♥ Official Scootalooo Thread ♥ Inject it in my veins Edition

Carson Campbell
Carson Campbell

♥ Official Scootalooo Thread ♥

Inject it in my veins Edition

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https://myanimelist.net/anime/27441/Show_By_Rock
https://www.dropbox.com/s/rn302x39uuy4l2y/Wilson%20Art%20Project%20-%20Iggy%20Sawdust%20.m4a?dl=0
https://www.dropbox.com/s/3d9l2xzg1067pvl/Fall%20-%20Iggy%20Sawdust.m4a?dl=0
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IkAp5gAYDUQ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vt1Pwfnh5pc
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KIoglhtaPDk
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U06jlgpMtQs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ftJZomwDhxQ
Tyler Wilson
Tyler Wilson

i-i'll inject into your boy pussy >>1477823!

Eli Brown
Eli Brown

you'll never be the loli

Austin Robinson
Austin Robinson

It gets triggered faster than an SJW in Russia.

Camden Evans
Camden Evans

it looks like chemical

Kevin Kelly
Kevin Kelly

Oh gee wish I was pure and sweet

Xavier Allen
Xavier Allen

Сука Блят

Dylan Bailey
Dylan Bailey

there's prolly thousand o chemicals in me, won't mind a lil more.

Colton Brown
Colton Brown

The only blowy things I like are turbochargers...

Lincoln Murphy
Lincoln Murphy

yuri is puri

Tyler Ortiz
Tyler Ortiz

tfw no kirito to fuck you in the asshole

Thomas Jenkins
Thomas Jenkins

I got a nosebleed again

why does this occur all of a sudden

Jordan Foster
Jordan Foster

that seems fair enough
as long as ur enjoying urself!

Ryder Murphy
Ryder Murphy

oops

Oh yes, it's very good.

S2 is airing too

Robert Ward
Robert Ward

Did you snort coke lately

Gavin White
Gavin White

Gagarin?

Kayden Robinson
Kayden Robinson

I was, but now there's paper in my nose

I'm not that amsterdam

Gavin Reed
Gavin Reed

tokai. please stop.

Daniel Johnson
Daniel Johnson

tokai

can i lick up the nosebleed

Henry Gomez
Henry Gomez

Yup, I'm getting constant notifications that a new episode is up, but I'm still behind myself.

It doesn't have the "I need to keep watching this" feel like PlasMem tho. Guess it's more like Keions a bit.

Well, I mean, maybe.

Mason Bell
Mason Bell

NO

drugs are baaad
except alcohol
and caffeine

Alexander Foster
Alexander Foster

oh boo
did you get a nosebleed? stop looking at lewd things then sheesh

Kayden Taylor
Kayden Taylor

What about the Marijuanas

Jace Reed
Jace Reed

Oh no, not at all.

Not until the more recent episodes of season two at least.

Nathaniel Barnes
Nathaniel Barnes

that isn tyour avatar stop

Wyatt Ross
Wyatt Ross

Oh well, I'm gonna keep watching :3

Noah Russell
Noah Russell

Yoshaaaaaaaa

Elijah Taylor
Elijah Taylor

bbut I don't look at lewd things.
only cute

I'd prolly be worse off, so nah

haha

Christopher Roberts
Christopher Roberts

then why nose go bleed

Blake Ward
Blake Ward

Geheelonthouder.

Bentley Carter
Bentley Carter

I want to pat Reina

Lucas Adams
Lucas Adams

cuppa?

iunnoooo
it suddenly happened lately

yeye

Ryan Harris
Ryan Harris

gib overwatch draw request

Elijah Collins
Elijah Collins

He's a part of an underground fight club.

Kayden Brown
Kayden Brown

sombra hacking mercy butt

Gavin Wood
Gavin Wood

All of them committing suicide.

Aiden Sullivan
Aiden Sullivan

:(

:((

what do u whant nerd

Joseph Collins
Joseph Collins

He's like post-Norton Angel Face.

Elijah Carter
Elijah Carter

the only fight I've been involved in consisted of my trying to break it up

:c
itll be kay
it's okai now.

Ian Scott
Ian Scott

i for one welcome our sporticus overlord

David Garcia
David Garcia

SPORTIFLOP?!

Oliver Nelson
Oliver Nelson

Don't lie.
You have a repressed homosexual split personality that just beats people when you're "asleep".

Ethan Garcia
Ethan Garcia

I did scar both my little brothers by beating them.
but that was years ago

Jonathan Cook
Jonathan Cook

How?

Levi King
Levi King

just stop

Carson King
Carson King

Americans just hold a tea/coffee cup in that "wrap both hands around it and not use the damn handle" way.

Robert Moore
Robert Moore

I drink cawfee with those curly straws

Samuel Powell
Samuel Powell

use both hands for stability

Nathaniel Scott
Nathaniel Scott

Drink from big mug

Adam Baker
Adam Baker

Best fetish.

Asher Ward
Asher Ward

metallic little cars to the head

Jordan Peterson
Jordan Peterson

Big mugs are comfy.

Asher Price
Asher Price

Tummies are pretty good yeah.

I have a christmas one I use all year around. Perfect size.

Alexander Ortiz
Alexander Ortiz

Brootal.
I think the worst I ever did to a sibling involved hitting them with a fireplace shovel.
They were physical altercations but most of those were just either of us pissed off, throwing a punch then swiftly walk away.

Sebastian Collins
Sebastian Collins

told ya

Jonathan Gutierrez
Jonathan Gutierrez

I have a chocolate milk mug that's never seen chocolate milk.

Thomas Cook
Thomas Cook

What a waste

Dominic Anderson
Dominic Anderson

I was an aggressive little shit as a kid, if they walked away I'd be hitting them anyway.

Elijah Evans
Elijah Evans

Cawfee, various insta-soups and more.

Alexander Walker
Alexander Walker

loco where is the picturte?

David Carter
David Carter

With brothers, there's a weird etiquette to violence.
Like you know what's allowed and where to draw lines because you wouldn't want it done to you.

Brody Murphy
Brody Murphy

"Borrowers will be shot, survivors will be shot again." -mug is the best mug.

Jaxon James
Jaxon James

'is not discord the phone dragon horse chicken?'-Neru 2015

Lucas Young
Lucas Young

what the fuck

Anthony Davis
Anthony Davis

I'm gonna go get ramen

Jayden Martinez
Jayden Martinez

pone dragon horse chicken

Anthony Garcia
Anthony Garcia

I used to use this saccharine mug filled with rainbow farts and that sort of diabetic sweetness look to it.
Someone had bought it as a gag gift.

Aiden Wilson
Aiden Wilson

At this time?

Blake Ortiz
Blake Ortiz

oh no there was no thought to that at all, I just dominated. like the alpha monkey.

I changed alright

Christopher Myers
Christopher Myers

probably showery stuff eh

Joseph Young
Joseph Young

sure

*scuffles away*

Andrew Morris
Andrew Morris

I use either the aforementioned, or a mug with the orange chemical skull warning sign for "Toxic!"

Jose Allen
Jose Allen

I keep thinking I will swap bedstuff tomorrow and I get too tired to and it happens tomorrow instead and it has been two weeks and andI am starting to feel a bit icky

Joshua Moore
Joshua Moore

I was four years younger and I was still the more aggressive and violent one.
He could easily have kicked my ass when we were younger but once we were both teens it was more or less equal.
Funnily, my arms, legs, and chest are fairly scarred but not a single one came from our constant fights, just being a dumbass. He's got like three major scars from stitches from me.

Landon Thompson
Landon Thompson

neru youre a national treasure

Leo Powell
Leo Powell

I mostly just use homemade earthenware ones now. Not that I made but this kitschy artsy place in a small town.

Wyatt Campbell
Wyatt Campbell

my mug !!

Jonathan Lee
Jonathan Lee

ohw

this just reminds me how we're all just monkeys, causing each other physical harm because of our weird sense of hierarchy.

Andrew Wright
Andrew Wright

Got hungry and it's the quickest I have !

Bentley Morales
Bentley Morales

I got a bright red and an olive green mug by iittala, not really anything fancy other than being a homeland "design" product costing like 30$ a piece.
Got them as gifts though.

Is it big?

Jason Kelly
Jason Kelly

I think I'll have that as breakfast tomorrow.

Eli Roberts
Eli Roberts

It's just normal sized =w=
what do you drink in mug?

Adam Adams
Adam Adams

More or less.
People take it to that autistic degree of "no, bro, we're totally violent and need outs; the modern society is crippling us, lets go mug people" in the weirdest form. Anger and violence are human traits but not to whatever twisted degree that is.

I just like the unique aspect of them. They're uniform and random, mismatched. So when you just choose a cup at random you just sort of think about. It's weird to explain.

Liam Richardson
Liam Richardson

What the fuck?

Owen Brooks
Owen Brooks

Good morning.

Kayden Rogers
Kayden Rogers

I need to watch this show.

Luke Butler
Luke Butler

I NEED MORE SCOOTS IN MY BLOOD STREAM

Lincoln Thompson
Lincoln Thompson

ye me on the right

hiii gogglses

Dylan Fisher
Dylan Fisher

I know where that snip is from

Camden Cooper
Camden Cooper

WHAT IS IT

Brayden Evans
Brayden Evans

true.
I might've been bad violent but it's not that I want people to suffer or anything.
it's just the dominance game. sure people might get hurt with that, but it's never the intention.

Brody Davis
Brody Davis

Hello Bard. How are you?

Thomas Sanchez
Thomas Sanchez

Coffee or tea most of the time.

There's really nothing unique with the design mugs that I have, people just usually buy them as gifts or get their favourite colours.

Michael Turner
Michael Turner

isnt that kuro from the one loli ecchi?

Noah Edwards
Noah Edwards

It reminded me of AlignmentYou!You!

FUTAS

Julian Brown
Julian Brown

I'm sorry i dont even know her name :(

Asher Hill
Asher Hill

now that you mention it you are probably right
esp with that : 3 face

Nathan Peterson
Nathan Peterson

What is esp?

Owen Phillips
Owen Phillips

Especially

Jordan Phillips
Jordan Phillips

There will always be violence in society and violent individuals. It's just weird when it's taken to the A Clockwork Orange level of saying that a relatively peaceful society is outright causing people to lash out because of some weird notion of animalistic behavior.
Like the whole fundamental problem with that alpha/dominant mindset that isn't really founded in anything. It just seems to strip all nuance in favor of convenient answers.

I always choose whatever's design is the most bizarre or appealing. They're the "artsy" type rather than just slogan and prints.

Jackson Bell
Jackson Bell

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

*pat*

https://myanimelist.net/anime/27441/Show_By_Rock

Ryder Murphy
Ryder Murphy

As long as they don't look crappy 5-year old made ones.

Ian King
Ian King

Don't buy 7.62X39, buy 5.56X45 5.56 is the most common manufactured round in the U.S. by far. It's the round (for the most part) used by all U.S. police and military forces.

Hudson Hughes
Hudson Hughes

OMG WALKERS CHEESY MIX

FRENCH FRIES, DORITOS, MONSTER MUNCH, AND WOTSITS

IN ONE BAG

Nathaniel Morales
Nathaniel Morales

even if that were true, people can just lash out in sports etc.
I've really had some punches at kickboxing class, I couldn't return them because I didn't feel that level of competitiveness etc.
It just seems to strip all nuance in favor of convenient answers.
that's pretty common nowadays

Matthew Scott
Matthew Scott

i don't think i've even seen a real wotsit or a monster munch in a decade

Liam Sullivan
Liam Sullivan

haha
i'd rather
show her my cock

Asher Green
Asher Green

1477934

Caleb Gray
Caleb Gray

only a dirry russian usess 7.62X39

Kevin Bailey
Kevin Bailey

its all gonna go to your thighs

Luke Richardson
Luke Richardson

See

Isaiah Lee
Isaiah Lee

sorry about that goggles i had to run upstairs and let my puppy out and when i got back i missed it
I am doing okay I just just woke up really recently
waiting to see soe friends
are you doig much today/

Logan Murphy
Logan Murphy

i made you these earlier

pls bludgeon me

https://www.dropbox.com/s/rn302x39uuy4l2y/Wilson%20Art%20Project%20-%20Iggy%20Sawdust%20.m4a?dl=0

https://www.dropbox.com/s/3d9l2xzg1067pvl/Fall%20-%20Iggy%20Sawdust.m4a?dl=0

Isaac Peterson
Isaac Peterson

aw yisssss

Dylan Martin
Dylan Martin

They're like, manufacture defects in the best way to describe them. Handmade, weird paintings and glazings, and slightly oblong/misshapen. It's just one of those things that while you're drinking from it, you notice more of the faults in it.

It's weird how competitiveness is always linked with physical aggression throughout history and in sports but the modern era has pushed it mostly into non-aggressive, non-physical "competitions" that have the same fervor and vitriol. Just one of those things it'd be interesting to read the dynamic of that I admittedly never thought about until just now.

Brandon Bailey
Brandon Bailey

Kind of want a mug with the scream painting now.
Just because it would be disturbing as hell.

Jacob Campbell
Jacob Campbell

If I can find a reason to get out of bed maybe. otherwise I will probably just feel too lethargic.

Ethan Ward
Ethan Ward

I've never thought about it outside my own experience I'll admit.
I just wondered how some get so sad and aggressive over losing a football game whilst I did put the same effort into it but when losing didn't mind that much. though I only ran and avoided colliding into people unlike them.

Asher Collins
Asher Collins

oh yeah
this first one is really giving me a bludgeon
if you know what I am saying ? ; )

Julian Russell
Julian Russell

awooooooooooooooooooooo

Joshua Moore
Joshua Moore

Someone used to have a phone case with that on the back and it always weirded me out because it always seemed to be facing me when they were around.

I am utterly guessing and probably wrong but I'm assuming most sports team related mania is just a type of tribalism and "us vs them" type thing where the team they like/is closest because an extension of themselves so when they win/lose, the fan feels like they did.

Lincoln Evans
Lincoln Evans

It's one hell of a disturbing painting.

Liam Clark
Liam Clark

might be
anytime I find a club football fan I ask why they support the teams if 90% of the team isn't even from the city they represent. they say they don't care and just want the the team to win, and if it's with hiring others they won't even mind. so maybe it's also a big factor of the I won part.

Owen Hall
Owen Hall

irly my state doesnt have a national league football team so I have to choose a diffrent one ;~:

Daniel Bennett
Daniel Bennett

It's just unsettling. Not like it inspires fear or dread but just looking at it just feels off. Then again, that's impressionism in a nutshell.

By extension, I think even politics falls under the same mindset. Where it's not even about ideology anymore or ever was but simply that's "them" and wrapped up so much into a moniker and group, not anything really core to the group itself.

Isaiah Anderson
Isaiah Anderson

I have a level 1 Eevee and I named it Cup.

Its gonna be a semen demon

Adrian Turner
Adrian Turner

some super local things are nice to support
they like having people watch.

could very much be.
a lot of just street wise interviews shows people don't really know what's going on, but they'll be out voting anyway with the vague assumptions that they have.

Joshua Carter
Joshua Carter

I think that painting is cute....

Hunter Miller
Hunter Miller

A whole lot of those distorted human beings in paintings do that.

Would you have sex with it?

Juan Fisher
Juan Fisher

See

Gabriel Taylor
Gabriel Taylor

Since I know nothing of Dutch politics I'll just use ours as examples. When Obama won his first term and when Trump recently won, there was more people wrapped up in the fact "I won/lost" because of their choice, completely missing the point of elections or democracy in and of itself.

Some of the bastard sexual themes to surrealism just disturb me on some level.

Kayden Robinson
Kayden Robinson

i had to get out of bed to let my puppy dog out but I AM ALREADY BACK IN IT uwu

no ned to get out of bed i think
especially with how cold it is :/

Landon Bell
Landon Bell

You mean the uneven triangular boobs they have?

Logan Parker
Logan Parker

I've got a horrible secret for you Erin, about those mix bags.

Wyatt Adams
Wyatt Adams

It's like the Venus Figures if you did a bunch of LSD where it's sexual and sexuality twisted into some form you really don't want to go Freudian over.

James Perry
James Perry

So Americans treat the elections more like a game match.

Nice.

Juan Campbell
Juan Campbell

I left my window open last night because it SA bit hot. I woke up chilled and this blanket is keeping me safe from everything.

Isaiah Russell
Isaiah Russell

and scanner is here. RIP

Adrian Kelly
Adrian Kelly

i ned to know

Jackson Fisher
Jackson Fisher

*warm hug*

Grayson Hughes
Grayson Hughes

That's pretty much how I'd describe it too, with the addition of lovecraftian T-rexes having sex.

Eli Turner
Eli Turner

Thankyou *pets*

Luke Martinez
Luke Martinez

yeah that's what I thought.
it's in part here too.
people will vote more mainstream parties instead of new or small ones just because it has a better chance of winning. except the labour party at the moment is doing so significantly bad that the left shifted, so we might see a big change there.

David Butler
David Butler

everybpdy into goggles bed

Justin Rogers
Justin Rogers

I worked in a warehouse that packs all those crisps. We open up seperate bags, put them in a bucket and dump them in a hopper.

I've seen cunts pack those hoppers with their bare hands. The mixes are rejects.

Ethan Baker
Ethan Baker

rejects? what do yu mean? rejected in favour of wat?

Colton Robinson
Colton Robinson

gogogogo

Adrian Wright
Adrian Wright

I can't think of a time in any political situation where it wasn't treated like that. Not just America.

I really don't want to know those artists' actual views on women and/or phalluses.

It's just one of those things I can kind of see why it happens but doesn't really make much sense to me on a personal level. My views are wholly unrepresented by political parties so the choice itself matters little and I vote based on what benefits me most or goes towards where I think government should be.

Aiden Foster
Aiden Foster

humans treat everything like a game
LIFE is a game

Luke Davis
Luke Davis

I always assumed they were high off anything that they could get, considering how the drugs were just herbs to treat diseases at the time.

Kayden Clark
Kayden Clark

I can't promise it won't be awkward :p

Josiah Turner
Josiah Turner

picasso was sexy

Levi Roberts
Levi Roberts

Most of this was late 1800s and early 1900s so yeah.
Morphine and cocaine were readily available.

Landon Smith
Landon Smith

nee nee

Jackson Martin
Jackson Martin

Because we all vote for very different reasons.
In America power has to be shifted within the parties, if Democrats elected Bernie you could really speak of significant ideological change, here we just vote in a different party altogether. however that shit only occurs when there's a general sense of change, otherwise people will just vote for their interest. my friends handicapped and wants to vote left solely because he's scared the right might give less disability money.

neeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

Caleb Ortiz
Caleb Ortiz

Dunno, just see them coming in a big blue bag.
But on the upside, they're in shitty mix brands, not the Walkers.

I never checked the packaging downstairs, but ok, it ain't horrible, we just repackage them but fuck... they used their bare hands.

Joseph Ortiz
Joseph Ortiz

Goodnight scoots

Chase Murphy
Chase Murphy

Declares war

Logan Peterson
Logan Peterson

yeah thats kinda gross :/
at kfc we have the option to bread the chicken with no glovees but i usually use gloves
just doesnt feel good touching rawr chicken

Adam Ortiz
Adam Ortiz

I've been practicing you know~

Jackson Gonzalez
Jackson Gonzalez

How do you know?

Besides there were people like Van Gogh, cutting his ear off to gift it to a whore, but then again he was a bit nutters already.
And Louis Wain painting cats in psychedelic pictures due to allegedly having schizophrenia.

Sleep well Scoots.

Samuel Campbell
Samuel Campbell

The main benefit to the type of regressivism that's been happening is it at least exposes that no, we've not made progress and simply chose to say everything was fixed while remaining unaddressed. So the net result will actually be a shift further than it was before.

Austin James
Austin James

Well tomorrow, I got 6 pint cans of lager back home. Soon as I get there, drunk Civ?

Gabriel Murphy
Gabriel Murphy

This is the face that dragons fear to face.

David Roberts
David Roberts

oh well i mean not him the person but the stuff he did
i remember doing a report back in high school or maybe even middle school and it was hard to find information because the school kept blocking alot of stuff about him because it was too mature : /

Jose Walker
Jose Walker

To be fair, we didn't even properly define most mental illnesses well into the 1970s.

Samuel Lopez
Samuel Lopez

What should I vote next march

SGP, DENK, SP, PVV, PvdD can ophoepelen.
VVD is not managing well at all on the subject of privacy and surveillance.
PvdA can't get their shit together.
D66 is way too pro EU and seems to want to make NL a puppet state of Brussels.

Not sure about the rest.

Bentley Wood
Bentley Wood

Pirate.

Mason Taylor
Mason Taylor

I fucking love this little piece of shit

Landon Stewart
Landon Stewart

We'll see how it goes, I liked Bill Burr's item saying it switches from left to right all the time, not saying it's like a rule for politics but it appear a lot. after 4 years trump you might get another trump era or just the ol switcheroo

Austin Nelson
Austin Nelson

There's internal bullshit going on with the fetish model.

Justin Gomez
Justin Gomez

You love peices of shit?

Aiden Butler
Aiden Butler

The only issue I have is the further regressive it ends up, the way further left the next becomes to an extreme. And the following cycle will be an even more regressive than currently.
It's weird and why I hate extremes in politics because it just makes the opposition get even further away as some sort of weird counter.

Gavin Fisher
Gavin Fisher

This particular one

Jason Collins
Jason Collins

Primarina is bae

Logan Murphy
Logan Murphy

judging by his taste in mates i'd say ohhhh yeahhhhh

Thomas Perry
Thomas Perry

Oh well, thought you had some secret fetish about him.

Yeah, the good ol' stick-a-needle-in-the-brains for all purposes.

Alexander Cox
Alexander Cox

When I was small I used to save the chips that looked like hearts and give them to my mum.

So it's like that but you connect shit peices

Christian Perry
Christian Perry

Savage!

*collect

Hunter Davis
Hunter Davis

Jaxson Hernandez
Jaxson Hernandez

Yeah, let's just scoop out part of it. That'll fix 'em up in a jiffy. Or just shock the shit out of it. What could go wrong?

Brandon Murphy
Brandon Murphy

I just used her in my Dragon trial.
Underleveled.

Granted she is a fairy, but she still decimated it without breaking a sweat.

Cameron James
Cameron James

Nothing to talk about the good ol' bathtub of ice to calm them down.

Jason Anderson
Jason Anderson

Let's just bind them to a table with belts and let them flail about to let the crazy out.
They just need it out of their system.

Matthew Gray
Matthew Gray

Stuck working tomorrow but if our scheduels allign bro helll the fuck yeah

Brayden Hall
Brayden Hall

Not any more silly than trying to get the devil out of their system.

Landon James
Landon James

true.
but it can only really do damage if other conditions are set right, like the economy in shambles etc.
if obama was a radical and he had no deadlock, expect extreme changes in the system because of 08.

what

Joshua Campbell
Joshua Campbell

I'll be in the morning, which could be your night.
So yeah.

Angel King
Angel King

Is your wife having a differing opinion?
Lock her in an asylum because she's obviously crazy.

He was in no shape or form extreme. He was utterly token Democrat: promote social issues for both beliefs and votes, increase government oversight where it's necessary and some where it kind of isn't, and slowly push things further progressive.

The closest to true radicals we've ever had as presidents were the Roosevelts and the public absolutely loved them and are considered our best presidents.

Asher Jones
Asher Jones

Wewa!

Jonathan Richardson
Jonathan Richardson

Or just burn them at the stake!

Aiden Harris
Aiden Harris

that's why I said if.
just taking an a hypothetical example.
though trump might be considered a radical, though that's a waiting game really.

Benjamin Thompson
Benjamin Thompson

I think I'll pick Mongolions this time.

Andrew Taylor
Andrew Taylor

I should also specify that Democrats use the government to promote industry in more or less state sanctioned markets that is generally detrimental to other countries. Republicans favor protection of those industries by less oversight and let markets and capitalism run amuck generally at more of a cost to domestic consumers. Neither is good for those markets.

God wills it.

Parker Garcia
Parker Garcia

That being said, many religions used that as the reason.

Brandon Sullivan
Brandon Sullivan

Do I have to catch it?

I really like this song.

Xavier Green
Xavier Green

I request a 3dsxl and Pokémon sun or moon for Christmas.

Christopher Lee
Christopher Lee

your view is only gonna come out there by chance or if you push it there.

santa is coming

Jacob Foster
Jacob Foster

DEUS VULT!

Kevin Peterson
Kevin Peterson

y cp

Angel Cox
Angel Cox

I hope so

Bentley Sanchez
Bentley Sanchez

How is this place feeling that trump won?

Did half the members here commit suicide? I fucking hope so.

Jason Adams
Jason Adams

idc really

Jackson Hall
Jackson Hall

Lame.

Liam Murphy
Liam Murphy

just be a good boy and he'll reward ya

yay trump

Luke Barnes
Luke Barnes

Nully, is that you?

Robert Cruz
Robert Cruz

It doesn't matter too much, glad he's keeping the under 26 and preexisting condition parts of Obamacare so I can keep up my shitty neet life.
Enjoying the liberals crying

Brandon Lopez
Brandon Lopez

N-Nully >/////<

Cameron Martinez
Cameron Martinez

o

Julian Sullivan
Julian Sullivan

God Bless America.

What is a "Nully"?

How sad it was that he just didn't get rid of it...would've made you go out and get a damn JOB. My school is full of femfags whining and crying. It's really amusing honestly.

John Rogers
John Rogers

Good afternoon, how are you?
I don't want to get a job, I'm busy with school.

Justin Rodriguez
Justin Rodriguez

Make me.

Watch it, you.

It's you.

Zachary Hall
Zachary Hall

M-muh Trump isn't as conservative as he pretended to be!

Lol get fucked Republitards

Xavier Anderson
Xavier Anderson

I'm just glad he doesn't wanna war with russia since putin would steamroll us europeans.
thank you for choosing good. he also wants assad to stay so that might mean less migrants comin our way.

make you.. a good boy?

Luis Reed
Luis Reed

That came out wrong. Ignore that request.

Noah Miller
Noah Miller

I think the vast majority are happy with the outcome.

Kayden Davis
Kayden Davis

*pat*
Good boy!

Josiah Ward
Josiah Ward

I manage, and I'm probably way younger than you. Grow some balls dude.

Here to ERP me? Not interested.

He's also allowing Americans to feel patriotic once again, I feel. A symbol of winning over the establishment. Even if that isn't necessarily true. Also no problem! I mean, I didn't even vote, actually. Thank god fort he electoral vote.

Chase Sanchez
Chase Sanchez

Happy now. He hasn't taken office yet.

Jeremiah Stewart
Jeremiah Stewart

I guess the whip goes back in the closet again.

Nolan Flores
Nolan Flores

But he's really going to change the system by doing exactly what any other politician would!

Michael Thompson
Michael Thompson

I'm happy Ted Cruise is not in office.

Jaxson Russell
Jaxson Russell

Do not do this.

Settle down. I am just calling you Nully.

You're too weak to lift such a thing.

Angel Jones
Angel Jones

No thanks, I enjoy my lazy cushy life of failure, missed opportunity, and broken promises.

Jose Martinez
Jose Martinez

Any other politician wouldn't take a measly 1$ salary as the president.

That seems to be all you do.

Cooper Perry
Cooper Perry

The numbers null, or some other null?

Luis Roberts
Luis Roberts

Who's a good boy? :3

Dylan Phillips
Dylan Phillips

no matter who you supported, it did proof the genuine working of the system.

My frail arms can lift!
I can even do a handstand!!

Carson Johnson
Carson Johnson

His policy changes and conflicts of interest will make him far more money than the salary would.

Dominic Wright
Dominic Wright

I remember at some point calling you by that name annoyed you. I mean I can stop if it still bothers you. How have you been, anyway?

Jonathan Myers
Jonathan Myers

DELTE THIS

Doubtful.

Christopher Sanchez
Christopher Sanchez

bye

Oliver Wood
Oliver Wood

It's only cushy until it comes crumbling down on you. What then? Also what are you going to school for? Better be something real like science or math faggot!

The weird obscure indie game null.

No damn president was ever elected with a majority vote, damn it.

He's already rich as fuck, you mean. Regardless he's setting the bar here for what presidents should do.

It still does, but I am much better at not showing my cringy reactions to it. I have been okay. Very stable and junk too, it's great.

John Ward
John Ward

..but I can.
and do the flip flop

William Gomez
William Gomez

Computer science.
I will be dead at 30 or so, I can keep it from crumbling until then.

Ryder King
Ryder King

I waited six years to get a bowl of fruity pebbles and now that I have the cereal i'm out of lactose free milk. Life is a fucking disapointment

Oliver Ortiz
Oliver Ortiz

I was unaware you had been unstable at some point.

I am not even sure what a flip-flop is.

Andrew Martin
Andrew Martin

Why did you wait 6 years for something so easy to get?

Hunter Peterson
Hunter Peterson

I don't get why anyone would want pure democracy anyway.

neee

when you do your arms on the ground and make the body go woosh and land on your legs

Evan Smith
Evan Smith

His rich and incredibly so but he's also not as rich as he claims.
It's really weird to be as wealthy as him and still insecure about how much you have.

Mason Williams
Mason Williams

Backflip/cartwheel.

Jack Morgan
Jack Morgan

Haven't seen you in a good while, how's life?

Adrian Watson
Adrian Watson

ohh yeah that one

Jaxson Gomez
Jaxson Gomez

Lactose intolerant?
*laughs*

The worm? Front flip? black flip?

Kevin Scott
Kevin Scott

I am literally crying because trump won.
I'm going to fucking kill myself, oh my god.
Fix this america, you cunts.

Xavier Rogers
Xavier Rogers

Hey, that's actually pretty nice. Any specific field or is it just the general stuff?

The moment I posted on this board I was a depressed fuck searching for a community to distract myself with.

Well, if you're on the right side, of course you'd want it!

How rich is he then? Will we ever know????

Very very good. I'm not being a little whiney bitch about things. It's been like that for almost a month, which is rare.

I'm LITERALLY shaking!!!

Dominic Hernandez
Dominic Hernandez

flippity flip
a show of my strong arms

Adam Anderson
Adam Anderson

Sounds good, so everything's in order?

Henry Brooks
Henry Brooks

iunno
I wouldn't even trust myself with that power.

Brandon Lopez
Brandon Lopez

It's considered 'candy' in Canada so they can only sell it in specialty stores.

I will kill you

John White
John White

The way his assets are spread out, you can only do rough estimates barring the full release of his tax documents and even those will have hidden amounts. Forbes' estimates vary wildly. He's still rich as fuck but it's just ever weirder that he's actually insecure that somehow it's inadequate.

Oliver Richardson
Oliver Richardson

Anyone here drunk?

Luke Johnson
Luke Johnson

Okay, I think I can better understand what situation you were in. Though I am glad you were able to come out of it.

I will just throw milk at you.
*points and laughs*

Nolan Martinez
Nolan Martinez

Just in general right now, I don't know what I want to do with my life. I'm only really getting a degree to make my mother proud of me, after that I have no plans. My current plan is to use my degree to become Darwin's sex slave / live in maid.

Thomas Peterson
Thomas Peterson

hihi moogy

hihi colbert kun

Blake Peterson
Blake Peterson

sup

Aaron Hill
Aaron Hill

Flips are based more on leg strength.
Your arms only bear your weight to pivot briefly.

Luke Brown
Luke Brown

Well, no, my sexuality is still absolutely and utterly fucked. I need to pray the gay away or something here. It's suffering.

Neither would I. I'm always doubtful about everything. But other people aren't as hesitant to be selfish.

Every man has his insecurities. I know yours.

Well, not much has changed, to be completely honest. I'm just stable.

Isn't Darwin a slut or something? I heard he's dated like everyone here. Has a thing for kids too...wonder why he never took interest into me.

As for the whole sex slave thing, are you cute?

Asher Hernandez
Asher Hernandez

And it takes 6 years to get something from these stores?

Luis Jones
Luis Jones

Sup bae?

Cameron Hall
Cameron Hall

im not sure how im stll functioning

Luis Scott
Luis Scott

Its moments like these that remind me how fucking weird KissShot is.

Josiah Russell
Josiah Russell

No, we just got a candy store that sells it like last week, which is why I have it. It cost me 10$

Christopher Sullivan
Christopher Sullivan

weird
not degenerate

Jace Hill
Jace Hill

You're still young, so it's understandable to feel all that confused.
Oh hell, now I sound like some sort of a psychologist.

Austin Bennett
Austin Bennett

10$ for fruity pebbles

Are you out of your fucking mind?

Josiah Sanchez
Josiah Sanchez

Well I hope your existence can be somewhat more bearable.

Kayden Jones
Kayden Jones

My crippling amounts of machismo.

Adrian Brooks
Adrian Brooks

No, I'm ugly it was just a joke.
I would make a poor maid too, I am not very tidy.
I have not really been around long enough to attest as to who he has dated outside of a few people.

Dominic Williams
Dominic Williams

Thats way to much

I think that "degenerate" is being nice.

Charles Torres
Charles Torres

that just means you need to drink more

Nolan Reed
Nolan Reed

ill be darwins maid

Ethan Walker
Ethan Walker

nuuuuu x.x i cant

Blake Morgan
Blake Morgan

but legs only go up and down

truee
we can only hope its for the good

Adam Morgan
Adam Morgan

You do a backflip using your legs and core strength; your arms just bear your weight while your core tightens to turn you over from your legs' force.

Leo Torres
Leo Torres

Please analyze my sociological background.

Yes.

You mean the chink that lies within it?

Dang dude. I know how you feel. I think I'd madke a good made. I can service people well, not to mention I'm obedient. Although the looks are definitely a problem...

Angel Evans
Angel Evans

I am good at cleaning, and a good cook. I just need the motivation to do it. I would imagine if it was more or less my job I could manage it, I've done janitorial work in the past and it wasn't so bad.

Asher Morris
Asher Morris

Hell if I know, but if I wanted to seem witty I'd throw in something mean.
But that's not how I roll.

Xavier Torres
Xavier Torres

Plans for today?

Nathan Jenkins
Nathan Jenkins

Now everyone will know my secret of actually being a 4 foot tall Korean.

Joseph Carter
Joseph Carter

I suck at cooking...and if I like the person or money is involved, I'm motivated enough!

Do it.

Do it right now you PUSSY.

It's night time. I have school tomorrow. My brother wrecked our car we got a week ago.

The illusion could only last for so long. I'm sorry, Gilga.

Kevin Cooper
Kevin Cooper

How would you make the world a better place?

William Price
William Price

search wikihow for backflip
talks specifically about the arms multiple times
I mean the strength of them doesn't get mentioned but they are apparently important enough in the process to be mentioned multiple times. the core muscles only even come into real use once you're already off the ground

Brandon Jones
Brandon Jones

bai threado

owh well
my legs are stronger anyway

John Adams
John Adams

But then I would do something you'd want me to do.
"I am not a number, I am a free man!"

Jonathan Brown
Jonathan Brown

nuke china

Aiden Clark
Aiden Clark

it is, but, you can't get it anywhere else. Guero's sending me a big bag for my birthday at least.

Is it?

Hunter Cruz
Hunter Cruz

In general?
Nuclear destruction.

Dylan Scott
Dylan Scott

nuke economy

Michael Barnes
Michael Barnes

kill myself

Leo Bailey
Leo Bailey

my bro

Adam Murphy
Adam Murphy

I came straight from the BMV, just got my licence. It starts storming and my brother takes the wheel and he fucking crashes not three hours after he was granted the privilege to drive.

Hmm....

D-don't bully me please, my feelings are really fragile, and I might cry...!

Kill all the niggers.

Luke Davis
Luke Davis

I am up and down on the idea of being so dependent on a person though.
Regardless I plan to live my life alone, people outside of the internet are unnecessary and more trouble than they're worth.

Liam Torres
Liam Torres

more suicide

Robert Butler
Robert Butler

Why would he do something like that?

Hive mind.

Jordan Reyes
Jordan Reyes

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IkAp5gAYDUQ

Oh, alright, I won't.

Anthony Peterson
Anthony Peterson

Are you gonna rape my boy Tristan?

Landon Edwards
Landon Edwards

My Napoleon complex is in shambles.

Most backflips are done without your arms even touching ground and simply used as counterbalances.
Gymnastic flips of feet, hands, feet, hands, etc are all about building up momentum with your legs and just maintaining the rotation with your core.
You use your arms but their strength isn't where the force comes from, unlike the vaulting horse which is the opposite: you use your arms for the force as leg as balances. It's not that their irrelevant but the force of the motions isn't coming from them.

Zachary Phillips
Zachary Phillips

I don't think it'd be rape. :(

Jeremiah Jenkins
Jeremiah Jenkins

Well from what I know its a pretty safe bet to say its not.

Kevin Myers
Kevin Myers

I have recently been fantasizing about the idea fo being with someone and just being a cute couple...would be really nice. I don't know. I really enjoy the idea of being dependent on someone emotionally, and also it'd be nice to have someone to call mine and just rub in people's faces, I guess...

I mean, I guess I technically already have that, really. He's just not "mine".

Because he's stupid.

...Bully me, faggot.

To St. Helena with you.

Jace Brooks
Jace Brooks

WHAT DO YOU KNOW HUH

Adrian Hernandez
Adrian Hernandez

What kind of car was it? and what did he do to actually crash?

Cameron Perry
Cameron Perry

But that'd be mean.

Camden Richardson
Camden Richardson

It has it's appeal, but I do not want to get close enough with someone that I can entrust my well being to them. Though admittedly it's partially because I hate myself so much that I am convinced no one would even want me to be so close to them.
I like you, you're nice.

Liam Smith
Liam Smith

ENOUGH

Joseph Thompson
Joseph Thompson

WHAT HAS BEEN SAID, HUH, PUNK? YOU WANNA FIGHT? I'LL BEAT YOU UP KID I'M THE TINY TERROR

Christian Johnson
Christian Johnson

A shitty Saturn SL1 or whatever. From 2002. It was cheap and old and shitty and he broke it.
He just fucked up the front lights and hood really bad. Nothing super terrible but I can't drive it now...

I feel the exact same way. Maybe it's because I'm yougner and more optimistic, but I'm hoping maybe someone will have me feeling like they want me, and actually -like- me, even though I'm a total fucking ugly faggot, lol.

In either case, maybe try looking anyway. No point in not doing it, you might surprise yourself, or something.

They say lovers come from the most unseemly places! No one actually says this, it's just me saying it.

GIVE ME A WORLD OF HURT YOU SCUM BAG.

Charles Price
Charles Price

you can see them regretting their life choices just before it goes off lol I hope they got extra for being a part of that test

I'm just telling you what the wikihow, involving an actually muscular guy doing it, explains it if you think you know better than them then that's your thing

Jaxson Hall
Jaxson Hall

Think I can get cuddles from my new roommate when he comes home?

Brandon Harris
Brandon Harris

Do they call you tiny as a joke because you're really huge?

Ian Thompson
Ian Thompson

I can totally feel your frustrations. I bet it may take a while to get back into driving shape.

Juan Cruz
Juan Cruz

I used to get my hopes up, it was not worth it.
I satisfy my need for intimacy with shallow flirtations.

Gabriel Collins
Gabriel Collins

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vt1Pwfnh5pc

Well, they didn't really know what it would do to them, but they knew it wasn't going to be good.
Most died afterwards due to cancer.

Luis Long
Luis Long

To Auschwitz with you.

Queine
Is that intentional?

Anthony Cooper
Anthony Cooper

Yes. It's been like that for at least a month now.

Caleb Campbell
Caleb Campbell

Why even?

Nicholas Morgan
Nicholas Morgan

mhm it was a really dumb way to figure out what it might do to people buuuuut they agreed to it so regardless they did as they wished. probably was exciting at the very least to witness it up close like that

Matthew Brooks
Matthew Brooks

It's a very destructive cycle, you should know that.

Do you ever feel genuinely happy after that initial spark you get from getting "close" to someone for a few days?

I love this song.

Oy gavald.

Kayden Hill
Kayden Hill

Because Madeleine
Queine

duh.

Jacob Smith
Jacob Smith

Do people buy Nekopara for a reason other than fapping to cat girls?

Christopher Barnes
Christopher Barnes

You'd be sent for every reason under the sun: being a Jew, gay, and retarded. If only you were a communist you'd hit the gas chamber bingo.

But isn't that pronounced "Mad-e-lynn"?

Henry Murphy
Henry Murphy

the plot

Julian Thomas
Julian Thomas

It would have been one hell of a show to be there.

We all do.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KIoglhtaPDk

Christopher Peterson
Christopher Peterson

You removed me from fb?

Hudson Bailey
Hudson Bailey

I am a proud supporter of communism, actually.

Though i am in no way gay or jewish...

Ethan Miller
Ethan Miller

The steam version is pure! They buy it for the memes.

Camden Harris
Camden Harris

At least you'll be drug behind a truck in a local corn field.

Leo Sanders
Leo Sanders

that's a cat

what went wrong here

Jason Turner
Jason Turner

The steam version can have the H-scenes put back in.

Not that I would know.

Henry Rodriguez
Henry Rodriguez

You're too young for politics null. You'll probably look back and cringe at being a proud communist

Jayden Williams
Jayden Williams

they call me tiny because i'm short you bully

Brody Collins
Brody Collins

mad'lynn yuh

it's just a spelling pun

backwards pun? i dunno

you told me to. this is my story and i'm sticking to it

Christian Gray
Christian Gray

oobles short but thiccc

Cameron Taylor
Cameron Taylor

mhm but imagine witnessing thee russian's nuke, that king of all bombs one

Adam Wright
Adam Wright

HOW DO YOU KNOW

Joshua Edwards
Joshua Edwards

ass?
I think you've linked me this before.
Stop fapping to cat girls.

Jayden Jones
Jayden Jones

and i'm tall and skinny

me & oob should kiss on opposite day

Cooper Thompson
Cooper Thompson

Elma is a LIAR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Gavin Reed
Gavin Reed

I never read nekopara.

Kevin Garcia
Kevin Garcia

To answer your original post, no, don't try to sleep with your roommate; it'll only make things weird.

Jace Johnson
Jace Johnson

What?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U06jlgpMtQs

Вы позорить нашу страну.

Adrian James
Adrian James

How tall are you?

Dylan Carter
Dylan Carter

there are better alternatives

Jose Lopez
Jose Lopez

cause you have like triple Q boops doll

Nathaniel Jones
Nathaniel Jones

I'm not a liar. I just get what I want.

There's a difference.

Joseph Stewart
Joseph Stewart

Rust belt fagbashing is your fate.

Kevin Fisher
Kevin Fisher

I don't wanna sleep with him. I just want cuddles

Jordan Anderson
Jordan Anderson

You don't have to read it to fap to it.
Like what?

Jack Cooper
Jack Cooper

something without the frame of a little girl

Jason Stewart
Jason Stewart

I don't know what that is...

Jaxson Lee
Jaxson Lee

Tzar bomba, they tested that once.

Most likely, but it never gets old.

Nathaniel Evans
Nathaniel Evans

tsar* bomba

Isaiah Rodriguez
Isaiah Rodriguez

N-NO

oh right

a whole five foot nothing>>1478180

Isaac Morris
Isaac Morris

I don't think I want a T H I C C anything.
its good

Joshua Howard
Joshua Howard

Seems like it might be the logical end to it, not necessarily your expectation or desire, just that that's what'll happen.

Where they beat gays.
Because you're gay.

Carter White
Carter White

I feel that it is my duty to always read the words when I masturbate. Some middle aged Japanese guy took his time to write all of those "ah"s and coming up with compelling storylines that are very deep and complex. It would be a dishonor to his family if I just ignored his work.

Henry Reyes
Henry Reyes

and the video of it is spoopy

Oliver Miller
Oliver Miller

Tzar bomba
What a scary thing to know had existed.

Liam Butler
Liam Butler

wow

Jeremiah Parker
Jeremiah Parker

have you seen the video of the test? wew

Christopher Mitchell
Christopher Mitchell

you brought up ass not me

Eli Powell
Eli Powell

I know ;3

Caleb Cook
Caleb Cook

Nice pic.

You totally know they've got more of those if not bigger.

Landon Perry
Landon Perry

Oh. I'd just get off to it.

Cameron Flores
Cameron Flores

Thats what plot is 90% of the time.

Adrian Sullivan
Adrian Sullivan

Can you read me a story?

Joshua Gray
Joshua Gray

Meme value through the roof.

Too bad there isn't much footage of it, but not like we can expect much from the USSR.

I always felt like this was the more scary part.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dead_Hand_(nuclear_war)

Tyler Moore
Tyler Moore

I can't even get out of bed right now. Too comfy.

Ethan Diaz
Ethan Diaz

Read me it from bed then.

Josiah Smith
Josiah Smith

don't wow me i'll bite ur ankles off

Aaron Gonzalez
Aaron Gonzalez

thanks!
probably bigger by now, I mean I see little reason for them to have stopped

mhm also weeeeew that dead hand system basically the ultimate "flip the chess board" move to avoid losing lol

James Russell
James Russell

It's like... There's no reason to cause a global war.. but then again.. it's only be used in the event that they get rekt from a war.

It doesn't even need to be an ICBM. It could be a nuke sneaked into a city.

Julian Perez
Julian Perez

hmmph

grr

Justin Sullivan
Justin Sullivan

Kayden Torres
Kayden Torres

Go ahead and bite away.

Blake Bailey
Blake Bailey

I always found it funny, because it's exactly as they put it in Dr. Strangelove, the "Doomsday machine".

Thomas Gomez
Thomas Gomez

h-hi DARLING

Is this where I roleplay some biting?

Wyatt Cooper
Wyatt Cooper

Hello
I guess

Ian Foster
Ian Foster

*bites kindly* lonely :(

Charles Morris
Charles Morris

I live in a destructive cycle.
I feel happiness sometimes, but I have kind of dulled my emotions over time. Extreme happiness just allows for extreme sadness.

Robert Cook
Robert Cook

i heard u talkin' shit
like i wouldn't found out

henlo trebler

Brayden James
Brayden James

*Yuris softy* :)

Luke Baker
Luke Baker

Don't we all?

Logan Sanders
Logan Sanders

Geez, you sound so edgy, but it's exactly something I'd say, so what can I judge...

You'll be happy if you let it, you know. Though it won't be constant, of course...just...more prevalent than it already is, I think.

Brandon Bell
Brandon Bell

yup though I have doubts anyone other than a middle eastern country or north korea would be stupid enough to start off nuking at this point

yeah would suck if it all went down that way but I don't blame russia for wanting to have a protective "clause" that basically warned people off trying to bomb them you nuke us we nuke you harder

Eli Howard
Eli Howard

OH YES USE YOUR SMALL HANDS ON ME MOMMY

Lincoln Evans
Lincoln Evans

*puffs vape*

Liam Brooks
Liam Brooks

oh god *cums* >~<

Owen Carter
Owen Carter

*vapes ur cum*
d-daddy

Liam Gutierrez
Liam Gutierrez


CUM VAPE PARTY
WHIP YOUR DICKS OUT EVERYONE AND LOAD 'EM UP

Alexander Jackson
Alexander Jackson

This is disgusting.

Carter Roberts
Carter Roberts

In the event of high tensions and anger a full frontal lobe shut down and cause one to forget just how real such a global event would be. You are changing the face of humanity and the world. I think if someone was mad enough to press the button because he was angry, it would be your moral and ethical responsibility to draw your pistol and shoot them at the cost of your future in one way or another.

Anthony Gonzalez
Anthony Gonzalez

c-cum in my vape and make me smoke it >//////////<

Alexander Hughes
Alexander Hughes

H=H=H=H=H=HHERE WE GO W-WHIPS OUT MY DICK

Juan Cruz
Juan Cruz

I am with you on that, there in fact was an error once in russia or america where the system said they got nuked and it was all on the guy commanding the place the nuke/s were then and he was all like "yeeeeeeah lets wait for confirmation before we start the end of the world over a computer" essentially lol pretty sure it was russia

Justin Ramirez
Justin Ramirez

the thought of that makes me want to actually vomit
mix some 20 nic into cum and vaping it
probably tastes like old pancake batter

Parker Phillips
Parker Phillips

It's not even a good meme...>>1478231

Michael Reyes
Michael Reyes

*pulls open my vape hole for you* I-in h-here daddy ^w^

Logan Ross
Logan Ross

Post Cyan and stop posting that ugly guy.

Luis Rivera
Luis Rivera

I am extra edgy when I am feeling negative.
I am not worried too much about things, I'll live my life alone and uneventful and if something changes that and makes things better that would be nice too. I just make sure to temper my expectations with everything, else I let myself be disappointed and hurt.

Jace Flores
Jace Flores

It was russia and it was a handful of times. I think they guy got int trouble for not following protocol or something.

Daniel Bailey
Daniel Bailey

Just a random mood swing, or did something happen? You remind me of a certain someone, honestly...but you don't seem to have the tough guy persona that the person I know tries to push...

Ryder Clark
Ryder Clark

UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN~~~~~~~~~

Jaxson Murphy
Jaxson Murphy

this is some advanced shitposting

Elijah Rivera
Elijah Rivera

I hope my dirty tank is okay 4 u

Leo Howard
Leo Howard

well that fuckin sucks for him, save the world and get in trouble for it

Jonathan Walker
Jonathan Walker

it is good enough i am proud ty enjoy my cummies

John Thompson
John Thompson

*screws lid back on my vape and turns wattage up to 69*

ty for the squishy cummies daddy ^w^

Xavier Ortiz
Xavier Ortiz

Pure autism.

John Cruz
John Cruz

pet me

James Lewis
James Lewis

Pet yourself.

Brandon Cruz
Brandon Cruz

You don't need to be jealous

Owen Anderson
Owen Anderson

It does kind of suck but if you put a guy in a chair to do a specific job and he doesn't do it. then.. yeah.

Daniel Roberts
Daniel Roberts

*pets flan*

Isaiah Ramirez
Isaiah Ramirez

uwu

d-do you want some cummies too?~ uwu

Nathan Kelly
Nathan Kelly

Pretty sure they're not that similar.

Julian Jenkins
Julian Jenkins

fair point but they could have thanked him a little, he sure should've lost the job still though as that's just logical

Henry Edwards
Henry Edwards

Lets eiffel tower Null.

Wyatt Hall
Wyatt Hall

OK!!!

Noah Fisher
Noah Fisher

I was feeling pretty good earlier today. I got too excited about stuff earlier, so I tend to hit a low after.
I am not too much of a tough guy, most facades are too much of a pain to keep up.
Rub my testicles with your knee.
In like a kinda sexy way, but also slightly menacingly. As if it's nice that you're rubbing them, but you make it clear you could knee them at any given moment.

Juan Allen
Juan Allen

Which side do you want?

Xavier Wilson
Xavier Wilson

LEFT!

Logan Russell
Logan Russell

Did you ever think that just maybe we're supposed to be a little bit crazy?

Carter Clark
Carter Clark

And then ow became fun again

Robert Carter
Robert Carter

You guys are some serious degenerates.

implying

N o.

Shut the fuck up, Mordin.

I see. Also yeah they are, got tired of acting all cutesy and shit, even though it was kinda fun for a while.

Landon Cox
Landon Cox

Do you have a knee fetish? Wouldn't I have to pull away to knee them anyway? Seems like it would be difficult to do so without momentum.
Kroni is not some pained, deep complex person, he's just a shitposter. You may be reading too much into it, he was like that in 2011 too.

Ayden Evans
Ayden Evans

I call the right ear then.
;)

Blake Smith
Blake Smith

Shut the fuck up, Mordin.

David Campbell
David Campbell

who is certain someone
let me know
inform me
Cutesy is fine sometimes, but doing any one thing consistently all the time is tiring. I am hungry, I should find something to much on. Alternatively I could just make dinner.

Isaiah Reyes
Isaiah Reyes

When you say shut up, it only makes me want to talk more.

Jason Stewart
Jason Stewart

Talk about something you actually know about, at least.

When I look back on it I realize how cringy I'm being when I do it.

What do you reckon you'll make?

Dominic Hall
Dominic Hall

it smells like ky jelly and regret in here

Evan Johnson
Evan Johnson

It's a poster on a different board. Some people here only know him because he came here and got banned for being insufferable.
I've known him for 5 years.

Connor Young
Connor Young

maybe but it's still spoopy as fuck, bro :c

Andrew Gomez
Andrew Gomez

pathetic

Look at this shittalker.

Josiah Wood
Josiah Wood

The secret legendary 1 inch knee technique.
You must master it.
I have no fetishes, I am not some kind of deviant.
We are all cringy at some point or another.

I have some chicken breasts I can make. I was going to make a london broil, but the meat looks weird.

Nolan Baker
Nolan Baker

implying I'm toxic
It was in regards to the rq.

Carson Flores
Carson Flores

Tell me about him, what is his favorite color?

Asher Moore
Asher Moore

You shitposted at him for five years. There's a difference.

Yes but I do it consistently. Also sounds nice! No idea what a london broil is. Just goes to show how retarded I am at cooking.

...I actually don't know this, sadly enough.

Mason Brown
Mason Brown

Scary yes but so is knowing that I will die in one way or another and there's nothing I can do to stop it.

Connor Price
Connor Price

It's a cheap cut of beef that you have to marinate over night to make it edible. Then you broil it to sear and slice thin. Good for sandwiches.

Nathaniel Sullivan
Nathaniel Sullivan

how did you let a rein battle end without hurting him?

Grayson Bailey
Grayson Bailey

If you don't enjoy it then why bother?
Blue.
You've talked to him for a year with like a 6 months break, pretty sure he's just pulling your leg dude.

Asher Ward
Asher Ward

Because I love you and want you to love me back.
What is his favorite limb? Arms, or legs.

Adrian Johnson
Adrian Johnson

Ohhh, I see.

It's not blue, I know that. Also yep, I've talked with him privately and on a far batter bases than you have. The six month thing was due to me being a little nerd and overreacting, it actually didn't effect much at all...

Also I seriously doubt he's pulling my leg. I was cautious to make sure of it.

Eli Peterson
Eli Peterson

This just in:

His favourite colour is green.

Camden Gonzalez
Camden Gonzalez

I stood in the middle of the map emoting because I felt bad about winning 5-0
He kept saying nice shit throughout the game, no hint of salt, I just couldn't..

Xavier Brooks
Xavier Brooks

Do people have favourite limbs?
I just guessed the color. Most people like blue followed by red, it's a fairly safe assumption that someones favourite color is blue.

Thomas Collins
Thomas Collins

Blue is a shit tier colour.

William Brown
William Brown

I like purple!
I like arms because they have hands which are good for nibbling and holding.
Cooking is fun. What sorts of food do you eat usually?

Lucas Bailey
Lucas Bailey

16 weapons on Dark Souls 3 left.

Gavin Wood
Gavin Wood

I disagree but you're entitled to your opinion.

Christopher Rivera
Christopher Rivera

play something with me

Xavier Robinson
Xavier Robinson

Play something with Mugen.

Nathan Cruz
Nathan Cruz

Jesus you're slow.

Jayden Sullivan
Jayden Sullivan

Red is quite literally the best colour that exists.

Well, my favourite food is chicken salad, but I can't say I eat it too often...I guess the only thing I eat commonly is junk food, but my grandma cooks lots of things every day, so I actually get a lot of variety.

Today I had cranberry pork stuff.

Parker Morgan
Parker Morgan

I kind of want to just post for a bit.

?

Lincoln Sanchez
Lincoln Sanchez

having favorite colors
Kinda miss being 12.

Anthony Anderson
Anthony Anderson

So you like red?
A lot of people seem to like to compliment women on their legs. I don't think I ever really felt aroused looking at someones legs before though, I dunno if I could relate. Arms and legs are just arms and legs to me I think.

Aiden Bennett
Aiden Bennett

thank god someone with personality is here

Camden Cruz
Camden Cruz

you never do

just say no

Zachary White
Zachary White

Hardly.

Luke Brooks
Luke Brooks

;)

Juan Perez
Juan Perez

you don't need to be 12 to have a favorite colour.

Owen Hall
Owen Hall

Getting all the weapons isn't really all that hard.

Eli Stewart
Eli Stewart

that just seems more insulting though that you had to give it to him

Lucas Perry
Lucas Perry

it's awful in here man
what are you up to tonight/

Ian Garcia
Ian Garcia

Well, yes, but it's also just factually the best colour.

Tyler Bell
Tyler Bell

I didn't say it was. Just that I had 16 left.
It's just grindy.

Brayden Mitchell
Brayden Mitchell

cranberry pork
that sounds good, I had pork chops to make this weekend, but someone seems to have eaten them already.
touch your soles to mine.

Jordan Richardson
Jordan Richardson

Ate lunch with mom and grandma today.
Moving in to my new place this week I hope.

Eli Martin
Eli Martin

Kiss, I did not reply to you so you may have this.

Caleb Miller
Caleb Miller

It was pretty gosh darn good. I'd rate it a good 9/10. Doesn't match my unbridled love for chicken salad though.

Kayden Sanders
Kayden Sanders

i swear you're always moving somewhere....
do you see them much?

Joseph Clark
Joseph Clark

Now and then. They were an hour north of me for a church function so they passed through and I was up there last night.

Evan Reed
Evan Reed

oh, yeah true.

Well what else what was I supposed to do..?
I did shoot some random firestrikes and charges..

Jeremiah Bell
Jeremiah Bell

Funny Music Meme.

Lucas Gutierrez
Lucas Gutierrez

@Guero

Levi Anderson
Levi Anderson

I only took time for the rings really.
Just now collecting the rest.

Evan Perez
Evan Perez

This is what I need.

Jonathan Williams
Jonathan Williams

beat him 5 to 0

John James
John James

Thanks Kyle, that validates my existence.
I like chicken, salad is no good for me though.
I don't eat vegetables really.

Jayden Jenkins
Jayden Jenkins

I am glad.

Leo Reed
Leo Reed

Close enough.

Caleb Campbell
Caleb Campbell

I'll just do that next time I guess..

Jaxson Parker
Jaxson Parker

please dont sexualize the goat

Kevin Foster
Kevin Foster

I havent gotten to see my grandma i'm hoping to see her for thanksgiving uu

you got holiday plans?

im full of em

Jace King
Jace King

Why do you even bother anyway.
most of them are worthless.

Caleb Gomez
Caleb Gomez

Oh, no. It's not a salad with chicken in it, it's mainly chicken, actually.

Observe.

Colton Young
Colton Young

I have to go see like 4 families for it.

Eh. I like having shit.

Luis Taylor
Luis Taylor

I am dumb, I had forgotten what chicken salad was.
I like tuna salad a lot which is similar.
Salt, pepper, mayo, whole grain mustard, and paprika makes for a tasty mix.

Joshua Watson
Joshua Watson

oh with hard boiled eggs mixed in I forgot that>>1478332

Hudson Bell
Hudson Bell

Also vegetables are the SHIT.

It's seriously a wonder why I'm so fat when I prefer a 2:1 ratio of vegetables and meat.

I hate tuna, so tuna salad is a no go for me...but all the other salads are yum. Like bean and potato salad. 10/10. I do enjoy tuna casserole, though.

All this talk about food is making me hungry...

Eggz r nasrty.

Chase Butler
Chase Butler

Chicken is good, I eat a lot of chicken and turkey. I am a big seafood fan so tuna in most forms I devour.
Potatoes r nasty

Joseph Gonzalez
Joseph Gonzalez

good, let the bully flow through you

Ethan Davis
Ethan Davis

I'm fukin rirsh u fuk i am ltry a potato!!!!

No but yeah I love seafood too. Salmon and shrimp are fucking amazing. Love it.

Eli Gomez
Eli Gomez

But whenever I'm being a bully I get shit fo rit.

Jayden Garcia
Jayden Garcia

We have good fresh salmon where I live, though it's a bit pricey to make on the regular.
My favorite is scallops, but shrimp is top tier too.

Austin Davis
Austin Davis

what kind of shit do you get for it?

Alexander Adams
Alexander Adams

I've never had scallops, nor the pleasure of having fresh salmon. It's bought at a store, and it's alright, but a bit sketchy in all honesty.

Also what do you have against potatoes. I must know immediately. Are you telling me you couldn't eat a potato raw?

Sebastian Wilson
Sebastian Wilson

Emma, Echo wants to know where you are.

Jose King
Jose King


They taste awful and make me gag. I literally cannot swallow them.
The only way I can eat them is thinly sliced and deep fried into thin french fries.

Parker Davis
Parker Davis

What are we frowning about?

Michael Myers
Michael Myers

Wow really...? Not even potato soup...? Or potato chips?

Although honestly even I dislike potato chips if they aren't flavoured. Also I guess it kinda makes sense because you don't like vegetables, do you?

I once knew a guy who enjoyed the taste of artificial fruit, but hated actual, real fruit.

Henry Sanders
Henry Sanders

Dude.

Carter Brooks
Carter Brooks

She is not here anyway.

Xavier Long
Xavier Long

I missed your reply and thought you ignored me.
My ire was misplaced, forgive me Master I will make it up to you in private I promise.
Oh, I can do potato chips as they qualify under the thinly sliced and deep fried category. I had forgotten about those.
I dislike almost all vegetables, I pretty much will only eat peas in the pod and raw, once they are out of the pod they suck. And corn on the cob, but once it is off the cob it sucks.
I'm picky

Logan Sullivan
Logan Sullivan

Missing my replies

You are the one making it weird.

Samuel Robinson
Samuel Robinson

Oh, good, I see...I've had peas, they're cool, and I love corn on the cob...used to hate corn, though. Not sure why. Also make me food god damnit, you're making me hungry...

Leo Miller
Leo Miller

So How's Avery doing?

Lincoln White
Lincoln White

He is playing Janna. There are only degrees of how boring it is.

Aaron Rogers
Aaron Rogers

I sincerely regret it.
I would be happy to make you dinner, cooking for others is what is fun about it.

Jonathan Allen
Jonathan Allen

Avery on support

LMAO

Chase Clark
Chase Clark

HEY NOW

Benjamin Russell
Benjamin Russell

Raadd, that'd be pretty sweet. Also you should teach me how to cook. I'll need it because I'm becoming a waifu.

Brandon Wright
Brandon Wright

I will not, there needs to be less competition in waifu jobs for me not more.

Ryan Ward
Ryan Ward

I forgive you this time. Maybe the following occurrence too.

What? Why are you Neruing me?

Joseph Flores
Joseph Flores

DO IT GOD DAMNIT!!!

I DEMAND IT!!!!!

Juan Fisher
Juan Fisher

Janna can be pretty fun.

Aiden Morgan
Aiden Morgan

everyone else has more pokemon than me already
why do board games hate me

Mason Edwards
Mason Edwards

How?

Ian Davis
Ian Davis

Solution: just don't play Pokemon.

Ian Morris
Ian Morris

flash ulting
denying engages
cucking
600 passive ms

And you should see what she can do with Jhinn.

Kevin Baker
Kevin Baker

Board games suck anyway

Blake Price
Blake Price

Except Operation.

Carson Brooks
Carson Brooks

Because it's the only way Gilligan can ever be in someone.

Asher Russell
Asher Russell

I quite enjoy monopoly.

Brandon Nguyen
Brandon Nguyen

Including operation

Joshua Bell
Joshua Bell

Calm down.

I do like denying ults, like Jhin ult, but I would rather play something else.

Jacob Roberts
Jacob Roberts

Fucking end your life. Holy shit.

Jace Sullivan
Jace Sullivan

WHY

Angel Watson
Angel Watson

Oh yeah that's neat, but I meant more in a sense of synergy
she adds ad with the shield and that + his passive is pretty broke.

WHAT?!
I only ever played it once but it was pretty fun.

Andrew Diaz
Andrew Diaz

I used to love scrabble and yhatzee as a kid. Dice rolling was fun as fuck.

Xavier Watson
Xavier Watson

Only if you help me drink my tea.

David Gonzalez
David Gonzalez

I dunno what he wanted.

But can she go top lane?

It takes forever and is boring.

Hudson Perry
Hudson Perry

as a kid

You are a kid.

It's three hours of objectively nothing interesting happening.

Nolan Cox
Nolan Cox

It is time to stop.

Carter Hill
Carter Hill

I'm a fucking adult you faggot.

William Gutierrez
William Gutierrez

If I can make Draven sup I can make Janna top.
Just build ad and go nuts.

Make up your own rules, that's where it's at.

Justin Hernandez
Justin Hernandez

He's in love with me and just missed me is all.

Brayden Jackson
Brayden Jackson

Why must you lie?

Joshua James
Joshua James

Stopping.

Jayden Bailey
Jayden Bailey

How am I lying? 16 is age of conset, literally an adult queermo.

Parker Rogers
Parker Rogers

Maybe he wanted to talk about hockey.

Wyatt Williams
Wyatt Williams

I didn't watch hockey today.

Kevin Robinson
Kevin Robinson

How the hell do you have time for hockey between all the anime?

Joseph Martinez
Joseph Martinez

Wanna touch sticks?

Juan Edwards
Juan Edwards

Grille-poisson, post la méga saucisse de votre petit ami s'il vous plaît

Joseph Hall
Joseph Hall

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ftJZomwDhxQ

Luis Hall
Luis Hall

I can only watch anime while I'm in my bed, it's not like I watch it 24/7 :3

Okay

Levi Ortiz
Levi Ortiz

League isn't very hard

Nolan Robinson
Nolan Robinson

I'm like 7 minutes in, but wtf is this week's Dragon Ball Super?

Caleb Cook
Caleb Cook

God blew up time and then started playing with himself.

Jack Cooper
Jack Cooper

This is so stupid

Charles Nguyen
Charles Nguyen

EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEee

Cooper Morris
Cooper Morris

Emmageddon

Gabriel Clark
Gabriel Clark

At least we are gonna get an episode about Yamcha.

Ayden Lewis
Ayden Lewis

boiii

Luke Diaz
Luke Diaz

same

Easton Hughes
Easton Hughes

Made me laugh in the middle of a shootout.

Asher Martin
Asher Martin

Heh

Evan Reed
Evan Reed

trans person on youtube wants america to go to a rancid shit state just so they can be right about trump
I uh..... weren't the left claiming they were the good side?

Camden Price
Camden Price

They have always been the bad guys.

Kevin Reyes
Kevin Reyes

tbh fam I think both are but they sure were the main one trying to claim moral superiority, the right just seemed to want to do whatever regardless of moral standpoints to "make america great again". that's beyond the point though I'm more concerned that these people rather hope the country dies for picking the other candidate instead of hoping they were wrong and the winner does good

Gabriel Allen
Gabriel Allen

And they got mad about Trump saying he might not accept Hillary winning but when he won they literally started rioting and saying "not my president"

Nolan Edwards
Nolan Edwards

i love you!

Parker Richardson
Parker Richardson

new >:

Adam Sanders
Adam Sanders

The left always have claimed moral high-ground, despite playing endless identity politics and propagating lies and falsehoods and myths.
The right does shitty stuff too, but not to the same extent.
Trump is what they got for calling 1/2 of america racist sexist bigoted homophones who only have things because they are white or born into it instead of on their own merit.

William Cooper
William Cooper

ya, my mom doesnt know about my fetish for women in pretty underwear

Chase Davis
Chase Davis

mhm it's sad as fuck

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