Friendly advicedo not cease drinking for months and then get blasted suddenly...

Xavier Ortiz
Xavier Ortiz

Friendly advice

do not cease drinking for months and then get blasted suddenly one night

you will have the worst hangover imaginable

Levi Roberts
Levi Roberts

That's not halal

Luis Gonzalez
Luis Gonzalez

clap clap clap
slap slap slap

Ethan Long
Ethan Long

That's not haitai

Jose Thompson
Jose Thompson

slap slap slap

Ayden Collins
Ayden Collins

slap

Wyatt Perez
Wyatt Perez

I am afraid

Cameron Collins
Cameron Collins

Scoots

the new album is out

do you like it ?

Lincoln Miller
Lincoln Miller

back left one is cute

Jack Richardson
Jack Richardson

they are ALL
CUTE

Jaxon Russell
Jaxon Russell

aiite imma head back to my parents and we'll have the stream in 4-5hours

cyu

Connor Adams
Connor Adams

The one in the middle has shark teeth.

Jaxson Price
Jaxson Price

I want to live this life.

Isaac Adams
Isaac Adams

same

Joshua Richardson
Joshua Richardson

What ethnicity is that guy? Half?

Brandon Murphy
Brandon Murphy

please watch this it is hysterical

Juan Powell
Juan Powell

Australian.

Let's hold hands.

Hunter Flores
Hunter Flores

:)

Thomas Russell
Thomas Russell

So that's why he's wearing mascara..

Isaiah Bennett
Isaiah Bennett

Is he?

idk didn't even notice

Landon Gonzalez
Landon Gonzalez

maybe he has really thick and dark eye lashes

William Lopez
William Lopez

Hello
New thread
Who dis???

Jaxon Long
Jaxon Long

Nah it just looks like it :3
Idk what sort of thing they do on twitch but I followed anyway

Connor Morgan
Connor Morgan

.///////.

Kayden Bennett
Kayden Bennett

I like how that bitch is the reason that Sita destroyed an entire city.

Jose Kelly
Jose Kelly

That short flash of "I need healing"

Ryan Wright
Ryan Wright

Are you a Mimika or a Yuzuloli?

Isaac Rodriguez
Isaac Rodriguez

who?

Levi Bell
Levi Bell

why is the fbi here

Brandon Evans
Brandon Evans

All admins have been pedophiles.

Camden Clark
Camden Clark

Iri Flina.

The half-vampire in this picture.

And Sita is that girl with black hair and yellow eyes that I used to post, which only had like 20-30 images.

Sebastian Adams
Sebastian Adams

Yuzuloli

Xavier Rivera
Xavier Rivera

Those poor little boys.

Liam Morales
Liam Morales

woah
assertive

Hunter Scott
Hunter Scott

Oh hey, I've actually got a fitting image for that.

Logan Hall
Logan Hall

i wonder why she makes sita angry :(

Caleb Jackson
Caleb Jackson

RIP in pieces, Test's victim's assholes.

Nicholas Morales
Nicholas Morales

Test was always gentle with me.

Jordan Murphy
Jordan Murphy

Have you read it all?

Jacob Jenkins
Jacob Jenkins

Chapter 7

Cooper Powell
Cooper Powell

wow weeb af

Levi White
Levi White

ur a lolicon

Adrian Wright
Adrian Wright

She kidnaps the girl Sita likes, and turns her into a vampire.

So Sita stole a sword said to be able to "Undo anything" and accidentally undoes the entire city.

Colton Johnson
Colton Johnson

Sita soo reckless ;~;

Landon Robinson
Landon Robinson

Not reckless. Just desperate.

Jaxon Howard
Jaxon Howard

yeah

Owen Morgan
Owen Morgan

To be fair, it's the faction's fault for letting the most magically powerful character in the canon at the time know where such a powerful weapon was anyway.

Nathaniel Sanchez
Nathaniel Sanchez

what is sita from?

Hunter Morales
Hunter Morales

The Ramayana I think

Lucas Robinson
Lucas Robinson

Sita and Iri are both from Sword Girls.

Jackson Gutierrez
Jackson Gutierrez

Ramadan

Justin Mitchell
Justin Mitchell

same tbh

Aiden Nguyen
Aiden Nguyen

a card game :)

Alexander Edwards
Alexander Edwards

a card game :)

Cooper White
Cooper White

Those barbell nipple piercing things are pretty hot.

Lincoln Gutierrez
Lincoln Gutierrez

Kind of just makes me want to give them a titty twister.

Anthony Myers
Anthony Myers

do not

Adrian Bennett
Adrian Bennett

You'll rip off the nipple

Eli Rivera
Eli Rivera

thanks

Andrew Cruz
Andrew Cruz

Wait. What?

Gavin Torres
Gavin Torres

hot.

Isaac Cooper
Isaac Cooper

Is it time for Birdie to save us from the nothing we've become?

Colton Scott
Colton Scott

no problem

You're gonna run out of nipples real fast.

Jason Sanders
Jason Sanders

they grow back.

Bentley Young
Bentley Young

yeah, same

Their fault for shoving things through them tbh.

Jonathan Wood
Jonathan Wood

Alright, I'll yank off your nipple so you can prove it.

Liam Wright
Liam Wright

not unless we're dating though!!

Camden Mitchell
Camden Mitchell

Emi and Ban are dating now.
I saw the logs.

Sebastian Martinez
Sebastian Martinez

Are you feeling it mister krabs?

Dominic Bailey
Dominic Bailey

I didn't know nipple ripping was such an honor.

Jordan Rivera
Jordan Rivera

yan come help me punch this dragon in the bollocks

Kevin Ward
Kevin Ward

i doubt that's how that works.
well, nipples are lewd! i wouldn't let just anyone see them, let alone touch them!

Blake Ward
Blake Ward

good, don't show ANYONE

Austin Russell
Austin Russell

I even saved the dating contract you guys signed.

Jonathan Cook
Jonathan Cook

though i did get people asking already
fucking perverts, all of you : 3
my name
lowercase
disrespectful as heck! that's it, mate, i'm gonna find you.

Levi Phillips
Levi Phillips

also it's the eighth for me already.
you fucked up on two counts.

Julian Carter
Julian Carter

You love the attention though.

Joshua Green
Joshua Green

true.

Landon Ortiz
Landon Ortiz

I'm not the one who signed it.

It'd be dated as per the country it's signed in, silly.

AKA, the United States of Holla Forums

Owen Cook
Owen Cook

forgery is a serious crime, you know! that's what got Phoenix Wright disbarred!

implying i didn't take over the board
implying it doesn't now exist in Lith
shiggy diggy

Andrew Cruz
Andrew Cruz

not wanting to look at cute boynips

Jackson Cox
Jackson Cox

Also its your fault people are asking for them.

You showed them your picture.

Carson Reed
Carson Reed

perverts
on the internet

Say it ain't so

Asher Long
Asher Long

What are you talking about, forgery?

I just said I wasn't the one who signed it.

implying abusive admin-sama would let anyone rule his board
implying the true PUPPET MASTER would let him

Elijah Allen
Elijah Allen

Rip. One of the Alice tards banned me again because they got salty.

Austin Bennett
Austin Bennett

we all know it was you.

Owen Reyes
Owen Reyes

I wasn't here for Emi posting his picture, can I get a repost?

Rip your entertainment for the night

Ayden Ross
Ayden Ross

all part of the plan~
it's more fun to get nudes of someone who loves and trusts you than a random internet slut.
you're one of them~
implying i didn't steal the board from under his nose
implying i didn't also steal /leftypol/ just for the salt

Wyatt Hughes
Wyatt Hughes

its far more fun taking nudes of someone who loves and trusts you

Jack Brooks
Jack Brooks

It's whatever. I only go there 'cause Kermit is there.
They all kind of just suck Alice's dick and I'm not allowed to shit on them there.

Kind of boring as fuck.

Jeremiah Young
Jeremiah Young

Just when I start having fun with cs after years of thinking it's utter shit I get comp disabled for 20 hours after 2 games.
Best game ever.

Evan Roberts
Evan Roberts

reposting what picture?

Jeremiah Sanders
Jeremiah Sanders

No one would be surprised, tbh

Aaron Stewart
Aaron Stewart

that's private only~
his
did you just assume my fucking gender.
or that.
ahh, so you have the reputation of being a pervert?

Julian Gonzalez
Julian Gonzalez

I got mine in private.

Manipulating the weak boys

shame

do you like the new falling in reverse album ?

Henry Diaz
Henry Diaz

Want to get fit
WW3 soon over NK or fucking Syria (I really don't hope it's fucking Syria)
Paranoid if I get fit I'll get drafted into fighting Chinks or Ruskies
I'd better learn Spanish and have a back up plan to fuck off to Argentina if SHTF

Carson Perez
Carson Perez

ehh, gotta get all of them in line and pick the best specimen so i can bear his pure aryan babies
t. all women ever.

Dylan Turner
Dylan Turner

Again
Implying the PUPPET MASTER would let this happen

Fair enough.

You have my steam, lol.

Yes. I assume everyone's gender.

Except Squash, bark gets kind of livid if you don't respect barks pronouns.

Oh.

Chase Smith
Chase Smith

Ive not heard it yet. Shit im out if the loop. How's it?

I guess. Ive no mental "brake" if thats what you mean.

Jonathan Martin
Jonathan Martin

Since when have canada drafted?

Carter Howard
Carter Howard

Echo chamber of stupidity.

So what's hoppin'?

Levi Mitchell
Levi Mitchell

getting drafted by the state
what is this, the roman republic?

it aint bad

Lincoln Brown
Lincoln Brown

I'm technically signed up for the draft.

Jackson Carter
Jackson Carter

God i miss rome, Caesar did nothing weong

Brody Sullivan
Brody Sullivan

Wrong

Liam Taylor
Liam Taylor

WW2, I think.

So it is.

Not much, catching up on some yt videos while playing Radiant Historia.

Jonathan Jones
Jonathan Jones

You have my steam, lol.
well, come and talk to me, dorko.
i-i'm shy!
Yes. I assume everyone's gender.
ehh, i guess i am a guy, sorta.
rip.
you got someone to take nudes of?

John Wilson
John Wilson

Caesar did a lot of wongs, though.

Logan Brooks
Logan Brooks

I dyed my hair blond once. It was a mistake

I don't know what to think about it yet.

I need to listen to it a few more times.

Its all on EpitaphRecords youtube page

Carter Martin
Carter Martin

Makes you appreciate your nations chooce to be a completely voluntary military institution.
Shit id be a bad choice
Have you seen me on bf4/rust

Ayden Foster
Ayden Foster

I don't really talk to anyone without cause.

Cool.

Alexander Rogers
Alexander Rogers

Sounds weeb as shit.

Nathaniel Perry
Nathaniel Perry

yup, though hes away working atm

voluntarism is nice, too bad we can only tolerate so much of it

Alexander Howard
Alexander Howard

dyeing hair
never ever.
I don't really talk to anyone without cause.
well, you wanted the pic.
that's a cause.
also i added like seven people so i can't tell which one you are.

Colton Gonzalez
Colton Gonzalez

Fucking World War
No drafting
Everyone with two balls between their legs that can carry 40 pounds of shit for a while would have a rifle in their hands and be sent off to fight in some hellhole they don't really care about before anyone could even question why the fuck the war is even happening.

Elijah Long
Elijah Long

I never knew, huh

Fetch the oil and flames. Cremation like my ancestors of old.

Typical epitaph
Billion yts out of order
I better get it downloaded for my bus home tomorrow

Better to have a force of willing, steeled professionals.

Nolan Thomas
Nolan Thomas

I was young and stuck in Florida.

Luis Perez
Luis Perez

What I really meant was "canada still drafts"

Jace Roberts
Jace Roberts

niu.
i'm too lazy.
you do it.
florida
oh god.
were you dressed like your picture, too?

Ayden Moore
Ayden Moore

Anyone want to float me 100 bucks so I can go see a friend in the state?

Levi Butler
Levi Butler

No western country drafts at the moment because there are no wars.

No one is going to pay you to see some cross-state whore

Easton Long
Easton Long

indeed

if it matters so much, anyone worth a damn will sign themselves up to fight for what is theirs

Nicholas Johnson
Nicholas Johnson

I think "loser" is still my favorite though.

I honestly can't remember what I was wear but i'm sure it wasn't a lot.

Jordan Richardson
Jordan Richardson

People would pay to see you, freak show.

Thomas Long
Thomas Long

What a cruel world we live in.

We havent drafted since the first/second world war. Even in korea and onwards. Each to their own really. Tbh i think national service is a good thing.

Gabriel Young
Gabriel Young

same here, but i need 2000.
lame.

Daniel Fisher
Daniel Fisher

Id float a couple of bucks, but 100 is a lil steep fam

Oliver Cruz
Oliver Cruz

I don't own a skirt.

Forgive me

Samuel Evans
Samuel Evans

I'm only concerned with my needs.
Sorry. I'm selfish like that.

Noah Howard
Noah Howard

Ronnue does do good self deprecation

Isaac Sanchez
Isaac Sanchez

I don't really know you well enough to actually care what you look like, sorry.

I'm the Lostalgia person.

Basically.

It is a JRPG.

Dominic Bailey
Dominic Bailey

I just want to be careful with what I have right now.
I'd pay them back once I have work again, but it's a once in year kind of chance.

Oh well.

Lucas Taylor
Lucas Taylor

RPG has become a bastardized term lately.

Ryan Nguyen
Ryan Nguyen

Tbh i think national service is a good thing.
For small countries? Sure.
For countries at 20 million or more? Not really. It just becomes a really bloated sector at that point with the majority not really what you actually want in the military.

Xavier Green
Xavier Green

tfw Irish
will never be conscripted

It's a shame really because I'd like to be the sexual toy of a bunch of buff angry guys

Oh well

Andrew Walker
Andrew Walker

Id crowdfund if someone else chipped in xD

Xavier Cruz
Xavier Cruz

Maybe the Russian or Chinks would, do you think anyone in the NATO countries actually wants to go fight an offensive war because the government and media calls the enemy bad? We're not that fucking retarded anymore, the internet has really opened up people to different ideas and opinions, no one gives a shit about fighting a war these days.

w-what?

If your country doesn't go to war like Switzerland, sure national service is a great thing, if your country is a big conglomerate of militarized states with a history of overthrowing "dictators" and pissing off the nations with the second and third largest armies in the world, I'm a bit skeptical tbh.

Nathaniel Green
Nathaniel Green

Considering how triggered you seem to get over sex I really doubt it.

Don't tempt me to make one.

Parker Lewis
Parker Lewis

Disgusting fenian. I swear if my fam is drom fenian ireland i would be disappointed
Northern blood it has to be

Samuel Ortiz
Samuel Ortiz

i'll get ya one if ya promise to wear it.
ehh, can't blame ya, i'm like that too.
so why'd ya ask people to repost my pic.
will try my best to remember.

Tyler Robinson
Tyler Robinson

I don't know what's more repulsive.
Your floppy man titties or that abhorrent stutter.

Aiden Walker
Aiden Walker

the internet has really opened up people to different ideas and opinions
It's mostly just misinformed people about whatever nonsense they want to believe.

Brody Gonzalez
Brody Gonzalez

vee on tv like

Sebastian Torres
Sebastian Torres

Et tu squash

It was about race. Don't be dumb

Elijah James
Elijah James

I think your shitty diaper is more disgusting but idk that's just my opinion.

Dylan Howard
Dylan Howard

Stop
Diaper is disgusting

Ryder Anderson
Ryder Anderson

Seems like something you should wear instead.

William Hughes
William Hughes

God damn it.
I thought you were Revy.

I like to squirt and then roll forward so the shit jets out of the leg holes.

Christopher Perez
Christopher Perez

You're a diaper

Matthew Walker
Matthew Walker

Don't fatshame him.
It's not his fault he couldn't stop eating nothing but lard.

William Gray
William Gray

from what i hear about the training soldiers who are worth a damn go through, im willing to bet half of them dont have the energy to get it up for a good few months initially

so you would just let a foreign entity occupy your nation?

Ryder Sanders
Ryder Sanders

Hella darkness my old friend

Cameron Morris
Cameron Morris

Kinda, yeah, but it's a 2010 DS jRPG, so.

Wyatt Green
Wyatt Green

Holy shit, Scoots.

Daniel Fisher
Daniel Fisher

But Revy is American

S-sorry for saying you were dumb

Jonathan Wood
Jonathan Wood

Is it turn based and story heavy?

Zachary Jenkins
Zachary Jenkins

Mostly unfit women, and I don't think they're the type that get drafted but I dunno. Most men in a condition to serve in the military don't want to fight a war because they're in a condition to serve in the military, they're the fucking alphas of civ life.

I would not die or fight for Canada, this whole damn country could be invaded by chinks, ruskies, or muslims, and it might be a damn improvement.

Nice thought

I mean, my own government already does that so it can't really get any worse.

Alexander Gray
Alexander Gray

Most soldiers are incredibly pent up sexually, which is why them hiring hookers in their hosts countries and fraternization among themselves are such a heavily disciplined things.

Samuel Martinez
Samuel Martinez

Very much so.

Ian White
Ian White

well, i'm already wearing one.
so that's boring.
[insert mutual shrug here]

Aaron Gutierrez
Aaron Gutierrez

I don't pay attention to flags.
And you aren't wrong though.

Want to see the pics?

I'll let it pass.

Hunter Howard
Hunter Howard

Whatd i do now

Sharia law is amazing

Aaron Jones
Aaron Jones

I'm good actually, thanks for the offer though.

Matthew King
Matthew King

The pic of Putin.

I do cam shows too.

Ryan Reed
Ryan Reed

hello it's ya boi anomaly here from sveden

Charles Green
Charles Green

Buy me the skirt instead.

You won't get pictures, but I'll actually wear it.

Logan Cooper
Logan Cooper

Oh okay

Let me see your panties and skirt then

Luis Walker
Luis Walker

When will the British and French be expelled from Canada? The land belongs to the chamois and the exkimo.

Jace Scott
Jace Scott

Hah oh. For more risky humour

Chase Sanders
Chase Sanders

they're the fucking alphas of civ life.
No. Most military person are below average in almost every category other than being a physical body in decent enough shape to shoot things and get shot at. Most enlisted are there because they don't really have any other prospects out of high school.

Luis Gonzalez
Luis Gonzalez

how so?

once they become soldiers yeah, but theyve got an awful lot of military training which will leave them fucked to adapt to before they get there.

Logan Green
Logan Green

i don't remember sweden's flag having stars on it!
last i checked, it has a moon and a gaping anus.
not without pics i won't.
i can't trust you to actually wear it.
IN PRIVATE.
PERHAPS.
PROBABLY NO PANTIES.
on the same day all the chinks and muzzies are expelled too.
if it's eskimos, it's eskimos all the way.

Angel Hall
Angel Hall

So obviously you'd also have to come to Canada to make sure, right?

James Jenkins
James Jenkins

"Probably no" isn't 100% no though.

Xavier Hernandez
Xavier Hernandez

God i wish chinks would invade me

Juan Rivera
Juan Rivera

Yea yea, "muh western civiluhzashun". I don't care anymore. I'm the type of dude that could live in Iran, I'd just have to bottle up my homosexual thoughts.

Fun fact about Newfoundland, nearly all of the fucking filthy redskins that lived here are fucking dead, so fuck them we own this shit now.

other than being a physical body in decent enough shape
Which considering most people are disgusting fat shits (myself included) is quite the accomplishment.

great (75% and rapidly decreasing almost entirely due to immigration) white north

Anthony Bennett
Anthony Bennett

pics would suffice.
you won't get anything here.
steam, dork.
now.
it's like 3 am.

Carson Howard
Carson Howard

Grim could give you some tips

Jose Green
Jose Green

If chinks decided they wanted to invade my body , I wouldn't resist.

Nathaniel Martin
Nathaniel Martin

are you from lewd? i thought you were long dong on holiday at first but he wouldn't link me

Jacob Lee
Jacob Lee

suh dude

Kevin Gomez
Kevin Gomez

please don't say suh please

Easton Perez
Easton Perez

consider moving to a decent place

Leo Hall
Leo Hall

i'm not a dork.

Anthony Thomas
Anthony Thomas

Bored. Might go into town.

Austin Ward
Austin Ward

Meeting the physical standards to join the military or working out does not make someone instantly attractive. You can be ugly as sin and in shape.

Tyler Jenkins
Tyler Jenkins

/lewd/, /imouto/, /agdg/, /pol/, /balt/, fucking what board don't i post on?
we're all dorks.

Henry Gray
Henry Gray

We're all soldiers now.

Samuel Powell
Samuel Powell

gay

Eli Torres
Eli Torres

probably not /sp/

amirite

Caleb Perez
Caleb Perez

But then we can't hold hands and share an ice cream, or something.

Cooper Anderson
Cooper Anderson

CAN I HELP YOU !?!

well maybe you are

Xavier Turner
Xavier Turner

I already said I'm going to pick up learning Spanish and move to the whitest country on planet earth and potentially the universe although I'm not sure about that.

It certainly helps not being 50 pounds overweight though. You could be ugly as shit but if you're in good shape at least you can get some construction job, not worry about hurting yourself too much, and make a shitload of money doing the bare minimum you have to because lol unions

Zachary Sanders
Zachary Sanders

it was the closest thing to a laughing whore image

Hunter Wilson
Hunter Wilson

did post there a bit.
not much tho.
i have some ice cream right here.
also you're a massive pervert.
wow bully.
gonna cry now.

Isaac Cox
Isaac Cox

TRADE UNIONS ARE A NECESSARY PART OF A HEALTHY ECONOMY

Dylan Perez
Dylan Perez

that webm tho

spanish
dont be a cuck m8

Aiden Moore
Aiden Moore

what brought you here kind sir

just browsing around and such?

Jacob Sullivan
Jacob Sullivan

Into my mouth please

Phil please dont

Daniel James
Daniel James

A cuck? Mi amigo, I'll have you know there is not a blackened face in the great country of Argentina, and might I add, I would 100% die in a war over Islas Malvinas any day. 100% Argentina's rightful clay.

Jose Davis
Jose Davis

I am also an avid fan of consensual sex in the missionary position between two loving adults for the sole purpose of procreation.

Don't tell anyone, please, I don't want them to know how degenerate I am.

Noah Kelly
Noah Kelly

take a shot every time someone asks me this and i give the same answer.
broke up with bf, decided to meet new people, joined a few places.
this is one of them.

there's not much content of HD3, but the stuff that is there is great.

i think that's kinda gay.

HEY EVERYONE LOOK AT THIS DEGENERATE.

Easton Johnson
Easton Johnson

You're the one in a skirt.

Joshua Bailey
Joshua Bailey

Being this degenerate and lewd should be a banable offense tbh

Josiah Sanders
Josiah Sanders

wanting to leave the glorious anglosphere to join the ranks of dirty catholic, monarchistic cucks

he certainly looks like hes having fun

David Sanders
David Sanders

It isnt gay if they have a feminine penis

Samuel Rodriguez
Samuel Rodriguez

God i hate catholics

Jack Jenkins
Jack Jenkins

d-don't what?

ah i see

well sorry to hear that

there's plenty of homos here for you to flirt with and try to fill the endless void with

hope you're drinking

Grayson Evans
Grayson Evans

how do you know whose penis opens up to accept the other?

Nicholas Jackson
Nicholas Jackson

Glorious anglosphere
getting flooded by third worlders everywhere but Australia and NZ because of an entire ocean dividing them
Monarchistic cucks
Says the dude with a literal royal family and crown lands in his country

Jose Long
Jose Long

Pretty solid avatar tp

Sebastian Parker
Sebastian Parker

Then i'm not gay.

Isaiah Morgan
Isaiah Morgan

laugh

Ayden Cooper
Ayden Cooper

is that how you rationalize it.
so am i, i suppose.
coke and vanilla ice cream cocktails, so that i wouldn't literally die.
i tend to drink a lot, no matter what i'm drinking.
neither am i.

Henry Howard
Henry Howard

thanks, been breaking out the oldies lately

how could you possibly not be considered a dork though

Michael Anderson
Michael Anderson

see brexit, and the queen does as shes fucking told, we dont venerate her here

Gabriel Sanchez
Gabriel Sanchez

in the same way?

Kayden Davis
Kayden Davis

Yeah, im not gay. Im hetero.

Owen Parker
Owen Parker

ice cream cocktails?

i would have such terrible diarrhea

Juan Harris
Juan Harris

SCOOTS FUCKING QT BLEW YOUDUDE

Jordan Parker
Jordan Parker

On the topic of oldies.
Flashdance was on earlier
Had never seen that before
Rip the 80s

Cameron Ortiz
Cameron Ortiz

Brah. I am about 15 layers of irony

Julian Wright
Julian Wright

Exactly. I just like dicks on my girls.

you're a dork PHIL

Henry Hall
Henry Hall

Okay but how the fuck are Latin American countries, not bound to Spain in any real way at all, with secular governments, "dirty catholic, monarchistic cucks"?

Christopher Campbell
Christopher Campbell

yeah that classic dance scene

watched footloose a few weeks ago

always need epic montages

Justin Ortiz
Justin Ortiz

im only ironically dating a manly sailor

Brody Garcia
Brody Garcia

no urethra insertion, but aside from that...
sure you are~
lactose intolerant?
i'm just a girl who has a dick.

Kevin Anderson
Kevin Anderson

I like my penises like I like my beef.

Mutilated into strips, and hung in a smoke house.

Benjamin Brooks
Benjamin Brooks

never said i wasn't

Nathan Hernandez
Nathan Hernandez

damn
too bad youre nofunallowed outside of a relationship

Charles Garcia
Charles Garcia

That was a joke.

James Brooks
James Brooks

Yeah, I like dicks too. They're pretty great.
Especially the ones that have wings and fly around.

Luis Turner
Luis Turner

Yeah you have pretty hair.

Dorks can't tell who other dorks are

Noah Morales
Noah Morales

well, you can try and romance me if ya want, dorko.
ikr.
so do you!

Daniel James
Daniel James

who showed you it ?

Thats pretty hot

Justin Cruz
Justin Cruz

no just that i would over-drink and i already get the squirts just with beer and wine

now add a shit ton of dairy to that

when i don't really drink milk

it's kinda cute when sabrina calls you a dork don't you think?

makes dork seem kinda alright

y'know?

Caleb Lewis
Caleb Lewis

Also another one i saw recent
Mannequin
Catrrall tho

Manly and stuff

Cameron Evans
Cameron Evans

i know, but im kind of in a relationship irl

Michael Lewis
Michael Lewis

cultural hereditary

Cameron Bell
Cameron Bell

my imagination.
heh, jeez.
i handle it better.
sure you are!
i won't intrude on that, then.

Hudson Diaz
Hudson Diaz

Mannequin

lol isn't that the one where like a mannequin literally comes to live to help out some poor neckbear?

Evan Russell
Evan Russell

You're a bit silly tbh.

Oliver Jackson
Oliver Jackson

life*

Sebastian Ortiz
Sebastian Ortiz

yeah man i'll be down for the count most of tomorrow

don't need no milk coming out of both ends

Nicholas Evans
Nicholas Evans

Manly like george michael in wham

It is
And he fucks the mannequin

Wyatt Evans
Wyatt Evans

well, you could always put on a show for two

youre literally talking about leaving for the developing world m8

Evan Allen
Evan Allen

What else is your imagination showing you ?

Jeremiah Scott
Jeremiah Scott

Fucks sake.

Do something.

Ethan Lee
Ethan Lee

Hi ommaddon

Logan Nguyen
Logan Nguyen

finally home

Landon Martin
Landon Martin

PURE MONOGAMY OR BUST.
your butthole.
is killing myself something?

William Morris
William Morris

that movie would never fly today

unless it was just another happy madison romp staring rob schneider

SHUT UP TB

lol you alchy

Benjamin Garcia
Benjamin Garcia

I don't think you comprehend the level of development Argentina is in. And yes. I am. Because they don't get involved in shitty world politics that will fuck everything up.

Aaron Roberts
Aaron Roberts

And you call other people perverted

Joshua Sanders
Joshua Sanders

God, people would boycott
Mannequin lives matter

Lucas Brooks
Lucas Brooks

I only drank a quarter of the bottle tp
thats nothing

hello hello

kinda wanna voice with some peeps

William Ortiz
William Ortiz

Not the first time I've been confused with him. I should Steam him whenever his windows 98 can handle it.

It's a start.

Ladies first.

Julian Roberts
Julian Roberts

THE NEW GUY BLEW ME OFF CAUSE IM NOT GAY WHAT THE FUCK

Austin Cook
Austin Cook

public prostate play tho

so you want a stake in a nation with so little wealth it doesnt even try?

Tyler Baker
Tyler Baker

moving to argentina
white
argentina

Christian Phillips
Christian Phillips

he's a pretty good looking one, too

what a shame

Xavier Hill
Xavier Hill

Enjoy being a good for nothing spic piece of shit

Carson Walker
Carson Walker

Maybe. I might be going out to eat.

Nicholas Hernandez
Nicholas Hernandez

public
no.
no public shit, no non-monogamy.
i am not a fucking cuckold.

Connor Jones
Connor Jones

what's on the menu?

Zachary Richardson
Zachary Richardson

WANTING to let alone TRYING to get involved in wars, embargoes, and other pointless and nation weakening things

Whitest place on earth mi amigo, I swear.

Luke Long
Luke Long

think about the pull that movie had to have had on the sex doll industry

my lord how far sex doll tech has come

bottle of what

how big a bottle

REFERENCE NIGGA

dude it kinda sucked
my april fools joke was going to be that i started hrt

i was going to put a lot of effort into it to make it convincing

then the fucking board died

i probably should have stuttered more instead of talking about milk diarrhea

Liam Rivera
Liam Rivera

i think youre mistaking exhibitionist for cuckold

war will always be a thing as long as there are people to contest things, quit being a little bitch about it

Anthony Flores
Anthony Flores

1L of black label

Isaac Powell
Isaac Powell

They predicted it
Whire in the shell

Logan Miller
Logan Miller

Whore*

Nathaniel Butler
Nathaniel Butler

i'm neither of those things.
cuckoldry was in reference to non-monogamy, which is what i consider non monogamy to be.

Jose Anderson
Jose Anderson

People who actually think to prank people on April fools are usually shitters and idiots.

Don't be an idiot, TP

Also, no one would've given a shit.

Isaac Ramirez
Isaac Ramirez

so basically 6 drinks worth

holy hell my alc tolerance has been demolished

Noah Hall
Noah Hall

You're pretty hot.

Lincoln Hernandez
Lincoln Hernandez

Hey man, You can be the first to pick up arms and maybe I'll believe you're not talking out of your arse.

Yes indeed, white as snow.

Nolan Powell
Nolan Powell

Yet you replied that late.

Gavin Martin
Gavin Martin

no fun allowed i guess
youve got a particularly wide definition of cuckoldry tbh fam

youre an idiot m8

Jose Gomez
Jose Gomez

Drop a nuke on buenos aires and no on would care

Evan Thompson
Evan Thompson

more like an absolute disdain for non-monogamy.

Dylan Murphy
Dylan Murphy

oh yikes yeah you shouldn't have really been hungover if you ate properly beforehand

what

oh come on man it's fun and i needed a pick me up cause the day before is a horrible anniversary

cause like my friend ky'd

so i get all sad and emo for a day/week

Michael Kelly
Michael Kelly

Says the guy that's saying war is great and we'll always be fighting and calls other nations shit because they stay out of it
I think that's a compliment coming from you.

Every white man on earth would shed a single tear.

Thomas Harris
Thomas Harris

I refer you to the no one giving a shit portion of my post.

No one would've given a shit.

Jose Mitchell
Jose Mitchell

i fell in love with an argentinian in college

it was a frendship trap at its worst

but i felt her pussy once so that was cool

Nathaniel Lopez
Nathaniel Lopez

Nigga tryna make a goof joke

Anthony Bennett
Anthony Bennett

eh it's not like there's anything else going on here ever

why not

who cares if no one cares

what if none of you people are real

i didn't get it

Ryder Myers
Ryder Myers

on a scale of 1 to 10, how white was she? 10 ofc I'm assuming?

Logan Campbell
Logan Campbell

:3
I was wondering if anyone would reference that

Lucas Nguyen
Lucas Nguyen

I had like 3 slices of supreme pizza beforehand

Oliver Lee
Oliver Lee

We're all quite real.

Not giving a shit in varying degrees. But none given nonetheless.

Nathan Lopez
Nathan Lopez

Dont sweat it
Nothing personnel kid

Nicholas Barnes
Nicholas Barnes

i can get it, but while love is nice so too is fun, as long as love is not compromised by any actions i see no harm in it.

war is a natural product of power imbalance and resource distribution, its always going to be a thing, no ideology will save you from leaders deciding the cost of war is less than the cost of the profit from it.

Jason Brown
Jason Brown

I membered

Nicholas Richardson
Nicholas Richardson

cost of the profit
fucks sake

Jason Rodriguez
Jason Rodriguez

Theyre frigtten

Brayden Cox
Brayden Cox

how white? she was tan but didn't look like a wetback or anything

she was gorgeous

why aren't you finishing that bottle right now?

best hangover cure

so get this

i'm invited to this all day bachelor party next month

don't think i can hang

might just have to take one leg of it or something

thanks for your support as always TB

how's life?

personal*

Benjamin Butler
Benjamin Butler

whom'st'ed's ?

Brayden Campbell
Brayden Campbell

Ni ni gayboys

Josiah Morales
Josiah Morales

i'd say that, in my view, if my partner wants a third person involved, that means i am not enough for them.
it's also very easy to get addicted to. if sex with me isn't fun, but me and someone else is, then of course he's gonna want another person there as much as possible.

that's not a relationship i will ever stand for.
it's a death sentence, straight up.

Luis Sanchez
Luis Sanchez

Got another raise from boss today. Not like I have time to spend the dosh on anything anyway.

Henry Cruz
Henry Cruz

Yea dude, America is on it's last legs and really needs to get that tiny amount of oil in Syria. The only countries I could see having some actual reasonable justification for war are shitty african ones where everyone is fucking starving, but their leaders are corrupt to bone and their eating, so they don't give a shit.

Argentina proves itself to be the whitest country on earth, yet again.

Camden Price
Camden Price

neeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

Evan Hill
Evan Hill

cuz im home w/my parents boi

they dont like to see me drink

Christian Watson
Christian Watson

new

Angel Jackson
Angel Jackson

We could never date.
I like beef too much and your parents would hate me.

Eli Rogers
Eli Rogers

get that 401k rockin

i really have to start contributing to mine

i'm just lazy and like the immediate gratification more

well i mean the americas are all euro mixed with savages

Mason Allen
Mason Allen

night faguette

i can see how you could think that, but to me a relationship isnt about the sex, im not looking for someone just to sleep with, im looking for someone ill still want to be with in 10 or 20 years.

america is very much not on its last legs, its just well on its way to becoming an oligarchy proper. fact of the matter is, for the people in charge, this kind of power play genuinely does benefit them.

what really fucking worries me though is that mattis is on the side of those who are pro-war, and i dont know why.

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