Thomas
Isaac Thomas

Just do it to ikt's nudes collection like the rest of us.

Henry Lee
Henry Lee

Your Nadeko daki.

Jayden Russell
Jayden Russell

i dont have these things?

Ian Harris
Ian Harris

Pfft, weeb harder.

Liam Ward
Liam Ward

show me your weeb gear

Joseph Morris
Joseph Morris

Wanting to weeb
Why!

Jeremiah Kelly
Jeremiah Kelly

I have none!

Jaxon Miller
Jaxon Miller

Show us your room!

I identify as trash.

Thomas Davis
Thomas Davis

its a secret. nothing special just a computer bed some drawers.

Wyatt Peterson
Wyatt Peterson

cool im a cute igirisu loli

Leo Young
Leo Young

Gimme a tour!

Grayson Lewis
Grayson Lewis

no u might find my piss bottles and vibrating toothbrush

Eli Ramirez
Eli Ramirez

You mean vibrating prostate brush?

Aaron Thomas
Aaron Thomas

No i use it on my dick i swear

Isaiah Richardson
Isaiah Richardson

Prostate.

Carter Sullivan
Carter Sullivan

Vibrating toothbrushes are nothing to be ashamed of, they are very effective.

Jack Barnes
Jack Barnes

I ripped off all the bristles with a plier so it doesn't scrape the insides of my ass.

Elijah Ross
Elijah Ross

I'm still shit as terran.

Colton Anderson
Colton Anderson

I'm still shit as anything.

Hunter Flores
Hunter Flores

Don't put yourself down

Aiden Price
Aiden Price

Protoss is easy.

Adepts win games.

Benjamin Foster
Benjamin Foster

I'm shit.

Colton Thomas
Colton Thomas

The feeling of warm cum dripping on your thigh is nice

Kayden Nelson
Kayden Nelson

Don't put yourself down you stupid nyagger.

Jacob Reyes
Jacob Reyes

I feel like trash tho.

Juan Robinson
Juan Robinson

Nope.

Jeremiah Adams
Jeremiah Adams

I need more Konosuba

Henry Brown
Henry Brown

nah. that means that the sloppy bitch is letting it leak and go to waste.

Angel Bell
Angel Bell

i meant when i cum on myself tho

Colton Smith
Colton Smith

I need more Dullahan.
:( rip

Julian Barnes
Julian Barnes

Machi's birth would've been interesting.

Luke Brown
Luke Brown

tfw you just want to vidya, hatepost, and get drunk alone but work, friends, social circles, politics, living alone and shit leaves with you 0 free time

Evan Foster
Evan Foster

your asshole is a small price to pay if you wanna live a good easy life

Lucas Kelly
Lucas Kelly

Wait, you're a hikiNEET.

Does this mean you...

you know, to keep your hikiNEET lifestyle?

Robert Harris
Robert Harris

nooo

im still underage

Angel Harris
Angel Harris

we're all going to die.

Daniel Murphy
Daniel Murphy

Wish some would happen sooner.

Jacob Hernandez
Jacob Hernandez

Speak for yourself. I'm going to live long enough to become a cyborg, then finally a completely mechanical being. Then I'm gonna go into deep sleep and launch myself at the nearest interesting planet outside our solar system and explore it! You're all welcome to come with me if you like.

Oliver Hernandez
Oliver Hernandez

Luka! Come explore space with me!

Elijah Collins
Elijah Collins

Fgjft

Ian Richardson
Ian Richardson

Living forever won't change me being dead on the inside.

Camden Nguyen
Camden Nguyen

Can I be the captain?

Sebastian Ramirez
Sebastian Ramirez

i like space :)

Jose Long
Jose Long

Speaking of SPace, Portal 2's Wheatley is voiced by Stephan Merchant, I hadnt known this. Its fantastic. That southern prick

Christian Brooks
Christian Brooks

We'll find ya a mountain valley that's never been drawn before and you can be the first artist to capture it!

♪Onboard you're the captain, so climb abooooaaard♫

Speed of light, baby! We're gonna go explorin'!

Samuel Butler
Samuel Butler

We'd need the means to produce or stock lightyears worth of Whiskey/Scotch though.

William Hughes
William Hughes

i'm a little too tired to draw space mountains today. can i just lie on the sofa for a while?

Mason Long
Mason Long

The ship has a Sirius Cybernetics Corporation Nutri-Matic that can make a liquid that is almost, but not quite, entirely unlike Scotch.

Didn't ever get any sleep, then? :(

Colton Myers
Colton Myers

i go around the speed of light

Brayden Howard
Brayden Howard

it was windy and my blinds kept rattling and waking me up.

pity please? <3

Gavin Allen
Gavin Allen

Well. I guess. That sort of. Kind of. Will have to do.
*sigh* Whomst is my crew?

Also I had way too much scotch last night...

Easton Ross
Easton Ross

Second in Command Sabeeba ('cause it was my idea, dang it!)

Chief Engineer Luka 'cause she seems to have some sort of warp or fold-space engine we can borrow.

Chief Science Officer Loco, who will also provide illustrated tables to enhance your ship's logs.

Jack Mitchell
Jack Mitchell

You'll be the Scotty on our ship, then! :D

All of the pity. I'm sorry, Bep. I was really hoping you'd get to have some nice dreams. I'd say "raise the blinds", but that would make me feel icy if I were in your shoes. Peepers and whatnot.

Isaac Perry
Isaac Perry

well that and then i wouldn't be able to sleep because of the sunlight

but it's okay. tonight i'll get some sleep. after watching twinpeaks. Tonight for sure.

Jack Diaz
Jack Diaz

This sounds like an acceptable plan. Uniforms? Do we get uniforms?
And do we get robots?

Xavier Howard
Xavier Howard

i have to beam people????

D:

Cooper Hernandez
Cooper Hernandez

weebs

Xavier Reed
Xavier Reed

Vigne best girl tho so ye

Jack Parker
Jack Parker

Krista and Armin are brothers or what?

Michael Jones
Michael Jones

Bep, if you watch Twin Peaks tonight, Episode 8 is going to give you nightmares and you won't sleep again! :O

We get retro-futuristic uniforms, but NO RED SUITS!

robots?

I know an android who'll go with us, but um...he's a little...grouchy, to say the least.

'Fraid so. There's a manual under the console, but it's all in aUI. But I'm sure you could experiment on some interns until you get it just right.

Zachary Jones
Zachary Jones

there's just no winning is there

Matthew Ward
Matthew Ward

No, Armin is just a good trap

Red suits hueheueheueheheheheheueheueheheueheheueheheue

Grouchy you say? clicking the video to see

Kayden Stewart
Kayden Stewart

Do you often chop people up because they owe you gold in f2p browser games?

Luke Hill
Luke Hill

star trek VR bridge command the game

Jackson Barnes
Jackson Barnes

Ioco Ben told me he has never had any such pictures of your bum

Mason Walker
Mason Walker

No,i don't like f2p games.Stop with the stereotypes,pls.

Leo Thomas
Leo Thomas

Don't believe anything loco says

Xavier Scott
Xavier Scott

I didn't believe him I was confirming what he said is a lie.
There is no fabulous Ioco butt
Only fools and heretics would ever dream of such filth

Jack Barnes
Jack Barnes

Maybe you won't have nightmares and I'm just a softy. It really is a gorgeous episode. Probably the most gorgeous thing ever shown on TV.

Poor Marvin. lol

Practice in that! You have about 50 years to prepare. :3

Landon Gomez
Landon Gomez

Hungarian
Tryin to mocke me
Try next time,monkey of Europe

Jack Ramirez
Jack Ramirez

No glorious butts exist here

Carter Martin
Carter Martin

vigne
dem pleb tastes doe

At least I'm not a nigger

Evan Sanchez
Evan Sanchez

At least i'm not the nigger of my continent

Chase Ward
Chase Ward

Your entire continent consists of 'em so that ain't hard
Besides, the niggers of this place are romanians

Isaiah Cruz
Isaiah Cruz

I relate to him, he would be a brilliant addition to the crew. Imagine... The alien women... that await to be molested.

Caleb Reed
Caleb Reed

Vigne may be the best girl but Gab is my spirit animal

Ian Bell
Ian Bell

At least my continent is not full of sandniggers

Alexander Phillips
Alexander Phillips

Hm?

Justin Ramirez
Justin Ramirez

Well. Can't argue that. Strong point

Landon Gutierrez
Landon Gutierrez

This is exactly why I shouldnt trust any of you.

Charles Robinson
Charles Robinson

Except for you.

Logan Kelly
Logan Kelly

Scoot, please don't start an interstellar war 'cause you can't keep it in your pants.

Hmmmmmmmmmmm?

Christian Morales
Christian Morales

So RIP.

Joseph Williams
Joseph Williams

But we must engage in hot and randy intergalatic diplomacy.

Angel Gomez
Angel Gomez

*dabs*

Robert Walker
Robert Walker

don't

Levi Powell
Levi Powell

*spins the spinners*

Hunter Green
Hunter Green

You've gone too far this time ikt

Nathan Nelson
Nathan Nelson

*minion memes*

Jeremiah Richardson
Jeremiah Richardson

end this

Juan Anderson
Juan Anderson

end yo life

Dominic Powell
Dominic Powell

6/28

Never Forget

Bentley Davis
Bentley Davis

He's a fucking liar.

Isaac Young
Isaac Young

I want to pat Satanichia

Asher Lopez
Asher Lopez

I remember specifically which photos of my ass I sent him. It was August 2015. They were amazing.

Adrian Rogers
Adrian Rogers

FUCKING.
GAY.

Aiden Brown
Aiden Brown

Back then I would email the pictures to myself to get them from my phone to my laptop. I deleted all of the emails off the receiving account, but it just occurred to me the pics might still be on the server of the sender account.

Give me a minute.

Kayden Scott
Kayden Scott

Found it.

Oliver Bailey
Oliver Bailey

Yan do you fucking want this phat ass or what.

Caleb Myers
Caleb Myers

DISGUSTING

Dylan Wood
Dylan Wood

I'm going to watch Twin Peaks. You had your chance, Yan.

Sebastian Martin
Sebastian Martin

I'd like some Loco ass.

Jeremiah Green
Jeremiah Green

my ass is better

Hudson Cooper
Hudson Cooper

I don't see any proof.

Anthony Ortiz
Anthony Ortiz

there is none

Isaac Clark
Isaac Clark

Neko, show me your supple brown flower.

Colton Wilson
Colton Wilson

Then why did you instantly dm me ?

Lincoln Sanders
Lincoln Sanders

i didn't see that before i did

Thomas Green
Thomas Green

it didn't work

Samuel Brown
Samuel Brown

ive seen it

Noah Carter
Noah Carter

That makes it worse.

Mason Watson
Mason Watson

it was an accident

Bentley Diaz
Bentley Diaz

It really annoys me when people constantly message me as soon as I get online.

I must have some kind of advanced never before heard of super autism.

Jonathan Clark
Jonathan Clark

nothing is the way it seems

Christian Johnson
Christian Johnson

uh huh

Benjamin Collins
Benjamin Collins

who's this slut you're posting now

Andrew Evans
Andrew Evans

http://store.steampowered.com/app/447530/VA11_HallA_Cyberpunk_Bartender_Action/

Asher Ramirez
Asher Ramirez

http://m.bilibili.com/video/av11599409.html

Brandon Myers
Brandon Myers

lmao what even is this game

Josiah Morales
Josiah Morales

Cyberpunk Bartender VN

John Allen
John Allen

Waifu game.

Hunter Rivera
Hunter Rivera

For 10 bucks aint bad I guess

post nudes of said waifu

Christopher Cox
Christopher Cox

probably

Julian Sullivan
Julian Sullivan

Roasties

Eli Scott
Eli Scott

https://gelbooru.com/index.php?page=post&s=list&tags=va-11_hall-a

Leo Reed
Leo Reed

OH YEAH MR KRABS

Zachary Turner
Zachary Turner

Do just look at porn of whatever I post ?

Xavier Taylor
Xavier Taylor

I'd rather look at porn of you irl tbh

Nolan Stewart
Nolan Stewart

Make Soto your trap to conquest, Ban.

Charles Clark
Charles Clark

He doesn't even have to crossdress

He's cute as he is

Asher Collins
Asher Collins

Fuck Soto

Austin James
Austin James

I'm telling him to make you his bitch.

Blake Peterson
Blake Peterson

I'd 69 with Ban tbh

Jaxon Cruz
Jaxon Cruz

pervert

Hudson Jenkins
Hudson Jenkins

Hes not koalafied.

Nicholas Thompson
Nicholas Thompson

I like this post.

Nathan Diaz
Nathan Diaz

Oh hey there Sabs

Xavier Nelson
Xavier Nelson

you mislinked. You meant

Hunter Adams
Hunter Adams

Nuh-uh!

Ryan Parker
Ryan Parker

yes indeed

Jordan Butler
Jordan Butler

June 28, 2017

https://mega.nz/#!ypozxRCY!Fn8jxmqzPYOoKjfDlNmyEL1xhyGrUj6y2vBVZys2Lds

Translated
(C89) [Colomonyu (Eromame)] Yuri Ika Gachi♥cchi - Lemon to Milk Super Lewd Yuri Squids - Lemon and Milk (Splatoon) [English]
(Momono Moto) Kimi Koi Limit After [yuriproject]
(Reitaisai 10) [Fuantei (Furari, Kome Dorobou)] Burning Curiosity (Touhou Project) [English] [DB Scans]
(Reitaisai 12) [Area-S (Dra)] Hello Hello I'm Here (Touhou Project) [English] [DB Scans]
KimiAetara 6 (QC)
[4s] Yagate Kimi ni Naru - 23
[MEiTEiTEi] CREPE PANIC! [TZdY]

Untranslated
(C80) [かざしあ.NET (かざしあ、青空ねこ)] M×H (みつどもえ)

Brandon Green
Brandon Green

fag

Joseph Baker
Joseph Baker

4/10

Jaxon Morgan
Jaxon Morgan

you on the left.

Luis Cruz
Luis Cruz

Yuzumori

Nolan Turner
Nolan Turner

what

Carter Rogers
Carter Rogers

Did you fix that eject lever, yet?

James Wright
James Wright

No
It's not a lever though
It's a hoop thing

Gavin Miller
Gavin Miller

I think you should see a doctor in that case.

Nathaniel Evans
Nathaniel Evans

tfw no hard scifi vidya to play

Justin Miller
Justin Miller

Eve Online.

Kevin Green
Kevin Green

I know next to nothing about it, but I'm 99% certain you can't describe it as hard scifi in good faith.

Anthony Martin
Anthony Martin

What game, then.

Adrian Adams
Adrian Adams

Children of a Dead Earth.

Connor Bennett
Connor Bennett

I've played that one
It's okay but has some pretty horrid range limitations.

David Roberts
David Roberts

Hey, you didn't say a GOOD hard scifi game.
Really though, there's not much. There's not much you can do with the concept, because there's only so many ways to make orbital mechanics simulators interesting.

Connor King
Connor King

Just wait for an Arma based in space warfare.

Nathan Gonzalez
Nathan Gonzalez

Star Citizen never.

Carter Stewart
Carter Stewart

I guess Arma 3 already is hard scifi, *technically*.
spec using his name here
gay

Colton Peterson
Colton Peterson

My best friends older brother worked on that game for a little.

Easton Rogers
Easton Rogers

Star Citizen was aids cancer dogfighting, but maybe everything else will be good or they fixed that

I just want like a base builder or space station game really

Maintain the intra/interstellar ship would be cool

Nolan Richardson
Nolan Richardson

My dad works for Nintendo. He'll ban you.

Ayden Brown
Ayden Brown

Shut up and pay Christ Roberts more money, goy.

It's passed through a lot of production company hands down there in SoCal at this point, I wouldn't be surprised.

They recently fixed it so it's not space jousting anymore.

You can do all that in Star Citizen, and more*!

Hunter Evans
Hunter Evans

I just hate the 'inertial dampeners' meme
I don't think I'll ever find a space combat meme that I like with those
Keep your fucking momentum, having a 'fuck physics' button is dumb

Cameron Torres
Cameron Torres

I don't really play anything Nintendo makes.

I only really care about Fire Emblem.

That guy used to always spank me the second my ass was open.

Lucas Evans
Lucas Evans

a base builder or space station game really

Landon Phillips
Landon Phillips

Honestly it's having inertial physics in a space dogfighting game in the first place that's the problem. You're already throwing realism out the window for an arcadey space game, just roll with it.

Aiden Hall
Aiden Hall

I mean at least in Star Citizen they explain it away in a manner that makes more sense with the ComStab.

That's gay af.

Jacob Torres
Jacob Torres

He also showed me his nutsack.

He makes movies or some shit now.

Ayden Hall
Ayden Hall

What's wrong with inertial physics in a space dogfighting game?

Haven't read any lore stuff, but at least they tried.

Brody Myers
Brody Myers

I guess Arma 3 already is hard scifi
Arma 3
scifi

Grayson Moore
Grayson Moore

They just don't work well. You can play like, Evocron full inertial and it's pretty damn aids. Any game with full inertia will at best devolve to space jousting. It can sort of be okay when it's a toggle like space citizen or only semi inertial like X3 or whatever but that's about it. Best space combat is also just bullshit aircraft style, ala Freespace 2 or something.

Ryan Rivera
Ryan Rivera

It's like
near future
that's scifi right?

Cooper Murphy
Cooper Murphy

I have no issue with jousting, or you can make it interesting without moving fast, aka missile games

Xavier Young
Xavier Young

missile games?

Kevin Rogers
Kevin Rogers

Missiles are the only weapons used. And so to make the game bit you guide them yourself and control countermeasures yourself.

Tyler Garcia
Tyler Garcia

The goat?

Oh, well, there's this thing called Command Stability, or "ComStab" as it appears on the HUD and master control. IFCS that makes the flight model in space act more as if you were in atmosphere.
There's nothing stopping you from toggling it off, and uncoupling your ship, and then having full on realistic directional momentum saving space flight. Lets you zip around, and shoot shitters directly behind you sometimes.

Turns off G-Safe too though and- oof. Passing out mid space combat. Not fun.

Jackson Kelly
Jackson Kelly

"Trying to get property of non-object /srv/http/post.php:1049"

What did Holla Forums mean by this?

Charles Richardson
Charles Richardson

Huh. I guess that's nice, but turning them off seems like a pretty strict disadvantage most of the time

William Powell
William Powell

Are there any like, examples of this?

Julian Moore
Julian Moore

Is dreamworks goat ?

Connor Phillips
Connor Phillips

If something doesn't have elements of future technology and instead is just the setting is a few years ahead to justify the plot, then no it's not scifi.

Nathan Carter
Nathan Carter

Games that implement it? Not that I know of. Just an idea so there's more than just menus.

Xavier Peterson
Xavier Peterson

shhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

Daniel Cox
Daniel Cox

Eh not really. The game even encourages you to do so to pull off more complex maneuvers in combat or races.
The tutorial, before they removed it again, even taught you how to on the fly.

No, what you said reminded me of that dumb thing from the movie Waiting, where the game is to find creative ways to get people to see your scrotum.

Matthew Cruz
Matthew Cruz

Thats pretty much exactly what happened to me but with a nutsack.

William Watson
William Watson

Is the G-safe super limiting then I guess?

Elijah Walker
Elijah Walker

DUSTY, SQUIDDY. PAY ATTENTION.

Henry Anderson
Henry Anderson

dunno that'd work for various reasons I cbf explaining through while some fags are making me to healslut them in a board game

Luis Thompson
Luis Thompson

Gimmie dem heals
sloot

Jeremiah Richardson
Jeremiah Richardson

Nasty.

Can be, depending on how fast you're going when you tried to do a 180.

Sebastian Sullivan
Sebastian Sullivan

Yeah, but like you'll just liquefy yourself with it off, no?

Robert Gutierrez
Robert Gutierrez

If you ever come over again i'm gonna make it a point to flash my nuts in your face.

Lincoln Young
Lincoln Young

You'll grey out, or red out (I can't remember which causes what) and eventually pass out. And then wake up either drifting or in an uncontrolled spin.

I don't think any of the ships actually go fast enough to splatter you inside them.

Hot.

Dylan Thompson
Dylan Thompson

Black out is positive G's, red out is negative.

Isaac Morgan
Isaac Morgan

What do you even like to drink ?

Do you even drink ?

Nathaniel Miller
Nathaniel Miller

semen
nothing but semen

Justin Campbell
Justin Campbell

I already know what you drink.

Kevin Martinez
Kevin Martinez

I see.

Yeah, what Squiddy said.

I don't drink.

Connor Thompson
Connor Thompson

Whats the reasoning behind that ?

Samuel Johnson
Samuel Johnson

fug
how did I get so outplayed?

Anthony Rivera
Anthony Rivera

But all that space fighting stuff is boring.
I just wanna shoot shitters for their gear à la DayZ. In space.

And maybe drop bombs on their little dirt camps with space ships.

Uhh... idk? I don't really have a reason.

Oliver Mitchell
Oliver Mitchell

Would you at least do some social drinking ?

Aaron Morris
Aaron Morris

This is fine with me. Honestly the idea of manually shooting turrets is not something I'm interested in, full automation of the ship turreting would be expected. I like walking around and gunfighting in and around them though.

Benjamin Brown
Benjamin Brown

I guess?

Supposedly it'll be a combination of possibilities, from AI you can assign, to finding a friend to man them for you.

Ethan Gutierrez
Ethan Gutierrez

I'm gonna shove liqueur down your throat then.

Julian Morales
Julian Morales

tfw sad one man ship

At least my friend has the Idris capital ship thingy

Dominic Roberts
Dominic Roberts

actually buying an idris
what the fuck

Ryder Taylor
Ryder Taylor

Fun. Whatcha got?

What the actual fuck.
For real? An Idris?
He has a fucking 50 crew Frigate, he realizes this, right?
Did he get cucked into buying the P or did he nail down the real deal M model?

Noah Jenkins
Noah Jenkins

He's a dev IRL and pays ludicrous amounts of money to companies he likes
He has yet to design his unique for Path

Aiden Gomez
Aiden Gomez

Dusty stop posting before you break something.

Luke Carter
Luke Carter

A 22 oz guinness is my favorite.

Isaac Morris
Isaac Morris

Oh, so it's another whale that's gonna sit docked to a platform that just thinks funding the game is cool.
Well that's fine too.

Dude still has the 4th largest ship of the fleet currently.

Dominic Thompson
Dominic Thompson

too late

Carter Walker
Carter Walker

Why?

Anthony Morris
Anthony Morris

It doesn't taste like a dog asshole and it only takes a few to get me buzzed.

Benjamin Hughes
Benjamin Hughes

o, i c

Ayden Morris
Ayden Morris

Yeah, man.
How dare someone spend money on a game they like for a thing they like.

Luke Morales
Luke Morales

Nah he plays Path
He just hasn't designed his unique for some reason

Thomas Richardson
Thomas Richardson

this but unironically

Eli Campbell
Eli Campbell

How many of the user posts are you ?

Charles Garcia
Charles Garcia

Hey man, I just think there are better uses of $5,000 (at minimum) other than to dry dock a virtual frigate in a video game.
That's just me tho. Call me crazy.

Idk what that even means.

Andrew Hernandez
Andrew Hernandez

He plays the game, just hasn't used an out of game feature to create an in-game item that he gets from spending like $1000.

Gabriel Ortiz
Gabriel Ortiz

Say, does your friend like BattleTech at all?

John Adams
John Adams

I dunno.

Hudson Foster
Hudson Foster

That's not a whale game though

Colton Hall
Colton Hall

oh, unless you meant the shit battletech game
the one you make me play

Jordan Price
Jordan Price

Hmm. Damn.

C'mon Squiddy. Which one do you think I mean.
I can't possibly mean $500 gOldMenOnline.

Parker Lopez
Parker Lopez

You're right.
How could my mind possibly jump to the kickstarted game named Battletech, when you were talking about people pouring too much money into Battletech?

Jordan Robinson
Jordan Robinson

Remember: Every dollar spent on getting new chassis into MWO is another chassis that'll wind up in BT.

Hudson Lopez
Hudson Lopez

C-come expansions they'll have enough dosh to make their own, totally!
W-we're gonna get the hatchetman, everyone wants it!

Nicholas Richardson
Nicholas Richardson

Caleb Ward
Caleb Ward

Henry Brooks
Henry Brooks

Slow down.

Easton Murphy
Easton Murphy

Jacob Reyes
Jacob Reyes

Hello

New thread there is!

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