Fresh thread

Fresh thread

Full, hmm it sounds logical, but Empty is something I've going with for a long time.

This thread is my jam.

:O


only of sweater!!! >_<


hmmm :\

...

Hmm. ; - ;

LEWD

Its time to die.

; - ;
*snuggles*


eeep

...

what

lewd face

*Hugs* Maybe one day I'll change from Empty, I dunno when, but one day.

What does that mean ?

...

nope


why are u empty?


nothing bad.

So I got the job

So much for being a NEET

Just a name I picked way back, it was like "What am I feeling right now" and I went with Empty.

I was many different names before that, but this one stuck.


Congratulations Soto!

Nothing I post is ever bad.

were you too mexican for the last job?

Nice.
One less leach in this world.

:c
feel better soon...


i dunno..

it looks ready to receive

WHO HERE LIVES FOR RISK AND DARKNESS?!

no

Oh, I'm okay now, but like I said, the name just stuck so I thought why not stick with it, you know?

Its always pure.

Thank you fam


I moved and I wasn't about to commute an hour going over there and an hour coming back


Waiting on Luka to do the same

lmfao


Ooh ooh me, me

Ha.
As if.

No problemo, Soto! I hope you do well and it's what you expect. . . or you know something like that!

I haven't had a job before because I'm still in education, so I'm not sure what you'd expect.

mine is stuck


i hope so...

This is LEWD

That's getting lewder by the second, your image that is.

Also nothing wrong with yours, mine makes me sound like an angsty teenager who just entered his emo phase. Which now that I think about it, I really regret picking. lol

nope! she's just washing her hands!


lol
lol improve it!

I would, but I wouldn't know where to start.

You ever took a shitload of sedatives and laxatives and play chicken in your sleep?

...

*autistic screeching*

Imagine if someone had a hand fetish.

...

...

I have a human fetish.

where


not me!

wut ur job

sucking dicc

My face right now.


Well you said improve, and I wouldn't know where to start, like it's tempting to stay with Empty, but you know it's like "meh" at the same time.

Yes they exist.


Pierce my ears in a not lewd way

Did you show him yours?

what else can you do?


ok
:)

yes

and then he threw me aside like TRASH


Sounds painful

prolly is!

Umm, I dunno! Could go back to a few old names and see what sticks.

What a PSYCHOPATH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! This is why I do not give anyone anything.

Oh no

you have old names?!


hmm?

I bet you've shown someone something.


pain

Mhm. I do, I do.

mhm... but i think certain parts don't hurt as much.

Someone has a picture of my hand holding a chocolate cupcake, I guess.

I kinda wanna get mine pierced but all the characters I wanna cosplay have virgin ears. 3:

maybe


Please share this lewd image.

show me~ ♥


ur gonna cosplay? ._.

Can't you cover that up with concealer?

It is no longer in my possession. Maybe next time I eat one.

Maybe.
Want to.


Probably.

who do you wanna cosplay though?

i wonder who~
._.

lewd


Take a bite out of it first for that extra kick.

Uhh, well they're all old steam names, and what ever I go by on steam that's what I normally go by everywhere else.

That's my little secret because I can see it never happening.

whose

nah
:P


show me some? ^_^

Is Amptee still a thing, or have they left us forever?

...

Well there was, Echos, Helios, Hero, Villain, Tetsuya, Okuyasu.

...

awhh well alright.
At least I've seen the one

BLESSED IS THE ONE WHO BRINGS MEAT

...

Adorable chirp chirp! ♥

...

They have the same red stuff on their lips

Very adorable chirp chirp! I wish I had more though!

blood!


make moar~

I have all the dragon girls except for the green type one.

Thicc Tiki isn't even that bad for a 4star

They kissed.

I should, I should but too lazy I am.

maybe


:c

No sad face. *hugs*

I'll get around to it soon, maybe probably not. I need to be more decisive.

Isn't that lewd ?

me 2


nope.
it happy comfy relaxed~

So this isn't lewd too?

...

...

Not enough fur porn in this thread.

...

no

O-ok.

:|

...

Your new name is going the be Filled up
With you know what

Lewd... LEWD. Absolutely not, mister.

anorexia gets way easier after 3 days

That's what I'm calling you from now on. Filled up. Full to the brim. There's no escape.

No, stop it!

Balls deep.

Stop it right now!

are you okay?

Right after I knock you up.

flirting in 2017 seems odd

*Stokes your tail*

Hmpf...


Tell me about it.

I still eat but only when my mom makes dinner

...

I wanna fill Tee with Pee

I stayed up all last night watching anime and I really want to die right now.

post-flirting when

Did you sit in your dirty diaper?

I wanna fill Tea with Pee

:c

No I sat in my chair and boxers completely clean

*wags*


how do we stop this

Saving it for later, I see.


APPROPRIATION

...

Did you at least watch a good anime?

Boys aren't for pee

what about vee ?

god dammit

I have no idea, I could keep posting the image that tells everyone to stop being lewd!

w-whoops

brb

yep sure buddy whatever makes you happy


I dunno I watched Sakurasou no Pet na Kanojo because someone recommended it to me ages ago and I never got around to watching it. It hit me in the feels tbh and I wanted to cry but I couldn't

I don't pee on fat NL people sryy

How dare you.
And to think I petted your tail.

Waffle stomping your doody into your chest hair would make me happy.

You shoulda watched Kuzu no Honkai tbh fam
But hey, Kanna is aight too


Dude, I got so shitfaced last night
Woke up with a minor headache and some pretty bad cottonmouth
I got a called and found out I got the job lmao

God bless Osu


What are they for?

b-but why not?

Goodbye

Ew

I'll watch it sometime and let you know how I felt about it.

Sweaty wresslin until one wins and takes control.

I woke up with a fucking 30/10 awful headache too, rip me.


filtered

ok

jfc

It might help!!


..I'll go to jail

But no one listens to me, so it wouldn't help that much.

I listen to you

You need to go to hell.
I am upset.

YOU'RE MY ONAHOLE NOW, faggot!

does soto have a micropenis?

isn't that were we all go tho

Thank you.

I'd rather not be.

It's really good dude

Also, how's it feel being a pedophile now since you wanna fuck the loli dragon?


Sounds gay

I'm in.


Ouch, that must suck since you weren't even drinking
Feeling any better now?

Do you have a runny nose too?
That shit triggers me so much cause I use up a whole goddamn box of tissues and my nose still leaks like a fucking broken faucet


Nah, I'm just a grower not a shower

I am sure by now there are so many gays in hell that I could not afford to live there after its gentrified.

Ah-ha! I could be on about ANY faggot!

Now you asked fo' it~

wat job u haev

It's not pedophilia since she's like a 1000 year old dragon and also totally fiction


I didn't really ask for it I kinda said no in fact.

I'd join in on the sweaty wrestling. I'd win, so there is no fun in it for me. So I'll leave you two too it.

I'm aaaall ears


oh godamnit, I don't want to be a hobo in limbo

It will be our own hell.

Oh... k.

*shrug*

You'll have to wrestle Empty first though.

Nuh uh, you're just a soft babby.

Ido not really undertand always sometimes it get s bit much

...

same

U-umm, well I feel like people should stop being so lewd and mean.

Boy, I'm taller and stronger then you, don't make me come over there and prove it.

I mean I could make you my onahole if you asked for it faggot.

Beer.

LEWD!
I like it

With black jack and hookers


So let's be pure and nice!

new poster has garbage taste in music

Brake Operator

They're starting me off at $14/hr which ain't too bad


FUCKING LOOPHOLES M8


Sounds like someones jealous lol
Don't worry, we won't leave you out on the fun


ez pz

I heard you're a thin trap irl so you're probably ez pz 2


Horrifying isn't it?

So glad I don't have that anymore
Though I have a lil scar where it used to be
Better than a tumor lmao


I'm also uncut masterrace

at least I've got anal

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Neru, you literally collect garbage.

A-okay! But blackjack and hookers doesn't sound that pure.


I'm not jealous, it's not my fault I'm a master at takedowns and wrestling in general. 4 years of MMA baby~ Until I got injured and fucked my back up...

Hard earned, hard fought. I pour one out for the fallen in Sweden.

You probably wouldn't like it because I'm actually a fat loser that doesn't know how to talk to people and has serious emotional issues.


Nah dude it's the truth

I'm thick, I lift mane

Is it because of what you showed me the other day?

Oh, well... preaching to the choir.

What are you getting at there?! I could top you. . .

...

w-well that's for hell.
on earth we're pure


I raise too.
to the fallen

idk what that does but it sounds like you sit there and press buttons and pull levers while getting overpaid

...

Sure you could

its monday

Silly Fish, everyone has an Anus


Oh so you're just like Cup
His spine is also fucked up only he fucked it up doing like 3 barrel rolls when he crashed his car on the freeway


Why do you think mai waifu is Remilia Scarlet
She looks like a kid but is like 500 years old or someshit

I even bought a sweater of her

dropped.


Pretty much lol

I sorta lied about have prior experience and it worked
God Bless America

fuck you

We're all gonna make it brah

I'm not even going to say anything to that other then this sentence.


Oh well that makes sense, I'm all for that then!


We'll see when you visit.


I fucked up my sciatic nerve, which left my back in pain and my right leg tends to go numb more often then it should.

YES

The whole of Sweden, gone. If only they listened.

What did she mean by this?

Damn sounds pretty shitty
So what do you do for fun now?


Shhhh

You're gonna summon Mordin

buffs whenere

rotund

meatballs, ikea, ABBA, Metal bands, homosexuality, SWEDEN.

I'm not she! I'm a guy.


Well most of the time I go out and play yugioh, or I chill with the house mates watching movies getting drunk.

I'd get back into MMA but my back is a liability so light work outs are the best thing for me.

So what is lulu anyways?

Is she like a purple smurf or a fairy or a tailless squirrel?

Some people refuse to be enlightened.

is this what ive been doing wrong? being honest in all my interviews?

Apparently they have a raping epidemic over there
All the white wummins are getting raped by the sandniggers

So fucking lolz

So how about those new rules lmfao

always

With a feminine dongle?


I hear they cant even go Christmas/Easter shopping without being mobbed by saracen rapists!!!

...

COULDN'T AGREE MORE.

technically i did my interviews last year

yush, let's do pure things.


at least we still have finland

You mean all the link summoning shit and what not...

I'm cautiously optimistic about it all, plus they're referencing some old GX cards which I'm happy with, but yeah cautiously optimistic.


No! I'm hardly feminine, what the fudge!

what are we talking abotut again now

...

so i microwaved an egg for 150 seconds and it still deoesnt look cooked. its too hot to microwave more. if i eat it will i die

Hot milk an hour before bed.

Yesh.

Shit taste general

yes


nice

I drank raw eggs and I lived.

Oh, were we talking about Birdman?

A-okay!

I dunno at least it's not politics there's usually 2 or more autists here that fill up the thread with it

Among other things you suck at appreciating.

its on u if i die

go get knocked over and dont get back up again

Are you fucking retarded?


No, not the new synchro fushion bullshit.
That's kinda old

they just released new rules there's like 2 new card zones/slots or someshit


Well, actually be somewhat honest in interviews and lie on your application/resume

What about Norway? And Denmark? Iceland? Greenland?

But what if I don't want too?

Not sure what else there could be.

scrambled eggs can be cooked quite well in the microwave tbh fam

No, I ain't a weak faggot
If you die, cuz you wasn't stronk enough.

im not adipshit just lazy. its not like i microwaved it with shell

Oooh, no they've released new things already after Pendulum, they're called Link monsters, and they have no defense, and they go into your extra deck and you can only summon from your extra deck if you have a link monster summoned.

It's some crazy stuff.

I assumed this was common knowledge. I mean, put enough care into it. Though pan made is always superior.

I'd say but I don't think I am supposed to.

TEA PARTYYY


They're viking scum who raid our beaches did you forget??

the only guy i ever knew who scrambled eggs in the microwave was a stoner, til then i didnt know it actually worked somewhat well

What's something easy to cut movies etc

Wait, we're going to have a tea party now? I'd like that a lot. It would be nice.

...

no tim to listen to no shade

YESIIKA I might bed now anan

...

Yes, I know what you mean.

I was merely asking if they have survived... survived the COUNTER crusade... the cultural jihad

Idont

does it have soemthing to do with terran

It is a long story, but it has nothing to do with us.

Good
I was worried I'd have to give you a hint

Yes!
what's your favo flavo?


Iceland did, greenland kill themselves.
the rest is ded

Fetch me my pepperoni

I like peppermint tea, I always have it when I'm ill with a small splash of honey.

hello

hi

Hello Nezi, how are you today?

Get the domino blokes to get it


ooh good choice, I love morocco mint with honey.
actually I'll get some right now.
but gween tea and earl grey is lovely too.

Oooh, never had morocco mint tea before, but I can imagine it's pretty sweet with a cool after taste.

Also enjoy your tea!

herro

hell oh

Ruined the fun

holy shit my hayfever is fucking insane KILL me

The fact australians and texans get hayfever is confirmation there is no god.

...

how are you, veevee?


idk
need food and water
then I'll feel okay

how are you?


what's up qt?


hello squid

I'm doing well, all that sleep I managed to get sorted me out. I'm just relaxing and talking now. I hope you'll feel okay soon.

;_;

Really terrible I was up at 6 AM last night/this morning staring at the ceiling trying to cry but I couldn't. That's pretty much how most nights go. Hope you're feeling better than me.

...

What a loser.


THAT'S RIGHT PREACH SISTER NO MAN GONNA SHAME YOU, YOU'RE BEAUTIFUL NO MATTER WHAT

...

I want a pet Satania.

my feet, for now at least

you?

how do you roll on here again?

Like dice?

yup

its in the "show post options and limits" linky thing in the qr

Rolled 6 (1d6)

i wanna pet her rapidly in the nether regions

thankies

gonna get water brb


what's wrong?


sounds nice
just waking up slowly

Rolled 2 (1d2)1: sip tea and chill for an hour
2: read norvig

thanks


had a good amount of sleep for a change?

No problem! ^^

Rolled 3 (1d6)nature why tho

how is that protective?

yes

just need to get my sleep schedule fixed...
it's so hard to break habits

even when I'm tired I'm so used to staying up late that I forget to sleep

if that makes sense


do you have any plans today?

Everything sucks and I don't have any friends and I'm going to die alone and miserable.

Rolled 2 (1d2)
gotta break them if you want dont to have shit habits tho

Umm, I don't actually considering that it's 8 for me, it's kind of late for any plans.

But tomorrow I'll be out most of the day I think, well that's the plan anyway, how about yourself?

Rolled 2, 3 = 5 (2d6)7 - sleep
6/8 - witcher
5/9 - homework
4/10 - anime
3/11 - other game
2/12 - idk lel movie

Rolled 1, 5 = 6 (2d6)NO

That's CHEATING, ikt

didnt mean to reroll

ugh i dont wanna plug in my laptop-chan

too bad
get to work

I used to think like that until I learned how to be happy on my own, and realized that I could live a good life without being in a relationship, and that I could wait until one came along.

these things take time and are hard

but you can do it c:

I know :(

...

Aeris' face.

Rolled 1 (1d2)
*pet*
itll be daijobu

gonna play video games and do nothing all day

I don't know how to be happy, hell I don't even know how to be sad, I'm just angry or apathetic all the time. disappointed at my poor decisions and trapped in the cell I made for myself. At some point in my life there were plenty of ways out, now I'm 1000 miles up shit creek without a paddle, or at least that's how I feel. I need to go to psychologist.

why?

...

Every time I think about killing myself, I think about how a pussy with a horrible life like Nezi goes on living every day, and how I'd look like a little bitch if I killed myself before Nezi did.

Nezi actively ruins my life just by doing nothing and playing vidya all day.

Thank you Nezi

...

laptop-chan?

Go stuff your fartbox and advocate pedophilia you morning-star cuck bucket.

?

...

why is it called that

How the actual fuck is Brittany still funny

Hey my earbuds I ordered 3 fucking weeks ago finally came in

i didnt realise sci was in the thread

Lets go fuck sheep qt

TIme for a bath, good bye for now!

fuck off, im not welsh

...

kill yourself

Yan have you lost weight or are you still as fat as ever?

It's a cutie.

don't bully me....

to be fair, given where i was born i am technically also a marshnigger


*pet*

soto no chubby chasing pls go bark up nezi's skirt

Or Cup.
Fat boipussy is plentiful and abound here.

I have a fucking imprint on my head from using headphones and I'm tired of it. They're good earbuds, they sound the same as the as 100 dollar headset I bought awhile ago


There is literally no reason to bully tbh

So that's a yes

How ya been fam lol
Glad to see you're doing well


VeeVee actually has him beat

CUPCAKES FAT BOY PUSS

Nah dude I don't want to get fucked in the ass, if you wanted to fuck me you'd have to get past my jungle of asshole hair.

I AM NOT FAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1111111!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Waiting on tax returns, going to Raliegh for court tomorrow unless I get rescheduled again, saving up to own a glorious PS4 Pro instead of this shitbox bone

Rem NTR doujins

...

IM TRYING TO EAT Y U LIK DISS

HOLY FUCK MOOGS MY SIDES

Oh come on you're a furry faggot that should get you riled up at that prospect

FUR IS DIFFERENT FROM HUMAN PUBIC HAIR YOU FUCKING IDIOT

did u just assume my gender

Nah you know you want that fat smelly sweaty hairy boipuss to sit on your face


I did. Sue me.

Girls can be fags too

GUYS
YOU NEED
TO FUCKING
STOP

we'll be in touch

No girls are dykes.


THERE ARE NO BRAKES


For the lawsuit or the facesitting?

am I a fag?

:(

What's the name of that sweaty cheese stuff that forms in gross people's asses and genetalia and taint
I'll clean that from the wrinkles of his oversized bunghole

Only if they have a penis

why

yes

dont worry im hairless

prolly can just call it cheese.

There's a specific name for it though

Smegma? that's only on your dick though and only if you're uncut. Luckily I have a dick and my parents didn't sacrifice my young penis to the jewish gods, so I can not clean it for a week if you really wanted to eat it.


c u seen fuccboi

Yeah smegma.
Or Duck Butter.

Back and feeling clean.

Sounds like an adventure


^W^

Oh shit so you live close by Revy, huh?
I heard the PS4 Pro does 4k
Sounds lit af

...

I don't know where that fat misgendered shit Revy lives and I don't want to.
I'm like 70 miles away from Raliegh though so like what the fuck.
There's a federal courthouse here too.

Won't be clean for long if you know what I mean

Please no, I just got clean..

Well if you ever want to eat my dick butter just ask.


I am never coming near your spic/asian ass or whatever the fuck you are


C'MERE BOY LEMME SHOW YOU WHAT A REAL MAN CAN DO

I only want the glaze from cup's donut if you catch my drift.

post cock

He lives in NC too

Dude you should be a weeaboo fgt piece of shit and go to Animazement
Why the fuck are you going all the way over there? Thats like an hour and a half long drive


I'm actually Japanese :^)

...

...

Yeh

Well whatever it was worth a shot.


No, the shitposting stops here I will NEVER EVER fuck a furshit.


You still make me feel uncomfortable. You remind me of teacher I had that was overly touchy and creepy.

Gross, another reason to be disgusted by NC lmao

No that sounds gay as fuck like they should have picked a less retarded name if they wanted actual human beings with lives to go.
I already said I have to appear in court.

oh no my hurt feelers

thank

I get the feeling you could use a shower.
Have you heard of this stuff called 'soap'?
It's great, you should try it sometime.

Life Goals


sorry NOT SORRY

I shower ever day I was just shitposting jeez

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...

lmao sure

hey moogs check it out they posted a preview of season 3

nice fresh meme

I want to impregnate the woofer

...

I hope I'm not the woofer

Don't quote me while posting gay furry porn thanks.


HAHAHA SADAD LORSE CRIE MOOR I DOO NOT CAR


I really do. I don't shave any parts of my body except for my face, but that's just because I'm not a fag


Who is the woofer? the picture you just posted is a boy so I assume it's not him

new

not gay though. balls aren't touching.