♥ Official Scootalooo Thread ♥

Adrian Cooper
Adrian Cooper

♥ Official Scootalooo Thread ♥

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William Gonzalez
William Gonzalez

bump

Kayden Murphy
Kayden Murphy

tfw you want to play mem souls but work must be found

Jacob Barnes
Jacob Barnes

Watching some stuff, kinda wanna play OW with somebody, tired as hell cuz work, the usual
You?

Nolan Nelson
Nolan Nelson

im on holiday... zero productivity to be had

Julian Brown
Julian Brown

Yush, actually.

Asher Carter
Asher Carter

Some holiday that is
Where did it go wrong?

Grayson Campbell
Grayson Campbell

i got plans in the out of doors later this week... so theres that

Sebastian Cruz
Sebastian Cruz

Put local pubs on the programme those are always fun

Alexander Sanders
Alexander Sanders

yea.. this could be a thing

excellent suggestion

Sebastian Adams
Sebastian Adams

Pretty much the only thing I do wherever I go
How long is the holiday?

Connor Cook
Connor Cook

i go back monday

Jayden Ross
Jayden Ross

Thats pretty long. Well, enjoy, I need to start the daily farm

Anthony Long
Anthony Long

are you one of those smelly neets who play rpgs all time

David Morris
David Morris

teach me dorifuto

Hudson Brown
Hudson Brown

have a good day sir

John Rivera
John Rivera

I'd tell you to sit on my lap if you were a smol qt.

Benjamin Morris
Benjamin Morris

would you make it a bumpy ride too?

Cameron Roberts
Cameron Roberts

wait no thats lewd

Mason Kelly
Mason Kelly

thats the idea!

Jayden Clark
Jayden Clark

Kill all gooks.

Connor Cook
Connor Cook

No lewd things behind the steering wheel!

Isaac Richardson
Isaac Richardson

Jiggly jiggly on your lap like tofu

Asher Gonzalez
Asher Gonzalez

This is autism incarnate broadcasting on all frequencies, if there are any other survivors please respond.

Carter Johnson
Carter Johnson

somebody come play ow tho

Jace Powell
Jace Powell

I'm out of lube and need to pick more up now.
My life is endless pain.

Juan Cox
Juan Cox

Kill all orange haired freaks.

Juan Reyes
Juan Reyes

What kinda things you lube?

Asher Thomas
Asher Thomas

Dicks.

Charles Hall
Charles Hall

Farm equipment.

Jeremiah Collins
Jeremiah Collins

You masturbate with farm equipment?

Liam Ramirez
Liam Ramirez

You frequently remind me why I don't engage you in conversation.

Jacob Anderson
Jacob Anderson

Lube me

Thomas Johnson
Thomas Johnson

Get one of these instead.

Joshua Torres
Joshua Torres

Good morning

Carson Sanders
Carson Sanders

Murrning.

James Phillips
James Phillips

How was sleep?

Brayden Lee
Brayden Lee

To be fair, I thought it was sexual too.

Tyler Taylor
Tyler Taylor

It was.
That was the joke.

Josiah Phillips
Josiah Phillips

Was ok.

Eh. I was out doing shit in the yard.

Austin Kelly
Austin Kelly

#notmypresident
4 more years!

Isaiah Collins
Isaiah Collins

That's good. What's your day lookin' like?

Nathan Flores
Nathan Flores

More yard work later.

Charles Scott
Charles Scott

I have died six times in less then two weeks, pls how to :stopride:
;_;

Dylan Cox
Dylan Cox

Sounds tiring.
Is it fencing time?

Samuel Gutierrez
Samuel Gutierrez

How supple is your asshole?

Asher Wood
Asher Wood

He's got a purdy mouth.

Brayden Parker
Brayden Parker

Enough.

Alexander Gutierrez
Alexander Gutierrez

so bad..

Mason Long
Mason Long

i'm pretty

Nolan Green
Nolan Green

Pretty dumb.

Jayden Anderson
Jayden Anderson

that hurt, do it again

Robert Perez
Robert Perez

why is it always indians

Benjamin Wright
Benjamin Wright

dey wanna steal ur program and sell it to idiots

Ayden Rodriguez
Ayden Rodriguez

Juan Morales
Juan Morales

IKT uses an anime bitch for their Youtube icon

Tsk tsk

Noah Butler
Noah Butler

Hey if anyone is wondering how to deal with depression it's through hate and rage.
I just started thinking about how much better I was, what I had, and what my dreams are, and how I could get them, and then I thought about who I could be, and then I got angry, REALLY FUCKING ANGRY.
At myself, at the world with it's fucking mexicans and muslims and SJWs and nazis and politicians and authoritarians and pedophiles and rapists and murderers.
And then I just thought fuck it.
So I started doing what I needed to do. Working out, cleaning, contacting who I needed to contact.
I think a lot of it was self doubt about being able to become who I need to be in order to get what I want that was holding me back, but honestly at this point I'm half suicidal as well, so I'm just going to keep pushing head first half hoping for death, half hoping for life.
Alright that's, have a good day.

Adam Torres
Adam Torres

Chill your shit, dude.

Nathaniel Williams
Nathaniel Williams

Then heat it back up in the microwave after.

Tyler Jenkins
Tyler Jenkins

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DrYqK6lspaY

Asher Edwards
Asher Edwards

what the fuck is this

Jack Ward
Jack Ward

whats up

Jason Allen
Jason Allen

Using my day off to be unproductive. You?

Connor Carter
Connor Carter

Tips for dealing with depression

Ethan Brown
Ethan Brown

what does that entail?

Cameron Green
Cameron Green

Play games, maybe take a nap.
I found a spider in my room last night so I slept on the couch resulting to a sub-par sleep and a very tired me.

Lucas Ross
Lucas Ross

lol are you scared of spiders

Ryan Ramirez
Ryan Ramirez

Are you a girl? Not trying to be offensive, genuinely curious.

Carson Carter
Carson Carter

They are terrifying and I am glad I managed not to scream and wake my house up.
Yes

Ayden Carter
Ayden Carter

Kiss is my girl.
Back off.

Tyler Hall
Tyler Hall

just squish them

Zachary Hill
Zachary Hill

I usually scream if I do that. Or I throw things at them until something hits. I was going to do that, but it crawled back between my bed and the wall so I had no way of knowing where it would strike next.

Jose Harris
Jose Harris

just come get me next time and i'll squash it for you.

Carter Sanders
Carter Sanders

being so afraid of something harmless that you kill it.
Unless it's a venomous spider, in which case kill it because it's legitimately dangerous.

Levi Miller
Levi Miller

My hero.

Andrew Myers
Andrew Myers

Wait, are you that person that posted on every single board asking which pokemon people would fuck?

Isaiah Turner
Isaiah Turner

That does not sound like me.

Ayden Martin
Ayden Martin

It's just that that person used a vapereon image too.

Carson Jones
Carson Jones

Vaporeon is not for sexual.

Carson Evans
Carson Evans

where is kanra

Colton Edwards
Colton Edwards

22 kills as Tracer
18 of them were the enemy Widow

Ethan Walker
Ethan Walker

Yes?

Tyler Rogers
Tyler Rogers

She wants to vaporeon for sexual

Michael Watson
Michael Watson

she

Eli Morgan
Eli Morgan

He uses a girl anime character, I just guessed. Everyone should have to have their pronouns listed after their names so I don't get it wrong if it's that big of a deal

Mason Fisher
Mason Fisher

Everyone here is male, ESPECIALLY the ones that use girl anime characters.

Jaxson Cruz
Jaxson Cruz

I am sure nezi has no problems being referred to as she.

Matthew Price
Matthew Price

I'm a woman.

Ayden Wright
Ayden Wright

Everyone here is male, and those that aren't are disgusting tranny scum.

Jace Murphy
Jace Murphy

I'm one of the latter.

Ethan Sanders
Ethan Sanders

Literally no one here is female.

James Flores
James Flores

Pretending to be female for the means of cyber is another story.

Michael Perry
Michael Perry

Sometimes I wonder if Rin resents my lambasting of the transgendered.

Evan Wood
Evan Wood

I generally take it with a grain of salt because you don't seem to hold any ill intent towards me specifically.

Blake Thomas
Blake Thomas

I'm a guy.
I'm not going to get upset if someone calls me a girl, but it's not correct though.

Ethan Jenkins
Ethan Jenkins

I should say the transgender here.
I actually have no qualms with them in general.

Matthew Brown
Matthew Brown

The ones here have a tendency to kind of be...
attention seekers.

Myself included.

Wyatt Barnes
Wyatt Barnes

Everyone here is an attention seeker.

Which was my point exactly.

Joshua Sullivan
Joshua Sullivan

Yeah, but you have a cute gooch so it's ok.

Jace Taylor
Jace Taylor

Post it for me.

Kevin Rodriguez
Kevin Rodriguez

Do not.

Dylan Jackson
Dylan Jackson

I haven't even had a lover who's seen it, I don't think I'm ready for this commitment.

Lincoln Edwards
Lincoln Edwards

I don't care. I want to see it.

Robert Clark
Robert Clark

does Erin still here?

Samuel Carter
Samuel Carter

Do it anyway.

Thomas Ramirez
Thomas Ramirez

No. Thankfully they do not.

Gabriel Gray
Gabriel Gray

are you a Hanzo?

Liam Cruz
Liam Cruz

Come again?

Gabriel Anderson
Gabriel Anderson

make me.

Are you a Hanzo?

Michael Scott
Michael Scott

No.

Parker Sullivan
Parker Sullivan

you see, there's this game by Blizzard called Overwatch. It's a team based FPS that revolves around two teams of six working together to accomplish some objective. In order to do this, you choose one of twenty-four 'heroes', each of whom can contribute some unique attribute to the team, and tend to play rather differently.

one such hero is Hanzo Shimada, a bow weilding assassin. a champion with a steep learning curve, but a high skill ceiling. people who are new to the game are encouraged to pick someone easier, since Hanzo has no middle-ground perse in which you're useful.

Okami
is why I ask
and I didn't think so

so who do you main?

Jose Murphy
Jose Murphy

YOU SEE WHAT I MEAN

Thomas Miller
Thomas Miller

what did you mean?

what did Squish just prove?

Jace Hill
Jace Hill

That you talk too much.

Nathan Perry
Nathan Perry

Healers mostly.

Not really.

Jordan Rodriguez
Jordan Rodriguez

Hanzo has a high skill ceiling and steep learning

Cameron Sullivan
Cameron Sullivan

He is fairly difficult to do WELL with.

Anyone can get one or two accidental kills in a game, but that's not doing well.

Lucas Thompson
Lucas Thompson

not always. just try to cover all my bases. I try to do that in my head, just in case someone doubts me.

Logan Diaz
Logan Diaz

You can reasonably do well by just scatter arrow and regular arrow spam.

Juan White
Juan White

No, you definitely talk too much.

Josiah Anderson
Josiah Anderson

I still maintain that Kanra is enjoyable company.

Brandon Hughes
Brandon Hughes

he does, as in you can be really amazing with him, and you need to land almost all your shots just to keep up with easier champions.

short range CQC with your sonar arrow + long range dispatching and covering of convergence points, all while being hidden because your arrows are pretty dodgable.

Dominic Cruz
Dominic Cruz

His scatter arrows can melt just about everyone and he's rarely stealthy.

Isaac Torres
Isaac Torres

if you enjoy me, there's something wrong with you. usually.

why settle for reasonably well, when you can be the player that makes other players quit?

Noah Ramirez
Noah Ramirez

you can't just wait for your scatter arrow to be ready all the time. Heck, I didn't even imagine using the 'shoot scatter arrows at their feet' thing til 30 hours in.

sorry if this makes me sound like a dick, but it really is simple geometry.

Jace Long
Jace Long

I like a lot of people that are awful.

Ethan Sanders
Ethan Sanders

Reaper is disgustingly strong now.

Isaiah Garcia
Isaiah Garcia

Nah, a dedicated damage dealer passively healing from doing his job is totally fair.

Brayden Reed
Brayden Reed

but awful people are awful. frankly, I'm tired of assholes. and if I am one, I'd rather not be.

people have upset the asshole:decency ratio.

Nolan James
Nolan James

I've kind of became one of the assholes.

Caleb Rivera
Caleb Rivera

but it really is simple geometry.
No shit, Sherlock.
That's why literally every Hanzo does it.

Colton Myers
Colton Myers

being an asshole seems to be natural.

selfish. unfiltered. judgemental.

I think you gotta fight it if you don't wanna be it.

Wyatt Lopez
Wyatt Lopez

it comes simpler to some than others.

Logan Lopez
Logan Lopez

I don't care anymore if I am.
I have the few friends I really need.

Wyatt Lee
Wyatt Lee

ever consider your assholishness cuts you off from a big chunk of living?

Chase Moore
Chase Moore

Not really.

Luke Stewart
Luke Stewart

not really sure what you're an asshole about... consider the gender thing

are you for, against, or indifferent towards the idea of society blurring the lines of gender expression?

how do you feel about Pride parades? should they be allowed in cities?

Aaron Morgan
Aaron Morgan

Just general shit.

And let people be people.

Jeremiah Walker
Jeremiah Walker

I work my first solo shift tomorrow.
I am nervous.

Elijah Adams
Elijah Adams

hm.

Dominic Edwards
Dominic Edwards

Does the store receive many customers?

Sebastian Green
Sebastian Green

A moderate amount, but I am sure they all want to molest me.

Luke Watson
Luke Watson

I don't care what a person is.
As long as they are a good person.

Kayden Bennett
Kayden Bennett

Even Canadians?

Jeremiah Butler
Jeremiah Butler

A few.

Dylan Moore
Dylan Moore

Yes, I am sure that is a reasonable suspicion.

Adam Ross
Adam Ross

good is subjective. even assholes can be seen as good, or good people seen as evil, or good people with good intentions that do bad things for some greater good.

Robert Adams
Robert Adams

But what about french canadians?

Lincoln Morris
Lincoln Morris

There's no such thing.

Brody Flores
Brody Flores

Oh, so you're saying I'm so disgusting and worthless that no one would ever want to molest me.
You are right, I have no worth.

Liam Baker
Liam Baker

What a brave man you are to accept them for their Canadian-ness.

Jayden Cruz
Jayden Cruz

It's not hard to decern someone who is just a bad person from someone who does bad things now and then.

Asher King
Asher King

brb dogs

Brandon Parker
Brandon Parker

God will judge them in the end.

Anthony Murphy
Anthony Murphy

it's hard to call anyone truly a bad person. yet so many think they're able to do it.

Jose Perez
Jose Perez

silly marsupial

Chase Russell
Chase Russell

Totally.

Jace Morgan
Jace Morgan

We are all awful.

Aaron Clark
Aaron Clark

Say that to my face, not online.
See what happens..

Joshua Young
Joshua Young

RIP roadhog

Jordan Perez
Jordan Perez

fly me over

Blake Taylor
Blake Taylor

I am going to sudoku with the thirteen inch double sided vibrating dildo.

Chase Bell
Chase Bell

I spent all my money on this board game simulator.

Jace Brown
Jace Brown

How long until you finish downloading?

Aiden Gutierrez
Aiden Gutierrez

If you do not succeed, you will be forced to pay for it. Perhaps wait until you get your discount.

Carter Rodriguez
Carter Rodriguez

5 minutes ago.

Joshua Miller
Joshua Miller

*Allah
Peace be upon him.

Luis Wright
Luis Wright

Indeed.

Also how does one find motivation to beat the Chalice Dungeons?
I just can't be arsed.

Nicholas Hernandez
Nicholas Hernandez

dgfklsdnfg;dlkgndf Custy made me post this

Juan Taylor
Juan Taylor

Turboshitposting

Camden Morales
Camden Morales

That sweet, sweet Platinum trophy is quite literally the only motivation.

The Lost/Uncanny variants aren't really noteworthy for any weapon unless you plan to use Arcane scaling weapons that need a gem to gain an element.

They're pretty boring to do solo like I did and even cooping them is fun only in doing intentionally awful things or just curbstomping everything.

Bentley Collins
Bentley Collins

I needed the uncanny cane and Reid played them with me a lot.
I guess I'll buckle down and do them later.

Night

Colton Rivera
Colton Rivera

I watched one hour photo then went outside and pissed on some fire flies how are you all doing

Landon Lewis
Landon Lewis

Later.

Liam Fisher
Liam Fisher

June 20, 2017

https://mega.nz/#!O9Y1nbCR!TOkzTdr2ZqXzkW5nWjEm4zg5Ay6iqFyztjhOUxoIEcE

Translated
GochiUsa vol5 ch2
Ich liebe Izetta [Final]
[Chaosteam] Citrus vol 7 extra
[It-en] The Tea Witch - Imgur
[Nanairo Parker (Gumichoko)] Usagi to Kame to Fuyuyasumi (Kantai Collection -KanColle-) [English] [ a ] [Digital]

Oliver Anderson
Oliver Anderson

I also saw crouching tiger hidden dragon and it held my attention, right now I'm up in the UP near Marquette and their ain't a whole lot to do besides drink and fry hotdogs on a fire

Aaron Diaz
Aaron Diaz

And pee on stuff

Jose Cooper
Jose Cooper

I think Wish blocked me

doushio

Mason Richardson
Mason Richardson

Thanks, gay lesbian dude.

Colton Brooks
Colton Brooks

Stop calling her fat and trying to get her to esuck your dick when you're drunk then

Kevin Taylor
Kevin Taylor

But why else would I message her if I couldnt do that lmao

Benjamin Foster
Benjamin Foster

I mean I guess I'd do the same thing

Christopher Garcia
Christopher Garcia

I wish I had pstrie

Isaiah Russell
Isaiah Russell

This is just sad.

Jackson James
Jackson James

I have been staying near Powell Michigan and I got a drink at the lumber jack tavern where a man was murdered for sleeping with a mans wife and the first successful temporary insanity plea case was made prompting a book and movie called anatomy of a murder

Julian Walker
Julian Walker

I love you

Leo Kelly
Leo Kelly

OH NO I MISSED IT

Isaiah Ward
Isaiah Ward

it was even in my thread too but I was way too baked in the clouds to notifec

Julian Jenkins
Julian Jenkins

Samuel Hall
Samuel Hall

Soto you gotta stop trying to efuck Canadians.

Leo Collins
Leo Collins

best friend showing me pictures of wwe stars with their children
"here's chris jericho taking his daughters to see the new ghostbusters, but we won't hold that against him"
you know i could never hold anything against chris jericho
"except your body"
help it's too dark to see in all this shade
i'm not canadian~~

Hunter Williams
Hunter Williams

hello u fucking shitposters

Juan Thompson
Juan Thompson

I've never posted shit in my life

Joseph Perry
Joseph Perry

I already have a bf (female)

Thanks though

Jaxon Davis
Jaxon Davis

We getting faded at AX, gonna miss you there (?)

Joshua Anderson
Joshua Anderson

dfc
boobs
daawswsdwawsassssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssswwwwwwwwwwwwddddddwwwqeqesswwwssdwwwwwwsswdwwwaqedsaawawwaswwwwwwwwqsswwwwq

Lincoln Evans
Lincoln Evans

waifu war

Luke Scott
Luke Scott

Wow nice job, Dusty.

Juan Diaz
Juan Diaz

high possibility im gonna be goin next year

Alexander Richardson
Alexander Richardson

unlinked post about unrelated action for attention

Jordan Peterson
Jordan Peterson

That sort of thing is very confusing.

James Taylor
James Taylor

OFFICIAL WAIFU TIER LI

Lincoln Sanders
Lincoln Sanders

Might delete but i feel cute in this pic =^₩^=

Bentley Moore
Bentley Moore

shitdoka and mammy but no kyouko
shit list

Brayden Wood
Brayden Wood

See you next year then fam

Justin Morales
Justin Morales

gtk devs have no soul

William Wright
William Wright

Scythes are effective farming tools, which (iff correctly used) are faster than the more commonly used weed wacker. It also looks pretty cool and could scare away potential bad-doers.

Why do we all not have a scythe to mow the lawn with?

Jordan Jenkins
Jordan Jenkins

have extra fun for me brochacho

wtf is this trash format
passive aggressive unlinked reply

Robert Phillips
Robert Phillips

pa

Angel Smith
Angel Smith

Tell me why you abhor Chrome.

Those are somewhat understandable, but not the other one. Plus, I am reminded of a certain someone who practiced it daily.

John Barnes
John Barnes

You already know.
Bringing in a new boy to weebcon, what could possibly go wrong?

Justin Hughes
Justin Hughes

list names

the other one is just a mockery of clockwork. He needs to have an injection of recognition every half hour or he'll die.
someone from here?

Kayden Ortiz
Kayden Ortiz

Updated because he can't spell pstrie

Joseph King
Joseph King

I risk summoning him if I name him here.

Oh, right, he is one of those.

Angel Powell
Angel Powell

itis even more stripped down than firefox is getting
all bowsers suck nowadays

Levi Edwards
Levi Edwards

Nah, SteamBro.

P cool guy, likes Metroid, doesn't care for waifu shit.

Christopher Cox
Christopher Cox

Did you start this because of what I said the other day?

Jonathan Murphy
Jonathan Murphy

LOL then pm me on discord

yeah dude
he should just
put on a mask and fuck himself on omegle for his dose or someshit
hell yeah dude

is this tio or is this soto

Sebastian Stewart
Sebastian Stewart

that was the last one I have from there
Idid not post it in the batch yesterday because it would have been too much

ehe not exclusively

Gabriel Evans
Gabriel Evans

Tio

Dylan Bennett
Dylan Bennett

Tio

Jordan Brooks
Jordan Brooks

Bowser's long tail

Bentley Howard
Bentley Howard

Ayy double posting

Ryder Nelson
Ryder Nelson

damn that handlebar is fleshed out well

did you get the snap of the fucking bomb I was making at work LOL

Brody Lopez
Brody Lopez

It works for me.

Chase Perez
Chase Perez

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-GEOJAtQlrY

Liam Torres
Liam Torres

Ye was lols

Jonathan Foster
Jonathan Foster

if you chain a few of those guys together and put your finger in between the finger will vaporize into the 23rd dimension

Juan Gonzalez
Juan Gonzalez

Fuck that nerd shit.
You hyped for new Metroid?

Hunter Young
Hunter Young

BRO U ALREADY FUCKIN KNOW

Anthony Young
Anthony Young

help me find raws https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qJGK50XEjuE

Elijah Reyes
Elijah Reyes

I'm not helping.

Jaxson Garcia
Jaxson Garcia

what if i helped you

Samuel Green
Samuel Green

What would I even need help with ?

Oliver Foster
Oliver Foster

gay sex

Nathaniel Johnson
Nathaniel Johnson

I'm in no need of that.

Cameron Roberts
Cameron Roberts

I found some anyway

Adam Cruz
Adam Cruz

Wow
Historia
A cunt

Anthony Butler
Anthony Butler

Neruuuu

Kayden Bennett
Kayden Bennett

good job

I told you so

Blake Jenkins
Blake Jenkins

Reee

that feel when colossal managa vol 4 not available until September

Ayden Peterson
Ayden Peterson

i couldn't have done it without you

Owen Richardson
Owen Richardson

how do i convince someone that it would be beneficial for my mental health for him to fuck me stupid

Easton Richardson
Easton Richardson

You can another man to do that for you, assuming
a) you are not obese
b) you go out of your room to a library, cafe, nightclub, museum, park, zoo, anywhere

Unless you are elephant man tier ugly, or fat, men will approach you for sex.
Or do you not understand how real life works?

Parker Martinez
Parker Martinez

no i need to convince one particular human that it would be beneficial to my mental health in terms of beginning to move beyond my trauma and start to have a healthy relationship between myself, my body, and my sexuality, if he'd fuck me until i make a stupid face

Brody Scott
Brody Scott

And I say that you can convince another man that
it would be beneficial to your mental health in terms of beginning to move beyond your trauma and start to have a healthy relationship between yourself, your body, and your sexuality, if he'd fuck you until you make a stupid face

If that "one particular human" (wtf) is particularly muscular or good looking, you can hire a male escort (worst case scenario).

Juan Rodriguez
Juan Rodriguez

you misunderstand
i'm trying to fuck my best friend
he knows i'm crazy
he knows i'm wayyyy to traumatized to reasonably consent to having sex
also his dick is huge and idk if i could even take it
hes not terribly muscular and i wouldn't say he's fantastically good looking, though he is pretty fit and attractive
and he made a deal with me where if i can convince him that it wouldn't be like pushing me over the edge of madness and suicide, we'll have at very least a serious talk about having sex

Oliver Anderson
Oliver Anderson

wayyyy to traumatized to reasonably consent
bullshit. your first post ITT was "I want to have sex"

also his dick is huge and idk if i could even take it
one more reason to go for somebody else. or do you want to struggle with 3 lube bottles for 2 hours just so you can have 3 minutes of sex (and 117 of pain)?

he knows i'm crazy
men who want to fuck you don't care. there are also plenty of good men ("betas", nice guys) who would bend over backwards just to accomodate you sexually and emotionally

i'm trying to fuck my best friend
You want to ruin a friendship just so you can get physical satisfaction out of it - for yourself?
convince him
that it would be good for me
to fuck me
Sounds extremely selfish and manipulative to me.

Again, just find another guy. Plenty of nice guys to choose from, and plenty of uncaring fucktoys to choose from.

Aiden Perry
Aiden Perry

You're not being very helpful

Lincoln Hernandez
Lincoln Hernandez

It's the most rational advice in this situation, take it or leave it, idc.

Levi Cooper
Levi Cooper

Wanting to have sex and desiring someone in particular is pretty selfish and manipulative behaviour without involving mental illness

Caleb Taylor
Caleb Taylor

Yes, doubly so when said person does not want this.
Mutual desire is a-ok though.

James Morris
James Morris

why are you getting relationship advice from animus

Julian Flores
Julian Flores

Desire is a strange thing
It was his idea for us to date briefly
It was his idea to lie me naked and shivering on his bed while he held me down and told me I was beautiful
It was my idea to not have sex at that moment, and I think we both regret it for different reasons
Because my friends are asleep

Henry Clark
Henry Clark

It was his idea to lie me naked and shivering on his bed while he held me down and told me I was beautiful
How romantic..

Adam Harris
Adam Harris

just do it

Anthony Powell
Anthony Powell

actually don't

prolong the foreplay

David Barnes
David Barnes

Roller mobster

Isaiah Miller
Isaiah Miller

the only solution is to suck jiggly dick

Liam Butler
Liam Butler

Why can't he stay hard ?

Noah Carter
Noah Carter

http://files1.swfchan.com/whatever.swf?%3E51995476446-44265487112-4119300545

Luis Turner
Luis Turner

I'm not downloading that

Kevin Watson
Kevin Watson

doit fgt

Owen Hall
Owen Hall

posting CP
.....

Daniel Hall
Daniel Hall

CP
only its not, you fucking faggot

Luke Lopez
Luke Lopez

What if it is? Now I'm too scared to click it.

Nicholas Martin
Nicholas Martin

its just a trap loop

Dominic Ross
Dominic Ross

Grayson Howard
Grayson Howard

Ethan Myers
Ethan Myers

Rest in peace.

Adrian Moore
Adrian Moore

Luka no.

Levi Taylor
Levi Taylor

I keep seeing dead birds everywhere.

Camden Evans
Camden Evans

Apparently you can make whistles from bird bones.

Andrew Clark
Andrew Clark

new
new
new
new

Aiden Morris
Aiden Morris

huh?

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