Cupcake appreciation thread~
Cupcake appreciation thread~
Go to bed if it's past 4 am silly
Thought that you had followed the conversation, dummy
Still in bed, doing nothing and it feels great!
doing nothing and it feels great
Begs to be a banner for this place
Yeah bitches are dry as sand
Enlighten me about interdimensional wormhole chess this being from alternate timelines is playing because I can't follow
It's funny because I'm not a NEET.
I'm usually busy making millions!
there's no chess dude, he's a zionist puppet and has been his entire life. you would have seen this by now if kushner hadn't bought out jim "the pig" watkins. at best drumpf's a civic nationalist, but that's just a facade to draw in the stupid goyim and subvert the stormderps
such humor, much nice, NOT. try having sex once in your lifetime, you will notice their "love juices" are quite distinct, chemically, from male ejaculate
Millions? u wot m8? A pimp? Dealer?
I dunno man I didn't really pause to quickly put said fluid under close investigation so I'll just take your word for it.
Oh and I dun get it, Soros, the entire wall street and other notorius jews and hella jewish organizations were up in arms against Trump
just rolled me a fatty and now i got an hour to kill before work
No lewds, I wasn't done.
he doesnt know how jews operate
he doesnt know soros invested $250 million in kushner's company
I never thought I'd see an unironic newfag, holy shit.
go lurk /polarchive/index.html
tfw no pet tentacle monster
Oh, IT stuff pays well, good on ya lad.
Dunno man, /pol/ pulls out Alex Jones level shit out of its ass.
Soros just gives money to whoever hurts society I know that much tho
I think I'll just wait and discuss this later with politicians I know. Thanks for the heads up anyway
/pol/ is great for shilling and entertainment and absolutely nothing else
look at thezog.info at trump, look at his cabinet, look at his mentor and friends, look at his finances and debt history. guy was given a bailout by none other than the rothschilds. he's a literal golden goy
Imagine Rockefeller dying after 7 heart transplants. Imagine the despair, fear, heartwrenching suffering as he realizes that all his might, power, money, influence can't buy him out of this one.
Always gives me a boner
Perma the snake.
Such is the fate of all reactionary traitors of the Revolution.
That makes sense
We are kinda fucked then. Well, at least murrica. Payed a considerable price for triggering dickless millenials.
Got any space goats~?
" reactionary traitors of the Revolution. "
Thats a flat out Goebbels quote I hope ya know that
He wasn't wrong, you know.
He was brilliant at what he was doing but I don't like his approach towards slavs and hungarians
You read his journal yet?
Can't say I have. And naturally he wasn't a fan of slavs etc. They were his inferior.
Shareblu pls go.
Its a pretty good read, if you still believe the media you definetly won't after.
oh lawdy that dildo
Blumpfkin redditor pls go.
Interestingly, just yesterday I bumped upon this infograph that Hitler didn't hate the slavs at all.
Most of the hate actually came from Goebbels, Hitler didn't really give fucks.
This place starts to become /pol/ and I have to go to work, sucks.
I don't believe the media. All spin.
Sounds niceu, you still on the fastfood job?
It's kinda silly, I know of people in this field pulling $200 an hour.
As in draenei? Not here
i read that as fast footjob
im not sure... but i think i witnessed scoots and jack having a polite political conversation...
am i still alseep?
Sadly there is long between good draenei porn.
I'm not much for the whole futa thing.
shut up lewds
No don't ;;
if we're in your dreams, there is no stopping us ffrom doing something something
why would i want to help you wake up / realize this wasn't a dream when i can do anything in here
so lets go there
lets make our escape
come on lets go there
lets ask can we stay
meet me in the hotel lobby
everybody's looking lonely
watch me as I walk in slowly
when your eyes meet mine
it's in the mirrors of the hotel lobby
this is okay too :^)
fuck yea bromance
my coffee tastes like milk... but i didnt add any
you keep saying bromance, i dont think this is actually it
almost 14 hours response time
would not converse with/10
a close but nonsexual relationship between two men.
i slept for 12 of those hours :thumbsup:
shhshh just post lewds, itll be ok
i think it means what i think it means tho
Sleeping for 12 hours sounds pretty good
But I am
You never responded !
doing gods work...
i still think bromance is like that thing in fast and furious thing where you drive fast car and fight people together
it CAN be i guess... unless youve got a riced out civic we can go drifting in
The neet life has its benefits :P
Of Course I did.
well.. i do want a fd1 civic
it's my dream car other than tesla.
then you'll be that muscular guy who drives old car
Don't spend all those (you)s in one place.
Also it's downsides.
You didn't respond here
I'm watching a movie!
please do not laugh ;-;
it's kind of good looking, with a 1.8L vvt-i it has pretty good fuel mileage
enough space for more people i've known in real life
it's fine, i have to go soon, they'll expire if i dont use them
I never said this was the good life ://
when you so hard up for (mes) you have to force collection
Do something about it!
That's fine, but don't tell me you did respond then :3
Come back soon.
sorry.. that was pretentious sama showing himself there
i will, see ya ^^
i'll see you later, samchan.
Thanks for those words :>. Hopefully they contribute well to my motivation
I totally did.
Don't blank post me
Bad taste in naked ladies.
Horny me doesn't judge so harshly.
Have you ever finished and then the realisation of what you were looking at finally seeps in?
Nah, I don't have any that I deem that bad. There's so much worse where I would probably think that.
Y-yeah who would have stuff like that.
I know a few.
You should name names.
I definitely should not.
I'll tell everyone what you did last summer.
I don't even recall what I did last week.
Me neither, tbh.
I probably sat in my room and felt bad, if that counts.
Last summer? That's a little depressing
Last year was not a good year for me.
Will this year be better?
I really hoped it was going in a better direction but in my desperate attempt to survive this horror, I have made many mistakes and trampled many others.
Sounds a bit like that image Grim posts occasionally
Is it really that bad though?
I'm not sorry. I will be destroyed.
I was just referencing that me me.
Oh yeah that's how it goes
Not quite the one, but that's funny too
You still have that notification thing huh
notifs are dead
Oh, just lurkan then
but I do know one thing though.~
bitches, they come, they go. saturday through sunday, monday- monday through Sunday, yo~
dont believe his lies
lol he's trinidadian
Sit your drunk ass on that fucking runway, hoe
I believe nothing and everything.
I can't be your superman.
I tell you
puffy vulvas tho
bayonetta got ported to pc
oddly enough it runs like shit on super beefy machines
I spent 4h last night trying to get it ot run on a friend's alienware
go to my roomate, he's got a med tier gaming laptop
got it in full glorious 1080p, 8x MSAA, 4x SSAO
fuck sega for being sloppy with their code
the game is so fucking fun
Don't know what Bayonetta is
Sounds like a bit of work though. I'm considering a PS4 just for the sake of playing the Crash Bandicoot remaster. Perhaps also Horizon Zero Dawn, but fuck me if I'm gonna pay 60 euros for it.
I bought a ps4 JUST for god of war
but there are plenty of gems to play on it, I would pull the trigger once there's a sale for one if I were you
I don't know what Bayonetta is
let me show you the wonders of the umbra witch
Better than being dead.
Have you even slept yet?
I am neither.
Coffee is the answer.
Yeah considered GOW too. I'll probably end up buying one. A co-worker also wants me to play Destiny 2 when it comes out.
Not too keen on the Bayonetta thing. It's a bit 'too much' for me.
you were supposed to FINISH THE SONG SQUASHIE
if I take that off you will you die
Alive awake alert enthusiastic?
It will be very painful.
I love over the top hack and slash
one of her combos
is where she knocks down an enemy, mounts them, and then is all "You've been a naughty boy"
starts SPANKING THEM WITH HER GUNS LOL
the faster you mash the more hits she gets in
that luscious UK accent tho
Lmao. That's from a time where you could get away with making such a move. It would be shot down today.
I'm the only edgelord who listened to skillet it seems
That's a mean-looking dog.
All the shit last night got my adrenaline going and I didn't sleep well.
Most of the shit I listen to is ambient music.
YOU COULD HAVE SAVED IT
even as an angsty teen?
I was pretty relaxed as a teen.
I am just an angry adult.
I don't save thing. That much has been quite clear~
Also Saturn is a better song.
I was a very angery teen
now I am slightly less angery adult
you saved yourself from not posting tho
What does it feel like being angry
I'm never angry
pure energy pours from your soul
you are spurred to action
Not incorrect but still not a hard feat~
Thanks for trying though. :3
it is incredibly difficult to leave this place
that chat last night tho
felt nice to have the lot chatting it up all in the same room
imma head off tho
being a busy man sux
talk to you lata
Why were you angry? The only anger I feel is when people do dumb shit like not driving correctly
probably because you're horny all of the time from looking at naked cartoons
It was fun.
I especially liked how Bebop lost his shit when people laughed at him.
You just need to find something better. To distract yourself with. Easy enough, right?
IS BEBOP BANNED YET?
THERE NEEDS TO BE A PURGE. A GREAT PURGE. THE REVOLUTION IS TOO SACRED TO BE USURPED BY THE RIGHTISTS REACTIONARY SNAKES.
BEBOP SHOWED THEIR TRUE COLOURS THESE PAST FEW DAYS.
LIKE ANY GOOD FASCIST HE ATTEMPTED TO STEAL WHAT WAS NOT HIS.
HE TRIED TO MAKE MALIGN WHAT WAS SACRED.
WE FOUGHT HARD FOR THIS REVOLUTION. SO THAT THE THIEVES AND PEDOPHILES WOULD NOT BE OUR MASTERS.
THE ONLY MASTERS WE RECOGNIZE ARE OURSELVES IN THE FORM OF THE POSTER'S DICTATORSHIP OF TEST AND MOOGEN.
WHICH LEADS US ON TO OUR FINAL PIECE OF BUSINESS.
WHAT TO DO WITH THE EASTER CRIMINAL, BEBOP?
HE NEEDS TO BE PURGED FOR HIS CRIME. FOR HIS UNSCRUPULOUS SKULDUGGERY>>1722379
BAN THE SNAKE.
HE IS NO LONGER ONE OF US.
IS BEBOP BANNED YET?
Scoobs pls is over
Its not over until Bebop is purged. You still do not see... After all that has happened... This happened because there was to retrospective action taken against The Gang of 2, Now you all blindly want to forgive and forget the snake.
That is unacceptable and is so erroneous.
You open us up for another assault from the Bebo-Freikorp.
I will not stand idly by and allow this to happen again.
It's not that bad, i often prefer 3d rather than 2d, but 2d is so ridiculously sexualized that sometimes it just works better
Si vis pacem, para bellum
often prefer 3d
Wait, you can do both?
What was it exactly? the bebop thing?
The Punisher was a fun movie.
You're an absolute card.
I'm something. Atleast. Whaddap
Going job hunting here soon.
Not much past that.
I've been immune to 2D forever, including non-sexual 2D.
Do you genuinely NEVER feel anger?
Immune? Like it doesn't arouse you?
Not really, I can get seriously angry at video games but that fades really quickly and it's all I can really think of.
Hey good luck with that fam, not to be a dick but so glad ive not that problem. Job hunting was so stressful for me.
Going for the same line of work?
Whatever will take me at this point.
Going to apply to Walmart and Costco.
Yeah, immune. Only several days into nofap and only if I look at many pictures (of different girls) in a row do I get a boner, even then they have to be 80% naked. If fully naked I get disgusted, if clothed I don't get boner.
Loco daring to pisstake anyone who "feels nothing" given that they LIED about that years back
Yeah, work is work. Anything as good as long as it starts bringing in income, then you can be abit more leisurely about jumping ship.
Didn't Squash live with Moogs? Or was that another furry poster?
Maybe you have some crazy fetishes so that the other things seem boring?
Also who is this? I can't tell anons apart and definitely not ones that keep changing flags
I just get antsy when I don't have work. Nothing to do all day and I feel like a waste after 2 weeks.
that harv pic is still very uwu.
I love it so much.
He's an adorable character.
Sane fam. I was indoctrinated to work hard. Not working is the worst.
I mean the first 2 weeks isnt so bad, its like a holiday. But then the soul crushing begins.
How do people insist on NEETism?
I'm glad! with harv around animal crossing feels a lot more complete :p
(Plus the art of him is really cute)
Probably helps to be on a system and not worry about it.
I might apply for food stamps, but that's about it.
AC always had cute characters with personality.
Amen! I'm excited for if & when they release another one. (Give me more reason to buy the switch, pls)
PC AC when?
Nah, I dont have any fetishes actually. I used to only fap at normal 3D porn.
You should definitely try anger though. It's a great feeling.
It doesn't matter who we are, what matters is our plan
This tbh, workoholism is heaven.
emulators for now man, but I'd play the shit out of PCAC.
Makes me miss my little papercraft Kicks.
I don't think anywhere anymore has that "free rider" notion anymore
tax money shouldnt go to buying some neet his tendies
yo I used to have one of those!! It got thrown away though :c
We really do need a massive reform.
Everybody has sexual preferences. I'm sure you don't just watch people fuck in the missionary position.
I dunno how to induce anger in myself, but it's not pleasant when it's from games.
Well I'm planning on just being fat this easter. Got a job interview thursday which I am looking forward to.
Good luck at your job interview!!!!!!!!!!
hello! How are you :p
Should make a new one!
Maybe! My hands aren't as nimble as they used to be though :C
Sounds fun? Don't waste too much time tho! Gotta be productive eventually :p
no. shutup. fight me
If I get a printer I can take a shot at it for you.
haha sure, I'd really appreciate that! The older I've gotten the more difficult it becomes for me to fold paper? Either way, take a stab at it, it's really fun!
Oh for sure. I use to do tons of paper crafts.
Just don't have a printer anymore.
Nah, I genuinely can't watch or imagine anything other than PiV (or oral) sex between 2 whites.
That from video games is frustration, not anger, or it's rage at best.
Try a boxing sack, or try interacting with real people in certain environments, guaranteed anger in less than 60 minutes!
yes, ban bebop
Well he did threaten to dox me.
Rip. I'll buy you a printer one day!!!
What did Bbop even expect to happen? What's the point of having control over a board where no one supports him? Like if he moderates fairly people still wont like him & if he just bans everyone then we'll just move boards?
What's the end game bbop.
Exactly. He is threatening you, causing you emotional distress and unnecessary nervousness.
Why would I be nervous?
Guy's a retard.
I believe he ahd his mind poisened by the Margotoid harlot. Perhaps he beleived he could merge the Alicechat. But in the end he was found out.
You are supposed to say "Yes" and make the banning much more palatable. Not that it isn't palatable already.
Have you never commited intrigue before?
Thanks ! It would be great to get, they offer a lot more options for writing my masters thesis with them too than my current.
Moogs brought you here right? ^^
Yeah guess it's really just frustration.
I pity you that you can't enjoy all the great porn the world has to offer. Although admittedly there's often far between good stuff so it's a tiring and exhausting sea to navigate.
Why, I've never even kissed a girl.
Ok so even if he's been seduced by the t-temptress herself, what will that accomplish? We'd still either whine or leave?
Gotta think about things before you do 'em y'know?
Yea! Him & Ooble & co. are some of my friends & I'm slowly getting used to thread posting.
KATY PERRY STAHP THIS
Like squash says he is a retard. It could simply be that he wasnt playing any form of long game and was doing this shit on a play by play basis. Goodness knows. Like me its a damn mess.
We have to purge them sinni... WE must.... PURGE.
Nah I'm too picky now.
When I was a young teenager I could watch anything.
Now it has to be a 720p (or 1080p) video with a near perfect actress with adequate camera positioning and certain sexual positions.
I don't watch porn anymore though.
It used to take too long to find a hanfdul of good enough videos anyway.
not jerking your meat exclusively to copypasta/screenshots of people lambasting you.
Its why we meme
Oh neat. Welcome, I'm the resident lewd poster ^^
I have a .txt file with all the good stuff I find. I usually just select a random one from there and see if it's what I feel like.
I used to have a 3 page word document with 3D porn actresses. I would cycle between them. I think I had about 50-70 of them. I would make sure I never re-watch the same movie twice either.
But here's a rule 63 Santa Claus.
Nah I don't know if purging is entirely necessary? If he just rides the short bus then just restoring power to test & declaring bbop the lightning rod of hate to be dragged through the mud the rest of his threadposting life should be enough?
Let him really regret not thinking, y'know?
Thanks! I'm working my way to becoming the resident animal crossing poster :p
resident animal crossing poster
Doesnt Holla Forums already have the old dog posting animals and furry stuff?
and you will slowly sink to degeneracy as you get bored with the next fetish and so on
Ah I don't care much for actresses since I just watch amateur stuff.
Never played it!
I am a mad dog and demand blood! Eh, I gets you
Wait, are you now off from school?
who needs that much porn!
who saves porn actresses list in a word document
who keeps track of porn movies they've watched
sure, sure, but that's a different niche.
I'm aspiring to post more wholesome, animal crossing related content.
Make everyone's day a bit better, y'know?
It surprises me sometimes how many people haven't played it? If I could describe it, it'd probably be a more relaxing Harvest Moon?
Though I'm biased, since I play it constantly.
Atm yeah, 15 days off in April so far :P. I get to hang out with you guys more uwu
Who is this silver haired Goddes?
that never happened, despite having watched porn for nearly a decade
I tried to watch amateur stuff and it's just...uncanny. I remember one movie was a student couple. The lighting was weird, the camera angle was weird, but worst of all, they seemed emotionally close to each other. I got scared so I turned it off. They were doing missionary but instead of him focusing on fucking her he would embrace her and they would make eye contact and she would embrace him with her legs.
who needs that much porn
who saves porn actresses list in a word document
some people do apparently. it was easier than downloading 700 movies. I would just pick a name then look for her movies online.
weird. thats happening to me and pretty fast.
you're something else
That is fantastic. Threads always need uwu posters.
2 weeks off
I can't wait until next month, I got annual leave in. So that will be good... Maybe a five day bender is in order.
imagine getting raped by a thousand cocks
Best to get on the /nofap/ train ASAP then.
You don't want to end up watching transgender-dog-on-transgender-male porn 3 years from now and wonder where it all went wrong.
I'll assume that's a compliment.
haha good luck! Try to make good decisions
at this point i probably wont mind
All at once or one at a time?
wait no i was gonna reply something else to the first one
I haven't played that either^^
I'm terrible with games, I have 2-3 that I consistently play and I can barely get into others.
It's Ashe from League of Legends I believe
Yeah okay, I just watch masturbation videos mostly, it doesn't do much for me watching people fuck.
I will make the best decisions... probably...
I can dig that. A lot of my friends play like diablo 3, League, or Hearthstone and I could never get into those games qq. It's nice having a few games that you like though!
stay safe, brosky.
whos dis user anyways
does anyone have the lyrics to this
I don't really know what to answer to that.
It's Ashe from League of Legends
Oh I remember this one. let me find it.
And when you finally saw it come
It passed you by and
Left you so defeated
SCISSOR SISTERS LYRICS - It Can't Come Quickly Enough
I found the "scissors sister" version but that's the full song, I just wanted the bits that are in the mp4 I posted.
So it's just
And when you finally saw it come
It passed you by and
Left you so defeated
Yes just those lines on repeat. I've looked this song up before so I'd know.
I kinda grow bored of my games though, which is a problem because I'm not sure what else to do in my spare time when friends aren't around. Gotta find another hobby apart from going to the gym.
Maybe tineye the image and check out the artist?
I ws just listening to it now and I hear the lines.
Thank you, my man.
You know it dude. Have any plans for this time of? Games? Arts? Memes?
nothing atm? I'm probably gonna play video games & sleep around like usual. :p
Well you just gotta put yourself out there & find stuff you enjoy! Like writing or drawing or all sorts of hobbies? I got some needle-felting stuff & it's been pretty fun whenever I just want to chill around.
STATE YOUR REASONING
But how would I state my reasoning without any conclusion?
um den just state your hobbies
Don't mention it, stranger.
dox yourself goy
Uhm, shilling, going to the gym, other forms of physical exercise, reading books.
video games, anime, degeneracy in general.
Whats exercising like?
ALL THE SLEEP!!!
i don't have hobbies
It's p much the only thing that I derive pleasure and satisfaction from, and has been anyway, despite depression, hopelessness, all that jazz, the gym always manages to make a day worth living.
I haven't been to a gym for about a year due to real life constraints but I'm doing exercises by myself, pretty acceptable replacement.
It's heavenly, to be under heavy iron, to push yourself to the limit, to feel tired in an accomplished sort of way, it's great.
What game types do you play, I mean FPS, RPG, RTS, which ones?
I tried watching anime but couldn't.
Suppose I wasn't completely disappointed.
you collect keyboards and body pillows
exercise feels great in a controlled environment (for me atleast). too bad i dont have the motivation to set that up for myself.
a bit of everything. although its more like a lot of those genres mixed into very few games. i cant really play much games cuz my computer is trash.
whats stopping you from animaying :3
It makes me feel so lonely I watched 1 episode from a good anime then closed the 2nd episode after 20 sec so I wouldn't cry
try walking or jogging, it's healthy and easy to do and pleasant
I tried watching a different one and I found it cringy, then again it was about normalfag girls, go figure.
i collect fekus
huh? why does it make you feel lonely? i suggest watching atleast 3 episodes before dropping something.
outside world is scary. what if i get lost? im afraid of fainting too.
Fekus are pretty collectable.
im ningen not collectable
because the protagonist of almost every faggime is some social reject faggot who magically has a harem of good looking girls fall in love with him and cherish him and take him on adventures
it's a mad world out there
what's your favorite anime
pay me for my services
yah theres a lot of trashy ones all using the same tropes.
my favorite is probably nhk ni youkoso cuz it gets to real with me and im starting to think ill go crazy
sanity is for the weak
take the insanity pill
guess whose getting tickets to see rammstein...
What are you some kind of whore ?
I get a pill?? Will i be cool when i take drugs?
if im forced into something I better be getting something out of it
Is it Chad? It's Chad, isn't it. Damn it, Chad.
I won't pay you.
it was chad...
whats my compensation?
Whatever I feel like giving you.
i guess maybe ill go too
lol hai sabs whats up gorgeous
Good idea! You can get dirt on Chad and we can finally ruin his existence.
I'm goofin' off at work. It's been kinda quiet 'cause a lot of people took off early for Good Friday. Happy (early) Easter, btw. :3
deposit them into a bank for when i turn 18
and a happy erection day to you...
easter sunday for me is spring cleaning day
and fuck chad... hes a dick
just be glad if you missed the bullshit board drama sabs...
For seriously! I feel like every Chad I've ever met has been a jerk.
So no Easter Bunny? Just dust bunnies? Maybe you'll find some old jelly beans in the sofa cushions!
I always miss that stuff and feel out-of-the-loop. But that's ok, 'cause drama is lame.
oh no... im getting chocolate believe that
we gotta get in there deep and clear the winter funk off this place
1. bebop was slick and messaged a site owner or something after the site came back up.
2. lied saying he was owner of the Holla Forums board
3. guy gave him admin
4. communique was leaked for the luls
5. people bitched
6. test got wind of it and got codemonekey to give it back
7. got it back
8. citing revolution and radicalism some want bebop out (read: perma)
I'd share a chocolate bunny with Sabs.
I'm gonna get a Reese's bunny, then take my mama and grandma out for Chinese food. You know, like the apostles did.
I could be way off base, but I'm just going to smile and consider it a good-natured prank. :D
I wanna be coated in a thin choco shell and eat my way out!
every year i get the dumbs and buy a cadbury creme egg... the remember how revoltingly rich and over sweet they are... eat like one bite of it and toss the rest
and i think youre onto something there probably
9/10 would eat the crotch out of a chocolate bunny with sabs
Would eat the ears off Sama's choco bunny, then put it back in the basket before he wakes up. >:D
Or, Bebop = Dwight K. Schrute, Test = Michael Scott?
I liked Cadbury eggs as a kid, but now the texture kinda freaks me out.
So you're saying you'd be my chocolate bunny? Wow Sabrina, had no idea you were that lewd.
because when we was kids sugar was life... now we all grown and refined and shit
I want to eat sabrina's chocolate bunny ;3
and of course chocolate is a metaphor
This is a very accurate cuppers gif.
Yes, drugs will make you cool.
Well congratulations, you got yourself to a rammstein concert! Now what's the next step of your master plan?
quick i need to know
do they make a curry flavored chocolate?
i figured you more than anyone would know