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but then it'd be aboot
Why is it when cute posters decide to not be cute anymore they have to overcompensate by being jaded?
Scoot, I know sea food is near and dear to your scooty heart. Please do yourself a kindness and grill some scallops outdoors when the weather warms up. ♥
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I was going to make up a smartass response, but no, this is pretty apt.
Does the outdoors make a difference to the cooking process?
Not to brag, but it was lobster on xmas.
Damn i love it.
What did you have with Scallopies?
It's oddly common around here.
eh?
D-.
Don't say that.
For example?
Hm...maybe? My whole life, I've only had them grilled outdoors over mesquite, but a lot of fancy restaurants just sautee them in butter or bake them with other things.
Mom and I would sometimes wrap them in bacon, then put them in a tortilla with pico and avocado for scallop tacos. :3
Also, jelly you had lobster. It's been ages since I had it last. How'd ya make it?
That Adachi guy.
Kept saying how he wasn't going to be a cute poster anymore and generally just walled about shit.
No wait. Adachi is cool.
Apachi.
alright alright.
buddy
Not entirely sure how it was done, I wasn't present at its cooking. But it was divine. It was the highlight of the lunch. That and the copious bottles of wine heh.
And the butter thang is what I had heard of it mostly done as. I can pick up some scallies at the local market and give them a go.
Scallop Tacos?? that sounds pretty damn good.
Inventive.
No one cares for apachi
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The only good seafood is octopie
🐙 pie
He seems overly aggressive to try and prove he doesn't care what we think or something.
I want to give you a cream pie.
Slap it on my face in front of everybody
Make sure to record it
okaaay okaay
I'll stop eh
Lay mow
I scream when I cream.
You scream I scream
We all scream for --cum--
Scream your meme dream as I cream
Why didn't it work
Cum
C u m
scream queen
Carrie Fisher RIP :(
==ICE CREAM==
Scream for me on Steam
Oh man that last scene of Rogue One is suddenly in very bad taste
You, like the kids, are lucky I love you enough to endure this abuse.
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Did I scare away sabs
Pretend this picture of Paprika is a picture of Yayaka blushing.
...
Also imagine the post didn't say anything, at the same time.
ohayou
How is it in bad taste?
I'm straight.
She just died and they're milking her likeness for cash
A 42 inch tv does not really make a good monitor
but it does make one heck of a good display for everything that is not keyboard+mouse.
It's not like they knew she was just going to die like that.
You'll do plenty of that alright
roflmao
Hallo Tokai how was your kerst stuff
Also merry very late christmas peoples
wait where everyone
Be gentle with me...
hellooooooooo?
THIS TBQH
fun fun, just been with family.
for the first time I can actually talk with my older cousins.
sure sure, but the start needs to set the mood.
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Yes sir, sorry for doubting you...
I had already stopped thinking about the song, but your fucking message reminded me.
...
when you get naked and change into your pjs and you pick up your used clothes and they're still warm
NOTHING I CAN SEE BUT YOU WHEN YOU DANCE DANCE DAAANCE
I'm going to see Sing soon
hey
Nezi
Learn social cues
Stop being an attentionwhore
Luke, Loco
Put a name on
Loco
Learn how to love with people
Don't be morally bankrupt
Tokai
Merry xmas
Post more
Ikt
Post about things other than technology and anime
Stop being a spazz
Darwin
Do not prey on the recent underaged posters
They need help
there it is
pretend its a girls clothes and use it to jerk off
I like being evil
how art thou
I SAID HELLO AND NOBODY REPLIED
dont let mean ol grim get to you
hes just projecting
I think Neru sent me this before.
That one has no trolls, though.
Because you post shit like
I'm hungry
Or
I'm tired
Nobody cares
Join a discord
Get some people to care
They will reply to you in thread
When people see replies to your posts they will also reply
But it has cute little animal people.
I want to hug the porcupine
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when you're still warm without pants
You have my forgiveness
thnku
u2
sure thing
when you steal tokais clothes and sniff them
Oh boy me next!!!!!!
REV UP YOUR ENGINES
OH SHIT I WANT A ROAST
i want to write larry david an apology email and i don't even know where to write it lol
That is just asking for trouble.
Is grim having another "episode"?
Not sure if good or bad.
It's not a roast
It's a nudge in the right direction
Nudge me with your penis.
Also want to play a quick game of LoL?
fuckdogger
I have a feeling the movie will make me cry. ;~;
The only nudge those all need is infront of a tram.
I need to shower and shave
Maybe later
prolly smells like pizza now
What a nice gift.
how do I repay
bish
Alright. I'll just ARAM as I have work in an hour.
Be a MAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
that's neat desu
nani desuka
the fuck is your problem
I don't know.
I'm still figuring out what to get you [late] for Christmas.
I have the brain of a little girl
grim should focus his effort on human girls
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Me too. Want to be lesbians together?
i just had pizza too
I wish I had more
Maybe I can eat your clothes?
Later than carrie fisher
That is fine. We can bring her back with CGI in Episode IX.
left out again :c
Anything can be a taco if you believe!
Also, Merry Lobster, Scooter.
Mmm. Fried calamari.
grim only likes human girls now
back of the line
they just announces a leia spin off
Now she is dead, they dont have to pay her.
this is totally legit considering carrie fisher is in the hospital
oh my
yes!!!!
Wasnt she CGI in Rogue One anyway?
I'm not desu
un bisou
nnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnno
she partied super hard whole life
sorta a long time coming tbh
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grim isn't that fat
I want to make a seafood platter.
Is octopus calamari too? I thought it was just squid.
Fun fact octopods don't have any bones. Squids do have a little thingy in their head.
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wtf
fun fact locos have no soul
i'm a FUCKING SHAM
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penis
penii
Apparently that's slang for...
something... here...
fun fact locos dropped out of college
...
you know what i mean
tf is ur problem anyhow
wh-what's so weird about dropping out of college and becoming a hermit in the mountains . _.
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I used to want to drop out of school and live in a tree after reading Hatchet
shhh he thinks we think he is not a retard
I will ask my mom if she will let me have a sleepover. We can watch Norm of the North together.
Yes, and it looked awful.
More like scrooge in Spain, amirite?
Leia was the real hero. She saw her planet go a'splode, but she never strayed to the dark side or whined about it. She may have been the only Skywalker who wasn't a crybaby.
She also came closest to killing the Blues Brothers.
Never! It's etched into the internet forever.
Heck the fuck yeah. Let's cast some nets and see what we get.
Oh wait. It is squid. Derp. Whatever it is, it's delicious. I've never had octo pie.
How sad it is that I remember watching the night Bill Clinton played sax on Arsenio? I was barely old enough to form memories, but still. We watched his inauguration in my kindergarten class.
idk his belly is soft
You didn't follow your dreams. now look at you.
Can you not
He has alkways loved to lie and cheat.
We can rent a boat... Buy a boat... It could be like deadliest catch... tastiest dash
...
...
looolll
Grim is fat because of his HIGH SALT diet
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Me either. I bet it exists though.
I can go fishing with you and scoots and catch squid. you just need to stop him from beating me up.
Yeah man
look at me
about to move out and start a research gig that pays 45k starting
grim is fat because he's so full of love
What's the point of that
Capitalist WHORE!!!!!!!!!!
If love meant Quadruple McCurry sammiches... then yes, full of love.
we could just call him google
grim is only mostly fat
This is a good and difficult to choose from list aside from you.
Financial independence is nice
I didn't vote for you, Loco.
I was tempted to, but then I was like "Eh, Loco's usually pretty alright."
ik drink jan in brand
i voted for you because I hate you.
Had to include myself to avoid biases.
why isnt spoilers on that
i picked rin because he takes being salty to the next level when someone tries to use her avatar. dude is autistic
Why did I subject myself to this?
But you're not salt.
Because he'd get too salty about it.
I voted Squash, lol
this is why you're on it
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ISNT THAT THE WHOLE POINT OF THE POLL
srsly tho
obviously squash
I voted for me as well.
Because why include a given?
I don't really even have an avatar anymore?
Two people seem to disagree. :^)
konosuba is so trash but fuck megumin is a cutie
I nearly died when she left the studio lmaooo
REFER TO
i know what this is by the thumbnail
help me
he gets so mad when you talk bad about dog fuxking o.o
You wonnered !!!
yeah they're wrong
LOL squash even erin decided to come out of her heroin coma to call you salt
do you think that is salt
I am trying to help you become better human beans
Having sex with animals is just sub-human
yes
I am reporting you for asSALT
casper/erin pics when
you're telling me to stop exist
I am not ready to be lambasted.
I am not even buttered up.
yeah
i did consider tsuchi, but he's more just edgy than salty
squash is hella salty
they enjoy being called subhuman. it is a part of the fetish
Grim is just being a little bitch. Just hunker down. He will soon get out of the bunched panties soon enough.
HEROIN COMA
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Let's make a boat from the bloated corpses of our enemies. It'll attract more fish!
You'll never get my seed, so stop being so thirsty.
I'll make you two fish in a getalong shirt.
"I want to fuck underage girls"
"animals tho, DIS GUST AHN"
Sex with animals is the purest form of love.
Can you wear it too so we're this big six armed monster
That would be so fucking rad
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others
If that was the case I would have just told you to self terminate
yasssssssss
merry belated xmas btw way
hope you enjoyed
ZING
Yes. Yes. Husks of the fallen float the best. And when they come closer and peep are their fallen comrades..... or should that be surfaced....
THAT'S NOT YURI YOU FUCKING
SUBHUMAN
y-you too
erin can you please post that pic of your boipussy where it looks like you have a girlpussy
pls and thanks
Get fucked, aspies.
I won the SP.
You'd think Soto and Squash would get along.
They both like fucking bitches.
Get it?
s-shut up tp
that's just ew and sad
yiu're telling me in a roundbaout way
give casper a hug for me
Factually incorrect, I'm afraid.
And MEN
I am not hooman.
I am doge.
We do get along.
What are you on?
not at all
Loco is a bitch of a man.
Would I fuck them?
ilu loco
no
i just met his ass irl two days ago
i'm not gonna go inside his personal space and touch him
okay ;;
Yeah loco is a disgusting creature
O-oh...
That too!
Bark ruined my fucking joke bark slut!
I hope bark're proud of barkself!
all you post is criticism of others is rthat who ui ar
yes
SCOOTS YOU ARE FROM LIVERPOOL BETTER CHECK YOURSELF
Kill barkself.
what the shit
when you're in the same vicinity then
Constructive criticism.
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False. Occasionally he posts ketchup.
Only once you start paying alimony.
??????????????????????????
I feel like we need one more so we can be an octopus. I nominate Maddie.
If only she'd been around when I was that age and I'd known I wasn't alone.
I think the rotting flesh will attract fat, yummy fish we can throw dynamite at.
YOU NEED TO SHUT UP YOU DOG RAPIST
Still better than the writing on Girls.
Alice's cyber logs.png
sometimes i wish i were transgendered so grim would try to bed me
heck all i do is nerd stuff and im not good at it might as well kill myself if even that sucks
*Snoots loudly*
I like elma. And she needs more love. But if things get sexual we're ditching scoots
Throwing him right off the Love Boat
that's erin's boipussy
break out your boner
so much cringe I can't even
become a well rounded individual
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It was giving me those fuck me eyes.
I would not know.
*Vomit*
lol why ask when you have it
wtf
no
i'm not gonna wait till he's accidentally inside my personal space and hug him by surprise
you creep
buy us taco and i'll consider passing on a handshake
what the fuck is actually happening
I know adachi
but hes a dude
DONT BE A FOODWHORE
I am being forcibly reintroduced to the old fandom I thought I escaped.
Oh well.
I suppose I can rebuy the books for my kindle.
Hermione is best girl.
Dynamite? Sabrina. You are mad as a hatter. What are we calling the ship? What is her name?
Don't be foodshaming.
i would have gotten a bigger boner if you posted it
i am being foodwhore
i am channeling foodwhore
hungry :(
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erin made a thing for him apparently
he probably paid her
Oh no, Grim has the scent. He smells the pussy.
Delicious.
genuinely hungry tbh
casper is here to january and i have £3
we're gonna die of starvation
Hearing about other's dog adventures is revolting.
no stahp
LIKE HE DOES WITH EVERY "FEMALE" POSTER
Adachi adamantly is not attracted to anything without a vagina
erin did you trick him
Fair play if you did
I would consider ordering pizza.
for what purpose
WITH MONEY?
THEN WHAT WAS THE POINT OF BECOMING A GIRL
he was like "i don't beleive anyone here is a girl unless i see timestamp pussy" or something, so i gave timestamp pussy
N I C E
for £3? i could, but i wouldn't be abe to pay the guy as much money as he wanted
Because the cost of eating out is rising, so you may as well eat out at home.
I need alcohol
does he not have any money?
erin i will buy you a 5 dollar foot long for my name above your boipussy
I was offering as I like Casper.
ohh for what?
do I?
You need bleach
Hot.
I have bleach.
What now?
Kill me
Nope. It's going to be a writhing, hedonistic pile of sex, and no one's getting wet who doesn't want to.
It's too bad she ended up with Ron. :P (Actually, book Ron's pretty cool.)
Let's call our boat Row v Wade!
that works
Uhm...
DMs?
asshole
$25 dominos
i will benefit from this too, you sure you're chill with that?
if you are i can order in secret and wake him up when it arrives and be like hey cabsper, squish made this happen cause he loves you
Those words... that picture...
sabs I'm so hot right now
alright
i imagine i need your details now
so hectic
is that a product
Isn't that the comic that the boy in Watchmen was reading?
Pour it down your gullet, fuccboi
Because you need to break the preconceived idea of yourself. It's like Disney stars being cunts
Late reply I feel asleep writing that
sounds brutal I can't remember the last time I was actually dead broke nd couldn't eat
I mean.
Hit me up in private.
'cos I'm not speaking it aloud.
It's clean though.
You seem to think I hate you. I just find your spazzing out amusing, but don't really read into it.
I might consider it later tonight as I am leaving for work in 10 min.
That just makes you look like a try hard.
I have tried.
hey goggles
Part of me is glad nothing came of her and HP. Shit would have been cliched. But Ron.....eeeeeeeh. Lmao, it all ended well though.
And lmao, is this going to be motorized or are we going to be a trireme-esque vessel?
Say hi to Casper from me
he's a good friend.
Maybe I'll have some zza delivered to work.
what if i don't have paypal. i've been meaning to get one to donate to luka
you heard 'em
prove it
everywhere will be closed in like five hours i think, but whenevs you feel like it, if it's too late we will still enjoy eating tomorrow i'm sure c:
Anyhow I'm off.
Going to hit up some fast food for lunch.
Later.
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ERIN
sorry erin i'm not going to make a paypal just to see my name above that boipussy. i will make due with the image i have
Heyo anonymous
Get me since I'm hungry
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omg and Daddy
Pirate party on da pontoon, boys.
Yep! Good eye.
My magnum dong is too big a monster to tuck.
It felt like one of those "she has to end up being with one of them" things, which made me a little sad.
The boat's motor runs on the friction created by writhing bodies. It also has a huge, aerated live well for all the fish we catch.
was that for me?
sure man.
we were talking about getting you and all the britposters round for new year if possible maybe.
it takes card
soup sweetheart?
i was thinking i could brian you a pizza
you don't need paypal friend, just a debit/credit/bank card
it me
I liked all the little subplots in Watchmen.
Made the bomb feel more real.
what is brian as a verb
hey I knew it was Black Freighter from when you mentioned making a raft of the bloated dead bodies can I have some gratification maybe in the form of head pats
I've been wearing a beanie all day so my hair is extra messy FYI.
brian is a god
♥
Oh god did you just make the boat xD
yeah, she HAD to.... eh, given their frosty beginning I guess we should have seen it coming. But atleast harry gets his nuts in ginny guts
Heyo monstar. My mind just sort of coming into working order since I woke up. So cold. Everything hurts
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but as a verb, what does it mean
what is it to brian
how do you brian me a pizza
I got Chipotle for the first time. It's p. good^^
I felt like such a basic bitch wearing my new boots and such though it was kinda fun.
♥♥
I got my spirit animal in POP figure form yesterday!
sorry
misslink fam
na that's an australian pizza its not compatible
i like Black Freighter because it's someone doing something absolutely unthinkable for the greater good on one hand and on the other that willingness to do awful things becoming horrifying when he's presented with limited information or just bad luck
it's like a little echo of what Ozymandias does
i buy you a pizza over the internet
ossum possum c:
*hug*
How was your X-mas, dearie~?
not give you money and you buy the pizza. i buy the pizza. how do i know you won't use the money on leegu skins
Which bomb?
Keep your kitten/fox paw hands off me! ty
Aaaaaaw
how bloody adorable!"
that means you have to know where i live
and also that you're going to use a card, so paypal would be the same but less effort
okay, i didn't eat or anything christmassy, but casper came and we chilled c:
you look very pretty.
i cant eat lguee skins
and don't have legeu
neuken in the keuken
teeps wasnt planning on giving you money in the first place
no, u
NOT EVEN HAM?!??!?!?!??111
Th-thanks x_x
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what? yeah you can
na famu but it's kewl
i know
Ten eks?
n-------n---nnnnnnno you
i bet they taste like pasta and ketchup with chopped up hotdogs
did you get my thing
oh shit, i totally just did, thanks fam, will nevar forget
i was actually going to i just don't want to make a paypal
googggles
guess loco gave her money anyways
didn't even need the boipussy
again you do not have to, you can check out as guest with card
but never mind
Oh hi ten. I didn't really know who a lot of the anonymous are anymore
How are you
the agreement is she's sending me pics of casper's dingding
oh well you got your beggings anyways
maybe next time
abortus
Maddie, do you, too, like to sing everything and make up protest chants?
The atmosphere of impending doom in the book is almost palpable.
Whip that beany off and just ruffle all the hair up. Poof it out.
It's our dream boat, wrought by Poseidon himself.
Go team ginger!
the note said to spend it on ingredients for food, not takeaway, so pizza is still being accepted hue
pretty great! we ps4 nao
how was your xmas?
I already did that. it's everywhere.
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It was nothing to remember. Just playing persona4 most of the time
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drugs is kinda food too
na, those either make you instantly hungry, or unable to eat for ages, so when they wear off you're super hungry.
it's kinda the opposite.
tokai your boyfriend and crush are not here
kindly fuck off
oh, shit, it's two for tuesday, we can get a whole dominos free
tp plssss
i've been eating a shitload of miso ramen shit
cause so blazed all the time
Chronischevermoeidheidssyndroom
isn't miso fish paste? u r bad veggie
loco ruined it sorry
no sloppy boipussy seconds
Redheads are a best, it cannot be denied.
I love the boat... and fear it... perfection.
You need a captains hat
tp two for tuesday
TWO FOR TUESDAY
don't be a wet towel, plsssss
i want a hat
it says it's vegan on the cup
ps2 game?!???
I just did that 2 hour ago o.o
Geneesmiddelenvergoedingssysteem
like he already got all up in that boypussy
and now you want me to
kinda ew tbh
order two for tuesday deal, or be a wet towel?
nobody got any pussy
yet
could be you
P4 golden on my vita
ugh you gave me a boner
Zandzeepsodemineraalwatersteenstralen
casper has spray paint, i'll get your name painted on my belly and show puss for $30
i didn't see any guest check out on the paypal
Erin's genitals are worth $30 but her tits are priceless
undeniably reasonable
you will cherish such an image across many boards for years to come
smooth
i never spread my legs
it's just the front butt
in boob terms you see that much with a low cut top
i usually do not pay for porn but i would masturbate to it many times
Is it all curly?
I have a Long John Silvers cardboard pirate hat with "Captain Ron" written in blue Sharpie.
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post it.
Yes. YES. Ron Swanson
I lied for comedic effect. ;___;
It is. It's way too long.
oh. huh. it is indeed trying to make me sign up when i try. welp. you could just put in fake info and make one in like a minyoot, or you could fap to the best your imagination can produce in lieu.
oh, so you don't have a boipussy then?
Ooooh. I thought you meant the pirate hat.
I have a huge, beaten-up, smelly, cavernous, pox-riddled boipussy and a disgustingly huge donkey dingus, yes.
How long is too long?
post 'em so i can fap to this sick shit.
If I pull my fringe down it almost reaches my nose
But it's surprisingly manageable and not too voluminous I guess because I have thin hair
But it'll start being ugly instead of cute soon
i will jack off to the image i have and the see how i feel. it's not looking good tbh, i would love to pay to see more boipussy though cause you give me a huge broner
I.... What... there is no gubberment at sea
wouldnt Yan buy you pizza if you asked him?
so nostalgia, you get to play ps1 crash bandicoot in game in uncharted 4
welp, offer is sliding off the table, make your mind up.
i would love to be jacked off to by you.
probably
it was never about the pizza
What the fuck, man
that was meant to be private
it's about an aging man's boner and his submission to my wishes in order to get the satisfaction he craves.
this is interesting
keep it going
Faggot.
this is not affecting my boner
Is it just me or is TP rapidly threatening to out-creep Grim, if he hasn't already?
offer has expired. sorry. later.
Post boner.
it's arguable who is submitting to who
did Casper srs show up at your house w no money??
just go jerk off
Sugoi
This is the first time I've played persona. It's really fun
International waters! Where monkey knife fights and inter-species marriage thrive on the high seas!
My enormous boipussy can only be photographed for orbital telescopes.
Can you use your family's sword to cut it short?
he has some money, but he can't spend too much cause obviously he still needs to make it out of scotland, maybe visit other places before he goes home
i am but it helps when she talks to me
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Best poster who
I was just gonna take it all off with clippers and by a cat ear beanie
You.
Doesn't exist
What? People think you're creepy.
And TP was being really fucking cringe worthy.
i enjoy grim most
i am closer to others, but objectively speaking
best creep who
That me.
See
most probable of talking u into suicide who
creeping on erin is like walking though
everyone does it
Guess I'm a fucking cripple, then.
Did you give my daughter a land mine?
I'm not creepy
stop this
and yet so few buy me pizza
fuck you too
grim is best at creeping and perving
stop what
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it's hard for me to get into rpg
did you play the faullout games??
eating 1+ times a day is worth money pre much every time imo
finish so you can stop freaking ppl out lmao
I also enjoy grim most. he tastes best.
I'M SORRY
it's going to be so good when it happens
I did. I really liked New Vegas. 4 was also pretty good but got old after two weeks.
it's nice to have the option, i didn't eat christmas eve or christmas day, i ate a little yesterday, and i haven't eaten today
i mean i have a history of eating disorders so it's not really a problem for me but atm i can eat pretty well so it's annoying
I agree.
trying to butter me up
I AM NOT
IT IS EXACTLY THE SAME WAY AS THE SHORT JOKES
CEASE THIS
It's an easy metric to try and figure who tells people to do it the most, but most likely to actually convince people?
Who fucking knows.
i said objectively fag
doesn't mean you're my favourite
just efficient
it has the same effect
name some reasons why im the best poster that dont include buying people things
That's cute too, I guess.
Well, it seemed appropriate at the time.
You want me to keep it long?
you never buy me stuff
i enjoy your irreverence and tastes in which dramas to fuel
new
hmm yeah I get frustrated too easy, I died a few times in fallout 4 and haven't played it since
if you wanna live for a long time you gotta fuck with food more often!!!
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