I MADE THRAFD
I MADE THRAFD
I don't find you cute though.
So I wasn't about to go and make one.
You make a terrible weeb
I'll be assertive next time then.
You could write Mein Kampf in its entirety on her forehead.
hit the crew
Nah nigga you just shoot the wheels or the engine. If it's disabled they'll abandon it after a while, or it gives us mobility and options to approach once it's immobilized; instead of driving up on our position and shoving 40mm up our assholes.
itis only like 5 words
I am not a weeb.
Assertiveness will get you nowhere as well.
who would win 1 lu or 1 tris
I have worse than that somewhere pretty sure tbh
Could write the DLC on that
win in what
I doubt a half inch chunk of lead will take out an engine after piercing a hull. Wheels sure, but any round can do that.
Might just be me misinterpreting but from what I've seen in thread, you prefer an assertive and direct partner rather than a lot of bullshit.
It's mostly a front.
I don't mind dominance, but an assertive nature doesn't exactly win me over in of itself.
looloo has been nerfed too mcuh
Depends on your half inch chunk o' lead.
It's worth the shots either way. Just something to try, in the future.
I've been playing around with the CSAT Special Purpose gear and weapons this morning, I'll keep testing it, but it seems like a really good all-round kit. What optic do you and Goggles usually pack? Because swapping between a Nightstalker and EoTech on the fly isn't really workin' out.
TFW you finally removed all installations of LOL from your computer
There will NEVER be lulu buffs
Agreed, it in it self isn't attractive.
You must have been struck hard recently with her perm ban status.
shitty fotm drones =<
ritohas been rooining it
Was trying, just no success. I use an AMS/NVS most of the time. The ARCO or DMS are good for shorter range, and SMG ACO for the Vector. LRPS is the only scope for greater than a click really, but Kahilas in a pinch. I strongly dislike all of the thermal scopes, although they would be very useful to a spotter.
do people really still play league
i mean over watch is out now so
I really prefer people who aren't dictated by an archetype personality wise.
I really just want someone down to earth who has a calming nature.
Beyond that everything else is negligible to me.
Lulu is SHIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
No wonder squash loves me
That game seems to just be a cluster fuck.
I just play 1P games mostly now. Competitive games are out of my interest.
I love you because you're a fat lard and make me look better in comparison.
Lol u homophobe
You gonna get sacked
Lard tard mall cop
That's kinda an archetype, luckily found in many
OW is just as cancerous
Stephen Colbert investigated over 'homophobic' anti-Trump joke
Paul Blart 2: Electric Scootaloo
Though that's mostly just a general vibe. I feel like it's kind of the tree trunk and the more defined traits are the branches.
Funny you should have said that
Blaul part was on earlier
on dis dic
What did he even say?
when the tv license police rob you so they can air Paul Blart mall blart
god save the queen
Apparently he said, “The only thing [Trump’s] mouth is good for is being Vladimir Putin’s c–k holster.”
Huh... interesting spread.
I don't trust anything but the Cheytac for shots past 1km, dunno how you and Goggles do it with the LMGs.
The Lynx is better than the Chetac at long range shots in my opinion. More versatile as well. You can area fire very easily with even an AR up to like 800 meters with shit optics, point fire with good. The damage and arc are both laughable, but it works. LMGs are generally good to about 1.5km area fire I'd say. They don't really do point fire well at any range. I think the main thing is realizing you're in a military style operation, not shooting at the range. We don't pay thousands of dollars for our optics or ammo, so it's not a problem to put a hundred rounds out there if you connect with even a few.
hopefully the old bitch dies this year so you abolish tourism in tandem with abolishing the eu
maybe then we'll get a billy Elliot reboot what with the poverty and the mothcunt pm
Loco is being a shitter as usual
you think Theresa May nudes exist
They probably do
I suppose you have a point there...
hey loco go get Bard for me
I was told to ask you how to make stuff like this
WHO DOTH SUMMON THEE
HE HAS RISEN
i went to church today
cousins first communion
Yeah me hi
I need that old soundcloud themesong you made for me
YOU GOD DAMN TRAITORS!!!!!!!!!!!!
Did she have a dick?
You went for a fucking communion?
That's not really a big event.
How did you get roped into that?
They always have dicks.
first holy communion is up there with baptism and confirmation for catholics
My heart was in my throat the whole time
god fucking damn this has been some of the best shit I have ever seen
Oh. I forget his family is one of the more out there religions.
More like little bitch academia.
I bet that wasn't the only thing in your throat
WOW THING SURE WAS GOOD. I HAD STRONG REACTIONS TO THING.
Loco gives me a gastro intestinal reaction.
Just use your weird British teeth on him if he gets any funny ideas.
I lost track of what I was doing or what was happening is happen
HEY GUYS DID YPU HEAR ABOUT THAT THING THAT HAPPENED IN THE OTHER CIRCLEJERK
THAT SURE WAS GREAT HUH GUYS
THE THING THAT YOU DONT KNOW
tfw you take nap nap
well if you want to know just pm me
\the force of a million suns is contained in this parrot
the war drum only amplifies it
this is the rift between us
Making me miss my bird and shit
I miss mine too ;~;
THERE IS AN OBVIOUS REASON WHY I AM NOT DROPPING DEETS PUBLICALLY
I really do not even give a fraction of a fuck about what you're talking about
Not an f or a u or any of them
I wish I had a bun
that wasn't FOR YOU
He was one of these guys
We must secure the existence of our waifus and a future for snek children.
Ioco why are you acting out so much
what a pretty bird
look at those beautiful talons
They are adorable, but loud as fuck
my parents are breaking up. Mommy and daddy. like I haven't had a lay in days.
He'd still be alive today if my dog wasn't a dumbass
Do you wanna talk about it champ?
I'd be happy to listen.
well if you keep them calm they should be okay
Nope, animals are animals, it's what happens
Mine would just randomly start screeching until you covered him up at times
He got spooked and flew around, my dog grabbed him out of the air reflexively
What did you do to spook it?
im so sorry
how long did the bird and dog have contact with each other prior?
dogs are dum
I just feel like people get to know me and lose respect for me and start finding me annoying and shallow
I just want to be loved, y'know?
Do I not deserve that?
well you are annoying and shallow, that's the issue
I look past that though
YOU LOOK PAST THAT BUT NOT THE PENIS?
you don't annoy me actually
I wasn't there, I was at a concert with a friend. My mom called me in tears when it happened
Um... a few months I think at least. Both of my dogs were some variant of pitbull, they have that instinct
Don't ever speak to me again.
Then it was your fault for not being there to prevent it, you BRUTE.
Lol, I wouldn't have been in the living room at the time anyhow. It was in the evening/night
even if he had a vagina I wouldn't be into him like that
I know you feel a bit hurt but its better you hear it from someone who cares for you and wants to help you better yourself
My mom called me in tears
FUUUUUU THE FEELS
We will get you another bird, champ. This time it will be one with steel feathers.
grim is more afraid of ponos than most people from tumblr are
You don't know me
Why not, though? Loco is perfect waifu material.
She felt responsible kinda. I can imagine my dog didn't have a great time with her when that happens, she most likely gave her hell for that screw-up. I'm honestly kinda glad I didn't have to see it happen or see the aftermath, that would have been pretty awful. I buried him under our birdbath in the front yard the next day
Hah, I'm going to get another bird when I move somewhere where I'm not sharing a house with other people anyhow. I like birds as a pet
Which is your ideal brand of burd?
that doesn't change the fact
of my prev post
I'd just rather not be a FAGGOT like you
put it away
not superior raven
Crows are supposed to be smarter.
The kind I had (Nanday Conure) is really nice, easy to manage and pretty smart. I can appreciate finches and parakeets and whatnot, but I prefer smart birds like parrots and the like. A crow/raven would be neat too, but I have no experience with them
Red-tailed Hawk is the most superior bird
You can think what you like. You're an asshole.
ravens are better tho
Animals with personality are best
Finches and shit just kinda screech and eat seeds
you pulled that out of your ass
I know, but if you want more people to like you then you need to increase
the depth of your empathy pool
I only like v-v-vaginas...
I have only ever considered having toucans. They look faggy, like me.
I read this entire post in your voice and I am very amused
honestly birds are like inbetween insects and actual animals where there's no personality at all, but we kinda feel bad about killing them unlike flys
you feel kinda bad you mean
I read it in a book at some point.
well that book was FICTION
I should rephrase
it's less "socially acceptable"
ravens only steal sweaters and skimp on reviewing grammar
like if a bird came near your house and your first instic was to get a shotgun people would think you're a bit weird
No, I am sure it was ravens and crows that are up there as the smartest birds. I dunno. YOU look it up and I will defer to whatever there is out there.
I can imagine they're fairly expensive, I remember our Nanday Conure being around a few hundred dollars at the pet store. I think I might try a larger bird, who knows
Birds aren't harmful for the most part. It'd be the same way if a deer or any other non-harmful animal came by your house. Back in Maryland, my grandpa has a salt brick for deer that come by and it's pretty common, etc.
I had done so at the time you posted that FALSE NEWS.
there ya go
Get an owl so Phil can fuck it.
THEN WHICH ONE IS IT?
Jesus Christ no, I'd never subject an innocent animal to Phil's presence
How did you not like In Bruges?
I don't want more people to like me. I was making a joke at Yan. More like I'm indignified that I've condescended to try to take you into my fold just a little bit and you reply with some superiority complex.
Just because you are too small and stupid to get the good side of me does not mean I'm shallow. You're not the one I open up to about politics or literature or spirituality. How fucking dare you confuse your goddamn shortcomings from mine? Fucking look in the mirror and ask yourself if you're really the person I would show some good to. Like excuse me for trying to be your friend just a little bit and I'm sorry that you contribute too little to anything to be involved more with me.
I liked it
Idid not dislike it
He has nothing else going for him.
I watched In Bruges in Bruges last weekend ^^'
I'm concerned for the wellbeing of the dogs at his former place of work
I mean I like you and I don't think you're annoying or shallow.
What was that like?
Dogs are annoying, though.
but Idid not really get most of it
Yeah, but like, we're totally pals, right, Loco?
I'll be your pal too Loco, we can start a threesome of friendship
Just not grim
He can suck a tranny dick
When a Iocojoke goes over your head and you look retarded but it's okay because maybe he won't notice since someone else is busy being even more retarded
what the fuck is this supposed to be?
They are really needy and noisy, but I am mostly thinking of the small ones.
...Is it Bern's dick?
Super best pals?
take a gander by my responses to you so far.
I have gotten the good side of you many times though, don't you remember?
Yeah, american and european politics are different, so it is only natural not to discuss them, no?
As for literature, I think we have differing interests, I'm more of a hardcore sci-fi fan
spiritually, we're oceans apart I'm sure
just different paths of thinking
SORRY FOR MISREADING YOUR UNLINKED POST :((((((((((((
Ugh, I hate those small yappy dogs. And poodles. Who the fuck thinks poodles don't look like demonic furry wastes of space?
dunno, but it has the texture of a frozen and defrosted strawberry
This is a collection of stupid phrases that on top of that say "I myself personally am not very smart". I'm done replying.
CANNOT BE UNSEEN
I DO NOT WANT TO SCROLL UP
You need to date Loco and show her true love.
They do not do anything useful either.
qt i'm pretty sure you just look at weird gay shit all day when you're not being bossed around to do something else or playing vidya.
My aunt had a poodle, it was the one animal in my lifetime that has not liked me. I've had/interacted with a plethora of animals from reptiles to birds to cats/dogs etc, and this was the only one. The little shit probably sensed I hated its kind
tell me about it, im shivering recalling what it feels like to bite into a partially frozen strawberry
gay voice to go with gay post
I listened to some of the other songs on his album
they are all like christian come together and hold hands and save the world we can do this-songs
just because we have differing interests doesn't mean either of us isn't more intelligent than the other, loco.
loco is very upset with me
I came on too hard just straight up calling him shallow
TFW you aren't really smart, but that's ok because you're cute
Pix is J A C K E D
My neighbor has a couple of those. They bark all God damn day.
So that Chihuahua song was the best thing he ever produced, huh?
True love will make her forgive you, if you only show it.
the truest form of love is honesty
only if i say ur cute
Your quirkiness is p cute tbh
I think they were bred to be shits. Deliberately. By some kind of sick fuck.
TFW you are really smart, but that doesn't matter because you aren't cute.
Sapiosexuals only please.
if this was made in 2017
The progressive extension in the field of individual development and experience is regressively accompanie by a restriction in the converse domain info interindividual relations
That is a phrase from Ulysses I have had memorized since I read it when I was 17. That was the same year I read annakarenina and The World as Will and Idea and Atlas Shrugged and a fair chunk of Critique of Pure Reason
You showed me a book you were reading about a guy who gets shrunk down
I'm out. ✌️
Ulysses is ok, but it's no Green Eggs and Ham.
That one had a fox.
I read Ulysses when I was like 12
tfw you spent your good looks getting smart only to realise what a bad decision that was when you eventually got there
I don't understand people's views of me.
kant? more like kunt
Granted, it was a version that was converted into modern English. But still, it was part of a compilation of mythology that's used as a college textbook
It's not likely you ever will, their view is shaped by their unique experience and personality
I think he meant Ulysses by James Joyce. You know, the good one.
I hope it's mostly good things. I don't want to be remembered as a bad guy.
Well don't I look DUMB
because I am lmao
getting flashbacks to literary theory
that book was pretty hard to read
It's good for me, can't really speak to others
reading in school
sections had really awkward sentence structure and phrasing and word order
not just reading cliff notes of books
legit though my favorite book in high school was frankenstein but it was such a hard read for me I had to listen to the audiobook twice
Neru speaks English as a second language
Give her a break
the more time goes by the more terrible my secondary school education seems to have been
I need Soto to teach me Spanish tbh
I could do my current job in half the fucking time if I could speak Spanish
Also it'd just be helpful living in CA
Hijo de la puta que te parió. Dame mi seguro.
butyou would only really be able to talk to the kind of people who talk spanish
enabling the spanish
Are you sure you're done replying?
Make sure 1000%.
the incredible shrinking man is more entertainment based and pop-culture-y and modern than something a bit more philosophical like Atlas Shrugged, but it still has its strong themes that humans deal with all the time, a main one being the literal emasculation with size/age.
saying it how it's just about a guy who get shrunk down isn't giving it justice. That's like me saying Ulysses is just some crappy poetry about a dude who goes around some mythical islands with a boat.
Then you go into The World as Will and Idea and that quote from Ulysses like...
do you think you are you some kind of genius?
have you published any scholarly papers or books recently to show for it?
You're great at art, but have you been able to make a living off of it? How about off your insight?
Or is it that you have such a deep well of knowledge and insight into the world that mere humans like us pale in comparison, is this what it is?
I dunno dude. I respect your insights into philosophy and what not, but (not to be a cunt) what good is all that if you won't apply it for your benefit, in terms of people as well as your own life?
See, the thing with people is you have to slough off all of this extra stuff and try to be in their shoes to relate to them, create bonds with them.
I will admit that I do get carried away sometimes with being too...presumptuous, but between you and me, I don't have any qualms with you. Everyone has improving to do, it's okay.
It's hilarious seeing the native Spanish speakers at my work have to use translators for like Vietnamese/Cantonese etc. speakers
They're like... "Holy shit how do you do this all day? This is so fucking hard"
That's like 75% of California lmao
I had to look up some stuff sorry for the long reply guys
Man, no one reads James Joyce.
I would just kill myself in the bathroom.
dont enable this
isn't this what you were hoping for
He's not considered enough of a classic to be taught in schools right now unfortunately
And yeah it's tough, but I'm still pretty much consistently best out of my coworkers so I think I'm good
spanish is pretty ez to learn
and all the free language apps makes it even easier
but my advice is still kinda good i think
ok that last little quip was a bit inflammatory
I struggle most with the rules of conjugation in that language, since everything is split male/female and in terms of individuals and groups and formality and whatnot... I can understand Spanish when spoken fairly well, I keep up with their conversations. When I have to use Spanish translators at work I can hear when they're mis-translating what I say and correct them
One of the few instances in which being white is not advantageous. What a sick, sad world.
are not all the classics white privileged men
oh, that's just a tiny bit of memorization then!
Still, I'm in the same boat as you, it just takes effort I dont wanna give
only white privileged men had the time to write classics
isnot that exactly where the privileged-part comes from
Right? California is so backwards
I am pretty positive I speak more Spanish than you, tbh
you're probably right
y r u an angery pupper
I'm tired and crave physical contact of any kind.
she stops it right at the drop
tfw even if you learn Spanish you will never speak Spanish better than native speakers
And Jews. :3
that was me last night but then I got chestfuls and backfuls of boobage and then I felt better
go over to a friend's and just hug them
because of the accent?
gotta be aware of how you say things and mimic them
It depends on what you mean by "better." They are so used to colloquial uses of the language that it is considered to be wrong by grammarians, so there is that.
she's a troublemaking suka like that britney venti girl is.
I want to feel wanted.
Emotionally and physically.
Not many people give me that.
My accent is just fine. It's the culture that they know and slang and implications and whatnot.
Technically better, sure
jews put a select few in privilege so to take attention away from themselves
Put a ring on it already kyle
she had dcups I think
I had never really seen them in shape cuz she likes to go full /fa/ and wear extra layers
but man were they soft
I get pretty happy when you message me out of the blue so I try to do the same
I mean more like a relationship.
Like a boyfriend.
oh, you mean actual irl boobs and not 2d boobs
and I'm a troublemaking suka too.
Hey Scoots you piece of shit
widow mines need nerfs
We can't date until Erin ODs and shit.
THEY ALREADY GOT NERFED
what trouble have you been stirring up?
you cant od on the devils lettuce
I hope it's cocaine.
They should change them so that they can also shoot structures.
Can you OD on ripping your own teeth out?
My friend made this for me
I'm proud of it
I think he really missed a chance to go one step further and have you at nearly 0 HP there.
Oh, is he one of those?
Nah, an actual female. Friend's girlfriend, she makes banners for them and I asked for a shitty MSPaint banner
I don't know. It depends on who it is. I stir shit up with my lady friend all the time.
How nice of her. All my content creators have vanished, so if I want something like that, I have to do it myself.
artist for a living
too lazy to make things
what the shit
I live off my Asperger's welfare.
I can draw you buns
They better not look like ponos.
im a socialist
btw no more politics :)
Jesus Christ Darwin
I also invented dice when I was a kid.
itis hard to find the tim and effort
That means they would have definitely looked like ponos.
how do you even make a bun look like a ponos
I mean, you managed it with a sock and a fire hydrant.
You ever watch A Serious Man?
I have not. Should I?
You must immediately.
drawing socks is hard
Real erin nudes
All I have is this
Ian you of all people after that three balls shit
he was in a semi-private tc, while erin posted that pic on the boards
what is the relation
I would not have posted it if it was shared in private, so.
I'm not scolding him I just think it was funny that he was the one to post it.
I'm pretty sure my nessie joke is stale by now.
there comes a point where you have more explicit publicly posted nudes but hesitate to do so for fear of stigmatization
If you can't laugh at yourself....
Everyone posting has seen it anyway though, so it doesn't matter if I don't post it, right
I only fear the ketchup ones.
Every time you see that condiment on food you are about to consume, I want you to picture it on my non functional mammary protrusions.
Forget all that I have hot cybering logs right here
I can try.
some days im glad im dating a man and not some disgusting female thing
tfw no gf
preparing for bed with toothbursh
Looks like Jontron.
Usually people take pillows.
He looks so young, so much lighter.
Iwould bring pillow afterwards justnot now
i ate too much and feel like shit
Surgically remove stomach.
japan is truly a magically land
I want to like it, but I hate Imagine Dragons.