♥ Official Scootalooo Thread ♥
The Nation of Anal Domination Edition
♥ Official Scootalooo Thread ♥
The Nation of Anal Domination Edition
i'm just so scared. all the time.
Take opiates if you want it to go away
Drink is cheaper.
I was thinking that looked like annie. disappointed.
do you want to go see the new transformers with me
Why can't I handle drink
Yeah that's probably true
But not as good
Why can't you handle DICK
you have a small, asian body, and so it goes through your system quickly. You can slow it down by getting erect, actually.
send keyboard lewds
pls tel me how 2 addEntityToPoolFunc
start by finding yourself a nice book on advanced gentoo installation
I infact hav pastri now
what kind of pastries?
Because you're a smol azn grill.
custard and vanilla
robots are dumb n stoopiid
Some kind of iRobot Ex Machina
this one has wizards
Ihope your life is filled with pastries and joy too
just oat biscuits and tea for me
WHAT A SHITTY BREAKFAST
lad, itll 11pm
oat biscuits are 2good
Neru might have been onto something when they advocated the pastry and cappu
I forget, did I ask for your Marie Rose before?
No, I think you just got mad that I used her before you.
Or the BRS girl
one of those.
Sounds like a late snack to me.
COME LEAGUE YOU
IJUSt tried to get a box on tr first
pretty much, i had a craving for oats
Boy, don't dicks look delicious?
you would know, homofag
thank you for the (you)
I don't remember being mad at it, but I may have acted it just for the heck of it.
Can I have your Marie Rose folder?
Dick in burritto
i made a taco with my vagina once
tell us more
well I stopped after the hot sauce
the gay hareem keeps going
what a pussy
is it better to leave my computer on idling rather than letting it be off in 120 degree weather?
Its better if you kill yourself
computer in fridge
turn it off and go do other things
WHO ARE ALL THESE FRIENDS
It is pretty underwhelming.
the cuck squad are waking up
lol later niggers
( mysterious user )
I'm really lazy - underwhelming is better than nothing.
Tsutsu, attached I have put an image of the best Hi-Chew flavor for your viewing pleasue.
Fuck 's a Hi-Chew?
Are you chewy?
hi chews are poetry
with limited syllables
nice hi ku
you're a chow mein mao fucking ping pong piece of shit you know that
woah that is not an equal response .__.
better stick to drawing, kid
eat my ass
you know Freud's second stage of psychosexual development?
the oral stage?
or the mommy stage
This is upsetting.
like a soto recipe
the one right after oral
Freud thought that some people can get stuck in a phase, and that can result in certain fixations
but I'm trying to kick the psychoanalytical habit.
the one that comes after oral...
Someone please buy me the Crash Bandicoot games on PS4.
potentially evidenced by your choice of insults
i don't have a butt fixation. it's the vag i can't stop playing with really.
That is too expensive.
ooh. guess what complex unnsuccessfully transitioning out of the phallic phase potentially results in~?
and you know exactly what I'm on about
10GB of 99 USD is now a thing
*for 99 USD
Get it for yourself.
an Oedipus complex!
Sabrica coos gently in your ear, gently massaging your neurotic woes away, encouraging your emotions as you deceitfully try to rouse hers. Her warmth is felt everywhere. Poor Loco finds it unbearable, but knows never to expect more
you are making me blush
and i'm not sure i should be saying this
but when we roleplay, she's a guy.
if you could call him trevor from now on
that would be great.
you know what'd be even greater?
if Sabs let you call her 'mommy'~
thunder, lightning, and pissing rain
trevor does let me call him that though
I have never been so afraid while contesting as I was this game.
there aren't many mommies that'd go that for
you're one lucky guy~
remember to send her flowers, k?
who are we kidding
you're probably a terrible son.
June 21, 2017
The Useless Senpai and The Talented Kouhai
Yuyushiki c33 - Final
[Shiroi Hakuto] BanG Dream! 4-koma Bandori! - Chapter 03 [Seiyuuri]
(C90) [DROP DEAD!!(水瀬修)] あわあわサンシャイン (ラブライブ! サンシャイン!!)
(C91) [Millions Hope(戌角柾,龍岡巳葦)] まほうしょうじょのムツミゴト (魔法少女まどか☆マギカ)
(C91) [えりあ7(葵奈太)] 姉妹で頑張ります! (艦隊これくしょん -艦これ-)
[しんぷるくらす(しのづき巧)] いちどはおいで! (咲-Saki-)
Why the long face?
you're mean to me.
Only cause you deserve it
why not bump anymore i miss bump
gj for not failing luka
middle of an osumasnia map just randomlty says A"it'sd called hentai and it's art"
mfw I failed because I laughed too hard
Does anyone remember what drugs I was taking back when I invented revynese
some sort of hypnotic/sleep aid iirc clonazepam if I had to guess
revynese was 2legit <3
why does amazon suck so hard...
this friendly comment reminds you: we're living in the most peaceful era in human history
by magnitudes :)
because you haven't bought anything off my wishlist for me yet.
this friendly reminder that self delusion is the key to happiness
Peace will only come once we rid the world of the jews.
system maintenance... lol
cleaned computah after cpu temp to 72c spike. still overheating.... reconfig cooling system. drop 10 degrees after.
just needed thermal compound for reapplication... 10 items into cart later
not really an upgrade...
also getting a pwm control, cable mgnt stuff
i have zero self control.... managed to keep my cart under 60 tho
mfw no nini
mfw no nini after soles pic
tfw no gf
tfw go on the best date possible and still get told she's not interested 5 days later
tfw dying alone
that feel when this meme
fish fish fishy ohhh
sorry on rs
looks quality dude
you dont need a controller if your mobo has pwm ports
have a good sleep kissy
goddam where does everyone go for all the time between posts
mobo has 3 ports, not enough control imo
just leave your other fans on full blast LOL
you only need pwm for the cpu fan tbh thats the loudest/most important
but if u insist get the controller
hands free fapping
2 rounds tonight^^
im going to pretend to assume its booze you're talking about instead of sex
not just staring at your penis until you miraculously ejaculate
i did drink a little like wayyy earlier, so
it doesn't really work anymore.
I have some mike's harder lemonade for when I want go a little numb
2much sugar x_x
Hack the heads of little anime girls and put em on my wall.
Don't forget to reverse throat fuck them.
remind me later
*pats the fek*
It was Zaleplon
Also I moved into my new apartment and I don't have a bed so I piled blankets on the floor
congratulation on your floor sleeping.
Sleeping on the floor is not boob-approved
thats just tummy and shoulders and metroid tho
Hairy armpit angle
This thread got really gay.
well the butt aint bad
It's a pretty alright butt
I mean I would jelly my fat cock into it and spray the walls of her rectum with my seed
but that isn't saying much really
we need an animus get together, so we can all prod revys butt
You are all disgusting homosexuals.
I honestly would not meet the majority of you and I've already met like 13 people.
Im awake like 36 hours
Sleep with me tokai
Hey Tokai did tou hear about that guy who stayed awake for two days and got eaten by ghosts
What scoot said
i probably couldnt be fucked tbh
I wouldn't mind meeting a few more people, but not a lot.
Like when they found him he'd been popping uppers like crazy
All yellow from jaundice and swollen like a fucking balloon with this big shit eating grin
The guy was so far gone all he could say was waka waka
i stayed awake for 4 days once
sleep with scoop?
this is my new background am i a good anglican
Glorious Northern European Protestantism.
Dank as hell.
that mini seizure you get that keeps you awake
That fucking jolt is hell.
Revys butt is not for lewding
What about for platonic or non-sexual romantic loving.
That sounds like it would be probably OK
i plantonically finger your butt.
How exactly does that work
It's like a very intimate hug.
It's too hot to live.
get an AC you pleb
It's only too hot to live 5 days of a year here tho
lmao then don't bitch about it. do something fun and cool like swimming.
HI REVY ARE YOU STILL HERE BB?
sounds like you just want to complain
somebody give me a chest massage please. gf's still sleepan ;~;
Don't trust them.
It starts with platonic butt fingering, then it's platonic dick sucking, then suddenly they platonically have their dick in your butt, and are platonically spraying the walls of your rectum with their platonic seed.
All platonically, of course.
platonic cuddles lead to trans* murders :(
rin would know
My water got turned off
pay your bills!!
how have you been Loko-tan~?
just trying to get by. highs and lows.
we're in one of the lows right now.
awwee bby.... can I do anything?
I paid my bill yesterday
You can continue being sweet and happy with your GF. That would make me happy.
LITERALLY the nicest thing anyone's said to me on here since I started, Loco. Thank you so much <4
Happiness isn't the end game, it's the whole package. Just remember that and don't look so hard for it.
I know, and I try to stay upbeat. But I do need to eat.
I should get back to work. Enjoy your day. <3
that's all you can do, boo.
have something delicious for me! see ya around!
I want to cook mexican food the weekend but I never really had any
Give some names
almot finsifht etoothnbursh
Enchiladas are good.
Tamales are really easy to make.
Fuckin' burritos nigga.
you can just eat stuff with corn tortillas with a side of cactus. Use cilantro though.
It's raining here on the mountain today.
How is everyone?
I wish it was raining here.
beanz an cheese in a tortila wrap
i like rain
It is rather enjoyable.
the weather in starboound is also pretty and atmospheric~ <3
I'm hype right now for the huge Steam Summer Sale
in 15 minutes
Rain is best weather.
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Someone just proposed in a match and got shot down and rage quit.
in wat game~
please tell me someone recorded it
Bet they were a genji main too
Luka is that you shitposting on /b/
You're a twisted individual.
tfw saved from the combined warmth of the ambient temp and my desktop by a borrowed half broken old weed fan
I want to cry ;~;
when you think you can do code but you can't and feel useless and dumb
fill the void with ctrl + v
Learn to code then you lazy fuck.
spends his time bitching on imageboards
not even on /tech/
instead of coding
Still took my fork instead of the original cleaner fork.
Also turns out half of it is hardcoded and has tables filled with nullptrs lmao. Doesn't even run lmao
time for moe sleep
my new fetishes for this week are kissing and holding hands
AAAAAAAAAAA you weren't supposed to read that
I'm beyond embarrassed.
Hey guys is Kanra/insider around? I need to ask him/her a few questions. Can someone tell him to talk to me here? Please and thank you.
You kind of feel bad for the guy to be that desperate to talk to Kanra of all people.
Is this really you, love?
GET THE DOOR
Hello you're Kanra's friend, right? Can you please get him here for a moment? It's an emergency.
is that sci or some other irrelevant
Give me a name or I will not care.
Loco, what is my relevancy?
mostly because of your boyfriends, Puppetmasters Grim and George.
Would you really tell him to come here if I gave you my name?
Give me your thread name and sure.
It has to be something I'd know you by though.
Who even says that?
I never really had a thread name so I just went with my real name
No, I'm not Jewish. Don't even start.
ooo oooo guess who i am
guess who i am
guess who I AM
GUess. who i am. guess who I am. Guess who i am. guess, who i am. guess who iam. guesswho i am. GUESS who i am. guess who i am. can you guess who i am? guess who i am. guess shwo i am. gueussu who i am guess who. guess, who i am am i guess. guess who i am. guessss. go on. guess who i am. guessswho i am guess who i am. please. guess, who am i. guess who i am. guesswho i am. guess who I am. guess who iam. guess who i am.
How is Kyle?
I'm sorry I don't follow.
You're weird that's who you are.
I'm anonymous, too, and never had a name.
Please guess my identity, too.
I am leejun never forgive.
it's david banner. the incredible hulk. wow!
Well enough I suppose.
One of my favorite people.
How fucking dare you david
What have you done with your day?
I'm sorry for being so out of touch. Think about someone who goes to work all day, goes home, eats sleeps and back to work 24/7 with no social life. That's me. Did you tell Kanra yet?
Not Sci? I'm sorry. then...
Yeah that's Sci
fuck you subtle
Oh thanks I haven't seen Sci in years, still crazy.
howdy ho motherfuckers
Did my job interview.
Ed and I got lunch at McDonalds.
Kanra are you around?
maybe it's bloodchan
Did it go well?
How's snuffles doing?
Are you Kanra?
It was fun. He's asleep.
Yeah that's him dude
How do you know?
I'm also a 15 year old surgeon btw way.
I'm here 24/7 I know everyone
Why isn't he responding to me then?
KANRA RESPOND TO ME
Oh that is Kanra, I'm a retard.
Pretty early for sleep.
How tall is he?
Kanra, I need some advice. Do you have a moment?
I'm not Blood-chan btw way.
He would never go anonymous to talk about himself.
i'm really only good at telling people what they shouldn't do
not what they should
Well you're the only person I trust about this topic. It's nothing bad I just need some guidance.
picture the end game
figure out external variables, and introspect to find potential internal variables
then take steps as quickly or as spaced out as you need to get you there
Too many big words. Anyway I know you don't want to bring up this topic but what coffee do you recommend for me? I'm new to it and I recall you being a coffee aficionado.
Is that your favorite coffee?
I'll add it to my list. Thank you user.
caffeine is caffeine. it increases alterness and staves off sleepiness for a number of hours, and that's it. if you want something that tastes nice, have a milkshake. chocolate.
nescafe or any successful, brand name instant coffee is fine. if you have to trick yourself into enjoying it, find something you already enjoy without the mental gymnastics.
Why would anyone seek out advice from Kanra?
It's just asking for aimless text walls that ultimately say nothing while he tips a fedora.
Who the fuck is Kanra?
Ahaha you're still the same baka. I'm serious! What's your top 3 favorite brands?
I want to try all kinds of coffee in my lifetime. I'm making it into a side hobby.
I didn't think it was a problem to ask for advice.
what even is this thing youre avataring as? it looks like a pink condom with a mouth
The gay Asian dude that kept trying to write long text walls "psycho analyzing" you which were internet personality test tier.
just realized there are IDs here
What the heck.
don't worry. if someone needs meth advice, i'll point them to you
Queen. Radiohead. the only two I can listen to consistently. the rest fluxuates (changes a lot)
if you want to be a coffee nerd, do research. Google how coffee is made, where the fruits come from, the most popular brands in different countries, and how people describe them. then steal their explanations and learn to regurgitate them around the sorts of people who seem like coffee snobs.
i've had coffee around the world, and nothing beats a sugary, creamy coffee from a Japanese vending machine.
Clearly the only point of any mockery is jealousy. People are simply jealous whenever mocking you going on rants.
Oh Kanra I really wish you took this seriously. I have to go now so have a wonderful evening and it was good seeing you again. Goodnight.
is studying the history of coffee now
Nice 420 too
nini. this is my serious opinion.
Don't you like Queen and Radiohead?
thom yorke is fine
but it's like saying your favourite food is potatoes
day one of being in 115f all day is hard
day three is death