Fuck you your worthless kiwi cunt BULLY BULLY BULLY BULLY BULLY
new zealanders are vermin
you cannot let them make threads if you wish to keep up the high quality that is expected of this board
I'm a poster
whoops, posted in old thread
Jokes on you fucko
Your rocks are no match for the scalding hot lattes my city has perfected in the time since.
A bunch of shit, see
So you're saying we should ban you?
Ban all non-Americans.
Ban all Americans
i am a sovereign citizen and belong to no nation
Ban me. You won't.
in a dress
I fucking hate talking about politics because I just pretend to care. I don't fucking care. I don't care, about the stupid fucking healthcare, I don't care about the dumb ass country or taxes, it doesn't really effect me, but I'm so fucking fucked in my stupid fucking head the only way I think I can relate to people is through politics, but I disagree with fucking everyone because I'm guess I'm fucking bipolar or some shit and I change my god damn mind every month. I just people to know how I feel, but it will never fucking happen because life's too good for everyone else to understand. Because my fucking brain is fucked up, I have to be a fucking miserable cunt, and no one fucking cares because they just think they're the problem, no the problem is me, but I'm incapable of admitting that. I don't recall where it all went to hell. When did people smiling start to disgust me? When did I stop being able to read emotions? When did I stop having goals and dreams and just wish that one of these fucking days I'd just be blinded by the sweet fucking flash of a nuclear bomb, and the warm light takes everything away?
I can't even make fucking internet friends because I'm too god damn fucked.
give me masturbatory goodness
I saved this for some reason because I'm a fucking queer
anime girls are illegal
in this country, yeah
I mean we've got enough real life young asian girls as is
And yet you're still single.
I mean that doesn't really help if you're gay
I would but I"m lazy
i cant fap to this
how do they make those flapflap sounds in hentai
do seiyuus need to be 18+
ryzen at 4.1 GHz runs 85 degrees over idle
oh, or not
a condom and wet dog food
Ryzen is shit
Someone tell Scoots his waifu from penny dreadful is asking for monies.
tell that to GCC
apparently crabs can get pregnant
touch the cow
do it now
I want to make an ingame menu system where you can add any reasonable number of options and submenus and the programming interface is poopy simple.
It's all Goggles' cum.
It's bed time.
I thought you were calling for me, oh well then.
Sleep well Giggles.
more monster girl stuff!
I got distracted and started lurking for more stuff
i hate you americans getting corolla gt-ses like its nothing for practically nothing while im looking at 10000 here and then there's fucking import costs damn being a car weeb sucks in europ
god I love /monster/
use a library or something
there is none
so now im designing one
and head aches
willingly taking it upon yourself to do API work
youre asking for misery
i am misery
none of those fags want to show how they did their trainer menu code and i refuse to believe none of them did a hacky hard-coded job
mine sure as fuck was awful when i first tried implementing one, never again
we must secure a future for our white children
not subbing to anything that moves
fish isnt dead
cum in the hair
that's just mean
ywn be a tranny
Why would you actively attempt to make yourself even worse than you are now?
why is it always so hard to get out?
it's like gum in the hair i s2g
Tits ain't disgusting.
What are you, gay?
Trannies are disgusting and you should be disgusted.
only ever shared a bed with one tranny
dick was literally as big as my index finger, and i have small hands
even that tranny had autism
what is it with trannies?
Probably from pumping themselves full of hormones that shouldn't be there.
Nazis are my fetish
im such a skrub
do you have the gif of the plug suit vacuuming shut
u should get it. its cool
tfw you dont have the shekels for high quality books on armour
i dont have it im 2 lazy to find it
i am a moderately attractive tranny with a tumblr account i post nudes on
rather than carefully choose my clothes, makeup, and shots to accentuate my most attractive qualities, i will wear cheap lingerie, apply makeup in such a way as to make me look like a complete bimbo, and pose in such a manner as to make my least attractive qualities the focus of each photo
every fucking time
i'm actually a boy and i'm NOT gay stop swiping right I'm looking for GIRLS
Holla Forums really has taken a dive lately.
They are secretly moving to another board. Or blame discord. It's all conspiracies.
I'm trans and have autism.
do you still love me ?
please be patient im artistic
Maybe everyone got lives.
can you make a good omelette?
Kamimashita! I meant yuck.
How did you miss type a heart ?
I meant to hit 😬 but I accidentally hit 3 instead!
omelettes are significantly better with cheese
Pls be patient with me I have audibleism.
Audible is a shit company. Fucking £8 for an audiobook? Piss off.
i thought it was a subscription thing
You should of been thrown off a cliff as a baby.
Renge does NOT have autism.
Actually it is "You should have"
tumblr keeps recommending me prostitutes
It's because all you look at it is porn
I am NOT smart enough for this sht.
i know, but
write prolog instead
Whats the problem?
No I don't wanna need to look into it.
Tumblr is just telling you to quit being a nerd and get laid.
You pay a monthly fee for one book token a month. It's an amazing business model.
You should of been thrown off an even taller cliff.
I can get a physical book for 3 bucks. Why would I pay ten for a download.
That's very romantic of you to say Byan.
Are you running a fever?
i already have access to dick though, and all it costs me is a small amount of patience with his dickishness
but like, simplicity
why would you even consider paying for that?
I've never used audible but if you're using a book token why not just pick a more expensive book?
Or why not just buy the physical book if money is such a problem?
Also what book are you even trying to buy?
lets not go there, i dont want to talk about ark again today
I hadn't planned on bringing it up.
I was just going to mention it is a relatively large amount of dickishness.
Like imagine his dickishness is USD, and you take it to Mexico and turn it into Pesos and you're like WOW THIS IS A LOT OF DICKISHNESS.
Mexico is the rest of the world.
And then you take the USD to the UK and turn it into GBP And you're like "Oh that's not that much dickishness at all."
You're his UK.
Yay some kind souls provided me with some menu classes! :D Good thing to see I was on the right way meanwhile.
It's cute how you pick on me because you secretly like me...
thicc explosion magic
thicc kanna vs nyanpasu
My point is life is about finding people who put up with you and treat you like you're worth a lot more than anybody else thinks and I think it's nice you have that with him even if I don't like him and don't know anyone besides you that does.
Number 1 on the Top 10 List of 2017 Anime Fights
Oh it was actually plenty on the net.
Just used wrong keywords searching. Heh.
Top 1 anime fights of post-Jesus era
AND WHEN I WHISTLE, KANNA WILL DO A TRICK!
why Part 5 needs an anime
Thats not true.
It's okay, I'm very cute
what ones did you use in the end?
Eyes of Heaven has such a fucked plot anyways.
Abilities of Za Warudo Ova Heaven in song form
All I need is strong men posing at each other.
You're going to love this. Trust me.
What you're seeing now is my normal state.
This is a kyuketsuki
here is your set up
And this, this is what is known as a kyuketsuki that has ascended past a kyuketsuki.
Or you could just call it DIO
IS TO GO EVEN FURTHER BEYOND
D E A D
It was good while it lasted.
post 9s lewd
I don't have any lewd images of any of the characters saved.
refusing to use other arm
Sure is quiet.
You are MINE NOW!
You belong to ME!!
not being ambidextrous because of this very reason
part legs and get another guy to fap you
Just shove something up your ass instead.
I don't think you're meant to get weaker...
who are you
I'm a 500-pound man. Everyone knows this. If you don't believe it, you're deep in denial and need to snap out of it.
Connect the dots, man! Have you ever seen any proof that I'm female? Has anyone? It doesn't. Make. Sense!
I get it.
Because she's trash.
Fine. You caught me. I'm the blonde.
I'd kick your ass.
come at me.
I'd touch yours
I'll use my pss-sidekick powers to turn you inside-out!
Because it's flat enough for us white folk
Congratulation, Colby. I actually laughed.
What the fuck is wrong with you?
I'd pee in your butt before all that knee grow.
He's morbidly white. He gets sunburn standing next to a Japanese flag. He thought Malcolm X was Malcolm the Tenth. He's a ghost. A snowman. A powdered donut on the tundra.
Are we doomed to be cut-rate Tom and Jerry forever?
That was the plan <3
Do you like big butts? Can you lie?
I work 4 hours of OT today
I also bought pizza and shit for all my coworkers for about $65
Pretty much made no money but we all had a good time so there's that
She looks like she's about to turn her head to the left and immediately regret it.
Anyway, hi Luka!
Colby, when did I become such an awful thread contributor. I need a shot in the arm. Maybe I should adopt a cute kid or jump a shark or something.
brown trap fap
O-or we could have a cute kid
thanks, daylight savings time
yeah sun is bright
I did half pepperoni/half cheese, then another half buffalo chicken/chipotle carnitas
Needless to say everyone was happy
you picked smart and got good things
More like I just asked people what they wanted lol
But yeah, I mostly just helped out other people that were struggling today. I'm getting promoted soon :3
not the same
ur gonna be even more rich than before! <3
road trips and stuff when?
I'll kick you in the jelly beans.
No no no. I gotta adopt so I can return it to the orphanage after my ratings go up.
Luka, did ya do fun stuff today?
Maddie! Hi. Hope you've had a great Saturday.
Rich? Lol no
But I'll probably enjoy work more
Hey, what's up?
Por que no los dos?
that one singular tab using 1.5 GB of RAM
promotion = moar money tho ????
nah... just walked around, and nothign happened.
so i'm back home here
Yeah, but I'm not and will not be rich
my Holla Forums tab uses 1,200,000 stuff if i leave it on for a while.
I think you should have the baby like in that movie Junior.
I bet you secretly party at underground dance mob clubs all day and just pretend to be bored so we don't get suspicious. I'm on to you!
I've answered that question so many times and you never believe me.
How's it been?
Not much. Letting the gf sleep a little.
Whatchu been up to, gooby?
its a piss take
post vag then.
I'd do it, what now?
Me? Just hanging out at home, I did some overtime earlier but I'm just drinking and shitposting for the rest of the weekend
you buy lotsa stuff to balance out how much you'll get paid
if only... ;~;
that RAM usage
Not too exciting, I'm afraid. Work work work. Sounds like things are going well with your sweetie. So adorable. ♥
I can't post what I don't have!
Now we age the kid at least two years between seasons and give him annoying, precocious things to say with no coaching.
We gotta get you moved somewhere fun.
I'm sure with us as parents he/she'll be plenty annoying and precocious
yeah some kinda website code is leaking memory somehow... and it's building up after every auto refresh posts thingy
i wanna be in the big city life!!
mhm... u spend too much to make sure you don't have much left over?
I have enough left over
what for? ._.
post cock then.
isnt that just wonderful?
I've been drinking way too much lately. I should stop.
Glad you're doing well, Sabby~
Yeah, it's pretty awesome.
Rum and coke
I thought you didn't drink at all tho
how do you fix a code leak?
i want some! >w<
I've given you some.
Rum and coke
You know me
by disabling JS
isn't JS everything though? :|
The fun I had tonight won't be worth the headache tomorrow
Damn it I'll never drink again
Just drink more when you wake up to level it out.
For whatever reason, I brought home 3 jackets, 2 which aren't mine.
I'm growing old, like Darwin
Come join me then
;~; if only she had some clothes on </3
It's too late to start drinking now at 4 AM. You have a head start.
I'd bring u home ;)
And then he would have you shave his ass.
She looks good without clothes too.
I think there is one where she has underwear on.
I meant when I wake up.
Post more LULU.
Drinking so early in the morning? Well I don't know how early, when do you figure you'll wake up even?
I know I am
No clue, like at 12-13?
Sounds like responsible drinking time.
When you're actually around.
Bed. See you at 12 tomorrow Mordin!
Pretty awful trade.
There's a new thread, you Canadian retard.