I made a thread just for you

I'm not a fan

...

What a good thread

Thanks, I made it myself.

How are you this fine morning

Its 9pm though

Did I fucking stutter

Hello world
(and you ppl)

A lot.

I'm pretty sure I don't stutter

Kamimashita

Post voice.

What that other guy said

vocaroo.com/i/s1D0tMZMmvrX

Yours is unwanted.

Whats the best way to dry off male crotch

Small and furry animals.

Porcupine is counted?

I'm not posting my voice

:c

They count.

It's not a good voice

Its getting erotic

Nothing is erotic about that.

Its always erotic with me

vocaroo.com/i/s0OgfkvQ2GML

I heard Darwin sounds like a women

I wanna hear

my ggs are so scary people surrender even if they are winning

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He doesn't talk to people :^)

Please do not do this. I have not been attacking you.

I know you talked with Grim in voice.

I'm sorry.

He has heard me during League games.

yeah but we play league

...

But I stopped talking during games anyway.

You guys are being weird rn

Yet you post in the thread while in game.

You're being weird.

Only every time I die, which is a lot because I am utterly unskilled.

Do you say bad words when you die ?

No. Sometimes I sigh heavily if it is a frustrating match.

punch a hole in the wall

Avery is the one who did that.

The only thing frustrating about that game is the people you play with getting upset.

If you die just mute all for 5 minutes alt tab your death timer and watch cat videos

I never die.

He yells at me sometimes.

Feeling loved, I guess?

No one cares about you

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Heroes never die

NA still outsalts even subtle though

Subtle got permabanned for being toxic though.

Subtle isnt the kindest angel ever
Not a pinch of salt

Got Camille for free.

Subtles obsession with 2D women and Jacksons anus concern me.

May I add you on League?

Clorox bleach smells like potent cum

Admiral pohwaran is my name

you smell like potent cum

Thats not true i just showered

How do you know what that smells like

showered in CUM you GAY

I only came 3 times so the ratio of water to cum is like 200:1

Do you have Steam?

So my best friend is understandably upset that I was hospitalized because of my own stupidity and says he thinks hormones may not be the solution to my problems
He dropped the point pretty quickly and said he was just worried about me but now I have to wonder how so much he actually sees me as a girl if he would question the hormones and I don't know how to approach the situation

steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561198039306800/

You address his concerns!

You should get across the idea that there is no you without homones

But it's hard to try to explain everything when he's not here because I can only text so much and there's a lot of nuance and detail that I just can't write out

gross

2sleepy4lyf

can i just skip this week and next week and the week next

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Yeah I'm sure that argument will fly when I didn't have a serious suicide attempt before hormones

This is what arises from not taking superior feminine hormones.

I'm not sure what to say

There is no me without the hormones.

What would make any female hormones superior to others

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What happens if I take male and female hormones ?

I am unsure. Swiper never really elucidated.

Who was the person who said this?

*backhands you across the face*

*moans*

Oh, Swiper.

You become übermench.

What if I identify as an attack helicopter and drink more kerosine

*slowly takes off my socks and wiggles my toes at U*

übermensch*

I had to goohle it :(

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Well I'll just sit over here with my hormones and try to not kill myself

Its not the first time we cybered in thread.

do it faggot
fuck darwin hard with erp

How much did those cost you?

It has left me breathless.

ok

Get a hold of yourself.

so sleepy I could sleep

Sho sleepy

Like 4$ a month because I've got useful insurance

UGH FINE

My cock was all veiny and shit already too.

sle~epy

sover du rumpa rumpa

Why do you have a shit cock? Doesn't seem very good.

Exactly

FUCK YOU Holla Forums!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Just remember that megumin is only 8 y/o

yuuu

guess whatI am gong to do on the bed

You are going to practice your location and control groups is what you will do.

Are you gonna eat in your bed ?

That doesn't seem like a good idea.

knowing me Iwill probably dream of it

eww

what are you gonna do then?

spend tim with pillow

OOK nana

jajajaja dröm om sockervadd
also toothbrubs

bai

nana

...

I'm gonna go take a shower now

without shoes

Dokwin

;)

it is 2am i think its my nini too ni ni

I don't know who that is

Bye

Nini

which one?
J cole or xxyyxx

Hello

Both.

Ooh I know the latter
I liked his s/t album

Howdy. Not sure how long I'll be up.
Sup with you?

...

this is j cole

Don't relly want to say here.

I can plug my phone in and talk on Steam while I'm in bed should that be more convenient. I'll be playing Pokemon and might pass out randomly, but I can talk.

youtube.com/watch?v=LTCXNC80mvA

This is XXYYXX

I LOVE HIM HIS SOUND IS JUST WHAT I BEEN LOOKING FOR
I used to be supermore into clams casino but xxyyxx is my most favoritest musician

No dont don't worry about it

I don't like that kind of music

I'll leave my phone on in case you change your mind.

uhhhh
if you don't like xxyyxx
who do you like? /

Gorillaz.

I'm tired of you poindexters making me look good by comparison. Can't even leave my house anymore without getting bombarded with puss

Is that bad?

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Guero needs to stop.

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I didnt ask to become such a nerd

I have that problem but mexican girls are gross.

DONUTMIND

im sorry im kidding i love u guys espexially bard good night

Actually just girls are gross

Because i'm gay CX

gnini gurvy

But I'm a girl....?

You're out of luck then.

youtube.com/watch?v=Brh1biuL2VU

Hallo

did some1 say gurl

Bye

...

Will miss you

Red text ftw

uh ho are you? gross, leave me alone kthxbBAI

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Her face is flat.

Larf. it says it right in my trip.

It has a nose, that's not flat

Larf?

MORE LIKE BARF!

HA HA !

For now.

Not Really tho

...

well BARF you can talk 2my hand
because the face DON'T wanna hear it

...

You seem like cool people.

Aren't you a Gfur ?

gross :/

Put some clothes on. You'll catch your death.

No?
I'm 100% shitposter.

rude ?

Where are you from then ?

...

The threads about nothing.

Indeed.

where u from

I'm almost sure I've seen you before.

ooooooooOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

The Threads about Nothing

Prolly have.

WAT THE HECK BOARDI S THAT?

larf i love u!

It's a dreadful, dark place. Full of dead memes and forgotten shitposters.

glad u are back again man
goodnight
im sci btw

nobody here likes sci

I know. Also, sleep is for nerds. Go watch Gaim or something.

It's okay, I hate everyone equally.

Thred was kill.

Thread was live

...

...

not in front of the stranger !!!

Does this shithole support sound webms?

...

...

Oh what a lovely place...

I want to could be can anything

Why dontcha tell me you love me no more ?

You want him to do you so much you could do anything?

Who is "him" ?

youtube.com/watch?v=cFMnKMa-OZ0

Whoever you want.

...

...

whos the gay sounding guy in the over watch videos ?

It should be him

Overwatch videos?

Never mind.

I changed my mind after looking a second time.

Alrighty. I'm still curious about the videos.

Ignore it

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Tee hee hee

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Whoa.... Just WHO in the frick are you !?! ?

I'm me.

You're like the 4th person today to dodge that question.

Oh, well that's shitty.

This was my first guess

Of course.

You've only been here when everyones asleep.

Because it's three in the morning.

2am

Wow, observing dst and being an hour behind.

You don't ?

actually
it's 4 0 2 a.m

Arizona has its own timezone that doesn't have daylight savings.

That actually sounds pretty nice.

What a good day

It really is.

who did this to him
was it vegita

You're wrong.

I fucking hate when I have to start getting up at 5 because of day light savings.

Beerus and chompa

Thats very funny to me
I HATE yamchan!
also our time is wrong

Takes like a week to get used to again. It really is useless though.

That filler episode was about Yamcha and it was probably the funnest DB episode ever made.

It exists to make my life harder.

who tf else rremember sagwa
the chinese cat

...

I remeber it a VERY small amount.

Exactly

Bard what are you emulating ?

...

!
how did you know i was emulating :x

same

I looked at you in the discord server.

wat?

My discord shows what games you're playing.

It just said "visual boy advance" though

stop spy on me pls

Its the price you pay for a super cool unique role.

You're so generus :3

So what are you even doing up this late?

You earned it kiddo.

I just don't want to sleep.

Its sucks that most of the people I talk to are in bed right now though.

he called me his son !!

gotta work in 11 hours

you're my son that I sexually abuse

Go the fok 2 sleep.

That's a long time.

please don't talk about that in public I'm a l little shy :/

yeah but just soon enough to make me worry about being late to work every time i zone out....

Like no one is even here.

I don't have to do anything in the morning except for drive my sister around though.

Sounds like a hell of a time.

*hides behind ur legs* there's a stranger....

Loads of fun

Thats just trevor though

THESE NAMES MEAN NOTHING TO ME
OKAY PHIL/?

Hes a pony that I've met in real life.

Hes pretty much Guro

...

...

I don't think you're even being sarcastic.

Forced her to watch the whole Bee Movie while I was taking her to work.

You deserve to burn for such memes.

I'm gonna make watch Shrek but without Shrek next.

How long is this drive?

15 -25 minutes

youtube.com/watch?v=swh4OhWU5Yc&t=462s

youtube.com/watch?v=E6iN6VTL7v8&t=2s

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She loves it.

Go to bed, girl

I don't want too though

That makes it worse.

I lied about the her liking it

...

Don't you bite your lip at me.

Go figure.

I'm not taking it back.

I get along with my sister really well.

You should show me again while in bed.

I cannot post from my bed.

I'd assume now more than ever.

Unfortunate. Guess we will have to find something else to do while in bed.

yeah

Like a card game or what ?

We'll figure it out.

I'm NOT playing UNO

UNO what we're playing.

That killed me on the inside.

I thought it was fairly clever.

Well it was something I guess.

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You should go blonde

I had blond hair once and it was a mistake.

I still have a hard time believing it.

Redhead then

Redheads are gross.

vocaroo.com/i/s1aeNaf3kYoM

I'm gonna dye my hair black I think

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vocaroo.com/i/s19fvueQa0xe

you have cute arms

Redheads are pretty.

Guess that will work too

redheads are a plague upon HUMANITY

is this a part of humanity

Not really.

I'm arms and you're the leg man.

and I wanna get my ears pierced

germans arent humans

vocaroo.com/i/s1LtyhGDVTlQ

Guess I've had fun with more cute redheads than most

As long as they're not gauges.

my legs are lean and hairy

youve been pardoned

no that sounds and looks painful.

You're not the first Dane I've known to like redheads. Maybe it's a cultural thing.

Post your left leg

Tbh I'm not picky with hair color.

Post desired earrings

At least he has his flashlight to shoot at people.

I haven;t thought that far ahead yet.

I thought that was a thing girls did.

Thinking ahead? No thats what guys do.

I see.

Diddly.

...

They work best in a mass.

Now write "Ban" on it

A lot a diddly?

Probably

u think that's hairy

No I mean thinking of things they want.

Preference is fine, but choosing based on hair color is silly.

I've been thinking about things I want for a long time and not taking any steps towards actually getting them.

No. I know what I want, to the letter, in a perfect specimen.

I need a new kettle, knife sharpener and some cutlery. I'm using Christmas as an excuse for not having gotten it earlier.

How many hairs must their eye brows consist of?

does this work

i said that in contrast of femmy legs

I'm going to bed now

Well hopefully you get them soon.

Sleep tight.

Exactly 255 left, 311 right.

Sleep well.

And you will naturally count these to ensure perfection

Is this Bebop btw?

Bebop?

Who am I talking with

Goggles here?

Let's go with Spectre for now.
A name you don't know, don't worry about it.

user is just fine

...

I-I'm not stupid!

what did you do to my favorite poster!!1!!

Excellent.

I want to pat Subtle's head as he stands on his toes trying to be as tall as me

How did you find your way into this terrible community?

this is an amazing amalamation

...

I've been a part of worse, blame

It's really not as bad here as made out to be. Even though I participate less and less.

you ever wonder jus texactly how much fucking data gets uploaded by every individual one of us in anime girls over the course of our posting histtory
I bet its something insane

I'm posting a video game grill now.

shes in animu 2

I didn't have any expectations coming in anyway.

Rawr x3 nuzzles how are you pounces on you you're so warm o3o notices you have a bulge o: someone's happy nuzzles your necky wecky~ murr~ hehehe rubbies your bulgy wolgy you're so big :oooo rubbies more on your bulgy wolgy it doesn't stop growing ·///· kisses you and lickies your necky daddy likies (; nuzzles wuzzles I hope daddy really likes $: wiggles butt and squirms I want to see your big daddy meat~ wiggles butt I have a little itch o3o wags tail can you please get my itch~ puts paws on your chest nyea~ its a seven inch itch rubs your chest can you help me pwease squirms pwetty pwease *sad face I need to be punished runs paws down your chest and bites lip like I need to be punished really good~ paws on your bulge as I lick my lips I'm getting thirsty. I can go for some milk unbuttons your pants as my eyes glow you smell so musky :v licks shaft mmmm~ so musky drools all over your daddy meat I like fondles Mr. Fuzzy Balls hehe puts snout on balls and inhales deeply oh god im so hard~ licks balls punish me daddy~ nyea~ squirms more and wiggles butt I love your musky goodness *bites lip please punish me licks lips nyea~ suckles on your tip so good licks pre of your cock salty goodness~ eyes role back and goes balls deep mmmm~ *moans and suckling

i said i dont do that erp shit >:P

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i would never do indecent things in public!

...

Me...Me neither....

You're missing out

I would never do indecent things with others!
unless its a cute girl
or a femboy
or a futa
or a fake internet grill
or a cute animu grill
or an animu trap

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I know you're smart :3

A-are you asking me on a date?

Well... let's not get carried away here...

nini

obligatory nini

I know you're not stupid :D

Lielie, please.
Subtoe and I are low-key flirting.

thats good for you
but im high-key dropping compliments whenever i want

I'm not sure "You're not stupid" qualifies as a compliment.

its one of the better ones you can get out of me

But it's not an insult.

I could probably carry you though :3

Never said that it was.

Weird.

Just be gentle.
I'm already sore from shoveling yesterday.

New

AWWWW