Let's try this one more time..
Let's try this one more time
Well what do you want from me? I ain't a magician.
At most I'm a low tier alchemist.
I'm a bad mamma jamma
It needs to be more human for that to be sexy.
it's at 75% furry right now, it needs to be at 25% or lower.
I prefer them this way.
I like Pokemon, but not in sexual way.
u furry now?
Who ever said it was sexual?
first ep of konosuba2 recapped good while making it funny
Why does the Vaporean have a vagina and tits then?
those would make some good pinche to the muthaphukkin tacos
I will never go beyond step 2.
I think that explains /v/ though, we ain't in denial of being furries, we're angry that anyone could ever think that we were.
I didn't notice that one did.
I'll take it out of the folder.
innocently go to play an album just downloaded only to find out it's volume adjusted to 200%
You have never stroked to vaporeon?
Don't steal music.
Just some dude that stumbled on this place in his travels through the oceans of the net.
How are you? Who are you?
P.S. Image is what I want to do to you
Stroked it, that is
Even stage 2 furry is too much for me to enjoy.
Stage 1 is fine.
I don't count, though, because I'm disgustingly vanilla.
I simply want to cuddle them.
oh thats okay. im okay. okay
rodeo was brilliant. do you have more at that level of quality!?
I want to cuddle Nicole
And breastfeed from her
Glad you liked it :3
Unfortunately I've not encountered any albums that hit me the same way Rodeo did, man. But you can check out his two previous albums and see if you like them too! But do NOT listen to his latest just don't
i really gotta say lloyd had one of the better voices
I'm even better live baby. What's up like that?
*blushes and runs away*
I've learned to accept my nerdy-ass voice.
Everyone seems to like my voice.
I'm very flattered
but completionism tho...
Here's another gift
oops i slept all day
not getting fucked tonight
aw man. at least I get weed
Well I'm outtie see y'all later
yours is fine
Oops I haven't slept yet.
give me a kiss so I can wake up like normal
tfw watching Seinfeld again years later and realizing how stereotypically jewy the characters are
He converted to Latvian Orthodox, though.
He still has the reptilian gene
is that even a thing
you mean industrious intelligent warmhearted
Lol what? Have u never watched it
i have watched it just dont appreciate antisemitism!
There is literally nothing wrong with being Jewish.
She already went to bed.
You mean besides the part where you should be gassed?
usa israel japan south korea only countries that matter prove me wrong protip you cant
What language are you speaking :^)
I remember Neru was the first person here who I talked about anti-jew things with. I told her about the Lavon Affair and the USS Liberty incident
When u say things like what u did it seems like you're being sarcastic and actually supporting anti-semitism
how goes jojo
We should play Grindea.
english is best language but its origin means nothing to me! and you guys pronounce everything wrong anyway
maybe but im not being sarcastic
you will never meet Subtle irl and pin him down while you kiss him while he frantically tries to get away
why even live?
calling the Seinfeld characters "industrious intelligent warmhearted"
It's okay to just admit u hate jews
either you misunderstand the characters or you misunderstand true jews
usa is trash
Better just end it all right.
You're not dumb enough for me to take that serious :3
Can I play archer?
Idk, I don't even have it, I was just being dumbs.
It looks fun.
JERRY: So you like her?
GEORGE: I think so.
JERRY: You don't know?
GEORGE: I can't tell anymore.
JERRY: Well do you feel anything?
GEORGE: Feel? What's that?
George is a PYSOCHPATCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
At least I still have you
Do I have to buy it for both of us?
theres no reason buttfuck fairy worse version of usa should even exist
thats okay whites are about same quality
maybe jews outside of israel arent true jews but i havent looked into it but thats another way
i am super dumb subby
that's my main character trait
big dum dum
usa is fat and full of pigs
That is something you know I won't ask.
Who knew putting an R&B instrumental with autisticly fast anime lyrics could go so well together
shut the fuck up and salute the flag commie
ALSO HOW DO YOU HAVE ENOUGH TO OFFER TO BUY TWO COPIES OF A GAME BUT NOT TO BUY ME A PIZZA WTF!?
He's obviously asking for nudes in return for the game
Take the hint Rin
Thank god I'm Guatemalan :^)
the flag is fine
majority of the people arent
takes all kinds in usa
WE ARE THE FLAG
I'm saving myself for Test.
stop tarnishing the flag that represents soldiers that fought hard to give pigs and furries like you freedom
got an exam in 7 hours
then again i rly appreciate japanese sense of style but thats just personal taste not objective like everything else ive said
i cum on the flag daily to pay tribute to those brave men
they all look the same
thats not very nice to say
Oh shit is that Mandy?
Wow how rude
We were supposed to get some sushi then go out for drinks and end the night with a french kiss
Yeah, a Watermelon
Cause Im sweet as fuck
Study you nigger
Take it up with my manager.
i have all day
just can't fall asleep
Just fap till you're exhausted and pass out
you fucked that guy yeah?
aaaa i love you
you dont have to respond if you dont want
put it out of its misery and burn it
Alright, I need a new drawing.
I've done all I can to this one.
thats terrorist talk
I'm not in a furry mood ^^'
its the only way to put it down
show me some fishdogs that you fap to
Just follow my moves and sneak around
HE'S A GIRL, LOODZ
No but yeah, that was the Remi trap at AX last year
We didn't fuck either, he just gave me the good ol succ
lol don't tell anyone but while Grim was jacked up on Coke at the Westin pool deck party that nigga wanted to "meet him" so badly but sadly he had taken off earlier that day
Ironically that was Ghosties gf at the time and I didn't even know lmao
They don't have fur.
I don't fap to fishdog.
Soto~ What should I draw?
A furry could be a fuckin' shark with legs and arms man.
There is a wide spectrum.
1578776THIS IS YOUR LAST BETRAYAL
You are useless to me.
A pretty pair of tits
Grim wanted to meet him, or the other way around?
Draw me a cute girl ^^
Sho ga nai
Grim wanted to meet him
He probs wanted the good ol succ too lol
Sticking things up my ass. You?
post fish dog lewds
got bored with setting up a ground base in kerbal. iunno what to do now
how is the butt play
I don't knw if I can draw boobs ;~;
Oh gosh, I mean. ;^; I'll try
I don't have any.
grim getting high on coke at AX and trying to fuck traps
You should destroy it.
And meh, it goes.
tfw grim won't murder you at AX since you can't go this year
i dont get it
is he gay or a potential murderer
post squishy fish dog tease
I don't have any
That is a lie
HUE, how is he while on coke? I kinda imagine him to be someone you can safely leave alone for a while for him to have his own fun and find him later at the same spot
Look in the mirror, draw what you see
Applies for either Soto or my request
And pics of what?
What do you mean squishy?
I have never met a trap irl, I wanted to meet matt :c
My butt isn't attractive.
I wouldn't even know how to do that.
the vapes that look shiny and squoshy
to be fair id imagine coke makes you want to put your dick in any wet hole that's near you
i know molly does
wOW, NOW i NEED TO EDIT THIS WITH A COKE RESIDUE ON NOSE
Plz don't mad and murder me when canada trip.
I don't have them sorted by squishiness so that's a pain.
Like, how I would take that picture.
I wont, pinky promise
with your phone
its okay you dont have to ill just fap to normal 2d loli femdom reverse rape
im not going till 2020 or something
A simple one like this :3
To be fair though if you hung out with me at AX you'd be doing coke and want to fuck traps too
He's kinda the same, a bit more aggressive or how should I put it like talkative or whatever
But then again almost everyone gets more aggressive when they do coke, its just natural
Matthew is posting pics from his trip from glorious nippon and he looks so much more like a girl now
I feel kinda bad for him cause I asked him how it felt being a trap at jap and he said people would give him weird faces, and when he went into an onsen some older men left the bath cause he entered cause he's a trap
I guess the nips dont like ladyboys or the gays
Poor lil matt
Ding ding ding
I #realtalked ene and I was enjoying the music VERY much
thats p much it
you have to remember a coke high is very quick
so by the time I was @ the westin I was coming down lol
do not fap to fishdog.
ye I wanna meet some of the canada people
like menma, wishy, nimf and rin
what is he even doing there?
Holla Forums would you fuck this girl?
even tho its a guy yes
ywn be asian
completely ditched the convo
at this point off yourself
Asians are best race for fugg
how would you know
aren't you a wizard
Hence the term 'cokehead' i guess
you have to remember
I'm not planning on ever doing any coke but good to know I suppose
He does that quite commonly
Playing stuff can't alt-tab ;;
for fug? depends on your opinion
for relationship? no
a lot of asian chicks are insane and not in a good way
subtle is such a cool bf i wish i were gay
tfw no manson girl gf :<
Im pretty jelly
lol youre such a fucking faggot kef
lol you're so fucking gay Subtle
but he's like a few inches shorter than me, so like 5'6 or 5'7?
Good tastes Mandy
Yeah man, you just bully a bit more without noticing
it's way overrated tbh
shit like ketamine meth and heroin will get ya though
there are still a bunch of super traditional family oriented asians, even today
best kinda girl to marry
ARE YOU SURE ABOUT THAT
TULPAS DO NOT COUNT
I know, and it's rood!
How I've never done anything w/ a guy
figure it out
needs more alliteration
I have yet to fug an asian.
asian lesbians that would be with trans girls are rarer than fucking anything ever
how long is it tho
subtle is such a cool bf i wish i were gay
stop this meme
What would I get in return?
i dont see the meme???????
snek gf when thio
hyper traditional family values are fucking gay and irritating
why would i want some controlling ass family breathing down my neck
worst kind of girl to marry
I do that when drinking
Can't imagine with coke
Not gonna do any of all that shit, life too good to take chances ruining it with such stupidity
have you done things with girls?
When genetic modification, snakes are gonna be worst waifus.
Im going to shell out for become vampire grill
such a fool!
Do I count?
My butt's still sore.
But you clearly wanna fuck a guy
What is your name anyways?
He's uncircumcised and has a small pee pee
I honestly think he's taking hrt
If that actually makes it smaller
It's great fam
You have all the self confidence in the world
suck me both ways
what did she do to you
something doxxable so i wont share it for now
Drinking with my brothers n daddy
What is your name anyways?
His name is Lielie.
That much is obvious.
Well? I am not sure I can help then.
oh m ygod soto you're so gay
That was cheesy omg
Well now I feel bad...
Kind of proud of Soto. He has come to terms with his faggotry well.
Proud of you.
would you suck my blood tho? im o-type
well the family wouldnt be controlling you if you were the head of the family, right?
each to their own
how do you even know this
he's let us known hes been bi for at least 2 years now
nah dont be im just being weird
No you fucking nigger, what do you prefer to get called?
If it's cute I'd fuck it
tbh fam this guy is better at looking like a cute girl than you
or maybe Rin
I pray the gay away erryday
I GOT SOME NEWS FOR YOU GRIM
I have seen him naked before :^)
That asian girl he asked if we'd fuck was a guy.
Plus genetic mod isn't a thing yet so I don't have vampire tastes to know what I like.
I think you need to change religion. I don't think its working out.
This is another "traps aren't gay" convo and I cba to reply to that
it's refreshing to see someone not go I'M NOT GAY GUYS
but still want to fuck traps
like, really bro? you're at least 30% homo
Just making sure.
How are your games coming?
girls are gros
idc up to your discretion
what if I told you im aids free and the blood has probably been to my penis at some point
Shrimp and cilantro make an excellent combo
I know right?
Can't run from the gay... Unless you are Tom Cruise.
That second part is something I will try to be willfully ignorant towards, please ky.
Clearly we both need to get Grindea and switch to that instead. :^)
It's an RPG, what's the worst that could happen?
Still might though.
lmao but nah, I've come to terms and accept my faggotry
Besides traps do give great head
I honk'd him if ykwim
Dude why are you in such denial, you clearly like traps
IM TIGHT AS FUCK
I'd assume you already did in 2015
"im tight as fuck" -grim
up to you
stop being so tsun riririn
I'll stick to what I know and watch you guys instead when I visit sometime
So did you end up drawing a cute girl with nice tits?
Swiggity Swooty Grim got dat tight af booty.
It's not tsun if I'm genuinely put off on an hourly basis.
I've known him since 2013 lol
We go way back
tfw friend buys you pizza
how many nudes did this cost you
more nudes, fish
Better be getting some slammin' trap booty
Wow, that is TMI
Tell Elma to buy me one too lol
Jesus. Fucking disgusting.
it wasn't elma
implying it was just nudes
you better drink at the very least
It must suck to be that guy at a Dominoes. I wouldn't let a single pizza out the door.
Elma isn't interested in them. x'D
it's been on quality check for 16 minutes and baking only took 13
think they had to rebake a pizza or something
:(( are those your true feelings
ever put anything up there big boy
elmas got less money than fish cuz they're changing their name and shit
I'd throw a Hawaiian pizza in the garbage too.
They're meeting up
Yeah, we're good friends
Thanks to /jp/ and 2hu
I had to get an enema a couple of times
had 5lb poop babies
I wouldn't get so tilted that's for sure
Pineapple? On Pizza? I'd prefer another Shoah tbh.
I got all of my legal stuff done when I was 18. legaly female, on my social security too, name changed, birth certificate changed, name changed on my school records, everything
PINEAPPLE PIZZA IS GOOD SHUT YOUR GODDAMN MOUTHS
When did you have time to go to counseling for your horrible mental illness?
I'm not into hypersexual underage b& literal children, sorry.
I can buy it, I just need to pay my phone bill first. ^^;
yeah it was rough
hospital toilets are solid though, they demolished that shit
was recovering from an intestinal ulcer that was killing me
system's all good now though
Pineapple bacon sausage masterpizza
I'm not into hypersexual underage b& literal children, sorry.
pineapple on pizza is like ketchup on
I saw a pineapple pizza at 7/11 yesterday, though I went with the tested and proven pepperoni anyway.
I knew you had good taste kissy.
Pineapple on pizza is like cum on tummies.
It's kinda weird, and feels like a waste, but it can be okay sometimes.
You and Neru ruined ketchup for me.
naturally. Gonna outdrink Soto and all
pineapple pizza is dumb
you heard this from a hawaiian
i didnt mean your stance on attraction. I can be more than just supreme sex demon.
Ketchup wasn't good to start with.
It's like bad bbq sauce.
Subtle is still in denial
I'm off to be slaughtered in 6 hours
ya generally girls r cuter than me im p plain
also updated scoots 10/10 comic for that story
I mean, I like pineapple... But preferably not on pizza.
the coke should be on the trap ya doofus
aww I want pizza too
You don't deserve pizza.
This it a world class effort, top meme
i like cum but preferably not on pizza
i work with what i'm given
give me a break damnit you have like a kg of cocaine in that comic jfc
But... How else are ya meant to get yo proteins
i also finished a drawing again finally
With a B R O J O B like a R E A L B R O
Draw me some Aurelion Sol pornography.
It is for a friend.
do NOT do that
Draw me vampire lolis.
i wouldnt have sex with it but its still good
why is fishdog missing a pussy
I'd commission arts from mommy if I felt like I had money for that.
they are NOT for sexual
but how they reproduce anatomy
pls gib commission i am broke and want tendies
also i made a 4k wallpaper version
The only acceptable topping on pizza is Supreme
Poppy is for sexual.
HA HA! GOOD ONE
so about that eso thing...
How long til that?
I could buy it and you pay me back
pizza and vodka yum yum!
They hang out in the daycare and randomly eggs are found.
This is the actual explanation.
5 bucks wont kill ya
she draws acceptable stuff
she looks like this one miku cosplayer I met with but with a huge forehead
What are rate?
I can do it right now, honestly.
I also have to run by the bank sometime and make a deposit, I have more at hand right now than I usually care to.
Just admit youre gay already, jeez
did you tip the driver
not my card, I couldn't
that good of art
Are you fucking me right now?
you understand you can give a cash tip, right.
5 bucks for something like this
lmao nice meme grim
eating 2 pizzas by yourself
No wonder you're fat as shit
i had none
That makes way more sense.
cheap piece of shit lol
my family is the same
they dont understand these poor drivers pay out of pocket for gas
what a disgrace
it depend what you want
message me for rate
i actually did more than 5$ worth there as a gift
i also generally keep what people pay private
look at the bag nigger
but if its your birthday she may draw you something like this
Though tomorrow I really wanted to get srs with my studying. Maybe hold off for a bit, sorry ;;
tipping the drivers
it's like you have morals or something.
Not all of us are poor like you Rin
I only tip at restaurants or some bars
fuck fast food tipping
drivers nowadays get paid like 20 bucks an hour though
oh? I didn't even realize until now
is it a quality thing
they get paid $11 here
I'll be sure to hit you up sometime when I'm looking for arts.
She did me a doodle for free a while back and I hads a happy.
It's perfectly fine.
That's entirely why I didn't yet.
I want to pat that snek on the head and hold her hand and then kiss her and marry her and impregnate her and raise snek babies with her in a cottage out by the sea
Holy fuck, it's like that meme is seeing straight into my soul