I'm deaf you insensitive dick.
Is that the only sound besides incoherent text typing that that pix thing or whatever it's name was can make?
*Moves flat hand up to my forehead and then go out in a salute motion*
*Moves hand up to ear and hold it behind my earlobe for a second or two*
Mordin, no, somebody might think that you're a Nazi.
I'll just pretend I'm deaf if they complain.
My dick is pretty sensitive. Wanna touch?
But what if they think that you're a deaf Nazi?
I'll just hope they don't know sign language and can communicate it to me.
But what if they're minority and want to beat you up for it?
Deaf people are a minority too. They shouldn't bully the disabled. I'll win in court.
I don't think it has the same level "get out of jail" privilege to it as a mental disability.
I'm not sure there are 16 synonyms for "nothing".
I need guinea pigs.
You never know, the article could contain that same in different languages.
how do I listen
They stink up the place after a week.
Mash the b button.
do you have gta
i meant testers but i guess there's not much difference
I guess I'll just be a deaf nazi then.
i dont play meme games
What a terrible fate.
what do you need to test?
Would said people also need a wheel/shifter?
It'd be nice, I think I have the manual shifting part/logic down. Mostly just stability testing and seeing if there are any glaring oversights.
Them's some edgy filenames.
it was a different time
They look like they are from something.
But they are not.
yeah but without wheel or shifter just how much are you really testing?
ill play GTA with you when youre naked on my couch
wow wtf M$FT
WHERE MY FIREFOX
About 2 classes and 5 functions are not covered methings.
I can't set great lap times while naked and not behind the wheel.
oh, youll be behind a wheel alright
I think I'm on the mend and in the clear, boys.
i have pizza and tea
I may make tea later, I'm still a bit sleepy.
Tea doesn't keep a dude up at night, right?
Anyone got Gremlins Inc?
not unless you have little babby tier tolerance to caffeine, or youre pretty stressed about some shit
If it's not black tea and you don't use like 10 teaspoons of sugar, well, you should be fine.
Well, I got no shit to stress about, and tea is best hot drink.
It sacrifices the least milk, offers the best taste and heat, and it is so damn versatile.
being 30 and unemployed
tea is 2good
being 30, in England, with no work permits or proof of extended stay in country, so you work for less than min wage and live with no gas or electricity in a dirty apartment and hide from the tax man.
Nigga, I've seen some shit and shit has definitely seen me.
no work permits
I have this 'friend' who like... I met in uni.
He was an overseas student. I wasn't sure if he was fucked before or just as I met him but...
He failed both the first and second year twice, faked his mum's death certificate to stay in longer, got kicked out, claimed asylum and now he haunts the streets of Liverpool.
Working £30 a day in takeaways and resturant.
I would've gave up on the second failing.
same tbh, what the fuck
Long story man.
kind of wishing your coworkers would stop being selfish/egotistical assholes
No dreams, only despair, dude.
Wallowing in the Lake of Despair as we speak. Wanting to howl and jowl like Tricky Dicky Nixon.
I have Thursday and Friday free
I feel a binge coming on
Nothing much famborghini
Navigating workplace bs
Et tu gangsta?
not much, company registered a few days ago, put together my grow tent today, stuffs swimmin pretty chill
I think I got a shitload of tidying to do.
Sounds like its all go
Banging and what not
That swede still turnip'ing around?
What company? Can you digress magister?
Nice, i like the polar opposites
im not even gonna ask
i haven't spoke to casp recently tbh, idk what he's up to.
check out my beest grow tent
He back in sverige?
that looks uncomfortable
whats good scoob?
ever grown before?
Wow thats neat as fooq
i beleive so
not on tent scale
I ought to hit that dog up heh
You into the herb market too?
Eh time to chill at work
Ah, that reminds me of the old grow tent I used to look after back in darker times.
idk, depends on yields whether i sell some or it's all personal
growing Auto Speed Bud, so in under 2 months i'll have a harvest, and on an ideal grow that's 500g+ per plant
lolol a tent bitch
i'm not sure if that weight is dry or damp though, after drying and curing it might be a lot less
Dank as fuck!
good times yes
word to the wise, rope in someone reliable with experience if you do. ive heard of plenty of twats try to grow and get piss poor yields with a shitton of plants, and ive heard people with half the plant count get 2-4 times their yields. growing in a tent is a game for people with knowledge and experience, and even with experienced hands things can go wrong.
just browsing stuff before bed, putting off the reading i really aught to get done.
iirc legal limit before you look at jail time is 14 plants assuming youre not selling, from that you shouldnt get less than 40 ounce dry if you do a good job of it.
you don't cut anybody in
that's dumb af
ESPECIALLY if you don't know what you're doing, cause you'll get robbed
christ qt, naive
Aslong as it ist too stinky
Like that stuff i hovered over border with
procras is a disease
it better be
Yes, I was a tent bitch. ;w;
if thats a concern then youve got the wrong kinds of friends, people who do this shit proper dont let on that theyre doing it to anyone but people they trust. you need good seeds and shit from somewhere, and the guy at the "weed culture" shop isnt going to help you out with the feeding process or anything of the sort.
fucking tell me about it ;_;
why do you assume i need help
it's like you have never met me
and how dare you judge my friends
you are a grade A cock dude
Rule 1 on running an illegitimate business, everyone is a fucking idiot and will either get you in jail, at a loss or killed.
Stank as fuck
Might have to sample ayyy
Better read it tomorrow
scanner has more sense than qt
Look after number 1
And watch scarface on repeat
any time bro, for reference, the first harvest should be finishing up drying right around my birthday...
Well, wisdom came to me at a cost.
A dark cost.
How much was that shit
What a coincidence
erin pls, i obviously dont know shit, im just saying from what ive heard (from people whove done a good job of it, and those whove done a bad job of it) there are certain best practices when it comes to shit.
whoever said business?
ill read some more in a bit
i need me some fucking coffee
I let these guys play with guns in my house but i wouldn't let them in the fridge.
gotta know who you'redealing with, lol
£150, all came as a kit, except ph up & down, and a propagator, i got those separate
i should sleep
no vetilation system. is you live in a well policed area, you would also need that, maybe an ozone generator too.
sleep, dream of dragon roris
You might be a faggot but at least you have enough smarts to grow your own
I'll sadly need something at least four times bigger than that
Or anything on shaky ground really.
Weed, housing, business, pleasure, even getting someone to relay a message to a certain social service; the path to hell is paved with good intentions.
Me and my neighbours thought about lead paint or something to block heat seeking cam copters.
Its the one and only thing we all can agree on
Jack is Hungarians
Everyone knows Hungarians smonk till they OD
How many marijuanas can you smonk Jack?
the tent will do fine, it's almost cool to the touch, well padded between the reflictive inside and the canvas, it won't show much from the sky.
Plus, I just googled this shit and it seems lead paint is pointless but glass/windows block infrared.
in an ideal world sure, but in reality you cant do shit without help. a good setup isolates the risk, so that if any one gets into trouble nothing big ever comes of it. at the end of the day if youre in an illegal business, somebodys got to sell, and somebodys got to get rid of the junk. if youre doing the producing you sure as fuck dont want to be those people, because you will go to jail if you get caught.
Its 1.5 years of jail for any kind of possession. Without trial.
if you dont live in an area with lots of attention on that shit a good extraction setup and proper insulation aught to do you just fine, tbh my biggest concern would be fucking smart meters ratting you out.
But the only people I trust I can only count with two fingers. And they make more money being legit.
And everyone around me are insane asshats so I shouldn't even be in 3 feet close to the stuff, let alone entertaining the idea of growing my own weed.
Everyone practically knows my name.
No sir, not my cup of tea... OH FUCK I FORGOT MY BREW, it has probably been sitting for an hour.
But the only people I trust I can only count with two fingers. And they make more money being legit.
then you cant do shit, that kind of game is all about the people.
Everyone practically knows my name.
Probably the reason why I have a tendency to fall into like... the worse of social situations.
On one hand, normies say I look fucking terrored now that I finally left the house, but the druggo goblins say I'm more energetic now... so like... I guess that's good?
Oh, and yeah, that cup of tea I made was foul. ;w;
*pets the Luka*
Being a law abiding citizen is a mugs game
So fill me with tea
leaving the house does tend to be for the better, the neet life isnt all its cracked up to be
not growing the finest brewing herbs in the county in your spare room so you get that dank liquid tax free
lmao i bet you pay road tax too
seen this yet?
Why not just get a real job?
But fucking hell gimme what they're smonkin
They should simply have rode on the pathways
What is better than making money out of sitting on your ass and looking after dumb plants?
Shit is like grade school science.
I'm the managing director of a machine cognition company.
did you catch the big about them fucking it all up and making the real maintenance guys job harder?
Yeah, id get it if that was they're ACTUAL aim, that would make sense
the current buzzterm for stuff with neural nets and concept nets and semantic nets and shit
How much does that pay?
We talked about this, didn't we?
Your team is trying to google earth the brain, right?
oh for fucks sake, can we just fucking not?
its perfect tbh, i thought it was just the ancaps that went full retard when it comes to roads, but i guess not
as much as i want it to
im the managing director
right now i'm not taking a wage because i'm not putting in any hours, it manages itself, i can do an hours work on the clock twice a week and pay myself what i want for it
uh, something not even close to that, yeah, basically
can we not address things as they are commonly known?
A managing director that receives no income from a company they set up from home. What is the point then?
Ah, well, I like my way of explaining 'Quantum mapping the brain'.
How many hours would be a good night's sleep?
I feel more awake than ever.
id sooner express things clearly, so i know what the fuck they are
fucking IT buzzwords
Holy shit, you got a company yesterday?
I'd like to set up a store that sells cool ass board games in my town, since there is no competition... but demand/supply are dying in my town; even restaurants and offlicenses are getting closed down due to poor business.
the point would be hosting a platform for creating complex learning AIs and making bank on it
what's the point of having a business
that's just what they call it these days man, it makes sense, get on board and stop being such a salty sam, it's unbecoming of a man
the regestration for incorporation went through yesterday, been in the works for a while.
savage :/ death of the great british high street
ive enough bullshit in my life as it is, i dont need to increase that amount for no good reason.
There was no high street here in the first place.
But yeah, I actually doubt we ever left a recession.
Like... with all these shops closing, restructuring, austerity, budget cuts and what not; it'll be interesting how the next gen will turn out.
The next generation are fooked
A business is to make money. If you're making no income, what's the point?
find out next time on Terra Firma
4eva Terrored Firma
Terra form this dick
Reason why I wanna try my hand at care, education or writing.
Because those 3 things can deal with bullshit. Or at least, hinder it.
1. Most startups don't make money for the first few years.
2. Mine does, what with no launch costs. Because I'm not taking a wage doesn't mean I'm not making money, the overheads are nothing so all income rn goes in the bank as financial assets.
3. you are stupid and will never amount to anything if you don't smarten up
How do you smarten up?
I've been going round in circles for 4 years.
books are fucking gay tho
the blue ranger is autistic
i didn't say you read them.
Yes, but how much money it can potentially make you versus how much money you actually make are two very different things.
omg its Erin
neither did i
omg its Grim
Well, health and social care, education or making a hobby of writing can offload silly bullshit in your life, I think... so I got some time to get into those.
This but I don't wanna waste time getting dumber, but I do like audiobooks, they're the best.
ugh.... I guess I can go back to studying smart stuff again.
HELLO MY CHILD
a power ranger recently killed someone with a sword
not for long, this horrid little french user reminds me why i don't come here now
I haven't seen Power Rangers in ages too.
These few years have been filled with nonsense.
I think France is Kanra. I mean who else is that dumb.
I skimmed a little and I see you have your own company now?
When did that happen?!
Look how far you have come :D
the stuff in the books is good, but this shitty fleshy body of mine is bottlenecking my ability to absorb its wisdom
pls spoonfeed me knowledge on implementing reactive agents with BDI planning mechanisms, i dont want to effort
loco post tummy
I come here to unwind from that shit not to be knee deep in it lmao
Genius of the Beast is pretty okay.
I need new audio material for next week to sleep to.
Loco, make like mcguiness and FUCKING DIE
kanra isn't usually such a bitter cunt, and in my experience, not that stupid either.
i do, good times
You dirty, fenian, cunt
Ben Kenobi died?
Once you have good knowledge of how to use it in the irl market, privatize and reap from it
Hoping the best for you
i come here to avoid doing that shit even though i need to ;_;
download naruto in audiobook form
The Queen always wins
She has the high ground
it is privatized
it's a PLC
limited by shares
here is a picture of the admin judging you
Wow, hotwheels is looking great.
or alternatively, just this on loop
hotwheels fucking died or something
gotta do it
im not caffeinated enough for this shit
Wish we strung up all the Catholics to be fair.
Wish I were strung up right now.
Fuck the RA
yea yea yea
Just reminded me, gotta watch some more Jojo.
No need, they're pretty high strung as it is.
See ya, Director of brains and brain stuff.
We got a odd collection of people I realised.
I never met a person who has their own company before.
crunch some coffee beans
I'd hang you like a decoration
jk dont an hero
this song kinda reminds me of you
have a listen
jojo is always a good idea, unless it lacks muscles, in which case it is shit jojo
i have an espresso pot and a cafetiere, neither of which i have coffee for.
It's nice like Wii menu music. But I had to turn it off when the vocals started because I hate those gumball machine gooks. As a race, I mean.
Muscles make everything better.
Nothing like angry men beating the shit out of each other with supernatural yet retarded talents.
or skedaddling men in checkered top hats
The vocals make this song.
Grim stop posting doxx
Ur boyfriend wont appreciate
But it's mediocre japs singing about being lesbians, or something.
im gonna buy a big jar of decent instant tomorrow and just stay wired all day in the hopes it makes me productive
I feel bad for you man
being hooked on coffee sucks
Sorry. Why'd it make you think of me?
i dont drink it often, its jst in terms of improving my ability to focus its great
my life is complete
The whole self deprecation and sheer love she has for her partner.
It hits me hard when I listen to this song.
I don't know why.
Oh? Good, not very good things happen from a caffeine addiction.
Personally I'll drink it once every 1-2months when I have absolutely no other resources and I have a deadline to meet. The fact that I drink it so rarely makes me sensitive to it so it packs that extra 'oomph' when I need it :3
what a waste ;;
Wow, prejudice much?
What a waste because grim cant creep on you
What a waste because grim wont abu graib that pussy
What a waste because grim wont smotjer you with ketchup bingo wings
How about you stop objectifying people
i found a playlist called "the citizen kanes of youtube", and its wonderful
I am an uncultured swine but I assume he is a talented actor
Should of known all browns have down's
He just grims and bears it.
I was super into this album when I was fifteen and Amy was a thing. It's abouta hospice worker who falls in love with one of his patients.
such a sultry voice
that's pretty dark
Citizen Kane is an Orson Welles film, grim. Second only to Transformers: the Movie as his best work.
lmao my imouto is a savage
this is kinda fucked up but sweet
did Odra write this or
be a better role model nigga
Considering you are a shithead lol
Orson Welles is a giant of cinema.
Cinema is an art form. It's like anime, only not trash.
Full of country goodness and green peaness.
Melina, my youngest sis
Nigga I ain't no role model
She clearly knows that but she still has hope for me, and loves me so I guess it ain't too bad
Imouto = little sister
Mine is pretty aight
She just wants me to stop drinking so much lol
i know, but still, wat
All you need is one bad hangover.
And you'll stop drinking.
Worked for me.
today just keeps getting better and better
Tbh cinema is trash
Only loco cannot state this
As they are autism
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This is an avatarfag board, you're doing it WRONG.
Piss off and die
complains about people not posting images while not posting an image
Test will never abuse you for avatarfagging wrong
This has gone far enough
That's a dude btw
IT CANT BE
THE BEGINNING OF THE END
Can you teach me to avatar, Test-Senpai?
I just post random shit from my reaction image folder.
Look at that ♂️ sign!
I KNEW GRIM WOULD TAKE THE BAIT LMAOOOO
you will never fuck a trap Raphiel
Why even live?
THIS IS YOUR FINAL BETRAYAL
Grim is going to murder them now.
Flay the skin
One loses his mind, another regains his.
Such are the tides of mess and shitposting.
WEIBO WONT FUCKING LOAD
id bang that busty fella
how do you even get tits like that
Honestly Grim fucking a trap ain't even that bad
Join the dark side already
Is anything tangible anymore?
Breast vest, a vest of fake tits that you can conceal.
go to /d/index.html Grim
this is the same guy
MORE LIKE NIER 2D AMIRITE? LMAOOOOOO
His face isn't very girly.
Boiiiiiiiii you saw penis
The "B" stands for balls
yfw Mordin didn't ask you to irresponsibly drink with him this past weekend
Are you 3B?
there better be gwyndolin stuff of him out there
I didn't drink at all last weekend.