I got mine in first get rekt scrub
rules of firsts?
by pppppoint .02 seconds
I GOT WHITE STALLION WHAT DOES IT MEAN LUKA
Darwin's playing too now?
Mines better because I made it and i'm better.
that's just the animal.
now do sorting hat and find out your house.
then your wand Quizz
Ghetto gay Eminem.
me and the rando medium AI accidentally ganged up on darwing
how do i make sure i get the best ones?
By going with your heart and which ever answers feel true to you and picking ones you think are you
then once you finish quizz the result will show me the truth about you.
I have no idea what I am doing.
That'll make it more fun
Are you guys on Euro or US servers?
I assume not KR
EU though right now at least
just pick the right ones.
"I am tripping serious balls right now" This voice acting.
It's trying to make me do tutorial because EU servers
damn i picked left! anyway i got the snek what does that mean?
it only gets better gogs, just fuckin diamonds
did you like all the answers the left ones were?
Is that Nyanners
what? no i mean it asked left or right and i chose left
also heres my thing
howd i do luka i dont know what any of these things mean
I love how he says it nonchalantly. So romantic.
My wand is bigger than yours.
thats okay ive come to terms w/ my wand...
oh it gets so much more romantic in these last three webms
If only they had sean connery.
How could you possibly come to terms with something so tiny?
People will laugh at you regardless
nope her name thing is naomi
yuh that would've made it so much better too
;_ ; pls dont reopen thes wounds i didnt ask for this
I love nyanners
They mean you are an okay person. just a little odd... i guess.
is that a new webm i see
It was Mr. Cage the whole time... I knew it.
What you want isn't important.
rip in pieces nyanners
it's okay cause with cage destroyed the true end for madoka can occur
sounds like a good enough result to me !
[casts a spell on ur want to make it 2 in. smaller and also no longer magical so u cant use spells]
Did she die
also i just got thunderbird
That was bullshit.
i'm sorry lloyd ;;
'I'll always be by your side' As sweet as that is, that's so horrible She still won't be there physically.
Why are all of your filenames just "[material] vagina.jpg"?
its one i hhavent seen before!
Yeah, honestly... i feel you have one of the most average wands.
like... nothing wrong with you or it.
the wand tells me all you need some training.
make yourself do stuff... like study. study weather or something.
I'm not going to role play as a wizuurd
In memory of Amy
You too but it's not thanksgiving yet
The gay British dude or someone else?
Also want some soul
how u can tell all of this from a wand i do not know
u rly are magical luka
good cuz ur not a wizard anymore i just destroyed ur wand
at least I do not float resources
driving to ohio with my brother to see my grandmother and father. you?
yes please will listen to after tribal
yeah the movies sort of.... yeeeee on a lighter note
I guess that's him.
The gay British dude.
How the hell does it have anything to do with him?
I really liked Sayaka. Shame how she got it.
moar funny stuff plz
Everyone has a lot of time supply capped
ill cya later
Someone nuzlocking Sun got an adamant, male Salandit.
I honestly weep for his horrendous luck.
darwin and dusty are still playing
lol dusty got this
I think he got that from eminem actually.
Was invited to a friend's house. Last year I ate with white people and it was the blandest thanksgiving of my life. but this year it's gonna be mexicans so it will hopefully will go better.
it's what happens when you make a character based solely on banging one other character. doomed to get cucked
that's about all there is, the video is only 9 minutes long
That crash after the match though
How can I gloat in post-game chat
Sayuke was still not cucked as that one girl people think is in Re:Zero.
What's her name again?
Echo came from a pedophilia thread so I didn't know if it was someone else or the one who posted here.
More likely it's "If u seek Amy"
yeah probably will be. spice and lack of morals and all that
*as hard as
lack of morals?
80% of the mexicans I meet are catholic
I think a lot of that was me being dead and just being annoying with 9 void rays.
haven't watched it but if she was about to confess or spend time with the character and the other girl got in the way, she's already began the path of cuckhood which one can reverse by the end like sayaka getting with kyouko but cucking will still happen to some degree
I'll make a webm of the part later but when sayaka talks to the girl that cucks her, her response to the events is "well that's kind of fucked up" understatement of the entire year
I'll have like two more or something later
You didn't need the void rays for that!
Rem gets cucked out of existance.
At least twice.
nigga please. my mexican coworker was telling me about how commonplace it is for mexican husbands to cheat. how it's kinda expected. and how she would never date a mexican man. she's such a self-hating mexican it's hilarious
Rem doesn't get cucked.
yeah it's nice that the hot redhead will make everything right for her, with infinite lesbian sex. that in fact is like the entire story of madoka. shit happens, lesbian sex makes it better until the third movie
ouch out of existence? poor girl, isn't she the cute short haired one?
The blue haired one, yes.
nice tits too so sucks for her, seems blue hair gets you cucked more often than not
It's more complicated than that.
Black and Latin women are paranoid of Black and Latin men, and are annoying because of that paranoia, and that drives the men to get tired and then cheat, then those women tell their girlfriends, and those girls get jealous, and the vicious cycle continues. I had this discussion with someone the other day. It happens in other cultures too but most prominently in those two.
Even if I don't want to admit it, Ram's the better sister anyway.
Actually competent in what she does.
I never really liked sayaka. Her ego was annoying.
I have not seen the show yet sadly
you mean kyouko?
that's wild. kinda chicken or the egg type of deal. well regardless, just cause you're predominantly catholic, doesn't necessarily mean shit
Right right. The red one. My bad.
It doesn't necessarily, but it often does anyway.
it's alright I have issues with animu names at times, I jut watched the movies lately though so the names are still fresh. the side story manga of kyouko made me like her personality more than the series did by far. how do you feel about madoka herself?
I love watching people do the fire trial.
why? also wew those fuckin legs
A super cute stupid idiot.
Because Occam's Razor, and I can't find any images to show you.
You'll understand when you get there.
this is not wrong about her!
I am ready for this craziness and to likely fail at a lot of stuff constantly lol
If you fail the trial part of the fire trial there is no hope for you.
I think I have a crush on Homura more.
sorry about late response. went to pick up a 40. there were a couple of mamasitas giving sample tequila shots. well sure, why not
I want wine coolers
yeah that was the first time i ever tried to spell that. lol you're such a girl. wine coolers are tasty af though
Since I don't drink regular stuff I still get buzzed too so best of both worlds
you'd probably like sangria. delicious day drunk drink
Well I am going to a Mexican house so hopefully I'll get some.
I don't think that works if it's literally the first pokemon game I getting into but okay
she became quite a hot devil at least
Epyc Wynn face is the best meme of all time.
probably that and more. if mexican thanksgivings are anything like guatemalan (soto) then you're in for a decent buzz
my friend married a bitch with the last name wynn
Madoka is still okay and cute but like.. I'd prefer her 2nd.
lloyd do you have overwatch?
they sure both are adorable, I do hope the sequel ends with madoka finally giving up dat booty to homura to make her see sense
mhm, so sup?
I don't mean the fight part of it.
just sitting here sipping strange drinks.
looking to my left sometimes to see my still cooling fresh pizza.
and posting here
and wondering if someone will play a game with me someday.
sometimes i get jel over luka's lifestyle
They would never allow the doujins to be fulfilled.
we'll see! gonna see if I can get a ride to the store tomorrow so ye
sounds like fun
I can dream :c
it is, with you around, to keep me company~
Become a trap and suck someones dick everyday for a free room and internet then.
Have you ever dreamt about anime girls?
he doesn't have to do anything though. it's like, if i knew of a safe way to damage my brain blame-free, i would
From the tunnels and the ground
For the Swarm
I have a strong craving to watch episodes of The Nanny on VHS
I'm not that fun
I've dreamt of many things, that is one. though it only tends to happen if I watch a ton of anime or fall asleep watching some
Well not on VHS but it is a fun show.
oh shit it's dusty
you won't care when your brain is damaged.
STILL OUTLASTED EVERYONE
oh shit it's teeps
you give me fun, by simply interacting with me~
you don't have to 'try' being things, for me or others, being yourself is more than enough.
I'm going to bed.
Biggest spike ;_;
What a waste of such a glorious army..
so true. about to see my grandpa who is so far gone. he doesn't know enough to care
how have you been fair wanderer?
For the most part. Good and bad, but nothing too extreme. And yourself?
Misster Sheefiieeelld =w=
I guess just doesn't seem like a lot lol
it can be concerning when the entire dream doesn't anime itself, so it's like augmented reality anime people lmao
HOW WEIRD THAT YOU BOTH SHOW UP AT THE EXACT SAME TIME !
chillin man getting ready for a trip
i already have fat dude tits no need
fucking guero did that for that exact reason
he's bullying and oppressing me the misogynist
Why? Are they fucking?
For turkey day?
That's kind of funny.
You're best friends with Madoka?
yeah driving to ohio in the morning. rip millions of turkeys
yeah fucking YOU IN THE ASS
We need a fat trap.
Your gang signs mean nothing to me.
Sue him for rape
You mean you don't know? woooooow
I do not know these new people.
Wow no wtf why dont u u big gAY
What game do I play ?
I've just been looking at games and not playing them for like 2 hours.
lol no plus with my brain it'd be lewd things likely in those dreams I don't even remember the dreams insanely well, only bits and pieces. it's really weird cause I wake up remembering every detail then after brushing my teeth suddenly like half of it is gone and it just keeps fading til only the bare bones of the memory are left
so true tho
Heroes of the Storm.
games are boring just quit
yeah haha how weird haha
Ask Tristan about it
I need someone to play that with first.
Where did everything go so wrong?
oldie but goodie
I'm not sure, buddy. You tell me
I will just go with what Trevor said.
what did trevor say
That instantly crashed my browser.
it's a flash game
That bitch is crazy cute
I was correct.
i didnt even notice him throw that shade
what a bully
I LOVE HER
a little goes a long way~
even the smallest of things help
The suit-making bitch is still best girl though
HoTs with me.
Emma must be stuck up
I feel so burnt out on that game right now tbh
i thoroughly disagree my good buddy
toga is just 2 cute
heart of the swarm
heroes of the storm
Heroes of Newerth
somebody in the creative deparements needs to be fired
Play heros with me
They're dumb and tasty. Not good for them.
But HoN is a different company. The two blizzard versions of HotS is bad, but the MOBA is generally referred to as 'Heroes'.
let me get a look at you
too soon baka
or is it orynyan
If I cut you at the torso then you're only half-empty
is hots the expansion that people pretend never existed?
Ihave none of the games
Its not kamuu
It wasn't widely hated to my knowledge, but I never followed the pro scene really. I hate the collector's edition and the mousepad is really nice though. I'm using it right now.
Its a free game though.
Too soon, why too soon?
Good question, haven't tried that before! Only one way to find out.
Hello I'm Empty, nice to meet you.
are you from waifu or lewds
who the fuck then
so is league tbh
so many version to keep track of if you do tbh
the attention-grabbing quality of ur arrival at animus is not as potent if u come back right away
that ones mine
Three expansions isn't too bad. Patch-by-patch would be awful.
bard are you doing quality assurance
So alright hello there
I'm gonna make a run the jewels meme and I need all of your anime girl/ boy /trap dick related pics if you can do that it owuld be so appreciated
I dont mena like porn and dick pics
doujin stuff with funny dick quotes or dick subs
But it wasn't a question. I was statin' FACTS
mine face at the moment
this is antastic
Oh, I don't mind that at all Sci. ^^
Oh, well then.. Still only one way to find out for sure, to put that so called fact too the test. Give me several hours and a lot of painkillers.
no shit but where did he pick you up from
Are you going to cut yourself in half over several hours?
I'm itchy. I got a haircut and now I'm covered in hair and feel awful.
The abrasiveness will surely yield compliance
I remember you wre into some trapping stufff
are you into just instrumentals or does your music got to have vvocals on it?
I have a reccomendation you might enjoy
So take a shower?
Les see it
I refuse. I'm going to sit here and feel physically miserable from the awful decision I made.
I would prefer not to.
if only there was some way to get running water to wash over your body and help get rid of the hair.
hey maybe next time...
cupcake my one and only!!!! how are you this fine evening darling??????
To answer your question, it would appear I do need lyrics
Don't v.v Sci!
heye nothing wrong w/ that
bard fake filtering is not nice
hey sci are there any fires near where you are? because you should go throw yourself in one.
youare just reverse psychologing me to not answer and go to bed right
My cock. Is so hard right now I legitimately feel like I could fuck someone into oblivion for hours because I am so horny and I want to die I want to shove my cock into someones tight pussy/vagina and just pound away and then cuddle afterwards but no that will not happen fuck my life I am HORNY as balls goddamn motherfuckerMy cock. Is so hard right now I legitimately feel like I could fuck someone into oblivion for hours because I am so horny and I want to die I want to shove my cock into someones tight pussy/vagina and just pound away and then cuddle afterwards but no that will not happen fuck my life I am HORNY as balls goddamn motherfucker
freaking metal, dawg
No, I wanted to e-hug you. Sleep well.
Fuck you. You're so fucking twisted sometimes. Every time I take issue with you all you do is laugh and mock me because I come back. But fuck you. You're so fucking entitled like a spoiled shit. I should have been the last fucking person you tried to get to tell George to lower your ban. You know how fucking much I detest IRL threats. You don't fucking try to black mail someone in thread like that and try to laugh it off. The fact you think you are above any kind of punishment makes me fucking sick. I'm glad you think one day is enough of a ban for threatening someone's IRL shit. I honestly think you should have served more than a week.
Recently this is the only thing I've listened to without lyrics
grim if you keep being petty like this I'm going to find you and peel your skin off.
happy turkey day thread im gonna go pass out
got a lot of cooking to do tomorrow
ba du duddu da da da du da du
ba da da du da du da duda dau
im just posting copypasta
no pettiness intended
i dont know what else to do maybe i should conclude this conversation for now
there are no fires around except the one in my heart!
like let me make this clear for you dude
go to sleep nigro
love u and happy turkeys buddy
yeah, I was doing the same geez ;_;
Oh okay. :c
Then smart thing to do would have been say yes and walk out of there then I thought what if this was a movie, fuck the plane you flew in on, fuck your shoes, fuck your bitch ass socks with the bell on them, fuck your faggety accent, fuck Kyle Richey fuck queen Elizabeth, My president is black and my lambos blue this is America and if I see your face on the street imma slap the teeth out your mouth
BUM BUM BUM BUBUBUBUBABUM
TENGA FLIP ZERO
BUM BUM BUM BUBUBUBUBABUM
hopefully that one burns you from the inside out. it would be more painful that way.
I said I'd peel your skin off once
best thing I have purchased in quite a few months
toe curlingly good
have you bathed yet
You play any instrumentos?
i can feel ur defenses being worn down!
happy turky day bubby hav a good napperoo
I hear jumping off of cliffs is lovely this time of year. how about you try it out.
i'm going u fucc i wanted to fish for ninis
love u too bart <3
I took a shower this morning.
Why would I do that?
to get the hair off
Why would I do that?
pls dont say bigoted things
grim is brown and therefor is incapable of saying bigoted things. plus he was just talking about jews so who cares LOL
it's not funny
don't you hate jews you neo nazi skinhead pedo?
i hate jews
i have no opinion
stop fake filtering me i know ur reading all my posts
people who are different from me are the worst.
I love Fran Drescher.
we should kill all the jews and the niggers and the gays
there's not a pit deep enough for you to burn eternally in
I don't have you fiiltered
I'm just ignoring you
thats what tp calls fake filtering and it's not nice okay :[
it's a schooner
that's so cool
I'm going to start fake filtering sci.
I'm irrevocably lewd and can't see anything but muff, high heels and tits.
i love u both so much ; w;
episode seven had a disgusting lack of harpy.
How is it even possibly a boat
That's the joke.
love is the greatest thing in the universe
yo you guys remember collective soul?
u are my friends and i love u
u are like the older brothers i always wish i had!!!!!!!!
*fake filters u*
ban u are like the coolest person ive ever known i almost cant believe u exist
there is a joke about subtle being the gay one in here somewhere
No internet untill monday. At least my work friend was nice enough to let me use his wifi.
I had a bit of a love/hate relationship with my younger brothers when we were kids, kinda regret that
It's all love now though
but actually internet
As in i dont have any in my apartment. You seem combative upon returning.
BOO HOO I CAN NOT SIGN INTO OVERWATCH AND FACEBOOK
FUCKING HASHTAG WHITE GIRL PROBLEMS
I've always been combative
It's pronounced overmemes
You seemed more easy going last time.
i'm enjoying heros of the storm and my chocolate vape
*puffs vape ironically*
I dunno the right adjective. I'm pretty apathetic normally but I'll rail on people when they do stupid shit. I don't have memories of you doing so much stupid shit previously, maybe you didn't notice?
Possibly. I dont think we interacted much until we saw eachother in a lol game.
come play it with me
im glad u have a good relationship with ur brother now i think it is v super important
'Cus I'm fairly homophobic.
Dusty stop being such a faggot
Also how's college going
Its fine. I never worry if people are.
He's really not, he's just being an edgy fuck
Source: Me, who has met and had dinner with the guy
Dude homework fucking blows. Way too much work. But I'm pretending it doesn't exist over the break.
I played my 15 games already
as the ice age
I'mma Jaina Main!
she has really wide hips
That is adorable. I remember when homework was my only worry
join our OP squad
Ah. And we all know how big a fag you are.
I haven't and its fun
give me good jaina porn
Tee hee xd.
What are you up to now? You have a degree, right?
The real question is what's the concise way to say that?
asking for porn from Luka
He barely acknowledges porn exists, dude
Ask ian for the porn instead
Colby you were still closeted when we met I thought
Just enjoying Friday night, I suppose. Gonna go to my mom's house for Thanksgiving because she has no one since my stepdad is overseas working
Indeed, I work as an insurance claims adjuster now.
As in...? I avoid overtly sexual shit irl regardless of the context
Being an asshole, or so I am told.
i dont like anything about u and i wish u would go away forever
engineering majors trying to understand liberal arts majors
Ah. Holidays are enjoyable. Though with 2 divorced and remarried parrents i have to go to 4 different events.
Sun is pretty fun.
No kidding, I'm in the same position except that I kinda cut all contact w/ my dad's side lol
Sun as in the Pokemon game?
Insurance man eww. And I don't remember exactly now. What do actually do? Determine how rates change based off of new risk assessment?
But it's gotta be something I can call myself.
It's an attempt
Better than dismissing non-STEM fields altogether, no?
Yeah. Im only after the tauros fucks off though.
Nathrezim are not for sexual
Nah, I'm not on that side of it. I'm a claims adjuster, I investigate auto accident claims.
Damn, I beat the game but I'm waiting til the metagame stabilizes to catch some UBs with good natures
u are impossibly boring and stupid u annoy me
Ub? And i already know the team i want. Just need to get to end game.
Oh, to determine fault kinda guy?
This: lol runescape.png
That, and a lot more. It's more complicated than most people realize
Oh. Im not sure i really like any of those or the ledgendaries this game.
I guess I just summon you without trying, lol
What are you doing this thanksgiving?
You can't not like Lunala
Huh. I'd assume it's difficult to be too boring at least.
I do not. There arent many legendaries i like from any gen.
Yeah, it is challenging. You have to deal with people who basically have no idea what you're talking about all day every day
You are just too contrarian
What's your fave legendary squashie
That sounds horrid.
I always liked more basic and robust pokemon.
Jarachi or entie.
Going to my friend's house. I'm bringing over absinthe and cookies I just baked^^
I like Lugia
This is where a grasp of the power of rhetoric and persuasion comes in handy
That is one of my favorites too
What kinda cookies? I'm going to spend it with my mom, my stepdad is in another country til December so she's kinda alone for Thanksgiving
Lugia is ok. Ice always posted him so its associated with him for me. The other bird has too much going on for me.
I dint like this dex blinking at me all the time.
Im going to try and get a good iv one eventually.
I always thought mewtwo was awesome too
I dint like this dex blinking at me all the time.
holy shit im not the only one
you get used to it
He is ok. Gen one didnt have much for me in that regard.
Does it shut up?
If you can catch him in Sun/Moon, IVs don't matter with ultra training or whatever
Or, you can trade him via Pokebank when that becomes available for Sun/Moon in January
Ivs dont matter? Explain.
I just made some sugar cookies and chocolate chip.
Oooh. Yes, comfort your mother.
Is hacking 'mons into the games no longer standard?
I wish dark lugia was a thing in consoles
that whole storyline was so badass
hit the black area between the eyes to bring up the pokedex, and anywhere BUT the center to bring up the map.
I've never heard of anyone hacking in jamaicans before.
You can max out the stats on any pokemon as if their IVs were all perfect in the new gen
PERFECT. I will!
It always is, always will be
It was cool.
And why cant i just have heat gold soul silvers extra stuff? It was useful.
I wanna have my lead waddle behind me too ;~;
nope i'm not a dude
Amazing. I will abuse this.
Good. I was gonna say, actually breeding IVs then EV training... that's another level of dedication.
I wasn't directing "dude" at you, Luka
So will everyone else
I did it a ton. I got cucked hard
Oh. Clothes shopping. I guess this is where i never progress.
This is nice. I can finally just worry about mives and shit. Maybe breed for shines.
'real' HoTs is difficult ;~;
There's a dinosaur cardigan for 650 ughhh why do I like expensive cute things x_x
You still called luka a he.
lewd jaina ;_;
the lead pokemon!
it follows you and its sprite is diff color if its shiny
atleast in hg/ss
would be nice to visit another region in the game too
going from johto to kanto in the originals was exhilarating
Yeah. I wish they brought back all the old gimmicks. Made it fun. I always had floatzel behind me i think.
:3 baka baka baka ja nai
u have powerful tool at your fingertips human!
Why would that not work?
I'd feel excessively rude and bad about myself, because some people don't get much past apathy. I don't want those people to think less of me.
Reading the game narrarate your pokemins actions is cringy and reminds me of luka trying to talk to people.
use your powerful fingertips for me <3
waterfall and rock climb though
BRO THE WAY THE MC SLEEPS ON OTHER PEOPLES BEDS AND SNIFFS THEM IS CREEPY
"This bed has a....*SNIFF*...comforting aroma."
cheating is lame
Team skull is autistic. I feel bad for them.
Mostly IRL people.
I died to minons and then luka 1v5 killed the whole enemy team.
what the fuck
you shouldnt rush a fap
that ice ring man
Thanks for the cyber ;O
not even in your dreams bubba gump
It was like a 40 minute game and we weren't winning.
my dick cri
that crab guy is really good if you can get someone to peel for him.
whew... carrying teams as Master Jaina is tough.
but i'm pretty gud
yeah ice ring and ice dmg amp is OP
ult slow rain ice breath cone and pokey ice bolt
heuge deth insta KO's
i already got self esteem issues man
Team skull. Are you ok?
they're in a corner in one town just doing the whole slavic squat thing
Who? The only crab I know of is a tank.
the giant crab guy with the laser
I just feel bad at this point. They are so sad.
brb fun starcraft HoTs map
I have seen delibird and smeargle now. Two of my favorite pokes. And i can have them. Fuck this.
Skins are a thing so this isn't helping.
you can get smeargle
I cannot afford pokemans so I don't get to be excited like the rest of you.