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Rolling for dick size.
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Welp, time to take a hit
rolling for bedtime pls come quicker
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bend over, kamuu
u rolled max thingy!
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But you were here:
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Poster below is gonna get the sm4sh.
I can't wait till the government cucks itself so I can roll in with my big fat dick.
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I'll get that ass pregnant.
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Sorry, bored, don't wanna get dressed and ready.
Discord killed Holla Forums
Time for me to RAISE THE TEMPLE
Nvm, gotta go, will do some weird shit later.
DEAD JA VU
If you don't call someone their preferred pronouns in Canada you can go to jail.
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At least you won't break Megumin
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I meant to do that
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Gross, I gained an inch for that.
Rin if u had to fap what would you use?
gun to the back of the head
"fap or I'll shoot"
What kind of question
Don't laugh at my disgustingly not-small penis.
Nothing gets me hotter than my life partner pointing a live firearm at me.
That wasnt my intent. I was just indirectly asking for suggestions. What would you fap to?
Im your life partner? I didnt know we were that close <3
When I rarely get the inkling, I find material with a character I can project onto.
Because it's way more enjoyable to imagine myself as a fictional character than to face the fact that I'm touchering myself.
Don't flatter yourself, sweetheart.
That sounds like alot of effort :/. Ill just stick to the previous gore suggestion.
You called me sweetheart <3
previous gore suggestion
Gore is a turnoff.
Like, I guess a bit of blood can be romantic in a weird way, but actual full on gore is gross.
If its sexual in nature I'll find a way.
Soft Subtle cuddles is my fetish.
Someone buy me this.
But not really, though.
Feku's used panties
I keep falling asleep after falling
How to not low energies without coffee stuffs
Proper diet and sleep schedule.
While living as a neet
I dont have a good appetite and i just sleep whenever I'm tired
That is why you never have energy.
im eating the food of ikts people in neet form
Feku are you depres
yuh but im used 2 it
red soup water
mi instead of hu tieu
this is random asian soup
yah this doesnt taste like normal pho. i almost choked on it cuz the noodles were smaller and it felt like i was swallowing hair
Make pho pho me Ikt
*makes pho pho you*
Get a refund.
Was it oishii?
No it tasted like boogers
You taste like boogers.
but i ate it already
Hmmm, could you un-eat it?
Stop eating my boogers, then.
i dont think they take refunds on regurgitated food.
i wanna eat your boogers. i bet they would taste nice
Stop eating my pho!
Worth the try.
I'm gonna go and pretend I have an irl life brb
ill die without it tho. i barely eat enough as it is.
Iam officially summerfaf again
So we can finally play again.
Suddenly everyone is a fan of that word.
even someone like me
Darwin you should ostensibly play osu
I will ostensibly consider it.
that means nosu
Echo thinks he can get ostensibly better than me in a week.
Did he not already fail?
its over, ive finally done with coursework
ehe you three
feels good man
He ostensibly failed to be better than Subtle in a week.
I am ostensibly in love with Darwin.
How ostensibly humiliating. What will you do when he ostensibly fails to best you?
He ostensibly agreed to post a dick pic in thread so I will laugh ostensibly
so did he backpedal from cookiezi or decide to go for something harder
He said he would be better than me in a week
Ithought he said that about sublte too
Maybe if he does nothing but play.
Yeah, but then he failed that.
buttt are you a harder or easier goal than subtle
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itis clearly hard for somebody not good at mousestuff though so harder than starfctart
That was intentional, I didn't actually want him to go broke.
anybody wanna play with me? :3
*plays with nezi*
How can you find this inhuman tempo fun to play
Its time to stop shitposting there are 11 legendary OW skins
Anyone up for farming sum? Need that group XP
Gimme 10 minutes gonna grab a bite quickly
You mind playing arcade for the 9 win and the three boxes?
I already did mine but that's what I've been playing for fun anyway, the new maps are cool
Nice, its on then. Gonna get on soon
Feels good man
oh snap, I didn't realize it was you
nezi play ark with us
that one giga perched atop a rock, pretending to be batman before it swoops down and massacres the carnos
gotta make dinner for my grandma, I'll be back later
I'm pretty tame during events
Found white cat at a friends house. She was qt, also had a shower for the first timw in a week and had a change of socks.
And two days free of drugs, not because i don't have srugs either, but i just havent felt like it.
shower for the first timw in a week
Truly why Sweden is becoming brown.
I had to give up my home for syrian refugees, we allah have to make sacrifice for the greater good
If you burn a fuckton of matches next to your scented candle it smells god amazing.
when being an edgelord hits back and you get no group xp during events
Still worth it
It's the Feast of the Ascension
I'm back if you wanna group
just relax, or don't and use stimulants to boost your ability.
How do you think I could play ar10 /7 star songs
when I say relax, I mean train with the mod "relax."
Sure, lets do this
I'm proud of you Casper
Also I'm going to an anime con on Fri so I'll be sure to take lots of pics for you lol
my leg is having a muscle spasm .-.
rub the part that hurts
proud of me
fap it away
Casper, pete says hi
dark souls one with 60FPS and high res textures
didn't help :(
doesn't help leg muscle
massaging the hurty area usually helps sorry
burn it with fire
only just learning about dsfix
I hear if you kiss it, it will get better
no, bad qt
im grabbing a beer, a bath, then im off to bed
the 60 fps mode is sorta buggy.
Låt mig bo hos dig
percepts faster than the cycle time of the perceptual processor are perceived as one percept so with a cycle time of like 40ms anything faster than 25fps is perceived as continuous motion
Ijhave acceidentally been awake 17 hours awfter sleeping for 3 hours after being awake for 20 hous Isohudl really consider bed and stuffs
come play osu
makethem make official linxu version and I might
You should sleep. I just woke up after sleeping for like 12. My sleep schedule is a mess.
not sleeping 22 hours every other day
"Fucked up sleep schedule" is code for I just sleep whenever I feel like it
Sorta lazy, but sorta free spirited in a way too
noo go nag them
Shut up 10X
Soto, let's drop acid at a con together.
I want to wear a fur suite when we trip so I think I'm actually a furry.
c-can I join?
Have you actually dropped acid before?
I mean the last time I dropped acid I legit thought I was a fish and my livingroom was a river because the fan from the door felt like water rushing over me
I once took a second Tums.
come do other stuff then
That was a damn good trip until scarlet's autistic girlfriend thought egodeath would improve her life and Ui started putting on satanic shit to indulge her.
I don't remember that part I just remember leaving the universe, seeing random shapes and shit form in front of me (remember seeing my iris a lot for some reason) and then zooming back on our apartment like I was watching it from bird's eye with the roof removed and it just felt like a drug den and I had a massive panic attack because she was writhing on the ground breaking shit
Then like a fucking retard I took one of those broken pieces of glass and started lightly cutting myself once everyone was asleep.
now every time I smonk wed I get flashbacks to that trip where I was seeing random shapes n shit.
man now I wanna do acid again but only around people that aren't fucking retarded and want a bad trip
tripping at a con would be the best since everyone there's having a great time
Ihav to totobhrushb and bed now I have been up for so long
but have you done legit LSD before and not some discount acid shit?
genuine LSD a best
I will do stuff with you.
Okay, I guess not.
Wnna play osu?
you guise play tricjy toergs together
I will not do ANYTHING.
List things you are willing to do then.
neru can toofbrushh
I AM TOOFTHBUH right now in fact
best teeth animus 2019
Does he even have teeth at this point?
Lets farm the fuck out of boxes during the event
After I get home I have 4 days off tomorrow.
Its a deal then
I might get a bottle of something as well.
Hi sweetheart, how are you?
Had a pretty good run with Nezi and its past 3am so I'm off for now tho
We could kick it up tomorrow after work. I'll message ya, gotta sleep fast if I want any
GOT season 7 trailer
AND IT'S SO CLOSE
I get off around 5.
Thats pretty much the same time I'm done. Tomorrow then, bai bai