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What do you mean it is Tuesday Edition

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Here's to a productive and happy week.

Good luck with that.


Because if hollywood can do it, so can they!


Won't know til you try~

I refuse to be productive or happy

Gimme the estrogen

bump ... :c

What if instead I just give you the cum?

She is thirsty as hell, Luka.

Will we ever see the end of one piece tho

I would rather facelift myself with a banana knife.

Fucking awful

/huggu

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*gives her a water bottle*
:)

hi

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time to get skinned

Hopefully not. I want to see where the insane fucker writes himself into.


It would be a step up from your normal face, I'm in.


Yes "water bottle"...

hmm??

._.

I want to marry her eyes

THE BLOOD OF HER ENEMIES SATE HER

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DnD is a fucking brutal game.

Pls no yuri lolis

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do illya miyu

Good lord, you savage.

Fucking hate Summer, mang.

Excuse me mashed potato do you even know who I fucking am

I'm objectively the prettiest boy here not counting tokai

I am so far above your sorry sack ass you'd tear your fishnet trying to see me

i wonder who this could be?

Hey there sexy

you into golden locks?

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SUNS UP
GUNS UP


Weird image name, dude.

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I just saved it with the original filename with a few others from reprn.com/sub/adorableporn/?from=1775614

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I think I dig Aesop Rock now.

Brutal.

THAT'S METAL AS FUCK!

You know the Romans used tp set fire to boars to scare the shit out of war elephants.

Covered em in tar and set them alight.

at least it was kinda just a normal feeding in nature except with a little human trickery involved. Only problem is that scaly bitch didn't share some of that bacon.

Now that's pretty brutal. It's war though. I guess it's better a boar than human though.

Get ya own bacon.

That croc still fucking lives.

Fuck Australia.

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You're taking this high noon shit really well.

Now THAT's pretty brutal. Hopefully they plan on at least going back and picking up the carcasses and making food out of it


DAGS talked about the spiders over there too.


wat, wut?

no u


Dunno, but the video it's from claims they got 70 that night.

YES ME!

man. That would have been some hella good carnitas, pulled pork sammiches, bacon, etc.

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Did you punch your local nazi today?

i threw a shoe at one

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the shoe was the only throwable thing in reach

Why didn't you set it on fire tho

that's effort

Brb.
Fancy a takeaway.

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*explodes*

Love how he is utterly disgusted but still completely engrossed in it

Actually I'll be back in 30.

;_;


l8er

link 2 video pls

hazukashii

whut

why is the gta 'community' so fucking sour

KEK

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The comments are nice but the stats are shit.

lol weeb trash playing in the background

Hello there!

I unironically listen to shit like
youtube.com/watch?v=ZOYTfpHl0JA

you have a part time job delivering tofu????

This is the best response image I have currently

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see

TWISTED TUESDAY

Time to run a late bath~

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Fucking love The Adventure Zone.

That shit is totes nuts.

daddy owo

Whose ur daddy?

c-cupcake uwu

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Mel-
No, it can't be.

D:

C-cute.

Y D D FAIS

NICE

like

so uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
watcha doooo~in~?

It is.

half tempted to do the 10 hour NGE theme song loop

BAAAAARD~

i just woke upu uuuuu

Everything smells like death, I think I got the flu.

go take a shower silly britbong

I had a bath, now I smell nice but I can't smell. ;w;

the best part of waking up
is having folgers in your cup

What is folgers?

coffee :#

Did you make that?

And i'mma make myself a cup of tea.

do 10 hour soft loli breathing instead.

haha yeah do yosu like it ? :3

Brexit means breakfast

Love it, you maniac.


Refer to video.

Trump has too many bodyguards.

FUCKING NAZIS GET OFF MY BOARD

kill me

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Chipmunk*

I consider chipminks squirrels

Racist.

I like your pink ID

Whose?

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It's not your board anymore though, Bebop.

btfo

I had that experience last year except I was hungover tbh

I do not want to expeierec that again

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ive got to get a simple neural net up and running in python that can learn a simple pattern in numbers in a text file, and write about why i chose a sigmoid function over a simple perceptron

eee well I realize I am not very steady in the difference between the 4 combinations of single layer and multilayer and using a say 0/1 or continuous activation function

butt something about perceptrons only being able to classifying linearly separable data

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whywould anyone make fun of bard ;;

and now i am going to celebrate with pastry

basically ive got data that does not have a fixed variation, so im obviously going to need a sigmoid or something

it squishes data in between 0 and 1 right

or -1 1
ehe

yung neru spotted
but the robot was probably a tree

I guess questioning Alice in his chat gets you banned.

yeah thats what hapens

I just wanted to get a pass from them.

pass at what/

4chan pass. They said they'd get me one to spite Jack.

Oh well.
It was kind of a shit hole anyhow.

iktf

So what's poppin with you, Bard?

Listening to marvel lore and playing some for honor
got to see some old ffriends today and hopefully going to see my best friend later

aside from that not shit just sitting around

what about you?
pic unrelated

Packing up my house slowly.
I'm about ready to move south again.

geez you're already moving?? thats crazy! where wiill you go?

Alabama.

squash is such a nomad

kinda ironic. since he's also a mad salty bitch all the time.

guess he's not so nomad, amirite

kys cuppers

KYLE IS A SAINT AND A PERFECT GENTLEMAN

Cup, please.
I was just kicked from Alice's harem.
I can't take this abuse.

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I feel so pretty....

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Alice > Squash tho tbh

Soto, you're just thirsty.

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Wanna be my roommate
I need a new one because the one I have now is probably going to diesappear soon.

wat?


Sorry. I'm already taken as a roomie.

you on the right me on the left

SHINAY

I wonder why he's so shaky


Im actually just tired lol
There's been so much OT lately

WAIT
I MEAN MY WEBM NOT YOUR PIC

You make me sad.

chip chirp i'm a birb now tho.

'nerve damage'

also happy 2year facebook frenniversary

Suuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuure

WHAT?


RIP

no birb

What was the whole story behind the whole nerve damage meme?

How far does he live from you anyways?

But I like my new birb and if I don't birb I can't give moogikins money for birb piccies I'm too lazy to draw myself

that just sounds like a reward and cause for celebration

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please no


idfk

about 3 hours away now

is this shoebill

No it's Yan you illiterate cockmonkey

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me on the left in that image
herees another pic of me

the avatar you duffel head

It's Yabai, Nijiura maids.

Represents the supernatural.

Is a snow owl harpy.

this is patrick

Bard ilu

you get me

I'd probs still smash though
Though Im like super positive he has a butterface

Also can't believe its been 2 yrs on fb lol

snow owl harpy

what an interesting combination of traits

well, that is how NNs work, so id assume so
im not exactly caught up on the lectures tho

you would smash anything with a remotely feminine body nigga

and yeah
time flies

thank you
I would ceclebrate with papaya but actually I have eaten too much papaya

Alcie got nerve damage when she saved her neighbor in a burning apartment building and suffered 3rd degree burns to her legs and half her body

Yeah, interdasting...

Papaya is almost as good as dried pipabble

> - decision(ij) · w · xj < 0
wat

now i am hungry again actually

True dat

Seriously dude, I can't believe it's already gonna be 2 years since you came down to AX

AX 2018 needs to happen


lmao do people actually believe this?

I feed you an dadaya

you really think alice would lie about that?

yan why arent you playing the DLC right now?

Beneath our skin, we are already one.
Was it not your sin, trapped the Yan?
Even now, the evil seed of what you've done germinates within you

god i wish that were me

since my first ax you mean?

I'm gonna be with my gf instead of being at ax lol


hmmmmmmmmmmm
quite

fascinating

Δw is (a fraction of) the contribution w makes to the error so if you adjust w by that the next time you use the same input the error will be lower Ithink

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flick bean


the fact that she cries blood puts me off a little

*pet*


id sooner be this guy tbh


that makes sense, thanks
forgive my retardation, but what does (w + Δw) · xj mean in this context?

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I think (w+Δw) just means the new weight whichis the old weight adjusted by Δw

That's probably just eyeliner.

NO qt, THIS IS YOU.
THIS IS 100% YOU.

not her bean


oh, okay.

so why's your roomie vanishing

what a stupid NIGGER

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who beans

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Because he keeps stealing from me and our friends and lying to us and the landlady.

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wooooooo!


That's right, you wont! >:O

Sabs lurked my post

get whipped for grabbing the meat

You can't marry your big sister. This isn't Arkansas.

i mean the dot bit


to be fair, the worst thing you can do to a greatbow guy in dark souls is walk up to him, because he can more or less instantly hit you the second he lets go of his attack button at close range.


post monastery scimitar

But I love you

This thing?


You're not s'posed to love your big sister that way. This isn't an anime!


Never touch someone's meat without permission.

REEEEEEEEEEEEEE

I think the dot is multiply

multiplication is my guess

dragon beans


have you kicked his ass yet?
or collected evidence to send him to jail?

What way?

Oh yeah I already told Erin I'd do that with her so I guess you're right anyways

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I do like me some HOT SPICY BEANS

Sabs I have to wake up at 3am tomorrow

At around what time should I go to bed?

saved as fuck

No.

I'm going to let him squirm in his own unemployment and dependence on his resentful mother first.

is this what you wanted grim?

An hour ago!


Yeah! You already have a sweetie named Erin, you goober.

lol

Good morning everyone! How are you all?

I started playing WoW and Animal Crossing again today!

and THEN do the thing.
Naisu.

What has he looted from you and friends?

o, sorry.

You're a sweetie

hi sinni

I had the best pretzels I have ever had today

they're called split pretzels and so crunchy and yummy

$200 from me that I know of, various overused cleaning supplies that I've paid for, $120 from my friend, god knows how much from his ex-roommate, an xbox one for five years straight, some Dr. Pepper out of the fridge, various foods, a computer chair, and a junk sculpture of an AT-AT.

Oh come on Sabs I aint as old as you :3
I'm fine with 6 or 7 hours tbh

The suns still up so I wouldnt be able to sleep lol

BOI

no u


I've been getting by on four or five hours for a couple months. It's gross.

Also, I forgot about time zones. Doip.

your thing

i would have thought dot product, which doesnt make much sense considering there are two operands there

Grim apparently wants my ding dong.

For me the worst thing I've stolen is probably some girls virginity :^)


Jfc that sounds horrible
Do you mainline coffee?

Yeah its still 6:22

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this has been common knowledge for like 2 years

I have coffee sometimes, but only if I have time to eat first. Otherwise I get jittery. Having a short run in the morning sunshine helps.

Soda, is there a reason you have to be up so dern early?


Silly.

But I want a squish
And also a squish.

I like drinking coffee on an empty stomach cause it suppresses your appetite and warms you up.

I occasionally walk to work
Its so close by
But there are soime days when Im just like fuck that lmao


Work lol
I normally go in at 6am but Im doing an extra 3 hrs OT

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I like pretzel chips! They don't have a weird after taste like a lot of pretzels do.

Who doesn't want your ding dong?

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are those super flat pretzels?

I kinda like that stony salty flavor

Here's another squish to grow on.

well + could work if it was pairwise addition but idk if that is the case this case I doubt it but Iam not 100% sure

woah dude. now we need the snake to be swallowing something

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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA


aaaa

they're like chip pretzels? they're really good with like hummus and shit. I don't get them often cause they're like $8 a bag but they're really good! Whenever I get like pretzel twists they have that really buttery aftertaste but the pretzel chip ones are real good.

8 bucks a bag they should come with homemade hummus jfc

im being retarded, in this context it can only make sense for it to be talking about a dot product, as im looking to take two vectors and get a scalar back from it. for some reason i thought the dot product was a single operand operation.

They better be payin' you OT. You're worth it, Mr. Soto. Got any fun stuff going on lately? My friend is having a birthday Saturday and wants to do some sort of bar crawl girls night bullshit. Halp.

Honestly though, but at least they're good pretzels?

aaAAaaAAaa

wha brand?
I might give them a go
or make a friend buy them and taste from him or her LOL

aaa yes probably since neurons sum up the products of its inputs and input-weights

it makes sense to me too now then

Snack Factory Pretzel Crisps my dude

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gotcha

thanks

No broblem my dude, spread the pretzel appreciation.

Rolled 1 (1d2)pizza or reading?


yup

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reading

Rolled 2 (1d2)
the die has spoken, i shall prepare the oven

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What'd I lie about, you salt block?!

I know what that image meant.

lmao nice one Sabs

There's Wondercon this weekend but kinda bummed out Ian can't go cause tickets are sold out lol

Do it
Dont be such a chicken lol

is third on left a dude

are they all dudes

read the pizza!

Secret dream: To spend a nice afternoon with manaka eating slices of pizza in the park which she's cut into smaller squares.

Rolled 2 (1d2)
i shall grate additional cheese onto the pizza, and add peppers and onions, and perhaps some more tomato to it

Nah, just two

There's one that is super trap mode

Second from the right is a dude

Its a group of nerds that do monthly "maid cafes" and serve alcohol and party and shit
Tickets are like 30 bucks but it's open bar so it isnt too bad

They make some decent money off it though and have a different theme every month
This months theme is VK swetaers

Did Manaka move to the US or is that just Sci?

I GOT BAD NEWS FOR YOU SON

I think it's nice spending time in a park with someone, not worrying about anything. Watching people walk past.

BUT how and why would I cut pizza into smaller squares is.. I don't know, think about how much work involves cutting pizza with I imagine we'd only have plastic knife


hold on a second there, chef, what kind of cheese are you going to put on your pizza?


Moved to US, been here since end of 2016

hes my new roomate

Explain's your new gf meme :^)


Fuck off Sci

OH DAMN YOU GOT ME LOLLLL

Because you want to take smaller cute dainty bites.

My dream didn't make sense, okay.

OK, wiseguy. What'd it mean? Hm?


I ain't afraid. I just don't want to go to crowded bars full of dumb college kids. I'd rather go to the taco place up the street and have a pitcher of margaritas and maybe do karaoke!

you were taking a picture and it was a lot like this, hence the error message.

wowwww manaka succumbed to capitalism

I didn't know my post style is very similar to sci that even you have confusion differentiating us just because of the American flag.


but googles, It makes sense that you dream about me feeding you bite sized pizza, but I also think you want to see me making great effort at cutting pizza bread and cheese with plastic knife.

It would take 3 minutes to cut one square!

nooo, don't get me wrong. Up until now i'm still row row fight the power

FUCKIN GOTTEM LMAO


Whats your go to song when youre turnt and wanna sing?

You promised never to share that! It was just for you!

I hopee

It was primarily you eating the pieces and I was just sitting and watching the park. You offered me a bite and we laughed over the cheese stretching out really far.

The slices were already cut up into smaller pieces so maybe it was pre-cut or something.

One of the few songs I can remember the lyrics to when I'm drunk is Friends in Low Places by Garth Brooks. I'm so ashamed-but-not-ashamed.

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Predictable.

It's actually probably because google's datasaver freepn

Now i can save a little bandwidth but I can also open porn pages

which is
idunno
nice?


ahh, I shamelessly bring pizza instead of homemade food.. i'm sorry I disappointed you goggles!
hold on, wait

they do cut pizza to squares by request?

It's sweet of you offer a video of yourself being dominated by your boyfriend to make up for leaking that private footage I sent you, but I don't want it.


I'm an awful person. I'm sorry. The worst part is that Garth (aka Chris Gaines) is such a dooouuuuche. Ugh. Why'd that song have to be so good and drunk-singable?!

It's okay Mana-K. For all we know you could have made the pizza and brought it as a picnic.

I don't see why they couldn't fulfill the request. It only means they do a diffrent pattern with the slicer-roller thing.

:-|

Gee, MMF. Why do you get TWO wieners?

Protip for drunk country karaoke: Alan Jackson

Country and not horribly repulsive

Oh, so you're "that" kind of girl

Now I want to try if it's possible, and if it is, let's make your dream come true!

ANOTHER DAY

ANOTHER DOLLAR

Rolled 1 (1d2)
"vintage" cheddar, its deliciously strong and nutty

you know what else is strong and nutty

If they fulfill the request take pic of pizza.

r8 my room :^)

activated almonds

Rolled 2 (1d2)
old jojo?

aaaa I guessss

that emoji pillow tho

Today's yuri releases.

mega.nz/#!Gsg0SYDI!BCKOew_0MkHN7_as6FCM7bTxfMyMikcJ9V6WAYvlLQk

Translated
GL of the Dead (Mochi Au Lait) v1
Kobayashi-san chi no Maid Dragon [Vol.5] - 0041 - Tooru and Sleep [English] by [8lacKscans]
More Than Friends- Chapter 4 By Mochi Au Lait - Imgur
Seifuku no Vampiress Lord [Vol.1] - 0003 - Servant of the Daily Lord [English] by [Vexed Scans]
Shakunetsu no Takkyuu Musume [Vol.5] - 0017 - Kumami and Agari [English] by [pingpongscans]
Shinohayu ch43 [Akio]
Toki ch09 [Akio]
[4s] Yagate Kimi ni Naru - 21
[Fugace] Want You to Transfer Me to Your Eyes

Untranslated
(みみけっと 36) [夜風亭 (鳴神銀龍)] むらはるにゃんにゃん (艦隊これくしょん -艦これ-)
[夕暮間(夕 くれま)] 藍色の本棚 (ラブライブ!)

I can remember some good George Strait or Willie Nelson songs sometimes too.

I want to do this song some time, but I couldn't make it pretty like Fiona.


Do you hate me now?

10/10

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What is bebop's steam name?

or can someone link his profile

when you see leather coat and instantly know itis soto

cute

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Is it a cheddar cheese with traditional way to make them?


I shall, but not today, maybe tomorrow, or at weekend.

I am not feeling well lately, it's not a good time to eat pizza


I don't open it on normal occasion! But it's there when I need it :D

I think just posting irl pics gives it away really.

Here you go
steamcommunity.com/id/Bebop79

...so yea

hi n stuff

I only eat pizza like- once or twice a year or something.
What are you sick with?

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Fuck the autistic emoji pillow

The bear is fucking 10/10
Shake that bear


No, I actually love you even more now
Lets get married


You're 10/10

ITS A JACKET


My sister sure can decorate a room lmao


sup dude

nm, chellen.. cracking bears

hbu

Columbine shooter cosplay?

the only thing that is stopping me on normal days to get pizza is their higher price compared to other comparably delicious food

headache and fever, it's been 2 days.


SAM

asuh


ITS A SEDUCTION OBJECT

hey soup bro

hai grim... sup witchu

jesus marie

heysoos

howdy! ♥


did he die?


Ok, but no pre-nup. I wanna take all your stuff! Like that big teddy and that Breakfast Club poster.

hi bae... literally made my night seein ya mug

I figured pizza was supposed to be cheap. It's like 3-4 filling meals in one.


cute pic saved :)

I don't remember what all happened.

Still though, we should go to Egypt!

any interesting sightings on cam 3?

few birds tripped the sensor... and one slightly heavy dame wot waiting on a bus, kids in tow


my life when noticing these things

only one thing worse than watching, its being watched

well.. maybe it's cheap if it can last for lunch and dinner, and maybe late dinner.

BUT I won't let them get cold!

and the best way to do that is to eat them :D


Did you see any marking tattoo on those birds? they might be Viggo's thugs scouting your house.

Im drinking Hurricanes lmao
Its complete trash but I need to be in bed in like an hour or so


Might asfuckingwell lmao


Wow its like you hate Sublime, Lana Del Rey and Nirvana or something

by dobby

YOU HAVE SO MANY NEW ONES

just had some dank ramen

wbu buddy
how was work


FUCK
YOU

MARIE

Standing at the bathroom door in oblivion, not oblivious to this total stranger.
He was laughing a lot.
Everyone was in there together, doing their personal in private.
He was stopping them on their way out, asking them to bend their heads forward for a second.
He'd say, "Hi, could you just bend your head forward for a second?" and they would.

If they had long hair, he'd sweep it down off their neck, give the neck a soft, light wipe, sprinkle on some yellowy powder from his little satin pouch, then sniff it up and say,
"Thanks. Sorry I had to do it behind your back."
I said he must see a lot of necks.
He said, "This is just the beginning, you watch."
I said "I might do that, but for now I had to find somebody".
"Anybody?" he said.
"No no, somebody." and I slipped out of his grasp.
Possessive, possessed, for a stranger.

Anyway, someone was nowhere to be seen and you can't be seen searching too long.
Not at your own party.
Even if you don't care when people stare.
When they're looking they're watching.
There's only one thing worse than watching and that's being watched.
And I'd had enough of both, so I thought I'd go back to the bathroom door to see what was cooking, or who was being hoovered

Smooth talker. What's good, Sama dear?


Why? So you can try to use a pyramid as a butt plug?


I like all those things! I'm cool! I promise!

what the fuck did I just read

Rolled 1 (1d2)
nope, that would be with mozzarella cheese, which is a very mild cheese, but these are not traditional pizzas anyway

I KNOW

What kind of toppings do you get?


Weirdo. I hope you can't outrun the gun.

the odd robin and a crow... turkey vultures are a thing here... they were circling me


fucking lightweight


a bunch on needy self entitle asshats... i prefer not to speak futher on the matter... can i have a hug? 35% homo


you tell me.. its like. a damn slog this week.

evolution ending... but not tonight

Like Feist did to this song?

youll get a bro hug and some back pats

but you gotta dial the gay back

hope you find some peace tonight

22% FINAL OFFER

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And I found him there, hysterical.
He was laughing now, louder than before, almost on the floor.
Had them coming out the door, the gate crashers and drink splashers.
He had them bending over, lifting the shirts up their spines, doing lines along their vertebrae.
"Crawl on," he'd say choking with laughter, "Crawl on, you'll be wriggling after."

His face was soaked with tears, his nose and lips caked coked choked.
I smiled and asked him what was so funny, more concerned than curious now.
He wasn't fitting in.

He said, "It's like evolution ending.
"The message I'm sending from this tongue in a mouth on a tear stained face has a place in your heart, in your Siamese psyche."
"I can tell you like me. You're like me. The stillborn twins of dread and despair, the viewer and the viewed. "
"Surveillance is all around us - the only thing worse than watching is being watched."

I said, "I know. I was just thinking exactly the same thing."

"I know," he said, "I was watching. From a respectable distance of course."

"Of course", I said, "you wouldn't want to been seen seeing. Why do you like them bending over?"

"People travel", he said, "of course they do."
"As long as we've been, we've been moving."
"We go to Alaska, Nebraska, Calcutta, all over."
"We move."
"But wherever we go some things never escape us."
"They stay the same."
"The same question keeps asking itself."
"Keeps demanding an answer - is evolution ending?"
"Is this the end of evolution?"
"When daughters give birth to their mothers, uncles become brothers."
"This is reverse evolution."
"That's moving backwards."
"Evolution ending. Maybe, only maybe, we've reached the end of the loop."
"Evolution. Evolution."
"Calamine makes me feel fine."
"Smooth and slippery soft on the skin, a calming calamine effect when you're fucked."
"When your evolution's ending."
"When you've given up pretending."

"The descent of man?" I asked.

"The descent of the decent. The decent precedent," he replied, barely smiling now.
I could tell he meant it, meant well.

"I'm only helping them on their way back." he said.

"So soon? Some of them just got here," I said, ever the hostess.

"Don't worry, this is just a dress rehearsal, my own private view."
"Evolution's ending, but not tonight"

hmm.. what makes a vintage cheddar, vintage?


They call it "American's favorite". It's beef, bell pepper, pepperoni and cheese then add cheesy crust.


Do you think you need all those security, samchan?

I share your drunk pains.
Remember when I talked about hating loli so much I'd stew and eat one?

Yeah, alcohol..


C E R O

why yes, yes i do... get a discount on my insurance for it

Dude, Gogs there's some trap that won't stop bothering me

I kinda dont wanna mess around with him cause he hangs with a group of girls that I kinda like so I don't want to scare em off

Like should I just tell him no or should I ask him to hook me up with one of the chicks and I will hook up with him

Ahhh doushio

Rolled 2 (1d2)
age, presumably
mature cheddars tend to taste much stronger than normal cheddars, and for me the stronger and nuttier the cheese the better

ok, fine

12% but youre breaking my balls here man

go for the Ménage à trois

There's one here called the californian and it has like- chicken, pineapple and bbq sauce.

I'll roll up a newspaper and wap that slog right in the face for you!


She's so wonderful. :3

I don't really do that anymore. I tend to just fall asleep anymore.

THEY ARE GREAT

OH is that your biggest reason to have all that cameras and sensors and probably you also have doppler radar


ahhh, All they sell here is KRAFT cheddar and one off brand cheddar with harder texture and doesn't melt


you like pineapple on your pizza, goggles?

anymore

Yeah I rarely get so drunk these days... tfw too busy to :(

Anymore.

I only drink one day a week. Don't even do it every week.

I mean, yeah I guess so. depends on what other toppings there are.

I dunno man

I think I should just like befriend the trap or at least lead him on enough so I can start hanging with the group and associate myself with the girls a bit more then just ditch the trap

That would be kinda mean though
I dunno man
This nigga is some filipino dude who is like 10Xs more of a slut than cupcake

get that mother fucker!
had an awesome week last week. took time off to be with my youngest. paying for it this week with incompetent dickwads who are incapable of normal function in my absence. glorified babysitter is what i am.. seems that way

OKAY
I don't usually like it but i'm willing to give it a try and I want to hear it from someone who likes it.

for pizza toppings what goes well with pineapple?

i dont.. have to outsource that

Oh you're wondering what I like on a pizza?

Well, in general I usually like supreme styles that have meat and vegetables to balance out the flavour. Nothing overly greasy.

I don't even keep alcohol in the house anymore.

I'll go out to the bar maybe once in a blue moon with friends though.

I could go drinking with coworkers, but I feel like I should keep drunk grim away from the professional life


hard to imagine that
once you betray the trap gl keeping associated with the group

Isn't she lovely?

they are

To quote the good Reverend X, "Crucify my blessed brother, but when I find him, I'mma GIT them muthaf--kas!" Amen.

I have one employee I kinda have to babysit, and it drives me nuts. I can't imagine your predicament.


You're lovely!

But seriously samchan you have secret vault in your basement, dont you?


for someone who can tolerate pineapple on pizza that sounds too normal!

Hey- there is nothing wrong with pineapple as a topping...

chipmunklu* :3

It's guilty of giving it sour taste!

some of these have ships that Ijust question why somebody even came up with though

like just
why

Fuck youre right

But I honestly dont wanna bang this guy he's so annoying sometimes
I guess Imma friendzone him lmao

Some people just want to go swimming in Lulu.

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:/
it saddens me to know that there are people in this world who have not experienced the glory of delicious rich, mature, nutty cheddar.

fuck... imagine it with 30.
tryna crawl up inna little ball in the corner and rock myself to calmness


its a false vent... looks like a heat register.
i dont have a basement

Generally the pineapple toppings on pizzas are from the cans and they're more sweet than anything sour. But in any case I do enjoy sour tastes so..

I just want to take you there

He don't gotta know where

Does he touch you here like this?

Let me take the friction from your lips

Take picture of this wonderful cheddar, maybe I can find it somewhere!


Do you have spare room?


it's.. the sweet pineapple is also kind of sour..

got a room i dont sleep in whot is my office thing

I really don't mind what's on a pizza especially if it's made or bought as a gift.

Calzones > Pizza

Not New York pizza.

samchan, post your avatar. I miss it.


WELL yeah i can tolerate it, but why is pineapple an option at the first place!

Ian knows about that P'Zone life lmaoooo

Holy shit that was like 4 - 5 years ago
We're getting old

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Blatant falsehoods

Pineapple is a valid option as jalapenos or *shudders* anchovies....

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duckduckgo.com/?q=pilgrims choice extra mature cheddar&iar=images&iax=1&ia=images

though the one ive got is cathedral city cheddar, the pilgrims choice is generally better

tell me how it goes

have you even been to nyc darwin

Creep.

Yes.

shes copping the house you gotta let her stay

where'd ya stay

new york cant into fucking pizza

facts.gif

I've never seen someone is excited over a pineapple on pizza

..but then again I don't have many friends


The other one!


ahh it looks very different than what I usually see. I wonder if cheese are not that popular here.

Hotel.

Stay tough, Sama. Show 'em your war face! I'm going to take a long shower, then flop down in bed. I hope you have a wonderful night!


Yeah yeah. Dingus.
I'm gonna get cleaned up and go asleep. Have a great night, Colby.

shit bait


lmk when you're coming back again

Have a good one, Sabrinne

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YOU KNOW WHAT I"M TALKING ABOUT

I never said iI was excited over pineapple!

I'm just saying it was a topping on a 'californian' style pizza.

But I have a penis.

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yeah, this is the stuff you want, strong cheeses go lovely on toast

...think of me when you use the restroom

the sky is blue

fire hydrant*

soon to be red

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the point isssssssss
nobody really likes it, why offer them!


it's textured instead of smooth cheddar I used to use.

I know a supermarket that sells uncommon goods like that, I'll see if i can find one

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I like pineapple! I'm just saying it's not that big of a deal if it's on a pizza or not!

Just get whatever you like!

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let me know how it goes

im gonna grab a coffee and carry on reading in the vain hope i wont get my fucking mark capped for a deadline that wasnt in the ACW spec :/

yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeesssssss


I mean, there's only a little market for that, why bother providing pineapples at all!


yeah, just need to feel better before i can leave the house. You have fun!

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np

Have you never heard of a hawaiian? It's like ham and pineapple and a lot of people actually like it here. I personally hate it but a lot do like it.

Have you shaved your beard?


well.. yea, I never tasted it. I would rather order something more.. familiar..

i have... my chin is stubbly but shaved

anchovies over pesto sauce with mozzarella... best pizza pie

facetime!

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poor thing

fun is not something im going to be having today, unfortunately

What kind of pizza do you enjoy?

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Rolled 470 (1d1024)maybe I need to up the difficulty

Maybe git gud.

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I am not very good at getting gud ;;

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It is exhausting and makes your fingers hurt.

ah.. well good luck then!


cheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeesy
with cruncy bell pepper and beef!

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you need to seriously try showbiz my man