I often ponder

Isaiah Green
Isaiah Green

I often ponder.

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https://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/60agpg/tifu_by_letting_a_homeless_man_use_my_bathroom/
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1VKAzWvJK8c
http://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/americas/canadian-province-to-give-every-citizen-1320-income-boost-to-overcome-poverty-a7411281.html
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RMc4QdDODgY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7hSW_QQ1oWo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7hSW_QQ1oWo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7hSW_QQ1oWo
Jayden Williams
Jayden Williams

NICO NICO NII

NICO NICO NII

NICO NICO NII

NICO NICO NII

NICO NICO NII

NICO NICO NII

NICO NICO NII

NICO NICO NII

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NICO NICO NII

NICO NICO NII

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NICO NICO NII

NICO NICO NII

Nolan Taylor
Nolan Taylor

She probably still won.

Aaron Ross
Aaron Ross

based velcro

Hunter Smith
Hunter Smith

Nico let's go bowling

Leo Edwards
Leo Edwards

Are you sure ?

What is this file name ? Are you into piss ?

Grayson Hughes
Grayson Hughes

nope

William Young
William Young

ugh nigger hours
i guess ill have to go sleep now

Isaac Moore
Isaac Moore

I wanna go bowling

Thomas Hall
Thomas Hall

I always have too much faith in her.

That was what the post I saved that image from read.

WOW NERU

Making me look bad.

Alexander Phillips
Alexander Phillips

Likely story.

Christian Collins
Christian Collins

not being into piss in 2017

Connor Rogers
Connor Rogers

nigger hours!

Isaac Bailey
Isaac Bailey

NAME

Jackson Richardson
Jackson Richardson

god bless the homeless

Brayden Murphy
Brayden Murphy

racism hours

Brody Anderson
Brody Anderson

https://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/60agpg/tifu_by_letting_a_homeless_man_use_my_bathroom/

god bless the homeless

Connor Adams
Connor Adams

I'm scared to click*

Leo Wood
Leo Wood

I messed up my right ear again.

I never learn.

Michael Davis
Michael Davis

It was also very arousing.

William Jones
William Jones

OH NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Carson Campbell
Carson Campbell

He make da poopoo in the sinksink

Brody Thompson
Brody Thompson

lmaooooooooo

Cooper Diaz
Cooper Diaz

roflkek

Julian Parker
Julian Parker

I laffed

Joshua Foster
Joshua Foster

o shit i forgot to narrate shit

but i don't wanna talk into a cmaera

help im awkward

Carson Taylor
Carson Taylor

same

Henry Moore
Henry Moore

designated sink

Joseph Sullivan
Joseph Sullivan

print out a pic of bomb chan, cut it out and tape it behind your cam so it pops up behind it

talk to bomb chan

Evan Green
Evan Green

I'll let you shave my ass if i can piss on you.

Josiah Torres
Josiah Torres

I am not Anthony.

David Stewart
David Stewart

You say that but I know its a lie.

Eli Thomas
Eli Thomas

ill prod

whatappen

Jayden Ortiz
Jayden Ortiz

I'll let you shave my ass if i can piss on you.

Nathan Price
Nathan Price

nasty

Gavin Smith
Gavin Smith

I'll film it again some day.

Christian Wilson
Christian Wilson

music

Luis Scott
Luis Scott

I'm back from the store Emmers

Bentley Russell
Bentley Russell

nani sore

Elijah Gray
Elijah Gray

wtf that was like 3 days ago

Leo Bennett
Leo Bennett

LOL

I know you're just parroting but its gross

awww fuck man
I'm a little paranoid about hearing loss from loud volumes, I'm gonna be getting a set of rated earplugs before ever going to a concert lol

Nathan Edwards
Nathan Edwards

dad is still getting his cigs

been 10 years now

Oliver Morales
Oliver Morales

It was yesterday.

Jack White
Jack White

earplugs

concert

Carson Parker
Carson Parker

What? Really?

o

Bentley Martin
Bentley Martin

I play an instrument and I wear earplugs while playing and at concerts

If your job is making music, hearing is just a tiny bit important

Isaac Smith
Isaac Smith

I guess time flies when you're having fun.

Christopher Brooks
Christopher Brooks

going to a concert

Nathan Collins
Nathan Collins

Ya

its not like ill have them on all through it
but if things get too loud I can have them on and reduce the volume

Justin Barnes
Justin Barnes

I haven't

Michael Reed
Michael Reed

seriously?
I thought I was the only one

Anthony White
Anthony White

Good

Nathaniel Hernandez
Nathaniel Hernandez

I think there are special earbuds you can use that don't muffle the sound with the volume, so you can still enjoy the music

high fidelity ones

Alexander Cox
Alexander Cox

hello friends

Nathan Wilson
Nathan Wilson

Rude

Had fun?

Josiah Sanchez
Josiah Sanchez

Yep, I have a pair I used when I had my acoustic drumset

They're 10/10

James Ramirez
James Ramirez

..that hasn't gone.

what brand?

hi nezi
nice mokou

Brandon Wright
Brandon Wright

French2hu is the new fad

Colton Myers
Colton Myers

momiji is cute

Luis Morgan
Luis Morgan

They're buried around here somewhere, I'd have to go looking for them

Jacob Baker
Jacob Baker

I'm currently playing a REAL instrument WITHOUT earplugs.

I'm Hardcore.

John Adams
John Adams

I was going all over town looking for a Nintendo Switch to get you
But when I finally got one and opened it up, the screen was all scratched.

Lucas Peterson
Lucas Peterson

not having tinnitus by 24

Robert Russell
Robert Russell

fuck
both of them have white hair and start with mo

it is

ah nvm then

FUCK THE SWITCH

until Metroid Prime 4 comes out that is

Landon Brown
Landon Brown

I can only think of a couple of times I went with this brand and it didn't work as intended. A literal couple of times.

Very solid, reliable brand, would recommend, 10/10

Colton Sanchez
Colton Sanchez

yeah they're pretty similar
momiji has a cute little hat ^^

Gabriel Mitchell
Gabriel Mitchell

do you think post-apocalypse earth will have abandoned cities with overgrown green and wildlife just all humans died or do you think it will be all covered in radioactive dust that kills everything it touched because trump got mad putin rekt him on twitter and smashed that red button

Brayden Young
Brayden Young

But I have one already

Oh, I was responding to Yan, not Ian or whoever

Gabriel Jenkins
Gabriel Jenkins

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1VKAzWvJK8c

So fucking killer

Sebastian King
Sebastian King

Oh hey look it's that sign from Bloodborne that Miyazaki came up with all on his own without any outside influence

Jack Roberts
Jack Roberts

can i reroll my starting character i dont like this one

Luke Rogers
Luke Rogers

how high are you

oh oke

both
depends on how many years have passed

LOL

Cooper Powell
Cooper Powell

I know this is bait but it still made me made
What an iPad with buttons?

Jacob Wright
Jacob Wright

henlo

Andrew Evans
Andrew Evans

hi daddy

Jayden Morales
Jayden Morales

Trash Dove is a white supremacist meme and you shouldn't use it

Eli Wilson
Eli Wilson

What makes you think i'm on drugs ?

Lucas Mitchell
Lucas Mitchell

Zelda box

Aaron Parker
Aaron Parker

i want green

Owen Davis
Owen Davis

Aoh. Well now I really have to take it back to the store then.

Guess I'll get you Skyrim and Minecraft to go with it.
ayy bb
the joke is trash dove is a pepe tier shit meme posted by the same people who think pepe is a white supremacist meme because it was used by a parody twitter account and /pol/

Christopher Myers
Christopher Myers

sup

Joseph Hall
Joseph Hall

~100-200 years

You're having trouble talking
and seem to be unnaturally giddy

John Robinson
John Robinson

Oh, I know all about the supremacist garbage forced meme.

I just wasn't sure if you were serious or not.

Julian Murphy
Julian Murphy

but will the switch allow for hdt physics enhanced female warrior tits and boobs and male dongs in skyrim

Colton Lee
Colton Lee

The spirit of rock and roll was flowing through my body.

Michael Ward
Michael Ward

what if zombie apocalypse

Henry Powell
Henry Powell

I don't want those

Kevin Murphy
Kevin Murphy

My room mate made food and it smells bad and I can smell it but I'm also pretty sure my room smells bad.

So i'm going to smoke and burn some incense.

hbu?
No Grim pls ofc I wasn't srs.

I am almost never srs.

Luke Thomas
Luke Thomas

if an nvidia shield can do it, so can the switch

kek

depends if they ever run out of energy or not

Ryder Gomez
Ryder Gomez

Well you can't have me either so I guess you're out of luck

ahue

Logan Martin
Logan Martin

nvidia shield

*iPad

Fixed that for you

Charles Howard
Charles Howard

I didn't even have earplugs in.

Noah Edwards
Noah Edwards

hdt is resource intensive man

but worth

*pat*

Xavier Cook
Xavier Cook

painted a wall. am tired

Andrew Myers
Andrew Myers

am pat

CHECK OUT THIS CRAZY MOTHERFUCKER

Now you're just not giving it enough credit

Jace James
Jace James

Yeah I remember when I was 19 and I did that for a living.

Christopher Watson
Christopher Watson

do people who make youtube shit have scripts and shit they read
idk im bad at words irl

Dylan Anderson
Dylan Anderson

Don't be such a Nintoddler

Jordan Rivera
Jordan Rivera

What else should I play ?

Austin King
Austin King

Yes.

Owen James
Owen James

One would expect so.

You should take apublic speaking class.

GRRRRRRRRRR
METROID IS MY BABY

your dick

Andrew Rodriguez
Andrew Rodriguez

nice
help
no classes are scary there are people

Gabriel Moore
Gabriel Moore

That is how you overcome your fear

Ryan Morris
Ryan Morris

Telling another man to go jackoff is pretty straight.

Easton Bennett
Easton Bennett

it was for my uncle

Nicholas Bailey
Nicholas Bailey

u r a babby lmao

Carter Jones
Carter Jones

But I would I want you?

Isaiah Evans
Isaiah Evans

I think it's pretty neutral

telling a guy to jack off whlie thinking of him is pretty gay tho

dont do that

Kayden Morales
Kayden Morales

I'm also scared of bullets.

William Johnson
William Johnson

Did he at least do family wrestling with you afterwards and play your secret childhood game that you weren't supposed to tell daddy about?

Landon Torres
Landon Torres

Just befriend any potential school shooters in your class. They will spare you.

Cameron Kelly
Cameron Kelly

when most of the community has dealt with this firsthand

everything is NOT daijoubu

Mason Reed
Mason Reed

this is flawless
thanks

Evan Peterson
Evan Peterson

Probably to help you correct that sentence.

Josiah Gray
Josiah Gray

no

David Gutierrez
David Gutierrez

I'm gonna save my cummies for later.

I know i'm gonna need them in a few hours.

Luke Taylor
Luke Taylor

works everytime

Brandon Miller
Brandon Miller

I do not want to know

do not ever utter that word to me again

Eli Sanders
Eli Sanders

It's daijoubu because I don't care about them and also me too.
What a rip.

Jonathan Bailey
Jonathan Bailey

Oh yes, please replace my I with why daddy

Ayden Rodriguez
Ayden Rodriguez

The wronger it is the better it feels.

Blake Martin
Blake Martin

its
all
fucked

Thomas Turner
Thomas Turner

*why

Michael Turner
Michael Turner

T H I C C

Dylan Baker
Dylan Baker

wow thank :D

Leo Walker
Leo Walker

*Wow, thank you Daddy! :D

Thomas Martinez
Thomas Martinez

YEAH but not me.

Carson Jackson
Carson Jackson

Literally bigger than her head

Levi Allen
Levi Allen

triggered

Carter Bell
Carter Bell

I'm sorry, I didn't mean to trigger your traumatic pants-ripping in middle school where all the kids laughed at you and called you gay baby georgie because they saw your pampers

Jack Price
Jack Price

HAH

YOU ARE THE ROOT

perf

Blake Howard
Blake Howard

that was the other day

Andrew White
Andrew White

I didn't intend to say that, though.

Camden Gonzalez
Camden Gonzalez

my left leg

Evan Ortiz
Evan Ortiz

my right penis

Eli Price
Eli Price

The root of what ? EVIL ? ! ?! ?! ?!

Jordan Ramirez
Jordan Ramirez

my bottom ball

Ayden Wright
Ayden Wright

I know, you're intentionally making mistakes so I'll correct you.

Connor Jenkins
Connor Jenkins

Still working on your Grade 7?

Nathaniel Ramirez
Nathaniel Ramirez

Nani sore?

Xavier Sanchez
Xavier Sanchez

my third nut

Eli Howard
Eli Howard

CORRUPTION

Samuel Nelson
Samuel Nelson

the teachers give me a hard time

Colton Thompson
Colton Thompson

Because you want my attenshins, obviously.

Michael Martinez
Michael Martinez

No one knows though so its k

Oliver Hill
Oliver Hill

But I would I want that?

John Roberts
John Roberts

Did someone say nigga hours?

Noah Sullivan
Noah Sullivan

You teacher called me today to tell me about how he really worked you over for misbehaving.

Julian Morris
Julian Morris

*why

Ryan Anderson
Ryan Anderson

Yeah, that.

Adam Powell
Adam Powell

Probably so we can repeat the same jokes and banter like they were even funny the first time.

Ethan Perry
Ethan Perry

But that sounds pretty lame, why would I want to do that?

Hunter Cook
Hunter Cook

*I

Maybe it would be too impolite to stop and not passive aggressive enough.

Kayden Perez
Kayden Perez

am I using enough buzzwords

Tyler Barnes
Tyler Barnes

But I'm a cunt so wouldn't I strive to do impolite things?

Carson Jackson
Carson Jackson

yeah hurts to sit down

Anthony Morgan
Anthony Morgan

Are you?

I don't happen to think you are but that's just my opinion and I'm lenko-tier pants on head retarded.

Gavin Parker
Gavin Parker

Daddy knows a special kiss to make it better.

Chase Williams
Chase Williams

Yes, it's irrefutable.

Owen Gutierrez
Owen Gutierrez

You should say Cunny instead then.

Brayden Nelson
Brayden Nelson

I refuse to believe that anyone ever actually says that seriously.

Michael Hall
Michael Hall

oh boy

William Phillips
William Phillips

Pedophiles aren't real people so you're kind of right I guess.

Jason Sullivan
Jason Sullivan

Do all your homework tonight and I'll show you

Ian Baker
Ian Baker

You say it?

Juan Sanchez
Juan Sanchez

http://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/americas/canadian-province-to-give-every-citizen-1320-income-boost-to-overcome-poverty-a7411281.html

Owen Ramirez
Owen Ramirez

I'm not a darwin

Grayson Lewis
Grayson Lewis

xD

Robert Robinson
Robert Robinson

Well you can just forget about all that candy and the cool van ride now.

Brandon Foster
Brandon Foster

don't talk to me or my son ever again

Leo Jenkins
Leo Jenkins

Are you sure you're not a pedophile?

Justin Collins
Justin Collins

oh you're alive

Thomas Parker
Thomas Parker

You're thinking of my grandpa because it was in the papers when he got caught and then killed himself.

Isaiah Williams
Isaiah Williams

You probably take after him.
It's genetic.

Christopher Carter
Christopher Carter

I'm also a tad shocked.

Logan Richardson
Logan Richardson

Cunny :x

Grayson Jenkins
Grayson Jenkins

I'm not attracted to my mom and I don't beat her so I doubt it.

Leo Gutierrez
Leo Gutierrez

I'm such a cunny hunny xx

What the heck?

Carter Rogers
Carter Rogers

But what is a cunny?

*vsauce music*

Nolan Sanchez
Nolan Sanchez

Well that's what he did and it made him a pedophile and I don't do that so obviously I'm not one.

Adrian Allen
Adrian Allen

Well Jesus that got dark pretty fast.

Aaron Torres
Aaron Torres

my voice is so awkward
i am so awkward
i cant do this

Jacob Taylor
Jacob Taylor

What are you?

Ah yes, correlation vs causation :^)

Jaxon Allen
Jaxon Allen

Preparing for the Cunny Apocalypse.

A Ted Talk.

Jonathan Bailey
Jonathan Bailey

Jim Davis likes to say that humor is subjective and no one person truly knows what is funny.
Shall I honk a bikehorn for these wacky jokes?

Carson Butler
Carson Butler

Do a rimshot but instead of a rimshot make it a rimjob on Scanner.

Dylan Price
Dylan Price

Jokes on you I don't know what a rimshot is because I'm a nerd who's bad at sports and they don't let special needs kids play sports.

Christopher Roberts
Christopher Roberts

WHY DOES IT HAVE TO BE ME?!

Hunter Miller
Hunter Miller

tfw someone recognizes your screen name in a game and starts talking to you about music

Ethan Watson
Ethan Watson

Nobody can tell me that a dog running from a kitten chasing it isn't funny.

Jonathan Morris
Jonathan Morris

Oh that was you?!

Leo Torres
Leo Torres

cunnies are scary

Charles Brooks
Charles Brooks

What

You're the person here who'd enjoy it the most.

Henry Flores
Henry Flores

God are you losers still talking about cunnies?
That was like 30 posts ago and it wasn't even that amusing.

honk honk cunny jokes

Elijah Baker
Elijah Baker

this is awkward to look at

also my english has so much of a dutch accent

Benjamin Cruz
Benjamin Cruz

Oi, I've only said it once.

Juan Barnes
Juan Barnes

what chems improve my charisma

Adam Perez
Adam Perez

;-;

Leo Wood
Leo Wood

Booze

Carson Foster
Carson Foster

C2H6O

Ryan Reyes
Ryan Reyes

Unless it's Buddy Rich, no

Luke Garcia
Luke Garcia

kill yourself

Andrew Mitchell
Andrew Mitchell

Oh I have no idea who you are I was just saying that to see what would happen.

Jace Phillips
Jace Phillips

Grape Mentats, X-Cell, and alcohol.

Zachary Price
Zachary Price

You remind me of me

I like that

Jason Green
Jason Green

You better not be posting if you haven't finished your homework

Benjamin Butler
Benjamin Butler

I feel like grape mentats would probably be something I'd get addicted to just for the flavor. I eat flavored tic-tacs like they are candy.

Most good, so does that mean we can engage in mind-melding now?

Aiden Mitchell
Aiden Mitchell

the fuck

Justin Wright
Justin Wright

What are you some kind of nigger

Jaxon Campbell
Jaxon Campbell

Only if we can go inside of each other's dreams within our dreams

Jason Walker
Jason Walker

SAY NIGGER

Parker Young
Parker Young

Negroid Prime

Caleb Wood
Caleb Wood

Nope, unless some genetic-alchemist has converted me into such.

Well I have realized I was in a dream before and conjured people I wanted to see. What I did next I'm not sharing but it was fun until I woke up abruptly each time. So maybe I'll see you in my dreams...

Parker Ortiz
Parker Ortiz

grab my plate of apple slices
2 slices fall off
catch them both with the same hand before they hit the ground while holding the plate with my other hand and not spilling any more

holy shit I'm neo

Christopher Edwards
Christopher Edwards

This morning when I made toast, one of the pieces fell jelly side down.

I knew then that the Devil was near.

Oliver Watson
Oliver Watson

Sounds more like you are Spiderman.

Ryan Thomas
Ryan Thomas

ok

Lucas Mitchell
Lucas Mitchell

how do you reduce the amount of "um"s

Dylan King
Dylan King

this morning I didnt throw up

HOLY SHIT I'M NEO

Jordan Gomez
Jordan Gomez

No one even made a hail satan joke because they know it's serious when your toast falls jelly-side down.

Brayden Cruz
Brayden Cruz

I hate this dog

Owen Howard
Owen Howard

this morning I cuddled and humped my pillow .////.

thwip

Jaxon Reyes
Jaxon Reyes

Your reflexes will never be as good as they are around this age.

Gabriel Morales
Gabriel Morales

Must be a pretty stinky pillow.

Wanna play strip poker?

Carson Green
Carson Green

he shredded urwaifu

Joshua Wright
Joshua Wright

my pillows aren't stinky >.>

sure

Evan Edwards
Evan Edwards

Minions

Joseph James
Joseph James

K hop on Disc

Austin Long
Austin Long

Cheese can fortify any meal.

Levi Johnson
Levi Johnson

is mayonaisse an meal

Lucas Stewart
Lucas Stewart

Probably, if it is on bread.

Leo Price
Leo Price

Because it has calcium?

No, but it goes surprising well with salmon.

Jordan Ramirez
Jordan Ramirez

If you're starving to death.

Isaiah Nelson
Isaiah Nelson

an

Christopher Kelly
Christopher Kelly

Good for the bones~

Jordan Ramirez
Jordan Ramirez

Cuddled and humped your pillow you say?

Puit that shit between two saltines, thus the mayotine becomes your greatest meal.

Leo Brown
Leo Brown

a) better off getting straight up from milk
b) you don't even need that much calcium

There's little data to suggest just how good it is for your bones.

Elijah James
Elijah James

Well, too late to get milk; I'll get some of that shit tomoz.

Henry Nguyen
Henry Nguyen

an

Jeremiah Garcia
Jeremiah Garcia

mayotine

Nathaniel Powell
Nathaniel Powell

It'd be interesting to know animus' eating habits.

Jonathan Ramirez
Jonathan Ramirez

Yes, the mayotine, it defined entire portions of my childhood.

Aiden Allen
Aiden Allen

hero

Ryan Howard
Ryan Howard

I haven't been eating recently, but I think I feel miles better to get food in me now.

Adam Sanchez
Adam Sanchez

I eat nothing but garbage.

Jose Smith
Jose Smith

you are what you eat "^)

Luke Scott
Luke Scott

Poutine every meal

Thomas Walker
Thomas Walker

If you are what you eat, then I'm an ass.

Wyatt Evans
Wyatt Evans

Did you at least get some veggies in there?
Recently being...
Because?

Nolan Butler
Nolan Butler

Pervasive indifference towards my health.

Jason Torres
Jason Torres

I never liked my fries soggy. And poutine doesn't into ketchup well, which is a must.

Dominic Lee
Dominic Lee

Yes, mainly carrots or broccoli.

Liam Davis
Liam Davis

we can't play it here~?

Tyler Powell
Tyler Powell

You sound like you need some gator tendies.

Asher Williams
Asher Williams

tfw your dad swings by unexpectedly with a plateful of roast chicken dinner

Julian Ramirez
Julian Ramirez

You eat ass?

Dominic Morgan
Dominic Morgan

What would it take for you to be less nihilistic towards your meal choices?
You're kidding.
Why you gotta call it like that. They're tenders, or strips. Why you gotta make it meme.

Angel Garcia
Angel Garcia

You must be using some pretty horrendous gravy if it's making your fries more soggy than ketchup would.

also
ketchup
Really?

Austin Anderson
Austin Anderson

No? I liked both. Eat a couple mayotines, couple little carrots, drink some gatorade everything was fine.

Camden Robinson
Camden Robinson

see

Jonathan Brown
Jonathan Brown

I don't think there's a simple solution.

Luis Morales
Luis Morales

I eat all the ass, my dude.

naisu

Jackson Perez
Jackson Perez

me irl

Kevin Reed
Kevin Reed

Because I've legit heard someone say tendies before I got on the internet and I just decided to mix it into that to see what you'd say. And then you did respond to it.

Gavin Gray
Gavin Gray

Poutine sits in gravy. Ketchup, when used correctly, is momentarily applied to the crispy exterior of the fry, before consumption. Seems like the gravy ruins what could be perfectly good cheese fries.

Perhaps it's because I'm only half Canadian.
And your eating habits these days?
To change your thinking? Not really. That takes time and belief that what you're giving up is worth the reward. Which is scientifically and objectively is, but good luck telling your stupid mammal brain that.

Juan Flores
Juan Flores

*pet*

its even got gravy made with the chicken juices
might have to add a bit of bisto though, my dads lass doesnt have the best taste in gravy granules

Benjamin Morgan
Benjamin Morgan

Not that great, but I don't eat very often. Like, once, twice a day sometimes. Other day I just sort of had a couple apples and called it a day.

Robert Sanchez
Robert Sanchez

Human tolerance and capacity for memes peaks around 17 years old.

Wyatt Wright
Wyatt Wright

Poutine sits in gravy. Ketchup, when used correctly, is momentarily applied to the crispy exterior of the fry, before consumption.

What? You put gravy on poutine the same way you'd put ketchup on fries.
You don't cook it in the gravy and you don't let it sit around with the gravy and cheese curds on it...

Dominic Gomez
Dominic Gomez

oh no its too edgy

Angel Butler
Angel Butler

Same.

Yeah I'll just not bother.

Thomas Murphy
Thomas Murphy

I imagine this is due to some terrible disease which renders you powerless to change.
Even then, gravy seems like such a bland addition to fries. I've literally had gravy with my fries to appease others. Sugary, tangy ketchup just seems better, if available as an alternative.
And that's how you'll choose to spend your prime?

Luke Wilson
Luke Wilson

I caught up on SU today.

Lapis is so edgy, but it was still nice to see her laugh.

I'll live.

Oh you too.

Zachary Lee
Zachary Lee

Sugary, tangy ketchup just seems better

Nigga what kinda ketchup do you get that you have to refer to it like it's the second coming?

Jace Clark
Jace Clark

same

Nolan Brooks
Nolan Brooks

The one he cleans off Grim's nipples.

Ryan Wood
Ryan Wood

Nope, just sometimes feel like being a pig, and other times feel like keeping it light. Like the rest of my life, it craves order, but thrives in chaotic randomness.

Ryder White
Ryder White

All the faces Chitose has and I don't have one to properly react to that.

Gavin Kelly
Gavin Kelly

Bedtime, nini

Thomas Gonzalez
Thomas Gonzalez

But you could live better by being smarter. So can any of us, really. You're not going to get more out of being fit than if you decided at it now. In a few years, you reach peak muscle capacity. After that, peak marathon running age. Then it's all downhill from there, as your reflexes go, you gain weight quicker, and any hereditary conditions you've noticed in your older relatives begin to surface.
Classic Heinz.

Ryan Morgan
Ryan Morgan

Not eating french fries cold after drizzling them in fermented jizz and letting it crust over

Wyatt Ward
Wyatt Ward

You do it cuz it feels good. Duh.
I'm just the friendly reminder you are a persistent organism with trappings and pitfalls, and not chaotic randomness personified.

Jackson Miller
Jackson Miller

Yeah but I don't care.

Lincoln Scott
Lincoln Scott

Kyel

Aaron Perez
Aaron Perez

Why would anyone subject themselves to that?

Why not just dump a cup of sugar on your fries instead?

Daniel Bennett
Daniel Bennett

People do that with sweet potato fries.

Oliver Price
Oliver Price

this was literally upsetting to read.
What if you did? If you have, what happens when you did? Objectively speaking, due to your height, you are at less risk for heart disease, cancer and other things directly tied to growth hormone production. But don't you think you'd have more fun being in shape?
It's about the appropriate amount of ketchup.

Flavoured mayonaise is fine too.

Julian Cox
Julian Cox

I need a barf bag.

Noah Evans
Noah Evans

careful of your edge there, test-kun!

Owen Peterson
Owen Peterson

Canadians aren't real people anyways.

Jaxon Diaz
Jaxon Diaz

Meh, feels alright. What I really want to do is sleep for a few days then wake up and not have to sleep for weeks. Too bad life doesn't work that way.

Luke White
Luke White

Yeah, but 30% sugar.

I don't like mayo either, to be fair.

Evan Parker
Evan Parker

You should try it.

Lose the mirror then.

Easton Lopez
Easton Lopez

Kanra-chan is only 50% Canadian so he's 50% real

James White
James White

Mayo too spicy.

Brandon Thompson
Brandon Thompson

But how else would I admire my beautiful figure?

Dominic Hall
Dominic Hall

Faggots aren't real people either so he's 150% not real.

Zachary King
Zachary King

Hopefully in the dark.
Under a bag.

Owen Gomez
Owen Gomez

I can't change who I am!!!

I would, but you know, effort.

Isaac Mitchell
Isaac Mitchell

Why do you have such trouble admitting your continued choices would be objectively bad. You don't have to do anything about it, but at least you should have it clear in your head what is right.
Tangy and sweet ketchup, atop crispy, deep-fried tendies of potato. I know of no greater snack.
I re-read it.

No.

Eli Fisher
Eli Fisher

assholes are unfortunately real

:( p-please, you may overdose on edge! A edgy coma!

Isaac Parker
Isaac Parker

pls no bsod

Logan Murphy
Logan Murphy

Yeah, but what does that mean?

Why you heff be so mean Squish-chan?

Help me daddy I'm being meme'd.

pls gib cuddles

Josiah Torres
Josiah Torres

It was cute. But I would like to see them do some real stories with her and the midget. For example, dealing with her being a rapist.

Chase Robinson
Chase Robinson

You exert effort towards many things in a day. But you're not going to change today. Just reminding you, in case you forgot, eating garbage can harm you in the short term too.

Christian Ross
Christian Ross

assholes are unfortunately real
Everyone poops.

Colton Hernandez
Colton Hernandez

This is Ooble, right?

Are you on mobile?

Easton Cox
Easton Cox

I do it out of love.

Nathan Wood
Nathan Wood

*cuddles gibs*

Matthew Collins
Matthew Collins

It means he's a double rainbow I guess.

Ayden Martinez
Ayden Martinez

For who?

:D *cuddle*

Yeah, but what's at the end of the rainbow?

Jeremiah Ross
Jeremiah Ross

Sorry. It just slipped out.
When isn't that an appropriate response?

Colton Wilson
Colton Wilson

That's a secret.

"no."

Lincoln Collins
Lincoln Collins

I don't know I've never been to one
But Punky Brewster said it was a village full of furry little magic creatures.

Ian Scott
Ian Scott

:DD

Luis Moore
Luis Moore

girls dont poop!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

of course it is, grandpapi. I'm on my laptop because I didn't have the motivation to in2 video games today. I am sleepy.

Benjamin Stewart
Benjamin Stewart

Why does my stomach turn over every time I see Kanra post

And why am I disappointed when I don't see a (you)

Austin Foster
Austin Foster

Who serves the best tendies?

Ehh? You're no fun :c

Give me a hint?

What kind of creatures?

Have you done your video thing yet?

Nicholas Butler
Nicholas Butler

Everybody poops. Even Cupcake in his diapers.

Grayson Allen
Grayson Allen

Consent is such a fuzzy thing.

Successful conditioning.

Parker Wood
Parker Wood

No

Wyatt Reyes
Wyatt Reyes

urgh, full

Andrew Edwards
Andrew Edwards

Boring reply.

Connor Myers
Connor Myers

Brayden Evans
Brayden Evans

What does it mean.

Yes I'd forgotten.

Yeah the shit with Jasper seems a bit heavy. It's dumb but I'm kind of curious what happened with Pearl's human crush.

When did you wake up?

Isaiah Ross
Isaiah Ross

yes its super awkward

Lincoln Phillips
Lincoln Phillips

no!!!!!!!!!! i dont poop or go plbbt

um, like 6am
i left around lunch to drive my little cousin back and didnt get home until 6

Noah Williams
Noah Williams

You're so mean ;;

I don't wanna watch this...

Show me

Hudson Ross
Hudson Ross

This thing then.
It's a Kanra named Glomer.

David Phillips
David Phillips

What would you have said?

Jace Myers
Jace Myers

meow

Kevin Kelly
Kevin Kelly

I'm not sure. I haven't ordered them in ages, specifically out of shame.
Now you know to feel remorse next time you enjoy life.

Adrian Garcia
Adrian Garcia

I just took a massive shit and named it after you.

Asher Lee
Asher Lee

*Bark*

Elijah Hill
Elijah Hill

:O

Noah Scott
Noah Scott

Oh I know what I should do, I just don't want to right now. Not the greatest time at the moment, but it'll work out fine. Just gotta get over a hump and then it'll normalize.

Nathaniel Perez
Nathaniel Perez

*BARK*

Oliver Cooper
Oliver Cooper

Probably nothing. I think the episode was a Lauren Zuke passion project. And the Zuke Duke has been fired.

I probably would have started the cybering.

Elijah Morales
Elijah Morales

people from 1999 are starting to turn 18

Nicholas Russell
Nicholas Russell

A what named who?

What do you normally order?

Caleb Perry
Caleb Perry

I guess I need to readjust the standards.

Bentley Morris
Bentley Morris

fuck you darwin

Luke Walker
Luke Walker

WHAT?

Aaron Lopez
Aaron Lopez

do you have standards

Josiah Fisher
Josiah Fisher

What is the current standard?

Cooper Williams
Cooper Williams

I PRETEND

Colton Fisher
Colton Fisher

My little sister is that age.

Angel Rivera
Angel Rivera

:(

Aiden Long
Aiden Long

Fortunately, she's too old for Soto now.

Zachary Fisher
Zachary Fisher

She could probably kick Sotos ass too.

Jonathan Perez
Jonathan Perez

I'm not exactly opposed to something like that.

The humps are in your mind, and there will always be new ones. It's human to think we know what we need psychologically, and be completely wrong and too scared to try.

Carson Morales
Carson Morales

Burger with fries, but on a plate instead of a pirate ship.

Jason Parker
Jason Parker

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RMc4QdDODgY

Connor Rogers
Connor Rogers

Stop that.

Kevin Ross
Kevin Ross

Cartoons are notorious for their unrealistic standards for burgers.

Levi Wilson
Levi Wilson

same

Brandon Russell
Brandon Russell

I love that show.

Dylan Myers
Dylan Myers

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7hSW_QQ1oWo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7hSW_QQ1oWo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7hSW_QQ1oWo

wtf

Lucas Peterson
Lucas Peterson

same tbh but it doesn't seem cool to admit it

Nathaniel Brown
Nathaniel Brown

Nah I have certain obligations that I'm not going to dive out of until that time comes. Couple months more and everything should be A-Okay.

Jace Harris
Jace Harris

nan de

What do you get a fancier places?

Ayden Anderson
Ayden Anderson

The mom being voiced by a guy is perfect.

Fuck that. IT's like the only show I watch.

Tyler Mitchell
Tyler Mitchell

We've established you can logically do something now.
... burger and fries. shuddup.
I had no fucking clue.
And that doesn't seem healthy.

Carson Campbell
Carson Campbell

I didn't even say anything :3

Joshua Cox
Joshua Cox

Most TV is shit.

Carter Howard
Carter Howard

Oh yes, but in doing so, it would mess up something else I am already doing. So I wait.

Joshua Reyes
Joshua Reyes

lol
:)

look at me! having fun in video games:

Charles Brooks
Charles Brooks

You did well.

*Claps*

Henry Wilson
Henry Wilson

You're thinking I'm some kinda manchild. Which am not. Just happens one can prefer a comforting burger and fries, over a steak, even at someone elses' expense.
Have you seen the latest Samurai Jack?
Godspeed.

Justin Phillips
Justin Phillips

whyd you go kyle

Chase Ortiz
Chase Ortiz

Saving it for when it's done and I can binge the whole thing.

I'm on the phone.
Might be a bit.

Benjamin Sanchez
Benjamin Sanchez

*hugs* ^_^

Nathan Thompson
Nathan Thompson

It's p sugoi.

Noah Cook
Noah Cook

That seems sarcastic.

Charles Hernandez
Charles Hernandez

ur sugoi

Matthew Sanchez
Matthew Sanchez

So was your mothers love, but I don't harp your bitch ass when you open your mouth.

Sebastian Hughes
Sebastian Hughes

#realnigga

Isaiah Morales
Isaiah Morales

r-really?

Nathaniel Powell
Nathaniel Powell

That doesn't even make sense.

Mason Howard
Mason Howard

If you had to eat a steak would you put ketchup on it? :3

Logan Bailey
Logan Bailey

R-really.

Wutang.

Adam Watson
Adam Watson

God no. I do love a good steak, and sometimes you should order a steak out of respect to decency.

brbgame

Ian Hill
Ian Hill

You're white.
From Missouri.

It's time to stop.

Zachary Cooper
Zachary Cooper

I'm from Minnisota technically.
Born in the Wiener Memorial Hospital.

Alexander Baker
Alexander Baker

Hah. "Wiener".

Anthony Davis
Anthony Davis

You would have been irrefutably a manchild if you put ketchup on your steak.

Good boy, I'm proud of you *pets*

Lucas Phillips
Lucas Phillips

You think I'm joking, but I'm not.

Michael Taylor
Michael Taylor

New.

Aiden James
Aiden James

But what if you dip your steak in ketchup to add a tang to it every few pieces?

Christopher Gray
Christopher Gray

It's a whopping 16 minutes of me awkwardly driving around saying stuff.

Wyatt Gray
Wyatt Gray

Kyel

Lincoln Mitchell
Lincoln Mitchell

Hanzo mains

Liam Perry
Liam Perry

islamic twitter is some real fucking shit

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