Let's have a nice clean thread everybody

I just like the outfit.
I manage my HP well enough either way.

ah.
im thinkin of just hosting an arcade match with some custom setting in a bit.

Life is hard

Mindblowing.

AND SO AM I

If I was not in the middle of a dungeon that might take a while I would consider joining.
Though I don't like playing alternative game modes as it tends to get me out of practice for the main modes.

while trying to have fun banter with you over something i assumed youd already be aware of i learned that you are intentionally trying to get a reaction out of me for your entertainment. i asked you to stop if that is your intention is given that you claim to love me and i figure im not asking a lot from something who loves me. and then you told me asking for you to stop bothering me would be censorship.

see i can do it to

Leaf blowing

I want Test to blow something that isn't my mind.

Ayyy

Oh.

It's not okay to be gay, Tsuchi.

I AM NOT GOOD AT THIS STUFF

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what do you think jokes and banter are? between friends it is for the purpose of both of us being amused. I'm not in it to hurt you, when I've seen in the past that it's actually upsetting you I've stopped. your reactions amuse me, I said this, and it's the same as the way my reactions amuse you when you tease me about whatever.

what I'm getting from this post in particular is that we have both misinterpreted each other's words a bit, so I'll just say I'm sorry and end the discussion here.

My NES Cartridges.

?

Yay the ouroboros app is even more broken now

???

I do my best

i believe jokes and banter rely mostly on the context of the persons relationship. hence my tone in the beginning of this conversation mostly being a reflection of yours towards me in regards to politics. though the amount of times ive done anything of the sort to the same level i think was a few at most. mostly because i dip my toe in the water with things like this and kyles dog lust to see if i am comfortable with trying to joke about it.

im mostly uncomfortable that asking you to stop something so minor in regards to me personally is out of the question for you.

but i appreciate the apology

I still have this one from about four years ago.

Your drawing skills have dropped sharply since then.

its alright
i toy with the setting until i find something that's quick but enjoyable for the randoms that do join, some tend to stick around for a while due to how hilarious it gets.
yeah it tends to throw people off of their pro game (if they're into that sorta thing)
because how different it and unique it feels.

It's not dog lust.
It's just puppy love.

wowwwwwww

I will admit.
I was a sucker for URF back when I played LoL. Though I am glad to be out of that game. I miss my little stink rat though.

The fire hydrant looked like a penis. Admit it.

x-men apocalypse is pretty good but it's not nearly on the same level as first class or days of future past. really feels like a lot of potential went to waste.

yeah i kinda made urf in ow too
but extreme way 1 hit = death
but low cd's and instant respawn and fast speed

everyone dieing everywhere

Have you ever used Bullet?

Sounds rather hectic.

Iam no anatomy expert

bullet?

it was chaos
symetra gates were op
until u killed her
;3
then she'd respawn as a different hero making the kil gate vanish

(((balanced gameplay :3c )))

That much is evident from those Surgeon Simulator clips.

Physics engine

The way Magneto was pulled back into hating humans felt a bit contrived. I mean, it was kind of supposed to, he even seemed convinced it was an act of God by how perfectly tragic it was. But that doesn't really make it excusable when two people die to one arrow on accident. It just felt silly.

ohhh no
Ihave never made game

I did great

yeah that was a bit absurd, but it seems like quick easy solutions to the plot moving forward is a bit of a theme in this one. lots of dues ex machina floating around at the end as well.

of course it's kind of hard not to have that kind of issue when you make the villain of the piece basically the closest thing to a god as possible.

*deus

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The whole movie was just "the story of how Xavier went bald" in the end.

I did very much like jean grey's joke about "I think we can all agree that the third one is always the worst" as it was a very not so subtle wink at the fact that x-men last stand was a pile of hot garbage.

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HA. yeah, honestly I did enjoy it enough but I'm glad I didn't bother to see it in theaters, and you could very easily skip it. I just hope the next one is back to being as good as those last two. and we need more R rated super hero movies. logan was fucking phenomenal.

is that the one who's a dude? also good morning.

Sounds so unballanced that nobody has a chance to be OP.

"if everyones op, no one's op"
- famous line i heard some where

Going to have to cast doubt on her having a donger.

Syndrome from the Incredibles?

well that's a shame.

hah
Good one

If she does, she hides it well.

I'm gonna pretend she has one for the sake of my boner.

Wouldn't be surprised honestly, anyway how's your day going slutcakes~?

that's hella gay.
Impressively gay.

do not bully. also I'm a girl btw

it's going alright. been watching movies on hbo, but I really should get to bed soon...thing is I'm not tired at all. ugh. why do I always ruin my sleep schedule so horribly on saturday night

i unno
maybe? ._.

workin' on a competative game mode ri now tho~
:)

Because it is fucking fun?

Oh?

yeah that and probably because I hate myself lol

Touché

*touch me

Please die

I don't get why, you'd think with the abuse we all give your body that you wouldn't need the self hate too.

;-;

that abuse is different. that's for sexual gratification, not an outlet for my self loathing.

Till I can get my satisfaction.

them's fighting words

i-is that...a motherfuckingjojoreference?

who the hell are you anyway?

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yea
simple stuff ^_^

it's *guillotine

have you ever seen the same rat eating out of the garbage twice, and you feel like it actually might live there or at least have some attachment to the place?

that
that's me

Im going to bully cupcake

DO NOT

Can't it be both~?

gotcha. thanks for clearing that up so well.

I prefer it not to be! I don't get much sexual enjoyment out of my self hatred.

I wish you luck.

Also if I stop replying assume I fell asleep in my chair.

gosh I wish I was squash's chair rn

Stinky

D:

I JUST DIED IN UR ARMS TUNYT

MUST HAVE BEEN SOMETHING YOU SAID

hi scoots

sure

there's no shortage of trash to eat here

...

very true, such as

Wow go get fucked by a truck agen

:3c

It's hard ;;

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Im so angry I considered self doxxing

*angery

You better shut your scabby mush fucker

I-I wasn't..

fufufu~

don't be rood

alright, I guess I should make an attempt at sleep. wish me luck. goodnight thread.

dream good
:)

nini

You mustn't lie.

Its too late.
Cunt.
You asked for this.
Stinkbug.

Night~

You as well.
Though I still am working on this dungeon.

Die in ur sleep

You brought this on yourself.

I suppose I can finish it tomorrow.
Resplendent dreams, Luka.

:@

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IAM tim for into bed now today I learned that
penises look like fire hydrants squirrels and socks

Goodnight.

wow rip EVERYONE

Everyone dead but me

Hey even you are still around, what the fuck are the chances of that~

Excuse me?

and i'm still testing my settigns~

Was that hard to understand or something?

Do I know you?

10x.

Oh hello 10x.

who dis is?

Yes.

No.

Pleading the fifth~

I liked that first image here

Anyway, it's nice to see you again. It's been a while. Are you well?

I was talking about the redhead
I do not care in the slightest who you are.

I can kind of figure out why you do.

I've been better but don't really care anyway~

Try google.

Been doing anything interesting or cool?

It's Eva.

Work mostly, hit a few cons for the fuck of it. Fun shit~

Oh, that's pretty cool, I suppose.

I don't go to those.

Does Kangaroo island even have many?

I guess it should since ya'll are right close to Weebland.

Theres like small ones here and there an biggers ones in diffrent states but the smaller ones are more like 'popculture' in general.

Hiiiii cockwork~

Interesting, how far are you from the big ones? Is that why you don't go to them?

Also have some good shit here.

Hiiiiiiiiiiiii Bard.

The big ones are in other states.

Whats cookin good lookin?

wheres all the fun people 2 nite?

You could ask the brown gay to take you there, didn't he used to claim to be rich long ago?

Then he started touching little kids.

Teaching*

So, did Alice rush to canada yet

lmoa at canada

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You're here arn't you?

brown gay?

The best part of waking up
is a spoonful of gogs in your cup

Grim.

Eva is clearly posting with his porn folder.

You ever seen mine?
this one gets me rock hard every time

Two sexy asians women squirming on top of each other

whoops
guess that goes in the interracial folder huh...

Good on them, maybe after this they'll learn.

As soon as I'm done moving I'll wreck that cunt.

U bloody fockin' wot m8

You're fucking weird, Bard.

Whoa, heck. Bardy.

Eww. I don't talk to that weirdo.

Did you know you'd be as ineffectual and candy-ass as Jack Spicer of Xiaolin Showdown when you picked him as your avatar?

Or is this something that happened slowly over time; yet another of Alice's machinations.

please don't bully me
I have low self esteem....

It r-rubs the lotion on the burns or else it g-gets the hose again~

Good on you, the smart kids don't.

Everyone that knows you thinks you're weird.

w Ow okay bro

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Never stop pretending to be someone you're not or society will reject you..

Hah that was funny

No, I simply asked my brother back then to recommend me some failure of an avatar so I can mock the current avatarfags with it, thats all behind jack
You nigger

irl is easy
it's the internet that's tough :/

Thank you, thank you.

I'll be here all of another ten minutes. Give or take nine. :3

So it's just a coincidence your competency in carrying out vendettas is like the Jack Spicer of the cartoon?

Only weirdos post on chans. I haven't met a normal channer ever.

don't answer that.

goodnight.

thats not nice at all....
Shut......shut up......just go away....

You new here?

Yeah its unfortunate accidents and ba-
Git

thats eva dummy

Fuck no, you faggot.

Ooooh

Why don't you namefag like the rest of these curs

Because I ain't no cock munch missing his blueberries.

Plus I'm lazy as fuck so names can just go eat my ass.

Daily reminder that everybody who matters likes me more than they will ever like you

Daily reminder, I had relations with more than three of your internet boyfriends.

I feel I win at this game.

the face when you havent killed yourself yet :/

That's a pretty sober way to go about it.

guess eva was spoilers

called that from the start

I feel you should just take a moment to realize. No matter what you throw at me, you just further lower yourself.

I could be fucking dirt and you'd till be less. All because my very being has cause you so much continuing trouble.

You can't outrun my shadow. Without me you'd still be the guy taking Dak's dick in his ass every night over msn~

So sobering.

welcome back

See ya twats later I'm off to work

Can't wait to end that tonight tho

nothing I do here or anybody who posts means anything to me and hasnt for months

I'd be down to get low and dirty but Im not even willing to put in any effort

You can eat a dick dude, nobody likes you and you have to make up identities to get attention

I'm better than you even being the asshole I am and honestly that's all I need

just visiting

Godspeed, comrade.

You can deny all you want, doesn't change that you ate my ass.

Everything revolving around Mgd and I broke you. You're like a cute little joke of a reminder of it too~

*extends claws*
snikt
I didn't want tt to come to this bub....

FASTBALL SPECIAL!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

nothin personnel kid

Oh you want some too....he....h

Broken in like a dog.

Work time, have a good day. Especially you, Bard.

Ill give cupcake an extra load for you

Good dog. She'll love it~

Love ya Bard.

yeah guys goin to workk see ya hehe

rrrrrrrrrrrRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Yeah I wa never really into comics when I was younger but recently I've been listening to a lot of marvel lore and I think that shits pretty cool. Kinda wish I had some comics

My favorite guy is the living tribunal

Jean #1

s-scootaloo!!!?

SHIT JUST GOT REAL IN THIS PIECE

I'm losing your essence....you're fading away scoots.....

Ohio

Thank god you're here
I've been so alone for so long...

mfw alll the fun posters arent here

Work happens
Sad

oh heh
'work'

my face when "work" :/

We should all be given a mandatory 30k even if we don't work
Not everyone wants work

WOAH THERE
THAT'S SOCIALISM
SLOW IT DOWN COMMIE

GOOD IN THEORY GOOD IN THEORY GOOD IN THEORY GOOD IN THEORY GOOD IN THEORY GOOD IN THEORY

the face I make at everybody who is a bully [unironically]

Cannot stop the gorbachev

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You're a special exception :3

IGNORED
TIME TO CRY

no you

have a bat cow

Wot

Bat-cow

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Whats the beef

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Kawaiiiii

What are you up to today my man? I dont really see you around so much anymore

What face do you make at people who are bullies ironically?

Something like this

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/ironically bullies

/unironically bullies

o-oh god nnnn I can't take it!!!!!!!!!~

man what are YOU up to?

I put in some knowledge to learn guitar now I can play in any key
huge leaps and bounds
very happy

aside form that just fucking work

nice to come visit here
kinda miss it
kinda hope everybody gets cancer

Bard is mean.

shut up baby you love it

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I sont want cancer :(

kinda hope you find success in all your endeavors
you know?

What about unironic bullying for wholesome reasons?

thanks rags it's tough out there........

When you can't find a picture to express how you feel right now.

i can

what do you feel right now?

haha...I dont understand? :3

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I know it is my bardo pal

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post more trap qts

Feku san :3

nostalgia

:fucking for real right :/ I heard it on the radio and i had completely forgot about

now you got me listening to music from back when life actually was decent.
youtube.com/watch?v=ICnlyNUt_0o

wow I never thought bard would lie to me like this

Wow, someone been smonk too much

Had a family, though the bitch was psycho. Had my health. Could work so I had money.

w-what is wholesome bullying

Lol rip

i prefer the korn cover

the face you make when you were born in the 80s i guess i dk cuz im a 90s kid LOL

why is this thumbnail so small. what did you do to it

dON'T WORRY HEH
i'M A grower

tunecaster.com/years/year-end/rock1995.html

96 actually

oh, i was just throwing a year out there that I rememebr

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bard
necrosmos.tumblr.com/

N-nani~?

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bullying
for a good purpose

Bullying is never good.

BAAAAARD~

Yo Scoots, I found an awesome quote that may prove your point.

An article by Bloom published in Omni magazine, "The importance of hugging", suggested that "Islamic cultures treat their children harshly, they despise open displays of affection ... the result is violent adults", and as a consequence, "An entire people may have turned barbaric for the simple lack of a hug."

hey scanzibahr

Damn shame right?
If only a few posters here were given affection instead of no love.

like mysef ;~:

Hugs = No terrorists

Have some boy lewd on me.

How are you, today?

That's why we must protect ourselves;
by studying the ancient art of Barīzuposuto

tired almost bedtime
how are you?

Sick, and I sigh a lot; but otherwise, ok... can't wait to go home to do some evil nasty.

What on earth is that?

Tried to type in 'Bully Post' in google Translate.
Got Bally's Post and thought 'That'll do'

can we have just one vocal MP who understands encryption?

.. you could be one.
What party are you with?
I may help and get us shadow cabinet roles.

When you tried to fix things with an irl friend but turns out they hate you because you ditched them so many months ago.

Is it a pillory?

Well, I didn't want to put in Bully's Fist, in case it was a real martial art or something.

... I'm really interested in fighting games now, but will never get a pad. ;w;

how would i even get there? theres not a single party with seats in the house of commons i dont have major issues with, and i doubt i have the required understanding to really last long in politics anyway.

Well. Death is the only solice

Encryption is literally for pedophiles, criminals and terro- hey who the fuck hacked parlementary secret meetings

You're better off without them :3

twitter.com/NadineDorriesMP/status/846272022644711424

And that's why I'm not allowed to drink at night.

*shrug*
I'm sure we mad cunts can band together and make our own party.

In theory.

Tbh im happy living with the risk of terrorism if it means I can have some privacy.

if anything, id like to see the liberal party brought back from the dead, so we can have a liberal party not tainted by the current progressive silliness

is this you

lmao tough luck living in Airstrip One

why dont they ban alcohol there are more alcohol related deaths in traffic than terrorist victims

it doesnt work people just get it illegaly

i mean, a hole for one is a hole for all in this context, what good does catching terrorists serve us if any idiot with a laptop can snoop in on valuable private data like bank details, etc.

yeah, things arent too good atm

id rather we just not ban things

I already saw this in thread, baka

Also the "terrorists" will just find different services to use.

Because alcohol is a needed to keep the birthrates up tbh

YOU CAN BE LIBERAL JESUS

PART AND PARCEL

;;

im no bwaka

might as well ban cars since they can be used as weapon
or muslims
might as ban them as well since they are all terroists

why not just group them together and neutralize all of them

actually why stop at that let's detain all irish too since they did that ira thing they might do it again

wait since we already banned encryption let see what people think of this

oh no they are saying the government are bad we arent bad right we need to stop these people

wait didnt some country do this some years ago and we supposedly disapproved of this

Kind of disappointed your family weren't liquidated

That's why CIA fucking suck at cyberterrorism.

Those sandcunts use different retard systems built regionally

No man this plan will totally work.

Like ban encryption right

And then the terrorists will not switch to Signal or something

And they'll communicate via plain text.

And we'll nick em! FLAWLESS! And the average citizen has nothing to fear nothing to hide

brb lemme sign this bill that says companies can look into said unencrypted data for their marketing purposes

ehehehe what do you mean insurance price hike because you went out drinking with your mates and frequent consumption of junk food that's all coincidence!

Well, not really.
If they keep changing their stuff up.
Intelligence services are usually always playing the chasing game.
I dunno

I ghink youve taken too manu hormones today

You are hormones.

Gee
Sure got me there

SCANNER THREAD

Bringing up Terrorism, bad touches and different synonyms for buttfuckking since 2014

You're so funny!

[+1 Like]

Then

:3

THAT BETTER BE MY LIKE, YOU FUCKING CUNT

I'm a prolific autist!

Rainbow Swag has got a buttplug stuck it seems.

That's not fair.

Is it some sort of physics engine for a game thing?

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Just physics for the sake of physics sadly

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I don't know, sorry!

today is a good day

or use illegal schemes
meanwhile economic terrorism just got a whole lot more viable

i wish, the liberal party would need a serious influx of talent to come back from the grave, wed have better luck infiltrating the lib dems and splitting the party

*pet*

its honestly more that all the shit they care about is offline, so they just cant do much against them without designing special targeted attacks specific to that situation.

I have been busy, planning my suicide.

Which IDE has a button that goes like "Make everything gooder"

VS code

Wth, don't lie, you're smart so that wouldn't take more than a day..

That's the "dark theme" button :^)

FUCKING JEWS

Yay!

Now the bad code has pretty colors.

I bet loco flunks his suicide
He always flunks things
Ffs

I guess you're right, ever since that those dudes can find HWDNU flags anywhere around the world and once found a ISIS barracks from an execution vid, they're probably more wary on using internet.

Like... why the fuck do they want to bring the world back to the dark ages? Who the fuck do they think will make their fucking cameras?

I've actually been in the garden. The soil had to be dug up to be weeded, any plants that were still alive needed trimming, the new flowers needed planting, the gravel path had to be relaid, etc. So no drawing, but my slim physique is now tanned and muscular.

*wink*

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I like to sit inside and eat a bag of chips while watching anime.

Deadboard

Dead

pls response

RIP

what was it called again when you just came and your penis is small again but stiff?

an oxymoron?

Can't sleep. Send help.

Hah moogs would know bout morons he da biggest

;_;

Its j-joke 0v0

a girl

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Quake 1 is fun.
How have I not played it before now.

Hello there.

Hi fgt
What's up?

Nothing much Squiddles. How are you doing today?

I just played a lot of videogames and it's late and I have things to do tomorrow

Best feel

You'll be heading to bed soon then?

Maybe
I could also just not

Well it's down to you when you go sleep and what not.

hiya everyone, whats up?

who

me

where did you come from

well yeah
go to bed

no sleep

I'm a filthy individual, Holla Forums;
please clean me.

i came from this lovely place called the internet

same

the people on it aren't as lovely

Scanner is an unsober mess

itneverstops.webm

sleep, fagnuts

Smash players throw their controllers and whine, SF players just look like they had to sacrifice their child.

Ree

Hello fellow Meme Merchant, I would like to export shitloads of SALT.

How would I go about that?

I will meed to talk to my salt expert, Grim, first.

I'd better come ruin this.

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Yanplsno. ;^;

what the fuck is this shit????

OH YES

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Its guro

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do you have any guro doujins?

There, it's ruined.

It will grow back.

Feku
Why are you like this

All we need is Yabai and the holy triumuvirate is complete

is it wrong to want a story instead of just staring at various images??

Yeah, a few.
Should I post one?

er just link em and save it from the rest of the board

new

I got more salt if you need some.