*serves the ball*
*serves the ball*
also cute gif <3
at least I think so I feel hungry
He isn't L E W D like you !
Thanks I saved it off /a/ while I was drunk and saving literally every gif.
Also it's not cute she looks like a skeleton
Dial it back pls.
Yeah but you look at pee-pees and like it...
you're damn fucking right I do.
Iwent for quick food sub today
That's way more lewd...
I'd say it's pretty similar in lewdness to the one I have in that subtle cap. especially when you consider how young the girl in that cap looks...
It's not lewd if it's a trap
me 2 !
this isn't about hands anymore
Yuri is pure, and honest, and subtle is a sweet, cute, young, respectable girl!
No, we've progressed to pee-pees and vajayjays.
and I'm gonna suck her sweet, cute, young, respectable cock.
it'll be disgusting.
i can't supervise this
someone hold my hand
God damn it I stop paying attention for thirty seconds and you people start grabbing each other's vaginas.
adorable gif like dat
You guys have gone far too lewd for me, so I'm outtie.
Like which, specifically
pls no puffy vulva
Have some respect for the cuteness index.
You guys have yet to go far too lewd for me, so I'm here.
everyone remain calm. her vision is based on movement. just stay still.
rip in pips
I don't have any of those though
tfw you will never be a slimegirl
slimy zerg abuser
What the heck?
moar others then!
I like my non-gelatinous form though
zerg is almost as broken as terran
Everything is broken when it comes up against you.
I don't have any of those
Also most of my anime girl gifs are just girls dancing
How have I still not watched S3?
Because you're a baka probably.
moar of those 2
that's moar like it.
Kat buffs when neru
I'm about to lock my cats up at night. I can't sleep like this.
sure w/e kat is shit
You're being kept awake by cats
Loud, or pawing at you?
double dagger damage
where did the hp go
Am sleepy, doushio?
when the pussy so bangin' you cant sleep
One sleeps in the cabinet and slams the doors a lot trying to get in them.
anime skirt physics
but das whats happening
tfw sleep schedule finally restored
I envy you.
Mom is coming up to help me with some documents.
I'd be loud too if I slept with you ;3
Sleep, it's what I'm not doing.
Up way too early, first day of school is today.
I'm considering whether it's worth going though since it's just syllabus day.
Just woke up a bit ago.
I have to work on documents here soon.
Sounds dull. I think I'll go to my first class but skip my second.
I'll go to math on Friday instead or something.
got anything lined up for today?
Work. As always.
I have been filling out forms since yesterday and they keep coming in
Such a hellish life we have.
Tales of Berseria comes out in two weeks !?
Why are there so many of those games?
I have a horrid truancy issue.
I rarely go to math class, I sleep most of it if I do.
Because it's a good series that's been out since SNES?
I skipped class and watched video lectures and ate pastries
I want pastries.
Yeah but it seems to get more modern games than most series, even JRPGs series, even ones that have been around since the SNES. And they seem to mostly be main console releases.
skipping stem classes is a road to failure past precalculus and 101 classes
Because Namco Bandai makes way more money than other JRPG series, and Berseria is a prequel to the one that came out two years ago.
Bandai Namco, sorry.
I have done just fine in my calculus and discrete math classes so far without attending anything but tests.
Passing highschool is easy none of that matters
I don't have truancy issues, I just am a truant, and my teachers hate it because I typically have the highest marks despite it.
Bandai DOES know how to new
Still, there's plenty of JRPG series that sell way more. DQ is the literal COD of Japan for example and has only had a few games in the past decade.
I suppose I should play one of the tales games, I have one on steam I think?
And then I brag about my golden grades on image boards online because I'm in desperate need of acknowledgement.
Here have some free validation
I collected at least one of every grade
Did you collect the grade where you get kicked out because you fucked up so hard?
Most collectors forget about that one.
Validation isn't free
It cost you your time and mental well-being
I mean, it'd cost the validator time, but not the validatee
DQ is still just SquEnix, so the funds for that get split between DQ and FF.
Meanwhile Bandai Namco is actually a much larger company and can afford to release these games sometimes annually without a flop being as huge a detriment.
Make sure it isn't Symphonia, it doesn't feel like it was ported well.
Or it just might not have aged well.
But I really enjoyed Zestiria, and I might play through it again before Berseria comes out,
Pulls tampon out of penis kindly
The validated, aye.
It costs their time to read it and feel some type of way about it too. NOTHING IS FREE!!!!!!!!!
I have also gotten at least one of every grade.
Who did this?
Welcome to the danger zone
True enough, I guess.
Based Bamco at the end of the day. They make good vidya AND feed my plastic crack addiction.
Rip, it is Symphonia. I might just put it off then, I've got too many JRPGs to play anyway and I'm not that big on them in the first place.
Shit, the what, 20 joules it takes to scan their eyes across the page and process it in their brain. I FORGOT about that.
How did I get to the danger zone if I never got on the highway?
It's k, you don't have to remember.
That's why they pay me the big bucks
how long will that last though
Well, honestly, Zestiria wasn't ported super well either, not sure if any patches rectified some of the issues, but the controls are a lot more intuitive, and it feels way less slow.
Sympho had a good story, though.
And based loli Presea.
I KNEW IT
I knew the lolis were the only reason you WEEBS played JRPGS
Kind of a bad reason to play ToS, considering based loli doesn't come by until halfway through the game.
Yeah, we all know the lolifags all play disgaea anyway
I've come to the conclusion that blue girls or blue haired girls are the best characters 9/10 times.
Or just watch animu like the fricken weeabs they are.
I have only been kicked out once so I am ok so long as I never mess up again.
Etna is an immortal!!!!!
Fukken weebs, gassing them all when
Whoever that Touhou is
God bless blue girls
does she like pp?
Pink ones are okay too.
I do not know but I imagine so
What is that thing?
This is completely correct.
But it's not just true for grills.
school time brb
Tell me about some good blue boys
I meant, maybe Kamille wasn't the best example. The point is that blue hairs are always best characters, even when it's not about fucking them.
Let's bring it back
Mind you I dunno about every shade of blue. Like dark blue that leans on indigo I don't think so.
Sky blue pretty much always
Regular blue can be hit or miss.
Do you have some other pink ones to back your claim, sistercat
She haunts my dreams.
Lemme see em
Not sure what you were expecting.
Regular blue > Dark Blue > Skye Blue > Aqua Borderline indigo blue
At least for my experience
Purple is SHIT.
I dunno man
All three of my waifus are sky blue so I'm inclined to say sky blue is best
That is precisely what I supplied.
How long has my name been off for?
I dunno man I'm having trouble thinking of a sky blue character as best as any of the ones I've posted.
I hope you didn't lose your fingers reaching into the garbage disposal for your supply
bronze 1 flex
You have a problem with truisms?
The hair was sticking out; I grabbed onto that.
I hear what you're all saying, but.
Chuuni waifu is best waifu regardless of colour.
the more SOA I watch the more it feels like a greek tragedy
clinging onto life
A real waifu goes down the garbage disposal with some dignity
Speaking of blue hair it looks like their actually might be enough images of Kamille to make a folder of him, sweet.
I always assumed there wouldn't be for some reason.
not basing your waifus entirely on hair colour
all the purpleypinkyviolety colours that are not magenta are bestcolours though
magenta is the weird one that nobody should like
My waifu isn't a chuuni.
She also doesn't have blue hair.
I've also never posted her.
Get on my level of sanctity for waifus.
Sayaka has sky blu right?
They are too full of joie de vivre to do that.
Is that your least favorite one?
I was mostly joking anyway.
Hair colour obviously isn't important, but anime is shit and horribly trope laden so certain types of characters tend to have similar hair colours. And intelligent, or at least deep, is applied to blue hair. Ergo if your waifu doesn't have blue hair, I guess she's only PROBABLY shit.
Also who even the waifu
just say genki next time!
I refuse. I am not one of those weeaboos.
There's Japanese characterss in your name
I'm colorblind ;~;
well maybe not really now that I look at it again I think it was just because it reminded me of the awful painting programs with only a few colours and stuffs
itis fine then I think too but
the darker ones are my favourites probably
And you also speak Japanese, to that end
And intelligent, or at least deep
No, you bwaka, that's glasses. Meganekko means one of two things, either smart af or ditzy af.
She's based esper of emo no character from FF6.
That color reminds me of the '80s, but I guess you are too YOUNG for that.
I certainly do NOT.
Speak dirty to me in Japanese
I have used tstuff from the 80s
Glasses are for sluts.
Also you mean the MC of that game?
This is a CHRISTIAN board, thank you very much.
You get your new dose explosions yet?
It was created by an insane tranny from a godforsaken country
Iguess it was from the 90s actually
She's treated like a side character more than anything, it's blatantly about Locke and Edgar, lol.
She's also basically worthless in all of her representations.
I remember when that was new to me.
Which I assume would contain more explosions
She's also basically worthless in all of her representations.
Sounds pretty based to me
It was absolutely unnecessary to remind us of how old you are.
FUCKING KILL ME
I'm a 10 year old boygirl.
I love this
I ended up postponing it to May
thank god the first postponement is automatic
I was expecting her to move her hips like that one anime girl that ui likes to post
Hey man, did you ever get your tooth thing sorted out?
What if it becomes more inconvenient then?
tfw tooth ache
Is he not your friend?
It will not. I have made plans to be with my parents during then. Family member's birthday around that time.
1inch chicken strikes back
The magic box with the moving pictures made me believe that getting out of jury duty is as simple as claiming to be racist; therefore, you cannot be impartial.
I've actually never had it
secretly hoping I get the case of the year
What went sour
I have managed to escape being summoned so far. I suppose it could be fun if it were like that, but chances are it will be some frivolous shit.
I was not being a good friend.
No skin off your bones, I take it
Given the sik bern
We will see.
Also, it seems your predictions were correct about what we discussed earlier. Only time will tell if it becomes cyclic, though.
I would be partial but jews never have to go to court in the first place so
They do, though.
There was one that was bribing police to re-sell gun licenses at an exorbitant cost.
jews never have to go to court
Yeah, it happens.
I am already descrying glimpses of trouble that remind me of what happened with another person.
This is why I love you.
because the world is run by them and everything is in their favor, etc
4m sent me a 26 page pdf on how to recognize jews
freaked me the fuck out
here it is neru, I know you want to see it
p2 has 46 pages
If I disappear tomorrow you'd probably call in sick to find me, right?
From the preview, that pdf looks pretty awful.
If this did not contain proper punctuation and spelling, I would say Neru wrote it.
I'm on another list now.
that's great tell us more about it wow
hey rude Iam not that extreme
What if deep down
We are all the jew
do as the black man says.
what caused your hate for jewish people in the first place?
Forgive me, mistress.
Why are you awake?
Except for the NEETs among us, of course.
I am not good enough with money to be a jew.
LLOYD IS A NEGRO
he is one of the better negros
are there any bad negros in this community even
implying there are good negros
name bad ones
The only good bug is a dead bug.
I think only hermits and losers actually need a guide on recognizing other people
Help I need a guide I can't tell if this is a person?
The Turing Test
Relax there, Philip Sheridan
What are you doing?
there's no such thing as other people. it's an illusion created by my mind. in reality I am the only person on this planet and my mind went so crazy from isolation I invented a psychosis that other people are on the planet and there's civilization.
A test if you're GAY like that FAGGOT Turing?
Ihave been awake since I woke up
I remember streaming that.
Such a good movie.
Why not Britain or turkey for their colonization
What's this anime
Israel did nothing wrong.
Now I want to play Terran.
falling asleep cause I'm bored
ever not playing the humans in anything ever
usa and uk are awful
and controlled by jews
Pretty early in the day, gunna nap?
How'd the job apps come out?
i just looked for a bunch of open interviews but they were all shit
What did you do
why so anti-semitic? you are being ironic right
That sucks, what kind of job are you looking for?
one that pays good
There's someone named Hassan in my badminton class.
I am going to intentionally lose to him so that he does not bomb us.
Oh wait I just found a blue character that's shit
He'll be so happy he bombs you first.
Tell me so I may eliminate all trace of them
A good thing to look for, I hope you get something soon.
Good thing I like to skip class so often.
fuck off nigger
plskill it hurts
He sings like you talk.
dont talk shit bout waifuveelutions
That doesn't have any blue hair though
It's only blue hair that counts.
Fur counts as well
But that thing is some kind of fish dolphin dog abomination
We might have to add scales into ruling
I forgot what this was
It was a fucking mistake
I had repressed these memories Idid not want them back
What the fuck is this
Pity. I'm gonna do it anyway
delet blue scales
Japan might be weird but Scandinavia is just fucked up.
You all have issues.
What issues do I have?
They are moe issues.
You're posting here, aren't you?
you're my issue
Swiggity swooty she got tha booty
TOMORROW KONOSUBA AAAAAAH
Anime is for nerds.
ywn feel vamp-chan's fangs against your dick as she clumsily tries give you fellatio
ywn be a vamp-chan clumsily trying to perform fellatio
But explosion time is soon, not now
ywn tell her to stop giving shitty blowjobs
ywn have a lamia gf
ywn be a lamia
there are no high quality doujinshi of miia
not being a lamia with a lamia gf
step up senpai
Everyone starts somewhere!
I can try!
She can go practice on a dildo or something
not wanting to feel your cute little vamp-chans cute little fangs on your dick
You must have issues.
that is infact precisely why I do not want her practicing her shitty blowjobs on me
it's a vamp clumsily giving fellatio, at first.
That is why the vamps use their FEET
daily reminder when you fuck a lamia you will be fucking the same hole they shit out of
I just got suddenly really excited, send help.
Well, as long as you're aware you have issues.
I may have to look into that.
Only S L U T S use their feet!
it will make your girlpenis explode.
Thankfully I do not have feet.
I don't like it when my girlpenis explodes, it's really gross and messy.
Oh right, you're a F I S H D O G.
no, they have a front hole and a back hole
Fishdog is awful.
Why do you hate me?
but their bottom half is that of a snake.
No, Fish, the to snake doesn't happen after the butt.
It happens at the waist.
they have a butthole dumb dumb
It's okay I get it.
Fishdog is just not your type.
no man's sky was updated again so I can't download mods for the verson I have and the update isn't on tpb
Doho. Point to the fishdog.
Can't tell if my philosophy teacher is going to be a leftist shill, or just has a sense of humor.
the signs are not looking good from this, that's for sure.
i dreamt i kissed cupcake!.............on the lips!
wait nevermind, it was just that one mod not working
If you fail, it will be because the teacher is a leftist shill and not because you are being a truant.
huh, how coincidental. I dreamed I shot you...............in the face!
Also, I dunno where this misconception came, butt here's only one Lamia.
That's her proper name, and she's a child eating monster in greek myth, and probably did not have a serpentine body.
What people call Lamia now are actually more likely to be derived from greek Drakaina.
i actually did.. i didnt mean to fall asleep but i did and that was i my dream. it felt weird but good and im p sure it wasnt gay(?)
Rin's such a slut
Soccer is the superior ball game
Cupcake is a boygirl.
I will never have to see him so it is okay so long as he does not fill his podcasts with indoctrinating lefty rhetoric.
IT'S THE ONLINE VERSION
My truancy will be represented in my attempts to pass without listening to the podcast lectures.
Judging you even harder.
it's so confusing
im def not gay but is this gay
stay strong. right is right.
im def not gay
You are awful.
It's all online so it should not matter one way or the other. I already took the course in highschool and the syllabus seems to be similar so I'll be fine.
do u think i could beat cupcake if i fought him for sub position in our future gay relationship?
Let's do something!
whoaoao why not tho? i think i could
how tall is cupcake?
This my last game though hopefully
Please stop, it's not funny anymore, and is just getting depressing.
If we win I'm G1
Don't say that
i was being completely serious
You aren't sure, though?
Ok it will be the last I promise
you can't just drag me into this so mercilessly and then leave after 3 games
We're gonna lose this one really badly and neither will want to play again
Also nice masteries
Yeah, that's why it's getting depressing.
We keep playing until we lose then. twice.
[no one sure where to post]
im sorry i didnt mean to do that
there's only one new thread
yea i know
i think maybe nobody wants to be first to post in ur thread