I want to die general

I want to die general

This is a comfy thread, I like it a lot.

iktf general

Grab a seat
And comfy up

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what i would really like is breakfast

I want a sausage sandwich with cheese and brown sauce.

wat

BWAKAFEST

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You disgusting bowl of tripe.

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take your birtch tea and flush it, i want to taste my brew, not just the milk

you have some strange taste in sandwiches

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I'm a strange man, what can I say.

well, at least you can never have taste as awful as erin

bump

JUST BECAUSE THE KAISERCHIEFS LOVE IT
YORKSHIRE REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
IT GOES

Tetley > PG tips > twinnings > MORRISONS own brand > Yorkshire tea

the who?

I mean, you'd be surprised. Depends on what your definition of awful is.

living on macaroni cheese sachets

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Well macaroni cheese sachets I can't do, but I do like myself some macaroni and cheese from time to time.

Yorkshire should be nuked tbh

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yorkshire gold > two of any lesser teabag > yorkshire tea > a strong twinings black teabag > aldi gold label > everything fucking else


well, at least you like the actual stuff
i personally would sooner eat dog biscuits than that shite

Im going to murder you kiddo

Well the actual stuff is nice when done right, the sachets are a no go though.

:D
cutie! ♥

cheese sauces i cannot stomach for some reason, im fine with actual cheese, but not sauces or flavoured things besides doritos

nice get btw

I should watch One Room.

What get, I don't see a get!

Also not much for cheese sauce myself which is strange to say when I like mac and cheese, but it has to have actual cheese in it, so it isn't just all sauce, needs some substance on it.

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A sausage and bacon sandwich, Cup. Sandwich! Nothing else nothing more.

the old 247 get, its thread tradition dating back to the threads on 4/b/

its just a general thing for me, i just cant do it, even the smell makes me want to throw up.


kek

Cupcake fucking ky already ffs smh

sure seem hungry for a lot of...meat

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Oh, well snap!

Fair enough, no food really makes me get like that really.


Well meat is nice.

Get bullied on kiddo

Also cupcake how do you feel about transracial being a real thing now

i have weird food quirks, for some things i just cant handle even smelling them :/

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

no.

ha.


oh yeah. I'm sure you want all kinds of meat in your mouth~

i have no bread and i must sandwich

oh my gosh this thread is full of brits

I need to blend in

OI!

CHEERS LUV!

THE CAVALRY IS 'ERE!

fukken nailed it

fuck off, cupcake

www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-39410805

Yeah, bacon, sausage, lamb, all kinds of meat! Chicken too.

no pork?

Bacon...?

Pork is disgusting

Pork is haram.

"bacon" is a subset of pork meats, and therefore does not in and of itself satisfy "pork"

lmfao of course it's this dumb bitch white lady who got beat the fuck out when she tried to pretend to be black.

transracial isn't a thing. it will literally never be a thing, at least not in my and everyone else with a working brain's mind.


"chicken" too...yeah, I'm sure you love a good cock chicken in your mouth~

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Now we're just being pedantic!


Chicken is my favourite meat to be honest, you can do a lot of things with it.

yeah, you can choke it for one.

im being autistic so i can spend time reading threads and not prolog best practices

*hugs cute espeon like a teddy bear pet* ♥

... Stop making it lewd, Cup.


That's fine, I like doing that too. I've got a project to hand in on Friday and it's only 10% done.

Procrastination for the win.

ive got one due on thursday, and i havent even started it yet

I should get it done today all being well. Upload it on Wednesday and relax on Thursday.

i need to hand my prof a program design by 12 today, so i better crack on with stuff

thank god for coffee

I identity as a gook wth

Yeah... you better do that today, no more procrastinating for you.

its more of an informal need tho, so he doesnt think ive done nothing for 3 weeks

Oh, fair enough. Still you should crack on with it. I'll crack on with mine soon enough. Just need to kick myself into gear and get RakNet working.

Just finished Kings Glaive and the anime to go with FF15.
Was kind of fun but I honestly wouldn't have understood a lot of it had I not played the game.

ty luka

Serena is top tier, dog.


The fuck is that?

it's all I know, empty-kun


then you can identify your face with my foot LOL


ehem.

gay.

What's even worse is my brother is posting on FB about winning the Blitz Ball Championships after 15 years.

I want to ree so hard right now.

Hey Cakecup.

I have still never won a game of that.

although honestly I've only ever played the first match twice, both times I tried playing through the game.
got way further the second time but still didn't finish.
maybe someday...


what? what's wrong with that?


heya, how's it going?

I'll be honest. I only played because of Kimahri.
That beast was a monster of a man, and god damn he had hams.

It's alright, wanna make it better? ;3

:(

very true. he was awesome. it's less a problem with the game for me and more a problem I have with sometimes trying to play a super long game when I'm not in the mood for it. ya know? and final fantasy games in particular are super hit and miss for me because let's be honest, the game play is insanely repetitive and then sometimes they throw a boss at you that you basically have to go grind for five hours to be able to beat and it just gets wearisome at times.


now how on earth could I do a thing like that?~


oh my gosh are you now transhurtfeelings? ;_;

By using that tongue of yours in many delightful ways~

like rolling it in a taco shape? or clicking it really loud?

I don't know. I've enjoyed most FF games I've played. I've already sunk 90 hours into FF15 and I'm still having a blast. FF10 did kind of have a lot of issues though.

heh, yeah. well last time I played I definitely got my money's worth, I got the hd remake on vita and played through...gotta be more than half of it. I dunno. I'll go back and finish it one of these days. I hear X-2 is good so I'd like to get to that someday.

Hm. The first might be a little fun the second seems a little pointless.

Unless you're going to pretend to be african.

*pet pet*

Ok. What the fuck is with the Vita?
I saw it like, 6 years ago maybe 7 and I never saw anything after the first year. Is it honestly still a thing?

das racist!

I'm starting to think you mean LEWD THINGS

Luka did not pet me.

I should get my self looked at by a doctor. This shit is getting tiresome.

Of course I did, you silly cocksock~

meow

*gives nice pets*

honestly? it's never really been a thing. sony released it and then basically shot it in the leg then complained that it couldn't race properly so they shot it in the head.

almost all the best stuff is from third party developers. gravity rush is one from sony I'm pretty sure and it was AMAZING. if you like jrpgs, which I know you do, and indie games, which I'm pretty sure you do, it's actually quite a good handheld. the power is impressive, the screen is gorgeous. it's a shame sony didn't give it the proper love, because it could have been amazing.

I've personally never regretted owning one. that being said, don't expect a game library like the psp had, or the nintendo handhelds.

Splendid. Pets are wondrous.
Good dogs deserve pets.

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It seemed like something to invest in, but like, after they stop doing shit for it and you can just get the good shit.

I am the night!

my mommy told me to be wary of strangers though! stranger danger she called it!

oh they gave up on it years ago. if you can find one refurbished or in good condition used I'd say go for it. plenty of great games.


you are a cute is what you are.

If he figures out how to post, he'll be here any second.

Where are my pets?


I am neither a stranger nor counted in your mommy's stupid rules.

how incredibly mysterious.

I would rather invest in a PSP.
And even then I have a computer that can emulate.


Who?

THAT'S EXACTLY WHAT MY MOTHER SAID THE STRANGERS WOULD SAY

It's not. It's Wastelander.

but you can't emulate the ps vita, you can emulate the psp.

gay

Can we not have him here?
That guy is a fucking retard.

Yeah

I don't really want to play Vita games though.

I'm trying to remember if I called him anything bad here.

Just don't bring him here.

rude


just turn off the computer screen nigga lmao


if he can't even figure out how to post when he's been posting on image boards his whole life I don't think you have to worry about him digging through the backlog of threads to find any disparaging remarks.

That's because your mom knew you should go with me~

I didn't want to. He's friends with Jack.

I'll tell Jack not to bring him here then.


I was never really exposed to it so I never generated an interest.

well...if you really think my mommy would approve...

I'd put money on it.

I love you too, Squash.

you were just asking about it!

ooooh, classic avi and everything.

I have already filtered him.
I am judging both you and Jack, Izaya.


Out of curiosity.
You brought it up.

ur mom brought YOU up. fag.

is that one of those newfangled pokemans?

He does what he wants.


It's too much.

gen six. ghost grass.
evolves into this one.


whatever, you love it.

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My mother passed away when I was really young.

You told me it would piss off Squash so here I am.


New pokemon are degenerate.

I do, so get in the van and get your pants off.

furry freak


this sounds like one of your lies.


so are you, so you probably love 'em

smoothcake.

alright alright, hope you're proud of me mommy!

you are a good dog


lol
wat is that thing

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It was a canning factory.
Circa 1700.

I am best dog.

noibat!

brush my hair, luka.

Never got your fursona, by the way.

you are a LIIIIIIIIIIIIIIAR

I'm sure she'll be more than proud of your new filling.

Your ancestors probably worked at factories but at least your descendants won't.

I don't have one, which would probably make it difficult to figure out.


I hope it's a cream filling!

Mom was canned in an instant.
I was sold to the government as a sex slave.

Farmers. Close enough though.

this just sounds like some kind of weird masturbatory fantasy for you.

I CAN STILL FEEL THEIR WRINKLED FINGERS INSIDE ME

stop stop, my penis can only get so erect.

Oh it will be~

It's like being fingered by a 3 inch long prune.

*pat pat*

What kind of cat?

aww hell yeah. love cream fillings.


aaand now my underwear is all messy.


housecat. the laziest and most useless of all cats.

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Lots of warm and sticky cream. You slut.

:)
i'm jsut watching subnautica streams right now


*brusshy brushes absols nice hair*

Show me.

Hm... do you like lasange?

Why not play it?

So, it's gay furries, new pokemon and lolis?

I want to die

i want moar of her!

There's so much more to this place than that.....

this just sounds like all kinds of fun. my mom would be so proud!


aaww yisssss


wow no you perv!


why yes, yes I do in fact.

hmm...where on earth could you be going with this?!?!?!


yup. would you prefer ponies? would that make you feel better you fruitcake?

Wow wastelander isnt dead from kanras aids

HAHAHA no not really

Stop

????

it's tense playing it alone in the deep dark ocean... with strange monster sounds all around...
so i sometimes need a break from the tension.


I am a salacious beast.
Though most of my sexual drive is backed with me being emotionally lonely in my isolation.


Fair enough.
I was playing FF15 and watching Kingsglaive all day.

You know me so well.

Mm. What colour is your hair?
I might know your fursona.


It didn't feel right typing it, either.

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i should watch that sometime... i downloaded the blruay
... but forgot about ti...

alright calm down no need to make it depressing geez


for better or worse, yup


you know damn well what color my hair is. it's red.

I'd like to think better.

It's orange. Your fursona is Garfield.

Have you played the game?
A lot of it won't make sense if you haven't.


Hold me.

Pretty darn sure I gave you my entire folder.


The proudest~

But only if you're a good bitch.

it's certainly possible


wow who could have possibly seen this outcome from your line of questioning


gay. /holds


excuse me. I am the best bitch.

S-stop, you're provoking a reaction!

can't afford the game... but as i saw it... this movie plus the anime is a prelude to the game?


aww.... but there's new seasons.... i'm sure you must've capped stuff from the new one???

I'm considering quitting my job tomorrow.

don't be a degenerate.

do you have something else lined up?

Or be a degenerate and blame the jews!

Movie takes place around the start of the game and to the 3rd chapter.
Anime is backstory for characters.

Though it has a ton of shit that isn't in the game at all.


Kind of.

You were doing that thing
Making cancer walls

Something about Italian gingers would also be possible.

i'm sure it's okay if i watch the kewl CGI movie tho... right... since it was released right before the game release?

well I've gotta hand it to you, you lasted more posts than I thought before you started bringing them into things. you should talk to neru, he also unironically hates the jews.


that does not sound as promising as the guarantee of a paycheck if you keep your current job...


fuk u


I'm not italian I'm irish and british.

Prove it!


Maybe.

Aw, c'mon. I don't hate the jews. That would be poor sportsmanship.

how?

:3c

ur hholdin' out on me~~?

Yeah. You just might not understand a lot of what's going on.


It is not that simple.

yeah neru doesn't hate them either

it never is.

do what makes you happy, that's the best advice I can think to give.

He doesn't hate them. Listen to Richard Spencer talk about the Jews. These people have a respect for the worst parts of Jewish society.

Nah, its okay. No need for archaic torture.

Bark, obviously. How else do you prove you're a bitch~?


Possibly. Who knows.

Probably me, I probably know~

That's the plan.

i see magick floating swords
i press like

:3

ouch. nice burn.


gay plan.

err sorry, I meant great. haha. how did that word get in there.

;~; rip

Th-thanks, senpai.

I'm going to have to load an MP3 full of music for the 14 hour drive though.


It's a cool mechanic in the game as well.

woof woof~

Where you driving

who wrote it for you?

REVERSE BURN

Alabama.

fagabama

That. Is. ENOUGH.


Where the skies are so blue.

where u going?

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That's a nice pony you posted there

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yes, yes she is.

But for now I'm off to bed.

Goodnight, Cup, Coots, Luka, and Kanra.

You have a good night as well thank you!

goodnight squashie.

I wonder what my cat is doing right now

Ne ni

woah! why?

probably being a little shit like mine. I bet mine is all lying around, dozing off like a fucking degenerate. disgusting.

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the fuck you grinning about white boi?

He's probably sleeping. Waiting for my return. So he can torment me. Little bastard. I love that cat. He is cute.

she's an indoor cat thank you very much.


cats are the best oh my gosh ;_;

Also, why are you all disgusting furries.

Have my doxxx
I dont like pineapple on my piza btw

That's acceptable, then.

A combination of alienation from peers, isolation and an endlessly insatiable attraction to animal genitalia

brb sending you thirty pizzas with extra pineapple


so judgey.

More like cheap vanilla. I was insinuating you were Garfield again but that seems unfair gomen.

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The hawaiians got pizza right.

Damn son.


Oh god. Now I'll really kill my self

Soon.


You're just perfect~

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once in a while~


fucking finally

What's up you meme loving fucks?

How would you feel if someone pet you and called you kitty?

would depend on the person doing such a thing.

When you're told to be.

exactly!

lobster master race squidgenerate

Handsome older gentleman.

tfw this thread is more 2011 pony thread people than anything else

if it was just out of nowhere at random I wouldn't be all that crazy about it. if I liked them, I'd be into it.

Cuttlefish are the master race though

What the fuck did you do

That's hot.


Look how far we've all come.

I didn't do jack shit. you showed up to bother me weeks ago, kanra has always fluttered in and out, and he brought wastey. scoots was also always around, even longer than me. and I've been around since 2012.

pretty depressing, I know.

Don't go flattering yourself.

And jesus am I the only one of you fags who's become LESS of a degenerate?

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It's no mere coincidence, Cupcake.

I mean apart from the attracted to cute guys...

At least I'm not a goddamn furry. Or Cup.

?????????????????????


that's true those things are terrible

*sits patiently*
:)

Ergo I claim moral king of the threads.

Bow down to me, mortals.

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I have a feeling it's no mere coincidence. I'm not a man of faith. In fact, I consider it an obstacle.

Yet I find myself unable to shake this feeling there are greater powers at play...

what in the fuck are you talking about

Pony Threads 2: Twillight Edition

name pending.

gay as fuck

name?

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Everypony Equal; Everypony Loved~

that is enough

lol
old meme

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We had a boilerplate... I forget how it went.

Personally I just blame canadia for this

I forget what the most important things a brony could have.

Please annex us. A Castro slipped into our government, the commies have control.

And Merkel has ruined Germany. There's no place to run.

Home time
Rum time

Numb time :)

This is what you get for electing a walking dude weed lmao for PM

The pony fandom was simply created so people could seem less weird when they got off to horse cocks.

The pony community was founded as fandom over a mutual appreciation for dimunitive multicoloured equine, and flourished as its memetic worth skyrockted in the face of widespread disapproval. Being a brony is just about one of the bravest things one can do.

Less weird?

I laughed.

Well yeah, they till seem weird but they can hide behind love and friendship~

still^

How high are you?

Who

You.

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You can't tell when you look at a screen.

Not really.

What do you hide behind liking cute anime cartoons of little girls?

Good boy.

Still not feeling the less vibe here.

I mean wanting to fuck little girls would be the obvious answer there

Don't call me that, loser.


Yes, I know you're a creep.

What do you hide behind being Australian? Huh~?


You are not wrong.

I have to disappear, bye.


Whatever it is . It can't be any good.

I am the devil inside your pants~

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Deal faggot

Wow gay

I'm sorry, I can't hear you from down there on your knees~

i have returned with sausage rolls and gherkins

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Regular pickles not good enough?

You wish, nerd.

sausage rolls but with gherkins instead of the sausage when

We both know you will be, just like every other person from Kangaroo island.

You just don't know it yet, fag.

If you say so.

no


theyre the same thing, but here we call them gherkins

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Oh fuckin' lol
Do you guys remember this mofo from /a/

SUUUZAKU!

GODDAMMIT SUZAKU
Used to be forced like shit but still funnier than most of the new memes
Gotta re-discover ye olde days

why not

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Code Geass has a sequel on it's way, like one with the old cast, so get ready for more.

i know this feel


because sausage meat and pastry

I didn't even watch the very first one fully
The last episode I downloaded was a trap
It was konata eating that fucking pastry for two hours
Scarred me eternally.

yeah that's a good reason tbh

You really should watch it. If not for the blind loli.

If not for the ending.

If not for the Spinzaku.

If not for the fanservice.

Because of the robots~

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Probably will, got a sequel since then.
Like fate stay night too but that spin-off you are posting looks too....lewd.

:|

It's robots are shit

What's up?

I like to play with the idea that whatever he says might be true.

lonely

Just fucking lewd enough.


Still hungry for cock I see~

rip

Not even I could be enough of a slut to be thirsty for every random person I communicate with's dick.

:(

You seem to have ninety-nine problems and a dick can solve them all.

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Why fate stay night tho
It used to be a decent animu

Oh thats some shitty banner I thought its a witty gif

No, you are mistaken. It was a mediocre anime from a decent visual novel.

The anime gets this haze of nostalgia but fuck was it actually pretty bad. One specific glaring reason though? CGI Dragon from fucking hell.
However, you are right it is still weird to do this to Fate. Just wait for Magic Girl Last Order!

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Can't even google that properly
Is it Index?

Yes, the loli Misaka.

Oh that one was pretty good
Also been ages since I last saw it
Why the fuck Japan makes sequels to good animus ages later. Makes me worry for my lifespan

I'm not sure that's the case.

Daddys home

new

Because if hollywood can do it, so can they!


Won't know til you try~