♥ Official Scootalooo Thread ♥ I love Cock Edition

Hunter Phillips
Hunter Phillips

♥ Official Scootalooo Thread ♥

I love Cock Edition

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http://www.polygon.com/2017/4/6/15207502/mass-effect-andromeda-patch-eyes-comparison
https://urus.ai/qcf2m
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p-msmx9yW5Q
http://theralphretort.com/a-cosplayer-with-no-video-game-experience-was-the-lead-facial-animator-for-mass-effect-andromeda-3017017/
http://imgur.com/gallery/EInhC
http://metro.co.uk/2017/03/17/pornhub-desperately-needs-you-to-dress-up-like-a-panda-and-have-sex-6514904/
https://embedy.cc/movies/UmNRdnhEakx0clU5Tlg3OWZTaGRmL29XVzNtQ3JqdFRQM2YxMlNQNFk2TT0=
https://thepiratebay.org/torrent/15305916
Gabriel Brown
Gabriel Brown

I bet it's easy for you to get any boy to e-brush your e-teeth

John Gomez
John Gomez

I wouldn't know.

Trying would make me a, how to say it, "whore."

Matthew Turner
Matthew Turner

Wait.

Whores get payed.

Austin Campbell
Austin Campbell

It's OK if more than one person gives you toofbrush, doesn't make you a whore geez

Carter Richardson
Carter Richardson

ywn pat Kuro

Austin Bell
Austin Bell

Yeah, I forgot.

I'd have to get payed to be a whore.

Blake Morris
Blake Morris

ywn pat iktQ

Zachary Johnson
Zachary Johnson

luka has a pretty killer Kuro folder

Jeremiah Nelson
Jeremiah Nelson

Would people start calling me Tohsaka again if I started posting her?

Asher Murphy
Asher Murphy

why does luka post all the slutty characters

Adrian Cook
Adrian Cook

THEY AREN'T SLUTTY THEY'RE
P U R E
U
R
E

James Butler
James Butler

If you are using the word colloquially then you could just mean someone slutty

they can be a little odd sometimes honestly

Adam Morris
Adam Morris

Ikt/qt what are the basic introductory books for programming

I have something called sicp on my computer from years ago is that good

Brayden Green
Brayden Green

Like if someone is a huge slut and I call them a whore, that would be acceptable, they don't need to literally be a prostitue

Logan Gomez
Logan Gomez

I just use words in whatever sense lets my bully myself the most at the time.

It's funny, though, because being called a whore has a worse stigma than being called a slut.

Carter Morales
Carter Morales

my bully myself
Fucking retard, amirite?

Anthony Perry
Anthony Perry

yuri <3

lol ya lol

Brandon Collins
Brandon Collins

Its more insulting for sure... sorta like pussy and cunt, that's an extreme example though

so sad you have to self bully!

Evan Martinez
Evan Martinez

Luka gimme the good stuff

Hunter Taylor
Hunter Taylor

Even though, if you think about it, being a whore is objectively better.
Because at worst, it's the same thing, at best you're getting payed for your services.

Aiden Diaz
Aiden Diaz

In this book the use of "program" is focused on the creation, execution and study of programs written in a dialect of Lisp

Ikt seriously help me

Hudson Moore
Hudson Moore

think about it again

when you're a slut you can just have sex with whoever you want whenever you want, but if you're a whore you have to fuck gross losers

Angel Thompson
Angel Thompson

It uses Scheme which is a dialect of Lisp, I've studied it and it's not nice and also not very useful

Nicholas Butler
Nicholas Butler

And if you're an escort, you might get payed out the ass just to go to dinner with some reasonably well off guy, and don't have to put out if you don't want to.

Brb, becoming an escort.

Camden Garcia
Camden Garcia

2020
Rin is succussful wealthy escort

Remember I helped inspire this!!!

Aiden Gutierrez
Aiden Gutierrez

i only know armv7 assembly

Tyler Mitchell
Tyler Mitchell

I finally get moved and set up and there's nobody I want to talk to posting.
Life is ruff.

Ethan Rogers
Ethan Rogers

who needs a 3dpd girlfriend when you can watch ai all day

Landon Cooper
Landon Cooper

I think jmp is an assembly thing

is there weeb assembly that uses janpu instead?

Ian Long
Ian Long

wow

Caleb Flores
Caleb Flores

You aren't posting though.
And we're in call.

Asher Kelly
Asher Kelly

oh right

John Morgan
John Morgan

YOU ARE IMPOSSIBLE

Hunter Torres
Hunter Torres

what i do

Isaac Brooks
Isaac Brooks

ぴょん EAX

Levi Fisher
Levi Fisher

Did a stupid thing.

Luis Rodriguez
Luis Rodriguez

yeah, same

Cameron Brooks
Cameron Brooks

like?

Nathaniel Baker
Nathaniel Baker

Dumb shit

Hudson Cox
Hudson Cox

you dont even know

Chase Jones
Chase Jones

What was the huge update today for anyways?

William Parker
William Parker

http://www.polygon.com/2017/4/6/15207502/mass-effect-andromeda-patch-eyes-comparison

Grayson Gutierrez
Grayson Gutierrez

His eyes make me so uncomfortable.

Kayden Lee
Kayden Lee

nani sore

Jace Powell
Jace Powell

weebanese instructions!

Cooper Fisher
Cooper Fisher

If I got a sex change, would you be my girlfriend?

Camden Murphy
Camden Murphy

I still don't quite understand the outright vitriol directed at the game. It's incredibly flawed but it just seems like there's way too many people that just want to scream about women or SJWs ruining video games forever in an overall average game. The animations and mannequin faces are outright creepy but the game breaking bugs of Witch 3's and Fallout 4's launches seems to have been worse in terms of actual buggy-ness. Just seems weird that there's this much vitriol directed at it that it kind of just drowns out any of the legitimate criticism.

Ryan Edwards
Ryan Edwards

Big budget made by a crew chosen not by skill, but by diversity.

Easton Reed
Easton Reed

It had a budget roughly half of the Witcher 3.

Ryan Torres
Ryan Torres

Your point?
It still have a very large budget.

Carter Butler
Carter Butler

i dont recall fallout getting away with it without getting shit on to be fair. its fun to hate things. like calling no mans sky the worst game ever, etc.

Brody Thomas
Brody Thomas

No Mans Sky was amazing. Don't you dare.

Andrew Torres
Andrew Torres

Woah, there, GarEE.

Joshua Thomas
Joshua Thomas

it was okay

i wouldnt say bad

Luis Hernandez
Luis Hernandez

Pretty sure he used to buy tails.

Ryan Brown
Ryan Brown

janpu

Carter James
Carter James

hop

Nathan Clark
Nathan Clark

Triple ayyy.

Camden Green
Camden Green

It's a AAA game that cost far less to produce than games with comparatively worse bugs on launch and even still to this day in both W3 and Fo4's cases. Fo4 was the same sort of disappointing sequel that got plenty of deserved criticism. The difference being that there was far less toxicity.

Just seems to be one of those things where game consumers more just want to whine about things.

Ethan Miller
Ethan Miller

Wasn't the whole reason why people got upset about NSM that is broke a whole truck load of promises as to what it'd have and be?

Promises that got it sold to begin with?

Brody Baker
Brody Baker

it was still an okay game

Adrian Lewis
Adrian Lewis

They have ample reason to whine.
The game is objectively a mess. They didn't use the budget to buy skill.

They bought diversity.

Cameron Hall
Cameron Hall

I didn't enjoy it; it felt empty or otherwise devoid of purpose to me.

I'm sure I'd enjoy it more now with the base building updates and stuff, but eh.

Juan Richardson
Juan Richardson

janpu janpu

Gavin Butler
Gavin Butler

I'm here for that dick sucking.

Juan Peterson
Juan Peterson

the moe-est instruction set

Noah Price
Noah Price

They have ample reason to whine.
It's just complaining about mediocrity as though they're personally owed something from any form of entertainment. It's average: average depth, average mechanics, average exploration. There's nothing glaringly bad as a game other than its shitty animation nor is there anything great about it. It's just some hubbub that people feel like they deserve more when the same sort of arguments have been repeated ad naseum about movies, with it boiling down to "I paid therefor it should be everything I want". There's a far simpler solution: if you don't like a thing, don't watch/play it instead of just feeling personally offended and whining on the internet about it.

Elijah Brown
Elijah Brown

They hyped a game that didn't deliver and people paid for a good that was not what was advertised.
Ample reason to whine.

Leo Jones
Leo Jones

pyon pyon kyaa

Christopher Torres
Christopher Torres

How was it even hyped any differently than literally every game, ie making trailers and marketing that just says "it's a game"? How was it not what was advertised? It was advertised as "This is Mass Effect moving to the Andromeda and you can explore and do stuff".

Justin Campbell
Justin Campbell

what hentai are you following atm now

Isaac Miller
Isaac Miller

"9/10 - It was okay."

Jack James
Jack James

?

Adam Jones
Adam Jones

https://urus.ai/qcf2m

hentaichart when

Asher Fisher
Asher Fisher

How is 7/10 a bad rating?

Isaiah White
Isaiah White

The ball was ruled uncatchable.

Ayden Murphy
Ayden Murphy

It's not. It's completely average.

Jacob Ramirez
Jacob Ramirez

And what's the non-sequitur adding here?

Ayden Hughes
Ayden Hughes

Wouldn't that literally be a 5/10, though?

Dylan Miller
Dylan Miller

The gesture for it is the umpire putting their hand above their head and moving it over and back.

As in it went over your head.
As did that last comment.

Congradurations.

Easton Bennett
Easton Bennett

I assume game rating is like a school grading scale where 5 is failing and a 7 is a C.

Adam Green
Adam Green

And putting "Indie" at the bottom is the extra credit point.

Ian Garcia
Ian Garcia

I just assume that even if something is 7/10 why would I waste my time playing it if I can play 9/10 games

Charles Green
Charles Green

But then why even give them an /10 rating?

Just make it /5, and take 5 off whatever you were going to give them.

James Mitchell
James Mitchell

ask question
response completely unrelated
xd u didnt get it

Jeremiah Sanchez
Jeremiah Sanchez

9/10 is a joke about IGN passing off bad games as good for arbitrary reasons.

It's ok not to get it, Gilligan.
We won't judge you.

Nathaniel Miller
Nathaniel Miller

My only criticism is that I can't give it an 11!

Blake Campbell
Blake Campbell

haha i responded in memes! its valid rebuttals

Cooper Hernandez
Cooper Hernandez

It was relevant.

Again, it's ok not to get a joke.

Leo Harris
Leo Harris

Memes are killing society

Wyatt Jackson
Wyatt Jackson

How was it even hyped any differently than literally every game, ie making trailers and marketing that just says "it's a game"? How was it not what was advertised?
You in no way answered this.

Jacob Cooper
Jacob Cooper

society is killing meems reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

Nathaniel Mitchell
Nathaniel Mitchell

emma y u watch everything

Blake Taylor
Blake Taylor

It's almost as if games are not all made the same and other games actually deliver a good product worth paying for.

As if I made that point in mentioning how they hired a diverse team instead of a skilled on.

HHHHHMMMMMMMMMMMM

Chase Rivera
Chase Rivera

So a 3 would be a negative 2?

Grayson Davis
Grayson Davis

At

Parker Gonzalez
Parker Gonzalez

no life

Charles Adams
Charles Adams

NEET life

Dominic Hughes
Dominic Hughes

bump

Aiden Russell
Aiden Russell

Howdy.

Jacob Wood
Jacob Wood

yeah, that one

Robert Sanchez
Robert Sanchez

By what metric are you even rating skill in this? It's sitting at a 74% on Metacritic. For Honor is a 76, CoD's latest is a 73, Deus Ex is an 81, No Man's Sky is a 71.
It sold reasonably well.
Is No Man's Sky's dev team even less skilled since there's is rated even lower?

Julian Cook
Julian Cook

*pets good doggy*
:D

Dylan Wilson
Dylan Wilson

The fact that it has game breaking issues and bad animations.

*Wags tail*

Lucas Richardson
Lucas Richardson

shower sleep almost

also i just got stabs and keycaps should be incoming but no backplate help

Cooper Roberts
Cooper Roberts

what's a stabs

Gavin Hughes
Gavin Hughes

you're finally moved in? :)
i wonder what it's like!

Andrew Long
Andrew Long

Imo LukaxSquash is an OTP ship

Alexander Davis
Alexander Davis

stabilizer

Landon Johnson
Landon Johnson

So Bethesda has no skilled employees and hired off some perceived diversity quotas to explain its shittiness?

Eli Young
Eli Young

So Bethesda has no skilled employees

well...

Chase Clark
Chase Clark

It's nice to be back.
I am just setting up my room now.

Shhh.

I guess if awful facial animations and game breaking bugs in a game are ok with you then coolio.

Jose Diaz
Jose Diaz

use wood

Juan Reyes
Juan Reyes

Yeah, but they're all white dude shitty employees that aren't hired for some perceived agenda.
Things are just shitty without some perpetual paranoia it's [thing you don't like]'s fault.

Jaxson Myers
Jaxson Myers

i wonder how comfy you'll set it up this time! :D
a clean slate!

Charles Brooks
Charles Brooks

I just have a desk next to my bed so I can game on my bed and pass out whenever.

Joshua Brooks
Joshua Brooks

In what way did I say I was okay with that? I'm asking in what way is its shittiness just the result of being shitty and whining over "diversity ruining games" is no different than feminists or SJWs ranting about how they're offended.

Adrian Lee
Adrian Lee

i'm in the same exact situation! with the bed and desk beside and sleep

Gavin Torres
Gavin Torres

If you aren't then why do people not have the right to bitch about the game?

Daniel Reed
Daniel Reed

Someday I'll fix my sleep cycle.
I've slept maybe 15 hours the last 3 days.

Landon Smith
Landon Smith

anyone can fix their sleep whenever if they have enough reason.

James Wright
James Wright

You can levy constructive criticism without just whining incessantly with some sense of entitlement and paranoia that it's some conspiracy or external group, otherwise it's no different than the feminists ranting about the patriarchy.

Lincoln Rodriguez
Lincoln Rodriguez

I sometimes just can't fall asleep so it's a wash.

Ian Stewart
Ian Stewart

The game is objectively bad.
People bitch about every game.

This isn't new.

Justin Cruz
Justin Cruz

Have you really done whatever it takes to fall asleep? Like good diet and exercise and no caffeine?

I ask because my sleep is fucked, but I'm well aware I'm not doing anything about it.

Sebastian Murphy
Sebastian Murphy

i had trouble resting with the hiccups bout i've had for the past 24hrs
a bit sore from the spasms.

Jonathan Murphy
Jonathan Murphy

I've done everything short of taking a bullet some nights. I am just accustomed to napping a lot during the day so I burn out very fast and need to sleep at odd hours.

Jaxon Walker
Jaxon Walker

I watched Akira yesterday.

Scanned the credits for names of POC.

Not a single POC. Not even a white person.

Seems like every so-called institutional advantage provided to whites is recognized moreso in many Asians living in the West.

Noah Bell
Noah Bell

Wait, who is the Canadian user?
I thought Luka's name just fell off.

Scream really loudly.
That sometimes helps.

Angel Watson
Angel Watson

Peanut butter and a tablespoon of sugar cured me.

Jacob Phillips
Jacob Phillips

annoying.

By everything, you mean up to and including regular exercise and a regular schedule? Because those are what any doctor would reccomend, given those things are usually the reasons people don't sleep well. If there's something more serious, as long as you're doing the minimum, you'll identify the causes sooner.

Blake Bailey
Blake Bailey

The game is objectively average. By calling average games bad, it's outright saying a game that is otherwise playable and even enjoyable to some is the same as greenlight/indie games that have no value outside you showing off just how shitty they are.

Daniel Parker
Daniel Parker

I'm not Luka. I just post Pocky bitches.

Carson Phillips
Carson Phillips

P-peanut butter?

Tell me how people saying the facial animations needed fixed is not valid criticism.

Noah Bailey
Noah Bailey

Then our conversation is done.

Samuel Peterson
Samuel Peterson

It's done when I say it's done.

Jack Jones
Jack Jones

It's done.

Ethan Lewis
Ethan Lewis

it was.
especially trying to relax.

Yeah the thick texture of creamy peanut butter interupted the breathing pattern enough to reset the diaphagm enough to me resume normal non hicup breathing.

Joseph Harris
Joseph Harris

Thick
Creamy
Luka, please.

Henry Campbell
Henry Campbell

As if I made that point in mentioning how they hired a diverse team instead of a skilled on.
They didn't use the budget to buy skill.
They bought diversity.

In what way is that constructive criticism and not just buzzword "[thing I don't like] caused this"?

Jayden Reyes
Jayden Reyes

lol wat

Colton Lee
Colton Lee

dogs like peanutbutter

Adrian Wood
Adrian Wood

The game had massive issues because they didn't pay for a team with actual skill or experience.

This wasn't a note on how it's SJW. Just why it failed to meet expectations and had issues. Not everything is an SJW conspiracy.

~

Austin Myers
Austin Myers

they do?

Matthew Williams
Matthew Williams

Si.

Sebastian Harris
Sebastian Harris

allo

Jonathan Reed
Jonathan Reed

I got my shit set up again.

Jordan Morales
Jordan Morales

elaborate my dear squashems

Logan Myers
Logan Myers

*reads with supurior comprehension*~

i wonder why!

Cooper Stewart
Cooper Stewart

My computer.
In my new place.

Probably just tasty.

Hudson Taylor
Hudson Taylor

The game is average because it's an average game churned out to simply be another entry in a franchise. Present literally any evidence that hiring was done intentionally overlooking qualified employees simply to meet some expectation of diversity and not just the result of most of the main BioWare writers and directors leaving during and after the development of ME3.

Juan Richardson
Juan Richardson

is nutella toxic to them? ;~;
is nutella even made of chocolatte?

Gavin Thompson
Gavin Thompson

I didn't say it wasn't average.
I said it had issues that were game breaking at times. Some of the people have straight up said they had no real experience and don't know why they hired them.

If you're just going to be a tard about it then I'm just going to find other shit to do.

Theobromine isn't a nerotoxin.
They just can't process it or something.

Cameron Moore
Cameron Moore

any new parts?

or you were just moving and off the net until now

Ryder Foster
Ryder Foster

What? No like I didn't unpack my car until today really.

I just wasn't online for a while.

Eli Harris
Eli Harris

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p-msmx9yW5Q

Here, Gilligan.
Have this. But I'm done.

Michael Morales
Michael Morales

Some of the people have straight up said they had no real experience and don't know why they hired them.
Provide this information.

Gavin Perez
Gavin Perez

http://theralphretort.com/a-cosplayer-with-no-video-game-experience-was-the-lead-facial-animator-for-mass-effect-andromeda-3017017/

Brayden Rodriguez
Brayden Rodriguez

Now I'm done.

Adam Bell
Adam Bell

;~; watching pet rescue vids and pet rehibilitation vids give me the feels...
to see how well they've made a comeback!

Nicholas Powell
Nicholas Powell

It's always good to see a happy animal.

Jace Garcia
Jace Garcia

what else are you going to be up to today beside unpacking?

Christopher Morris
Christopher Morris

other articles on this include links to InfoWars and talking about Zoe Quinn
Credible source indeed.

Isaiah Long
Isaiah Long

Might clean and apply to a few more places for work.

Kevin Jones
Kevin Jones

curry thunder strkes again

James Evans
James Evans

its female

Jason Hernandez
Jason Hernandez

It's funny because someone in the call called your reply.

Connor Thomas
Connor Thomas

and?

Austin Kelly
Austin Kelly

does it get pregnant in the game by a human

Luke Hill
Luke Hill

Gameplay was kind of the only not "eh" thing about it. That might of been one mistake they didn't make in keeping the racist 50 year old Grim.

Christian Wright
Christian Wright

i was outside this morning and picked myself up some hashbrowns eggs margerine and and and ...umm spinach pizza for only $3
oh! and yogurt on 50% off!

Lucas Gutierrez
Lucas Gutierrez

It doesn't matter what the source is when the person legitimately has no real experience in the field.

I still don't' get how you can like canned spinach.

James Reed
James Reed

BioWare nor the credits even mention her but twitter accusations prove it.

Lucas Sanchez
Lucas Sanchez

not that im aware of. she is merely my waifu now

Logan Williams
Logan Williams

I never brought Twitter up, but ok?

Chase Jenkins
Chase Jenkins

neat

what do you think about the game

ive seen horrible videos

Isaiah Hall
Isaiah Hall

Also going to be fucking around on OW so post reply and I'll probably not be invested enough to respond when I get back.

Aaron Jenkins
Aaron Jenkins

it's not canned stuff
it's frozen stuff!
:)

Connor Gutierrez
Connor Gutierrez

The source you linked has twitter caps as "proof" of anything.

Brayden Davis
Brayden Davis

its more mass effect. if you like mass effect youll like this.

Connor Diaz
Connor Diaz

I can't tell if you're just mad that you got a shit game and regret it or if your mad because everyone is making jokes about your autistic game waifu.

Colton Turner
Colton Turner

I have yet to play one

is it for the pc

Adam Peterson
Adam Peterson

ye

Leo Moore
Leo Moore

might check it out when I visit the parents

Mason Rivera
Mason Rivera

andromeda would be a fine place to start but at the same time the original trilogy is excellent

Benjamin Lopez
Benjamin Lopez

Buy me them.

Juan Fisher
Juan Fisher

you are richer than me

Henry Parker
Henry Parker

How am I mad by asking you to simply back any claims with evidence?

Michael Williams
Michael Williams

...is dr strange worth the download?

Leo Ramirez
Leo Ramirez

Yes.

Jayden Hall
Jayden Hall

I miss ME1's weirdly painted on abs and rape face MaleShep had.

Kevin Cooper
Kevin Cooper

Just watch Dr. Strangelove instead.

Josiah Adams
Josiah Adams

ty

Ethan Hughes
Ethan Hughes

...thank you for the indirect answer that was seemingly helpful albeit not directly answering my question.

Luis Wood
Luis Wood

dude was ripped

Bentley Howard
Bentley Howard

His abs were just painted on, though.
I usually just played a femShep and banged the blue alien who didn't look like Shrek.

Jeremiah Thomas
Jeremiah Thomas

I did back it and you shrug it off because of the site, and you basically just went "no you're wrong" when I brought up other claims about facial animations and game breaking issues.

You do you though dude.

Zachary Fisher
Zachary Fisher

But seriously, I'm done at this point.

Christian Ward
Christian Ward

You didn't provide proof of anything. All I asked for was simply literally any proof that people were hired and/or fired to fill some diversity quotas. Caps of someone's twitter page that's not even mentioned in the shipped games credits isn't proof of anything.

Dominic Green
Dominic Green

stop posting that

Mason Anderson
Mason Anderson

k

Jack Diaz
Jack Diaz

*Pats on head*

Jason Reed
Jason Reed

luka do you usually sport sweats around the house, or just panties?

Jackson Jones
Jackson Jones

Incredulous negro was funnier.

Gabriel Nelson
Gabriel Nelson

that filename

Andrew Rogers
Andrew Rogers

this

Juan Phillips
Juan Phillips

It feels like your files have a 50% chance of being accurately labelled.

I am glad I flipped tails this time.

Isaac Hill
Isaac Hill

...id be interested to see what mff is like if he posted like a fucking normal person

Juan Cox
Juan Cox

http://imgur.com/gallery/EInhC

Connor King
Connor King

he seems like a pretty swell guy

Christopher Baker
Christopher Baker

He doesn't?

Jace Ramirez
Jace Ramirez

sounded too horrible to be a real filename almost.

Ryan Myers
Ryan Myers

truth be told id click all his shit but sometimes theres people in the same room as me and i dont feel like explaining why im watching loli scat porm videos to them

Caleb Smith
Caleb Smith

I think the most horrible part is the number possibly implying there's 8294799 other loli scat porn images.

James Diaz
James Diaz

only if it includes barbecue sauce

Isaac Taylor
Isaac Taylor

I.

I don't post like a normal person?

Blake Brown
Blake Brown

normal is bad. Normal will drive me to being severely abnormal.

Nope

Chase Fisher
Chase Fisher

What is a normal person, anyways?
Is that some kind of imaginary creature?

Jackson Evans
Jackson Evans

WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU DREW MY NAME ON YOUR CHEST WITH BBQ SAUCE AND POSTED IT ON THE FUCKING INTERNET.

GO DO IT, DO IT NOW

Landon Rogers
Landon Rogers

bump

Dylan Stewart
Dylan Stewart

...that semi normal post

Ryder Gray
Ryder Gray

inb4 frogs

Christopher Powell
Christopher Powell

what the fuck is this

Alexander Gomez
Alexander Gomez

nor·mal
ˈnôrməl/Submit
adjective
1.
conforming to a standard; usual, typical, or expected.

Ew, no.
That just sounds messy and uncomfortable.

Christopher Evans
Christopher Evans

ugly motherfuckers!

Xavier Thompson
Xavier Thompson

thats the pain of doing shit for the luls

Adrian Torres
Adrian Torres

that's so horrible it's ludicrous.

Nicholas Rogers
Nicholas Rogers

kids playing in pajamas.webm

Jose Cruz
Jose Cruz

Sounds horrible. Why would anyone want to conform to standards?

Zachary Gray
Zachary Gray

Too bad it wasn't some other animal. At least those aren't being schooled in the art of urban life to bother everyone it looks like.

Jose Williams
Jose Williams

*pets*

Austin Long
Austin Long

10/10

Consistency is the foundation of trust.

Isaac Martinez
Isaac Martinez

i once used strawberry jelly as a brain matter/blood analogue to mimic me forcing a ram module into my fucking brain

get it? memory? thats for the luls. was so stiky i had to shower

Ian Butler
Ian Butler

hello my lovelies

Isaac Scott
Isaac Scott


feeling okay?

James Jackson
James Jackson

Just a reminder that Pandas would rather eat themselves into food comas than fuck.

Finally. An animal I can sympathize with.

Christopher Edwards
Christopher Edwards

ree normies

hi, you

Jonathan Turner
Jonathan Turner

*wave

Isaac Edwards
Isaac Edwards

is panda porn the only thing keepin them from extinction
hi scoots
yeah

so I saw a vice video on lana rain and she has $2000 custom rei plugsuit

idk when it was made though..do you have any info on her making any videos with it?

Jack Edwards
Jack Edwards

evening nezi

Angel Myers
Angel Myers

friendly reminder that most animals dot fuck for pleasure, rather from biological imperative... the feeding process in almost all mammals is more common than the mating process

William Smith
William Smith

oh thats nezi

fuck

sorry nezi

Gavin Anderson
Gavin Anderson

I honestly don't want to know what zoologists do to make pandas fuck.

David Taylor
David Taylor

http://metro.co.uk/2017/03/17/pornhub-desperately-needs-you-to-dress-up-like-a-panda-and-have-sex-6514904/

Jonathan Brooks
Jonathan Brooks

most animals dot fuck for pleasure
Dubious; many animals fuck for pleasure.

Friendly reminders that humans are one of the only animals to drink another animal's milk, and also one of the only animals to drink milk out of childhood.

Chase Smith
Chase Smith

maybe he was trolling

Joshua Ortiz
Joshua Ortiz

sama isn't that dumb

right sama

Luis Ward
Luis Ward

I should change the name. I kept the name from the video on youtube.

I'll check

Liam Edwards
Liam Edwards

ill leave this one up to you. because leaving it nebulous is only slightly more entertaining to me than directly answering

Blake Miller
Blake Miller

expert damage control

tanki

Jaxon Rogers
Jaxon Rogers

I think that's just one of those things that everyone hears as a kid and most people can't be bothered to fact check.

I remember hearing the same thing in early highschool, and it was learning about dolphin rape pods that made me fact check.

Benjamin Edwards
Benjamin Edwards

bonobos opened my eyes to that topic

Logan James
Logan James

hello new person!

how are you? :3

what's up sama?

I am nezi >:(

hello qt -hugs-

how are you? :)

Charles Gomez
Charles Gomez

What for are bonobos?

Leo Thomas
Leo Thomas

its such a scoots thing to say

sorry dood

Samuel Brown
Samuel Brown

Oh those.

Joseph Green
Joseph Green

I don't think they have a purpose, but they are constantly fucking and having orgies

Christopher Powell
Christopher Powell

I was asking what you were talking about, not why they fuck.

Henry Perez
Henry Perez

theyre primates...

Isaac Flores
Isaac Flores

Yeah, google helped there.

Asher Perry
Asher Perry

gotcha

Isaac Allen
Isaac Allen

see... this is fun

when i actively misread your posts
and respond incorrectly, omitting critical information i get to assume things without doing any homework at all.

a win/win for me
thus igniting a possible debate

Brayden Garcia
Brayden Garcia

https://embedy.cc/movies/UmNRdnhEakx0clU5Tlg3OWZTaGRmL29XVzNtQ3JqdFRQM2YxMlNQNFk2TT0=

and a torrent is

https://thepiratebay.org/torrent/15305916

Owen Scott
Owen Scott

I'm alright. Been a normal day, besides the near 3 inches of rain.

Daniel Allen
Daniel Allen

lets circle back here tho... when i used "most"

as a descriptor you have to admit that wasnt entirely inaccurate, you just wanted to flex your epenis... amirite

Luke Young
Luke Young

could be better, could be worse
ive almost certainly failed a module through procrastination :/

Adrian Ward
Adrian Ward

so heres what ill need now... since weve refuted my bullshit:

an accurate count of all animal species that dont mate for pleasure

and a count of all the ones that do... ok go

Dylan Thompson
Dylan Thompson

Depends on where you place your goalposts.

Leo Sanchez
Leo Sanchez

90 degrees left and right of center

Michael Brooks
Michael Brooks

i got that fucking bait and ive settle in with a bottle of nice chanti

*slurping sounds

Parker Miller
Parker Miller

slurping sounds

Jason Russell
Jason Russell

getting bolder with moar booze... eventually ill be begging for sabs and propositioning rin for nookie... which i will get shot down for and eventually resort to playing videogames

Thomas Cruz
Thomas Cruz

that was an older one unfortunately

doesn't look like a $2k cosplay either LOL

this is the one

Xavier Phillips
Xavier Phillips

i cant click on that shit nigga...

needs moar sfw

Austin Jackson
Austin Jackson

Not what I meant, but okay.

Camden Diaz
Camden Diaz

oh... you were speaking metaphorically?

Brandon Scott
Brandon Scott

Yes.

Ayden Foster
Ayden Foster

Is shampooing one's crotch a metaphor for hand sex?

Luke Sanders
Luke Sanders

DOESN'T MATTER HAND SEX

Evan Wilson
Evan Wilson

i prefer suave... better lather that way

Isaiah Price
Isaiah Price

whether i do or do not become aroused in the process of you penance is irrelevant

Eli Jenkins
Eli Jenkins

jack is my hero...

Caleb Walker
Caleb Walker

I haven't found anything just yet. The other one pops up a lot.

Anthony Edwards
Anthony Edwards

maybe its the years of coke abuse talking.. but when was a handie considered sex?

Charles Jones
Charles Jones

coke abuse

You called?

Hunter Allen
Hunter Allen

By technicality only.

Evan Morris
Evan Morris

shot in the dark but is anyone here doing petrol engineering?

I think muu was..

curious about the carbonization process of various fuels

for research purposes

fug

Carter Williams
Carter Williams

Basically this, tbh.

Colton Wilson
Colton Wilson

...thank you for directly answering one of my questions

Bentley Hill
Bentley Hill

who cooks a 12' noodle

Jonathan Lopez
Jonathan Lopez

noodle

Connor Wright
Connor Wright

I want to cum on her face/glasses

Daniel Phillips
Daniel Phillips

luka are you megane

Dylan Wilson
Dylan Wilson

really?

its a noodle

Samuel Perry
Samuel Perry

i love meganekko...

but... i have 20/20 vision.
so i don't require glasses...

Justin Lee
Justin Lee

Only Megane should be allowed to post megane.

Juan Butler
Juan Butler

What about contacts?

Oliver Jones
Oliver Jones

Why don't I have a meganekko folder yet?

Christopher James
Christopher James

People should always get contacts over glasses.

Isaac Fisher
Isaac Fisher

Shameful.

Jackson Fisher
Jackson Fisher

Don't all animus wear circle lenses, though?

Landon Cooper
Landon Cooper

I thought it had something to do with all that radiation.

Dylan Lewis
Dylan Lewis

What about the ones who haven't been nuked twice?

Juan Myers
Juan Myers

Two nukes were not enough, btw.

Ryan Martin
Ryan Martin

Posers.

Jason Davis
Jason Davis

Hi Rin

James Perez
James Perez

yup

Easton Gomez
Easton Gomez

Hi, Soto.

Sebastian Anderson
Sebastian Anderson

I kinda missed you dude

Thanks for not blank posting

Jose Russell
Jose Russell

hello

Daniel Hughes
Daniel Hughes

hell

Owen Lee
Owen Lee

That's how I usually say hi when I'm not already typing.

What's up?

Nolan Brooks
Nolan Brooks

fig:1a

anime bitch pulling off glasses, cant see shit, looking mad as hell

Aaron Morales
Aaron Morales

Nothing much
Just chilling, wating till my direct deposit hits

wbu?
How have you been?

hai hai

Oliver Baker
Oliver Baker

i want a fig!

Evan Taylor
Evan Taylor

what's good my nigga

Joseph Nelson
Joseph Nelson

I've been okay.
Mostly just more of the same

I saw power rangers, though, so that was fun.

Jackson Moore
Jackson Moore

that feel when soto never says hi to you and you have to beg for it... and you kinda like that

i have cheesecake newtons! the box wont last 2 days

Elijah Reed
Elijah Reed

Whip came out for KOF for DLC btw
Shits lit

What's good with you dude?

Ive just been working and going to anime cons lol
Its great

Nothing too crazy?
How was it anyways?
I never saw it

You like that dont you you little sama

lmao btw hi
How ya been dude?

Luis Morgan
Luis Morgan

you

Owen Richardson
Owen Richardson

good breh... im drinking, bout to fix up a whole mess of fiuss and chips for supper

not potato chips no... fries, because im not in goddam uk

Nathan Fisher
Nathan Fisher

and that was *fish

i feel like correcting myself tonight

Jayden Peterson
Jayden Peterson

Would you fuck this girl?

Nicholas Jenkins
Nicholas Jenkins

too asian

Michael Baker
Michael Baker

You started taking hormones?

Nolan Evans
Nolan Evans

It was a genuinely good movie, tbh.

Gabriel Martinez
Gabriel Martinez

Whatcha drinking though?

Oobles quick question, are your pubes light blonde or dirty blonde?

This is crucial

But Power Rangers are garbage tho

yeah

how do I look daddy?

Ayden Perry
Ayden Perry

why bears ofcourse

Xavier Collins
Xavier Collins

Like an Asian furry.

Daniel Fisher
Daniel Fisher

Squash would be proud

Jaxson Green
Jaxson Green

isnt that your sister, soto?

Wyatt Brown
Wyatt Brown

What am I proud of?

Joseph Johnson
Joseph Johnson

soto we all know who that is by now

John Williams
John Williams

what?

Brody Martin
Brody Martin

No, we do not.

Cooper Bell
Cooper Bell

It's Soto's boyfriend.

Luis James
Luis James

theyve got like 10 flavors!!!!

Anthony Carter
Anthony Carter

Unlinked post.

Who am I talking to? Not you.

Carson Powell
Carson Powell

Grim quit blowing my cover

I'm trying to pass off as a trap

Quit mistaking me as Matthew

Jack Sanders
Jack Sanders

Could have been worse.

Christian Brown
Christian Brown

i dunno

Brody Williams
Brody Williams

lol that's not Rin

Colton Powell
Colton Powell

Soto, has he ever gotten really steamed at you, and kinda glared at you, and stomped his foot and been all "Anthony Soto! >:(" and you just try desperately not to laugh because it's so cute how intimidating he thinks he is when he's mad?

Jordan Foster
Jordan Foster

oh

Jack Cook
Jack Cook

This is the gayest thing I've ever read.

Lucas Diaz
Lucas Diaz

Welcome to Holla Forums, you must be new.

Christopher Richardson
Christopher Richardson

You clearly haven't been here for very long.

John Bennett
John Bennett

The fuck?
No

I always make sure he's happy and shit

Hudson James
Hudson James

*plays with grims boobs

Julian Allen
Julian Allen

hi I'm new

Bentley Ortiz
Bentley Ortiz

help. I was originally listening to this song for meme value but its getting stuck in my head

Kayden Reed
Kayden Reed

That is the wrong image.

Jace Nelson
Jace Nelson

Welcome.

Now fuck off.

Nathan Reed
Nathan Reed

Like I would save it. I literally just went to google and googled "Mugi K-on"

Caleb Long
Caleb Long

No effort

Fucking SHIT!!!!!!!!!!!! admin, my dude.

Jaxson Peterson
Jaxson Peterson

mfe

Carson Hill
Carson Hill

w*

fucking con roaming is the life

Jace Davis
Jace Davis

hi every1 im new!!!!!!! *holds up spork* my name is katy but u can call me t3h PeNgU1N oF d00m!!!!!!!! lol...as u can see im very random!!!! thats why i came here, 2 meet random ppl like me ^_^... im 13 years old (im mature 4 my age tho!!) i like 2 watch invader zim w/ my girlfreind (im bi if u dont like it deal w/it) its our favorite tv show!!! bcuz its SOOOO random!!!! shes random 2 of course but i want 2 meet more random ppl =) like they say the more the merrier!!!! lol...neways i hope 2 make alot of freinds here so give me lots of commentses!!!!

DOOOOOMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! <--- me bein random again ^_^ hehe...toodles!!!!!

love and waffles,

* ~t3h PeNgU1N oF d00m~*

Oliver King
Oliver King

EVERYTHING IS EFFORT

Evan Thompson
Evan Thompson

What is the image anyway?
I mean, I think I have it somewhere on my external, but I know it isn't named right.

Gabriel Bailey
Gabriel Bailey

I bought like 100 bucks worth of coke and like was all over the place and met so much people and had chicks on my dick that couldnt get up cause I was too coked out

I felt like an anime scarface tbh

Liam Harris
Liam Harris

WHY ARE YOU STILL AWAKE?

Carter Butler
Carter Butler

That one

Ian Sullivan
Ian Sullivan

because

everything is effort

toothbrushuing formy life

Carson Phillips
Carson Phillips

Oh, dear Lord.

Noah Morgan
Noah Morgan

Drawin, you should help her get ready for bed n tfofobrush.

with your tongue.

Nathan Sanchez
Nathan Sanchez

bet if he did that in opera he woulda nailed it

Luke Thompson
Luke Thompson

Rin post gooch

Mason Hall
Mason Hall

I would be tasting so many pastries.

Nolan Ross
Nolan Ross

inb4 i cant, im shy...

Julian Nelson
Julian Nelson

wow rude

Henry Mitchell
Henry Mitchell

Post goosh?

Blake Nelson
Blake Nelson

You say that like it's a bad thing?

Austin Campbell
Austin Campbell

Your actual response to something similar that I had said was far worse and completely savage.

It depends on what they are, I guess.

Connor Hill
Connor Hill

They're black?

Aaron Wright
Aaron Wright

WOW YOU REMINDED ME

Logan Robinson
Logan Robinson

Ifnishedi tbursh in I can go into bed now nana

Lincoln Collins
Lincoln Collins

Yeah, I suppose.

But Neru's a pastry connoisseur not a pastry slut, right?

Christian Cox
Christian Cox

nini

Isaiah Torres
Isaiah Torres

Sweet dreams.

She does not really tell me. All I know is that she eats polarbröd, and that cannot even be considered pastry.

Andrew Jackson
Andrew Jackson

One time I told Neru to post anime butts and they actually did it.

Hunter Jenkins
Hunter Jenkins

Google tells me that's just a bread company?

Henry Cook
Henry Cook

Dunno. That is what I was told.

Jayden Nelson
Jayden Nelson

The mystery deepens.

Noah Rogers
Noah Rogers

lmao you dont know what a gooch is?

wts they're black?

Luis Johnson
Luis Johnson

She's not blonde.

Justin Young
Justin Young

?????
I have very dark hair?

Ayden Young
Ayden Young

I could've sworn she was blonde or at least a dirty blonde

Like Chii tier pubes ya know?

Eli Morgan
Eli Morgan

I'm a blond bombshell

Teehee

Wyatt Gomez
Wyatt Gomez

pics or it didnt happen

Ryan Murphy
Ryan Murphy

IAN COME WITH US TO LITTLE TOKYO TOMORROW

ITS ME SAM MARIO ANDY AND CHOVIE PROBS

COME THRU ILL BUY YOU DRINKS AND SUCK YOUR DICK

John Butler
John Butler

But how will I get home?

Thomas White
Thomas White

New.

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