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bad knee positions with the bar in hand is not smart
I can't stop listening to smash mouth All Star mixes.
You're so basic.
I don't have to take this.
Mom thinks I'm cool.
I hear you got to co-mingle with drag queens.
Who told you.
I'm waiting for my dad to come home so he can get my bike down
it's very toasty outside
Bike of what nature?
And it's hot here too.
No one, I was one of the drag queens.
I'm supposed to get a new one soon cus I broke the shifters by riding it like a jackass.
Edwin touched my tail earlier and told me then.
sorry. was feeding chicks and wasp got my eye. im back
was feeding chicks
There's some japanese place we go to where every beer is a dollar if you spend at least 10 dollars worth of food
I took them up on that offer
I wouldn't even sell Saporo for a buck normally.
youwould have to pay me to drink beer
Enjoy your dirty fart water.
I thought I pasted it so FUCK!!! YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I own chickens.
The hell did you think I was on about?
A euphemism for attractive women.
There are cappu flavored beers out there
let's just hope you like porters or stouts lmao
It's piss water
Get it right nigga
I don't know that colloquialism.
Gross spelled bad.
programs keep crashing hit the point where I have to restart my computer
Debating between formatting this hard drive and just getting a new one
It's been on 100% for 5 minutes
Slow hard drive maybe.
Yeah I'm pretty sure my hard drive is fucked
Only gotta keep it going til I can get my new computer whenever my so goes through
I wish I had a japanese gf.
June 13, 2017
Ayakashiko Chapter 14
Extopial Of Mana 3 English
Goddess' and Devil's Family Planning - Imgur
[Mezashi] KanaDia → Mari Birthday Hug Manga
[Waterfall (Takano Saku)] Welcome to Ohara Marine Park! (Love Live! Sunshine!!) [English] [GiB]
Yuri is trash
single program crashing requires me to restart my fucking computer again
MAXIMUM OVER REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Can heat be what's making my hard drive fuck up? Because it's legit 105f in my room
CPU went up to 105f while opening up chrome
think I found my problem
I know you are
stardew valley save corrupted even though I didn't crash in the middle of saving
COOL... unlike my CPU
But im not tho
How you doing
A bit on the nervous side.
I start a new job tomorrow and I cannot help but feel I will preform inadequately at it. Though it's an entry level sales position so it's not like it is terribly difficult.
What job did you get?
Ido not like fire
So go jump in a lake of it
I told you mine
I'm not kidding. I am working at a porn shop.
I could never look the customers in the eyes
Gimme all the free dildos and lube then
The best I can do is a discount.
I am not sure, I will let you know our bestest deals.
Free is the bestest deal
I'll see what I can do.
Gimme nini huggus so i can sleep
Go to bed.
i was asleep all evening because i was unwell and now i've woken up
Ni fucking ni.
Go to bread.
I woke up at like 1600
My sleep schedule is bork
Also I went to a concert
I think I dabbled with too much caffeine so I can relate to the broken schedule.
I am attempting to recover it.
Only nerds have functioning sleep schedules.
I don't do caffeine
How strong an effect does it have?
I have a good sleep schedule beacause im a neet
Like snorting trace amounts of low quality meth
I sleep every day
This is YOUR fault
IAM NOT SORRY
I bet dewgong wil post laffin.png in some hours at you too
what does it mean to b-b-back your booty up
to go backwards
To have a not-Luka answer either back away/fuck off or to have someone grind on you for lack of a better way to phrase it.
oh I get is it like trucks have to beep when they go backwards so the implication is plump
Also it should be noted that the phrase is not found outside of ebonics
my toothbrush slipped and now there is toothpaste all over me
daily reminder that why is neru
oh god my back
go to reformat my operating system partition
disk drivers not found
device manager says they're all up to date
N E A T O
welcome to windows
if all my games were compatible with linux I'd move aqnd never look back
sand wine a shit
honestly for a maintenance free experience windows is still better
Linux is largely for hipsters.
I'm just praying my neetbux comes soon so I can buy my new computer soon
the only thing I've ever even used linux for was memes and reviving a dead computer
new marvel movie showing what africa would have been if white people didn't DESTROY it
You can't make this shit up
Also be ashamed for destroying africa all of ya
They would travel into space 'n shit now
Europeans colonize with superior technology
Africans don't assimilate any of it
Africans blame Europeans for destroying africa
quite kekkable I say
I'm not directly racist against black people but holy shit do some of these black lives matter people make it fucking hard not to
I'm not racist against black people.
That's like hating trannies for having a mental illness, or downies for having an extra chromosome.
I can already see it getting 9/10 on imdb, 20 million trailer views on jewtube with 90% positive votes and having an oscar or two
well obviously the article scews the trailer like a motherfucker
I'm pretty much right about the views and the ratings tho
was a bet too
This will be hyped to oblivion like a mediocre holohoax movie
Someone buy me a switch and Squids 2.
I gotta go legit after building my new computer because I'm not fucking with torrents anymore
Good Idea, I'll just download a Switch and Squids 2.
I read that on the Assassins creed Origins page.
Yo faggots can you guys teach me how its supposed to feel good to shaft your ass? I tried it and i just felt like i was shitting the whole time and now I'm a bit sore.
the first few times it just feels like needing to shit but once you get experience with it you hit that sweet spot where it kinda feels like you need to shit but also feels fucking amazing
Do you have niggers in upside down land or just the aboriginals?
Both though you won't commonly see them anywhere past upper-lower class.
honestly I kinda like no mans sky
probably because I wasn't paying attention to it and never got any of the hype anyone else did.
The idea was interesting, at least. Just wished they spent more time in development first.
Its' asking price could've been lower, to be fair
dotts, is that you?
If it was a $30-40 with no hype it'd probably have been a neat, niche game with a small following.
No Man's Sky's negativity came from false advertising.
They sold the game for more than it was worth on a bunch of empty promises.
No GAYS sky
The scary thing is that by and large they didn't.
There were a couple of things (multiplayer, primarily) but most of the bullshit was spun up by the community imagining something that wasn't there.
And don't tell him I'm lynching Meow for this session
Well, I guess I'm jobless again.
Landed an interview for tomorrow in under 2 hours of losing the job at least.
Do lesbians count?
Getting a new job is ez I did it all the time
oh yeah don't get me wrong there's no way I'm buying it unless it's on sale for 50% off or more
Prostitution is legal in your country isn't it?
This cuts me deep
I must find new shelter
At least it's not a Fischer Price title or something worse, for granted
programs on my computer keep crashing and crashing to the point where I have to restart my computer and I'm mildly seething with rage
tfw even masturbation can't alleviate any boredom
does there is have been a reason for being
thats one shit squat right there
Do you slav squat Jack?
isnt it a literal shit squat if you lower your heels and get your butt closer to the ground
True squat is on FULL HEELS
To support entire body so you can squat through a proper gopnik session
A perfectly balanced slav is a happy slav
In the shadow of commie blocks benches and such were luxury items. The ground was cold and dirty.
I'm sorry not everyone can be a dirty slav
Buildings are things, no?
L squat > slav squat
Squid is just dirty.
Squids are clean though. They're in water 24/7
Squid is a p-pervert!!!!
YOU MEAN THE WATER THEY SHIT IN?
I mean yeah, what sort of nerd isn't?
inhabiting the very same air you shit in
Fucking disgusting landfags
I exist outside of mental mind space.
Wh-what... what are you implying?! baka!!! Some of us are p-pure.
being in the same psycho-space you mentally jizz into
Yeah, and huge nerds
Hungarians aren't slavs Jack.
being existential entities
hungarians have kyoot windmills and stuffs and they do that skirt dance in the hills
bitch that's the dutch I won't have you shit on muh heritage
hills a hill, bitch
I concede about the hills but windmills are ours, BACK OFF NIQQA
tfw white culture colonialism
whoaa nyan eleven was almots 16 years ago
yes that was the joke
its too fucking warm
I like how you can see them padding their APM.
My APM in SCBW is, like, twice as high as my APM in SCII.
Because you need to spam commands so much more so the units don't get lost.
is alive quitting or gsl changing
sincethey said it might be the last time
I believe he would not move on to the next round of the tournament if he did not win that game, but he is still playing.
OHRIGHT they meant just that season
I am back.
def _on_tick(self, tracker, player):
steam service is down when i want to do a thing
for fucks sake
Using Steam for anything other than collecting friends
i wanna dodge a ban but steam wont let me set up the acc
What did you do to get banned?
Did he just discover re:zero or something
He's just autistic.
holy shit save me
Monsoon season soon.
It'll be cooler by a bit then.
BLOWOUT SOON STALKER
Aloha snackbar we isis n a o
Also I just learned that neregate is dead
How to be an AI.
Step 1. Babysit.
Step 1: Open Doors
It's kinda neat if you have nothing better to do. You watch them tear each other apart while you keep telling them 'I told you so'.
Well, you're kinda supposed to stop them from tearing each other apart
One of the default laws says something about protecting humans and the station from harm I think
Man Im so bored
ifyou mean the aasimov things
obey hooman except if it breaks frist
protect itself except if it breaks frist two
it is a total meme tbh
Nah there are other laws made for the game
That lawset does exist, but antismov is more entertaining
ehe what game is this
I have no idea what any of these subsystems mean.
I doubt it's ever had a concurrent playerbase of more than about 500
I wonder if you think everything is just a meme and live in some bubble denying any reality that isn't video games, pastries or coffee.
June 14, 2017
Original Yuri by Mikanuji part 1
(僕らのラブライブ! 16) [陰謀の帝国 (印カ・オブ・ザ・デッド、イトハナ)] エロネーム交換だヨ! ダイマリよしまる噴乳おもらし祭 (ラブライブ! サンシャイン!!)
(僕らのラブライブ! 3) [TokimekiNeetClub (マッチ)] にこがっ希の看病だ!! (ラブライブ!)
(古明地こんぷれっくす4) [秋風アスパラガス (秋)] Incest (東方Project)
[prism pink (かるは)] 星屑アラカルト
Latest episode of shuumatsu was a bombshell
it keeps getting better and better
Look guys i know japanese
watashi wa watashi ne
Are you ready?
ich spreche keine dänisch, es tut mir leid
I don't either so no worries.
Why aren't you out smashing Gyaru pussy right now?
Gyaru makeup a shit
aren't those just japanese ameriboos?
i'm going nini i'm done with the real world for tonight
ded fukkin thred m8s
I'm bored as feck
tfw no coke and tequila to do the ultimate shot with
take 3 shots
bite a lemon and lime at the same time
Tfw your luck with cars lately is so shit that the bone stock Sentra you've been daily driving for the last month or so is now starting to have issues...
Fucking kill me
Moogs my dog was killed
Is it chow mein now?
Boy, and I thought I was edgy for saying "Good" after I found out Carrie Fisher died.
didnt know you had a dog. sorry about that
...I specifically remember telling you and your reaction of being unreasonably impressed by how mature and functioning that made me seem.
well i dont have the best memory
You and Kyle.