Determined burd

Logan Nelson
Logan Nelson

determined burd.

Justin Hernandez
Justin Hernandez

always on top of your game~

Aaron Brooks
Aaron Brooks

mostly on top of you but that too!

Joshua King
Joshua King

lewd

Michael Diaz
Michael Diaz

just look athe flowers

Blake Clark
Blake Clark

even more so with the addition of ropes

Cooper Jones
Cooper Jones

@cup

Aaron Campbell
Aaron Campbell

I like ropes

Luis King
Luis King

that's good cause

this sort of stuff is fuuuun

Logan Perez
Logan Perez

I've been into bondage for far longer than I should have been. one of my earliest fetishes.

Nicholas Martinez
Nicholas Martinez

dum/10

Thomas Watson
Thomas Watson

interesting! also that pic is another example of something fun to do to cups

Isaiah King
Isaiah King

what would that be?

James Miller
James Miller

your image here dork also why is it even when I turn off spoilered images it stays for one extra? so mean

Jason Diaz
Jason Diaz

I know but I was hoping you'd say it~

Logan Johnson
Logan Johnson

what? covering your face in cum? seems a little lewdly blunt, you really are a slut if you wanted that said! lewdo

Jason Anderson
Jason Anderson

[latches onto u]

Christian Evans
Christian Evans

grim

Benjamin Jenkins
Benjamin Jenkins

l-lewd

Christopher Allen
Christopher Allen

all over, then of course as you said to rin and fort! filling as deep and as often as possible! it's obviously the rulees

Jonathan Hall
Jonathan Hall

well we wouldn't want to ignore the rules.

Caleb Anderson
Caleb Anderson

yawn t b h cupcake talk to me instead spoilers is like the most boring poster ever

Logan Scott
Logan Scott

says the one that likes breaking them just to be punished

Evan Lewis
Evan Lewis

go away.

I never said I was good!

Luke Rogers
Luke Rogers

lewdly blunt
i mean this says it all

Zachary Perez
Zachary Perez

don't you have a fire to go die in?

Jace Lee
Jace Lee

have u ever done heroin

Parker Moore
Parker Moore

but you make a good bitch so that's a thing! say, what are you up to bae?

Carter Peterson
Carter Peterson

just drinking at the moment. need more. not drunk enough.

Henry Gray
Henry Gray

im not gonna make fun of u :\ cmon

Charles Sullivan
Charles Sullivan

oh? would you like to go underwatching while you drink?

Blake Sanders
Blake Sanders

no I've never done fucking heroine.

actually I'm gonna pass for tonight, played a bunch earlier and kind of don't feel like any more. probably going to bed soon actually. tired...

Juan Campbell
Juan Campbell

abooo

Tyler Perry
Tyler Perry

that's fine I'll just go back to idle pokemastering lol on another note how was your thanksgiving?

Juan White
Juan White

oh okay then
no other hard drugs either?

nice tripcode!

Jose Jones
Jose Jones

fuck you i hate you die

Jackson Campbell
Jackson Campbell

meh, it was alright. felt kinda shitty out of nowhere, not sure why. but at this point I'm used to that.

I'd ask how yours was but yours was a few weeks ago, wasn't it?

none.

Grayson Jones
Grayson Jones

ta

the trip password is better than the code tbh

Noah Lewis
Noah Lewis

don't really do anything for it anyway but ye not the same day, as for today though it's been alright. got the pokemon game, playing it a bit burnt a small hole into my pants it's a give and take kind of day so far

Julian Bennett
Julian Bennett

how on earth did you manage to burn a hole in your pants?

Josiah Torres
Josiah Torres

damn thats crazy... seems like a large section of people who have been on these kindsa internet places for a long time have done plenty hard drugs. oh well i bet soto has used heroin i should ask him then

interesting %] gimme a hint

Nathaniel King
Nathaniel King

riven

William Morris
William Morris

soto has probably done everything. the hardest thing I do is alcohol.

Caleb Stewart
Caleb Stewart

something was lit, something fell out of the lit thing and decided my pants was a fun place to land. I thought I got it fast enough but clearly I did not, it's meh though it might have been an old christmas gift but I literally only wear these at home to relax as they are way too big anyway

Ryan Gray
Ryan Gray

something was lit, something fell out of the lit thing

hmm...suspiciously vague...

Mason Parker
Mason Parker

it really isn't given I've mentioned it before but it is in this moment vague as fuck for the sake of suspense

Evan Smith
Evan Smith

Fucking christ. Phone internet is hell. I miss my computer internet.

Jeremiah Young
Jeremiah Young

HMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM

well I'm super tired, so I'm going to lie down. but if I remember I'll bug you for details later. nini spoilers. try to sleep earlier than usual!

Aiden Hernandez
Aiden Hernandez

I'll give it a shot bae, sleep well. <3 niiight cups!

Jeremiah Cooper
Jeremiah Cooper

Night slut.

Lincoln Fisher
Lincoln Fisher

at least getting yourself some decent rest?

Jackson Lee
Jackson Lee

How was your Turkey Day?

Isaiah Roberts
Isaiah Roberts

goodnight daddy! uwu

Aiden Price
Aiden Price

That that's off of my mind babe
I'm just going to enjoy my day

Lucas Davis
Lucas Davis

video game thing?
do u smoke?

Nicholas Hall
Nicholas Hall

God no.

Went to bass pro for dinner and saw the new potter film.

Grayson Martinez
Grayson Martinez

?

Levi Lewis
Levi Lewis

bard i love u

Juan Russell
Juan Russell

well sortof I guesss

Matthew Hughes
Matthew Hughes

Dont talk to him bard.

Mason Rogers
Mason Rogers

enjoy me pls

Asher Adams
Asher Adams

i dont like being told what to do
I was just going to ignore him but now i am kind of upset

Samuel Barnes
Samuel Barnes

jeez squash, why?

James Brooks
James Brooks

can i invite my friend? *nervous*

Connor Young
Connor Young

He wont give you cummies like i will.

Holiday shit.

Brayden Sanchez
Brayden Sanchez

o-okay

Andrew Cook
Andrew Cook

blah that's a fair point, that sucks

Anthony Harris
Anthony Harris

Went to bass pro for dinner

Oh come on. That's not very much in the spirit of things. Hours of cooking, and worse, cleaning afterwards, and you didn't suffer through that with the rest of us? How many extended family members did you even see today?

Caleb Carter
Caleb Carter

i'm looking for good IDGAF trips and this one reminded me of you.

Kevin Brooks
Kevin Brooks

2. I will be seeing upwards of 30 this weekend.

Blake Reed
Blake Reed

i mean i looked it up and saw league of legends

Aiden Scott
Aiden Scott

Ah.

Josiah Diaz
Josiah Diaz

that trip is gold

Cameron King
Cameron King

Is THAT a more Thanksgiving celebration? With turkey and cranberry sauce and green bean casserole?

Michael Thomas
Michael Thomas

wanna read a post i made explaining why thanksgiving is the worst holiday

Colton Perry
Colton Perry

Yes. We will be playing bridge and crow as well.

Xavier Turner
Xavier Turner

Not really.

Excellent.

Liam Green
Liam Green

laughing off my ass at the moment

Joshua Gutierrez
Joshua Gutierrez

"I hate thabksgiving because i cant fuck kids." - sci

Jackson Wood
Jackson Wood

Bass pro was lit though

Zachary Price
Zachary Price

woa

Xavier Hall
Xavier Hall

Hey qt 3.14

Kayden Jenkins
Kayden Jenkins

thanksgiving is the worst holiday
like let me make this clear for you, dudes. first of all thanksgiving is set at the end of autumn, clearly the shittiest looking and feeling time of the year. dont get me wrong, autumn is cool at the start for maybe 3 weeks when the leaves are pretty, but after that it looks terrible and is generally garbage. secondly the celebration for thanksgiving is like nothing. what? a dinner? i thought that was a given for holidays but i guess thats all there is to thanksgiving huh. and sure if ur into football theres some football whatever going on but it has nothing to do w/ thanksgiving anyway so who cares? lastly even at the most fundamental level of what thanksgiving is supposed to be it's trash. the whole concept of the holiday is to remind u to be thankful for what u have…….. that is the most depressing concept for a holiday ive ever heard. like sure it's """good""" to be reminded to be thankful but nobody likes that it's not fun and it's depressing as fuck to be forced by this bottom-tier holiday to think about it.
so yea thanksgiving sucks

Gabriel Perez
Gabriel Perez

We have one out here. Best shopping experience ever. It's enormous and so fucking well decorated. It's like a museum, except the guns aren't antiques and you can buy them.

Luis Morales
Luis Morales

That was s some inane bullshit and i only read the post name and stopped.

Logan Thomas
Logan Thomas

amerocans are weird

Gavin Evans
Gavin Evans

It is an amazing store. I fucked around at the shooting range for a bit.

Kayden Hughes
Kayden Hughes

I'm glad we have a pillar of normalcy like you to strive towards.

Xavier Thomas
Xavier Thomas

hi babe

hi other babe

i know right

Aaron Walker
Aaron Walker

See

Lucas Brown
Lucas Brown

Call me a good dog.

Asher Sullivan
Asher Sullivan

a plant fucking candy wrapper hoarder is the pillar of soul for normalcy

Jordan Sullivan
Jordan Sullivan

we the best

nerus a sweetheart u be nice to her

Noah Ramirez
Noah Ramirez

Thank god. Someone in this game finally said something about the prof not wearing a shirt.

Ethan Clark
Ethan Clark

:( test don't be mean........

who's a good dog???? you are!!!!!!!!!!!!

Blake Russell
Blake Russell

I think all these things americans do is something out of a ton of weed from indians back in the 1800s when america was made america today instead of america of yesterday

Michael Sanchez
Michael Sanchez

Yes

Noah Green
Noah Green

I can't believe Lucio is fucking dead

lmao

Carter Turner
Carter Turner

I can only hope your stupidity is a facade.

James Johnson
James Johnson

uwu

hello can you fix your sentence construction to something comprehensible?

Hunter Thompson
Hunter Thompson

Whats this

Matthew Long
Matthew Long

hi test
how was turkey day

Kayden Price
Kayden Price

well maybe they were on the weed idk about that, but what i do know is that the founders are the greatest men to ever live besides the ancient greek philosophers

not understanding neru
LOL

Jackson Carter
Jackson Carter

Too much of a cluster of dots and lines. Go to bed cup

Carson Phillips
Carson Phillips

yes

Evan Brooks
Evan Brooks

not understanding art or music lol

Gabriel Ward
Gabriel Ward

i understand that ty. so americans are yes?

Kayden Fisher
Kayden Fisher

I didn't sleep till 6 and had to wake up at 10, so the festivities were a fucking slog for me. Cooking and cleaning on zero energy. Went back for a nap by 4. Feeling refreshed now.

Jonathan Martinez
Jonathan Martinez

yesterday america became today america after weed bong party when they ran out of tea because somebody threw all the tea in sea

Dominic Garcia
Dominic Garcia

hey oobles did u finish my kazura or what

Wyatt Roberts
Wyatt Roberts

it is a ploy from the britbongs to make america weird and uncompetitive internationally while they werestill trying to colonialize the world

Nicholas Lee
Nicholas Lee

Haha so random!

Samuel Lee
Samuel Lee

failed ploy

you shut the FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK UUUUUPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP

Luke Perez
Luke Perez

i did most of the prep work yesterday and my sister helped me today so it wasnt too bad on my end
purposefully passed out on the couch after dinner to avoid the dishes lmao

shut up retard

Zachary Sanders
Zachary Sanders

but america is all weird now like weird letter clocks and thanksgiving and mcdonalds every few meters and inches only good for measuring weird stuff with and so full of memes a meme became president

Ryan Miller
Ryan Miller

Ah dammit, that reminds me I have to put the clean dishes away at some point.

Carson Bennett
Carson Bennett

a meme became president

You underestimate the power of meme magic.

Dylan Parker
Dylan Parker

i didnt ask u

letter clocks are u talking about roman numerals? it's not weird u just dont get it cuz ur a foreigner i think thats what it is. trust me we're the most normal country there is.

Jayden Howard
Jayden Howard

I wonder what life is like in Iceland.

Austin Ross
Austin Ross

Yan. I have all but 4 weapons from mobs and 2 boss and covenant weapons left. Im so bored

Jonathan Cox
Jonathan Cox

and a n y w a y none of that has to do with the brits scheme anyway what matters is we're the number one economy so they lose

Brayden Edwards
Brayden Edwards

thank god for the "the turkey made me sleepy" excuse

and your parents didn't ask for you to be born yet here you are

Carson Turner
Carson Turner

/middleschool/

Noah Harris
Noah Harris

number one economy
Hahahahahaha YOU RETARD Hahahahahahahaha

Julian Young
Julian Young

Isn't that what musk and porn are for?

Jaxson Anderson
Jaxson Anderson

that's about the age you like em right?

Easton Davis
Easton Davis

Ive jerked off so much though.

Parker Morgan
Parker Morgan

Bit younger.

Brody Long
Brody Long

ha ha v funny
but for real no i would prefer someone like 5 to 8 yrs older than me desu...

David Gray
David Gray

I named it squash

Josiah Lewis
Josiah Lewis

Butt y
Thats not a dog

Aaron Baker
Aaron Baker

gross

Colton Jackson
Colton Jackson

Are you playing with a shield?
That's not a Rockruff tho
Or a Stoutland

Isaac Johnson
Isaac Johnson

Yeah. One that does weapon skills. Figured the extra protection would help.

Josiah Ward
Josiah Ward

cause I don't have a dog and calling it trump was too easy

ruude

see top

Thomas Walker
Thomas Walker

But the joke does not stick. I have no affiliations to ferrets. Mandy does though.

Josiah Scott
Josiah Scott

eugh
i wouldn't be cross if i found out sci was mortally wounded but survived to live out a life of agony

Brayden Green
Brayden Green

If only we were so blessed.

Carson Richardson
Carson Richardson

Mhmm, sup with you fam? How ya been?

Eli Wood
Eli Wood

I think we all know what it really looks like.

Adam Richardson
Adam Richardson

God that image... kek

Cameron Reed
Cameron Reed

lets play video games
;~;

Juan Bailey
Juan Bailey

it's furry and it's pokedex entry

been alright enough, not good though. how about you?

see

Isaiah Morales
Isaiah Morales

Shields engender passivity and detract from having fun in Dark Souls.
Try playing with a build that doesn't use a shield.

Dominic Russell
Dominic Russell

dude im so nice to u always what is this for?

Luis Diaz
Luis Diaz

u can do it

Nicholas Perez
Nicholas Perez

All the pokemon are pretty much furry.

Luis Garcia
Luis Garcia

pretty good, just doing day to day things. more girl problems?

Ayden Jackson
Ayden Jackson

huh?

Jonathan Smith
Jonathan Smith

We just got done playing.

Cooper Cooper
Cooper Cooper

I am only using it for soul of cinder. I cant parry him for shit so im making the trade. Ill be going back to a str or trying spells next respec.

Tyler Rodriguez
Tyler Rodriguez

oh
just sayin'

Caleb Ramirez
Caleb Ramirez

you just up and left...
its been a whole over half an hour tho... :s

what else am i to do?

Andrew Perez
Andrew Perez

thanks?

Owen Green
Owen Green

You dont get to judge me.

Christopher Harris
Christopher Harris

birds and bugs have fur all over?

nah just melancholic problems or at least that's what people keep calling it, I just call it shit feels

Camden Cook
Camden Cook

Furry is a blanket term for anthropomorphic creatures from the animal kingdom. Fur is not exclusive. Avians is the specific for birds in the culture.

James Johnson
James Johnson

Post the lewdest anime picture in existence and I'll play another aram.

Landon Roberts
Landon Roberts

probably not

Asher Bennett
Asher Bennett

you can talk to me about it if you'd like. you can always hit me up on steam. now why don'tcha go ahead and tell me about it

Lincoln Taylor
Lincoln Taylor

i could have posted smug anime lolis instead.
how am I supposed to keep you entertained?
I only have so much dry wit to go around and all I did for thanksgiving was eat a grilled cheese sandwich I made and be alone with my thoughts.

Xavier Myers
Xavier Myers

Hau is a shit rival but his music is jammin.

Nathaniel Ortiz
Nathaniel Ortiz

Post naked photos of your dog. Fastest way to my heart.

Luis Reed
Luis Reed

My dog doesn't have a penis so I don't think you'd be interested.

Nolan Ortiz
Nolan Ortiz

Its all the same.

Julian Reyes
Julian Reyes

no... I was uh using the word as literally furry not the fetish, squash. sorry

it's really just that I don't feel that happy or motivated, feels a lot like everything I do is wrong. stupid shit like that

Jonathan Reed
Jonathan Reed

._.

Nathaniel Diaz
Nathaniel Diaz

That's highly inaccurate.

Justin Adams
Justin Adams

You have failed me.

Also you should cultivate a hobby. Could help.

Evan King
Evan King

Fine. Post your dick then.

Jack Rivera
Jack Rivera

<3
i like that smug mercy
:3

Michael Roberts
Michael Roberts

Haven't you already seen that?

Connor Clark
Connor Clark

I cant keep track. I see so many peoples dicks here.

Cooper Perez
Cooper Perez

That isn't lewd in any way.

Jaxon Mitchell
Jaxon Mitchell

That must be so hard for you

Isaac Mitchell
Isaac Mitchell

I do have hobbies just no motivation to do them

it's the only good mercy, smug

Logan Rogers
Logan Rogers

My extremely generous offer has expired.

Samuel Perry
Samuel Perry

Its agony.

Parker Ward
Parker Ward

Well assuming your diet and sleep is good these days I'd recommend doing and eating your most favorite things. That and try to surround yourself with family or friends. At least around others you'd be hard pressed to continue moping around.

Benjamin Harris
Benjamin Harris

You might find something more fulfilling like a social group or travel.

Dominic Brown
Dominic Brown

i want moar~

Lucas Wilson
Lucas Wilson

I guess I'll see if I have anything on my phone.

Nolan Anderson
Nolan Anderson

Im kidding. Dont show me your dick.

Mason Bell
Mason Bell

talk through text with someone
conversation flows well
get on voice chat with someone
awkward silence ensues followed by even more awkward small talk

John Nguyen
John Nguyen

Stop sending mixed signals then.

Isaiah Jones
Isaiah Jones

I am fickle.

Daniel Allen
Daniel Allen

Don't fickle fee my pickle pee or I'll pump a you right in your rum

Jonathan Martinez
Jonathan Martinez

again I have those just it's not a thing for me right now, it feels like a pain to do. I've more than tried

Adrian Rivera
Adrian Rivera

Give me soft.

Noah Ramirez
Noah Ramirez

I could not give more advice unless i knew more about your whole situation.

Evan Rivera
Evan Rivera

I'm not familiar with your homo canine slang.
Elaborate.

Brody Sullivan
Brody Sullivan

Give me smooth. Give me silky.

I had mixed up the adjective.

David Sanders
David Sanders

Wait. The one from the first game said soft. I was right.

Jace Barnes
Jace Barnes

;~;

Eli Young
Eli Young

Warm and soft.

Caleb Nelson
Caleb Nelson

Ah. Its been ages.

Dylan Flores
Dylan Flores

I know, please don't worry about it. this sort of thing seems to come and go, I'll hopefully be rid of it sometime in the next few months

oh did you see the webm of when I cucked soldier and ana's ults?

Brandon Harris
Brandon Harris

off the bridge?
:3

Camden Russell
Camden Russell

Snuggly was always lewd.

Zachary Cruz
Zachary Cruz

Apathy is a road to stagnintation.
I will simply say from experiance that it helps to enjoy each day as is if you can and leave it at that.

Wyatt King
Wyatt King

I miss him.

Nicholas Kelly
Nicholas Kelly

no reply ;_;
I'm gonna go play games, hit me up on steam if you're still feeling down.
<3

Ryder Howard
Ryder Howard

stagnintation
experiance

Robert Parker
Robert Parker

I am on phone and cant be fucked to correct them.

Isaiah Peterson
Isaiah Peterson

I just want to play Let It Die.

Juan Perez
Juan Perez

idubbz!
:D

Gabriel Wright
Gabriel Wright

I just wanted an excuse to post that mp4 because of the filename but I don't even know if you can watch it on your phone.

Christopher Russell
Christopher Russell

?

Nicholas Wright
Nicholas Wright

I have it. I didnt click it but am aware of what it is. I cant see file names either.

Julian Sullivan
Julian Sullivan

yeeee that was it

hm that is a good bit of advice actually, thanks squash you're a good guy

sorry looking back and forth between this game so I'm slow af and clearly missing things

Matthew Jones
Matthew Jones

:3

Christopher Scott
Christopher Scott

And Bloodborne.

Jose Powell
Jose Powell

still watching that youtube channel in the background or something else tonight?

Nathaniel Adams
Nathaniel Adams

I am actually a terrible person, but it is not good to let people slip into depression or anything. So i will offer what help i can.

Mason Richardson
Mason Richardson

"Darwin hard at work.mp4"

Indeed

This trip is awful.

Jack Robinson
Jack Robinson

I want that game.

Nolan Nelson
Nolan Nelson

I get this joke. Because its stupidly anime right?

Christopher Edwards
Christopher Edwards

No.
Because it is desirable to a fault and ultimately damaging to players for introducing them to a universe which promotes style and gameplay over substance and plot.

Gavin Perez
Gavin Perez

O

Jose Butler
Jose Butler

nuh, spoopy stuff

you are not a terrible person, dork

Aaron Bell
Aaron Bell

The password is the real prize.

Brody Campbell
Brody Campbell

I am rather vindictive for little reason.

John Evans
John Evans

I still regret getting an Xbone over a PS4.

Wyatt Nguyen
Wyatt Nguyen

They are both bad.

Bentley Robinson
Bentley Robinson

Yes, but one has Bloodborne and Let It Die and The Last of Us.
The other has absolutely nothing I can't play on my PC and have a better experience.

Jason Nguyen
Jason Nguyen

what kinda spop?
;~;

i watched some creepy abandon location explorer random youtubers going thru creepy places just earlier today!
_<

Bentley Lewis
Bentley Lewis

all people have flaws, I for one am not that bright

stories

Christian Long
Christian Long

I suppose thats a good point

Justin Watson
Justin Watson

I dont think being smart is a big deal. Someone is always smarter. I know what i need. If you are content then you should be fine.

Landon Howard
Landon Howard

The last of us though

James Turner
James Turner

Bring me mah flail

Adam Richardson
Adam Richardson

Nu need 4 flail fadah

Eli Jackson
Eli Jackson

adorable hair merci bowcoup tray bein ceeblubay~

like creepypastas and such? ;~;
that might scare me!

Brody Watson
Brody Watson

ah can see tha flame, flickarin so

Aiden Morales
Aiden Morales

Iz juz migided ass

Camden Davis
Camden Davis

-coves ize-

Christopher Turner
Christopher Turner

-dies-

Logan Rodriguez
Logan Rodriguez

handholding

Ew

Jayden Sanders
Jayden Sanders

-holds your hand-

Kevin Thompson
Kevin Thompson

fair point, still you are far from terrible

ye like those

Jonathan Turner
Jonathan Turner

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Jaxon Long
Jaxon Long

NO

Gabriel Edwards
Gabriel Edwards

Perspective is everything i suppose.

Levi Adams
Levi Adams

O i ok now

Landon Gray
Landon Gray

O wait i died again

Joshua Clark
Joshua Clark

FADDER SMASH WIF FIYER

Caleb Evans
Caleb Evans

Arises

Camden Sanders
Camden Sanders

-is ded-

Christopher White
Christopher White

comfort me like this pls

Jayden Garcia
Jayden Garcia

2 flam am becam 1

Jayden Ward
Jayden Ward

dlc over here are your dual scythes and titanite slab

Kayden Harris
Kayden Harris

Neru.

Hudson Jackson
Hudson Jackson

pat

Cooper Howard
Cooper Howard

I really don't get the Pocky thing.

Jonathan Jackson
Jonathan Jackson

I cant use them because george does. Im going to try and find the perfect stats for him later.

Brandon Powell
Brandon Powell

You know what would be a better use of your time?
Doing a psychological case study on Robbie Rotten.

Levi Garcia
Levi Garcia

eat or die

I suppose you would die if you don't eat, but I fail to see what makes this fact clever enough to go on a shirt.

Justin Harris
Justin Harris

Who

Isaiah Gonzalez
Isaiah Gonzalez

mhm, that it is

uh why?

Aiden Bailey
Aiden Bailey

It humorously justifies being overweight.

Samuel Mitchell
Samuel Mitchell

After keep calm shirts everything became fair game.

Parker Moore
Parker Moore

Maybe it's not as much of an ultimatum as you're making it seem. Maybe it's more like somebody pondering two things, like Shower or Grocery Shop, with an implied question mark. Would I rather eat right now, or die?

Jayden Reed
Jayden Reed

because it would be nice?
and i would be able to head off to sleep happy? ._.

Dylan Allen
Dylan Allen

When the tracking information says your parcel has been delivered to 'local post office' so you call them to see if you can pick it up but the old asian man on the phone is telling you that the package you got from a legitimate store is a scam because he can't find it.

Alexander Foster
Alexander Foster

Just call back until you get a different old Asian man and then order some Chinese food.

Luis Hernandez
Luis Hernandez

whatchugot

Henry Morris
Henry Morris

It fails.

Let's bring back bra burning, but for dumb t-shirts instead.

Considering only those two options seems as silly as TATTOOS ON FUR

Luis Wright
Luis Wright

You can dye hair you know. And if you ask me, those are the only two things worth considering at any given point. Right now I'm in my eating phase, as are we all.

Noah Martin
Noah Martin

And then you step outside and realise it was under your door mat for some reason.

Josiah Stewart
Josiah Stewart

Small package.

Cooper Kelly
Cooper Kelly

No bully.

Connor Harris
Connor Harris

Whatchu got

Zachary Peterson
Zachary Peterson

I'm going to try and sleep rather than torture myself with this thread.

Bentley Russell
Bentley Russell

I can't though, this is the internet. the best I can do is this *pet*

Jayden Ross
Jayden Ross

Nighto

Brayden Scott
Brayden Scott

Whatever

Oliver Brooks
Oliver Brooks

There you go~
now youre getting the hang of it ♥

Nathan Rogers
Nathan Rogers

don't be tsun
i will never love you

Joseph Martin
Joseph Martin

Himitsu.

William Cox
William Cox

bra burning
I never really understood why that somehow considered "liberating".
It'd be like going commando: it's just more uncomfortable that way.

Adam Powell
Adam Powell

Enjoy manga!

Nolan Fisher
Nolan Fisher

It's like liberating yourself from the shackles of seatbelts. You fascist pigs wouldn't understand.

Jayden Mitchell
Jayden Mitchell

I see people making the legitimate argument of "the gubbermint can't tell me to wear seatbelts" and really wonder how they haven't won a Darwin Award yet.

Gavin Diaz
Gavin Diaz

I don't think Darwin would give those people awards. Darwin would just play League of Legends or something boring like that instead. I wish he gave out awards.

Christian Howard
Christian Howard

start online test
go downstairs and heat up some leftovers
take a shower
post on Holla Forums

why I need 4 hours for 42 questions (open book) I'll never know

Nicholas Russell
Nicholas Russell

It's so that retards can't complain about not having enough time.

Wyatt Flores
Wyatt Flores

yeah not really

Joshua Gomez
Joshua Gomez

Just give the fucking cummies already.

Jason Hernandez
Jason Hernandez

you first, nerd

Nathan Evans
Nathan Evans

That's not very yuri.

Jacob Lee
Jacob Lee

:c

Thomas Flores
Thomas Flores

hey
Im Biggie Cheese

Owen Gonzalez
Owen Gonzalez

Your brother Chucky is a fucking scumbag.

Lucas Bell
Lucas Bell

it's really not that bad that I'm not, jeez

Levi Turner
Levi Turner

You came from my boy hole.

Ethan Harris
Ethan Harris

nty

Joseph Davis
Joseph Davis

i believe you can

Zzz... <3

Dylan Nelson
Dylan Nelson

what a fag

night

Leo Ramirez
Leo Ramirez

The funniest thing about "patricians" is they're not real. They're just hipsters from 4chan who trick themselves into thinking they're superior for liking obscure music.

Probably because they can't come up with any other reason to love themselves.

I'm not angry at them, they're just funny. They found a way to combine fundamentalism and music and that's pretty hilarious. Like a special ed kid who gets mad when you don't like the candy they do.

Josiah Green
Josiah Green

also

Grayson Miller
Grayson Miller

NO

Isaac Torres
Isaac Torres

wat is wrong/

Cooper Mitchell
Cooper Mitchell

Theme song too catchy.

Kayden Murphy
Kayden Murphy

wild magby appeared
wild magby called for help
wild magby appeared
wild magby called for help
wild magby appeared
wild magby called for help
wild magby appeared
wild magby called for help
wild magby appeared
you couldn't get away
wild magby called for help
wild magby appeared
wild magby called for help
you couldn't get away

Tyler Butler
Tyler Butler

hahaha yeah
ooweeoo

Jordan Wilson
Jordan Wilson

Why is combining fundamentalism and music hilarious?

Daniel Myers
Daniel Myers

wild magby appeared
wild magby called for help
wild magby appeared

Andrew Brooks
Andrew Brooks

whats hilarious is that that makes no sense

Henry Jones
Henry Jones

be playing ww1 shooter
listen to white flag by dido

Because love is the real battlefield

Mason Bennett
Mason Bennett

i'm done
i give up
goodnight
there is nothing left to do but cry

Camden Thompson
Camden Thompson

I like that you all just have fun on here

Grayson Cox
Grayson Cox

thanks

Logan Rogers
Logan Rogers

nobody likes you sci go away

Charles Cruz
Charles Cruz

unfitting music to game is pretty dank

Levi Bennett
Levi Bennett

baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaard i love youuuuuuuuuuuuu

Matthew Torres
Matthew Torres

Shadowverse is such a weeb game but I love being a loli necromancer

Kayden Cook
Kayden Cook

And its free so download it and 1v1 me

Tyler Gonzalez
Tyler Gonzalez

Hey
Vsauce
Michael Here

Juan Foster
Juan Foster

it's nice being aa little girl huh? .//.

William Baker
William Baker

ADD-central

Brandon Ward
Brandon Ward

Fight me and my zombie horde.

Luke Kelly
Luke Kelly

HMM WHAT IS THIS GAME

Zachary Cook
Zachary Cook

Its a card game but its cool

its free so you might as well try it

Owen Baker
Owen Baker

baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaard

Chase Bailey
Chase Bailey

What in Davy Jones’ locker did ye just bark at me, ye scurvy bilgerat? I’ll have ye know I be the meanest cutthroat on the seven seas, and I’ve led numerous raids on fishing villages, and raped over 300 wenches. I be trained in hit-and-run pillaging and be the deadliest with a pistol of all the captains on the high seas. Ye be nothing to me but another source o’ swag. I’ll have yer guts for garters and keel haul ye like never been done before, hear me true. You think ye can hide behind your newfangled computing device? Think twice on that, scallywag. As we parley I be contacting my secret network o’ pirates across the sea and yer port is being tracked right now so ye better prepare for the typhoon, weevil. The kind o’ monsoon that’ll wipe ye off the map. You’re sharkbait, fool. I can sail anywhere, in any waters, and can kill ye in o’er seven hundred ways, and that be just with me hook and fist. Not only do I be top o’ the line with a cutlass, but I have an entire pirate fleet at my beck and call and I’ll damned sure use it all to wipe yer arse off o’ the world, ye dog. If only ye had had the foresight to know what devilish wrath your jibe was about to incur, ye might have belayed the comment. But ye couldn’t, ye didn’t, and now ye’ll pay the ultimate toll, you buffoon. I’ll shit fury all over ye and ye’ll drown in the depths o’ it. You’re fish food now.

Luis Jones
Luis Jones

Remi and Rami

I wonder what this could be a reference to

Jaxson Perez
Jaxson Perez

Same.

Carter Wilson
Carter Wilson

I'd cum inside Spoilers if he wasn't Eva tbh

Kevin Ramirez
Kevin Ramirez

shut up

soto have u used heroin

Justin Nguyen
Justin Nguyen

Play a weeaboo card game with me

Eli Gomez
Eli Gomez

Pass.

Jayden Walker
Jayden Walker

bby pls
I'd pump you full of hot milk

no

nmmmffffhhh

Cameron James
Cameron James

die faggot

damn... oh well

Mason Cruz
Mason Cruz

I uh thanks?

Nathan Diaz
Nathan Diaz

fuck

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Benjamin Foster
Benjamin Foster

You would win anyway.

Jaxon Collins
Jaxon Collins

that means I like the picture

Jonathan Morales
Jonathan Morales

But I would be winning with a friend instead of losing to strangers.

i ce

Jason Morales
Jason Morales

post more lewd neputnia

Levi Price
Levi Price

thats mine

Aiden Ross
Aiden Ross

Fap before school or nah?

Connor Barnes
Connor Barnes

Can't sleep
send help

Daniel Parker
Daniel Parker

"Secrets" from The Weekends album Starboy is honestly the best song from this album that just came out today btw

Xavier Diaz
Xavier Diaz

the rest are meh

Parker Harris
Parker Harris

I don't want to

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fap at school

Carter Barnes
Carter Barnes

I have done that a few times but it is more convenient here because I have my porn with me.

Anthony Cruz
Anthony Cruz

so tired...

Jordan Parker
Jordan Parker

Print out some porn and put it in your fanny pack.

Alexander Powell
Alexander Powell

I have done that a few times

Zachary Barnes
Zachary Barnes

riveting tale

Wyatt Williams
Wyatt Williams

N-no

You haven't had a fap at work?

Dominic Johnson
Dominic Johnson

fugg

I mean

riveting tale

Jason Hernandez
Jason Hernandez

wts no

Who would ever do that
whats wrong with you

Bentley Fisher
Bentley Fisher

I'll draw it for you in MS paint

Alexander Kelly
Alexander Kelly

I recall reading an article recently where 2 out of every 5 they asked have had a fap while either at work or school.

Okay.

Hudson Nelson
Hudson Nelson

linking you gusie to a new thradv befcore some nugg fukks it up by making a new threaad instead of a old thread

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