He's also not gay (lots of exclamation points)

David Gomez
David Gomez

he's also not gay (lots of exclamation points)

All urls found in this thread:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bKZP3B71u4k
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n7f71sQUod8
https://myanimelist.net/manga/57989/Toaru_Kagaku_no_Accelerator
https://www.pinknews.co.uk/2017/03/28/married-republican-lawmaker-told-teenage-prostitute-he-wanted-to-fk-his-boy-pussy/
Caleb Turner
Caleb Turner

Cup is gay

Cameron Perry
Cameron Perry

D:

Jack Hill
Jack Hill

And fat

Ethan Stewart
Ethan Stewart

Crabtivating a la OHSHC

Josiah Russell
Josiah Russell

you ever made love to a man, grim?

Robert Russell
Robert Russell

DDD:

Easton Torres
Easton Torres

And I'm also not Yan on a phone

William Cox
William Cox

I thought he made love to you and that you're his Indonesian "girl"friend.

Gavin Flores
Gavin Flores

D:<

David Cruz
David Cruz

not only do you link an early thread like a retard but you also creep in bans discord and cap contextless content and post it here to continue your endless tirade in your shit filled diaper

that's pretty bad

you ever made love to anyone, manaka?

Owen Garcia
Owen Garcia

thank god

Eli Martinez
Eli Martinez

Wow calm down Grim don't get your pampers in a bunch

Luis Cook
Luis Cook

that's someone else, and not me!

n-no

Kayden Morales
Kayden Morales

have you ever been so triggered...

Brody Edwards
Brody Edwards

you have some legit issues

what a shame

David Jones
David Jones

I hope you two have a Sharia wedding and adopt some Jihadi kids.

Benjamin Anderson
Benjamin Anderson

Its not gay if its boipussy and they have a feminine penis and their balls don't touch and you call them a she and they're wearing a skirt.

James Sanders
James Sanders

honestly might be his best example of irony to date

Caleb Green
Caleb Green

...noting how grim never actually answered the question

Eli Phillips
Eli Phillips

pretty sure he does all that stuff so he's good.

Grayson Brooks
Grayson Brooks

no, I have not nor do I ever plan to

sorry to crush your dreams instead of your booty

Jonathan Lee
Jonathan Lee

answer my question!

How did you know about that, even I am not sure about what are those!

Kayden Jones
Kayden Jones

Grim is the biggest closet homo.

It's creepy when he pops a boner for one of the femboys here or asks to see another man's chest for bribes

Joshua Howard
Joshua Howard

read above post manako

Brandon Jackson
Brandon Jackson

really makes you think

Anthony Gomez
Anthony Gomez

lol

Wyatt Roberts
Wyatt Roberts

when did any one of these things happen

John Garcia
John Garcia

the level of creepy goes way beyond that lol. the stuff I've been told holy shit.

Xavier Allen
Xavier Allen

autismus

Zachary Gray
Zachary Gray

Pretty much

Benjamin Howard
Benjamin Howard

ah, well you went on con with soto that from what i heard involved cross dressers.

that's why i asked

Grayson Russell
Grayson Russell

its the curry... makes his bowels irritable. he gets mad easy

Anthony Butler
Anthony Butler

hey ooble can I see ur chest.

Tyler Robinson
Tyler Robinson

what can I say, I'm a real degenerate.

Andrew Thomas
Andrew Thomas

that honestly makes a lot of sense. would explain why he's so tight-assed too. always clenching to hold it in.

Jose Barnes
Jose Barnes

I'm glad you and Grim squashed the beef and now he's literally squashing your meat.

Liam Howard
Liam Howard

Literally a month or two ago when you tried to get Erin to show you his chest for tacos you infidel

Adam Peterson
Adam Peterson

Ui that's actually really gross. Don't do that to other people.

William Walker
William Walker

"hes so uptight if you shoved a lump of coal up his ass in 2 weeks you would have a diamond"

~some movie

Elijah Martin
Elijah Martin

squashing it real good then using tape to hold it in place. it's not gay if you can't see it.

he does that all the time lol. like he legit asked her this.

William Thompson
William Thompson

I don't anymore.

I CNC program and operate now.

Aaron White
Aaron White

WELL

I did have plans to try and experience the trap experience back then but they weren't at the part so oh well

So Erin is a man now? Real supportive of your Trans gf there buddy

Brody Rogers
Brody Rogers

the only reason he supports the trans movement is because it involves chopping dicks off

Mason Price
Mason Price

Definitely not as bad as dekkaidou though

Noah Rivera
Noah Rivera

Grim will you love me if I wear a skirt ?

Jordan Harris
Jordan Harris

#savethedicks
#nomorepenectomy

Eli Butler
Eli Butler

Anyone can be whatever they want but no one is required to participate in their self image.

Also can you hand me a sweater while you're in there

Brody Cook
Brody Cook

Oh yeah Ems you like Love Live right?

Evan Williams
Evan Williams

you know i'm bad with jokes, even worse with innuendo!

but why.. why are you interested in trying?

Joseph Martinez
Joseph Martinez

lol true

making it a fully english pun makes it more tolerable for sure

I have a baseball bat in one hand and a box of chocolates in the other

step up to me in a skirt and find out which one swings towards you

Ayden Miller
Ayden Miller

I did have plans to try and experience the trap experience

n-no homo guys

Nolan Gomez
Nolan Gomez

violence is literally always the answer to homosexual advances. totally not a closet case tho

Jayden White
Jayden White

back then I was curious because of soto's antics
and the drugs and alcohol too most likely

but not anymore

Nathaniel Richardson
Nathaniel Richardson

I don't know if I can fit a bat up my ass though.

Matthew Foster
Matthew Foster

so angry...i can sense the red puckered asshole clenching

Zachary Gomez
Zachary Gomez

step up to me in a skirt and find out which one swings towards you
He's going to drop to his knees faster than Cupcake.

Camden Phillips
Camden Phillips

When you get gung ho about clearing shit out of your house that you took your bed to your dads and have to sleep on the floor

Henry Bell
Henry Bell

it's all that repression. it builds up a lot. that's why you get suicide bombers and really extreme religious folk.

Mason Brown
Mason Brown

The meme is almost Yogs tier
Like next he'll be asking to see guys dicks just because he likes them no homo

Henry Wilson
Henry Wilson

nearly woke my roomie up stifling my laugh fuck

use the cats as pillows

Adrian Young
Adrian Young

"the drugs and alcohol made me gay!"

Luke Flores
Luke Flores

Yeah, why?

I was tempted to leave it as *shitty crab pun*

Nathaniel Martinez
Nathaniel Martinez

To be fair if you enter someones house and it is carpet take off your fucking shoes

If it is tile or wood flooring but clean af take them off aswell

If the carpet, tile, or wood flooring is grimey af and looks groos keep your shoes on

If they tell you to take off your shoes tell them to mop first

Nolan Sanchez
Nolan Sanchez

I bet he also has a dick diary like yogs. and a room where he keeps the ones he cut off

it's legit. why do you think I'm so gay

Mason Wilson
Mason Wilson

I'm slightly allergic to them.

Parker Hall
Parker Hall

Yeah, if someone tracks mud into my house I'd clock them as well.

Brandon Murphy
Brandon Murphy

all depends on the audience

you like to live very dangerously huh

Evan Roberts
Evan Roberts

Prenatal alcohol in your case.

Alexander Gray
Alexander Gray

Whats so funny ?

Daniel White
Daniel White

I'll suffer through.
I love my cats too much.

Justin Lee
Justin Lee

off the record

with enough alcohol, you will something something?

Brandon Scott
Brandon Scott

I bet he has a dragon dildo as a 'joke'

Asher King
Asher King

the dumbass lives like a pig, so how would he understand

Parker Howard
Parker Howard

ima bed ehs getting pretty redfaced too... i give it 30 mins and he'll ragequit about it... only after calling everyone gay

we need to really push this new meme

hey thats a nice cock
i like to watch dudes shower
shove a finger up my ass whilst shitting to get all the poop out

no homo tho

gah i miss yoggs

Landon Turner
Landon Turner

Who?

Parker Hughes
Parker Hughes

Not even I can be sure in predicting my drunk behavior. But I do not get drunk like that regularly anymore.

Probably not though.

The one trying so hard

Mason Stewart
Mason Stewart

Do you like this song?

Be honest with me.

Man, Phoenix was my shit back when I was an indie kid in HS before the weebness ruined my life

lmao there aint mud in Cali Squash

Mud is just a myth

that feel

Juan Morgan
Juan Morgan

That would be gay. And his sexual interest in you is purely heterosexual.

Blake Martin
Blake Martin

Lets get every trap to become grims creepy like a sibling friend and have them advance on him constantly like a horny harem of feminine penis

Ayden Reed
Ayden Reed

my mother has never had a single sip of alcohol actually

haha so do I haha. as a joke haha

I love how triggered he is getting

I dunno, he seems pretty determined to "ignore" it while getting more and more angry. as you can see he jumped at the first chance he could find to fling insults at me, baseless as usual lol. it takes his mind a while to come up with something so it's understandable.

Matthew Turner
Matthew Turner

I'm not really paying attention.
So what's poppin?

Adam Ross
Adam Ross

"I'm absolutely certain I'm not gay"

"not even I can be sure in predicting my drunk behavior"

Robert Harris
Robert Harris

Mormons have less fun than they have wives.

Nathan Williams
Nathan Williams

still unwinding from gits

had some irl drama but it seems to have been solved as of tonight, ill pm you about if you're curious

Tyler Torres
Tyler Torres

a surprisingly good anti joke.

Christian Bell
Christian Bell

oh..
okay, i'll stop now

hey interest is interest and as long as it's honest with no ulterior motive, i'm not complaining!

Brody Watson
Brody Watson

I bet its a fucking chance

Henry Lewis
Henry Lewis

nearly missed this soz

imagining you positioning your ass in front of me swinging a bat to try to get it up your butt

Carson Rivera
Carson Rivera

I'm trying to stay away from gossip and drama where I can. Thank you though.

How was GitS?

Robert Garcia
Robert Garcia

nnf. jealous. I want one. I got nova the breeder.

Isaac Hill
Isaac Hill

"imagining you positioning your ass in front of me"

Justin Turner
Justin Turner

Soto and Subtle :^)

Ehh, I prefer the original tbh

Ayden Martin
Ayden Martin

i think it makes him more uncomfortable when i flirt with him... which brings me great joy

needing a base for insults
come on man... when was this ever a prerequisite?

Lucas Harris
Lucas Harris

I can break that bat

Bentley Hill
Bentley Hill

well, it's not, but it makes it funnier when you have one.

Samuel Cook
Samuel Cook

I only know theres a bunch of weird dragons and a horse named chance and apparently a new buffalo one that Natalie used

James Gomez
James Gomez

but its unrelated to you/threads so it should be ok, no?

as for gits, see

kek


but replace cuffs with bat

Jacob Long
Jacob Long

water buffalo one looks pretty great. the person who got me the nova also got like three for himself and sent them to me to hold for him, because he's in the military. so I held them for him until he could get them again. one was the buffalo and it was gorgeous.

Christian Ward
Christian Ward

My mind went blank

Tyler Murphy
Tyler Murphy

its just easier (read: lazy) to have nothing to go on and just summing everything up to gay

David Sanders
David Sanders

dont worry bby im glad to make you uncomfortable too

Robert Rogers
Robert Rogers

Thats exactly what my girlish moans sound like.

Angel Flores
Angel Flores

or disgusting, or ugly, you know, basic projection tactics. it's always funny. he's been like this for weeks now. steadily getting more and more absurd. watching has been a real treat.

Brody Morales
Brody Morales

You are Squash moaning in your ear tier gross right now

Ethan Bailey
Ethan Bailey

dont worry ladies i only got eyes for sabs...

Jeremiah Evans
Jeremiah Evans

h-haha it was all a prank haha

Christopher Campbell
Christopher Campbell

I feel like any kind would get me back in the mood for it here.
I'm just trying to take a chill pill lately. Even been chuming it up with Luka.

Julian Hughes
Julian Hughes

Oh yeah i was gonna say Sama u so old ur first Trap was from Sodom

Ryan Scott
Ryan Scott

you are actually disgusting
see the nasty dildo pics you post
you are actually ugly
see every pic of you
you are actually pathetic
see every post you make about me in my presence or not

Samuel Miller
Samuel Miller

WONT BE LONG NOW MMHM

Colton Allen
Colton Allen

... im absent too often... all i get is the full blown asspain during de-escalation

Blake Ward
Blake Ward

Please leave me out of this, b-baka.

Nolan Hernandez
Nolan Hernandez

nigga has fucking dried up shit and lint on his dlidos
he does not wash them
can you imagine the smell in his room?

Mason Cook
Mason Cook

Long for what?

Cameron Nguyen
Cameron Nguyen

I kind of want to vomit when I think about you now

Isaac Morgan
Isaac Morgan

and he wasnt even convincing, i know...

Christian Bell
Christian Bell

oh don't worry, any time you happen to be around you'll catch this level of buttmad. it's amazing. it's so easy to rile him up at this point there's almost no sport in it.

Isaiah Phillips
Isaiah Phillips

before you get back onto the drama train :3

Christian Ramirez
Christian Ramirez

that's hot tbh

Josiah Fisher
Josiah Fisher

B-BUT PHOENIX THO

Wow way to hurtmy feeling you pale ghost

Julian Morris
Julian Morris

How do I get the smell of old dried up cum out of my room

Joshua Johnson
Joshua Johnson

can you imagine the smell in his room?
balls, vinegar, sheetos, spaghettios, self pitty... no not at all

Sebastian Adams
Sebastian Adams

.

Joseph Collins
Joseph Collins

If anything you're the one projecting, here.

Specifically, projecting how much you care about this petty spat onto him.

Sebastian Torres
Sebastian Torres

I think once I'm around people after I move and have a solid means of interaction I won't be so depressed anymore and won't need the drama.

Oliver Ortiz
Oliver Ortiz

why is this list so detailed, sama.

Don't tell me...

Logan Torres
Logan Torres

Mask it with the smell of fresh wet cum.

Carson Garcia
Carson Garcia

[email protected]

Landon Diaz
Landon Diaz

wait so drama is your outlet for depression?

I guess it is one way to feel energized or part of something

Camden King
Camden King

Cum over

Ive got treats

Ayden Thomas
Ayden Thomas

secretly i only tease coz i like the guy... literally no homo. im just an asshole

have no problem being called a faggot lol

Carter Rodriguez
Carter Rodriguez

once cup starts rolling you can't stop him

physically too

Anthony Campbell
Anthony Campbell

Not an outlet.
Just a reaction.

Elijah James
Elijah James

What's your opinion of this?

Parker Ward
Parker Ward

lol... oh please guess

Camden Taylor
Camden Taylor

W-what kind...

Zachary Carter
Zachary Carter

Pls no be gross

Hudson Clark
Hudson Clark

well yeah, the average person who isn't a total closet case has no problem with people making jokes about it.

Zachary Davis
Zachary Davis

huh okay

move within a hundred miles of nyc or something so I can see your regularly
you wont be depressed in good company c:

Dylan Gomez
Dylan Gomez

2late bby.

Mason Harris
Mason Harris

Woofgang Bakery

Xavier Bailey
Xavier Bailey

yus!

John Murphy
John Murphy

mfw

Jeremiah Brooks
Jeremiah Brooks

who we got here?

Ethan Morris
Ethan Morris

hooray we well adjusted hooman nao

Adam Hall
Adam Hall

Would be cool.
Sadly I'll probably try being in the south for as long as I can. Though I move so much.

...gimme...

Logan Young
Logan Young

only took ya 1000000 years

Ryder Edwards
Ryder Edwards

Cum over

Asher Allen
Asher Allen

damnit man we need more relative spread

or you should win the lottery or invent something big or something

Zachary Bell
Zachary Bell

yfw

my room currently smells of bbq chicken wiings and fabrese...

Jeremiah Rivera
Jeremiah Rivera

When you need an item to finish a quest and upgrade a weapon in FF15, but you sold one of the only 2 you can get per play through and one is only obtainable during one part that can't be redone so if you sold the other you're fucked and can't 100% the game without NG+ and it resets all the quests when you do so you might as well kill yourself.

James Fisher
James Fisher

That takes effort.
I'll just save up and visit sometime.

Adrian Young
Adrian Young

So I do the age old trick where I listen to the song and wont look at the video

The songs really catchy
The la la la la's get me going

I also know this series
Its about that one chick thats trying to find out what kind of animal she is, right?

Asher James
Asher James

lol old jokes... you damn whippersnapper

Luis Watson
Luis Watson

you're one of the few older than me, gotta get the jabs in

Daniel Lewis
Daniel Lewis

fuck square enix

I have febreeze for cloth and upholstery as well as some lavender stuff for the air
and I just bought like 15 packs of 5 gum

I'm becoming more of a clean/fresh freak as I grow more middle-aged

I CAN SHOW YOU the woorld
==ZA WARUDOOOOOOOOO=

Joseph Flores
Joseph Flores

I just want to do everything in the game.

Cooper Harris
Cooper Harris

its no problem, im a big boi, i can take it

then older you get the more you realize just how rank your ass is and need to do something about the stank

Isaiah Flores
Isaiah Flores

Everyone tells me to watch it so I watched 2 episodes

Jordan Taylor
Jordan Taylor

big boi...4 u

Robert Lee
Robert Lee

Spec. I'ma disappear now though, g'night.

Kevin Reyes
Kevin Reyes

figured. byebye, sleep well.

really? this early? lol nerd. goodnight.

Luke Williams
Luke Williams

#winkyfais

David Parker
David Parker

The cgi klinda irks me tbh

so I dropped it
There wasnt even any fanservice so fuck that garbage

Xavier Davis
Xavier Davis

Fuck I'm exhausted but I can't sleep

Henry Sanders
Henry Sanders

could always come over, sit on my lap

we can talk about the first thing that pops up

Brandon Richardson
Brandon Richardson

Wow, going to sleep instead of roboting away the last day of the event

Joshua Phillips
Joshua Phillips

just off the top of my head, and yes i DO think im funny

Brandon Jones
Brandon Jones

sleep

Jose Harris
Jose Harris

I've been like that for the last 3 days
it's the worst feeling

try taking a hot shower

Sebastian Roberts
Sebastian Roberts

Sama you dont understand
I'm only self conscious about my breath after eating

but my roomate is SOUTH INDIAN MAN

LIKE

WHEN HE COOKS SOMETIMES

THE SMELL

WILL KEEP YOU AWAKE

Jace Campbell
Jace Campbell

ever being able to sleep
what are you
a nerd?

Aaron Sullivan
Aaron Sullivan

dude... when i cook with visitors they come piling in within minutes regardless of sleep cycle.

because it smells fucking delicious

Jonathan Mitchell
Jonathan Mitchell

I dont get the meme

Are south indians stinky or what?

John Flores
John Flores

tbh authentic south indian home made food is something of a rarity

Charles Brooks
Charles Brooks

Wouldn't the first thing to pop up be your dick?
I tried
I already took a shower
I'm usually not exhausted before I pass out and I've been waking up a lot the past week

Ian Powell
Ian Powell

probably, yes...

Wyatt Gonzalez
Wyatt Gonzalez

get high

Robert Scott
Robert Scott

well Sabs aint here so i HAVE to sexually harass someone.. you know, its obligatory

Nathan Ramirez
Nathan Ramirez

Then there's not much to talk about is there?
The only drugs I have are sleeping pills that make me feel awful instead of great

Brody Morales
Brody Morales

ohhh snap

Brandon Carter
Brandon Carter

getting some ointment for that sick burn

Ryan Gonzalez
Ryan Gonzalez

yes

sometimes they make hellcurry

it tastes amazing but the fumes are something else

see above

Michael Kelly
Michael Kelly

Try again

Jackson Green
Jackson Green

get high on life
go for a run
jack off or something

Brody Barnes
Brody Barnes

wats hellcurry pls

Zachary Richardson
Zachary Richardson

its super spicy but super flavorful

they use some kind of secret recipe for the paste that has some nameless south indian peppers in it along with onions

Xavier Jenkins
Xavier Jenkins

All Indians stink since they wipe their ass with their hand.

David Barnes
David Barnes

and ofc the myriad of spices

brb laundry

Nolan Hernandez
Nolan Hernandez

this wasnt helpfull...

Jason Howard
Jason Howard

I'll ask him for the actual recipe sometime but ill probs have to do a lot of translating

I dont even speak south indian mane

Nathan Ortiz
Nathan Ortiz

yes pls... curry is life

Blake Collins
Blake Collins

Recipe you say?

Daniel Mitchell
Daniel Mitchell

tfw indian curry is way better than asian curry
always looking for new ideas

Camden Lopez
Camden Lopez

my lamb and rice curry is sub par...not even with a game to step up tbh

Jackson Edwards
Jackson Edwards

god
fucking
damn you

Jackson Price
Jackson Price

I dont play that game and thus I dont get the reference alalalala

I think thai curry is nice and light but I prefer rich north indian curry to anything
jap curry has a special place in my heart cuz of its own kick on richness and flavor

Ryder Cox
Ryder Cox

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bKZP3B71u4k

Hunter Stewart
Hunter Stewart

OK SO LIKE
I OPENED UP THE DRYER
NOTE THAT THIS IS THE APARTMENT DRYER SHARED WITH EVERYONE IN THE BUILDING

AND A LIGHTER FELL OUT

THIS IS WHY YOU CHECK PUBLIC MACHINES BEFORE YOU USE THEM

I had it on low heat too, but thank god my clothes didn't light on fire/explode

Kayden Carter
Kayden Carter

true genius

William Johnson
William Johnson

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n7f71sQUod8

Mason Scott
Mason Scott

Now imagine this happening constantly.

Nolan Johnson
Nolan Johnson

the africans also have a good twist on it...

Somalian food also = life

Adam Lewis
Adam Lewis

wouldve had to have actual flame, woulda just melted the plastic and leaked the fuel rather than catching fire

Andrew James
Andrew James

if the food is good I wont complain

never had that

plastic melts
butane leaks out and coats clothing
lighter flint strikes a vent where pain has possibly eroded
sparks
BOOM

Justin Williams
Justin Williams

It's good, but it's different when a girl makes it for you.

Ayden Morales
Ayden Morales

are we talking irl or game

Grayson Allen
Grayson Allen

less gender

more amount of love and effort put in

I bet you'd make me some mean southern food

Leo Cooper
Leo Cooper

...theres several restaurants and a street vendor in your local area that serve it with enjara

coats clothing... butane leaking in gas form
cools to liquid form over clothing
heated by dryer
evaporating back into gas
distributed by heat exhaust
minimal threat posed because faster evaporation point than rubbing alcohol

Alexander Wood
Alexander Wood

ill look around

well its under pressure isn't it?
so it would spray out in a big puff
still tho
that dangerous combo of the flint sparking at the same time the lighter pops is dangerous either way

John Ross
John Ross

at the end of the day id rather not have a lighter with my clothes in the dryer

YOURE FREE TO HAVE PLENTY THO

Jose Rivera
Jose Rivera

the fuel would exhaust well before the danger of fire...

ima put like 20 in there

Andrew Jones
Andrew Jones

dont actuallydo it

Adam Jenkins
Adam Jenkins

sleep... lates

James King
James King

I should head off too

night broski

Wyatt Murphy
Wyatt Murphy

Sleep well.

Nicholas Carter
Nicholas Carter

Whoops!! ! !

I slipped

sorry

x3

Thomas Bell
Thomas Bell

oh god a spiderbro just droppen on me

Xavier Lewis
Xavier Lewis

Ecks three

Luis Gomez
Luis Gomez

*pat*

Charles Russell
Charles Russell

Honestly spiderbros are harmless and you shouldnt kill them Jusdt grab em and toss em outside

Joshua Gutierrez
Joshua Gutierrez

I murder any spider I see in my territory.

Jeremiah Green
Jeremiah Green

I kill huntsman for breakfast.

Aaron Green
Aaron Green

I'll beat you and eat you for breakfast.

Connor Martinez
Connor Martinez

Oow woow.

Chase Ross
Chase Ross

I like those sounds.

Henry Cook
Henry Cook

is that your spider? if it is your floor is nice

Michael Lewis
Michael Lewis

I could probably fight back, though.

Jace Jenkins
Jace Jenkins

"I could fight back......if I wanted to that is...."

Aiden Torres
Aiden Torres

I mean.. violence is not always an answer to reach a peace.

Justin Martinez
Justin Martinez

Yeah, exactly

Robert Adams
Robert Adams

shutupthough

Isaac Johnson
Isaac Johnson

shy boy

Asher Cooper
Asher Cooper

No, not even..

Landon Miller
Landon Miller

Riiiiight

Brody Richardson
Brody Richardson

I'm not shy.. I just chose the right time to talk?

Nathaniel Walker
Nathaniel Walker

SPEAK BOY

Jason Kelly
Jason Kelly

Look, you summoned Squash.

Leo Martin
Leo Martin

Hes a good boy.

Lincoln Clark
Lincoln Clark

DID YOU JUST ASSUME HIS GENDER

Liam Long
Liam Long

I mean 'it's'.

Jacob Nguyen
Jacob Nguyen

that means you're my biggest rival

Aiden Collins
Aiden Collins

Hes a good dog*

fixed

Connor Cox
Connor Cox

assuming species

You're a terrible collection of matter.

Charles Cox
Charles Cox

Hes shown me pictures of his paws and snoot before . . . .

His coat looks very soft

Ryan Bailey
Ryan Bailey

Fackin' furries.

Alexander Price
Alexander Price

assuming just because he has paws, snoot and a coat means it's a dog...

Kevin Myers
Kevin Myers

Watch your mouth.

*assumes*

Jace Collins
Jace Collins

Fricken assumers.

John Ross
John Ross

Say fuck instead.

Henry Anderson
Henry Anderson

Type fuck instead.

Brandon Reed
Brandon Reed

fuck instead.

Evan Wood
Evan Wood

It's not doing anything, this was a pointless order~

Way too adorable.

Owen Butler
Owen Butler

Where were you today?

She is super adorable.

Michael Scott
Michael Scott

good girl

The problem was it wasn't doing anything.

Leo Long
Leo Long

Homework.

I have more to do. I procrastinate way too much.

Lincoln Peterson
Lincoln Peterson

Frick you.

Jackson Gray
Jackson Gray

When ?

Benjamin Roberts
Benjamin Roberts

That's not how you're supposed to respond.

Me to tbh.

Zachary Cox
Zachary Cox

A series about her and Accelerator would have been nice.

It doesn't have anything to do though.

Tyler Martin
Tyler Martin

I revoke my statement for the foreseeable future.

*unzips female penis*

Chase Carter
Chase Carter

As cute as it would be, it would be without a real story and get old.

William Fisher
William Fisher

A series about her and Accelerator would have been nice.

There is a manga for them. Though I haven't read it. And obviously some of the books focus heavily on them. But I haven't read those either.

Adam Davis
Adam Davis

Really? I need this in anime form.

Charles Russell
Charles Russell

That is one nice female penis you got there~

I am sure they could think of something, though then again with the state of anime it'd probably be a magical girl series.

Accelerator would literally just show up to save her every time things got too tough.

And now I have something to look up. :3

Joshua Fisher
Joshua Fisher

https://myanimelist.net/manga/57989/Toaru_Kagaku_no_Accelerator

Ryder Sanchez
Ryder Sanchez

Its strawberry flavored.

have a lick

Colton Gonzalez
Colton Gonzalez

This isn't an anime though. is there cap material?

Also she'd get too uguu.

STRAWBERRY?!

Oliver Sullivan
Oliver Sullivan

https://www.pinknews.co.uk/2017/03/28/married-republican-lawmaker-told-teenage-prostitute-he-wanted-to-fk-his-boy-pussy/

Nathan Flores
Nathan Flores

The cover it has on that site alone sparks even more interest, thanks Testy~

-Licks female penis-

What do you know, you cannot taste through the internet! I could have never guessed~

Yeah, might start killing off the audience with too much of it.

Liam Kelly
Liam Kelly

yes ?

*cums*

Noah Perry
Noah Perry

im allergic to cats too

Samuel Green
Samuel Green

Jealous.

Joseph Smith
Joseph Smith

Yet I could taste the fruity, strawberry explosion that time. Strange...

Jace Sullivan
Jace Sullivan

*its

Ethan Richardson
Ethan Richardson

If you want strawberry flavored rod to put in your mouth follow me to convenience store, you can pick any candy you want.

Caleb Thompson
Caleb Thompson

Of what ? The flavor ?

Now your hair is haunted.

Henry Scott
Henry Scott

3 hours later
Oddly I just now opened threads again. What timing.

Got any pets?

Grayson Wood
Grayson Wood

Pocky.
Straight up.

Yeah that. And a penis because I'm actually a gril irl.

William Fisher
William Fisher

Pocky
You don't know how to use apostrophes AND you can't pick candy.

Andrew Allen
Andrew Allen

grab four for tonight

Eli Diaz
Eli Diaz

Now I'm spooked, how could you do this to me?

You're such a bully! ;-;

Easton Wilson
Easton Wilson

Why do none of the Canadians use names?

Jaxson Hughes
Jaxson Hughes

used to have pets here and there
only for short amounts of time

Angel Thompson
Angel Thompson

4 whole boxes?
oh heck yeah.

girl (male)

Brody Morales
Brody Morales

And you're a slut with dead babies in your hair.

Evan Sanders
Evan Sanders

Grown men shouldn't eat Pocky.

Matthew Lewis
Matthew Lewis

What kind?

Most don't use them for some reason.

William Rodriguez
William Rodriguez

They respect their privacy?
not many candians so it'd be easy to find out which one is which?

either way, guessing game is fun!

yeah it's friday and pocky is a good desk snack since it doesn't make our hands greasy or season-y

John Hernandez
John Hernandez

It adds secrecy.

Connor Morgan
Connor Morgan

small cats, many different kinds

ya it strange

Andrew Phillips
Andrew Phillips

I want attention. Someone make me a tripcode.

Hunter Lee
Hunter Lee

No they aren't. They are annoying as shit and pedantic.

Bentley Turner
Bentley Turner

Tell me something??

Also you can look cool when you're too busy focussing on something and just having it sticking out.

Jason Ortiz
Jason Ortiz

Cats are enjoyable.
I'm hoping to take both of mine with me.

Ian Barnes
Ian Barnes

something

Charles Rodriguez
Charles Rodriguez

i miss them sometimes

Brody Robinson
Brody Robinson

it's only not fun if we give up but they still don't tell their names

ahaha yeah, that focused and cool feeling even though nobody is going to see us!

Ayden Collins
Ayden Collins

Chips. Potato chips are a good snack for men. Grapes too.

It's not anime when you eat Pocky. Stop trying.

Mason Bennett
Mason Bennett

Close enough?

As Long as you're actually doing something and not pretending to look cool. That's when you know you're cool.

Ryan Cooper
Ryan Cooper

Why not get more?

It is always awful.

Grayson Moore
Grayson Moore

I don't like seasonings and or grease get on my fingers, so..

actually doing something in front of pc!? well I would never!
unless posting and games count as "something"

I guess.. It gives the doer some sense of importance but annoys other people

Parker Lewis
Parker Lewis

Well I mean if you're at like an office or something.

If you're at home on the pc, then have as much fun as you want.

Isaiah Nguyen
Isaiah Nguyen

because i'm not prepared to care for one.

Sebastian Young
Sebastian Young

Fair enough.

Tyler Scott
Tyler Scott

If you're buying Pocky, you're probably thinking about how to look cool eating it.

Because cramming a several Pocky into your mouth isn't kawaii.

want something to show off your oral fixation? Try cigarettes like a normal person.

Cooper Clark
Cooper Clark

yeah, i wouldn't feel right, not being able to care for it right and feed it good. gotta respect their life ;~;

Jaxson Taylor
Jaxson Taylor

Could get a fish.

Elijah Gray
Elijah Gray

i got sea monkeys... and they lasted a couple months.
prolly died of cold or something
but looks like they caught some disiese and got a black spot on them infection and passed on

Gavin Watson
Gavin Watson

Or eat a sandwich.

Snacking is a poor habit, anyways.

Made worse acting aloof with your candies.

Ethan Price
Ethan Price

I couldn't fathom what it was.
Sea monkeys are cool though.

Isaiah Price
Isaiah Price

My computer thinks the PS4 controller charging on it is my speakers...

John Long
John Long

If you're out with friends, and one of them buys Pocky, everyone should ignore that person til they're finished.

Lincoln Williams
Lincoln Williams

and why is that?

Colton Young
Colton Young

I get the impression you don't have many friends.

Carson Gonzalez
Carson Gonzalez

Because they likely have ulterior candy purchasing motives.

Cameron Green
Cameron Green

I don't get it.

Christian Gomez
Christian Gomez

Oh it's Kanra.

Too many Canadian anons, I was almost convinced Veevee went user for some reason.

Benjamin Thompson
Benjamin Thompson

None that buy Pocky, anyways.

see this? Look how they're all clothed.

Pocky are the candid shots of candies.

And that's the only thing thinnly chocolate coated breadsticks are good for.

Robert Bell
Robert Bell

Nobody is forcing you to eat pocky, Kanra. You should find something better to preach about like drugs or religion.

Adam Miller
Adam Miller

NSFW

Noah Campbell
Noah Campbell

Well maybe those babies should have found a better place.

The fuckin' idgets.

Luis Watson
Luis Watson

Drugs go great with religion.

Cooper Davis
Cooper Davis

God I wish that were me.

Connor Ward
Connor Ward

The way you keep trying to explain what you're saying is as if I already know what you're saying. I still don't know what you're talking about. Learn to use logic please.

Andrew Moore
Andrew Moore

The one with the penis?

Luke Sullivan
Luke Sullivan

BAD.

Jayden Barnes
Jayden Barnes

bahaha nevermind

pocky are amazing

John Fisher
John Fisher

god I want to feel the chocolate from the pocky-sounding melt and run further down my urethra

Owen Turner
Owen Turner

You reply really slow.

i'm going to bed

Blake Sanders
Blake Sanders

Nighty night.

Brandon Ortiz
Brandon Ortiz

Could you then piss it back out to satisfy people with both watersports and scat fetishes at the same time?

William Garcia
William Garcia

Boring.

Manaka was going to the store, flirtatiously to Clockwork he could get any candy he wanted. "Pocky," Clockwork replied. "Straight up."
Nobody should pick Pocky when they could have Ferrero Rocher. There was obviously more than mere enjoyment of candy going on.

It all came together when Clockwork confessed to desiring to seem aloof, while consciously eating a box of Pocky.
So much effort to be aloof blew my mind. I put my foot down, and that's when you came in.

Buying a box of Pocky is like choosing to be stuck on first base. The promise of more, but too shy to take it.
It's why clothed, cute anime girls eat it all the time. It's why grown men should not.

Carter Morris
Carter Morris

I had to do stuff.

Night, cutie~

Tyler Diaz
Tyler Diaz

stop. whatever this is.

Zachary Roberts
Zachary Roberts

Milk chocolate is perfect and all other candy is just there to keep you from getting bored of it.

You're breaking new ground. A real pioneer.

Charles Jenkins
Charles Jenkins

I mean, I couldn't be more right when I called it the first base of candies. Look at how it's frequently depicted?

The intense arousal in these two lolis, because it's sorta like they're kissing, with Pockies.

There's no inherent worth in Pocky outside of this.

William Flores
William Flores

yeah
it was rare
maybe i'll try again in the ssummer

Julian Williams
Julian Williams

Baggy turtleneck sweater. Hair tied up.

... but why is she flushed?

Asher Jackson
Asher Jackson

I think we might be getting somewhere.

Isaiah Baker
Isaiah Baker

This is the strangest thing to care about.

Jeremiah Martinez
Jeremiah Martinez

Another turtleneck sweater.

What are the fucking odds.

sorta cute tbh

Kevin Murphy
Kevin Murphy

Stop , whatever the cause of your insecurities/autism
The world just isn't ready for me, I know

Levi Evans
Levi Evans

Another turtleneck sweater.

Carson Morgan
Carson Morgan

Sorry, I don't Gelbooru oft.

Matthew Collins
Matthew Collins

Woah man, people draw an aspect of japanese culture associated with teenage girls alongside teenage girls in a common japanese style.

Who could have FUCKING guessed

John Stewart
John Stewart

Long winded answer, I'm not reading that.

Classic Kanra.

Jose Evans
Jose Evans

Not only teenage girls. Younger, too.

How ironic such a fetishized candy is depicted in about half the cases, as something covered-up and innocent.

Diet Nezi

Sebastian Brooks
Sebastian Brooks

I mean what, are you seriously going to nibble down your candy without feeling a little dirty?

Wyatt Cooper
Wyatt Cooper

You know I'm right.

Jackson Wright
Jackson Wright

chaste

Grayson Perry
Grayson Perry

You realize that describes the majority of images on gelbooru, right?
Pocky or no

Kevin Wright
Kevin Wright

Another turtleneck...

Pocky is intentionally not about sex.

Matthew Taylor
Matthew Taylor

Autozoophilia

Hunter Sanders
Hunter Sanders

Restrained sexual urges?

Daniel Jones
Daniel Jones

Autogynephilia

Joseph Harris
Joseph Harris

chaste

Ryan Davis
Ryan Davis

I am on a diet.

Elijah Hill
Elijah Hill

This image has been tagged with both 'Pocky' and 'cigarette'.

Both give a different meaning to the image.

A worthy sacrifice. Classic thicc Nezi will always have a special place in my folders.

Levi Howard
Levi Howard

Hm...

Adam Martinez
Adam Martinez

hm

Evan Powell
Evan Powell

yes

Dominic Ross
Dominic Ross

can i help you

Jack Russell
Jack Russell

You posted hm, did you not expect replies or something?

Luis Mitchell
Luis Mitchell

i expected more qualitative responses given my stature

Zachary Brown
Zachary Brown

Here~

Jace Parker
Jace Parker

Does anyone actually enjoy pocky? its such a shit snack
The only people I've met that actually enjoyed them were autistic women who live on tumblr.

Juan Martin
Juan Martin

They taste okay.

Caleb Long
Caleb Long

It's called chocolate. You can buy it by the bar.

Dylan Wilson
Dylan Wilson

I hate chocolate.

Josiah Flores
Josiah Flores

... wow.

Xavier Lee
Xavier Lee

I mean its not like they taste bad but its like $2 you can get most snacks for that much. I dont see a reason to grab pocky other than "Hurrr jap snack"

Also unpopular opinion fruity candy is better than chocolate.

Jaxon Martin
Jaxon Martin

You are correct.

Levi Mitchell
Levi Mitchell

How about now~?

Lucas Taylor
Lucas Taylor

It is still just a Pocky.

Cameron Lopez
Cameron Lopez

for now ;)

Christian White
Christian White

*checks in box*

no more pocky ;~;

*tugs at ur sleeve*

Jose Campbell
Jose Campbell

tfw no pocky to gently nibble

Luis Lewis
Luis Lewis

user?

Anthony Mitchell
Anthony Mitchell

No fruity candy is made of fruit. Those are gustatory sensations recreated by chemicals.

Gabriel Williams
Gabriel Williams

You dislike all kinds of chocolate? :(

Sebastian Davis
Sebastian Davis

tfw no mcnuggies

Hudson Ortiz
Hudson Ortiz

I exaggerated. I do enjoy chocolate milk.

Aaron Wright
Aaron Wright

they're in stick form which is good for gaming session because i can gradually insert it with lips and get some taste by licking or bite it with teeth, in case of teamfight and can't put both hands off keyboard and mouse.

it's like, less downtime

Henry Morgan
Henry Morgan

You play with both hands?

Brandon Fisher
Brandon Fisher

what do you mean you don't play with both hands?

Joseph Ortiz
Joseph Ortiz

The characters are so cute...

That is fine; it was not Shamrock Farms.

Daniel Richardson
Daniel Richardson

Wouldn't the ultimate gaming session food be hard candy, like jolly ranchers or some shit?

Dont have to worry about finishing it fast and you dont need to use your hands at all.

Eating while playing games at all is a mistake though.

Jonathan Taylor
Jonathan Taylor

It is the only joy one would feel while playing games.

Jaxson Hall
Jaxson Hall

everything has ups and downs, but i dont see why pocky is bad. hard candy is okay too, but i cannot chew it.

If i want to chew on something gum would be good, but it loses taste too soon

Jordan Wood
Jordan Wood

I've got some hard candy for you~

Asher Parker
Asher Parker

Whenever im eating food during a game I feel like I gotta finish it quickly, never get to savor the food.

That might just be autism tho, heard thats common now a days

Isaac Cruz
Isaac Cruz

Oh, I have that too.

Jose Gray
Jose Gray

I get that too but pocky or similar snacks with same shape lets me pace myself

is it mint flavored?

Christopher Phillips
Christopher Phillips

I don't know what that is.

Easton Stewart
Easton Stewart

If you buy enough autism speaks wristbands, you'll be cured.

It's a famous legend, I'm sure that it works.

Cameron Ward
Cameron Ward

i usually just put on youtube for the 20 minutes i take to eat

Caleb Campbell
Caleb Campbell

It can be.

Austin Phillips
Austin Phillips

I will make sure to buy some when Phil pays me.

Daniel James
Daniel James

What is the deal with Ocean Man?

Jacob Edwards
Jacob Edwards

does anyone else ever fantasize about going back in time and terrifying like medieval villages with automatic firearms

Samuel Scott
Samuel Scott

Take me by the hand, lead me to the land.

Ryan Myers
Ryan Myers

I always dream of this.

Brody King
Brody King

But what does it mean?

Christian Brown
Christian Brown

I think about it too often

Tyler Gonzalez
Tyler Gonzalez

I can never find anything good on fuckin youtube.
The only time I even go on youtube anymore is to watch DJT speeches.
It was in the Spongebob movie, thats all I know.

Christopher Moore
Christopher Moore

Ever think about what if you were born in another time?

Carson Sanchez
Carson Sanchez

with mint syrup in the center?

Bentley Baker
Bentley Baker

sure do, but I don't look at it favorably

I'm happy to be when and where I am right now

Isaac Barnes
Isaac Barnes

So that is what made it a big deal?

Leo Roberts
Leo Roberts

I always just wonder what could have been.

David Jones
David Jones

I must go. Take care, dear friend.

Justin Wood
Justin Wood

SD

Jayden Butler
Jayden Butler

you could've been stabbed to death with a sword

Ryan Martin
Ryan Martin

Goodbye. I am going to bed anyway. Have a good weekend<3

Samuel Flores
Samuel Flores

I'd say most people found of it because of that, but then it kind of became a meme I guess?
Seems like anything becomes a meme now as long as it has a lot of bass and causes hearing loss.

James Kelly
James Kelly

Yes?

You never know what could've been.
Might have been a crusader and die on the boat to the promised land because of some rat carrying a disease, hah.

Sleep well Nezi.

I don't think it had any bass at all, just some guy in Youtube had it in his videos a few times and I were wondering if it was something bigger.

Owen Flores
Owen Flores

Everytime I see some shitty vine meme with ocean man in it, its inaudible garbage.

Aiden Lopez
Aiden Lopez

Oh don't worry
I wouldn't bite

Jeremiah Rogers
Jeremiah Rogers

Well then, I haven't watched vines in a year or two now.

Evan Adams
Evan Adams

Okay, that's some next-gen theorizing.

Levi Bailey
Levi Bailey

I try to steer clear but sometimes its just unavoidable.
And in case you were wondering, you most certainly aren't missing out on anything.

Sebastian James
Sebastian James

I kind of assumed that, used to just watch marlon webb and jerome jarre every now and then out of boredom.

Jeremiah Butler
Jeremiah Butler

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