i spilled my drink
Dude, but still.
it's one extra button press
You wouldnt have if there was not so much trash around
We're all going to hell anyways.
So, what does it matter?
im just stupid drunk
anyway why do you dislike badfox
Because hes a stalker and he linked me cp
Okay stay bad then.
I had a great childhood.
I did actively shoot woodpeckers with a varmint rifle because they were bad for the pecan trees that fed an army of squirrels in the area.
Man, hearing that someone is a pedo isn't even exciting anymore.
We've lynched so many now.
I can't wait to hear your exploits in people hunting, you deranged loon.
Genji's made of paper and has to walk into close range of people like Mei and Roadhog and McCreamy, you've got to fucking jump to avoid shit. Also swift strike takes you to a spot on the ground if you're looking at it, so it becomes easier to weave swipes with swift strikes if you're jumping because you're dashing right on top of them.
Swift strike is Genji's mobility and "100% assured damage" move. You have to use it to get on top of people in and out of ult, but ESPECIALLY in your ult, because that turns him into a MELEE CHARACTER.
It resets when you get an elimination. Dash to a squishy, kill them, move onto the next one.
isn't swift strike lower damage than the blade though? ._.
how many bars of dmg does it actually do?????
Swift strike does 50 damage and dragonblade does 120 per swing. But you don't lose swings if you swift strike between swipes.
not just choosing all yuri~ puri~ characters because you are a lesbian girl irl with a very feminine penis
Tonight, Gilgamesh joins the hunt.
I feel like you would cry if someone yelled at you IRL.
so maybe like 3-4 bars left on their hp bar? to swift thru them?
i'm not a genji player, i'm not used to playing him, i only played two games of him today, so i didn't have the warmed up muscle memory yet.
but at least i tried.
Each bar is 25.
And don't just swift strike through people unless you're just finishing them. Most of the time, like I said, dash at their feet and start chopping.
If someone starts, I usually just tell them to get bent in some form and they usually just walk away and start yelling nonsensical "insults". Most of the people that try to make a scene like that are the types that just expect you to do nothing or concede. It's almost always people chimping out or dude bros since this is the south after all.
how is uou?
i spilled stuff and now i'm upset
Do not feed it after midnight.
oh okay. thx
someday i'll be able to do it.
u w u
sup with you
My dad wants me to do chores
arent you grown?
Yeah but my dad treats me like I'm 16
kick him in the nads
That seems immature
so is getting treated like a little kid
Yeah but like that's just wrong
are you scared?
Yes plus I don't think it would help any
youshould be done with them by now
June 11, 2017
(Arata Iri) Comprehensive Tovarisch_ Break Time (Part 6) [yuriproject]
(Katakura Ako) The Gypsophila's Short-Lived Calculations [yuriproject]
(Shin Yui) Sunny Rose (Yuri Hime 32) [yuriproject]
Cutie Beast ch2 [Sexy Akiba Detectives] (English)
Devil Homura and Returnee Madoka - Imgur
[EHScans] - Hakumei & Mikochi V05C31
[Grinp (Neko Toufu)] PTSD (Puella Magi Madoka Magica) [English] [ u Scanlations] [Digital]
[u Scanlations] Shoes (Kemono Friends)
(CC大阪109) [星屑ドルチェ (かやこ)] やさしく愛して (ダンガンロンパ)
(例大祭14) [ヨアケ行燈 (かうちぽてと)] Bitter sweet Green apple (東方Project)
Ich liebe Izetta
now you have more time to play online
theoretically i would
i'll also be closer to campus soon so i can use their swimming pool
but it's night time
But once I move I'll have free daytime
can you taste it?
No but these pistachios taste pretty good
i can't eat those anymore
Guten Abend Fräulein
How's it goin' revvy?
they don't taste good anymore
Some up, some down, I hate my dad
You've suffered a horrible fate, haven't you?
Getting close to being free?
dont need em
Do you have a place to stay lined up?
Uou make me crie
Yep it's a cute little place for just me
Perfect, that's going to be nice.
Studio? one bedroom?
Actually it's a little two bedroom condo but one room is for my books and etc
That is actually awesome, I am jealous.
Disregarding the fact that it's a skeleton, who buys a used sex doll?
How much did you get it for?
I'm probably going to have to put a lot of my rocks in a box somewhere in my new apartment
I'd trade my dignity for a two bedroom condo if it had a washer and dryer
I don't know. Then because no one buys used sex dolls and toys, who would even sell one?
as a joke because it's a skeleton?
dontu nya at me you silly cat
a skeleton or not
If I sell you my dignity, can I teleport it to Albuquerque?
What happened? I keep hearing things and I don't want to read.
well shit, what do I do now?
Come back to life!
Paid mods, VR fallout/doom but you can't move
Shitty hearthstone clone that no one plays
Link in Skyrim on the switch because let's sell a ten year old game for the fortieth time
And then Dishonored 2 DLC and Wolfenstein looked decent because they're not Bethesda IPs
what a fucking shit conference
What happened? Just boring?
E3 as a whole, or just this bathesda stuff people are talking about?
And here I thought I had become one.
i think they are trying paid mods again. and also nothing.
not only knows what ss13 is, but plays it
Just don't play bathesda games, then. Protest with your wallet.
That's what the EVE guys are saying, at least.
Is that a rock?!
a poke ball
well shucks, I was wrong and it wasn't a rock
and I need to remember how to format
Wait patiently until Revvy un-disappears
that's what I'll do
Sorry I was playing warframe
I never woulda guessed
I know it's so unlike me
It's your fault.
Yeah, you should get that checked out
you don't want it to get worse
I'll be fine I'm here now
I was so lonely!
I will not take the blame for this
How do I forgib?
I don't know
We might be at the end of the road, then!
No turning back anymore!
Don't question it, just let it happen
Correct me if I'm wrong, you kept talking about it enough to peak my intrest?
you people still do this?
hi revy's penis.
I will not take the blame for this
Of course we do this?
What else is there to do?
People have real lives?
Wouldn't a penis be flaccid if it were detached from the body? The blood would just fall out
why is this still happening.
i don't understand.
People want to have sex with me or something IDK
Yeah fuckers, anyone who is normal doesn't deserve to exist
I am being totally serious right now
I lost my train of thought
went completely off the rails
somewhere in the woods, I think
they were just girthy to begin with.
showers not growers.
does yours show or grow revvy?
my moneys on both.
I like playing in the woods...
i've literally been trying to have sex with you before any of these people started posting.
Will you help me find my train of thought?
I'm a fucking heart doctor and I keep fucking squeezing cause I just can't let go.
"oh hey look at these really neat game with all this stuff and yeah I know how to play it, this is how you download it, this is the best server"
Why do so many people want to touch my butt?
I'll help you look for it
I am not to blame
its probably because of the monster dong on the other side of it.
i should watch that anime some day
it'll probably be dark in there.
at least there aren't many bears this far from the mountains
No, you really shouldn't
there are many much better anime out there
That's an urban legend
I can see in the dark we'll be fine!
Damn, I was gonna say we're gonna have to hold hands to make sure we don't get separated
i still have the picture saved somewhere revy.
that wrinkle in your boxers was totally a monster dong.
I WANT TO BELIEVE.
I have already pinned you as the lead suspect.
W-well if you can't see in the dark we'll still have to hold hands...
Yeah, my eyes have trouble adjusting!
we have no choice, then
Weren't those pajama pants
more like it.
innocent until proven guilty
so popular that people even made a second season and a pile of games...
Either way I'm not as flat chested as I used to be
popular =/= good
SAO was popular with the highschool anime club demographic and those who just started watching anime. and the second season is generally thought of as not so good, even by those who like the show
did you transplant that dong meat to your tits revvy?
sup soup penis.
Eww who would want meaty tits
This is 100% all natural boob tits
post boobflesh or it didn't happen.
They're pretty smol
You have motive as well as several eye witnesses pinning you to the event.
how's your weekend been?
night you weirdos.
I've heard no testimonies
Well Johnny's gone
Their identities have been hidden.
*holds your hand*
i dun think that flies in freedom land
if it was bad it wouldn't sell as good as it did.
Star Wars the Phatom Menace grossed 1 billion dollars.
You cannot tread on their freedom to remain hidden.
WOW YOU TRIED
no step on snek jack for the Torch when
I totally understood whatever it was you were talking about.
Put the lotion on the skin or else it gets the hose again
no step on snek flag
it's flown as a union jack on ships
torch is a ship
usa=world, so might as well use usa flags
torch=no step on snek flag
People touch my freedom too much.
i've not been to upside-down land but leaving would probably help
is this a good song
or am i just really high and enjoying shit
Definitely the latter.
if I'd have only listened to the first 40 seconds i would have thought so too but after listening to it fully im actually kind of genuinely on the line about this one
Not my genre.
It's meh at best
wat do you listen to ?
what do you enjoy?
it had kewl jedis an stuff
Numerous "All Star" remixes these days.
It turns into a barren wasteland a little more everyday.
Fast stuff when I need fast stuff
Orchestral/cinematic stuff sometimes
A group of which I do not know how to describe, similar to 'old new' Manson
I also like 'classic' (80's mostly) rock, but do not listen to it of my own accord
Sail north to kiwi land
New Zealand is to the East.
mfw I've always thought papua new guinea was kiwi land
That is where I get them from.
THE JOKE WAS THAT ITS NOT A JOKE
It's because nobody cares about what happens below the equator
So you have had the pleasure as well.
I don't talk to neru about music anymore
It cannot be helped.
Why is that?
At least it's first world in your bit
South america would fucking suck
because i want to talk about music
I built a thing in Rust
Neru is... special
how about you calm down bully
Yeah, take that Peru.
I'm not bullying anyone tho
idk how 2 talk 2 u
leave the sunflower alone
No one does. I have been very lonely in my isolated tower of indecipherable speech.
I want to eat its seeds
COLBERT THAT IS EXTREMELY LEWD
Is it? Only if you construe it as such
when i talk to you i feel like im in the sims and somebody built me a nice homeley mansion with nice stuff in it but they didnt build any dooors and then they dropped my in a swim pool without a ladder in it and went to go grab some pizza bites
I'm pretty sure if you bully Neru you go straight to Hell
no i undestaand you want nerus cum in your mouth
your words not mine
there's a special place in hell for people like that actually
You would have made good friends with Luis Buñuel.
I did not use those words.
more about huehues
dar pls your references are too far above my head
Tell me what it's like
7/11's should be able to get liquor licenses easily
I would but.....
I'm nt a bully....
Depends on location.
u bullied me and said I was a nerd
they would destroy competition in th ebible belt at the veyr least
mikes hard lemonade is .08
im not drinking 1/4 of agallon of that shit to get plastered
it's not bullying if it's the truth, nerd
nicest poster colbear
poster with most potential bard
most predatory poster darwin
in thread @least
One ugly muddafugga.
I LEFT MY WHISKEY AT MY PARENTS HOUSE
MAN I SPENT $13 ON 4 TALL CANS OF PUSSY DRINK
SEND HARD BOOZE
bard has more potential than me
nico nico nii
you're already blooming like a delicate hairy cherr blossom
KILL ME, COME ON
I knew you would get it.
I am the only one that really gets you.
I will cut you
ur getting old old man
cut the back hair
actually don't, it's good for you
You don't want that pussy shit?
You want that dick shit instead?
is she kill
Nigger we are like a few years apart
I AM GENUINELY UPSET.
nani the fuck is dick shit
like in alcohol terms?
das boot or someshit?
give me some bacardi 151 or some fucking patrone
Not to the point where you can recognize me when we meet.
Or do we?
sudden urge to play WoW arenas
colbs you're secretly my best friend and you know it
we formed a bond after I discovered you on the morning after the bad acid trip
no i was born in 96 : 3 im still a yougun
Too late, I'm already wise to you
That sounds very gay, what Grim wrote.
That sounds very gay, what you wrote
I was born in 93, soooo....
You forget that Bard is perpetually 16.
its only gay if you WANT IT to be gay
hence why he has the most potential
mfw I'm younger than Bard
But I've remembered how fun dots are
will u buy me cigarettes they keep trying 2 card me
me on the left you on the right
play with clockwork
2 birds 1 stone
LOL NO GIT FUCKED
He'd have shit ping and prolly doesn't wanna play
Also 9/10 chance he'd be a 1k shitter
cum get us big bois
I changed my mind you should go in on arenas deep.
Every night. For long periods of time. Maybe even all night.
You could get a mount or something.
But I don't even have feldrake
300k is too much
I have made a monkey-thing with robotic limbs and a monkey-thing with no limbs.
That doesn't even have anything to do with Arenas
Go get sucked into a fun game you enjoy that has regional servers and accounts
But it takes so much time
Science, my dude.
It's not like you have anything important to do
Should I join as civi or sec?
I mean, kinda depends on the definition there
I think it's a possible rogue AI. go Sec.
I want a Lord Buckethead prime minister now.
I swear to go Lex poisoned me with something.
To be honest it doesn't seem like there even is an antag
Captain left me a bag of guns and his space suit.
Also that was just an acting captain
He thinks I'm right about the AI.
but for real the AI hasn't done shit that I've seen
I'm packing doe
I've locked down my lab. Anyone makes a move I'm gunning for my exo suit.