when you're craving addictives but nothing's around
Oh shit I had this tab open.
Hmm, good enough. Ups and downs and all that.
Feels like I'm wearing nothing at all
..nothing at all...
..ᶰᵒᵗʰᶦᶰᵍ ᵃᵗ ᵃᶫᶫ
y-you happen to got some on ye?
You sure are!
We need some of those giant inflatable boxing gloves. Match of the century.
Tee hee xddd :p I'm a qt trap just look at my qt succubus shirt xdd :DDD don't you just love my shirt lol it's so cute and look I'm wearing girls clothes uh oh aren't I just sooooo lewd~ gasp what do you mean I'm so cute?!! I'm s-stuttering like i-ive g-got s-serious b-brain d-d-d-d-d-damage.......... You couldn't possibly want to do something lewd to me after I just said I wanted it!!!!!! Emoticons! *~* ahhh it's so cute I'm so cute you should think I'm so cute just like a girl haha but I am a girl (male) after all what do you mean I smell like cum all girls do right????? :3 maybe you should just fuck me nao I want a duck so bad look just how much my shrived up estrogen enriched dick... I mean feminine penis ;P is bulging in my leggings^_^ they're so tight and cute and cute and cute I'm so cuuuute
~~ just cover me in your cum oh no I've got some steam notes hope they're from cute Bois oh user I'm so sad ;_; hug me I'm so smol I hope you don't hit on me..
giant inflatable boxing gloves.
Never heard of that. Sounds amazing!
This should be your fb bio
why is it always the traps that shittalk traps
Because I don't know where they hide their nads and they do so they know how to hurt eachother.
no cry toki ;;
I'd probably meet so many hot guys if I did tho
I'm not shit talking it's just hilarious pasta
I usually tuck mine between my buttcheeks. It has the additional benefit of making my butt look meatier.
not retracting into yourself like a turtle's head
Oh shit it's sabs
Soto is fuccboi prime
Also this rampant stereotyping of traps is completely accurate
f u c c b o i
we can't all have tiny retractable penises like you and i'm not going to apologise for my magnum dong
d u c k g i r l
You know you love the boi and the fucc in me
f u c c y o u
Proof of magnum dong or apologize
You should probably stop F U C C I N G B O I S then
Ask sabs to post my dick pics
So this is what it feels like when I tell people to ask Soto for my lewds
texting with a hot guy
he says something flirty
act like I didn't know he was flirting
Why is it so easy to talk about wanting to feel cum leak out of my asshole on here
But so hard in private
Because you're afraid to be a slut
sounds like you're shy or, like, not confident in yourself irl
I just had a moment, while typing a discord message, where I thought "Remember back when IM services told you whens someone was deleting text in a message?"
It made me really think about each and every message.
I liked Skypes little pencil erasing shit .
Skype does that now?
Maybe I'll start using it again.
No idea. Haven't used it in over two years.
Might still do it.
nah skype update got rid of the little pen im pretty sure
I don't remember it doing that when I first started using it.
Maybe I'm stupid.
You are, but that's besides the point.
That's pretty harsh, dude.
Not as harsh as you like your lovers to be, I'm sure?
'cos you're a dog, so you must like it ruff.
I'd love to get fucked by a dog right about now.
What you do behind closed doors is between you and the bed sheets.
And the dog.
Quick I need your guys help
Which song is better?
I am ugly
May 7, 2017
Ayakashiko Chapter 10
La Bian [Final] Ver. 3
Yuru Yuri Volume 14 Chapter 108
[Doki] New Game! - Chapter 42
[Yoshioka Sakaki (Takano Saku),Fukami Makoto] Mermaid Lovers Vol1
(C91) [110-GROOVE (イトウゆーじ)] お年頃の霊夢さんと魔理沙さん (東方Project)
Guys I finally figured it out
Luka is Emma irl
I posted my reply but it didn't go through because of the captcha
Oops, here's the proper link
Is it still SFW if it has naked tits but is otherwise wholesome?
that would be pretty funny
That dragon-maid doujin yesterday tho
yeah I'm dumb
don't give me that face
ywn be an anime
Who keeps using the old threads that I made?
Oh boy do I ever hate my family
Your Canadian bf.
I want a stock JDM AE86 ;_;
Those cars are fucking trash ikt
Soto: So how have you been man?
Mordin: I've been okay. Not posting much because I'm emotionally scarred by your bullying.
Soto: grow up, will you
Mordin is now Offline.
they probably just wanted some sweet, sweet attenshuns
Convert to Islam. He'll love you then.
Allahu ackbar, Soto.
You'll be swimming in Swedish women as their husbands watch.
Every morning when I wake up
There's a halo hanging from the corner
Of my girlfriend's four-post bed
I know it's not mine but I see
If I can use it for the weekend
Because I really want to be dead <3
I don't believe you have a girlfriend
It's totally Rosy Palmer and her five friends.
those are some real edgy lyrics revy
I'm the true me me lord of edges
sorry I stopped responding in the middle of our hot cyber session ;;
edgy, edgy revy
She wouldn't do it but her sisters will.
But yeah I've been having some serious family problems lately and it's easier to shitpost than to make a blogpost and hope you degenerates give a shit because apart from a select few idiots talking about wanting to fuck me, none of you actually like having me around
yeah, you really are..
I always liked you, we talked about magic before and I think you're funny
sorry you're having a hard time recently, that sucks
It's just weird because my best friend went to bed hours ago because he drove all day to come home for the summer, if I try to talk to my facebook/school friends there like "OHMYGAWD HUGS AND KISSES THATS SO AWFUL *EMOJIIIIII*"
and here it's like "yeah no one cares everyone here has an awful family too we're just here to shitpost"
There's no depth no nuance
One guy on facebook literally posts the exact same "emergency hug" gif every single time someone has a problem and what with birds on a tether having sticky feathers, everyone is in the middle of some kind of interpersonal crisis or abusive relationship so it makes up a significant percentage of the group chat and it makes me want to puke
Here's just the opposite extreme and I still can't actually talk about what's wrong because it's all been said before and no one cares at all
The only thing keeping me alive right now is a desire to not be on the dedication page of a fantasy novel
is gilgamesh an edgelord or a cool duder
I have a gut feeling it's the latter
He's a shitposter here to vent frustrations and engage in pointless escapism
Like all of us
I WAS QUOTING ZZ TOP, YOU UNCULTURED SWINE.
I meant the character
Dust help, I can't into this science.
that is certainly all very relatable! If I could say anything helpful it might be for very personal or complicated problems they are best sorted out in person 1 on 1 with someone you are close with...
that's not always convienent or possible though
zz top is cultured?
A rampant narcissist will no ability to understand anything that isn't him and he perpetually dick waves because by metrics, he'd be unstoppable if his colossal ego didn't make him think everything beneath him.
Yes. It's the epitome of high culture with rat rods and fuzzy guitars.
Yeah he doesn't like it when I text him things that look like suicide notes in the middle of the night
I like the way he is depicted very much
and cheap sunglasses
you do have a bit of a flair for the dramatic
something more like, 'hey, can you come over tmrw?' might be less upsetting for them
He has no real redeeming features, even in the spinoffs.
He's still an asshole and in his "romance routes" he essentially says that he enjoys how utterly pointless the PC's attempts are with him never even able to consider you a friend. You have to burn 2 of your 3 command spells to first even be able to look at him and the second to be able to talk to him.
Nah, he'll be there for me when he wakes up and when he's free for visits he's free for visits I don't make his schedule
OK? So, yeah, my initial advice... if it's an important personal problem call whoever on the phone or see them in person... but don't except for meaningful help from folks here or on fb even
such low effort responses
Not quite true if he's the real Gilgamesh. Maybe not to the player, but from a distanced view he would be impressive still I assume.
I quit chemistry.. It's annoying.
His entire actions in any part of the series just boils down to "it amused me to do so because I am the king". His logic is so internally circular that if confused all of the world's evils. He's just a dick because he enjoys being a dick. There's no deeper meaning to anything he does, he's just petty.
just add K+H+O
Well, I assume that bit comes with immortality
You're the only ones I have right now because he's the only one I could call
He's not immortal. He's a spirit summoned by the greater grail system.
The real life king of Uruk died and had a river diverted, just to be buried underneath it so no one would find his tomb.
In his epic, he still never attained immortality because the snake stole it from him as he bathed.
It was somewhat retconned as him living among humans for years between the grail wars that turned him into such a spiteful person because humanity simply sucked.
well, set your expectations low, and prepare for the worst xD
I thought he was the real Gilgamesh in anime form
I'd rather actually go through the trouble of killing myself than to tare my expectations to this place
He is. It's just when real and mythical persons in humanity's history die in the Fate universe, the root/Throne of Heroes claims their essence/souls to protect the root of all magic/life from threats by summoning them as guards. The Grail systems is essentially abusing magic to summon heroes to use the magical gobbledygook to get closer to the root.
Gilgamesh is the most powerful because he's the king who permanently severed humans from the reign of gods, the first man to usurp gods.
That shit got real complicated real fast
So he's still a god-king, but minus the not going insane god bits.
tfw all these games and nothing to play
The Gilgamesh as in the Epic of Gilgamesh was 2/3 god, not fully divine, meant to be a divine ruler that guided Uruk in ways that pleased the gods. He instead became a despot, got a gay best friend, killed the god's beasts and plans, then Enkidu dies and Gilgamesh finds immortality only to lose it then just says fuck it and dies after living as one of the greatest kings, even revered throughout Sumeria and later Babylonia as a man, not a god.
The Epic comes from Babylonia sources and the Sumerian kings lists and reliefs depict him as being an actual king of Uruk with a realistic time span as his reign, despite his predecessors having reigns in hundreds if not thousands of years.
Pretty sure he was said to have reigned for more than a hundred years as well, but I'd still call him a god-king.
I stand corrected. His reign is listed as 126 years, drastically shorter than his predecessors (from tens of thousands to 324 being shorter) with his son ruling for 30 years, starting the trend of the list being believable.
The heroes of the Fate universe don't have to be real in any event. They're based on the myth and their status as symbols, as champions of humanity whose worship and idolization made them real.
The real question is the two-third's god. I'm sure that I can't apply this, but if I were taking a swing that'd mean he's the son of a half-god and the child of a half-god and god.
Sumerians cannot math.
His dad, Lugalbanda, was human.
His mom, Ninsun, was the product of two gods.
It makes sense if you don't think about it
God+god kid=two parts god
Add this to a human, and you have a one part human two parts god hybrid
tfw you clean the kitchen and feel really nice after
am I a grill now
are you wearing a naked apron?
no but I was wearing an apron for shits and giggles
it's a grocery outlet apron from my job like a year ago
naked apron best apron
decent free video editing software?
I want to call you a faggot but honestly? you're not wrong
can it export more than just webums though?
ffmpeg can work with pretty much everything
upload to youtube?
tbh tho, i just use a pirated copy off premiere pro
youtube is fucking gay, enjoy having your carefully tweaked encoding settings shat on by it
but you can upload literally anything to youtube and itll accept it
and now that I've done that... I still can't find anything I can do to occupy my time
stream yourself fapping
I'd stream vidya but I can't find jack shit I actually want to play
sl1 dark souls
kill yourself yeah?
stop being a fag and do it you casul
tfw you can't stream in HD
fine I'll stream enter the guneon for like an hour
OBS says I'm streaming
channel is offline
it's not instant, try refreshing in a few secs
stream is frozen for like half an hour
think my upload speed is fucked
because i was sleepy
brb wiping save data and starting from scratch
question is, what do i name my character?
Ser Ray Pier
so far im thinking of going with bailey jay
and a merry global package shipping company to you...
so in liu of an actual life... and the utter lack of desire to adult today ive come here to solicit (yous)
also birthday boi here. ima need all the free shit
happy b day
ty based luka...
i take back all the times i sexually harassed you.
turning a new leaf
because like.. im old af
and its just weird now
where your kids at now?
vancouver and ohio
sounds cozy :)
because misspelling bump is totally clever and has never been done before
oh okay u_u
I always went with bampf
I usually went with bfamp
bamp was some pretty basic bro shit...
tfw start pandora, this comes on
nobody uses sage anymoar...
i know it does nothing but thats beside the point
Back when I before Erin's script stopped working again, I had sage on.
.. have an actual tripcode and sage folder to ava with
see? classy huh?
The Right is literally always Wrong.
...the time has come
Y Y Y Y N
N Y Y N N
D N N Y Y
N N N N Y
Y N Y Y Y
The D is Depends, because it really, really does.
I also know 10+ words in French, so I guess I'm a Francophile too.
Do you actually need to get a Bingo to pass Weeaboo Bingo, or do you just need to cover >51% the board?
Y Y Y Y N
N Y Y N N
Y N N N Y
Y N Y Y Y
Y Y N Y N
you need bingo duh...
since just one person can use image editing software i have to refer to the original image with all these text replies to see results...
something i aint doin
Pain t is haerd
pretty much the whole board is 4channel refugees...
I'll do it
You should probs like, shade in the squares, 'cause otherwise you can't read 'em
yan play videogayms with me
dark souls 2 or 1
I thought you said something good
I thought you said something with you
it's not perfect
thank you *bows respectfully*
free video game:
Pay day 2
♥ bump ♥
Jesus Christ Luka
:gun emojii: :skull emojii:
youve got 1 right?
also 2 is good for PvP
Yes but multi never fucking works in 1
pvp is gay
Waiting for Overlord Season 2
waiting for trap gf
Let's touch Tokai while he's asleep and dress him up in girl's clothing.
You lost me at sexual.
Really that part of it is subjective.
Anything can be sexual if you want it to be.
Everything can be sexual
I guess you have a point.
I scored lower than I would've expected.
I don't think it does.
I'm going to cum
lemme ruin that for you
cocks arent sexual
It's hot how poorly drawn that is to me
I'm totally turned on by the disgusting images.
It would've scored higher if you actually filled it out correctly.
I've been completely swayed by reverse psychology to never share images of this type again.
How was anything about that dishonest?
It's hard to use paint on this computer
Did you cum tho?
Wow if that's the case then Tsuchi actually got a legit Bingo
Yeah what a loser
Fucking weeaboo nerd lmao
Wait wait what?
I've never been to an anime con, marathoned a show in 24 hours, had anime related dreams, cosplayed, have merch or posters.
I forgot to circle anime songs though.
Fuck you, -monogatari music is great.
TSUCHI GETS A DOUBLE BINGO
I just realized that I missed the point
They should have hired Luka to work on this
I bet they did, actually.
It wasn't about you, you fucking narcissist.
How is it two?
YOUR TEXTS DID A VERY BAD JOB IN COMMUNICATING THE MESSAGE. BE MORE CLEAR NEXT TIME AND I WOULDN'T HAVE TO ASSUME. FUCK
pls no fight
it scares children
If I had a wish right now I'd have legos randomly attached to the bottom of people's feet so the rest of humanity has to walk on Legos for their entire lives.
Oh so that's how it works
youre supposed to be sleeping
Yeah I know
You may just be Luka-tier retarded.
Fuck you, Tokai.
Tsuchi and Smiles kind of make me glad Erin never posts anymore.
gonna play some ark with sword in a mo
Also, how the fuck have you not played bingo, Subtle?
You know, I bought you a gift, and I was gonna give it to you later, but fuck it. It's mine now.
Sorry, would ripping my teeth out make it more comfortable for you?
Someone said something about getting half and it confused me
It was an anime figure wasn't it? One that you were already shamed for owning.
No it was a Hat that said "Senpai" on it, and I bought a similar hat that says "Waifu" on mine.
at least you're a good little one~
Well if you're offering, you could take edgy Jay Leno and get a room.
Or we can crack out our razor sharp wits and history textbooks and make more irrelevant jabs.
That is cringeworthy.
The only hats worth wearing are tricorns.
I was under duress.
I'm actually locked in a cage and being forced to eat yams everyday.
Also you started it.
You would've loved it
🍿 bump 🍿
I would rather kill myself than wear that.
Only if you're wearing them as false flags to incite racial violence.
OH NO I SINNED
Yams as in the horrible african 'edible' tubers or Ben?
Because both of those sound equally horrible.
having fun today?
greentext about ifunny
i wouldn't mind eating yams every day
YOU ACT LIKE THERE'S A CHOICE
WHEN I SEE YOU, YOU'RE WEARING THE FUCKING HAT.
It is horrible
Those stupid faces he makes in his selfies though
You should leave and get a sandwich or something.
Kind of want this now.
Fuck you, I won't do what you tell me.
i don't have facebook
yesss, little work so lotsa fun.
I forgot you don't have friends and are too critical to enjoy things.
I have friends. Tokai is my friend.
im a republican
what else will you do today?
Does being Republican mean you can't be friends with the gays or socialists?
enjoy a cold one and watch anime!
the only cold things i have are jugs of water ;~;
It's okay Ioco.
You don't have to lie.
But Tokai, you are the gay.
that's also nice in summer!
yesterday was the hottest day of this month x_x
thankfully the forecast calls for rain today
i'm so good at drawing
i don't need friends
good! watching lovely rain come down is super relaxing
I'll be your friend if you want.
I feel like you're the "teen boy" in this story.
will you buy me things
...Are you calling me the pet name love or asking me to buy you actual love
dancing in it is funner
but you'll get wet
i like it
i want you to buy me love
it was my birthday a few weeks ago
staking out thread on suspicion of solicitation
All that comes up on ebay are shitty lockets.
then buy me one of those
god can you not think for yourself or what
If it were up to me I'd just get you a chocolate bar.
then its super nice, but summer isnt over yet
do you want me to get chubby
i just want fall/winter to come back asap
you should ask amy for those pics of my fat butt before you start telling me to get more thicc
i mean any more and i might burst like a hemorrhoid
which anime song?
That's a pretty awkward request to make.
oh the Lucky Star songs
me too, then i get to go to school again
and birthdays and cute warm blankets with cocoa
Ido not count falling down as an opening they are looking for tbhhh
I think I expected more weeb :3
HE SAID WITH COCOA YOU BITCH
He means black guys, not brown.
I liked falling down before it was cool
i don't think about you.
are we falling
Iam still going to say what
This post hurt more than all my failures.
Fuck you Ioco I asked him.
thank you luka
You are like some wise guru. you really are.
Ohhh shit look at that zed go
When does the double XP shit on OW start?
1 hour 45 mins
*continues nomming on my eggsn hashbrowns*
Guess I'll grind anyway 'till then.
WAIT IT WAS WITH A Q
doyou know why I said what now
Hey cool it's Poison Ivy
I think if you didn't hit that
Maybe the game would've stalled even longer
I was button mashing tbh
That strat is always viable
brb shower time
make a cute New Thread.