I identify as an F-14 Tomcat

Josiah Richardson
Josiah Richardson

I identify as an F-14 Tomcat.

All urls found in this thread:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UC9vYVAJxWc
https://github.com/madsbuvi/MTY_CL
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hPSQ23NRED8
https://www.marktplaats.nl/a/auto-s/oldtimers/m1152917507-toyota-corolla-1-6i-gt-coupe-twincam-16v.html
https://madeby.google.com/phone/
https://images2.alphacoders.com/598/thumb-1920-598673.jpg
https://nhentai.net/g/115927/
https://exhentai.org/g/1042804/7b8477dc6c/
https://exhentai.org/g/977852/80a219a543/
https://exhentai.org/g/1035013/fb0ae3018d/
https://exhentai.org/g/908485/b63fbeede7/
https://exhentai.org/g/1009829/5eed7bd720/
Gavin Lewis
Gavin Lewis

what jobs have you tried to apply to?

and when is the deadline to get new job before you lose the bet?

Cooper Murphy
Cooper Murphy

Yes, k-on has all the hair colors, but hitagi is 100% purple.

Nah I think black is black and purple is purple but yes, light does tend to change the color of the hair.

Gabriel Scott
Gabriel Scott

Why not just go back to grad studies??

Christian Watson
Christian Watson

How do I make a patent?

Yeah, KonoSuba patented black hair

Bentley Anderson
Bentley Anderson

but is there a hair that is really black it wont change color in direct sunlight?

mine is totally black but in the end, under sunlight it turns brown-ish

Michael Gomez
Michael Gomez

Mostly office jobs. Technical assistants nutrition officers and stuff. I passed most of the exams and i'm just waiting for the results of the interview. I'm also thinking of being a medical technologist since i have a license for that though I really don't like it.

Juan Murphy
Juan Murphy

why cant pure black be a real hair color

Jacob Martin
Jacob Martin

ohhh
in that case, i wish you all the best and good luck!

i'm going to sleep now. happy downloading and don't sleep too late, light!

gnight!

Christian Kelly
Christian Kelly

I'm still thinking if it is really for me since if I were to continue my grad studies, it would take me around 5 years and lots of moolah to finish.

Isaiah Edwards
Isaiah Edwards

I remember reading somewhere that it's just crazy-ass perspective setting, and her hair is actually black. Like how Nadeko has green hair in the OP.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UC9vYVAJxWc

I think putting a sticky note with "EMMA'S IDEA" on the idea is good enough.

Wait

my hair is pure black :/

Jackson Walker
Jackson Walker

I got some goose bumps listening to this podcast.

Oh my.

Jordan Ramirez
Jordan Ramirez

How do people get their trips like that?
How did gookmonkey get !odemonkey as his trip? Is it just 000s of attempts until you find something that sounds like a word, then stick with it?

Mine is pitch black but after I wash it and in sunlight it becomes brown.

patented black hair
Does that mean I'll get sued for-
(USER WAS DMCA'D FOR THIS POST)

William Evans
William Evans

i mean like jet black. muh hair is black 2 so we are same

Caleb Ramirez
Caleb Ramirez

Thanks. Nini

Hudson Barnes
Hudson Barnes

But our hair IS jet black? How much more blacker do you want it? Vantablack-black?

That'd be creepy. Hair needs some gloss.

Aiden Wright
Aiden Wright

Oh okay, where is the idea?

Rekt

How do people get their trips like that?
https://github.com/madsbuvi/MTY_CL

Bentley Garcia
Bentley Garcia

yah i want vanta black hair to be a super edgelord

Caleb Myers
Caleb Myers

What does jet black even mean?

I mean, the jet in Henkei Shoujo wasn't black

Eli Young
Eli Young

jet black
black jet
bane is bald
have we started the fire
crashing this plane
Shit, I cracked it! Jet black refers to the fuel that a plane emits when it starts crashing, which is capable of burning all brunette bodily hair in a 100m radius behind it.
That's why bane wears the mask, to keep his beard intact from the "jet black".

Jason Jackson
Jason Jackson

time to see if Holla Forums is still gay in firefox

Nathaniel Clark
Nathaniel Clark

jet black melts red beams

Connor Powell
Connor Powell

Another sticky note on a normal car but it says "but it's diamond".

*pat* silly fek

racist

Aaron Perez
Aaron Perez

thanks fam

Hudson Rivera
Hudson Rivera

should i stop being edgy? if im not edgy im depressed.

Adrian Evans
Adrian Evans

You already have the blackest hair, idk how it can be blacker.

Bentley Gray
Bentley Gray

Become not edgy by ingesting copious amounts of opiates.

Xavier Butler
Xavier Butler

im pretty sure hair dyes these days can go darker than natural

drugs r bad dude

Sebastian Watson
Sebastian Watson

well, dye it blacker and see if it helps.

Benjamin Fisher
Benjamin Fisher

drink robitussin

Nathan Morris
Nathan Morris

nah i dont wanna be an edgelord its cringy

Adrian Campbell
Adrian Campbell

Sup, cunts?

Leo Bailey
Leo Bailey

hello negro

Jason Lee
Jason Lee

omg make up your mind

Cameron Ramirez
Cameron Ramirez

I'm super white tho. Like, I'm scared to go outside rn cause it's actually sunny and warm and springtime x_x

Cooper Richardson
Cooper Richardson

dis is a gud video
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hPSQ23NRED8

Hunter Wood
Hunter Wood

SUPER WHITE

Elijah Roberts
Elijah Roberts

ask her to sing it to you irl life

Leo Walker
Leo Walker

woah no way?! in real life life? thats two times the life!

Angel Morgan
Angel Morgan

ywn be super Aryan

Cameron Nelson
Cameron Nelson

invite her to your room and go play osssssss and watch anime

Zachary Bennett
Zachary Bennett

fuck, ziggo, fix je shit

Benjamin Lewis
Benjamin Lewis

Aryan
white
pick one only

Christian Nguyen
Christian Nguyen

but it smells like semen sometimes

Colton Davis
Colton Davis

TFW you should be getting notified today if you got the new job and will make enough to start sugar daddying again

Mason Scott
Mason Scott

She probably doesn't recognize the smell if it's not too pungent.

Jaxson Kelly
Jaxson Kelly

Buy me an AE86 Levin Coupé daddy

Carson Davis
Carson Davis

are you implying shes a complete virgin

Cameron Morales
Cameron Morales

I'll buy you a Hot Wheels car.

Brandon Jenkins
Brandon Jenkins

same tbh fam

Nathan Martinez
Nathan Martinez

idk

You can check while she's there.

Thomas Scott
Thomas Scott

yeah but checking would mean lewd

Hudson Jenkins
Hudson Jenkins

You are lewd.

Easton Long
Easton Long

how else do you check for virginity without spreading the pussy

Leo Kelly
Leo Kelly

Animal abuse.

Zachary Wilson
Zachary Wilson

The European version Corolla Levin 1600 GT Liftback (AE86).

omg i need

Hunter Cook
Hunter Cook

"hey have you seen a dick irl life?"

Christian Clark
Christian Clark

Dressing them up?

Brody Lewis
Brody Lewis

what if she was blindfolded and raped

William Hughes
William Hughes

https://www.marktplaats.nl/a/auto-s/oldtimers/m1152917507-toyota-corolla-1-6i-gt-coupe-twincam-16v.html

gimme
Wait no

Lucas Gray
Lucas Gray

you have to think of the most degenerate possibilities before you talk to a degenerate

Robert Hall
Robert Hall

I think I found the clown vomit region

Carter Gutierrez
Carter Gutierrez

Did you just corrupt the textures or something?

Gabriel Hill
Gabriel Hill

iufhgdughfd

i gfive up

Jaxon Thomas
Jaxon Thomas

Ihave no idea what I corrupted other than
randomly changing the value of 800 bytes 41-43% into the rom

Carter Gutierrez
Carter Gutierrez

You are doing this instead of getting gud.

Nicholas King
Nicholas King

yes

Julian Collins
Julian Collins

Way to go. You fucked it up.

Anthony Campbell
Anthony Campbell

800 bytes

why

Ayden Perez
Ayden Perez

Forcing your pets into clothing should count as animal abuse tbh.
They always just look like they want to die.

Luke Rivera
Luke Rivera

nothing happened for a huge chunk and then suddenly clown vomit

I adjust it down if it crashes

Ethan Hill
Ethan Hill

When nobody dresses you up in animal outfits

Cameron Martin
Cameron Martin

there must be more efficient ways to reverse data structures

Wyatt Scott
Wyatt Scott

aa idk if that is whatI am doing

SORRY

Gabriel Nguyen
Gabriel Nguyen

Or you could be speedrunning it.

Daniel Martinez
Daniel Martinez

WWIII when

Matthew Sullivan
Matthew Sullivan

NOW

Austin Anderson
Austin Anderson

When Putin's and Trump's micropenises collide at 767 miles per hour.

Adrian Cruz
Adrian Cruz

At least they are not dickless like Justin

Thats pretty fucked up

William Carter
William Carter

It'll be a combined length of 3 inches that destroys the world.

Jayden Murphy
Jayden Murphy

6 Feral Ghouls are in my vault

GG NO RE

Ian Gray
Ian Gray

And nothing of value was lost

Liam Miller
Liam Miller

I'm a bad man.

Jose Williams
Jose Williams

being anything less than a blond-haired blue eyed perfection of humanity

Bentley Robinson
Bentley Robinson

I feel bad for people who aren't this tbh.

Elijah Cooper
Elijah Cooper

Who here /nofap/?

5 years
Worth it anyway, I presume that's a medical degree, so much money there.

Dylan Reed
Dylan Reed

I heard if you don't masturbate, you develop magic powers.

Isaac Cox
Isaac Cox

No need to revolt

Kayden Perez
Kayden Perez

No need to report

Brody Ramirez
Brody Ramirez

god
dick hard

Andrew Myers
Andrew Myers

emmers im sleepy

Camden Jones
Camden Jones

ikters im sleepy

Michael Price
Michael Price

sleep together

Asher Thompson
Asher Thompson

yes do this!

Ayden Rivera
Ayden Rivera

ecchi

Isaiah Davis
Isaiah Davis

no step on snek

Christopher Rodriguez
Christopher Rodriguez

My job is run by French religious heretic faggots and they are giving us this Friday off.

So I'm getting a 3 day weekend and also buying myself a new phone and getting new glasses or contacts.

It's called Good Friday lmao

Pretty fucking good imo

Josiah Anderson
Josiah Anderson

Okay.

Asher White
Asher White

How's it hanging user?

Jordan Flores
Jordan Flores

lg g6

Asher Rivera
Asher Rivera

Wth does that have to do with the French

Elijah Foster
Elijah Foster

Low and swinging.

Blake Nguyen
Blake Nguyen

But if I were to buy that I wouldn't be left with any money to buy myself some new glasses or contacts
I'm still debating between the two

What kind of phone do you have?

Who knows
Who cares

3 day weekend nigga

Might aswell kill yourself lmao

Chase Hughes
Chase Hughes

LG G6

CONS
You’re paying top price for older internals
Camera isn’t a huge improvement
UK model lacking features

lmao nice fucking meme Emma

Easton Brooks
Easton Brooks

LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Cameron Green
Cameron Green

Ah, so drugged up you can't make a coherent sentence I see.

Grayson Martin
Grayson Martin

I'm on like a 13 day weekend right now, git gud

Leo Foster
Leo Foster

meow

bump

Jonathan Turner
Jonathan Turner

lg g6

Jaxon Brooks
Jaxon Brooks

You’re paying top price for older internals
Sorry for my Canadian shill phone companies giving me it cheap

Camera isn’t a huge improvement
dual 13-megapixel cameras
How is that not a huge improvement?

UK model lacking features
I'm Canada though

Brayden Carter
Brayden Carter

filles canadiennes

Dylan Baker
Dylan Baker

filll let of fish canada!?
:O

Elijah Allen
Elijah Allen

2017
trusting filles canadiennes

Jace Perez
Jace Perez

Not like this

Nathaniel Williams
Nathaniel Williams

Get a Google Pixel.

Jonathan Bailey
Jonathan Bailey

You forgot the fam, fam

Man I fucking wish I was drugged up
The shroom were from Sat night
It was great

That sounds fun
What have you been up to these past 2 weeks?

Nice, what's your wallpaper on it?
Also what OS does it use?

Oh do you have a payment plan going on?
I don't like those, like I'm planning to throw down all the money for it this weekend. I prefer paying it in full so I just have to worry about the basic phone bill

dual 13MP
I dunno man, the ZTE Axon 7 has a 20MP camera
Besides you only need one camera you doofus :^)

I'm Canada though
lmao get fucked Subtle

Lemme check it out

Thomas Bailey
Thomas Bailey

were from

Julian Cook
Julian Cook

fish toaster. queen octopus

yyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyip

Jordan Sanchez
Jordan Sanchez

sushi takoyaki on toast? :)

Aiden Carter
Aiden Carter

poutine chalupas

Blake Jackson
Blake Jackson

https://madeby.google.com/phone/

Just buy it through their store.

Eli Sanders
Eli Sanders

Canadian Taco Bell needs to do this tbh

Isaac Collins
Isaac Collins

i had a tim hortins Churro doughnut

Parker Williams
Parker Williams

This tbh lmao

Brandon Rogers
Brandon Rogers

Relaxing and staying fit, should be programming though :c

Brayden King
Brayden King

with picante sauce or sour cream?

food of any sort sounds good right now.

Owen Nguyen
Owen Nguyen

eat a yummy food!
:D

Aiden Price
Aiden Price

The KimiUso one.
Windows 20

Nah, it's literally if you lock in the basic contract you get it for hella cheap, it's the same price as just a phone bill.
But muh wide angle

Josiah Martin
Josiah Martin

Maybe you should, I don't know, not buy processed foods if you're too broke to afford literally anything else.

Michael Hernandez
Michael Hernandez

eat a yummy food!
:D

Jack Roberts
Jack Roberts

Une sorte de volonté de manger la chatte canadienne pour être honnête en riant mon cul

Jaxon Lopez
Jaxon Lopez

i had a tim hortins Churro doughnut

Gabriel Jackson
Gabriel Jackson

yeah, same

Andrew Gomez
Andrew Gomez

yeah, same

Justin Campbell
Justin Campbell

was it a food?

yeah?

Anthony Turner
Anthony Turner

I'll have to figure something out.

Elijah Ward
Elijah Ward

Fuck if I know.

Ian Fisher
Ian Fisher

what can you do?

Samuel Thompson
Samuel Thompson

Actually seems pretty nice
Though I'd probably get it though a payment plan cause I'd still want to buy some glasses lol

staying fit

You swear like you're gonna get fat overnight lol
You make programming sound like it's not fun at all

ecks dee

both

and gravy too

KimiUso

Wait, which one is that one? The cancer chick and beta pianist?
All I understand is lie from that lol

Windows 20
not using Windows 11
No but seriously is it called Windows 20? lol

Is it a year contract?
Not too bad I guess, I might do that but contracts kinda scare me
I'm pretty scared of commitment

post wide pictures
I'm expecting Hidamari Sketch tier W I D E

Isaiah Brooks
Isaiah Brooks

Could do with something to eat right now tbh. But bed is too warm and comfy.

Jaxon Watson
Jaxon Watson

Yeah, that one.
A crop of this: https://images2.alphacoders.com/598/thumb-1920-598673.jpg

Are you stupid? It's Android Nougat zzz
Two year contract

I'd need to actually go outside for that
wide cheeks

Zachary Gomez
Zachary Gomez

Consistency is everythinggg

It is when you're feeling motivated and not hitting walls

old kitty pictures

Owen Parker
Owen Parker

Make mac and cheese with hotdogs and ketchup.

Christian Hernandez
Christian Hernandez

Oh, I never knew you liked it
I remember my friend showed me it and we marathoned it one night
He was like on the verge of tears and I kinda wanted to laugh cause he looked like a totally bitch lol but I also felt kinda sad from the anime so I didnt know what to feel

Are you stupid?
Wow, you didn't even say it in Japanese
I'm disappoint Ems

2 years is a long time dude, you could be dead by then man
Super spooky

Go outside for once you greasy fujoshi :^)
W I D E P U F F Y V U L V A

Not really, it is essential but you will never really have fun that way

Do programmers make good money?

I have a bunch of em, I just never go in my Camera folder cause that thing is fucking massive and takes forever to load all the pictures

Brody Anderson
Brody Anderson

The poor man's Poutine

Anthony Ross
Anthony Ross

The dream, man. I'd kill for a quality sandwich right now though.

Grayson Howard
Grayson Howard

It's always more fun than sitting inside :3

Yeah, comp. sci is one of the highest paid degrees. But it's not like I want anything more than to have enough money to live comfortably on.

None of em are as thirsty as this guy

Colton Williams
Colton Williams

Yeah, it was pretty good :3

Baka nyano?

Oh ok thank, I go tomorrow ok

Jordan Powell
Jordan Powell

*eats a sandwhich*

Jace Garcia
Jace Garcia

Go to Subway then.

Ethan Howard
Ethan Howard

I wish we had subway here.
I ended up finding some chocolate instead, so I'll be fine.

Jackson Price
Jackson Price

Chocolate does not really make a meal.
Just stop being a lazy shit and go to the kitchen.

Lincoln Lewis
Lincoln Lewis

Hey d00ds

Eli Rodriguez
Eli Rodriguez

I enjoy being a lazy shit occasionally though.
Particularly when in bed.

Caleb Cruz
Caleb Cruz

So you are not a top is what you are saying.

Christopher King
Christopher King

hello friends~!

Justin Long
Justin Long

Evening.

Nathaniel Morris
Nathaniel Morris

Howdy!

Someone to talk to~

Luke Hall
Luke Hall

we're already having a conversation!

what's up scanner?

Adrian Ortiz
Adrian Ortiz

We are, yes.

Levi James
Levi James

Chillin, watching videogame salt, and listening to streamers and playing Shelter.

Gonna play Beat Cop later.

Alexander Martinez
Alexander Martinez

so why start one here? :3

what's beat cop? do you beat cops?

Kevin Ramirez
Kevin Ramirez

My imouto made tilapia for me and she forgot to put salt on it but I still ate it cause I didnt wanna be an asshole and not eat it

What do you even do anyways? Go out for runs/jogs?
No wonder you're so skinny

Quit being tsundere, you know you wanna make bank dude

He'sso kawaii
He reminds me of deez only yours is fatter
What's his name?

Did you cry? :3

HNNNNNNGGHHHHHHH
That's the good stuff

Promise? :^)

Jacob Hill
Jacob Hill

Lewd anime pictures.

John Watson
John Watson

I can't decide whether I should get contacts or new glasses

I have to decide by Friday

AHHHHHH DOUSHIO

Grayson Phillips
Grayson Phillips

Get laser eye surgery or maybe learn to open your eyes nip <3 u soto

James Hernandez
James Hernandez

I do enjoy this folder...

Mason Robinson
Mason Robinson

And why is that.

Dominic Hernandez
Dominic Hernandez

You're a gumshoe cop on the beat, demoted from detective.

Gotta find you framed you for murder, while keeping the streets safe in the shittiest place in America. AND it's all 80s inspired, and 16 bit.

Plus, succubi are fucking hot. *drool*

Brayden Ross
Brayden Ross

No you fucking nigger I only have like 300 to 400 to blow on glasses or contacts

Laser eye surgery isn't that cheap nigga
I fucking wish

I also wish I could open my eyes ;~;

Jose Reed
Jose Reed

We Hibike now?

Samuel Young
Samuel Young

Get eye patches instead.

Levi Morris
Levi Morris

That dialogue is cringeworthy.

Elijah Flores
Elijah Flores

The pirate look is in this year tbh

cybering Subtle in a nutshell

Parker Gomez
Parker Gomez

Damn dude if a girl makes food you eat it and say it was good :3

Running/tkd/lifting

Bank would be nice but like.. I think once you're 100k, you're just chasing richer and richer people

lol I can't even remember, belongs to my cousins. IIRC it's a manly name

Connor Butler
Connor Butler

sexual imagery makes me feel good inside

naisu
that sounds interesting

but what's a gumshoe cop?

i dunno what that is

Austin Kelly
Austin Kelly

When you masturbate as such, I assume.

Oliver Fisher
Oliver Fisher

You're living it. Nationalists vs Internationalists.

Jaxon Brooks
Jaxon Brooks

Soto what's your opinion on this image

Jackson James
Jackson James

You know, your archetypal cop you see on 80s crime dramas.

Julian Walker
Julian Walker

That's what I did, but it seriously needed salt lol
Hey, she's barely learning though

Just how fit are you anyways?

Damn that's alot dude
But still you could use the extra money to help out your parents or just travel around the world
That's what I'd do tbh

The anime you were posting lewds from

It's adorable
just like you

Andrew Ortiz
Andrew Ortiz

I've been masturbating a lot less lately, and now that I do it every few days it feels a lot more satisfying~

Jace Cook
Jace Cook

I just save images, I don't know where most of them are from :3

Christopher Campbell
Christopher Campbell

Well good.

Xavier Morris
Xavier Morris

T R I G G E R E D

Hibike Euphonium lewds are the shit man

Ryan Nelson
Ryan Nelson

ohhhh that's that music anime, sound euphonium, I was gonna watch that soon

Charles Richardson
Charles Richardson

Which one?

Anthony Barnes
Anthony Barnes

Oh god, I can't remember this artist!

Wyatt Wright
Wyatt Wright

woops I mislinked, sorry

I used to fap every day and I don't recommend it

Blake Martinez
Blake Martinez

null

Kevin Martinez
Kevin Martinez

Naturally. I assume it would make one sore.

Levi Fisher
Levi Fisher

Couldn't you just add your own salt?!

I do too much cardio so.. quite. I'd rather be ripped though.

Or buy your parents a new car. I know my dad would probably love a new motorbike.. isn't that something people dream about gifting their parents?
My Uncle travelled to Thailand and never came back so it's not always a good idea :3

Michael Robinson
Michael Robinson

ty bro ^-^

Landon King
Landon King

not really, it's just not as pleasurable, the release isn't as satisfying :x

Zachary Jones
Zachary Jones

I did, but I still felt like that was kinda rude

Being ripped has it's ups and downs
You should stay thin and fit so you can be a qt trap :3

Oh, your dad rides bikes? How old is the guy anyways?
Isnt he a lil too old to be riding lol
Did your uncle find a trap out there?

Joseph Wilson
Joseph Wilson

That's why one edges.

Aiden Sanchez
Aiden Sanchez

Soto I can probably lift more than you

Jose Edwards
Jose Edwards

mmhm

Elijah Martin
Elijah Martin

I stopped doing that a long time ago

I'd rather just prolong the actual fapping by making myself excited for a long time by looking at images and stuff and then eventually fapping to whatever material I think is perfect to fap to :3

Levi Hill
Levi Hill

Well alright then.

Jose Roberts
Jose Roberts

Why do traps all act like gutter trash 16 year old girls? srs question.

Liam Anderson
Liam Anderson

Because they all want to be the little girl.

Jeremiah Diaz
Jeremiah Diaz

Same amount of hormones and mental illness.

Aiden Richardson
Aiden Richardson

I can easily carry you bridal style

Mason Edwards
Mason Edwards

I don't~

everyone gets off in different ways

Levi Jenkins
Levi Jenkins

I weigh 243 lbs

Landon Stewart
Landon Stewart

I don't even know what tilapia is by the way

Trapping is never gonna happen, sorry bic boi :3

Yeah, 50s. He rides into work in London because bikes don't pay extra congestion charges.
No he just found a fat Thai wife and a lot of debt lmao

Logan Gomez
Logan Gomez

I'm going to choose to not believe you on that one.

Ethan Johnson
Ethan Johnson

Oh yes, that's quite obvious.

Hunter Bell
Hunter Bell

le epik lag

Adam Morris
Adam Morris

Nigga that ain't shit

Look at the girl behind me
She's in disbelief
That's when you know I'm stronk af

Colton Moore
Colton Moore

no you don't

why! :(

l-lewd

Jason Gutierrez
Jason Gutierrez

LMAO

Parker Wood
Parker Wood

That one still looks like it weighs less than the fat Canadian guy.

Luke Gonzalez
Luke Gonzalez

What is?

Nathan Kelly
Nathan Kelly

VeeVee, or whatever he keeps changing it to.

Owen Garcia
Owen Garcia

nigga dayum

Thomas Wilson
Thomas Wilson

This one?

I gotta admit My knees were like almost giving out and I was turning red

Leo Martinez
Leo Martinez

Because you're a trap and just the way you type seems very underaged annoying girl like.

number 1 I don't change my name and number 2 nigger you better believe I weigh less than that beast.

Julian Turner
Julian Turner

No, this guy.
He's like 1.25 Cupcake's.

Zachary Bailey
Zachary Bailey

n-never mind

no bully please

I'm not even a trap I just like to crossdress when I'm in the mood

Benjamin Wood
Benjamin Wood

holy shit
the way you type seems very underaged annoying girl like
look whos talking

Christopher Garcia
Christopher Garcia

I'm not 1.25 shit bud I'm 1 me and 1 me could put your ass in the ground

-bully-

Gavin Murphy
Gavin Murphy

Hmm.

Dominic Young
Dominic Young

1 Cupcake is a unit of measure approximately 225 pounds.

Isaac Cook
Isaac Cook

Its some shitty fish that's supposed to be healthy or some shit
I don't recommend it

What if I pay you?

Well that aint too bad, I'd be scared though
Accidents on bikes are always pretty bad
My friend has been recovering from one and he's barely walking again after like 8 months

Oh jesus christ sounds horrible lol

Daijoubu bby
I can carry you like a princess

Even if you're fat af lmao
Cause 240 is pretty up there :^)

LOL

I could lift him and his man tits tbh
I could lift TTGL so Im pretty sure I can lift obese Canadians too

Jackson Kelly
Jackson Kelly

fine no lewd stuff for you

~

Isaac Young
Isaac Young

Yea what about me?

I'm less than that, also I'm taller so I don't look nearly as fat as that hambeast.

Jose Scott
Jose Scott

Not much more for conversation tonight?

Sebastian Roberts
Sebastian Roberts

hmm, what do you wanna talk about?

Jackson Richardson
Jackson Richardson

You should still take one for the team and meet up with Cupcake.

Michael Cooper
Michael Cooper

Whatever's fine.

Leo Young
Leo Young

What is wrong with her asshole?

Michael Gray
Michael Gray

Call me when you have ovaries and then I'll care.

Kevin Thompson
Kevin Thompson

That's all Grim tho

Benjamin Perry
Benjamin Perry

A combined mass of 500 pounds and the smell of vodka, curry, and belly roll cheese.

Liam Roberts
Liam Roberts

rawr

Matthew Ward
Matthew Ward

You misspelled Emperor

Angel Hall
Angel Hall

no
that the male term

Carter Rodriguez
Carter Rodriguez

No shit.

Robert Ross
Robert Ross

I don't even weigh half that nigga

Angel Lewis
Angel Lewis

I'm not very good at thinking of stuff :\

it's not on my d

:(

-pet-

Noah Green
Noah Green

_< nezi is soo lewd

Josiah Lewis
Josiah Lewis

Alcohol.

Aiden Jenkins
Aiden Jenkins

No one can stop their brown and white love.
Except one's psychotic break afterwards.

It looks prolapsed.

Connor Morris
Connor Morris

What if I pay you?
It would have to be in the thousands

Didn't you have a moped or something?
I know, some guy died last year in an accident about 5 mins from my house

Thomas Carter
Thomas Carter

post selfies for proof

Julian Taylor
Julian Taylor

lol you need to eat more
Quit being so anorexic

On a side not I was thinking of cosplaying that dude from Sword of the Stranger

I was thinking pretty much all day at work who I should cosplay as for Fanime and AX
I only have like 2 months to do it
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH DOUSHIO

I feel like Araragi is too plain

That's the best part tho

I'll give you a thousand yen :3
Besides you're gay enough to wear a skirt tbh

Yeah, just for funsies tho
Nothing too crazy
Yeah bikes are scary but boy do you save a bunch of gas money on em
How much is gas out there in the UK like per gallon?

Tyler Lee
Tyler Lee

Aren't you like 5'4" to 5'6"?

Ethan Bell
Ethan Bell

LOL no

Jacob Wright
Jacob Wright

con buzz gives you superhuman strength

David Russell
David Russell

Retard strength, you mean.

Landon Rivera
Landon Rivera

retard strength is in that unobtainable echelon

Parker Harris
Parker Harris

I thought you were shorter than Soto and he's like 5'8".

Brandon Martinez
Brandon Martinez

Jumping down 12 flights of stairs kinda strength

I'M 5'10 YOU FUCKING NIGGER

Also lol'd so hard at the dead brandon laying in front of the entrance to AX lmaooooo

Henry Hughes
Henry Hughes

I'M 5'10 YOU FUCKING NIGGER

Evan Green
Evan Green

Am I the only non-manlet here

Brody Cruz
Brody Cruz

you need coordination and balance for that nig

Charles Watson
Charles Watson

same

Jack Sullivan
Jack Sullivan

Fuck both of you guys

Especially you Grim, nigga we've met irl

Caleb Clark
Caleb Clark

at least you aren't 5'2

Juan Rodriguez
Juan Rodriguez

Holy shit

Hudson Gray
Hudson Gray

Test*

Nathan Wood
Nathan Wood

At least you're tall for Bolivia.

Jacob Parker
Jacob Parker

bless this community

I imagine test is brolic/fast as fuck to make up for his height

Lincoln Thomas
Lincoln Thomas

No ty

So did you have to take lessons and a licence test for that?
It's like £1.20 per litre, I'm too lazy to convert

Ian Rogers
Ian Rogers

Nhentai is in my top 10 most visited websites

John Reed
John Reed

where else are we gonna get our pirated doujins

rip fakku

Camden Watson
Camden Watson

Yeah probs

wow rude

Nah man, my friend taught me how to ride a bike and I have rode them around without a license
Yeah, it's sorta illegal just aslong as you dont get caught
I never have gotten caught so there's that

Its almost 3 dollars per gallon over here

get a better hobby

Evan Brown
Evan Brown

sorry, was posting stuff for tracer

but I don't drink

:(

eh

just bad anatomy

Jose Thompson
Jose Thompson

Loli dragon futa rape incest double penetration

Ian Morgan
Ian Morgan

Then I'm at a loss.

Landon Allen
Landon Allen

did you just paste the tags of the last doujin you read

.

Ryan King
Ryan King

i'm a neet right now though

Nowi looks like a 20 year old in most of here doujins

Michael Lewis
Michael Lewis

Want me to take you out for dinner? I'll pay for everything
Since youre a piece of shit worthless NEET that doesnt have any money

Blake Wood
Blake Wood

hmm we could talk about me losing weight

being on a diet is hard x.x

Daniel Stewart
Daniel Stewart

Reminds me, need to start cardio up again.

Fucking hate it.

Just keep it up until you're content with yourself.

Caleb Watson
Caleb Watson

dare I ask you to post a page

Levi Nelson
Levi Nelson

I put most of my money in savings though so I still have money after quitting.

Brandon Nelson
Brandon Nelson

https://nhentai.net/g/115927/

Dylan Bell
Dylan Bell

He's just trying to get you to marry him for a visa.

Luke Scott
Luke Scott

ohey you're right

Sebastian Nguyen
Sebastian Nguyen

meow

:3
tracer bullet soo lewd!!!

Andrew Williams
Andrew Williams

I will personal deport him.

Some of them are loli though ;)

wau wau

Dominic Robinson
Dominic Robinson

ew

Adam Gomez
Adam Gomez

never enough

Jace James
Jace James

I'm just doing a little bit of cardio, mostly eating a lot less and only eating healthy stuff

Chase Garcia
Chase Garcia

The one I linked is the correct way to draw her.

Joseph Nguyen
Joseph Nguyen

personal

Evan Allen
Evan Allen

Oh yeah Grim Matt is crossplaying as Queen of Pain

But you don't even play dota so gtfo

Now Im def gonna get my dick wet at AX

Landon Sanders
Landon Sanders

Yes, well, beer tastes good.

Dylan Miller
Dylan Miller

You should cosplay as Frodo

Adrian Smith
Adrian Smith

How much money does he waste making stupid costumes?

Nathaniel Diaz
Nathaniel Diaz

Who should I cosplay?

Gavin Nguyen
Gavin Nguyen

FLAT

have fun tho

I wouldn't know
I'm not into those dragons

traploving neckbeards pay him plenty

Nolan Collins
Nolan Collins

trudeau

Luis Young
Luis Young

woof woof

why

wow!

she's cute

Levi Bailey
Levi Bailey

but it's 2017

Carson Cooper
Carson Cooper

lewd is the new trend

Andrew Perez
Andrew Perez

yeah, same

Wasn't he the one you tried to sleep with?

Blake Diaz
Blake Diaz

umaru then

Daniel Rogers
Daniel Rogers

2017
not using sadpanda
yall are fucking plebs I swear.

Justin Rogers
Justin Rogers

My dragon loli team

bork bork

Adam Myers
Adam Myers

it was a trudeau impression

Parker Lopez
Parker Lopez

beer has lots of calories

Aiden Brooks
Aiden Brooks

Point and laugh at the man jerking off to cartoons.

Owen Gonzalez
Owen Gonzalez

I didn't try to sleep with anyone <_<

tfw forgot my login

Ayden Foster
Ayden Foster

im a stupie head

Jonathan Gomez
Jonathan Gomez

you a stupie stupie head you a stupie head

Ryan Smith
Ryan Smith

It does, yes.

But again, tastes good.

Easton Roberts
Easton Roberts

I wanna either do
Araragi from Monogatari Series
Nanashi from Sword of the Stranger
Those are the only two I can think of ahhhhhhh

Fanime is in 2 more months

That purple haired boat with the bell, or if not someone from Love Live

lmao nigga pls

Parker Smith
Parker Smith

https://exhentai.org/g/1042804/7b8477dc6c/

Benjamin Bailey
Benjamin Bailey

It's disturbing how close you are.

Christian Sanchez
Christian Sanchez

yep

Samuel Fisher
Samuel Fisher

Cosplay as Tyrion Lannister.

Henry Miller
Henry Miller

https://exhentai.org/g/977852/80a219a543/

Charles Anderson
Charles Anderson

Bad taste.

Colton Wood
Colton Wood

LMAO SHE'S DOING UMI FROM LOVE LIVE

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

Gabriel Wright
Gabriel Wright

anal
bbw
mind break
rape
not even male:shotacon$
I didn't need your gay shit nigga.

That's more like it my dude.

Nathaniel Turner
Nathaniel Turner

>>males only
Feku I swear you are too young to be this corrupted

Matthew Foster
Matthew Foster

Subtle speaking out of experience

Christian Parker
Christian Parker

yuh dude

https://exhentai.org/g/1035013/fb0ae3018d/
its a good series tho. too bad author is stopping it

Dylan Bailey
Dylan Bailey

Feku has never even seen a penis before never.

Carter Moore
Carter Moore

wrong

Jace Jones
Jace Jones

Love Live is objectively shit.

Andrew Perry
Andrew Perry

ive seen many penises ranging from my own to middle school gym class

Isaiah Turner
Isaiah Turner

Why were you looking at other dude's dicks in gym class?

Cooper Cruz
Cooper Cruz

Feku has never touched a penis that wasn't his own.

Noah Fisher
Noah Fisher

it was fucking middle school they were running around flashing it how can i stop that

ive punched dudes in the dick because they were doing stupid shit

Carson Cooper
Carson Cooper

Doesn't count.

Henry Ross
Henry Ross

But for real who the fuck needs exhentai when you have this?

David Smith
David Smith

his

Luke Cox
Luke Cox

Just pls don't do Maki or Honoka
I beg of you

If you do Nozomi send me pics so I can masturbate to them btw

Try telling that to Wish

Gabriel Sanchez
Gabriel Sanchez

@luka

Austin Ross
Austin Ross

wouldnt anything else be gay tho?

IM A BOY

Gabriel Morales
Gabriel Morales

Chase Taylor
Chase Taylor

It's not Love Live cuck face

Jordan Powell
Jordan Powell

Her own*

fag

Nolan Hughes
Nolan Hughes

Oh so you're doing a boat?

lmao talk about garbage
jk pls do shimakaze

Charles Reyes
Charles Reyes

I'm gonna go shower before my imouto beats me to it since she takes like over an hour showering

Eli Murphy
Eli Murphy

It's not a boat either cuck face

Chase Martinez
Chase Martinez

https://exhentai.org/g/908485/b63fbeede7/

Tyler Anderson
Tyler Anderson

i dont wanna

maybe one day i'll get 5 star >_<

Easton Butler
Easton Butler

How many feathers do you have ?

Robert Hall
Robert Hall

...im here, ladies contain your orgasms

Elijah Brooks
Elijah Brooks

lmao I've read that one before
There's an even better one that came out a while about about trap boats
I never saved it though

You nigger quit teasing me

You wish you could cosplay Yuzumori but you're as dumb and old as Mimika

Nolan Cook
Nolan Cook

don't mind me just posting some non-gay shit
https://exhentai.org/g/1009829/5eed7bd720/

Owen Moore
Owen Moore

lots...
i've never used any yet... ever
they just keep giving me these random feathers? ._.

Ethan Ortiz
Ethan Ortiz

Benjamin Barnes
Benjamin Barnes

a good soto wouldve saved it

Sebastian Carter
Sebastian Carter

tf is a cuck face

Ryan Myers
Ryan Myers

Do you have 20k ?

Samuel Nelson
Samuel Nelson

beg your bf and he might tell you

Kayden White
Kayden White

cucucucucuckerfais

Josiah Bennett
Josiah Bennett

👅🍆

Henry Allen
Henry Allen

What are you faggots up to?

Ryder Sanders
Ryder Sanders

13210

Eli Reed
Eli Reed

Michael Reed
Michael Reed

*plays with grims boobs

Jose Cook
Jose Cook

scripting and shitposting

Sebastian Perry
Sebastian Perry

I'm really sick and just now got to the point I can sit up without vomiting and my migraine is going down.

Levi Peterson
Levi Peterson

playing a game

Adrian Barnes
Adrian Barnes

If you have 20k you can turn any 4star unit into a 5star.

Show me your heros.

William Morgan
William Morgan

...id tell you
but would it matter

Easton Cooper
Easton Cooper

melonpan is like the patrician version of filthy frank and h33

Joseph Gray
Joseph Gray

New.

Cooper Mitchell
Cooper Mitchell

It is also delicious.

Julian Martinez
Julian Martinez

they're the same as yesterday. i already showed u them remember?

oh kewl my log in bonus gave me 10 orbs and 5000 feather!

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