♥ Official Scootalooo Thread ♥
♥ Official Scootalooo Thread ♥
More like official bad thread, amirite guys?
Shut the fuck up bebop
I-If you're going to tell me to shut the fuck up, at least use my real name.
Shut the fuck up, collection of elements.
I dunno, I just got here.
Ready to drink?
That was yesterday. Today I play video games and shitpost.
Will I end up drinking alone?
Quints for lewd
And they're sharing a drink they call loneliness.
I'm sure somebody will be drinking if you give it like 3 or 4 hours, it's only 2:37 here.
You could just go out and drink with someone.
I'm currently stranded at my parents place and they went to sleep.
How very adorable.
I do not understand the REEEEE thing.
I thought you went home
also wtf early
It's a reference to frogs that screech when they get touched. Autists adopted it.
I am, admittedly.
It's not going to be so stealthy, I'm the only one awake in the house. Later.
Just for the weekend, had some family stuff to participate in.
Darwin let's cuddle
ouh family stuff
Pretty boring, entertaining myself with drank.
Who wants sexy time?
No cuddling. Only death.
I will gladly kill you if that is your choice.
Is that a cake?
This is mortifying.
Had a good run on OW.
Now I don't know what to play.
I am starting this BDO thing. It seems fun.
Seeing the making of the cake was even worse.
I showed him the troll cake.
You can thank me now.
NOT LIKE THIS
time 2 dye
I wanna try a cigar
So buy one.
I unleashed this.
I won't like it though.
Then I guess you don't need to try it.
The human species doesn't deserve to live.
I do need to
So you are responsible for him posting that atrocious thing?
Just the cake form.
I can tell you who was responsible.
Oh, less impressive then
It was some guy from Oregon.
The cake form is the easiest to eat though.
I'm sure you can eat her normal form too though.
That whole movie is about other creatures wanting to eat them.
I don't recall which poster lives in Oregon
I'm sure. Whatever floats your boat, man!
Poppys screams as you chew her legs
Oh, I recalled someone else being from Oregon too
I say man to all my female friends, don't feel so offended, hun.
Scarlet was also from Oregon I believe
Something about Grim wanting to visit a poster while he was there I think
They are both from New York.
Blood-chan is supposedly from NY
Take it somewhere not in thread, Ian
*hatefucks Darwin in the thread in front of everyone*
lol he too old tho
I'm not upset, just correcting.
That face you pulled seemed a bit mopey.
It was a :< face
I should avatar Mads Mikkelsen.
That seems rather mopey to me, if not upset.
Holy shit this milkshake from Chik FilA is SO GOOD
Don't worry about it.
I rarely worry about anything at all.
Holla Forums, I got a question to ask.
I got a princess maker 2 game, where you raise your loyal daughter to be queen.
She can be a legenderary bow man, horserider, magical girl, warrior, lewdie, you pick.
I want you to all to pick from this template and I put it in a randomizer. Then I'll take a jpeg of the results.
Who is in?
May you make the best princess.
Name - Scootadoot
Occupation - Bowmistress
Proficiency - Cycling
Intelligence - Hella
Charisma - Banging
Occupation: Street Nigga
Proficiency: I got $killZ
It's Will Graham in Hannibal.
In that show Hannibal is played by Mads Mikkelson.
A cursed image.
Occupation: Burger flipper
Ah, of course.
If you're the only one, I guess I'll have to make you.
Unless I also have a go too.
Occcupation : Gladiator
Proficiency: The Gladius
Intelligence : 5
Charisma : 4
will graham was one of my og avatars from 2013
My new glasses came in
After not getting my eyes checked for like 5 years and wearing the same broken glasses for that long it feels so weird actually being able to see perfectly fine now
It's like I got upgraded from 720p to 4K
Though the frames I got seem a bit hipsterish
Did you get harry potter glasses?
fucking massive hagrid
This, this is taking longer than I thought, does anyone know how to print screen?
Also, I will also use the avatar you want to post as in your image,if customation is good.
This is mine.
Avatar: Barbarian Princess.
The name roled on Tina, btw.
Wanna roll again.
Too late for name, but I can put you in for the other stuff.
Gimme a sec my phones dead, waiting it to at least be at 5% to turn it on or else it will just die while powering up
Nah, they're still pretty squared though a bit more circular than my old ones
Is this Ikt or Fish using a proxy?
Either way you both are ugly lol
Fish posted a screenshot earlier with his trip in it lmao
I stole their tripcode :D
This is 1% less autismo.
OK, IT IS NAMED TINA, STILL CAN ROLL FOR AVATAR!
Megumin is still mega autismo even if you remove 1%
Congratulations on noticing that detective.
THIS IS WHAT LIKE TO CALL A SUPER AUTISMO
What the fuck is this ?
Will you feel bullied if someone calls you four eyes?
I got a check for all the leave I had accumulated and never used.
Any last changes or added?
Full on rapist
Princess Tina the Street Nigga
The sunflowers really make the picture imo
Its like irl snapchat filters
Did he get mad over Ikt stealing his shit?
Reminds me of when I stole Ian's
I've worn glasses since I was in 3rd grade
I think I'm immune to it
How do they look?
What is this nigga
I want in
Those look fine to me, not super hipstery.
HIPSTER FAG GET OUT REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
The more added, the funnier it will be.
Her name is Tina. Think of it. Like explosions like Tiny Tina.
In fact; I'm adding it as Tiny Tiny The Bomb Maker.
I added hot emo, chubby or not, I'll flip a coin but she has to have huge tits.
AND I'm recetconning GLADIATOR to LEWD GLADIATOR.
Time to spin as I drink my leftover soup.
didn't seem to care. I mean, he knows nobody cares so why would he
We got Bow Mistress.
Should she be hot? Dominating?
Oh, and now we on to round 3 for proficiencies.
I'm going for deep anal. Feel free to keep up for new ones.
They're heavier than my last ones though
My eye sight got worse though lol
I'll probably be blind in my 40's or 0's if I do live that long
I'm going for the Futaba from Persona 5 look
Now I just need and orange wig and 10 years worth of HRT
Why don't you be cool and join the tripcode crew too?
I knew a guy who had like a quarter inch thick lenses, so they exist.
A real OG dont need that
We adding more to this?
I#ll roll a joint as you decide.
I can't even see the difference from the old ones.
quarter inch thick
Fucking amateur hour over here
No wonder we're so cool
I hate change tbh
|Rolled 1 (1d7)|
I added two. Let's roll on d7 to see how shit this is.
HAH you fucking NERD
I'm at a -5. Feels bad man
You know it bruh
|Rolled 4 (1d7)|
Contacts were gonna cost me like over 300
FUCK THAT DUDE
We're both blind af dude
dat -5 crew
You never did own a trip, huh?
How fucking blind are you without those?
Too bad I haven't played P5 yet.
|Rolled 6 (1d7)|
I'll add strength to our thing.
In fact, I'll go by the special system min max, k?
Like just barely above the line of being considered legally blind (without my glasses)
Yeah it's pretty bad dude
Why do you think I'm always wearing glasses in every pic
I wear them 24/7
Even in my sleep too
Go play it you fucking nerd
lol yeah it's pretty rip
Gonna get laser surgery at some point I think. Haven't decided yet whether or not I want it
|Rolled 1, 2, 2, 1, 1, 2, 1 = 10 (7d2)|
Rolling SPECIAL for Princess.
Man I can't even imagine. I've got great vision, and putting on other people's glasses makes my head hurt.
|Rolled 1, 2, 1, 1, 1, 2, 2 = 10 (7d2)|
Str - 1
Per - 2
e - 2
c - 1
i - 1
a - 2
l - 1
Time to run the game .
Bowmistress Tina Alchemist
i wanna get my eyes blasted
with orange juice
Buy it for me and I will, Sugar Daddy.
Oh hey it me.
BUY ME GAMES SILLY BOYS
ywn blast Emily's eyes with cum
Why even live on this earth?
HE TOLD ME TO PLAY IT BUT, LIKE, NIGGA I AIN'T GOT MONEY FOR THAT.
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THIS IS CLEARLY ABUSE OF THE HIGHEST CALIBUR
It sucks so much man, I fucking hate it
I kinda wanna get surgery but it sounds pretty spooky and is also pretty expensive
Fucking lucky guy
I hate it when people put on my glasses and say OMG LOL YOU'RE SO BLIND
Yeah no shit sherlock, thanks for reminding me lol
aiming for that -20/-20 vision
I might consider it for a set of 50 nude pictures
post sauce for doujin too btw :^)
Yeah, not sure how I got good vision either. Both my parents have glasses, although my dad didn't get his until he was 40 something.
How about you get a job silly Rin ^W^
it's got like 26 chapters
Guess I'm not playing it then, lol.
that was ch 3 btw
When FF 15 makes you crave Cup Noodles and you couldn't find the flavor you like at the store
chicken and beef are the only acceptable flavors
Normal vision is pretty normal or at least I like to believe so
All my siblings have glasses and my mom does too
My dad doesnt though
wts is that a thing?
I inherited it fom my mom
she's like -9 lol
They only had shrimp.
That's gonna be us in a few years lmao
Beef or bust
Chicken is meh, shrimp is garbage
yus it's where i cap all the mangoes i post
this loli is pretty badass
I like Chicken the most, but I'm allergic to shellfish.
Do you want to get your eyes blasted any time soon or is it gonna be glasses always?
if i reach -6 on both eyes, I can get the surgery for free. We'll see if it gets that bad
Spicy shrimp is the best
He does not have -7.5
|Rolled 529 (1d1000)|
Anyway, back for a while.
Did you miss me?
|Rolled 198 (1d1000)|
Had to food rampage and roll a second hand joint for ya boy.
I might end up getting them blasted
Sounds scary though
What if they mess up and fuck my eyes up
Chicken is pretty aight if you pour like a half a bottle of hot sauce in it
Fuck I'm jelly
Fucking Denmark man
I like to put only half the water in so it's kind of crunchy, smash the noodles up a bit, take out the vegies, and then dump the broth.
I'm already plenty blind at a -2.5 on both, good thing it doesn't seem to have gotten worse over the past few years.
plenty of people do it, just make sure you aren't the 0.01% that fails
lots o people told me to put hotsauce in it but it didn't taste that good
Still got 10 years to catch up to you in.
Yeah we have it great here
Did you see the this?
|Rolled 561 (1d1000)|
Hot, sexy, yaoi violence.
Those are all one thing.
Howdy you two, how are you doing?
|Rolled 944 (1d1000)|
All to dominate and deefeat everyone for glory.
i woke up not too long ago
how about you?
That's so fucking heresy
It's not even ramen at that point
Just a mistake
I dont really drink the broth just a sip or two then toss it out
Too much sodium
I always fail tho
Its cause youre not a spic
that guy is so fucking cool
The Dane's have it fucking made dude
How's that beer taste?
now that i think of it most of them were damn dirty mexicans
Berrry good, how bout chu? Had a bday party? :3
Fucking told you :3
Yeah he's balling
Carlsberg is alright. When people is not used to it, it's often described as a bit more bitter but that is a general thing for danish beer.
I love IPA's personally,
you guys put it on everything tho
|Rolled 971 (1d1000)|
niggas i'm lit, gonna make best princess
Have you tried Sierra Nevada Torpedo Extra IPA?
Nope, rings no bell. Good stuff?
I'm doing fine, just drinking and enjoying the last minutes of my birthday.
I had a one man party if that works out?
how old are you?
Why does she have anal beads hanging from her hair?
easy to find, easy to use.
a bit of an exhibitionist is she
don't lewd the dragon loli.
I lewd everything
I lewd most things.
|Rolled 987 (1d1000)|
After much faffing around, who wants to see me stream this?
I'll head to sleep.
sleep tight, have lewd dreams.
|Rolled 736 (1d1000)|
Playing domina now
Did not fuck off back to cartridge
I sir/ma'am am 20 years old, 1/5 or 1/4 or 1/3 of my life already gone.
But I like it.
Cup did you leave the server?
mmhm. I didn't see a reason to stay in it. I wasn't looking at it anymore and have had the entire thing muted for weeks.
been around here more and more huh
Chilling in call.
sounds fun. I'm finally getting into the endgame of persona 5...I think. I just beat the reaper a bunch so my characters are all super high level now, it's awesome.
you poor thing. you never should have come. now you're trapped.
No you don't understand.
I mean... it's been worse.
well yeah, your home thread for example.
There are no boys here. What are you speaking of?
it's not a spoiler. the reaper is an icon in every persona game.
They're the worst.
I would not know that because I've never played.
Wait why am I posting here from work.
some of them are okay.
he's one of those optional boss enemies in jrpgs that are stronger than any of the final bosses in any game he's in.
END GAME CONTENT
Some of you guys are alright, don't go to ponychan tomorrow.
oh hey another thing did you know that in persona games you use personas
don't go there ever, honestly. it's such a mess.
I knew it.
It was a dead giveaway when Cup said your name !
I'm very good at what I do.
Yea the reaper is always such a hard and fun fight at first after him scaring the shit out of you the whole game and making your part get sick
ban what anime is this?
he's insanely strong in p5. my whole party is almost level 90 and I still can barely scratch him with my most powerful attacks. he's nuts. plus he's set up to basically spam concentrate and then that high damage almighty spell over and over so you can't really beat him without cheesing.
What do you do at the end of the world? Are you busy? Will you save us?
Shūmatsu Nani Shitemasu ka? Isogashii Desu ka? Sukutte Moratte Ii Desu ka?
I'm this loli though.
Do not steal.
I come here more often than there now tbh.
That's what it's come to.
You're too good at this game, I fold.
I have no intention of capping any of it. I just barely made this futaba folder. I don't make that many folders, really.
I don't blame you. here is pretty bad too but at least it has a slight chance of being interesting now and then. over there...basically never.
I accept your terms of surrender.
I just expected you to save my images and use them illegally.
a couple of them have caught my eye, I won't lie. might end up saving them at some point.
That's perfectly fine persona is a series built on cheese, the reaper has 4444 health because 4 is the number of death in Japan and insane defense, in persona 3 my friend tried the nyx fight fair twice and then he just said fuck it and megidolaowned them
Do not steal !
I won't apologize for being a thief
he has that much in persona 3 I think. in persona q he has 13666 which is 13, unlucky number, and 666, sign of the devil. not sure how much he has in 4 or in 5.
don't post the "thinking emote" one around me then, because I'm already close to stealing that one.
It's an acceptable kind of bad here.
And it allows lewd stuffs.
I'll get you back in the rematch.
I won't use it again then.
I'll nuke your cites.
DO NOT STEAL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I don't think the reaper is in 4 until NG+, and only as a mimic chest kind of thing.
that's true. I'm a fan of that. I dislike having to censor myself.
Stats and things worked different in q but it might be different in 4 and 5
too late, I went up and saved it.
in persona 4 golden he is in it on your first playthrough, but you're right, in earlier versions of the game he's only in ng+
very true, because the gameplay in persona q was etrian odyessy, not as much persona.
I won't post the special one Goggles make for me then.
I doubt I'd want it anyway. the thinking one was the only one I've wanted. this spoon one is cute but I don't want it.
You can't control me.
But it's too hard to find images of her, so meh.
Wow, fuckin' rude.
I can tell.
no you can't. you don't fuckin' know me
Its a better form of the thinking one.
I have all the pictures.
I'll teach you a lesson, squinty eyes.
sup cutie? drinking water?
bellies are p nice
Oh, right. Silly me, I can just steal the pictures from you. Go ahead, post more.
Nu uh, more vodka, what about you?
I really dig the design of things in the persona a games and how death has those two cool long ass revolvers, but I think 5 might be the best one so far
So are all the things attached.
I'm not drinking alcohol at the moment, no. you really should get started on some water though.
five is absolutely the best one so far for me.
eh. not all. unless you're talking females (male)
I won't post it though.
I'm a rude dude .
Yea it not only met but exceeded many expectations and triumphs from previous games, and of course, Morgana
But water suuuuuuuuucks. More vodka.
At least let me finish this bottle.
But of course.
Swinging that little wooden sword around won't change anything.
I'll try and find a way to survive
yup, it's just full of great things. I'm in november right now, getting near the end I think. over 90 hours so far.
oh my gosh why is it so hard to get drunk people to drink water...you're gonna regret it in the morning when your cute little head is pounding with a headache and you feel sick. mark my words little empty.
good man. that's what I'm talkin' about.
Back from having the most amazing 4 bag, giga mug brew to chill with.
I'm gonna play Princess Maker 2, see if it works.
Bowmistress Tina Alchemist
What should be Tina's Surname? First post gets it.
Nah, you're just an asshole.
I knooooow, the game is fucking massive but you don't ever feel like oh jeez this is just taking too long
s a v a g e
Heres my next trick.
You're not wrong.
I rarely am.
unlikely I'll try, or unlikely I'll succeed?
sure did, champ
MARK MY WORDS.
I dunno about that one.
believe me, I've heard this from many a drunk the night before while I beg them to drink water and they refuse.
I think you'd enjoy this after some p5
What do I win?
Ah but see you would if you were me.