What the fuck is up with north korea Holla Forums?

what the fuck is up with north korea Holla Forums?

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If Holla Forums was some third world gook state it would look exactly like North Korea.

Also, half the stuff you hear about them from western media is most likely made up for reasons unknown to me.

It's funny you should say that, as they power their trucks on /k/'s much loved woodgas.

They are building socialism. What's your problem anarkiddie?

It's a fascist capitalist shithole. I didn't do my history, but I think during the ML years when it was popular to have that ideology, that Stalin basically gave a piece of land to Kim's grandaddy and said "fuck it do whatever" because he just didn't care and wanted him to go away. Decades later, we ended up with THIS.

Yeah north korea like I don't like them they're capitalists, like probably, probably fascists too? Sounds right, bad guys, must be capitalist fascists. Down with capitalism and all that, korea fuck those guys!

i'm basically retarded but here's my take:

Juche isn't exactly Marxism-Leninism but most of what you know about it (racism, caste system) is simply untrue. If you really look up where these claims coming from, they are almost entirely made by western authors who never even been to the DPRK and admit themselves that they make these claims from hearsay.

As for socialism, yeah I'd say they are socialist.

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N-not real socialism

A soviet puppet state founded on marxism-leninism. Truly Holla Forums incarnate.

They don't even consider themselves socialists anymore, why should we do it?

Hey, no muslims, no immigrants, no degenerate things, all hail our glorious god-king and the such.

If only they had irrelevant shited hipsters they would be perfect.

NK often refuses to import essential industrial products from from China because a lot of their stuff are covered in American corporate logos. Sounds like cabitalism to me :DDD

Is the DDR hyper-capital-fascism too?

I never called them capitalists tbh famalam, that's some other dude in here.

And no, DDR had pornography and gastarbeiters, so I guess they were degenerate af.

North Korea is a democracy too, I mean it's in the name!

NK takes half its foreign aid from China.

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I remember my first day on Holla Forums too

A pretty authoritarian social democracy worshipped by teenage tankies and laughed at by retarded Americans

Not really, it's pretty much neofeudalism with a few scraps thrown now and then instead of an actual safety net of any kind.

that doesn't mean its not capitalism

It's not capitalism, it's one form of bizarre feudalism with lil kim as the king owner of all the land and MoP and the people as peasants.

US of A confirmed for communist.

sage goes in email field, friendo

They're like the anti-imperialist Israel

Where does this shit meme come from? They continually threaten to nuke the shit out of SK. There's a difference between "we don't want to invade" and "we don't have the means to invade, but if we did, we would totally do it"

NK is not anti-imperialist

Aggression isn't imperialism.

South Korea is a colony of Western capitalism, and anti-imperialism purports that offensive action against such colonies is necessary to protect the world's people.

This is why some leftists support the ongoing Russian invasion of Ukraine.

North Korea, surprisingly enough, has multiple political parties.

Anybody know anything about them?

bullshit

russia is a capitalist shithole, bordeline full fascist.
what do you mean by this?

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weed is legal there 420 blaze it

From a Leninist perspective, Russia and its allies represent parallel economies not fully accessed by Western markets.

I think tankies go WAY overboard with this, especially when they outright praise Assad and Putin, but they're onto something. It's plainly evident that the US only overthrows autocracies which we don't have economic domination over.

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It's withholding the South Korean market from Western access.

From a Leninist perspective, that's anti-imperialism, because it involves a portion of the Western economic empire being broken off.

Not sure why anarkiddies have to get in such a tizzy about "muh not real socialism," over this. You can destabilize the empire without being socialist.

If anything the existence of North Korea only strengthens the current order.

is it also untrue that they have a family dynasty running north korea

T. Garl Marx

Literally everything in that statement is wrong.

ah, but what about all the nice things Kim Jong il did…?

this

Replacing it with a NK proto-monarhcy is hardly any better

I don't get why tankiddies are first to protect something that's clearly not in the interests of the workers. Changing one boss for another, but then again, I guess that's your whole spiel.

Such as…?

I just want this shit to end, preferably peacefully. Kim could definitely secure himself a relatively normal capitalist personally cult without the nuclear chicken games. Quite frankly, this whole ordeal has been freaking me the fuck out.

Kim's a child. If he really wanted a nuclear war he would've done so already. SK literally don't give a shit about NK, they've been whining and crying since 5ever. NK acts up when they want something so China sends them aid just to shut them up.

Relax comrade.

This is your brain on tankie-ism. Apparently anti-imperialism is equivalent to fawning treatment by Russian state media outlets, who knew?

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Based Kim.

This map is probably the most retarded thing Ive seen today.

I like that map, seems about right.

Missiles.

social democracy implies that its democratic

espressostalinist.com/2017/01/30/bruce-cumings-on-the-north-korean-economy/

Tankies are so goddamn retarded

For once, Chinese "imperialist" investments in the Third World are usually helping the infrastructure/economy/diversification of the industry unlike the Western investments which are merely exploitive

brookings.edu/blog/future-development/2016/05/16/three-myths-about-china-in-kenya/

I'm a new friend. Who are tankies?

The DPRK is what happens when you don't google Bookchin.

People on the far-left living in western countries who defended Kruschev's Hungarian intervention in 56' were called this. Not long ago this somehow became a synonim for Stalinist instead.

that article doesn't address the main concern, which is net extraction of wealth.

Danke.

It's true, but they are ultimately puppets of the Worker's Party.

DPRK wanting to reunify Korea is not imperialism you fucking retard. Read Lenin, holy shit how dumb can you be. Please don't tell me you consider yourself a "leftist".

DPRK's aggression is absolutely justified considering Amerika carpet bombed them back to the stone age. I don't even need to say I defend the actions of Kim Jong-Il and Kim Jong-Un to say I unequivocally support the DPRK in its fight against genocidal monsters.

The U.S. would gladly commit genocide against the people of Korea again if they could. DPRK is the only thing capable of protecting the people of North Korea you crypto-imperialist pig.

the fucking generals took what could have been a glorious nazbol wonderland and made it into a poverty-laden shithole like they did in germany in the '30s

are there people there who escape to the forest and establish post-civilization tribes? if not then its shit like everywhere else

spooked as fuck, go to hell faggot.

Literally whataboutism for the 21st century. Murder youself. Enjoy being braindead.

Makes sense that you're a lifestylist idiot.

Lenin is one of the few people who have actually advanced global socialism and laid the foundations for the fight against Amerikan imperialism. Interesting that you aren't interested in those who have actually made gains.

The point isn't "what about what Amerika did" but "how can DPRK protect the Korean people from more Amerikan violence."

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