Gobble appreciation thread 2.0 return of the gobblepls love gobble

Henry Jones
Henry Jones

gobble appreciation thread 2.0
return of the gobble

pls love gobble

All urls found in this thread:
http://www.newyorker.com/magazine/2015/11/23/conversion-via-twitter-westboro-baptist-church-megan-phelps-roper
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8SkdfdXWYaI
https://youtu.be/8SkdfdXWYaI?t=16m20s
https://www.theguardian.com/world/2015/may/22/netherlands-islamic-veil-niqab-ban-proposal-dutch-cabinet
http://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/europe/dutch-burqa-veil-ban-holland-votes-for-partial-restrictions-some-public-places-a7445656.html
Ian Green
Ian Green

That isn't the only problem here!?

Carter Brown
Carter Brown

I know. it's not a problem at all rin

Luke Thompson
Luke Thompson

ooble is a cute and good mercy player

I...... wasn't around for that stuff, well minus like the last two ash couples misty had a nice outfit though

Chase Hughes
Chase Hughes

Dank mercy

Josiah Reyes
Josiah Reyes

It is though !?

I had to go back and change all the names 'cos I accidentally weeab'd.

Juan Hughes
Juan Hughes

shhhh

Nolan Bell
Nolan Bell

Lewdo.

Kayden Edwards
Kayden Edwards

tfw you accidently double post a thread but it gets used anyways ty guys

Jonathan Baker
Jonathan Baker

o-oh thanks

Brayden Davis
Brayden Davis

ong i think apple notes fucked it

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Alexander Evans
Alexander Evans

man what a filthy coon

Angel Jackson
Angel Jackson

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Jackson Morris
Jackson Morris

Are you saying Swedish is lurking?

Lincoln Jackson
Lincoln Jackson

You mean...the chaos emeralds?

Owen Campbell
Owen Campbell

gross

Nathaniel Rogers
Nathaniel Rogers

I know.
Lurking should be a bannable offense.

Joshua Perez
Joshua Perez

no

Bentley Allen
Bentley Allen

Like you, Subtoe!
Don't pretend I can't see you!

Adam Hall
Adam Hall

...

Kayden Ward
Kayden Ward

dry, flake-y penis should be a bannable offense

Tyler Lopez
Tyler Lopez

Did you want to do something?

Austin Nelson
Austin Nelson

But how would we be able to tell who all should be bannable, then?

Xavier Howard
Xavier Howard

do you

Caleb Flores
Caleb Flores

Kind of.

Logan Clark
Logan Clark

Everyone has to post dick.

Joseph Butler
Joseph Butler

like?

Andrew Cooper
Andrew Cooper

i don't know, everyone here except a select few seem to have their nudes flying around, so i mean we could get a dick examining panel out. actually we could just ban Swedish

Jacob Flores
Jacob Flores

D-dark Souls...

Cooper Hernandez
Cooper Hernandez

k

Ryder Myers
Ryder Myers

Maybe Swedish will go off the deep end when their sister or therapist won't fuck them and they'll kill themselves.

Call on Discord.

Bentley Rodriguez
Bentley Rodriguez

discord?

Carter Phillips
Carter Phillips

We could perma sci again.
That always seems to be funny when it happens.

Robert Hughes
Robert Hughes

hmmm should we make a list and petition to enact the final solution?

Zachary Morgan
Zachary Morgan

We're in a private call.
Sorry babe.

Jonathan Jenkins
Jonathan Jenkins

What's that?
Ban everyone, no exceptions?

Elijah Scott
Elijah Scott

Ugh. Fine. I'll just BE MAD about it for an EXTENDED period of time. Like a true woman.

Ban everyone who has had a perma ban before nod nod

Ian Morgan
Ian Morgan

But I was perma'd from 4chingles once.
Actually, like, 7 times.

Jordan Thomas
Jordan Thomas

Should I be worried if I'm level 11 and this quest tells me this dungeon is level 50?

Levi Reed
Levi Reed

But that isn't this cesspool, that's another cesspool entirely

Jacob Watson
Jacob Watson

Once upon a time, we were one and the same.

Zachary Robinson
Zachary Robinson

once upon a time

Jonathan Foster
Jonathan Foster

To answer my earlier question.
The boss is ~ level 50.
And yes, yes he can being me down to -100% in one shot.

Fair enough.

Ethan Reyes
Ethan Reyes

don't ban fish.

fish is terrible, but not banworthy.

obviously, ban sci.

Nicholas Sullivan
Nicholas Sullivan

Ban all the people we don't like.

Landon Peterson
Landon Peterson

BAN EVERYONE
EVEN ME AND YOU

Anthony Smith
Anthony Smith

tfw you catch wind of someone trying to throw you under the bus at work
tfw your co-workers plan to counter said move to the point where the snake will be thrown under instead.
tfw december is going to be a serious drama ball ache.

What up fam

Adam Myers
Adam Myers

BAN FISH BAN FISH BAN FISH BAN FISH BAN FISH BAN FISH BAN FISH BAN FISH BAN FISH BAN FISH BAN FISH BAN FISH BAN FISH BAN FISH BAN FISH BAN FISH BAN FISH BAN FISH BAN FISH BAN FISH BAN FISH BAN FISH BAN FISH BAN FISH BAN FISH BAN FISH BAN FISH BAN FISH BAN FISH BAN FISH BAN FISH BAN FISH BAN FISH BAN FISH BAN FISH BAN FISH BAN FISH BAN FISH BAN FISH BAN FISH BAN FISH BAN FISH BAN FISH BAN FISH BAN FISH BAN FISH BAN FISH

Dylan Garcia
Dylan Garcia

i love u scoot pls do not lose job

Thomas Peterson
Thomas Peterson

As me and the other workers discussed today
its a 4 person team
there were 3 of us chatting in person earlier

as we surmized, its a "he said, she said" situation" so really the co-worker hasnt got any evidence to what they are accusing. And their accusations are factually incorrect for what they are worth.

The co-worker in question has also made written documentation that, according to my boss, equates to "threats" in my direction.

I won't lose my job, from the sound of things they are getting transferred in a month anyhow.

I am not supposed to know about them attempting to throw me to the lions. But I have my little birds.

Chat shit get hit, one of my co-workers was saying "I hope the manager asks me about it, so I can then go give so'n'so a good blasting". kek

im really mad over this situation due to the fact I have let said person slide with so much shit that I didnt have to.

ESSAY ASIDE - How goes goobles

Jose Cox
Jose Cox

*hug*

Christopher Richardson
Christopher Richardson

Also, the co-worker has a week off next month because they are taking their previous employer to a tribunal... they are attempting to sue them for "unfair" dismissal for £15k.
Theyve also recently been telling a 2nd coworker we ought to sue OUR current employer... which is dumb as fuck... as the issue she is canvassing on is getting resolved as we speak.
Fucking hate backstabbing shitheads.

You had a good day Luka?

Jaxson Garcia
Jaxson Garcia

Work drama is the second stupidest form of drama after TNT's mid-day lineup.

Howdy, Luka. Just waking up?

Landon Gomez
Landon Gomez

Look he's trying to pay people to play his game

Funded by Whitey for whitey

Xavier Cox
Xavier Cox

I am pretty unsure how to feel right now. I am a mish mash of emotes.
Howdy breebrantia, whats the happy hap?

Aaron Baker
Aaron Baker

i just woke up
:)
me_irl

Gavin Miller
Gavin Miller

you know it.

Nathan Long
Nathan Long

I don't get why people have to create drama in a place already full of stress. Fortunately, the person who used to stir up trouble in my office no longer works in this building. Since he's been gone, the atmosphere has been incredibly positive.

Now it's time to get up and tackle the day!

Mason Bell
Mason Bell

how?

Leo Collins
Leo Collins

Time to get yourself the filling breakfast! The breakfast that makes everything seem less foggy. I also need some tea.

I know right? Like, we all battle to get through the day. Who wants to heap added shit on top of that? Weird... people are weird... Oh, I never did ask, did you skin that intern dude alive?

Wyatt Hill
Wyatt Hill

i think imma skip on solid and just drink one of em liquid breakfast drinks today. liquid sustenance fills me up pretty alright too in wakey wakey.

what tea do you have

Noah Sanchez
Noah Sanchez

squash help me beat tomb of giants at sl1 pls

Kevin Sanders
Kevin Sanders

Everyday British tea. Though I could go forsome Ground Jamaican Blue coffee. Fancy as fuck. Might do that.
Add an extra treat for mien mama, its mama scoot's birthday.

Jace Stewart
Jace Stewart

Have a bite, then go out and enjoy the sunshine!

Naw, but my boss did. He's still employed here though, but only because the higher-ups don't want to have to hire and train anyone new right now. But we'll see. He's been more punctual and less annoying since being given a stern lecture.

Jackson Edwards
Jackson Edwards

o-oh im okay

wow

Lincoln Brooks
Lincoln Brooks

Tell her luka said happy b day.
give her lotsa hugs and love. :)

i wonder what british tea is.

there isn't sunshine.

Jack Carter
Jack Carter

Happy birthday to Mama Scoot! ♥

Dang. Um...I dunno. Just have a nice day.

Brandon Murphy
Brandon Murphy

Maybe after work. I have to reinstall.
Buy it for George as well. I want to get him into it.

Cooper Richardson
Cooper Richardson

i like your new pics

Jacob Harris
Jacob Harris

Think some people need their asses chewing sometimes.
Speaking of eating ass.
;3
Hey! you a Theroux fan?

WHat even do you do in that situation fam?

British tea da bes... and I shall woo!

Evan Cox
Evan Cox

drink

Justin Lewis
Justin Lewis

plans right now? or just waiting for something?

Lucas Green
Lucas Green

by the power of these pieces of hash i transform into...

good mood girl

Levi Peterson
Levi Peterson

Oh yeah?! Well I like your face! Whaddya gonna do about it?

mfw you say stuff like that

Also, you mean Louis Theroux? Yeah! I love his documentaries, though I haven't had a chance to watch the Scientology one. I love his films on the Phelps family.

John Bell
John Bell

im gonna sit here and take it.

Isaiah Bell
Isaiah Bell

I'mma stare right into your soooouuuul...

Christopher Smith
Christopher Smith

Not gonna lie, thats the perfect answer memes

athinking about skyrim'ing this evening, nothing really planned.

I know right, im a monster grrrr grr grr Ive relayed the wishes to madre scadre :3
I just caught the scientology one last night, shits good fam.
And his westboro man, thats crazy... crazy phelps

Jace Rivera
Jace Rivera

i went looking for louie's scientology docu months ago but only found trailers

i think i was over excited and jumping the gun

Dylan Garcia
Dylan Garcia

louis

louis'

loui's

louises

Adam Reed
Adam Reed

Is it just me, or does Prompto look glazed?

Dylan Wood
Dylan Wood

Them scientologists are legit scary people. they are scary people insane.

Jordan Garcia
Jordan Garcia

i know dude, i know

rip

chanology

Blake Lopez
Blake Lopez

Hell, threaders <3

Nathaniel Foster
Nathaniel Foster

Hello*

derp

Michael Perez
Michael Perez

'ello.

Colton Brooks
Colton Brooks

tfw cannabis

hi bumface

Lucas Hernandez
Lucas Hernandez

How goes it, Squash?

Bentley Lewis
Bentley Lewis

Stare long enough and you migh find something special~

Connor Allen
Connor Allen

Louis' Westboro Baptist documentary was fascinating because you got to see the family in their normal setting, where they're mostly smart and loving people. It humanized them, which I never expected to see. I'd seen them make appearances on Howard Stern over the years, but as funny freaks for bits.

Also, Megan Phelps and her little sister left the church not too long ago. The New Yorker did a great piece on Megan and how she came to the decision to leave. It's a real tear-jerker.

http://www.newyorker.com/magazine/2015/11/23/conversion-via-twitter-westboro-baptist-church-megan-phelps-roper

Howdy!

Christian Green
Christian Green

H-hi, Erin :/ <3?

Jonathan Hughes
Jonathan Hughes

Even as you gaze into the Luka, the Luka gazes back into yoooooouuuuuuu.

Nathan Jones
Nathan Jones

*squish*

Jack Harris
Jack Harris

heil welma

Caleb Turner
Caleb Turner

<3

Matthew Thompson
Matthew Thompson

i miss skyrim...
i had so many adventure on this one character... its prolly still on my ole console too. :|
just havent touched the save file in years tho

Evan Jenkins
Evan Jenkins

got plans today?

Owen Flores
Owen Flores

The one that got away?

I shall read now. Its always important to remember though that these nutjobs are people too.

Sebastian Harris
Sebastian Harris

hihi qt

<3<3

Landon Howard
Landon Howard

Alright. Boiling more potatoes.

Leo King
Leo King

y- you pretty hot girl

you must be like uh

boiling water

cause you make my noodle soft

wait

Ryder Ramirez
Ryder Ramirez

Apparently U-turns are legal in the world of FFXV.
Or is it just because I'm the crown prince of a fallen kingdom?

Leo Stewart
Leo Stewart

Yummy! Potatoes are great^^

Lol I have that effect on people :(

Gotta jam it in~

Nathan Taylor
Nathan Taylor

speaking of a soft noodle.

BAN FISH

Tyler Mitchell
Tyler Mitchell

That isn't a soft noodle.
It's a dry, flaky noodle.

Nolan Murphy
Nolan Murphy

How's stuff?

Scoob, we're having a meeting tomorrow with catering. What the hell is "artisan chicken"?

Nope! Just work. After that, I may meet a friend for dinner, but that's not confirmed. You?

Mason Roberts
Mason Roberts

Eh, we'll see if that's true after this week.
It's all I can afford to eat at the moment.

Bentley Lopez
Bentley Lopez

Sounds like a fancy word for Painted chicken... Artisan chicken??? GOD HATES FAGS!!!!

Angel Cox
Angel Cox

Artisan just means they make it themselves and leave the bark on

Austin Sullivan
Austin Sullivan

sounds exciting, i'm jelly.
all i'm probably going to do is check my mail box for nothing... and just walk back home today.

Jace Campbell
Jace Campbell

chickens have bark?

Austin Diaz
Austin Diaz

they remove it during processing and sell it to chinks for stock

Joseph Lewis
Joseph Lewis

like the bark of a tree

Jason Sullivan
Jason Sullivan

Trees don't bark.

James King
James King

I want to get beat up by a group of lolis

Thomas Edwards
Thomas Edwards

Aw, I have to go in early today for work...

Luke Hernandez
Luke Hernandez

oh right

just chickens

Aiden Gutierrez
Aiden Gutierrez

cHICKENS GET WOOD?

Camden Sullivan
Camden Sullivan

Good. Recovering from last night :p

How have you been?

rekt

Anthony King
Anthony King

and actually artisan is when you turn a knob in a hotel bathroom and it turns out it's the volume of the bathroom music

Jordan Ortiz
Jordan Ortiz

God hates everything. Have you read the Bible? Technically, we're not even supposed to go to the restroom.

I want my chicken pumped full of AGH, cut into the shape of dinosaurs, breaded, and burned in the toaster oven the way mother nature intended, damn it!

Luka, are you Charlie Brown?

Joshua Bell
Joshua Bell

Coincidentally chinks eat dogs too

Angel Butler
Angel Butler

Is that a simpson's joke?

Connor Long
Connor Long

Recovering from last night?
Recovering from fun, I hope!
I've been just fine, except we made way too much food on turkey day and I'm gettin' kinda tired of leftovers.

;D

Kevin Gomez
Kevin Gomez

dinosaurs

That isnt one of the McDonald's approved chicken nugget shapes getthat shit out of my sight

Jason Rogers
Jason Rogers

Expect me to become progressively more aggravated in general this coming week.

Henry Collins
Henry Collins

hmmm...
i think i'm actually Sally Brown

Grayson Parker
Grayson Parker

Also chicken dinosaurs/turkey drunmsticks, potato smiles and baked beans make best meal

Bentley Barnes
Bentley Barnes

I'm also Sally Brown

Xavier Collins
Xavier Collins

Tyson or die, bitch.

I call dibs on Woodstock!

baked beans
Rollllll that beautiful bean footage!

Christian Collins
Christian Collins

Ooh, leftovers are the bestest part!

Yeah, it was pretty okay. Finished the bottle of absinthe I brought over my friend's house for Thanksgiving^^

*shrugs* Sorry, diggy.

Tyler Hughes
Tyler Hughes

Roommate just like gave me the synopsis of prolly like the last 8 episodes of some anime he's been watching fml

Jaxon Allen
Jaxon Allen

I feel like y'all cowboys and gals in the lone star state are the only Yankees who can appreciate a good baked bean like a British

Levi Price
Levi Price

did you get spoilered?

Carter Jackson
Carter Jackson

(I don't get it)

(is that okay)

Matthew White
Matthew White

lol how do you find these people in the wild

Liam Cook
Liam Cook

tell me the news today.

Camden Murphy
Camden Murphy

Fuck if I know. I'm just like goddam I had to sit through that.

I don't even know :(

Juan Myers
Juan Myers

oh poor you

Jordan James
Jordan James

Thanks.

Dylan Thompson
Dylan Thompson

did they not take the hint

Lincoln Young
Lincoln Young

No. They just came up to me and gave me a preview of the next ep. I just keep going "Tropes" since it's all the same shit from every anime ever, but he's not getting it.

Joshua Turner
Joshua Turner

You're too kind, I would've just told em to stop after half an ep

Sebastian Hernandez
Sebastian Hernandez

Idunno. I'm just playing my game so it's whatever. Just like way too hungover to deal with weeb shit right now.

He's apparently seen this one before so I don't know why he keeps getting all like babby's first anime on me

Benjamin Wright
Benjamin Wright

how are you this fine day?

Brayden Young
Brayden Young

yamete itai!!! shouting can help

Josiah Butler
Josiah Butler

How are the baked beans there? Most people in these parts add a little brown sugar to make 'em sweet.

Tyson is America's #1 processed chicken megacorp. Their poultry power is unrivaled.

Well, the Texas legislature is trying to pass a law saying aborted fetuses have to be given funerals, so there's that. lol

absinthe
I've never tried that. Does it really make you feel extra poetic?

Cooper Wilson
Cooper Wilson

Not bad.

What does that mean?

It's pretty good. We mixed it with mt. dew so it's super bright fricking green and call it kryptonite lmao

I suppose extra poetic is one way to put it^^

Joseph Sullivan
Joseph Sullivan

Do you have a stance on that?

Nolan Garcia
Nolan Garcia

They are msotly in tomaader sauce, and sweet enough ^^
we eat them on toast! how absurd!
This article is quote harrowing :(

Caleb Wood
Caleb Wood

stoppit hurts

Nicholas Flores
Nicholas Flores

You think if I do magic in their plant I can absorb the souls of those hundreds of millions of chickens and become mega lulo

Ryder Robinson
Ryder Robinson

Ooh, I like it!

Connor Howard
Connor Howard

Toast with anything but butter or jam is a disgusting abomination

Liam Martin
Liam Martin

peanut butter and fluff, nigga

apple jelly is rad too though

Colton Howard
Colton Howard

This is a good example of how real Japanese anime girls react.

Isaac Miller
Isaac Miller

would it be nice to just tell your computer to do stuff and just lay in bed and do nothing

Dominic Morales
Dominic Morales

program your computer to listen to voice commands

Samuel Martinez
Samuel Martinez

i don't want to become this dude https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8SkdfdXWYaI

Evan Bennett
Evan Bennett

that was the first filthy frank anything i giggled at

Blake Gonzalez
Blake Gonzalez

https://youtu.be/8SkdfdXWYaI?t=16m20s better time code

*pat*

Brayden Ortiz
Brayden Ortiz

YAMATEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Luke Moore
Luke Moore

become that guy

LOL

Michael Green
Michael Green

You can become super chicken and cluck your way to justice.

Ah, ok. When they're made in tomato sauce here, they usually have weenies cut up in them. Beans and franks!

Yes. I think it's dumb and driven by a need for Texas politicians to pander to the superstitious.

Is it nasty without a mixer?

Cameron Moore
Cameron Moore

Arise chicken! Chicken arise!

Jose Gomez
Jose Gomez

You never even tried during the smokey rebellion loco. you pussy.

Yeah, beans and sausages where tiny scooders favourite.

Ethan Collins
Ethan Collins

I'm glad youre the sensible one. people are crazy

Jace Williams
Jace Williams

o shit im sleepy

Christopher Roberts
Christopher Roberts

It's just like super licorice-y. You're supposed to drip water into it til it's milky green. Not too bad.

Lucas Evans
Lucas Evans

ugh now he made me watch some really shitty dbz filler episode

Leo Bell
Leo Bell

isn't 90% of db filler

Samuel Allen
Samuel Allen

Probably. but it was goku and piccolo trying to get drivers licenses. I'd rather just have watched powering up yelling tbh

Asher Robinson
Asher Robinson

hello

Christopher Williams
Christopher Williams

Neko.

Jose Young
Jose Young

maddie

Lincoln Hill
Lincoln Hill

Have you ever been on a cruise?

Robert Cruz
Robert Cruz

no
why do you ask?

Jayden Sanders
Jayden Sanders

Ooh. I was just curious.

I've been looking some up for a vacation.

Colton Moore
Colton Moore

90% of anime is filler

90% of life is filler

90% of universe is filler

90% or ur brain is filler~ :3c

Jacob Collins
Jacob Collins

my mom really likes them but my dad gets seasick on boats so idunno
Where do you wanna go?

Sebastian Adams
Sebastian Adams

We have a small cruise on the lake up here.
It's actually kinda nice.

Brody Wood
Brody Wood

:O
i've been on a legit cruise once!

Evan Gomez
Evan Gomez

I've only been on the local one.

Jaxson Ross
Jaxson Ross

what do they do on ur's?
like umm... use your talky talky powers to describe everything about it.

Isaac Stewart
Isaac Stewart

Car

Evan Flores
Evan Flores

what if we could swap out brains

Jeremiah Sanchez
Jeremiah Sanchez

The caribbean or like one of those Norway ones

Daniel Stewart
Daniel Stewart

Gee, I wonder.

It depends on what course they're taking.
Sometimes they just kinda go around Nipissing, sometimes they go by the islands, and I forget where the others go.

There's a small... I guess diner on the ship, but it's just a small thing.

Isaiah Harris
Isaiah Harris

is it just some twin ballast boat that... uh ferry's people around?

Robert Mitchell
Robert Mitchell

if I was out on the ocean I'd want to be much deeper in the water
to the unexplored

Carson Morales
Carson Morales

Nah, that sounds scary.

Lucas Roberts
Lucas Roberts

how so?

Gabriel Cox
Gabriel Cox

looks like a nice little sightseeing thingy :)

i've been on plenty of ferry's! along the west coast... it's reffressing.

John Price
John Price

Submarines are different.

Claustrophobic. Scary animals down there and stuff.

Joshua Wood
Joshua Wood

you'll never have a choi

Lincoln Lopez
Lincoln Lopez

there's probably some amazing stuff down there tho

Dylan Edwards
Dylan Edwards

Good luck on your expedition <3

Lincoln Morgan
Lincoln Morgan

I'm not leaving by myself

Aaron Gonzalez
Aaron Gonzalez

Oh.

Have you seen The Life Aquatic?

Connor Evans
Connor Evans

nuh uh what's that

Aaron Cruz
Aaron Cruz

It's a Bill Murray movie.

Hunter Harris
Hunter Harris

should i watch it?

Carson Phillips
Carson Phillips

If you'd like to.

Alexander Sanders
Alexander Sanders

*hug*

Ethan Sanchez
Ethan Sanchez

I want to pat a Choi.

Josiah Green
Josiah Green

:|

Evan Martin
Evan Martin

you just want to be held.

Asher Diaz
Asher Diaz

Not by you.

Luis Richardson
Luis Richardson

what's wrong with me

Dominic Gomez
Dominic Gomez

I'll just reserve my judgements.

Nathan Fisher
Nathan Fisher

is it because sabrina likes my bum more than your bum

you have a pretty shit bum luka no offense like

Alexander Roberts
Alexander Roberts

I pity you.

Easton Hill
Easton Hill

*hug*

Benjamin Reed
Benjamin Reed

Christian Stewart
Christian Stewart

why'd you reply to yourself?

kewl song tho

Jeremiah Rodriguez
Jeremiah Rodriguez

it was the wrong trip

William Gutierrez
William Gutierrez

nice trips... too bad some of your webms are super gross looking.

Jason Watson
Jason Watson

Some people find some of it fascinating.

Austin Sullivan
Austin Sullivan

what the FUCK microshit

Isaiah Anderson
Isaiah Anderson

yeah,, but still.

at least that explosions looks kewl
:O

Connor Carter
Connor Carter

good to hear

if only

I have a learning disability and am a good talker. Can I use this to program Python?
kek

Noah Thomas
Noah Thomas

?

Adam Stewart
Adam Stewart

yep.

James Nguyen
James Nguyen

the hole was a trap

Angel Watson
Angel Watson

Call Tech Support.
Oh wait.

Brody Morgan
Brody Morgan

https://www.theguardian.com/world/2015/may/22/netherlands-islamic-veil-niqab-ban-proposal-dutch-cabinet

I bet Tokai is proud.

Austin Hughes
Austin Hughes

Why do you need these roundabout bullshit for often-used API calls I'm not gonna manage my own memory for a FUCKING STRING IT'S NOT 1986 ANYMORE

Colton James
Colton James

only partial
only niqab

we should just ban non-aryan people like in the 40s

Nolan Jones
Nolan Jones

I'm loving this game like Lillie loves the SuMo protagonist.

Jordan Diaz
Jordan Diaz

I didn't even notice that was the old article about it being proposed.

http://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/europe/dutch-burqa-veil-ban-holland-votes-for-partial-restrictions-some-public-places-a7445656.html

That's the one from today of it being approved.

Austin Cruz
Austin Cruz

so it's basically segregation right cos now they can't ride the bus

except they don't even get their own bus like the blacks did

Tyler James
Tyler James

This nigga still going on about Pokemon

Holy shit

I wake up to this?

Austin Wood
Austin Wood

banning burkha/nijab is stupid and racist

Alexander Gonzalez
Alexander Gonzalez

More going on about FFXV.

Charles James
Charles James

Hello.

Ian Anderson
Ian Anderson

I just wonder about how it's worded because doesn't that make wearing scarves pulled up in the winter illegal if it's trying to be "neutral and not racist" but not meaning Islam or the coverings by name?

Justin Myers
Justin Myers

but not
*by not

Christopher Nelson
Christopher Nelson

What does it even achieve

Alexander Sanders
Alexander Sanders

lol Pokemon

Ayden Price
Ayden Price

There's apparently 50-100 Muslim women in all of the Netherlands that wear it according to various news sites.
So stopping those 50-100 women, I guess.

Michael Edwards
Michael Edwards

ONLY MUSLIMS CAN BE TERRORISTS

Cameron Garcia
Cameron Garcia

Muslims and whites, anyway.

All white cis males should be arrested for the crimes they're guaranteed to commit.

Angel Foster
Angel Foster

may aswell arrest american whites
consiudering right now they are a MINORITY REPORT

Asher Russell
Asher Russell

Rin have you fixed your unibrow yet?

Ayden Bailey
Ayden Bailey

Sobo, basically everything from the photo you're thinking of is wrong.

That photo is almost 5 years old.

Owen Barnes
Owen Barnes

universal brow?

Wyatt Peterson
Wyatt Peterson

Arrival

Cameron Bennett
Cameron Bennett

I just got 1.3k exp for catching a fish.

Adam Wright
Adam Wright

where your gf at?

Nolan Morgan
Nolan Morgan

Ban is my girlfriend.

Hudson Barnes
Hudson Barnes

What gf ?

Juan Jones
Juan Jones

90% of ur mum is my C O C K

Ayden Johnson
Ayden Johnson

last night

Julian Scott
Julian Scott

55% of ur mom is water

Nathan Jenkins
Nathan Jenkins

You must of been dreaming.

Xavier Morgan
Xavier Morgan

your brain is 80% water

like a weak beer

but is super computer, you can't explain that

Joseph Bennett
Joseph Bennett

of what?

Joshua Cook
Joshua Cook

Haven't been around for a while. What's new?

Carson Powell
Carson Powell

Nano machines, son.

Noah Foster
Noah Foster

same

Or maybe it was a nightmare.

Charles Nelson
Charles Nelson

It was quite an expression you threw at me

Gavin Ortiz
Gavin Ortiz

I really like that edgy picture.

Jaxon Cook
Jaxon Cook

What is the difference between this place and /imouto/?

Logan Clark
Logan Clark

Washboard-kun

Jason Jones
Jason Jones

what was?

Jaxson Nelson
Jaxson Nelson

this place is evil? ._.

Caleb Morales
Caleb Morales

not Rin.jpg

Christopher Rivera
Christopher Rivera

This place somehow ends up less gay.

Camden Russell
Camden Russell

Reminds me more of ahegao porn than anything

Christian Perry
Christian Perry

I can't tell you what your nightmares are.

Hunter Hughes
Hunter Hughes

Evil? You seem nice to me.

Brandon Foster
Brandon Foster

i didn't have one.

I am.
i can't say much for this board tho...

Ryan Johnson
Ryan Johnson

I'm the nicest one here.

Ayden Jackson
Ayden Jackson

Get it?
Because no washing machine.

Justin Phillips
Justin Phillips

fuck it's hot

Nathan Walker
Nathan Walker

There only seem to be about 4-5 of you. What's you evaluation on your peers' niceness levels?

Jayden Thomas
Jayden Thomas

This ones more accurate

William Martin
William Martin

fucking lol

Henry Peterson
Henry Peterson

It's all about average.... i guess?
right now is slow hours anyways. give it a few hours.

Kayden Rogers
Kayden Rogers

Oh?

Joseph Morris
Joseph Morris

what a cunt

Brandon Wright
Brandon Wright

:c

James Bailey
James Bailey

Aren't ponies just a specific subset of furries that want to fuck cartoon horses?

Jordan Myers
Jordan Myers

we accept all forms of degeneracy here my friend

Connor Hill
Connor Hill

UwU whats this ?

Aiden Jenkins
Aiden Jenkins

theyd say differently

Hunter Martinez
Hunter Martinez

Gas them all.

Aaron Powell
Aaron Powell

Board war when???!?!?!?!

Jack Perry
Jack Perry

fixed

Ryder Diaz
Ryder Diaz

I have an Alolan Muk named Zyklon-B.
Now to find a Ghastly to name 6MILLION.

Andrew Morgan
Andrew Morgan

They only have like four posters and they're all either people from here or old Alicefags with new names.

Gabriel Jenkins
Gabriel Jenkins

i'm surprised you actually play pokemon
i figured you were incapable of liking things that other people liked

Christian Nelson
Christian Nelson

I've played all of the Pogeymens released thus far.

Blake Reyes
Blake Reyes

i'm proud of you
look at you go
liking things

the last one i actually played all the way through before moon was Gen 3

Jackson Edwards
Jackson Edwards

The stylus I'm using to play it is even a Dialga one from preordering Diamond a decade ago.

Mason Wilson
Mason Wilson

nice
how are you liking s/m? i'm surprised at how much i love it

James Murphy
James Murphy

Not bad, not great.
Kind of refreshing to play as something new but still the same old game for better and worse.

Wyatt Long
Wyatt Long

WoW arenas or SC2?

Hunter Ortiz
Hunter Ortiz

+ Soto now :^)

Andrew Ward
Andrew Ward

James Smith
James Smith

SC2, I will battle you for honor.

Samuel Phillips
Samuel Phillips

Haven't seen it

Bentley Fisher
Bentley Fisher

He's on the pursuit of the asspussy.

Lincoln Price
Lincoln Price

RIP already been doing arenas.

Cooper Allen
Cooper Allen

Oh no tragic.
Enjoy, I will read comics of underaged girls being sexualed instead.

Jose Sullivan
Jose Sullivan

Hasn't seen Always Sunny
Thinks Clannad is good
Do us all a favor and kys for all that shit taste

Don't make me pull up the pics of him man
It's like really bad

like worse than Rin
Like, it's bad dude

Cooper Foster
Cooper Foster

So like.
Who all's chasing tail from whom right now?

Josiah Evans
Josiah Evans

The usual.

Jayden Gomez
Jayden Gomez

That wordfilter got me good

Ian Russell
Ian Russell

glhf

Tyler Turner
Tyler Turner

Ok

Christopher Bennett
Christopher Bennett

wordfilter ?

Gabriel Johnson
Gabriel Johnson

No, wait.

Daniel Carter
Daniel Carter

Its lolz tho

why would you ever leave your hair that long?

Wyatt Hughes
Wyatt Hughes

You caught me just before I jumped

I've seen a lot of clips

Colton Powell
Colton Powell

Don't be a bigot.
He's a girl.
Girls have long hair obvs.

Adrian Adams
Adrian Adams

My hair's actually a bit shorter now.
Nice try, though.

Only if you jump into my arms.

Robert Ward
Robert Ward

Rin will never post an update picture

Why even live ?

Liam Johnson
Liam Johnson

Only if you never let me go :c

Jonathan Foster
Jonathan Foster

Because why would I post an update picture when it's really entertaining to me how hard they try?

Why would I let go, though ???

Mason Lewis
Mason Lewis

Cause he looks the same lol

Leo Russell
Leo Russell

Who even tries ?

I bet you would like to be proven wrong though

Julian Walker
Julian Walker

Well, eating might be hard

Joshua Cruz
Joshua Cruz

Sobo and Tsuchi try real hard to upset me, but because their attacks are so far off base, it's just entertaining.

We can find a way.

Alexander Gray
Alexander Gray

Like when that one "dad" retard comes in and tell me how I don't have a car or job/

Aaron Rivera
Aaron Rivera

mhm

Jace Taylor
Jace Taylor

I suppose.

Christian Sanders
Christian Sanders

Like.. I can feed you? :3

Noah Murphy
Noah Murphy

As long as you aren't planning on baby birding it.

Elijah Phillips
Elijah Phillips

Its based off nothing and hes not smart enough to come up with something else.

Robert Morris
Robert Morris

Why can't Iris be a permanent party member?

Sounds about right.

Landon Howard
Landon Howard

I.. had no such intentions

Anthony Roberts
Anthony Roberts

"Imagine taking one for a spin?"
Do you want to?
I mean, this one is mine.

Let's just go on a road trip, and forget this whole war thing.

Jason Ward
Jason Ward

Then, sure.

Chase Lewis
Chase Lewis

I'm pretty sure I've temporarily ruined badfoxes thread.

Alexander Torres
Alexander Torres

Ryder Allen
Ryder Allen

Anthony Bell
Anthony Bell

Daniel Russell
Daniel Russell

The thread is now deader than Guero's hopes and dreams.

Josiah Turner
Josiah Turner

Needs to be deader.

Thomas Lopez
Thomas Lopez

I'll finish the job

Gabriel White
Gabriel White

Even a dead god can dream.

Bentley Campbell
Bentley Campbell

:)

bump

Julian Gray
Julian Gray

with furry porn?

Dominic Young
Dominic Young

-sigh-

Carson Martin
Carson Martin

i really doubt you have a collection

Christian Johnson
Christian Johnson

Don't tempt fate.

Nolan Cook
Nolan Cook

lol

Nolan Martin
Nolan Martin

just enough to start fapping to for someone but that's about it.

Juan Murphy
Juan Murphy

Overwatch sucks.

Jonathan Howard
Jonathan Howard

♥ Mercy

Kayden Russell
Kayden Russell

mercy was made for life making

Asher Fisher
Asher Fisher

I paid money for it to see how it was, so I guess?

Isaac Edwards
Isaac Edwards

should've just tried during the free time

Tyler Lee
Tyler Lee

i wanna be mercy!

Daniel Richardson
Daniel Richardson

I'm basically Mercy.
I'm even an irl healslut irl

Luke James
Luke James

I wasn't free during that time.

Nathaniel Howard
Nathaniel Howard

Emma où êtes-vous?

Grayson Lewis
Grayson Lewis

Except the whole Swiss doctor and vagina thing.

James White
James White

lewd

so you have hips and thighs of a goddess?

I guess you didn't luck out then

Samuel Parker
Samuel Parker

Touche.

Ryan Bailey
Ryan Bailey

Evidently.

Chase James
Chase James

how?

Connor Garcia
Connor Garcia

I was hoping you'd say yes

ye

do you know how life is made? cause mercy is for that lol

Lucas Davis
Lucas Davis

I'm a skinny little thing, so I can't have thighs that plump.

Ian Jackson
Ian Jackson

Damn

Samuel Perez
Samuel Perez

mercy ults

Thomas Perez
Thomas Perez

well if you have a nice butt there's always tracer, plus her accent is easy to mimic

no that revives, it doesn't "make" life

Isaiah Johnson
Isaiah Johnson

It looks like their lower ribs have been smashed by wearing a corset all of their life.

Andrew Miller
Andrew Miller

Or I can just be me, and not try to be a video game character.

R-right...?
That's an option, right...?

Hudson Jones
Hudson Jones

it is! just cosplay is fucking adorable at times horrifying at others

Landon Thomas
Landon Thomas

it life ;~;
quintubple res

Kayden Lee
Kayden Lee

Yeah, but
if I cosplay, I don't wanna be a character some filthy normie off the street can recognize.

I want to wear my autism proudly.

Connor Jenkins
Connor Jenkins

will abra run away if I try to injure it first?

Juan Myers
Juan Myers

All it knows is teleport.
So yes.

Gavin Gomez
Gavin Gomez

DFAMN

Dylan Robinson
Dylan Robinson

fair point!

William Stewart
William Stewart

why the fuck. the ball shook 3 times then paused and he broke out what kind of bs is that

Luis Sullivan
Luis Sullivan

Catch rate is ~1/3

If you have mean look, that can lock it into the battle, and let you weaken it.

Paralysis is a 1/3 chance of it being unable to act, and also a 2x modifier on the catch rate.
Confusion is another 1/3 chance of it being unable to act, but that'll cause it to damage itself.

Xavier Parker
Xavier Parker

I've only barely played the first few moments of leaf green and pokemon go both seemed like if the ball shook 3 times you caught it. why is it not the same in this one? why bother letting the ball shake at all

Ethan Lewis
Ethan Lewis

how2 throw a perfect game

Mason Mitchell
Mason Mitchell

Para is 25% and confuse 50% unless those got changed with SuMo
Para also quarters speed tho

Asher Gray
Asher Gray

at least you're around.

Xavier Reed
Xavier Reed

For the moment.

John Peterson
John Peterson

The ball shaking three times has never been a guaranteed capture.
It's used the same formula since Gen3, IIRC.

Para only halves speed, and confuse got nerfed.
I dunno if para is still 25$ or if that was incresed, but given the nerf I wouldn't question it.

25% and 30% are functionally the same thing anyway.

Jacob Hughes
Jacob Hughes

1/3 = 33% not 30%

Jaxon Reyes
Jaxon Reyes

so what in both those games it just was pure chance that everything that broke out broke out at 2 shakes and never 3? I mean I'll be okay if that's how it is but it seems really weird that it didn't go that way until now

Jack Ramirez
Jack Ramirez

25% and 33% are very different. Pokemon is a risk management game, 8.33% additional risk needs to be taken into consideration.

Adrian Jones
Adrian Jones

Spoilers

2 words: Quick Ball

Connor Anderson
Connor Anderson

I can't get them yet and even if I did this isn't the problem, the problem is the pointless mechanic of the ball shaking as it serves zero point if 3 shakes isn't a guaranteed catch

John Perez
John Perez

got plans?

Josiah Butler
Josiah Butler

Sometimes you just need to accept that things are dumb and are that way because they simply are and deal with it

Nathaniel Gonzalez
Nathaniel Gonzalez

Sleep.

Charles Long
Charles Long

And Abra's catch rate is lower than both, your point?

Yes, that's exactly what it is.
At least in the case of leaf green.

On single number rng, 33 will proc about 5 more times in 100 than 25.
On dual number proc, 33 will basically never proc.

They're functionally the same thing.

Noah Jones
Noah Jones

this early?

Lucas Hughes
Lucas Hughes

pokemon is such a dum game

Dylan Diaz
Dylan Diaz

I'm old and tired.

Kayden Johnson
Kayden Johnson

Not if you're a master ghost type user like me.

Jonathan Hill
Jonathan Hill

Smogon uses full RNGs. They are not the same thing in any sense.

Bentley Phillips
Bentley Phillips

that's retarded

so it's pointless and a waste of coding and space in all their games, neat lol

it sure has some retarded af aspects to it

Ryder King
Ryder King

Too bad smogon doesn't matter to the catch rate formula huh?

It used to be.
Now it rolls the check to capture four times, unless you get a critical capture.

Because, you know.
You should make the check four times, just to be absolutely sure.

Bentley Long
Bentley Long

The shaking of the pokeball is based on how close your roll was to the catch chance I believe, and adds both suspense/excitement and gives you an idea of how close you are.

Grayson Cook
Grayson Cook

you never got a mew in red/blue did you

Brody Morales
Brody Morales

Didn't know that was the purpose; arguing that 1/3 and 1/4 are the same is enough reason to step in. It's criminal.

Aaron Wilson
Aaron Wilson

I only had yellow

Benjamin Hughes
Benjamin Hughes

To perform a shake check, a random number between 0 and 65535 (inclusive) is generated and compared to b. If the number is greater than or equal to b, the check "fails".
Four shake checks are performed. The Pokémon is caught if all four shake checks succeed. Otherwise, the Poké Ball will shake as many times as there were successful shake checks before the Pokémon breaks free.
If a is 255 or greater, the capture will always succeed and no shake checks will be performed.

Gen 3 mechanics, not gen 1.

I mean sure.
If you only understand mathematics, and not how they apply in game design.

Lucas Rogers
Lucas Rogers

darn...

what should i do?

Joshua Evans
Joshua Evans

Actually, Gen 1 shake mechanics had nothing to do with your roll, and it was determined by your modified catch rate.

Which meant that the same pokemon with the same hp, and the same condition, would always shake the exact same number of times.

And if it ever shook more than that, then it was a guaranteed capture.

John Hughes
John Hughes

that's a fair amount of time and work for something completely pointless

so in other words it is pointless af, it's literally in there to artificially extend the time of playing. it would be like playing rock paper scissors through a hole in the wall but the first three choices they show you were not specifically the real one

Gavin Sullivan
Gavin Sullivan

Why dum ;;

Ayden Ramirez
Ayden Ramirez

I mean, it's as pointless as any other flavor mechanic.

Joseph Bell
Joseph Bell

It could happen basically instantly.
The actual shaking is just a feedback on the system, which is actually rather well implemented for a taming thing.

Cameron Bennett
Cameron Bennett

Whatever you wish.

/bed

Caleb Sanders
Caleb Sanders

it should have ended after the frist 3-4

Cameron Clark
Cameron Clark

nini

Ryder Murphy
Ryder Murphy

no cause it serves zero purpose, as I said there are only two answers like with rock paper scissors, you either won or lost to play it out for any amount of time is stupid

again it could just do this very simple and cheaper method
throw ball
you caught it or did not
why add pointless time eating crap in between? it made sense when it seemed to have a point but now it's just forcing me to watch a digital ball shake for nothing

Benjamin Thompson
Benjamin Thompson

Shinies, color variations, sprites, tiles, animations etc. also serve no purpose by that logic. The point is to make a fun game, the suspense added by the pokeball shaking is iconic and fun to many.

Liam Miller
Liam Miller

When did it seem to have a point before?

Jaxon Butler
Jaxon Butler

no shinies and color variations are a visible difference that are also rare so they matter in terms of collecting, you could sell the point as "capture rare shiny versions of your pokemon" you however can not sell "watch an animated ball shake for teen seconds every time you try to capture a pokemon for no real reason aside from we want this to take longer"

when I believed 3 shakes meant something, now it does not so watching it shake serves no purpose. regardless of how much it shakes the end result is already done and the same. you aren't learning anything useful from the shaking, it's not confirming or denying anything it's just there to take up space

Josiah Phillips
Josiah Phillips

They do not change a battle or minigame mechanic, therefore they serve no purpose.
Also, sprites? Animations? Tiles?
They are there for a reason.

Juan Nelson
Juan Nelson

okay I told you how you can sell shinies as a feature in the game to get people to buy in, you tell me how you can sell the ball shaking animation feature

Owen Jenkins
Owen Jenkins

It's no different, then.
You only see one because now you understand the mechanics.

If the 3rd shake guaranteed capture, then you're still making three shake checks, instead of four, which was done in Gen5.

Parker Myers
Parker Myers

And people just replay old games for their pokemon fix?

Landon Wilson
Landon Wilson

Note: Gen5 three shakes still wasn't a guaranteed capture.
The ball would just never break after two. Only after one, and three.

Nolan Bennett
Nolan Bennett

... and none, I guess.

Elijah Powell
Elijah Powell

RIP the other bits. Regardless, I'll humor you.
Catch new, wild pokemon! Watch as they struggle to evade capture, and weaken them if they manage to escape! Utilize a variety of different types of pokeballs to improve your chance of capturing new pokemon in different situations, as well as change what the pokemon thinks of you upon capture!
Suspense, drama and mystery are exciting to people. Not knowing instantly whether or not you've caught the pokemon and watching the ball shake gives that to some people.

Connor Martin
Connor Martin

It's the same as open loot boxes in any modern game: there's a long animation to draw out suspense and make the anticipation/disappointment more rewarding.
It's literally the same as a "gambler's high": using your anticipation for your desired outcome to not discourage you from failure.

Jack Williams
Jack Williams

Tsuchi phrased it better than I did.
You can press a button that then instantly tells you whether you won or lost with a plain text output. That's not as fun.

Carson Cook
Carson Cook

This game has to many pokemon that I want in it....

Anthony Hernandez
Anthony Hernandez

Also, Spoilers.
The shaking does serve a purpose.

It gives you an approximation of how close you are to catching any given Pokemon.

Since the game generates a modified catch rate, and rolls numbers against that to determine if you pass or fail a shake, you can use how often you get to x number of shakes to get an idea of whether you need to weaken it more, or just keep trying.

Use that as your sales pitch and you're selling at a loss.

Julian Evans
Julian Evans

whatever, if all of you like time waiting stuff in games that serves no point but to draw out the most boring part all the power to you. to me it's thee worst part of the game as not only did it waste time to begin with but no it wastes time and serves zero actual purpose

there's zero suspense, I can tell you that now as a person just getting actually into pokemon. whether it's nostalgia that makes you feel that or what I do not know

that's wrong cause you can skip loot box animations, you cannot skip this animation. if you could? it'd be perfectly fine

Sebastian Ward
Sebastian Ward

See : The shaking of the pokeball is based on how close your roll was to the catch chance I believe

And opinions.

You might be too old or jaded for pokemon then. For a significant number of ten year olds there will be a feeling of suspense.

Jeremiah Ward
Jeremiah Ward

It's literally the same as a "gambler's high": using your anticipation for your desired outcome to not discourage you from failure.
That is not wrong.
That is literally what it is and why every game based on chance draws out suspense and makes you feel like your were close.

Andrew Jones
Andrew Jones

how close you are to capturing it
since I've seen them break out in 3 then the next time break out in 2 with less health, that means how close you are once has no meaning with the rest of it

Gavin Peterson
Gavin Peterson

yes we are all ten here

it's good to see even when you aren't mad af you still don't pay attention well, the thing was "it's wrong that it is in anyway the same as the loot boxes" followed by the reason the two are different to make the point. please just don't get involved gilgamesh

Carson Barnes
Carson Barnes

see I know the equations and comparisons well enough that the shakes tell me what my next course of action is.

I entirely agree that it's annoying as all hell, and they could make changes to make it less grating.

But those changes are all forms of RNG bias.

What you said, and what I said, are two different things.
Your roll doesn't matter to the number of shakes.
Your modified catch rate does.

A higher MCR results in more rolls passing, on average, which tells you something.
No particular roll being close to your MCR has anything, at all, ever to do with your shake checks, nor has it ever.

Random numbers are random, even if they're comparing against a more lenient number.

Take the average rather than the flat data.

Henry Wright
Henry Wright

Enjoy being mad at videogames for being fun then.

Tyler Evans
Tyler Evans

it's really simple "press this button to skip" or an option like there is for battle animations

Hunter Hughes
Hunter Hughes

I made a thread :o

Eli Hill
Eli Hill

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