Will always miss you Greg.
Always miss you Greg
save me from this heat
Eat a peach
whenever Iam about to put away my heating fan
this stuff happens
uuu I feel like pastry but I have none
wanna go swimming?
I'll sabe you
my giant water spirit looking ass swimming around other eople
I'll spare people the PTSD from looking at me
At least he's self aware.
even though I could fail
Played vs someone named Animus in HOTs and ruined them.
It's probably based of the actual word or the boss in WoW.
Didn't know it was a boss in wow.
Where IS grimm?
Oh, herro~ <3
Save me from this cold wasteland.
Save him from the nothing he's become.
mfw people actually live in the southern hemisphere
Also I won a fidget spinning thing in a raffle. I don't know what the hype is.
STATE YOUR NAME
RIFK ALL DAY
What sort of raffle has such shitty gifts?
And the vision that was planted still remains.
A school fair.
How old are you?
also watching twin peaks
At Least you don't make those weird grunting sounds that squash does.
will depends how tight you are
not sure I've seent it
will depends how tight you are
vodka helps ;3
That's not what I meant.
Fire Walk With Me is haunting.
what did you mean
OS GUI's were a mistake
Stop breaking stuff.
I have done nothing wrong
Unfortunately all of my software thinks everything I could do is wrong, and attempts to limit me
Figure it out, nerd.
I bought more shit for my keychain last night
I need to stop this before it gets out of hand
lol hobbies, amirite?
what's your keychain?
The thing that holds my keys?
I'm asking more about the implication that it's out of hand/what you already have on that sucker.
WHERE CLOCKWORK WENT.
Oh, well I don't have much on it now but it will get out of hand if I keep going. Right now I have Gengar, Mega Gengar and his mega stone on it and a Soraka charm
Buy me things.
<3 how's it been?
Buy them for yourself, old man. Also Guardians 2 was definitely worth using part of my gift card on
I CAN'T HELP IT I WAS BORN THIS WAY
Pretty good, been hanging out with people more than usual lately. You?
My Canadian welfare check has yet to arrive.
Did you find the ending to be moving?
I'm right here.
That's good, mang!
I've been doing sort of the same. Shit's getting expense lol
hey what mira blah blah are you?
I always though that you and Aush0k were star crossed lovers.
SHUT THE FUCK GIMME BERN OR 2TBPS
*teleports behind you*
I don't know what that means.
I did, yeah. They tied all the characters together really nicely, I like James Gunn's direction a lot
Right? I worked 4 hours overtime this Monday and am now kinda regretting it but money man
I could try to message him, but he is never coming here.
I want some overtime :/
There was an appalling lack of Stallone; that is my major problem with it.
ty ty I'll be here all week.
Where else would you be?
My work offers tons of it, but fuck if I want to stay in that depressing hole longer than I have to
Well according to the nerd shit I read about the Marvel universe, he has a good chance of returning in future movies so there's that
HE WILL BE DEAD BY THEN
Murdered and left for dead. But I am not that lucky.
Again I thought you would have gotten along.
I miss Bern the real Bern.
HE'S A SURVIVOR, DAMN IT. HE'S THE BEST AROUND.
just start applying elsewhere. nobody says you can't shop around while you have a job already. it's a lot less stressful that way and you can be picky^^
Kill me first, and I will kill you.
Was there such a thing as a real Bern?
His luck is running out.
Eh, it's a decent enough career if I stick with it. Besides, most of the headache comes from the fact that I'm basically in the entry level of the career where we're dealing with mundane nonsense. I'm told I have a lot of talent so I don't expect to be stuck where I am for long
Yeah a fag on cape cod. I had raidchan street OPS confirm it.
I kind of wonder if he'll just show up in some coked up haze.
Nah it has been confirmed that he not afford a 40 bag.
that would be rad
My prayer is a little rusty. Ever since I unleashed that demon, I have tried to stay out of trouble.
Find his phone number and give him a call.
spoof it. NUMBER INDEXER.
better to show up at a doorstep.
Or double dragon gooka
Maybe he'll go the same way as Ui.
Showing up at his doorstep is something I wish to avoid, unless he shaves.
THAT U DARVAN
You probably just said it backwards is all
My name is Jeff.
I meant more the incoherence and ranting about seeing demons and Jesus and being dead for days but totally coming back and whatever else weird druggie banter.
The "N" word gave me some trouble, but I think I recited it the way it was written... more or less.
i miss I MISS DARVAN1 EASTLOS BURG AND GOOKA
AND FUCK YOU CLOCKWORK
BITCH ASS LITTLE AUSSIE WHO NEVER PUT IN WORK
gimme back darvan
oh, right. That.
Klaatu Barada neckbeard.
DARVAN GIMME MUSIC
more butthole pics
that's really the only one lmao
if there are more like that it was from when I was all bound up and so not on my phone or computer.
Just remember that the abyss stares back at you.
downloading the dom wads again
I know the multiplayer meme game modes are likely dead but I can hope
sry, m9 :/
I have *gf's name*'s slut carved into my back, maybe I can get a pic of that :p
holy shit though the platforming maps made me pop some veins though
there are no tits or ass on your back
WAIT ELMA STOP DOING DOPE
Could you please stop beating a dead, non-existent horse already?.
Annnd they're leaving now.
DO NOT GAZE INTO THE ABYSS IS WHAT I'M SAYING.
bit late now
DOOT DOOT MOTHERFUCKER
Yes. I watched so many people go into the ground with a spike in their arm but I will be quiet now.
May you retain your sanity after such an event.
there is a reason im on so many psych meds
You are missing the point entirely.
He hasn't done heroin in the entire time you've known her so there was never anything to "warn" them of since they already gave it up.
Who's this green gremlin?
Best girl, obviously. The only avatar fit for yours truly~
There's probably someone in some psych ward with schizophrenia that probably does think a bunch of literal assholes are staring at them.
I am now more disturbed with this realization.
There's no revision but okay.
Enjoy whatever babble you're on about.
I just realized I said all three in that post: he/her/they/them.
i think you're a little warped yourself there
That's exactly what I was giggling about lol
Elma you never took junk?
A transsexual maid who wields pistols akimbo and protects the princess.
I am perfectly sane.
I should've just went with xir.
okay butt hole man
no please x_x
Shoot two niggas once.
Shoot one nigga twice.
That seems somewhat racist :/
There has to be a schizophrenic out there who thinks buttholes are out to get him and/or are the Illuminati.
I was apologize for offending xir feelings.
sounds like heaven
holy shit brutal doom is fun
Just makes you wonder what sort of trauma s/he could have had to end up with such psychosis.
so you'll use that but not her? what a douche
What? No. I'm joking.
The jumbled pronouns in was because I just didn't think about it as I typed, not intentional choice.
I know you are.
anybody watching american gods?
Don't give me that look, you little shit.
Why would I watch myself?
I have the channel and been meaning to marathon what's aired.
its pretty good.
I'll marathon it this weekend with someone.
do you know what its about
Yeah, I've read the book in middle school.
Why are you sad to be called a huge shit but more than thrilled to be called a little shit?
youll like the changes they've made
elma c'mere and succ I'm bored as fucc
fish post butthole
bumps against you (((accidentally)))
fix it alreadyy
ywn be cool
Something tells me you mean temperature, not social standing.
im so bored now
More than half an hour now.
ICAN NOT HELP IT
I know someone who is on his way to Norway currently. My mistake was not asking him to find you and hurt you.
okai oaki I will go
no I 100% meant social standing
ywn fall asleep in someone's arms
play ss13 to make you unbored
I had to put away some stuffs
talk about how I'm lonely as shit in highschool
get called an attention whore and laughed at by all the cool girls
Yes, yes, GOOD.
It ain't easy, bein' cheesy.
tfw your entire social life in high school was destroyed by one of your friends turning into a magnanimous cunt and become one of the popular kids
Snake girls are probably the worst kind of monster girl.
tfw he punched you in the face and you got suspended for swearing and yelling at him while he gets off scott free and everyone laughs at you
All of them are execrable.
YOU TAKE THAT BACK
is great game
It's like a medusa.
But for my dick.
tfw when wasn't an obese piece of human trash and enjoyed high school
just play doft fort
You just think that about all girls.
And what if I don't ?
I was a heavty lifter in highschool and was actually pretty well built... until I became a tranny and being jacked wasn't appropriate
This is not a good opinion.
I kinda miss it.
The one you are posting is lovely.
tfw went to three different high schools
got my shit kicked in one
actually had friends in one
knew literally no one till I graduated in another
Hmm. That sounds dangerous.
Thats why I post her.
Unless you also have snake pubes.
tfw got the shit kicked out of me in middle school and late elementary school
kids from small towns are literal demons I s2g
Then this happens during coitus.
Huh, that's funny, because the one I got into the most confrontations in was in a small town. Some of the weirdest fucking people there.
When I moved people were more normal, maybe there's some real legitimacy to this. Really makes me think...
Ditto. And ss13 is best game, literally nothing wrong with it.
man, i need this in my life
End him rightly.
tournament won by a bald bearded nord
why am i not surprised?
I don't actually know what it's about, I'm just making it up.
haha! I get your popular reference !
i might be moving to somewhere with an actual longsword club at some point soonish
You place a spessman on a spess station
As you try to understand what's going on, the station goes to hell
Then you die, and do it again
Eventually, you're doing your actual job before, during, and after the going to hell bit
And hopefully not dying too much
Is that full contact or what ?
autistic vidya mafia, in SPACE
its basically a bunch of goths that get together and fight in the local church yard from what i hear, so i dunno how good itll actually be. still, itll be nice to have someone other than my bf to go against, might have to actually start working from a manual.
Live. die. repeat.
whoa nice IRONIC MEMES
but in space, which makes everything 10000% better
this is an in-game lobby song
That sounds awful and extremely autistic.
It will be like this.
Irong shid posding
this is possibly the best thing I've seen in years
Roxas' pants too
if theyre using steel i doubt theyll be complete autists. theres only so many injuries those kinds of people will tolerate before they go back to videogames or something.
I've almost died a few times.
I'm no stranger to pain.
well hopefully none of them will be retards and use nail tipped or even worse, fucking rubber capped swords and attempt to thrust with them, that legit results in hospital visits when the shittily made feders eventually snap and they thrust a broken blade through someone.
People get hurt when sword fighting.
fuck me some of these commentators are bad
yes, they do
On an irrelevant topic, I think we should find a new game mode as some point. The ones we've done recently seem very broken.
Who would of thought ?
I agree. But most missions are built in-house. I can do this, but it has the disadvantage of I know what will happen. The easiest way to remedy this is that I make no executive decisions, which is easier with more players. I can begin work on a campaign now if you have a theme though.
No, I don't want you to go do something that big. I mean, we can just search online a bit more.
I don't mind/sometimes enjoy it. If you find something though, let me know.
Liberation was really fun when the others are on, and the difficulty is messed up.
burnt myself with a cigarette
Smoking's gross girl.
state is so hot to the point where bandaids can't even fucking stick to you
at 3 in the fucking morning when it SHOULD be cold
Snakes like heat, do they not?
snakes are cold-blooded you daft cunt
stop calling people daft
cold-blooded things need heat to live
I am no snake expert, turn on the ac if you're going to whine about the heat~
You definitely failed biology.
:( i want ac
It's only 81 right now, why are you bitching this hard? I can't wait till it's mid June and it's 100 degrees outside, at 2 in the morning.
I love this states weather, it weeds out the weak come summertime.
Turn on a fan, yo.
its too small
Then move into a place with it.
Well, at least it is still a breeze?
yeah, i have it right against my back
luckily its still dark out for a few more hours
Should get to bed while it's still dark out.
but i just woke up
its better to start sleeping as the sun is rising cuz it still takes time to heat everything up and that way you can make the most of when its dark out
Where's all the morning wood at~?
died hours ago
Which Canadanon is it~?
The best one, babe~
L-lightsabers? is it yew?
Wow, you are such a fag!
she's soo pretty~
Just tell me who you areeeeeeeeeeeeee
Also why you up so early?
I ate SO MUCH Taco Bell last night lmao
Almost done with my Diablo3 Wizard finally.
being lazy and not doing what ive been meaning to do
post your phat girldonger
oooh don't be a lazy douche kthx <3
Eva, you dork.
saw the bf to work today all the way to the outskirts of town then took a walk round market, just felt like putting my feet up after that. i need to get out more.
that time when elma thought you had a massive dick but didn't realize it was just a really close picture
I believe the words were "it's like a fucking water bottle"
Oooh! I didn't know you were still around. How goes it?
Going out is fun! I went to this little beach town with the gf for the shoppes in a little dress and high wedges and it was great <3 *hugs self*
lmao that sounds accurate actually haha
I'm not but am. It goes oki.
How goes it for you?
it was this one
Life is good, m8. It's honestly really bizarre being happy.
Bizarre or not, hope you keep up that feeling, babe~
I miss not being as fat and when I had longer hair
never should have cut it, it'd be down to my ass by now
the real turning line between being chubby and being fat is when it hits your face
y-you too eba~
Why'd you cut it? Did you pull a Britney Spears?
I want mine down to my belly button-ish, but I gotta trim muh ends, and a bunch of other shit at somepoint soon. Ugh. Girlstuff's so expense :p
a little dress? sounds lewd
nah it'd been over bleached and needed to be cut since it was split end as fuck
now I know better and I only use semi-permanent hair dyes so I never need to bleach one part of my hair twice
I mean it was WAY littler with the shoes lol
I thought I showed you that one.
ooooh. Yeah, my ends are getting gnarly :(
I just don't wanna spend a zillion on getting my hair did at the moment.
I do all of my hair dying myseld, last time I had it professionally done was when I was 18 (birthday actually) and I got it dyed bubblegum pink
it took 6 hours because my hair was black to start with and the bleaching took forever and my hair was already pretty long
I literally fell asleep during it
you may have, i dont recall
that is pretty shortish, i imagine it would have been even better with the heels
yuh it was hawtu. I wasnt wearing the corset out though, that was for funsies after we got home and probably would have been near impossible haha
post shower pics
yeah, i imagine that would get uncomfortable after a while
is that the shortest dress youve gone out in?
happy belated b-day
Yes, so far. I'm still getting used to so much exposed skin for summer.
Like short shorts are p. rad, but dresses are wayyyy better ;3
shorts dont have room for a breeze between the legs either
man that shower got me feeling much better
gotta wait an hour til I can call my lawyers and see if there's any update with my SSI case
what's up with u elmoo?
True, true. But sometimes you just can't wear a dress to EVERYTHING.
but I can sure damn try
idk just been posting my newer pics at people the last couple days cause I've been feeling really needy for validation while I'm not with the gf. It's sad lol
Else-wise... smoking a bong rn lol
we need to go smaller
I just bought this one
thats legit cute
gonna wear it with fishnets and big boots?
idk yet :p
I've really started getting into like fashion/high fashion shit.
im not being silly, i mean its neat
i know nothing about fashion
Some of it's wacky, but it's really cool^^
especially the piss take stuff that shows off more than it ides
Only 12 pages but it was enough somehow
whatchu up to?
it's just a pic of a panda crying
Not a lotta. You?
its okay the panda was crying for the wilting flower. its nothing serious
listening to calming asmr on youtube while breathing slowly and staring at this thread blankly dreading how warm the day might get today. And not thinking about anything, and feeling lonely and bored and bored and tired of most games, and not feeling up to watching anything and and and.......
i dunno ._.
give panda nice things...
that feel when you need to fap so you just watch your gf's porn on the internet.
a random korean or chinese lady playing with her fancy HD ear microphone thingy
Cute, later I'll link you a gud one.
i like nice sounding ones!