♥ Official Scootalooo Thread ♥Cookie Cat Edition

Oliver Morgan
Oliver Morgan

♥ Official Scootalooo Thread ♥

Cookie Cat Edition

All urls found in this thread:
https://www.nhlbi.nih.gov/health/educational/lose_wt/BMI/bmicalc.htm
https://www.google.com/search?q=bmi&ie=utf-8&oe=utf-8
https://www.nhlbi.nih.gov/health/educational/lose_wt/BMI/bmicalc.htm
https://academic.oup.com/ije/article/43/3/665/2949550/Commentary-Origins-and-evolution-of-body-mass)
https://mega.nz/#!L4wyGDqC!ejKwKzlHbf9hvh3sxUkkjvNUpcWg7bmSa9xNFKgeJME
https://myanimelist.net/anime/33502/Shuumatsu_Nani_Shitemasu_ka_Isogashii_desu_ka_Sukutte_Moratte_Ii_desu_ka
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=81L3ylAn234
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3PQ7Hoov1ac
Nathan Moore
Nathan Moore

cookie cat
He's a pet for your tummy
cookie cat
He's super duper yummy!
cookie cat
he left his family behind

Kayden Long
Kayden Long

Do you still want this rin ?

Jacob Hughes
Jacob Hughes

ntr is okay right

Anthony Wright
Anthony Wright

Okay based on whose point of view?

Its not christian.

Carter Ortiz
Carter Ortiz

loli is more pure

Jackson Ortiz
Jackson Ortiz

pure

Charles Clark
Charles Clark

loli netorare?

Connor Martin
Connor Martin

All porn is cuckhold porn.

Christian Fisher
Christian Fisher

i want to cuck bans future wife

Jason Barnes
Jason Barnes

it gave mea boner

Jack Evans
Jack Evans

"wife"

Girls don't get boners.

Angel Brown
Angel Brown

I'm bans future wife fuck

Colton Hernandez
Colton Hernandez

off+

Luke Edwards
Luke Edwards

lmao get cucked nerd

Kayden Murphy
Kayden Murphy

I don't even know who that person is.

Camden Lee
Camden Lee

im boy desu

Cooper Mitchell
Cooper Mitchell

fight me

Logan Stewart
Logan Stewart

blowjob duel me fgt

Adam Gray
Adam Gray

Yes please.

Benjamin Barnes
Benjamin Barnes

neko

Nathaniel Phillips
Nathaniel Phillips

I don't really believe you.

Jeremiah King
Jeremiah King

Would I be cucking you if I just used in front of you instead ?

Aaron Young
Aaron Young

You can tell cuz i like girls desu

Julian Fisher
Julian Fisher

Did Emma die

William Adams
William Adams

how do?

Samuel Diaz
Samuel Diaz

so you're gay ?

Jaxson Anderson
Jaxson Anderson

yah dey havent logged in for 20 days

faggotry is a sin

Aaron Rogers
Aaron Rogers

Probably not.

Xavier Reed
Xavier Reed

Have fun in hell then, faggot.

Levi Davis
Levi Davis

Shame

Landon Young
Landon Young

we each suck a cock and the one who makes it cum first is the winner

Dominic Jackson
Dominic Jackson

But its

R A R E

Michael Young
Michael Young

I like the plastic surgery marks on her face.

Sebastian Sullivan
Sebastian Sullivan

I know her tags, I'm just really lazy.

Jonathan Hill
Jonathan Hill

that sounds super gay tho

Ethan Garcia
Ethan Garcia

None of the good ones are in English.

Matthew Peterson
Matthew Peterson

I think that's just paint or stickers or something.

Angel Lee
Angel Lee

you are super gay

Jaxson Evans
Jaxson Evans

Hmmm'st

Aiden Williams
Aiden Williams

Good thing I have it in other languages too, yeah?

Oliver Hall
Oliver Hall

How would u know

Juan Powell
Juan Powell

ew

Jose Lee
Jose Lee

Deceit

Ryan Davis
Ryan Davis

You can thank me now.

Julian Sullivan
Julian Sullivan

ky.

Jackson Perez
Jackson Perez

You always know exactly what to say.

Julian King
Julian King

You can thank me now.

Jacob Butler
Jacob Butler

Shoot yourself in the head.

Ayden Powell
Ayden Powell

You always say the worst things..

Michael Lopez
Michael Lopez

I try my best.

Nolan Myers
Nolan Myers

But is your best enough?

Elijah Ross
Elijah Ross

I finished brushing and can go bed neow

Noah Price
Noah Price

No.

Matthew Roberts
Matthew Roberts

Sleep well Neru.

Why not?

Ethan Butler
Ethan Butler

no wait

echo won't except me for who I am

Owen Clark
Owen Clark

Except, accept, or expect?

Nathaniel Barnes
Nathaniel Barnes

axcept

Lincoln Price
Lincoln Price

Hudson Adams
Hudson Adams

Looks pretty nasty.

Kevin Brown
Kevin Brown

this restaurant is so ghetto

Josiah Fisher
Josiah Fisher

only if you hate vegetables

Samuel Hughes
Samuel Hughes

Show me your stomach.

James Kelly
James Kelly

Onions ruined it.

Brandon Price
Brandon Price

my nigga yes

William Brooks
William Brooks

5'8", 165 lb and going down because I barely have money to eat anything let alone that good stuff.

Nathaniel Jenkins
Nathaniel Jenkins

Are you sure that is the right way to axe an question?

Blake Rogers
Blake Rogers

made it*

Adam Green
Adam Green

you should cap her

Carter Campbell
Carter Campbell

they used to tell people their computer systems were down in the middle of the night and then go outside and smoke blunts and shit

Jaxon Hall
Jaxon Hall

Isn't that pretty big for someone so short ?

100% sure.

Jose Walker
Jose Walker

Had a folder of her for a while.
She's eh to me./

Brayden Sanchez
Brayden Sanchez

maybe they have a mushroom burger?

I got the local Burger King's 3rd shift shut down for that when i got a hold of corporate. A friend of mine had to deal with it all night every night.

Justin Cook
Justin Cook

That could be pretty rude to just barge in with an axe.

Jordan Bailey
Jordan Bailey

using the measurements i've seen it's borderline overweight. Only problem is that I'm also borderline built skinny like the typical meth head around here.

Jackson Morris
Jackson Morris

stop

Christopher Allen
Christopher Allen

well i just mentioned it because I thought maybe you'd like them better. Not me though.

Owen Gomez
Owen Gomez

I'm gonna chop down his door.

You're borderline overweight but built skinny ?

What does that even look like ?

Christian Harris
Christian Harris

stop snitching

Jose Bell
Jose Bell

And go all "Here's Johnny!"?

Jackson Brooks
Jackson Brooks

5'8" and 165 is only borderline overweight

Mason Morales
Mason Morales

I like shrooms but they don't go on burgers.
They're fine on pizza though.

Cameron Foster
Cameron Foster

not fat at all and not not skin a bones.
https://www.nhlbi.nih.gov/health/educational/lose_wt/BMI/bmicalc.htm

I'm going by BMI and that index is insane. Someone that I would call just average is really overweight.

Grayson Mitchell
Grayson Mitchell

That sounds pretty average for a healthy person.

Jonathan Lopez
Jonathan Lopez

That's like 20 pounds overweight for a 'normal' build. For a, as self-described, 'skinny' build, it's more like 40+ pounds overweight.

Aiden Nguyen
Aiden Nguyen

I don't look at it as that. I look at it as a company that wants to sell me a tasty burger is having issues that need rectified. They stole from my belly.

Hunter Perez
Hunter Perez

I feel like that hardly matters without BMI for context.

Nathaniel Richardson
Nathaniel Richardson

burger kings are hard to find around herre now they keep taking them all away

Gavin Perry
Gavin Perry

BMI for an individual
Full stop. Do not do this, ever.

Brayden Brooks
Brayden Brooks

BMI matters in determining this shit.

Landon Johnson
Landon Johnson

I like ragu green pepper and mushroom spaghetti sauce out of all their stuff. I can't eat mushrooms in much though since it's flavor kinda makes my stomach turn.

We have three within about 3.5 miles of here. I get coupons all the time and get 2 whoppers for $4.

Logan Harris
Logan Harris

BMI is specifically to NEVER be used to analyze an individual. It is meant for populations. Using it on an individual is silly.

Carson Campbell
Carson Campbell

searching google images for the name of a disease is probably one of the worst decisions you can make in life tbh

William Green
William Green

you're gonna get fat with all that bk

Thomas Diaz
Thomas Diaz

I just had to check wikipedia.
"The BMI is an attempt to quantify the amount of tissue mass (muscle, fat, and bone) in an individual, and then categorize that person as underweight, normal weight, overweight, or obese based on that value. "

Matthew Jackson
Matthew Jackson

It's used to calculate body fat based on height and weight of an individual.

Landon Sullivan
Landon Sullivan

it's my only meal a day besides a bowl of cereal.

Parker Bell
Parker Bell

cancer then

Jayden Sullivan
Jayden Sullivan

Within a population. Not individually. It has countless glaring issues for individual use that appear to the most casual observer in a cursory inspection. I'm sure reading more in wikipedia will specifically lay out that it is not to be used outside of populations.

Parker Long
Parker Long

It's a good way to learn to identify how they look like too.

Jace Harris
Jace Harris

https://www.google.com/search?q=bmi&ie=utf-8&oe=utf-8

Here. Type the populations weight and height into this BMI calculator and tell me how that even works.

Andrew Long
Andrew Long

nah. the tomatoes have antioxidants.

Like if your penis is abnormally large and make up a larger % of your full body weight?

Joseph Kelly
Joseph Kelly

I think it works just perfectly fine.
Although they say that it is a bit different for Asian people, but eh, can't blame them for being short.

Juan Long
Juan Long

You find the BMI of a large number of individuals and then treat it as a population for mathematical analysis.

Really? Something that doesn't account for variation in body type, waist size, bone density, body fat, waste weight, water weight, or any other of a myriad of factors is perfectly fine?

Robert Foster
Robert Foster

Well, I assume that people aren't the worst of what you could find in Dark Souls character creation with a few meters wide hips.

Jordan Nelson
Jordan Nelson

That isn't how it works, but ok.

Thomas Russell
Thomas Russell

https://www.nhlbi.nih.gov/health/educational/lose_wt/BMI/bmicalc.htm

Look at that. The national health institute has it for individual calculations.

You're probably thinking of targeted average BMI.

Hunter Mitchell
Hunter Mitchell

don't you ever get sick of it

Liam Hughes
Liam Hughes

i don't always eat there but when i do it's usually nice. If it was mcdonalds, i couldn't. BK has the flavorful flame broiled meat.

Matthew Reyes
Matthew Reyes

it's all disgusting
I always feel dirty after eating it

Levi Jones
Levi Jones

Bmi is used to show your risks for shit. The tables are simply a way to measures said risks in a broad term. You don't define the population by BMI. You define an individuals BMI and compare it to the BMI of people who are at risk, or have what ever issues are related to a low or high BMI.

Luis Gonzalez
Luis Gonzalez

But you know. 6 years of living in a wrestling family and health classes may as well not matter.

Ryan Brown
Ryan Brown

You do realize that fat and muscle have different amounts at the very least? And that's just one factor.

If I'm not mistaken that is the very purpose for which it was created.

And the national health institute is just blatantly wrong here. A source shamelessly stolen from wikipedia (https://academic.oup.com/ije/article/43/3/665/2949550/Commentary-Origins-and-evolution-of-body-mass)
overweight was not necessarily ‘over-fat’
Meaning BMI has zero ability to determine body fat, as claimed. In addition, simply skimming through the article will quickly tell you that it's all about populations, not individuals.

It is a very quick, easy, thoughtless litmus test to see if you're ridiculously obese or not. It is most certainly used to measure risks in a broad sense, but shouldn't be applied to an individual.

If you ever actually wrestled in any controlled fashion, you would know about body fat percentages and water weight. But an appeal to authority as such shouldn't have even gotten a response.

Elijah Harris
Elijah Harris

Wrestling family?

Jacob Ramirez
Jacob Ramirez

Jenny*

That just means most people are overweight.

Christopher Lewis
Christopher Lewis

I'm going to trust the national health institute over you.
It's not a sure fire guide. It's an average estimate.

Yeah. Most every one in my dads family was a state wrestler in one place or another. I sat out but was at all the practices and meets. I just watched.

Nolan Ortiz
Nolan Ortiz

Did you just assume the gender of the reference?

Luis Hill
Luis Hill

This may be an exaggeration, but I do believe the article I linked said something to the effect of "Looking in the mirror is better than any of these indexes if you're trying to find out if you're fat."

RIP appeals to authority
I'd ask you to look up and learn a little more for yourself, because it's better to have knowledge than not in my opinion.

Robert Fisher
Robert Fisher

It's a national health institute.
It's not an appeal to authority if it's a credited source.

Carter Wilson
Carter Wilson

I used to work with someone who acts like Dusty in real life.

Everyone hated him.

Yes.

Nathaniel Reed
Nathaniel Reed

You do know that it's a myth that muscle weighs more than fat?

Hadn't heard of that before, never really did anything like that besides kendo and gym myself.

I think that might be faulty as people with anorexia nervosa see themselves as too fat when looking at the mirror.

Xavier Morales
Xavier Morales

Nobody has ever really said good things about Dusty to me.
Everyone I asked just calls him pretentious.

Kevin Collins
Kevin Collins

We weren't like a dojo or anything.
We just had a lot of wrestlers in our family.

Jacob Ortiz
Jacob Ortiz

I'm pretty sure he has aspergers.

Landon Garcia
Landon Garcia

Wow, that's maximum rude.

Could have passed on some secret family moves.

Henry Edwards
Henry Edwards

I'd call myself more arrogant than pretentious, not that it matters. I try to correct people when I believe them to be wrong, but most oppose such an effort, regardless of if they were actually wrong. Thankfully there are a number of people out there who do like being called out on their bullshit, and are willing to do the same to others.

Benjamin Flores
Benjamin Flores

I think it's more because he's just a high school kid and tries to hard to flex his e dick or whatever.

David Bailey
David Bailey

I'm rude.

Hes 20 though

Xavier King
Xavier King

Too bad you never present your proof for your side and just call people wrong.

I know how to do them.
I just never participated much due to gay boners.

Nathan Torres
Nathan Torres

Are we really arguing about BMI again?

I think I'm the lowest.

Samuel Lewis
Samuel Lewis

200 pounds or so at 6'2''.
Can't be arsed to calculate that.

Logan Diaz
Logan Diaz

You need to get fatter

Elijah Morris
Elijah Morris

It is a shortcoming, finding proof is very time consuming and generally (in my experience) not read by the opposing party, despite being just as easily accessible to them. As demonstrated by the article proving my point that is left unread.

William Harris
William Harris

Chubby guys are adorable.

Sebastian Turner
Sebastian Turner

why does it matter how fat you faggots are

Brody Brown
Brody Brown

Rude dudette.

Well then, I didn't expect that to be the reason.

But everyone already knows that, and I can't gain or lose any weight.

Charles Green
Charles Green

112lb at 5'7

Henry Bennett
Henry Bennett

When will they release the DLC where you fight SEs president?

Michael Martinez
Michael Martinez

16.7
how skelly are you

Owen Adams
Owen Adams

Dudette ?

i'm offended.

Daniel Lewis
Daniel Lewis

You said you should never use BMI for an individual even though finding your individual BMI is how you place on the BMI charts.

So you don't seem to really get the topic to begin with.

Because it's something to hold over others.

Big boys in singlets and a hormonal homosexual.
Seems to be about right.

Manle...er...ladylet...

Connor Morales
Connor Morales

But that's all I care to really say about it.

Daniel Hughes
Daniel Hughes

You should never use BMI to analyse an individual. If I said different I misspoke.

I win lower BMI rating

Dylan Stewart
Dylan Stewart

I can probably throw rin a good distance.

Lucas Jackson
Lucas Jackson

Wow, you're offending me by being offended.

Can't say I know that despite being from the country of saunas.

Thomas Walker
Thomas Walker

You use BMI to "assess" an individual.
The mistake is noted.

Well, saunas tend to have wrinkled fucks so I couldn't pop a boner if I tried.

Josiah Jenkins
Josiah Jenkins

Oh my god

i'm so sorry

Nathaniel Clark
Nathaniel Clark

We're talking about private saunas here as almost everyone has one in their house or building, and even cabins.

How will I ever get better from this?

Blake Davis
Blake Davis

Then you would be around family I take it?

Eli Hughes
Eli Hughes

When Your Child with Asperger's Disorder is Bullied

Julian Turner
Julian Turner

Ass burgers.

Jack Evans
Jack Evans

You won't.

Brandon White
Brandon White

Family, friends, friends' friends.

RIP me then, get the shovel and casket ready.

Benjamin Robinson
Benjamin Robinson

Seems like more work than i'm willing to put out.

Ethan Diaz
Ethan Diaz

Not a sexual environment.

Adrian Anderson
Adrian Anderson

Lazy.

No clue how you get it out of wrestling then.

Jackson Harris
Jackson Harris

I'm just using my time wisely

Adrian Martin
Adrian Martin

I wasn't related or close to most of the people at the practices.

Cooper Wright
Cooper Wright

Or maybe you're just very lazy.

But that was still at a hobby, and that's like getting one on at work.

Gabriel Davis
Gabriel Davis

I'll post porn of your waifu.

Cooper Jones
Cooper Jones

So I did hit the right spot?

Jose Barnes
Jose Barnes

Yes, really hurt my feelings.

Wyatt Price
Wyatt Price

Do you need a bandaid?

Leo Morales
Leo Morales

June 26, 2017

https://mega.nz/#!L4wyGDqC!ejKwKzlHbf9hvh3sxUkkjvNUpcWg7bmSa9xNFKgeJME

Translated
(Dai-131-Ki Bunbunmaru. Shinbun Tomo no Kai) [Yakumi Sarai (Zounose)] Yaku Yaki (Touhou Project) [English] [DBS]
(Reitaisai 11) [Tohonifun (Chado)] Kaenbyou (Touhou Project) [English] [DB Scans]
(Touhou Goudou Saiji 5) [Yakumi Sarai (Zounose)] Kaze ni mo Narezu Without Growing Used to the Wind (Touhou Project) [English] [DB Scans]
(Umitsuki Reona) Yuri Mekuru Oshigoto ch14 [yuriproject]
Ayakashiko Chapter 18
Bakuon!! ch33_final
GuP Ribbon Warrior Ch 17 - PNG v1
Maizuru 11 Way of the Zuiun (BBVs)
Maizuru 12 Search for Choujuusenchihou-chan! (Akizuki)
Urara_Meirochou-Vol.1_Ch.5-Kyakka_English

Untranslated
(C91) [Santa☆Festa! (さんた茉莉)] CocoaCappuccino (ご注文はうさぎですか?)
(COMIC1☆10) [いもむや本舗 - Singleton (あずまゆき)] ANIME COLLECTION いもむや本舗-Singletonアニメ総集編 (よろず)
(ぱんっあ☆ふぉー! 11) [SOYだらけ (あべ納豆)] わたしとひなちゃん (ガールズ&パンツァー)
NoWaYu Ch.12 (RAW)
ほむら屋★プレアデス (焔すばる)] あま+でび [英語]

Jonathan Bennett
Jonathan Bennett

Does your waifu wear that instead of panties ?

Chase Watson
Chase Watson

Depends on the artist.

Blake Jones
Blake Jones

Yuzumori

Brayden Martinez
Brayden Martinez

Okay, I'll take one.

Wyatt Taylor
Wyatt Taylor

Sankaku is your friend.

Carson Myers
Carson Myers

This is known.

Joshua Lewis
Joshua Lewis

Hi neko

Cooper Gonzalez
Cooper Gonzalez

Good, as it should be.

Tyler Ramirez
Tyler Ramirez

how you doin wishy

Michael Ward
Michael Ward

me irl

Robert White
Robert White

sankaku
Brilliant

Wyatt Sullivan
Wyatt Sullivan

what's wrong ?

Jackson Wright
Jackson Wright

The most content there is, also endorsed by the weeaboo supreme, the Nipponese themselves.

Joseph Murphy
Joseph Murphy

I exist

Thomas Cox
Thomas Cox

So I see on my phone every night in bed.

Benjamin Edwards
Benjamin Edwards

unfortunately so does everyone else

Austin Gutierrez
Austin Gutierrez

Stop looking at porn of underage vampires.

Henry Garcia
Henry Garcia

Yeah, it kinda sucks.

Michael Thomas
Michael Thomas

Huh?

Now you're just implying that is what I'm going there for.

Isaac Carter
Isaac Carter

They have a phone app.

Logan Barnes
Logan Barnes

omg who is that

Landon Howard
Landon Howard

Its a logical guess.

Ryan Richardson
Ryan Richardson

Not-Ctholly #2

Benjamin Sanchez
Benjamin Sanchez

And you use it every night?
Lewd.

Your logic is perverted.

Cooper Young
Cooper Young

who's cholly?

Tyler Rogers
Tyler Rogers

Helps me fall asleep.

David Perez
David Perez

More betterer girl

Robert Miller
Robert Miller

Realistic*

Charles Cruz
Charles Cruz

shes the worst one

Alexander Garcia
Alexander Garcia

mm i'm getting sleepy
nini wishy see you later

Kevin Lopez
Kevin Lopez

cthulhu is trash

Owen Sullivan
Owen Sullivan

I said Chtholly not Pannibal~

Byee

Austin Robinson
Austin Robinson

Who?

Angel King
Angel King

Pannibal is the best.

Logan Myers
Logan Myers

https://myanimelist.net/anime/33502/Shuumatsu_Nani_Shitemasu_ka_Isogashii_desu_ka_Sukutte_Moratte_Ii_desu_ka

Being turned on helps you fall asleep?

Lies.

Colton Hill
Colton Hill

That's not what I meant!

Aaron Kelly
Aaron Kelly

Then what did you mean?

Josiah Robinson
Josiah Robinson

Stay mad, kid.

Its a porn website.

Nicholas Foster
Nicholas Foster

anyaa

Ryder Martinez
Ryder Martinez

Not being turned on helps me sleep.

Henry Brown
Henry Brown

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=81L3ylAn234

Carson Turner
Carson Turner

First you said that being turned on does it for you, then you're saying it doesn't?

Aaron Robinson
Aaron Robinson

Um, I'm older than you, kid.

Blake Cook
Blake Cook

I never said being turned on helps me sleep.

Christian Morris
Christian Morris

But you did.

Isaiah Johnson
Isaiah Johnson

Where did I say that tho

Caleb Rodriguez
Caleb Rodriguez

fancy seeing you here.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3PQ7Hoov1ac

And your point is ?

I'm mentally older.

Bentley Watson
Bentley Watson

Not if you like Pannibal :^)

Kevin Mitchell
Kevin Mitchell

When you said watching sankaku helps you sleep at night.

He is not the hero we deserve, but the hero we need.

Joseph Cruz
Joseph Cruz

Shes by far the coolest.

David Sullivan
David Sullivan

Good evening you, how has the day treated ya?

Jack Clark
Jack Clark

How can she be the coolest when this one exists????

Adam Rogers
Adam Rogers

Yus

Cameron Taylor
Cameron Taylor

Today was really boring and I did fuckin' nothing.

She has brain damage.

Michael Sullivan
Michael Sullivan

She is emo though and thats always cool.

Jonathan Bell
Jonathan Bell

Yeah, and that's pretty fukkin' rad.

Chase Hughes
Chase Hughes

So by occam's razor you sleep better when you're turned on, no?

Carson Nelson
Carson Nelson

About the same as my day then.
I played games idly all day, now I am waiting for dinner to arrive.

Ian Jackson
Ian Jackson

What if I go to bed already in a excited mood and the only thing to quell it is with the phone app?

Grayson Garcia
Grayson Garcia

Well he may have alot of fake jewelery, but you aint never seen no one that at' nobody as skilled as me

Cameron Foster
Cameron Foster

Don't look at it, and don't use any electronic devices in bed.

Joseph Sanders
Joseph Sanders

Goggles is probably fapping

Christopher Collins
Christopher Collins

I had a nice salad.

Blake Diaz
Blake Diaz

What about my vita?

Nathaniel Wood
Nathaniel Wood

No electronic devices in bed.
Only time I use any is when I wake up by accident and check the clock and then just throw the phone somewhere on the floor and continue sleep.

Jack Nelson
Jack Nelson

Salad is never nice.
I don't eat green things as a general rule.

Carson Jenkins
Carson Jenkins

Its good when you make it yourself.

Jeremiah Russell
Jeremiah Russell

Can I have some ketchup?

Andrew Allen
Andrew Allen

I will leave all the salad to you then.

Jace Adams
Jace Adams

Nobody tells me what to do but me.

Nathaniel Turner
Nathaniel Turner

Why ?

Meat is murder.

Elijah Wilson
Elijah Wilson

That's alright, I've always thought serial killers were kinda cool anyway.

Asher Harris
Asher Harris

You better comply pvt.

Angel Roberts
Angel Roberts

Aye aye.

William Kelly
William Kelly

This is not a damn pirate ship pvt!

Austin Lee
Austin Lee

Da, kommandir!

Hunter Cook
Hunter Cook

They are always super weird.

Dominic Jones
Dominic Jones

We aren't in the Soviet Russia, private, get your call-outs straight.

Caleb Brooks
Caleb Brooks

Something about hashbrowns I think

Asher Allen
Asher Allen

Kyllä komentaja

Evan Lee
Evan Lee

!!?

Camden Ward
Camden Ward

Stop being racist you white nigger.

Gavin Mitchell
Gavin Mitchell

Let me speak to your king

Angel Bailey
Angel Bailey

I don't know what to call out.

William Scott
William Scott

Nigga i'm the kang.

Isaiah Baker
Isaiah Baker

Bed.

Kayden Perez
Kayden Perez

and sheeit

Jose Howard
Jose Howard

Bed!? but it's like early afternoon

Ryan Collins
Ryan Collins

Wannya cuddle?

Easton Thomas
Easton Thomas

Let think over my options first.

Benjamin Mitchell
Benjamin Mitchell

STOP RIGHT THERE HARLOT
NO ONE CUDDLES MY BAN BUT ME

Christopher Morgan
Christopher Morgan

+me

Mason Gonzalez
Mason Gonzalez

Still.

James Torres
James Torres

Don't bully. I'm allowed to stay up for 12 more hours.

Lincoln Brooks
Lincoln Brooks

Nope.

Noah Perez
Noah Perez

fug you

Xavier Scott
Xavier Scott

How can you say that to me?

Christian Sanders
Christian Sanders

I don't know anymore. Send help.

Camden Harris
Camden Harris

But how could I?
You hurt my feelings.

Andrew Jackson
Andrew Jackson

Sup diggies~?

Parker Turner
Parker Turner

Your feelings matter to me. I apologise.

Landon Bennett
Landon Bennett

shiggy

Owen Davis
Owen Davis

Got back home from spending a longer weekend at friends' places in another city due to midsummer festival, pretty good times.
How about Elmers?

As they should!

Chase Diaz
Chase Diaz

hihi Yan^^

Hey, now that sounds like a fun time!

Good good, finishing up my vaca at my gf's place. Got a call about starting the new job a little early today so that's exciting. We're going on a mini golf date tomorrow night too I'm super hyped to wear my cute dress out ^^

Chase Johnson
Chase Johnson

It was pretty good times, crashing in at a student party and then going to a friend's cabin and drinking/BBQing there.
That sounds pretty good, I think the last time I went to play mini-golf with friends was a few months ago and it was a blast.
Hope that goes all well for you though.
Anyhow I think I should get to bed now though, g'night Elmers.

Mason Kelly
Mason Kelly

awwe nini. get some rest~

Parker Sullivan
Parker Sullivan

Hey Maddie~
wot?

Lucas Garcia
Lucas Garcia

Whatchu been up to lately?

Logan Mitchell
Logan Mitchell

Paying Bills, Eating Ice Cream, manufacturing cocaine.

Ethan Morales
Ethan Morales

We've never cuddled before.

Jonathan Lee
Jonathan Lee

Implying this contradicts what I fucking said
No one
But me.

Even if I haven't yet...

Sebastian Murphy
Sebastian Murphy

What if I prove you wrong ?

Blake Kelly
Blake Kelly

Sounds risky!

Christian Clark
Christian Clark

Stop trying to get innocent harlots murdered by provoking me, Ban.
Is that really what you want? Filthy cuddle-blood on your hands and my nice clean cutlery?
Big Risk, Big Reward.
I have a fucking pallet of bricks stacked at the lock-up. I'll get twice that much and sell it for a shitload.

Jose Murphy
Jose Murphy

I've already cuddled people in this thread other than you.

Bentley Johnson
Bentley Johnson

Liar

Isaac Cox
Isaac Cox

Don't get caught or shot I guess. Good for you, man.

James Thompson
James Thompson

Yours truly? Never.
(I probably will)

Ryder Robinson
Ryder Robinson

Want names ?

Jose Gutierrez
Jose Gutierrez

If you cuddled my Ban step forth now or forever hold your peace and head on your shoulders.

Chase Richardson
Chase Richardson

I'd say to simply not be dumb about it, but getting into the game is the dumb part lol

Logan Gray
Logan Gray

No one will step forth.

Caleb Sanchez
Caleb Sanchez

BECAUSE NO ONE HAS CUDDLED YOU
BAAAAAAAKA
Yeah GTA Online is pretty dumb tbh.

Asher Watson
Asher Watson

When I cuddle someone they are never the same again .

Landon Cruz
Landon Cruz

Theoretically.

Cooper Wood
Cooper Wood

Oh, I thought you meant in real life lol

Maybe I was giving you too much credit x_x

Joseph Flores
Joseph Flores

Gee do you think so?

John Parker
John Parker

fact.

Isaiah Barnes
Isaiah Barnes

Cuddle me and we'll see

Jordan Rogers
Jordan Rogers

Well idk.

It's not that difficult to start something like that up if you happen to know people. I assume everyone knows seedy people like I do sometimes I guess.

Leo Martin
Leo Martin

*cooddles yew*

Hudson Young
Hudson Young

Oh, I actually do know a guy.
We're not on speaking terms tho.
But he's a fucking richboy idiot junkie.
Had everything in life handed to him and still ended up being a fucking loser hooked on coke and heroin

Sebastian Myers
Sebastian Myers

Tyler Miller
Tyler Miller

I'm not sure what to say to that given my past other than sometimes you gotta do it the hard way :/

Ethan Martinez
Ethan Martinez

What the fuck is this ?

Elijah Richardson
Elijah Richardson

Junkies are like...
They dig a hole for themselves. And they want people to come around and sit at the edge of the hole so they never have to climb out.
And if no one comes to the hole, they either die in it or they climb out.
My out of this world experience from Ban cuddles that have left me forever changed and never the same.

Robert Evans
Robert Evans

so you're broken ?

Jordan Moore
Jordan Moore

Extremely accurate analogy.

Glad I climbed out <3

Ryan Sanchez
Ryan Sanchez

Oh Ban~
I was broken long before you came along.
Me too. Extremely glad.

Aaron Richardson
Aaron Richardson

Double broken.

Jacob Perez
Jacob Perez

Charles Jackson
Charles Jackson

*boops*

so what else is new tho? catch me up

Leo Clark
Leo Clark

Nothing good.

Adrian Edwards
Adrian Edwards

"Playback on websites has been disabled by the video owner."

Jack Cruz
Jack Cruz

Laaaaaaame.

Camden Anderson
Camden Anderson

watch this video on youtube
Yeah. I'm probably going to die.
I want to sign up for this japanese snack box thing though.
I like snacks.

Brayden Garcia
Brayden Garcia

Everyone dies, Yan. It's what you do with yourself that counts^^

Ooh. I've been thinking of doing one of the makeup subscription boxes! A couple of friends were having a lot of fun with LootCrate for a while. I think it's a really cool idea!

Alexander Mitchell
Alexander Mitchell

But I won't do that.

Evan Collins
Evan Collins

Well LootCrate seems pretty awful.
It's like a box of junk your uncle who doesn't know you very well except for one or two general interests might send you for your birthday when you're a kid.
But you have to pay for it and it comes every month.
I was looking at these Esian Boxes because they have Snacks AND Make-up and they said you can get a free trial box, but I can't figure out how to order the free trial so I gave up.

Dylan Thompson
Dylan Thompson

lmao

well shit I never said they were good or that you should try them haha

I just want the makeup but I'm still gonna look up Esian

Lucas Turner
Lucas Turner

We should do another meet-up sometime and do make-up on each other.

Brayden Bailey
Brayden Bailey

lol idk maybe

that would be weird.

Oliver Williams
Oliver Williams

o

Daniel Lee
Daniel Lee

i can do legit wings on my own tho

Gabriel Hall
Gabriel Hall

Gamana

Logan Mitchell
Logan Mitchell

hihi <3

Michael Gray
Michael Gray

I was playing Witch and the Hundred Knight but my ps3 rebooted itself so I just turned it off
Might watch a movie

Bentley Cox
Bentley Cox

never heard of it

what movies ya got?

Samuel Moore
Samuel Moore

I think I'm gonna watch the 6th sense

Alexander Cox
Alexander Cox

I learned make-up in theater. I remember I was really excited that I got to do it and had a lot of fun.
Yooo

Cooper Perez
Cooper Perez

lol why?

oh snap you're a theatrefag?

Dylan Bennett
Dylan Bennett

Hell Yes

Brandon Nguyen
Brandon Nguyen

Go to sleep instead.

Mason Peterson
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