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To calm my nerves
How many lie-ins d'you have left before it's back to early rises?
Like, 200
No
Repost
You got to pick the best names. Not generic stuff
Burd girls are objectively better
Yes, you could dream of puff-puff, not much can beat that
Top or mid, idm
it is too late test
you are one of them now
No, I want you on your toes for the big game.
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I'm immune.
Better safe than sorry.
I roleplayed Riven main last night
Mochi, either gender
I know you're hiding a tail
That's cute. Wouldn't it be weird choosing foreign names, though?
wouldn't that hurt??
never tried it.
Don't do it.
He's going to snap and strangle you after the fact.
Hes not gonna be able to get it out.
Just gotta marry a foreign dude :^)
Or adopt a foreign baby.
Oh.. you lucky, that's ages
How about the results of your exams?
What game are we playing?
You were super toxic?
Or you actually spammed Riven?
You make it sound so easy.
desu would cut the end of the bottle to expose the glans and suck that motherfucker until it blows up then shrinks.
Did he quit 5eva or something?
U-uhmm.. I can't tell you that either. you must understand
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It's gonna hurt ain't it
I don't remember a lot of it but I think I was a little rude, I went like 0/8 sup and rq'd.
I don't think Darwin will be inviting me anymore.
Playing Riven is Gay
It doesn't have to of you just go with it ^^
What if I want you to get the puff-puff?
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I passed everything easily~
Just cause I can make a plan doesn't mean it's an easy one.
This sounds like rape actually
Gay rape
Excuse me?
It's all for a cool kid name
You should apologize, he's really sensitive
Please have mercy
Only if you don't use slimes or sheep..
Good puns don't exist.
He'll live.
Well... if it's you...
MA BOI
Lol had to put in one more before the end didn't they
Indeed.
It sounds like you two are gonna sneak off in private and ERP some debaucherous rape scene.
I'm runnin' outta catgirls on this laptop
Hundreds of mornings without an alarm are your reward
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Singed jungle the dream
Its true.
Or I could just work
they had no jung
No quater for the weak.
Sneaky sneaky
What did that have to do with rivern
not sure.
is all I can gather.
That was a mislink.
I was talking about you and subtle.
Did you get autofilled?
You can probably even do the French accent
Source on.. that pic?
Shakespeare's "cobbler" lines from Julius Caesar was great.
My french accent is quite, uh...
How you say, "bad."
Me in irl life.
Oh I thought that would've been your early rises
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Who are you again?
Well I have a job lined up for September.
wowowow subtle what a pervert
I'm not gonna read this.
I don't remember, probably.
Anonymous
Right.
I think you'll find, I'm not weak..
I won't put you through the trauma of having me listen to it
Honestly believable
It's all just a pun about cobblers being "mender of soles/souls", ie fixing shoes and making people laugh.
Hey good for you ^^
Between now and then I guess you plan to fill some of the time with part-time stuff?
It could've gotten worse but now that you're here, I know someone's judging me
Are you going to take your ERP session with subtle into private now?
I would rather do the homework i'm supposed to be doing.
If you didn't read that post in a horrible french accent, you read it wrong.
Were you sober?
The picture was a little too distracting
Way to make it lewd.
i like refused
is that nekopara
Winter classes suck.
They're just online cram courses.
My scouter isn't taking me anything about your powerlevel
No.
Yes
You posted it for that reason..
That's football
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[circlejerks!]
idk how I knew I blame echo
well at least I have until the 4th before I have to take the test over it
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I only know because a friend told me..
It's 'cause you don't have any internet
Only reason you'd go 0-8
You should, he has the game
They should only be core classes that aren't major specific so it's easy enough, like Speech and English.
simply emblematic
Why must you hurt me?
Hey now I haven't even played it yet.
That is correct.
I think Riven sup actually works normally somewhat kinda sorta.
was subtle always this much of a ho!
no, you ruined him.
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how he doesnt even like me
I posted it on the P U R E and C H A S T E subject of Puff-puff.
No lewd here, only 'Y U R I.
Mine is about poisons
shove it bro imo
are you na
This folder is great man
COPAKA TIME
all of you that is.
dont blame me mofo!
ya np
Wait. Is it classes at a college/university or some type of certificate training?
Just teasing, you can take it
I feel bad for whatever adc you were laning with
Totally
100%
Pure
ur taste in grils is broing
To be fair few do
damn...
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Hah. I don't testing you. You could do better
i was the first one to ask about ur printing job or something how could u turn on me jerk
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Of course.
As all yuri is.
You always did have the best ones.
No idea, could have been Darwin
I actually had no recollection of that game whatsoever until Neru reminded me, I thought I was feeding with ekko in the previous one and then quit. I got a bit ill so that helped too, I wasn't rekt out of my mind or anything.
I'm redoing a certificate I already had.
whats it
First aid shit?
u sorry excuse for an e-lesbian!
But that goes directly against what Sci just said.
beep beep boop boop
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Don't put yourself down like that
You must not have seen the same things I've seen..
Drunk enough that you barely remember playing
But you can still bm
thats low...
word to ya motha
yes hello to you too vy
a cute grill
wassup
No they don't teach you about this stuff in first aid.
Part of it was child birth
grim is a closet tranny fucker, spread the word
are u e dating that vylee dude
Has anyone ever cared about what Sci says
I wasn't even drunk I was slightly tipsy from rum teas which shouldn't even have affected me as much as they did, cus I was sick n' stuffs.
But yeah what can I say, I learned from the best.
Then what the hell is the certificate for?
When you said poisons, I was assuming venom and like wilderness first aid.
Well, no.
But the only person I'm in love with is a boy.
nah vy's with luka
interesting
Mostly just making fun of someone who isn't even here.
I don't think anyone has.
See, there you go.
oh shit thats cool i cant step on love it's too beautiful
whoa
Its a lot of stuff
its like 4 tests
I did 3 already and each part is about something else
the last one is poisons
what makes it low
no upsets at vy
only happies
quit riding my e fame brother!
I don't see, I'm blind :^)
You still didn't answer what the certificate is outright for.
neutrals for now
how was your day
good lord!
My job ?
I was testing you!! My phone messed that up
Are Vylee✿ and Luka actually E-dating ?
When will poisons ever come up for lifeguards?
Box jellyfish?
I learned from.. dom
In which case I know if it'd even qualify as yuri
Hopefully it ends in murder suicide
we did go over jellyfish and stingray stuff yeah.
A LOT of this stuff I will never use
pretty much
its just not official yet
Oh no.
Explains a lot.
I'm e-dating myself
Wow, don't be a bully!
Go to bed so I can too.
go away u fag!
e-fuck yourself
I kind of just want to use someone getting a jellyfish sting to pee on them tbh.
Unless someone swings in and steals one of them !
Wink wink
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how did u do it vylee
what do u know about meteorology
It hurts that you renamed those btw way
how does that work
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are you gonna hate for a whole year
new year resolution: forgive vy
wish is the biggest bore of the threads whata snoozer!
you mean masturbate?
I don't think that will go over well.
You message them in private and open up your heart like you never have before.
Why
You'd rather I post something with your name on it all the time?
It's not you he's mad at; it's himself.
i like that you included the flower
I said I was neutral
why do you think I hate you
yeah you're a cunt sometimes but im not gonna be mad at you forever
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I'm sure someone will be gullible enough for it.
I've been stung by jellyfish but we were right across from a "sell everything you could need at the beach" place that had anti-itch gel.
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sorry...
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Well it used to be.
grim links me and then vylee cuts in and talks to him more than i do
what a cruel world!
hpoe u had a ncie xmas
did luka find breakfast?
Oh, I didn't realize I got a name change :^)
はい
Be true to yourself
One time my sister got stung and I put bee sting medicine on it.
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ok boss
lol !
same2u
btw goodnight
Make the new anime season start already, I'm bored.
Those places are the best since it's just a bunch of kitsch shit. South Padre had a ton of those types of stores.
nini
❤
Have you already watched literally all the anime
Nini, Subtoe.
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mhm, she said she had breakfast two threads ago
Is that a dog with an underbite or what?
I have 96 things under PTW.
It's a draggo.
That's what this folder is.
Ok
Tell me how it goes.
Galveston is pretty much the only beach I've been to in texas.
Lucy please
So watch those.
I started steins gate and haven't even managed to finish a single episode in 4 days.
With it colored, I can see those are horns, not ears.
I spent a lot of time in Galveston.
Its beaches are dirty and terrible because of the shipping lanes.
Only 27 of them have finished airing.
Use those pretty eyes.
hey vy
what?
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You're not wrong but I had a lot of friends in Galveston.
I managed to get it to 700M/s average
i forgot the flower
✿
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Is that not enough?
nothin
Only 6 of those are actual series.
Only 0 of those are things other than second seasons of shows that I didn't particularly care for.
!!!
you made it!
Blue eyes are best eyes.
I always hated driving into Galveston since it was just one highway that was a pain during rush hour.
Nani?
Ok, cya!
Made what?
I didn't have a car so I never had to deal with that.
Today's yuri releases.
mega.nz
I have brown eyes.
Gomen.
Ah grosss
sasuga
What are the chances of second seasons turning things around?
Don't come back
the 8 digit trip
Houston in general was terrible to actually get around. I always end up intentionally driving into the rural outskirts late at night to get away.
Brown eye as a euphemism for asshole.
I can't win with you.
Literally 0.
Pretty much. No matter how terrible, I will still make a shitty joke about everything.
Make your own anime.
My life is a joke.
Don't you live in fucking dallas or something ?
Why are you driving around so much ?
I literally made the same joke to someone else like half an hour ago but about their life.
You can be the main character.
Most of my life has been in Dallas.
A few years were in Houston.
I used to drive metric shitloads just to clear my head and always ended up visiting people around SA/Austin.
I don't think thats normal.
Can I get some cool super powers and a harem
There's something eerily relaxing about late night drives through desolate urban, suburban, and rural roads.
Sure, but it's going to be BL though.
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Try to contain your excitement.
Did you sing along to the radio?
Nah. When I go for drives like that, I just put on down tempo/ambient electronic music. There's no lyrics.
Well I still have superpowers so I can still just transform them or warp away into alternate universe.
any new years plans?
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Except I'm writing the story.
This isn't ending well for me in any is it.
i always plan to drink irresponsibly
but i never do it
lmao what stops you
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the taste
so buy liquor
tequila is sweet
liquer*
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well vy cant stand the taste
so a nicely mixed vodka with some juice or just straight liquer should be good enough
Liqueur is an aperitif/digestif at 15-30% alcohol.
Liquor is spirits 40% alcohol or above.
yes, this is why I changed my spelling
Tequila is a liquor, not liqueur.
neat
Yup. It's also very sharp due to the alcohol content.
So I just changed the drink recco. entirely.
They would probably get drunk off of one shot.
Tequila is the same alcohol content as vodka; you get as drunk at the same rate.
Really?
I thought tequila came in different alc volumes
why do you say that
if someone else buys it i'll try it
my stepfather gave me a sip of a strong drink when i was 3 so i'd grow up to hate alcohol
maybe it worked
tequila.net
That's an ultra anejo, the best type of tequila.
It's still 40%, same as vodka.
Because they probably don't have a tolerance.
Most of the time when I give people a shot and they've never really drank before it gets pretty funny.
i hope so
I dont really like getting other people drunk so I wouldnt know
I see
Don't be a pussy
buy some vodka or some bacardi and mix it
best way imo
I've learned not to drink an entire fifth by myself again
hit the bathroom floor so hard night of fire started playing in the background
i want more margaritas
I'm getting really mad at youtube for spoiling animes for me.
fucking manga on youtube
I cannot say anything.
its fine
I quit drinking so I dont have to worry about that anymore
ayylmao
whiskey was my favorite
Hello.
grim era un borracho
I'll be buying some champagne in the morning.
hola nezi
I already have some non alc fizzy stuff ready
Maybe once or twice a month I would get absolutely shitfaced
like
you should have heard the things I said on tc
Thats super boring.
Yeah if you don't know how to be merry without intoxicants
How are you tonight?
I can do both but one is better.
I agree
i don't wanna make fun of drunk you
you got better and that's pretty admirable
my new years resolution is to break my new years resolution
I saw and heard grim did unspeakable things
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How can you break the unbreakable ?
I heard grim had sex with a tranny
I never heard that one..
Row row fight the power
do NOT reply to me
you hate me
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The tranny was me and I was the top.
I heard Grim named himself Gromp
row row
do you think anything is possible?
I heard grim sucked me off
why does this commodore 64 game actually have good music
everything's going purrfectly
nueva
ALMOST
lucyyy
may i use the cute trip
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