Pretty princess thread

but i made him a folder

it's not 3 am it's 1:30 am, I was planning on being out later but the roads are all slippery as hell and everyone I picked up was a cunt

BAM

SUCK ON THAT SABS

I took them, and this is all that remains of them.

fold your clothes you fucking animal.

Oh wow good job.

thats still every early
what do u work as a uber

Well just look at all the fucks I give.

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+1

A pleasant mistake.

soto ur entire lineage was a mistake

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Would you prefer the answer or the question?

+2

I'mma sleep til 2pm!

See? Isn't that nice? Stuff on hangers!♥

You'll never find my secret stash.

We don't have uber here, but I drive cabs so technically the same thing. We don't have a lot here except expensive gas and no jobs.

everyone's a pretty princess in this thread.

but mostly me.

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So am I, so that's totally fine lol

yuck

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That's right

lol awww, you're such a sweetheart :3

Im a huge neat freak
It has its ups and downs

There is nothing good to do elevated pushups on in my room and I don't want to leave my room because my parents hate me..

VeeVee confirmed Luka 2.0

Thats a comfy webm.

I dunno who that is so is that a compliment or an attempt at bullying?

This tbh

luka is a degen welfare baby

Oh him. I make my own money, and I could move out if I wanted, but why the fuck would I move out? I don't pay any rent, I don't pay for internet, or electric or groceries or anything. It's a good deal.

Because independence is good.
You're still sponging off people.

git fuk'd haters

I don't care they've treated me like total trash since I dropped out of highschool, if they're too fucking stupid to kick me out I will gladly leech off them and save money in meantime.

+tiddy

Oh I will, I will!

Fag.

The sweetest, bae.

clearing my cookies took off the dark theme on animus and I forgot how to fix it

Fairly foul language for a supposed princess.

Tit for tat isn't exactly a justified mentality.

*honks ur tiddy

Game installed.
Out.

Enjoooy.

Did I say it was justified? No, I'm just fucking using them.

Lewdo

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^@colbear

wat

top right options
theme
tomorrow

ASSIMILATION

oh I was looking for it on the bottom of the page

gross

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what do you use

happens

you're a smart

*smert

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Just plain dark or amber if I'm feeling really gay

thanks?

I feel way too good right now.

I have tons of me and my friends being drunk faggots

I love those guys with all my heart

I'm flirting with you, duh

send me butt pics already

:333333333

DAS IT MANE

This is a neat composition

IT'S OVER

CASH ME OUSSIEE

watch eva 09 and youll see why

shit taste

That's good. Feeling good is good.

I don't want to flirt with you, or vice versa, you're not cute enough for me sorryI'm probably too ugly for you anywaysplus you're just funposting anyways so none of this matters

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i didnt mean that insult, its a smart way to live

whytho

soto stop flirting with the new people

sleepy ian

soto, tell me somethin' else about you

naww, no way! i'm good at hidin' stuff

It is, I have a nice chunk of change under the mattress tbh, can't wait till the CAD crashes and it's all fucking worthless!

the CAD has already crashed lmao

VENEZULA 2.0 SOON STALKER!

Nico is a fucking slut.

Idk, I dun wanna watch shows

Cute Sabs I resisted the urge to throw your real name in there because I know you wouldn't like it

Well I demand more! I like to feel comfy right now.

I haven't felt this good in a long time.

Wew.

How are you doing, Sots?

Challenge accepted!

I want to listen to some music but I've gotten into the habit of listening to same shit over and over again please link my shit

Why do you feel good

we are going to sit together and watch eva in its raw glory one day

and you will go through such a hurricane of emotions and you will come out a new man

idunno, never seen the anime

but wish avvys as her so it must be true :^)

U liek it?

I took a hug bag of shrooms. Everything is just so happy feeling right now.

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The fucking animation in that fucking trash show is so bad it's laughable. What happened to Rooster Teeth? Oh wait never mind they were always money hungry shit kikes

Oh, that's alright I guess, don't go outside though, you might get hurt. Also, drugs are bad.

youtube.com/watch?v=3mfnB9-GYh4

youtube.com/watch?v=0rBCT5ROfNQ

youtube.com/watch?v=ukW6KNupxuM

youtube.com/watch?v=QmHXtMHiUhI

I'm down

This is the first time this year I've touched them, last year I did them regularly.

Why is it all weeb trash

i think most people know my first name by now, like it or not. :-\

i ain't worried. i'm gonna be up to my ears in gummi worms while the world burns.

HOW BOUH DAH

You'll fully feel it in 15 mins

Yeah I'm funposting, that means you can have fun too
Nigga lighten up
Its a Saturday, blow off some steam

I have been living with my 18 yr old sister that I havent seen in like 3 or 4 years and its pretty funny how she has told me I have matured so much since we last seen each other, and same goes for her. Shes doing well in HS, has a part time job at del Taco that she hates and has a bf too.

Its crazy how time flies

Are you getting lealous? I''l flirt with you then

Here's us at our hotel at an Anime con doing our traditional 5 shots in a row and I broke the hookah bowl lmao

WEW
i'm ready

good so far

I want to cream 2d sloots as much as the next guy but nip music is trash

They're still bad

no just pls

Morning.

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Nah. Also, your name fits you

It hasn't fully hit me?

I love Kevin Moore's piano

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I'd love to join you one time and drink you underneath the table. Thank you based Irish genes.

Oh I wont say that they're not, I agree. But sometimes I like the escape they give me.

ok gn everyone

Nee

Technically.

Goodnight, sleep well.

Night?

youtube.com/watch?v=hRK7PVJFbS8

youtube.com/watch?v=hRK7PVJFbS8

youtube.com/watch?v=14K6KtBlusY

youtube.com/watch?v=qMwcsIY1GYE

try these instead you haters

lmao drunk me is so aggressive sometimes

just a kiss bby

An edible will stop hitting you after 45 to 60 minutes
So it should be dunzos by now

PFFFFFFFFFFFTTTTTT

You wish m8

I'd drink you and fuck you under the table

I PROCLAIM MY GET IN THE NAME OF A/sp/IES EVERYWHERE

Alright man I'll lighten up, but I still don't want to flirt with you

I hate this country honestly.

well as long as you're safe

night

It just now started to though

i bet you're a good big brother. :3
i haven't read a book in about a month and i feel kinda bad about it.

does it? that's sweet of you to say.

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I'd like to put this too the test. I bet you I could drink you under the table, and take the table with me on the way out.

Get some taste you pleb.
youtu.be/Yq-jPa2-gdE

🍆🍆🍆🍆🍆

Here

Watch this and enjoy the pretty colors

would be better without the tits, hips aren't wide enough, and has that ugly like black skin dark haired people get when they shave their pubes. 2/10 would not fuck

It does, yeah.

triggered

I turned it off

Makes no sense

Ian fits you too, but then, so does colby.

guess what! i ain't clickin' that

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This is uhh... wew. Pretty colours.

They're both pretty soft names

Now that's cute.

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Maaaybe.

You mad man.

Does she only have 1 arm? That is both really fucking hot and disgusting at the same time.

Yeah, she told me she was gonna spend the night at her bfs working on a project and I was just like WHY THE FUCK YOU LYIN? no but I told her to be careful and text me when she gets there so I know shes got there safely, I also told her to wear protection if she has sex cause she doesnt wanna get knocked up she got all flustered but I was like "lets be real here yeah it might be embarrassing talking about this but its better to safe than sorry"

Go read a book you nerd :3

Can I lay you on the table?

lmao on a scale of 1 to 10 how high are ya m8?

I actually think shrooms high would enjoy it better than a weed high tbh

sabrina is a nicer name than mine though. it sounds more mysterious!

^.^

you did the right thing. :3

First answer, maybe. Second sentence made no sense to me. Gah. I'm just feeling so happy right now.

she has both arms, just no legs.

Sabs the Betrayer! Also that image lol.

I just woke up
What else am I supposed to say?
Even if it is 5am

Im just looking out for my sister
Thats what big brothers do

Man Im so jelly youre on shrooms rn
You lucky lil fellow

It smells like gay sex in my room. Or at least how I imagine gay sex smells. I also don't know why it smells like that.

that's still just as bad honestly.

Something not referring to time, I suppose.

I've had them for so long, never found the perfect time to take them, until now, and holy shit I feel great.

I go 0-10 real quick, 0 tolerance

It does, but I like yours better. It's more unassuming, like you!

Im glad you actually came by and started posting here man
Its always nice to have a new poster and you're a really nice guy.

Well I posted a long time before, and my time was fleeting here due to me not feeling all too well in my head.

But I'm glad I decided to give it a second chance, and so far so good, do you have steam?

"Hello, I just woke up."
Best way not to sound like an autist, clearly.

I save lots of random stuff. :3

that's what good big brothers do, yes.

i wanna be mysterious though!

So how do you feel? Is it a nice kind of high or did it hit you like a truck?

Oh come on man, youre fine

Yeah, though I rarely login sometimes unless I wanna play vidya
Its
thatsotoguy

Feeling the need to introduce ones self to the thread is a bit awkward, in my opinion.

I don't want you to! I like knowing you as well as I do

It hit me like a mid-sized SUV

Ah, well I'm glad you think I'm fine, but mentally my mind is far from fine, why else would I be seeing a therapist?

Also I'll give you a cheeky add, but I rarely play video games myself since I have enough making them, lol

I agree, saying hello to people is such a WEIRD thing to do

You didn't say hello to anyone specifically, just the general thread.

I want to buy a KA-BAR.

Is Canada like Britain where even owning a knife means you're a CRIMINAL?

Oh damn dude, when in doubt just play your favorite kind of music and try to post but when Im super stoned posting is hard af for me to do lol

Same here dude, Im a huge weeb
I dont play vidya I just watch anime

I assume not, but honestly those rules are dumb, and to think the police would enforce them is sheer stupidity, if you actually see how the police handle themselves over here.

I approve. Doing good tonight?

Fuck no I own guns, (albeit limited to 5 round mags) and shit and could blow my brains out right now if I wanted to

I'm the horny loser
You'll find me crashing through my mother's door

i wanna be a drifter, solving mysteries in a different town every tuesday night at 8, moving on, never stopping long enough to get my heart broken.

i'm so sleepy, but i don't wanna lie down. nnnyeh.

I'm cycling through my 2k songs playlist so

You want to be a Winchester?

I design and create games for a living, do you really think I'd want to spend hours playing them, when I get enough of that when I play test? :D

OGH SHIT FAM YOURE BACK

i wanna be the incredible hulk!

Oh damn dude you must make good money lol

The question is, is a knife worth $120?

Bless my poor little chink heart.

Does it print money?

You'd get ugly as you got older, just like Lou Ferrigno

I wish I was making money, but I'm only an apprentice at the hands of so called masters, maybe one day I'll venture off on my own and make money, but for now I'm learning.

Row row, Sabs. Fight the powah of sleep.

Post butt btw

Hey at least youre having fun

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I don't believe so. I suppose I could stab people with it and steal their money and make it back.

'Fun' - Deep down I'm not having fun doing what I do, I only go to see friends I forged there they're the real reason I stick around and learn, so I can spend time with them.

Does it clean the bloodstains out of things as well?

I'm about as cute as a dead horse.
Also underage but I don't think that stopped some people way back when.

Are you planning a Grand Theft Auto type sort of scheme?

I get really paranoid about making purchases more than 50 bucks. I swear I must be more jewish than I know.

Sadly not.

No I just always wanted a big fucking fighting knife just in case anyone tried to fuck with me.

Doubtful it's worth it then.

Hey man, at least you have friends ya know?

Quit being so pessimistic
Also who cares if youre underaged :^)
Send nudes

That's very true, I need to remind myself that more often, sometimes I feel so alone at times, I should remember I have such great people around me.

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i'm gonna do that anyway! and now i can smash stuff, like cars and bears!

i'm gonna do jumping jacks and beat myself with a pillowcase full of ice!

Well I did it.

Get older, sure. Get uglier? Nah.

If you want to smash something, smash this MOTHAFUCKIN LIKE BUTTON

You could get a gun and go to boxing classes or something.

Don't you have enough people to get your nudes from anywho?

i think i'm going to go smash my mattress
zzzzzzz

good night, colby!

Nice one. Also boxing isn't going to beat someone with a knife and classes are more expensive than a knife

But youre cute tho

Yeah man, theres some people out there who dont have anyone

Youre a good guy fam

Nini

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what's up?

classy way to slit your wrists. I approve.

if you bought it for any other reason then you should consider the reason I gave tbh.

Tbh Moogs is twink enough to fuck imo

you can pierce me anytime bb

number 10 disposable scalpels are better for this

A filet knife would be classy. That's for the whole arm.

Hm.
Get a cheaper knife, then.

That pic was awhile ago.
I've been away for awhile.

Sleep tight!

why tho

That's rude. But really I'm just fascinated with knives but I never owned a big scary one

y-you too

For what? Stabbing dangerous assailants?

I already bought it, money's not an issue here, I'm just a greedy kike FEED ME FORESKINS

Yeah, I just need to remind myself that a lot more... sometimes I feel so selfish feeling the way I do, knowing people care for me.

general purposes

so, wanna kiss my tummy?

Is stabbing someone to death/to the point of serious injury a general purpose?

If you're tummy is qt I wouldn't be opposed to such a thing.

yes

I dunno, part of having a knife like that if some dude comes at you with a swiss army knife and he sees that he'll probably run off you know? Because no only is it big and scary, owning a $120 fighting knife sort of implies you know something about knife fighting

Or that you have the money to afford such extravagances.

This is also a good point. But you're just more likely to die from getting stabbed by a 7 inch blade and most people don't carry 7 inch blades, they're illegal to carry most places.

it shouldnt really be a concern to the average person

Any weapon would be a deterrence.

If they have a knife and you have a knife then doubtful they'll risk getting injured. A simple switchblade would probably suffice.

I drive taxis at night there's a lot of shitty people out there, on two occasions I had to beat someone out of the car with a pipe under the seat for hitting me

nvm then

hmm

I don't have any tummy pics, will this do? puu.sh/re5jj/4664cc1abe.jpg

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gonna need that uncensored

Holy heck you're cute please be my gf (bf)

no can do amigo

Wow fuck that guy

but why ;-;

but I don't even know you, or what you look like

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We can get to know each other, I'll go take a pic just for you gimme a sec

Your collection is big enough as is.

neverenough

UUUU

Yes it is.

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and you insulted my look? holy shit

normie/10

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STOP BULLYING ME eh whatever fuck it.

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oh fuck, that was supposed to be a random post. I think it was bad timing now that i read a little bit of what was going on.

ooh

exciting

you look normal enough :u

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This actually hurt my feelings thanks.

You're fat, I'm not

I'll take that as a compliment tbh

I swear pictures do me a disservice, I look way more normal in person

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Worked for me.

see this

kek

I'm just going to flop out onto my bed and enjoy the rest of this whilst I can before traveling.

That's his CHIN

I swear I need to take a video that's is purely the pictures fault, normal neck god dammit tubs, I'm 6'1 and 210 pounds that perfectly healthy what the fuck are you fatty?

Cup Im gonna need nudes to judge to see if youre fat or not

i was 5'11" and 114lbs my freshman year of high school

now I'm like 170 and need to lose the 10lbs I gained :(

Thirsty.

Keep dieting then.

only thing I ate today was a chicken caesar salad and a turkey sandwich

gonna heat up some frozen veggies soon before bed
kinda hungry still

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No point in starving yourself, that will be detrimental to losing weight.

Enjoy, then.

YOU CAN MAKE FUN OF ME FOR A LOT OF SHIT, BEING FAT IS NOT ONE OF THEM,

post the picture with alex jones shirtless

but starving myself was how I became underweight!

how could it go wrong!

no problem

Hah

By losing muscle mass instead of fat.

the other one

Missiles locked and homing in.

dude. your face is chubby as fuck. this is seriously what you're going with to prove you aren't fat?

pro tip, when taking a selfie picture/video of your face, never take it or film from below your head

you don't want the camera looking up at you, even slightly

have the camera at eye level or looking down on you slightly

That is one of them.

Cause you're fat.

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drink water until you feel sick

That made me smile.

my only real muscles are my legs, they're fuckin stronk

and I use them a lot so that won't happen
I used to lift weights and have some decent muscle elsewhere but I decided I look cuter without obvious tone/muscle

meanie :(

Oh my god are you for real? do you want me to put it all the way back so I do have one?

Look I have a chubby face I'm sorry.

I don't fucking know.

I AM NOT FAT

I'm sure your knees are the strongest part of you.

well now you do :3

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*Audible sweating*

Sitting up straight shouldn't prove difficult. Unless the mass from your head has permanently disfigured your spine.

so you're fat and insecure about it. this is good information.

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Sucks you suck at sucking.

Okay fine I'm bit over weight, but I am not fat like that fucking beast "Pretty Princess" Yea dude sure real fucking pretty, nasty ass mother fucker

Jesus Christ let me get a good video for you then

I give the BEST fucking blowjobs, how dare you!

probably

dude no need to get so jelly of my massive girth.

not mean. pro tip.

P-post your tummy...

d-do you guys think I'm fat too

I don't think you have the physical ability to make a good video with the material provided.

Spoken like a true C-.

I don't get whats going on right now, but it seems like people need to chill and enjoy themselves without worrying too much about what they see.

not even a little.

I am drinking lots of water but I don't wanna be sick...

*chins

youll only feel sick. you wont be it

Ass is too fat.

No.

Gottem.

No.

==WARNING DISGUSTING MAN TITTIES

you misspelled abs of steel. :^)

I really don't honestly

Am I fat? ;~;

vee vee dont listen to cup he likes diapers

*she

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FUCK I FUCKED UP REDTEXT

Here's one from the side just for good measure

Yes...good.
This pleases daddy.

thicc

That HRT is really doing wonders.

He's hotter than Fish I'll give him that

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Wow fuck you Darwin

Now I have to dry my keyboard with some paper towel cause I choked on my beer

tbf this

Alright now honestly, I've been fucking trying to lose weight, I used to be a lot worse, I already lost 20 pounds since October, at least I'm fucking trying alright? But honestly, this was kinda fun because I don't remember the last time someone saw me shirtless. Now please stop bullying me.

Yea fuck you too buddy

You don't seem to understand my sexual interests.

Nor do I care fuck off creep.

its okay

You really are new.

I'm curious to these interests.

well maybe next time you want to go around insulting people think about how disgusting you look and perhaps bite your big fat tongue

Post keyboard.

What will your name be after your metamorphosis?

No.

You dug your grave. You are mine.
I will have you.

But I dont wanna be Neru 2.0

Step off, you hob goblin.

Savage.

I really am, and really I'm just shitposting whatever fam

I am no where near as fat as you and also I'm not a disgusting tranny so fuck off.

GREKUS THE GREAT OF THE 76TH DEMON REALM

actually you are significantly fatter than me. like, to an amazing degree.

VeeVee vs Cupcake

BATTLE OF THE CENTURY

*Crinkles in anger*

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You are a fucking liar, and everyone knows it, I know you're mentally ill, but that's no excuse for such false perception of reality.

"Grim looks better shirtless" - Cup

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I'm certainly not skinny, but I'm not fat.

like you.

CONJECTURE

God bless you, you hybrid freak. Carry on.

nigga do not make me go back and find the fucking image I will you disgusting fuck.

capped and saved

well put

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dude. you wanna talk delusion, go ahead and act like that picture makes me look fat while you're sitting here posting pictures of your stomach jutting out over your waist like a fucking glacier ready to break off and cause more panic for environmentalists.

I'm glad you capped it, I think. I'm not sure what's going on anymore.

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Oh fuck it whatever, why do I care what an ugly tranny on the internet thinks anyways.

The entertainment.

ouch. my poor hormone stressed heart.

thought not as stressed as yours.

you know, because you fat.

as fuck.

Fat people are funny

Fun, fun, fun.

You're funny, now get back in my bed and cuddle.

YOU CAN CALL ME FAT, YOU CAN CALL ME UGLY, BUT YOU CAN NOT INSULT MY IMPECCABLE CHOLESTEROL LEVELS YOU FUCK, I COULD OUT RUN YOU ANYWHERE ANYTIME

I wouldn't go that far.

Thanks fam

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you could, but only because my back was fucked up in a car accident and I can't run without intense pain shooting through my body.

bet you feel like a big man now, huh?

If you chop off your tits, I imagine you could.

someone say something nice about wish

The best of funs.

Nigga's so fat environmentalists know that the Earth won't get hot from seeing him.
Nigga's so fat his shadow weights 20 pounds.
Nigga's so fat he hasn't seen his feet in years.
Nigga's so fat that if a vampire bit him they'd get diabetes.
Nigga's so fat his star wars name is Pizza the Hutt
Nigga's so fat even David Blaine couldn't make him disappear
Nigga so fat he blocks the WiFi signal

No problem, now stop stuffing cupcakes into your mouth

That isn't Wish, dumbass.

these are good.

New.

and start stuffing yourself in cupcake's mouth. now

It's not and you know it's not. I just want to feel good.

i am

whodat den

WOKE AF