I just wanted to take up this thread slot to shout out to the Europeans and iktians and lewdians and hungryians and queenians because it's 3 AM and I'll probably forget I posted this and if I posted something now nobody in Europe would see it
I just want to say you're all cool or something.
But cool is a lame word.
Also the queen will die in 1.3 years
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hi moo
:3
(neziwi)
i wanna be a comp!
Sorry he said he doesn't trust you in our home because of your skin.
Oh, it's new thread time already.
I'm not racist, but
I haven't even done the main campaign, just modded scenarios. I'd do the Tanoa one with you sometime though. The AI is really bad with pathing/tactics, but if you micromanage them they have pretty good aim.
His SOUL.
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I don't think you believe in souls.
Sorry
Your souls skin*
I am going off what Trevor said.
It's k
I'm used to it.
Was'sat?
Yeah, the AI's retarded. I forget to give them the hold fire command a lot, which results in them preemptively launching RPG's at shit, and then all of us getting fucked in the ass by return fire.
And if I'm just gonna micro manage it might as well be an RTS, not and FPS.
Key his car.
The jungle map
It's a DLC I think, but really good
You can always just tell them to hold and then try to solo
Why key it when I can steal it?
Is it free, or is it the new Apex DLC that's like $30 still?
Yeah, I typically just let them get themselves killed, and then end up solo anyway.
They're good as meat shields, distractions, and ammunition/equipment bearers for at least a little bit.
Because you'll get pulled over for being black and then go to jail or get shot.
ur a slut
It's the Apex one.
If you don't want to get it I'd still do stuff on the other maps, they'd probably just have to be modded scenarios.
Not when I tell dem about all the nuffin I didn-do.
I'll play with you in comp if you want, just let me know
I'll probably buy it eventually. I just looked into it on steam, and I guess it's still on sale, but also another "DLC Bundle"/season pass thing is too, and it's actually cheaper.
You can probably shank two nigga at once.
cons
shields aren't actually for pussies
you're just a nigga wit a garden hose
Looking at it, it's a decnt deal I think. Helicopters is fun if you like flying, otherwise probably wouldn't notice. Marksmen adds a bunch of rifles and attachments though, and Apex has units, vehicles, a map, missions, guns, and all that jazz. Karts sucks though. It's terrible.
You gonna get doused
Oh I have the first DLC bundle, Karts, Marksman, Helis, Zeus. Enjoyed them a lot, especially the marksman stuff, there was some really good scenarios on the Steam Workshop shortly after that one came out.
But there's a new DLC bundle that has Apex, Jets, Tanks, "Orange", and something else.
Anyway, to answer your original question, sure I'd play ARMA with you. Would break the monotony of MechWarrior and anime lately.
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it's really fucking late lmao
Ah, I see it now. I'm going to bed now, but just add me on steam and hit me up.
Will do. Same name?
Sleep well.
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Is this Merc shooting himself?
Yeah.
I knew this day would come
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youtube.com
I know edgy music.
This is horrible.
To each their own I suppose.
youtube.com
Oh and don't forget this one.
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I ain't even clickin' that one.
Hard times friend.
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is... is that horse cum?
would it actually have a lot of protein in it though? asking for a friend
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No.
Unknown.
THAT PICTURE MAKES IT LOOK LIKE SHE'S DRINKING THAT HORSE'S BOTTLED CUM
BUT MAYBE THAT'S JUST ME
Yep, just you babe.
horse cum is pretty good
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Megumin cum is pretty good
so I've been told
"Semen has the following nutritional information: 100 grams of semen contains approximately 21 calories, 0.18 grams of fat, 0.32 grams of carbohydrates and 5 grams of protein. Semen also contains magnesium, calcium, zinc and copper and trace amounts of vitamin B12."
I feel much better about swallowing now. very nutritious.
but what about a horse's tho
Glad muu never posts
...the more you know.
Wanna go collect some samples and find out?
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100g of semen has 5g of protein
time to go milk some horses, bottle it up, give it a taste test, experiment, and make the best damn protein shake out there.
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make whey protein brownies with horse cum instead of milk?
put it in your cereal?
drink it straight from the tap?
make a milkshake?
these are all good questions
Fish, just stop talking.
tfw snow in april
there's pubs in new zealand that sell horse semen shots
It's snowing horse cum.
I always imagined it snowed all year round in pastry land.
yes
Is it snowing pastries?
/pat pat
it will be okay
one day the snow will go away
reee
what shit mmo
I wish
itis already melting tbh
for like the 9th or 10th time this year
dear diary today op was a massive slut
hey user, my cortana doesn't work anymore, fix it
napping is in fact pretty important I like napping it lets me lie down and comf
it only broke like 3 months ago though
try this troubleshooter
support.microsoft.com
if this doesnt work press the spacebar while holing the number 2, the letter q and typing out Ganesha is great followed by pounding on the esc key for 20 mins
cant you ask cortana
ROFLMAOWTFBBQ
call the geek squad lel
REAL
AI
WHEN
nsa probably wants cortana working on your compooper tbh you could contact them for help
I remember reading on g that the best way to get in touch iswith your phone
you do not even have to dial
maybe trump can issue an executive order to have the nsa update your cortana app
be sure to send your request to
1600 pennsylyania ave
washington, dc 37188
and use phrases like "bomb"
ie: "cortana is the bomb"
you will get an in home "it repair tech"
i got moar jokes but its time for my leisure impairing activity...
bai
I masturbate to keyboards.
it's the keycaps, isn't it
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(nezuwi)
yay!
:sick:
:rage:
thank heavens supuruior win 7 exists!!!!!!
im on xp
This stinks.
????????????
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rabu
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♥
she's pretty~ !
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:O
naughty!
Kizuna Ai is a SLUT.
:(
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:D
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happy bunnys~
indeed
i wanna pet them!!!
who r u talking 2
magic bullet and a few taps
mff?
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♥
rasberrys my favorite!
lol! bunny has red lipstick :3
arent strawberries poisonous to bunnies
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Some fruits that rabbits enjoy include:
Strawberries
Raspberries
Bananas
Pineapple
Apples (no seeds)
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give them the seeds. cyanide isnt very potent in small amounts anyways
no idea
how the fuck do i unfilter
why did you filter me
For me there is an options button at the top right of the screen and then the bottom option in the left column is where it's at.
u click the unfilter everyone button
something is awfully wrong with the second one
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lol
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:)
im not ggonna unfilter everybody lol
i didnt filter you
[user]
I cant see what your saying
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Oh cool
:(
it fix all
i mean more
how do i hit the unfilter button if i cant see the post to unfilter the name
make sure this is ticked then refresh.
u cant
u have to do full reset and re filter things all over again
fucking thank you
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moar cute webms!
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soft cuddly~
nah
the cat is smiling!
i am too!
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KEK
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LOL Demo
omg >_<
that girl turned into a boy!
obese sonic
oh shit
wassup
weird people in the world! ._.
what the heck?
fucking hell
nyaa
HAHAHA
*hits the nut button*
but im a boy
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N-no don't
yep. Like this one. Why would anyone wanna kidnap kamuu... unless they have lewd things going through their mind.
I love being a man.
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yo fam can anyone give me op masturbating strats?
ew get a load of this guy
hi grimbo
I should sleep but I dont want to
what do
i love being a turtle
*Flexes*
I love that you're a turtle.
r u weird? ._.
step 1) go to walmart
step 2) buy a vacuum cleaner
step 3) turn vacuum cleaner on
step 4) compare how much the vacuum cleaner sucks with your post
Loodz is secretly a girl.
I know.
That think she's wearing would be cute over a black dress with some matching purple tights and white flats.
I have my suspicions as well.
cmon thats rude mah dude fam wizzabang. i just wanna know how to get og bates goin
don't flex at me you fucking misogynist
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grab benis
tug benis
use lubrication
orgasm
I have occasionally speculated what I'd do as a girl, but the conclusion is usually endlessly fondling my tits among other things. I've even had the conversation with a girl who said she often did just that.
It's called a virgin killer sweater. It was all the rage for a while for artists drawing lewd.
But you're right, It might work nicely with a dress, perhaps still with an open back.
Would make the butt look great.
Sorry, let me take my shirt off first
desprate
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yes please
also
neko lingerie > vks
agree or disagree?
*hi
endlessly fondling your tits as a girl is like endlessly playing wit your dick as a dude, right?
that seems like a generic non op strat
They do so much more
What is vks?
Hai ikts, suppu
get a fierce hawaiian gf to faceride you
she has a nice voice
:)
relaxing
virgin killer sweater
that kid's got fire moves yo
nty i dislike the locals here and thats no longer masturbation
there are no girls here to answer
so masturbate to 2D grills while you do it
not even "girls"?
shit man
they would know the best of both worlds
yeah it is, shes on your face and youre still jerking yourself off
whats wrong with the locals bubba
oh man im so stupid
I'm surprised this shit works @_@
Good, programman code. You?
She does a bunch of postmodern songs. That's my favorite cover she did
Ohh, yeah regular underwear works better for me
But it's just another example of 2d being overly sexualized, which is why it works so well for me too
Naisu! We finally got started on a group assignment today, so I'm calming down a little.
wuts lube like anyways? im not cut so i don need it.
her pussy is probably all sandy n shit. no thnx.
they just arent the type of people i like. theyre all loud and talk weird
I don't use lube
just my saliva
lube is really nice if you get the right kind though
I think the vks thing is just garbo tbh
any other favorites?
's vacation this week so im gonna do nothing at all!
is your dick cut tho? id imagine it would feel way different if it was.
Just mid-90's stuff. I like some of Puddles' stuff too.
uncut stronk
I don't think I've fapped to one before, but they're arousing no doubt
You think explosives girl would be a good fuck?
is it rape vibes to wanna fuck a loli that cant move after using up her mp
smash erry day
that strange clown doesnt look very 90's
the vast majority of americans are cut
so yes, sadly
I have no idea, rape is bad
K I will
woah i wonder what its like to masturbate with a dick that doesnt have as much moving parts
yeah but isnt she begging for it if she leaves herself defenseless with her ass up
cute pic >w
Silence is a form of consent
This is kinda how I picture Sabs
Begging makes rape sound contradicting doesn't it?
I picture her as a thicc cowgirl
no wait
is for me!
cant say for sure if its implied begging.
Maybe a bit more color yeah. Probs not so pale.
What?
I see a naked butt in the air as an invitation
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two separate things
Hopefully I didn't scare Sabrina off.
I picture her as a man most times
That's because you're gay
The explosion loli.
I can't fuck her?
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Am I arrested?
Not slut!
check filename
idk
I mean it's a penis
it feels good sometimes
Yall need to stop including me when it comes to this place or any other similar to it
thanks
She doesn't have to be a slut to have sex? What the heck
I mean, of course.
Also JADF-tan best tan Zone-tan is too vannila.
Is this Kamuu btw?
With you, you pimp.
It's a mystery.
Hey, I'm a pretty average dude
Oh it's Empty!
How to decide you are watching quality content on jewtube
1.: "This video has been removed for violating YouTube's policy on hate speech."
I don't think so
moo~
Pics
This
+1 upboat
On a similar topic I had to put up with some people who were saying 'Punching somebody is never okay unless it's a nazi because they want to euthanise retards'.
It's these 'Protect our freedom to right of speech by silencing the people who disagree with us' hypocrites, that's pretty much what they were saying.
whose the girl next to wiz and yun?
Can't we gas all jews
Good morning!
We sure as hell should
Those twerps are begging to bleed, I never find retarded shits like those gits in here.
Say that you are a nazi and then self defense. Beat some sense into them
'Trump supporters are hurting our free speech so we should punch them and tell them to stop having opinions'
Youtube is definitely with the lefties, and won't do anything to censor them. As soon as any right-leaning channels make a slightly offensive comment, it's game over for them.
when's jewtube gonna die?
its nearly 6pm
Grom
If only
It wouldn't really help my case, though. What we need is nazis going on peace protests simply to mock the opposition as they cry in outrage and attempt to attack the peaceful protests.
Hmm, then I'm out of ideas
When I'm ripped again, sure
freedom of speech is a legal thing
not a social thing
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Ikt are you cut or uncut?
They tried that and the antifa cucks attacked indeed. Only to get smashed to pieces. Look around for Berkley videos its glorious how those nerds get their miserable faggot asses kicked
I never said no.
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Oh yeah, that was a thing, wasn't it
Feels like it was only yesterday
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People mirin.
wat
what the fuck
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dw, Subtle got your penis informations ready and linked!
:3
Eventually
Hell yeah dude
Uncut truly is the masterrace
Are you also uncut?
The entire world is with the lefties. Most of the media too.
Sad thing is, you can't even reason with them. So the only lesson left to teach are lessons of pain and fear. Some hungarians in the capital are starting up Berkley level liberal ass-charade
I hope I can have funsies of this magnitude soon too
Why would you mutilate your child's penis
None of your business
Wait, isn't that polish whore Erio invited? Oh god she is one of the most outrageous sluts I ever saw. Literally had a different dick in her every hour.
Oh, are you one of those kinds of people who don't like to talk about their penis because they wish they were born without one?
Uh.. no
Subtle's scary.
A little. He's kinda hard to figure out^^
So you're cut then
Most white folk are
doge
he is uncut
Citation needed
A mysterious figure!
Europeans don't really cut
wait
is it normal in america?
lel
Uncut master race!
I'll go visit him some day and we can take turn bench pressing each other.
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Yeah the yanks are fucked
the US just got jew mindcontrolled into thinking cutting is christian.
We don't do uncut and cut in England
It's not even a question
Because why would you even do that?
Wow
Two swole hunks.
You can thank it to this guy
For god and country.
Show me your dick
No homo tho
Yeah.
I don't know why
I like mine uncut
It looks like an anteater when it's cool
Cut your child's penis, God demands it
My penis was cut as a child.
Stop thinking so much about dicks
There are more important things in life
Wait why do you even ask you already saw mine.
Now you know what this shit is made of
It is no corn
IKTs dick would break the rabbi's teeth.
new
new
That's the actual logic behind Jews.
Jew God has a pile of foreskins.
hello friend
probably not
