super duper kewl link
my fave is the: singularity nanox
i could listen to that one for ages!!!
super duper kewl link
my fave is the: singularity nanox
i could listen to that one for ages!!!
Does Luka play OW
saw that half an hour ago
I bet he's straight too.
only gay cucks would fall for that img lol
ur a gay cuck
im NOT GAY
I'm so cuh-razy~!
On a scale from "Anunnaki spliced their DNA with great apes to create human slaves to rebuild their crashed mothership and eventually become bio-fuel for it to take back off into space so they can continue their galactic conquest" and "I sometimes wear mismatched socks on accident. I'm such a card!", how crazy would ya say you are?
I'd say I am precisely, with a literally obsessive exactness, between the two.
Hey, is IS exactly half. How'd ya do that?
I killed a couple old ladies in order to bump it up slightly.
Hey Sabbyru - how's life treating ya?
I'm a little sad that both my grandmas were mysteriously murdered last night, but what can I do about it, ya know? Other than that, life's treating me with the same capriciousness it does most folks, I s'pose.
That is quite a pretty way of putting it. Might need to borrow it some time.
did trump tweet a neru
Be sure to credit me every time! If you say it aloud, you must then quickly mutter "Sabrinaisms Ltd. Used with Permission".
Trump fell asleep on the potty mid-auto-correct and accidentally trolled a generation.
Sure thing, buttacup~ ♥
Ihave never used autocorrect before what is this magic I hear of
But because I like ya so much, you can use it royalty-free.
Aaanyway, doing anything fun today?
Your phone's manufacturer employs indentured linguistics majors who monitor your phone and offer spelling corrections and alternative words in real time as you type. They operate in awful conditions (worse than iPhone factories!) and someone really ought to do something about it.
Trying to get back into gamedev (with minimal results). Even with stimulant medication faffing around is way too much fun.
Aw, hey! Long time no see. How ya doin'?
Maybe you could make a game about faffing. Faff Simulator! The Faff and the Furious!
so t9 is not good enough anymore ?
For the first time in a long while, I'm alright.
How about you?
That sounds like the most chill sandbox game ever.
Go to bed.
i just woke up
We should have awful turbo sperg-lord internet sex and then awkwardly exchange greetings for a long ass time after.
i dont know how to cyber.
Me neither. It'll be gloriously terrible.
send me your butt hole so i can fap already
Go back to bed.
While I am enthralled by your desire to have body-parts mailed to you I don't think you've thought this particular one through...
no, random canadian
ill settle for pictures
did someone say "Faggot thread"?
Yes, random Moogs.
But that would be tremendously gay.
Nobody did. No faggots allowed.
how dare you back out of this now after propositioning me
I am much better at teasing than... whatever the next step would be.
I'm hangin' in like a summer cold! Glad you're feeling better, dear. Welcome back.
You could make an app to go with it so when you're out faffing in real life, it counts toward your virtual faff.
Faffing thread. It was faffing thread.
just send the nudes
How are you not a millionaire yet?
I haven't had access to those for quite some time.
pls go directly to jail
donut pass go
donut collect 200 traps
In the words of Bill Paxton's best role, I'm not back.
However! Do you use discord?
take new ones
But that would definitely be gay.
back to tranny porn
reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee how could this happen to me!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Trust me - that is an infinitely superior fapping experience.
we could have had something uwu
Scoot, I learned a new word and I'm gonna abuse it.
I'm hopelessly addicted to betting on ponies and minor league hockey games! ♥
No, I use this cord.
Sorry, sorry. No, I've never used that. Is it like Steam?
How's DooPytoop doing today~?
Uh, minus having games on it.
It's much more akin to like if skype and vent had a weird baby.
hey random canadian
Isnt it an old word? or what... hey... I had CRAWFISH!!!!!!!
Met with frens, had fren time, having chill time at home, good times
pls donut b sad
Aw, nuts, that's how it always goes.
Trying to make vidya. Failing. Average times.
you gonna do great
Discord seems like a good name for such an abomination. Should I sign up?
Doober, boil 'em alive and soak 'em in hot sauce!
If someone makes a tragic biopic about me, I would like to be portrayed by Deborah Ann Woll.
when I lie in bed and my blinds are slamming because of the window and wind and is window named after wind but when it slams in the wind and keeps me awake after I woke up but want to sleep more I get so irrationally angry that I could tear a pup apart with my teeth alone
I'd say to! Then again, I could be partially saying that out of selfish motives.
Since I would be on it more than steam and could say hey now and then a bit more~
You're gonna do yourself a concern if you continue, Mooglen.
I'm gonna get bumraped by Japaneses for stealing their ideas.
I was gonna go with Margot Robbie...
I had em deep fried and in a sammich :3
Is that necessarily a bad thing
Diane, an old friend has gotten back in touch and has requested I communicate via top secret means. I very much want to keep in contact. I will, of course, keep the Bureau appraised of all communications relevant to the case. Also, I've had the most wonderful cherry pie at a rest stop on Old Highway 9. Remind me describe it to you at our next meeting.
She could play you! :D
Yay! Po boys are so good! I need to have one soon. It's been ages.
I will do just that! I have to be going for now, see you later gator!
Man it was so tasty
admitedly i was a little aggrieved
we wen to my old uni campus to our old "local"
theyve done it out
it is no longer the grubby rock pub i loved, but some craft ale selling hipster paradise.
But, the craft ale was good... i have to ashamedly admit.
What is po?
Bye for now! It was good seein' ya again.
It's always a little sad when a place you remember so fondly turns into a sleek new something or other. My hometown is kinda "modernizing" too, though a few institutions have been left largely untouched.
A Po' Boy is a sandwich with fried seafood on it here in the States. Good comfort food!
Thats what it was!!!! :O
it was so tasty ^^
Last time I went back home, there was a Starbucks. It's so weird! We used to be a sleepy little dirt town!
I know right? my uni town is known for being an old docking/steel town, and when I went to uni the buidlings were all haphazardly dotted around a central area... theyve now...7 years on... built around it so it now looks like a fully fledged campus :O
american style... my dirty pubs are now clean whistle garbotronic vegan hubs
Ya dun got gentrified, scooba.
Hey, I gotta take off for a while. Have a fantastic day, and I'll bug ya later. ♥
Have a fun time! keep safe
implying I could let someone I wanna fug play myself
Toodles, dork. ♥
Oh shit, did this thread fuckin' die?
tears dont fall
am I here to revive ded bred
I have arisen from nap nap
Arabic won't appear here.
I need more games
diablo 2 crashes
can't open any new websites
can't open any folders
can't open task manager to shut it the fuck down
WINDOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWWSSSSSSSS IS SUCH A WONDERFUL THIIIIIIING
switched between 6 games in the last couple hours
can't decide on something to obsess over for several hours
man, who fucking need 6-8 hours of sleep anyway
the obvious answer is dark souls
Whatever it is, keep track of how many hours you're doing it for.
too lazy to do that shit
Have you tried efficient laziness?
efficiency is the combination between laziness and impatience
I will go nap.
You should never go full lazy.
Is Dusty or Goggles the bottom?
Running right now; join on me.
He lives in on the bottom half of Terra, so I'd say him
No, it's him
Upside Down World Map
Universal orientation is subjective.
I'll orient your universe
You're supposed to be dead.
do australians get their mapsprinted like that
canada is not the size of russia is it
or greenland of africa
The earth isn't a flat image either.
Did you fail geography?
isnt russia the size of the moon or something
I died this weekend but then came back to life
Ihave seen flat images where stuff had reasonable scale from what I have been told
that one looks like an australian circlejerk even considering most maps are western circlejerks for some definitions of western
Dude, I dunno. Maybe.
I just googled upside down map and posted the first one I saw.
I hooked up with some suicidal loli at the con after she got pissed at my friend for ditching her
Shit was great
I ended up ditching her too cause she was bringing up suicide so much and it was triggering me cause she was just doing it for the attention
I went out with a girl like that once, I stopped talking to her because she had too much emotional baggage stuff.
I died this weekend but then stayed dead
Should've just told her to kill herself.
Jesus, I would never date a girl like that man
The good thing is that she made up with my friend Manny and they're back to being all lovey dovey
She straight up ignores me now though lmao
We were at some room party later that night and she was like "I WANNA KILL MYSELF" some savage ass gay white tripfag from /cgl/ called Beanie was like "Then why don't you actually fucking do it then"
Then everyone was like OHHHHHHHHHH
Someone else already told her
Man she was such a buzzkill though
Post merch you nerd
Should've bullied her into actually doing it tbh.
He really needs to stop doting on these crazy bitches man
We all warned him not to stick his dick in crazy but he won't listen
He's going to AX with her too lmao
Did you see Manny's livestream of the pancake photo shoot?
Man that shit was crazy
I was at Brandon's place with Isla at the tine, shit was nuts
Oh shit, nice! You guys get fucked up?
kono hentai af
So when are you getting the pillow for the daki anyways?
Ofc. Isla was a fucking wreck lmao
Good, Chino is garbo anyways lmao
Are you still watching clockwork planet?
I dropped the shit out of that
I'm actually really behind on anime after the con happened
I could imagine how she gets after ALA this year
Did she trigger Brandon by making a bunch of noise at night?
I need to start planning AX tbh
Oh yeah dude, you missed it
Kon rolled through after he got off work at like 1am and we got fucked up with him
He's doing good man, lost so much weight too
He also 420 blazes it now too
I'd post the pic of Kon getting shrekt but my phone charger ripped and that was the only type C charger I have REEEEEEEEEEEEE
So my phone is dead rn
I don't know who to room with
Manny's getting a 5 star room but is kinda charging alot and the suicidal chick is gonna be there so Im like ehhhhh
Me, Sam, and Chovie wanna get a room at the Westin but I think they are all taken lol
He still working at the sandwich shop?
I'll pitch in, keep me in the loop mang. I got the big money these days ya know
Chino is garbo anyways
You wish it was her.
I am, yeah.
Nah man, Kon is also big ballin these days too
He works at the Casino now
Dude rolled up in a dress shirt and a tie too lol
I'll let you know, though most likely I will make a fb group and we'll all make plans from there
You wish it was her.
Wow what a liar
Did I say it was Chino?
I remember saying I saw a Chino one.
It was sold out when I went to buy it after :^)
WTF are the degenerate weeb trash making her do
Nice, glad he's doing well
Pls don't do groups I hate that shit, just message me
he doesn't know what ASMR is
That video just reeks of forever alone.
Knowing you you probably got an Illya one
How's it feel being official weeaboo trash
The smell kinda turns me on
lol why are you so anti social
I'm not antisocial, it's just that those fucking group chats move a million miles a minute because none of you losers have normal fucking jobs
OH I ALREADY KNOW WHICH ONE IT IS
Well excuse me
I guess my 6am to 2:30pm job is not normal enough for you
No, it's fucking not
You're older than me jesus
Only perverts know what it is... So uhh.. what's ASMR? ^^;
purple one with the bell
Kon says Ive aged so fucking much since he's last seen me
Kinda made me realize Im getting old
There's this "Sleeping with louise" Zero no Tsukaima ASMR auido clip I found years ago and it's pretty great listening to it with headphones on
i know what it is but why are we making such a innocent seiyuu do lewd things
You're kinda running your body into the ground yo
hihi doumo emma dess
Cause I know you bby girl
Yeah, me and Kon sat down and talked for like hours till like 8am
sleeping with digital girls
Nice, miss that nigga
Mad kawaii tho
Is it super lewd on the other side?
You already know
colbs get on rs and meet me in the GE
I am playing POKEMON
Don't get it all crusty
I have money for you
I don't need money nigga
NIGGA IM PAYING YOU BACK FOR THE STARTING MONEY TAKE IT
Its barely 9:30 and I'm already so tired
Kinda wanna sleep
I'M REKKING KIDS WITH MEGA PIDGEOT
Showdown is being ddos'd or some shit lol, logging in
That better not be you boi
I love jian yang
wait so you were away on weebfunthings?
tfw tons of games but nothing to play
I want a Chino daki
i want a daki
tfw only a handful of games but I want to play them all
A Mercy one probably huh
Math homework I have been putting off.
Who needs a handful when you have tricky towers...
eh.... maybe not something as plain as that.
A Subtle daki!
what's that? ._.
Seems like a problem.
Just got done hanging out with my friends and now i'm pretty sleepy.
Cute I think.
how do i win?
show me what it might look like
I took an ill-advised mid-day nap a bit ago so I will be up for awhile.
How was hang-out time?
You have to give me a kiss again to win.
It was exhausting.
Sounds like most social interactions.
I had a three and a half hour job interview today that took all the energy from me.
Why did it take so long ?
spend an hour cleaning my controller because one button was a bit sticky
press it asnd it's silky smooth
I bet you're already starting to feel less bored though.
Because he kept talking forever. And we did the follow-up interview that he's supposed to do over the phone later if he's interested in me while there. Mostly he just talked though. He showed me his steam-punk goggles he keeps around and talked about DnD and pathfinder for awhile. Told me his story about how he came to work at the store and rise to manager.
Preached some daoism to me.
It was thoroughly exhausting.
yeah...... at least i have threads to wake up to.
Is it like some DnD shop ?
At least I have Luka to wake up to....
what DnD shop?
I miss linked the first link.
How big is it ?
Pretty small really. The job looks fairly easy and the shifts are mostly solo shifts so I won't have to deal with co-workers much which will be nice. It's also like really close to my house which is a bonus.
i dont want school
The second one was for you though.
Sounds pretty neat.
Have you had a job before ?
I woke up earliet doyat and Iam deja asleep
I worked for fed-ex for a summer, and worked for my mom off and on for years. This'll be the first one I'm really on my own though.
I have to start studying up on dildos.
The manager is pretty funny, he named all the places in the store. There's cock island, backdoor corner, lingerie beach, pocket-pussy plaza.
just sitting here boredly looking through steam recommendations, and not seeing much of anything too interesting on my wishlist.
I'm to tired to exist.
I hope my 10 posts are enough for one day.
Na na na na na na na na na na, Batman.
d-d-dar-win dar-w-dar-dar win
Do not summon him, he will just come and judge me for posting.
Your tempo is completely off beat.
but I want to talk to one of my buddies ;~:
I-I can be your buddy.
tfw i meet somebody new
Post more morgana
how you doin?
who? I'm posting pics of myself
Tired. Had long job interview today. Need to do math that I've put off for way too long. Head kinda hurts for some reason.
*stalking, hunting silently in the bushes*
post more of yourself
um i should prollybe asleep
had a pretty longday myself. now i'm watching youtube and stuff
when do you sleep?
I took a nap earlier, so I will sleep super late then get up early for class. I do not really sleep very much, I should get more.
youshould it's good for you
I tend to just sit on my phone for hours in bed while trying to sleep.
that's what i do too
I'm sushi irl.
It's the best way to do it.
I get bored trying to sleep if I don't have phone.;
I'm my own favorite food.
You're also mine.
I lost my shit
Best eaten raw?
I need noise or something to distract me or i just toss and turn all night
Should probably get more fiber and less Mexican/Indian food.
My sentiments exactly. Though sometimes I will sit there and read manga all night and that does not help me sleep.
Don't assume species and gender, pls.
giving me attention is the best way to spend the night anyways
not that it would matter to me
It is enjoyable. You were one of the ones I missed while I was gone.
everything big and living has a warm hole
both of those types of food are disgusting
I always just assumed you were the type to always just want to be on the receiving end, no offense.
You're probably not the first person to stick their dick in sushi.
can't breath and i spilled cereal in my bed ;~;
Because you are a cool cat.
i like everything
sushi isnt alive you mong
are you drunk again
Eat American food only.
So "Italian", "Chinese", "TexMex", and hamburgers.
I'm alive and I'm sushi/attackhelicopter
that sounds weird
I guess it's because you have a boyfriend who's the more traditional male type that makes me think that.
You'd stick your dick in my jet engine?
we're two manly bisexual men
But my exhaust vents from there...
not right now it dont
i was gonna take advantage
You're basically the house bitch, right?
You'll be sorry once you turn me on and I spool up.
why do i gotta be drunk for that?
hurts so good
very true. send nudes
It's okay to be weird.
For some reason, it just makes me think of those effeminate "stay at home dads" that I really can't understand. At that point, you're just being lazy while your wife supports you.
i am on psychoactives and wear women's clothing.
im not posting that here
Oh hey, Ui.
i'll think about it
i already have you
It is suffering.
i could barely stand one
They tell too many gay jokes inferring that I would end up a faggot.
You mean implying.
Haven't you already?
you kind of are tho
I am not.
I'm going to kill myself soon.
Yeah, me too.
I'm going to go try to take another depression-fueled nap.
I wanna be like Howard Scott Warshaw and (almost) single-handedly kill the gaming industry.
wait come back
How about you just post nudes? <4
Single-handedly kill yourself.
Nice to see you, too, Dildomash.
I wish you would take your own advice
Harley lewds will do then.
I see our wordplay is as terrible as ever.
I don't have any saved.
All wordplay is terrible, Tsuchi. How've you been?
I don't like having lewd images of my non-lewd avatars.
I take solace in the fact you'll be another Detroit statistic soon enough.
Fairly well. Just bored the moment but that'll be resolved Monday.
I don't live in detroit retard
Thankfully, it's not just contained to Detroit.