JOIN THE VOICE
i dont really have anything to say to any of you right now
can i have a discord invite moog
6 hour drive from Phoenix
Yeah, not worth it.
Wow what shit taste
I thought you wanted me to be your dog though...
Why are you showing your students your penis?
I'd do it
I know a girl who teach swim lessons in Phoenix.
I'm sure what pool its at though.
I could ask her
Ha. I can change people's names.
lol don't tell anyone but I didnt even watch it XD
I saw Subtle and Rin were watching it so I just assumed it was some lesbian moeblob shitfest
What even is it about?
I just looked it up and its about the useless dad with the loli who meet the girl who is fucking retarded and cant cook or something or other way around
I remember watching a few episodes of it and it was kinda cute, honestly the sharkus part was the best part
So clearly it's not as fancy.
6 hour drive in an old S14.
But for now I'll pass.
called the police they'll be there at some point in the next month
Ban lives in Newport Beach
You fucking nigger, I go over there like once a month just to go eat at Sushi Town, off Newport Blvd and E Wilson St by the Circle K
Its fucking top notch there fam
We should go one of these days, my treat ;)
If only they knew who I was on the inside.
I drive on that road daily.
Soto pls, I live way closer to Newport than you do
I don't understand discord
ez way to voice
But Discord is like Skype and Teamspeak.
Only not shit.
Ugh no thanks
But I don't use messenger apps
I know they're watching Demi-chan wa Kataritai but I dunno about Gabriel.
It's about this angel who gets sent to Earth to learn about humans and she gets addicted to a netoge and turns into Umaru. 10/10 comedy.
Yeah, that's the one. Her reactions to trying all the tasty food her dad learns to cook are amazing plus the shark song was 200/10
then make like a tree
What's important is that discord is for fags.
I want to be Megumin.
I'd rather not bark when squash is around
Keeps me relatively sane
tfw you have the deepest voice in the entire discord
Fair enough, I guess.
I'll drive on your road daily bby~
My aunt is always heading over there and we go to Sushi Town to eat and have some fucking drinks
Sushi Town was the first place I actually drank publicly cause they didnt ID me and my aunt order a shit ton of drinks
Man, I was like 19 too, ah good times
Lots of history there too
lolwut I havent seen those
So far Ive only seen Masamune, Seiren, Akiba strip, Gintama, and LWA
Half of them kind of sucked too
Oh man, another Umaru shitfest eh?
Guess I'll watch it tonight then finish up Mizuki's route in Yume Miru Kusuri
Pretty sure I do fam
you didn't hear me earlier
Thought I heard you now
I mean earlier when I used my guy voice
you're so smooth
Jojo 3 completely downloaded
getting weed and eating pussi tomorrow yeeeee
I've been playing them since like 2008
It's pretty much just like reading a book
It's probably all those VNs I play fam
It's pretty much like being a bitch
That's a cute political cartoon
Can confirm, there literally nothing smoother or sexier than harem romance VNs
What does this mean?
It's late and I have a dentist appointment in the morning.
I'm gonna go paint a picture and you need to come waste my fucking time so everything gets fucked up.
call her cute
tfw called to set up a root canal today
gonna cost fucking 2k
welp, looks like I'l getting it pulled
I just ran about in the snow for a good half hour, I can't feel my toes or my nose.
To paint a dog man you must become a dog man.
I understand your pain but its needed for your art.
snow a best
That's pretty cool looking.
lol at least I get laid and cuddle chicks irl
Way to get outdone by a fucking weeb who plays VNs
Work on yourself before you try to talk shit or else you'll just look dumb
VNs helped me learn how to talk to chicks
Not even fucking kidding
It was an idea so fucking autistic it actually worked
I was serious about that date btw
Nini, dont let the bed bugs bite, etc.
I dropped 10 pounds since the last time I weighed in only a week or two back
I'm wasting away here
Who's getting called cute now?
when you approach girls irl are you like one of those harem protags and do options light up in your head
tfw you moan and grim leaves the voice
inb4 he murders someone in a blind rage
you deserve to get grimd
I got all 4 wisdom teeth removed at once when I was 20 cause they were impacted
I could actually feel them break my teeth and pull out the shards but felt no pain
It felt so fuckin weird
I'm not even sure I should call that fucking autistic or rad as shit.
I hang out with a bunch of kinky chicks and we do all kinds of cuddling
If I were interested in getting laid I'd be swimming in dick and pussy
I'm starting to feel my first one come out of the gums, no pain so far, I pray to fuck I don't have to get these fuckers pulled.
I had to get a lung x-ray recently because the Chinese people required it for some reason and my lungs are miraculously clear
i remember that feel
like reverse biting into an apple
I thought so, good job forgetting your link.
She's mildly cute.
Holy shit that's an awful filter.
You never know!
didnt get to hear fishy voice
Are you good ?
just between you and me if you killed swedish fish I wouldnt tell
Why is your lungs being clear of chinese people so miraculous, exactly?
the chat turned into a vidya voice chat
...oh god it's getting worse
you need to redirect this hatred towards people you dont even know
im good now
yeah if i gets active enough ill separate them into vidya and regular
Clear of weed tar. Or at least they don't have enough for the x-ray to pick it up, I guess
Are you excited, Moogs? The 20th draws near
quid pro quo
Are the chinese allergic to the weeds?
I give you curry you give me weed
I think the x-ray was mainly to look for diseases that can spread through breathing, or something. I don't know lol. This whole process is tedious and retarded
Oh man, like back when I was in HS I sorta envisioned it like that but that was just me being autistic and chunni af
Now it just comes normally
I'd leave too if I heard an ogre moan
I just applied the rules on how to respond/talk to certain achetypes and applied the rules to irl archetypes and bam
Yeah of course there was some trial and error, but where else can you practice talking to endless amounts of girls than in HS and besides most of them you dont see after graduation anyways
I find that hard to believe especially with your "I want to be a girl and hate my dick" situation
It was weird
I had like 6 shots of anesthetic and was asking for more cause I could feel the scrapes and cracks but felt no pain and they were like we cant give you any more
I was like FUCK
Well at least it made your shitty, subpar reee halfway decent
why would you want more shots
the needle going into your gums was the worst part of the extraction
you cant get rid of them digging around anyways
What's this directed at
Curry not being worth weed?
Shots aren't even that bad
It just feels like a lil pinch
Probably, the chinese are super afraid of their lung diseases.
Yeah definitely going to have to be both.
there there, it's fine, your avatar is cute
He said bye but he keeps posting.
You couldn't do better.
it's yours~ I'm only half done rn..
how big were the needles for you? it felt like they stuck chopsticks in me
too much woomy
I need to sleep thou by
It wasn't enough.
Hey whats up cooks?
That's a real nice drawing btw
You coloring it too?
Maybe youre just a big scaredy cat
You are 16 so that does explain alot
that was a humorous back and forth the idea of curry for weed
im sure they'd be worth each other in the correct amounts
20 dollar curry doesnt sound that farfetched
boi im 17 and it wasnt a scared feeling it was a really uncomfortable one
i could feel the needle go into parts of my mouth that werent there before
want some candy little boy~?
lol the one on the left was straight up stepping on my dick
I'll stick something into your mouth that wasnt there before ;)
fuk u nigga I can ree
Why are you even stepping on him
Why do the other people there look so not into it?
Lol it's the "okay" hand sign while getting femdom'd meme again
Yeah I actually had to get a whole other weird arm test just for tuberculosis. I can forgive the Chinese government for Tianenmen Square, but they're really pushing it with all this beaurocracy I have to go through with getting documents authenticated and everything
I wish there was better Indian food near me
you were the one being stepped on
Oh, well that's just gay
I wonder who's cuter
You or Wish
You could give her a run for her money tbh
You have bigger breasts too
Guero is a lucky guy
when I was a kid I got walked on in the bathroom of a cajun resturaunt in the womens bathroom because the mens bathroom was full
anything but endless, endless bureaucracy
You're kind of forced to when your country has over a billion people though.
You sound gay.
Why the fuck is soto still here ?
I'm going to practice BDSM with ikt to this song
So who's fucking who these days?
i mean like parts of my mouth that werent there not foreign objects
as in THE NEEDLE TEARING INTO MY GUMS AND CREATING NEW SPACES
u wanna fuck?
You said you wanted.. a German Shepard.. r-Right? Did.. did I do it bad? I can restart.. ;~;
ye, it's not easy..
No, just Australian and autistic.
The latter came with practice to perfect the art of the ree, the former is unfortunately endemic.
Apple Jacks commercial has a Jammacin guy trying to get to the "bowl"
Sneak diss of the ages.
;/ root canal and wisdom teeth feels
That's probably going to become my Steam icon for a while.
i .. i guess
You didn't even sound a little Australian.
lmao who do you think I am?
Yeah, me getting stepped on is quite the spicy meme
People at cons are more than willing to do it too
girls, boys, and even boygirls
I just do it cause what else is more fun than asking strangers to take a picture of them stepping on you?
OH SHIT GNOMESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
I FUCKING MISSED YOU
Was I supposed to go somewhere?
Calm down, youre barely 15 yrs old
You dont know true problems yet
Youre really good at drawing
Cajun is a whole different kind of food, but okay lol. I'm getting hungry; need to go to the 24-hour Denny's soon
Seems pretty unnecessary and pointless when it comes to some things
You said goodnight and goodbye.
i've never eaten indian
YOU SAID YOU WERE GOING TO BED SO I SAID GOODNIGHT AND DONT LET THE BED BUGS BITE
WHY DO YOU LIE TO ME BAN
ITS LIKE YOU HATE ME OR SOMETHING
tandoori chicken is 10/10
Because I said like two words in a leadup to an autistic meme and most of the distinguishing flags of the australian accent weren't present in those words.
For some reason I thought you were levi.
This sounds like a retarded meme, stop trying to find excuses to be femdomed by traps
Why do I have a tab of anime tiddies that I don't remember opening
It's good except the places around here use shitty meat. But I guess that probably makes it more authentic
r-really? >////< I-It's not quite done yet.. ubt.. yeah.. I've never done something like this before but..
o-oh shush.. I only just started with this thing..
Well it looks good, babe.
I mean, it's easy to say that from the perspective of someone who isn't involved in the gubbermint there.
Why are you complaining about free anime tiddy?
my mouth is a vagina and doenst like spicy
because I'm a white person
I may or may not be opposed to that.
I've missed you too Soto, here's an image that makes me think of you. ♥
I don't know whats happening anymore but I am going to bed now.
so you like sucking dick?
Ewww, nah man
I'm the asian-spic looking guy who looks drunk 89% of the time
You've got looks and talent
Youre gonna go places Cooki ^^
THIS IS WHY YOU WORK AT KFC
YOU GOD DAMN WIGGER
Ah yes, the asian lighing his pubes/whole body on fire
So soto like
How have you been man?
So when are we going on that sushi date?
Is that doublelift
Fuck, you're onto me, I was just pretending to be Australian for all the attention that gives me.
How's it going?
<3 g-gosh.. babe..
psh.. yeah right.
TAKE THE COMPLIMENT COOKI
|Rolled 1 (1d2)|
uh actually no? I have cute young boi sluts like yourself suck it for me ??
1 you top
2 I top
To be fair that did describe him.
Also half his face was covered and your face was completely covered. I HAVE figured out who in your photos is generally you.
|Rolled 1 (1d2)|
Why am I apparently supposed to get my degree authenticated by a notary, then the state capitol, and then the Chinese embassy? I'm not sure what the notary or the secretary at the state capitol even did to make sure it was real
It seems like the Chinese government is just trying too hard to give people the idea that you can't just walk into Chyna. I'm just trying to teach their kids English so their country will matter more and they're making it hard
my mouth is a vagina
That's pretty suggestive
I'm white too; I think it's just a matter of how much spicy food you've eaten in your life. You build up a tolerance. This Thai place near me asks how spicy I want things on a scale of 1-10, and I say 10, and it usually doesn't even taste particularly spicy to me. Just like a decent amount of spiciness
lol 80% of the picture I post are me
I avatarfag as myself
Fucking thinking outside the box man
Is the double down still a thing or did they take that off the menu now?
I like spicy food almost exclusively
Does this mean I'm not white?
Classic Soto tbh
I've been doing great, been working full time and going to school now so I've been busy. Got a new car for my bday last summer. How's things with you~?
Looks like him, but all gooks look the same to me
I'm okay with the result of that roll
To be fair it's probably more a matter of "we have too many cunts already get OUT"
Yes, it was pretty obvious.
~< it's close to being done..
Pretty sure they love to be blessed by the Aryan gift of white people language
cmon bard atleast my roast made sense
sadly we havent had that at my resturaunt for a few months
I think it's ran it's toll
Right now the special for kfc is the uhh
its called nashville hot chicken
covered in like some kind of tangy sauce and served with pickles
at taco bell right now, joint resturaunt, we have teh sweete and spicy burrito
Are.. are you sure you like it? I can change it.. I'll even do a different dog if this one wasn't good enough..
roastie get btfo
yes you are probably a dirty mexican
or perhaps an indian
i dont enjoy much spicy stuff tbh :;/
not into peppers or chiles or spices or sauces
You do give off a subby slut vibe. Bart can just sense it
Oh nice man, what kinda car? Full time student and job? Damn that must be stressful
There's been some ups and downs just like with any other person I guess
Hopefully things get better, just family problems tbh
Post a pic of yourself
That was so good but so fucking greasy lmao
what have I ever done or said in the past for this to be true
GET !!1 your own !!!!! that ones MINE!!!!!!!!!
OH IS THAT AN OFFER!?
German Sheps are best dog.
My fursona is a Shep.
ok ok ;~; I just want you to be happy
as long as im receiving
youre the gay one not me
mine is a st bernard
Wan't your fursona a pig of some sort?
as long as im receiving
kef confirmed gay as shit
Oh hey whats up Mordin
A solid pick.
Not sure where you'd get that idea.
I think the appeal is that it subconsciously makes people feel more alive. It's possibly the most popular form of masochism
It's just the vibe
Well, he came out of my Skype anus, but I've never really wanted to lewd him
I never did understand the appeal to masohism
I dont like pain
The joke is that you act like one
Gary Johnson really went craycray toward the end of the election
You're not into cute young tanned brown island bois?
its not gay to have the desire of your dick getting sucked
you dont own me and how do i feel a vibe
Kind of weak bait.
( nezumi )
i cant drive
( moogs )
you have a discord now? :O
"The instant invite is invalid or has expired."
...o-oh ok u_u
Are you insulting my fishing skill?
Erio remember when you drizzled Hersheys chocolate syrup on your chest lmao
Holy fuck good times, autistic times aswell
If a guy sucks your dick you're gay
simple as that
I cant drive
lmao what CAN you do Luka
Fucking useless piece of shit
I'm saying you could at least do better.
I tried getting water SO many times. and every fucking time. get the water, start heading back...DEAD. fucking. rust. all I wanted was some fucking fresh water. like seriously. COME ON. UAHNSKJNDKJASNa
fun day so far.
well arent you gay by that logic
Yeah, it's stressful but I'm motivated. My dads health isn't too great these days so I'm out here tryna be successful and shit. My job really isn't that stressful actually, school is tough for me. I don't have enough free time to be motivated to study.. but I skirt by on my existing knowledge and intelligence just like I did in high school lol.
Get me a gun so I can shoot myself lmao
almost fully finishedddd
You never liked the idea of being spanked while buttfucked, even in your most gay spice phase?
Not that one. Also I'm mostly straight now, except for with really feminine guys
I own ALL
And just by learning ot listen to your instincts, I guess. You already feel vibes subconsciously; you just have to learn to pay attention to them
I do; I don't see a problem with it
le loose usage of the word "autistic" meme
Weak; I can see why you have to resort to getting femdom'd as a "strategy"
Fuck you man you furries are all the same
You could have said I act like a dog.
not into spanking or being spanked
also I am kind of straight now too kind of
why cant you drive?
like how you feel the immense amount of e-dicks going in your mouth?
doin' alright there soto-kun?
Do u remember when spice made you able to feel RP IRL?
What? You're the subby fuccboi here
just because im subby it doesnt mean im a fuccboi
Who are the monster musume posters though?
dont let him bully you it's okay :3
dont be shya
cupcake is me, miia the lamia is fishy. hey gnomey, nice to see you again.
When you were on spice, it made you able to feel RP actions IRL. I beat you up through the internet sometimes
Well you're a boi who wants to get fucc'd, so
I have fucked this guy before
I busted a nut in his mouth then in his butt
I am well aware I am gay
Oh my, well aint that one sexy ride
Thats good though man, keep at it, it will all pay off in the long run
Hope your dad gets better too, it sucks seeing your parents get older and get sick
using the term autistic seriously
lol nice meme
Yeah man, how's vidya treating ya?
Just playing through some VN and shitposting
is that amal?
stop trying to seduce me unless you're doing the sucking
stop using logic to circumvent what you really meant
Want to join George's Discord?
I don't group chat.
it's going alright for the most part. I'm not attached enough to this game yet to care much when I die and when we lose stuff.
sounds like fun. is it a pervy vn?
tfw no cute trap shimakaze to fuck butt with
That is what I mean by fuccboi. A generally subby boi who likes getting fucc'd in the butt
WHEN I DID RP ACTIONS TO YOU
LIKE -HITS YOU IN THE HEAD WITH A FRYING PAN-
YOU COULD FEEL IT IRL; BEING HIGH ON SPICE CAUSED YOU TO BE ABLE TO ACTUALLY FEEL RP SOMEHOW
You could also feel lewd things
What would be the point?
Oh hey Cupcake
I don't know if I know fishy! Good to know who's who, though.
Yeah, worst feel. Grew up thinking my dad was invincible, survived a gunshot wound to the dome and was a pinnacle of fitness and health well into his 50's. Age is catching up to him big time now.
fishy is a loser
i dont like getting fucked in the butt
I only like sticking things in there
I know ur memory of things that happen while you're high on spice is bad; I always had to remind u of the treacherous things u did involving your relationship with [REDACTED]
I'll decline, thank you for the offer though I appreciate the consideration.
yeah yeah, I just like being a total faggot and using a tripcode that matches the folder I'm currently lovin' on. papi is my latest bae. she's perfection.
No, the one whose IRL name starts with an E
i don't have a license
Is it any fun? Ive never played it
Yeah, yume miru kusuri, its old as shit but quite the goodie
Trying to finish a route I never completed
Yeah man, family members around me have been getting sick lately. 2 have died and my sis moved out and took her daughter and my imouto with her so Its literally me and my little brother left with my grandparents here
Its so quite now, kinda depressing but oh well life goes on
Bard knows how to pick them.
stick this dick in ur but
what the FUCK are you talking about
Are you implying she's a subpar choice?
IT'S DONE OMG
is it really receiving if im sticking things up there myself
u didnt get one?
bard wanna erp me
No, just that treachery is a motif in his relationships.
Nothing, Master. :c
I have an ADEQUATE track record
that was the only one it was my fault rip
o-oh gosh I dont know....I'm shy....
over 4+ years ago.
The spice kind of made him forget he was dating someone
How many e-relationships have you had? You cheated on that one at least six times, so doesn't that mean you've cheated an average of like one time per relationship at least?
So, you do like it? <3<3<3
save it and keep it
It has been saved.
I like it.
fun is...I mean I've been having fun but I really haven't been doing much yet. waiting for things to get good but we keep getting raided all the time and having to start over lmao.
and fapping a bunch, right?
its okay ill do it for you
where do you wanna meet
do you just stick to public transportation? no car?
miia is clearly the main waifu of monmusu
never ccheated on anyone else atually
I think that was sort of just the quid pro quo because i was pissed off about it hapening to me
I think I might have had maybe 3 others?
dak mgd wish church
I feel like you made this statement already
i just walk
what the heck does this mean
someone sent it to my meme page
I wasn't saying you cheated on someone else; Bart u don't understand math
So you're saying you punished [SOME CHEAP REBOUND] because MGD cheated on you? She wasn't prepared to take on the sins of the world
that wasnt my intention
I rather liked her its just what happenedd because you were always harassing me
I think there was something about flan a little before that or after or something to but i cant remeber
this accelerated too fast
besides I was joking why would I be interested in a hippie :^)
arent many things far tho
If he doesn't have the official Bard seal of approval I'll steer clear, then!
That can be really confusing for those of us that don't frequent the board you know. I like Miia, but Papi is a close second. Papi easily wins cutest monster musume award.
The inevitable march of time is brutal.
I didn't even know you had a little brother wtf. You're just going down the ladder corrupting your siblings, aren't you?
aw dont be silly gnomes
you should make your own opinion
I missed this post
You were talking abou receiving Bart's cock
it's all in walking distance
<3<3<3 I'm gonna rest my brain and drawing hand.
nothing wrong with hippies
im just not interested
wur dud it say that
yer one of them city folk arentcha
Would you like to join George's Discord?
Oh so its those kind of games where when you die you lose all your shit and have to start again?
Nah, I havent fapped in like 2 weeks
Just havent been up to it
Crazy, huh? lmao
gimme that test boi
yeah, that's why I don't hide who I am to anyone who shows up. I readily tell anyone, and the majority of people know who I am so they would have answered had I not been around.
yes, she is the cutest for sure.
yeah, unless you have a base where you can store the good shit, but because we got a late start other people can raid our base pretty easily and take all that stuff, forcing us to start over every time.
sounds like you're depressed. you should maybe get some help
Translate this for me.
change your sleep shcedule
stay up all night tonight and youll get a good night sleep 2 morrow
It says you're gay.
I DID THAT ALREADY
That's true, but you seem to like most people so it's not a good sign if you call somebody a loser.
Do not lie to me.
You look fantastic this morning~ <3
gnoems you're breaking my heart ;~:
HEY LLOYD THERE IS A NEW THREAD
last time you berated me for not telling you even though I link it with a massive amount of links.
shower in soothing warm shower and stretch out body until tired and drink a glass of milk maybe with tea
then just snuggle up in a dark room devoid of light
and all the buzzing of electronics is unplugged and not humming
leaving you in the dark warm embrace of a soft inviting pillow with blankets covering all of you pleasantly and tight in all the right places
closing eyes, not tightly... but relaxed
letting your imagination run free & wild