♥ Official Scootalooo Thread ♥Ban me, I dare you Edition

Connor Thompson
Connor Thompson

♥ Official Scootalooo Thread ♥

Ban me, I dare you Edition

All urls found in this thread:
http://www.dotabuff.com/topics/2016-11-03-looking-for-anime-profiles-in-the-na-region-to-make-a-team-with-
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qd9WR9N6Jl4
https://youtu.be/6Pp03N3itxU
Alexander Walker
Alexander Walker

♥ for preetee

Ayden Cox
Ayden Cox

bans

John Clark
John Clark

kitties are the best, yes.

Dominic Robinson
Dominic Robinson

Flattering xD

Landon Garcia
Landon Garcia

They arent big enough to try

Parker Phillips
Parker Phillips

I HAVE CRIPPLING DEPRESSION

Aiden Hall
Aiden Hall

Is there a version of this with multiple question marks?

Justin Jenkins
Justin Jenkins

I had to leave my kitties a year ago :(

Carson King
Carson King

I forgot those existed

Michael Foster
Michael Foster

that picture of karen? not that I know of.

Noah Foster
Noah Foster

As Erin pointed out, only filthy tranny scum have crippling depression.

Jeremiah Hall
Jeremiah Hall

Don't forget the anxiety

Kevin Parker
Kevin Parker

the vanilla is a shit flavor I've just found out but the job is great

Gabriel Kelly
Gabriel Kelly

Lexi pro

Kevin Gomez
Kevin Gomez

Bro. RIFK.
No one bans here.
The moderation team are stupid and shit.
Also moogs has mashed potato for a face.

Jaxson Cox
Jaxson Cox

FEMALE EJACULATE IS JUST URINE.

Is there one I might be thinking of that isn't Karen?

Or am I just retarded?

Adam Rivera
Adam Rivera

that sucks. why?

Chase Baker
Chase Baker

okay fine I'll be cleaner and swallow.

Benjamin Moore
Benjamin Moore

plastic vagina?

John Bennett
John Bennett

This is why I like reg flavored blunts so I can taste my weeds

Camden Parker
Camden Parker

I'm sure there are plenty of pictures of anime girls with multiple question marks, but I don't think I have any in my files.

Parker Roberts
Parker Roberts

Life is rude.

Flesh lights

Asher Parker
Asher Parker

I have a whole folder

Samuel Cox
Samuel Cox

Or you could just stop telling me these lewd, disgusting things.

If I'd've seen it, then I'd've seen it in thread.

Thanks, though.

Joseph Roberts
Joseph Roberts

life is cruel.

nani ?

Liam Bennett
Liam Bennett

ohh..

you'd rather see them?

Robert Bailey
Robert Bailey

tokai apparently has a whole folder.

Landon Allen
Landon Allen

I'd pound lexis fleshlight
GG
xD
my faggotry knows no bounds

Nicholas Richardson
Nicholas Richardson

Humbled me real fast ... I almost started praying again

Luis Parker
Luis Parker

My Z3 Compact is sooooo tiny

Nathan Thomas
Nathan Thomas

You filthy slut xx

Luke Wright
Luke Wright

I'm making a dota team
http://www.dotabuff.com/topics/2016-11-03-looking-for-anime-profiles-in-the-na-region-to-make-a-team-with-

Thomas Martin
Thomas Martin

a bowl is better for that

Jonathan Young
Jonathan Young

The slutbutt is in the HOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUSE

Luis Lopez
Luis Lopez

proud of u

that sucks. I'm really sorry pritty.

Parker Cooper
Parker Cooper

I prefer my blunts ... rituals n shit ... I have a nice oil rig I use when I have wax

Connor Price
Connor Price

read the thread !?

Jaxon Sullivan
Jaxon Sullivan

nah.

Jonathan Barnes
Jonathan Barnes

Spooky
6 hours ago

Hai i am a girl. i play dota (1k MMR but plays like a 4k) add me if u would like to play or talk nyan~ ^-^ i tend to get salty if i rage tho.. I'm looking for people with anime profiles and avatars to join me and my friend subtle in playing in the open qualifiers for the next major ! I want to be the next EE !

Christopher Foster
Christopher Foster

You know that's decidedly not what I was going for.

He probably isn't the only one.

Julian Phillips
Julian Phillips

Hi Wish

Dylan Bailey
Dylan Bailey

wait no thats just her boat`

Adrian Perry
Adrian Perry

nani

Jack Ramirez
Jack Ramirez

Best house

Don't be boo!! Life happens <33

Ayden Lee
Ayden Lee

that's lovely.

probably not.

Blake Wood
Blake Wood

yeah. and it sucks.

Jaxson Long
Jaxson Long

duhuh of course I know.

I know you'd much rather hear the noise instead.

Lincoln Allen
Lincoln Allen

I'd like to think it's making room for new good things to happen

Cameron Kelly
Cameron Kelly

is it outrageously big

Gabriel Perry
Gabriel Perry

I am feeling spaghetti, 9 days in work beggining tomorrow. G.....G.... me
so wassap?

Cooper Anderson
Cooper Anderson

who dis is

Xavier Bennett
Xavier Bennett

Actually not at all
I'll take a pic when I get up
I only like my dicks n my blunts big :)

Christopher Jones
Christopher Jones

neo

Colton Allen
Colton Allen

Don't die pls
I worked 12 days in a town n cried all day on the 13th

Isaac Walker
Isaac Walker

I envy your optimism.

Levi Lee
Levi Lee

Autocorrect pls
In a ROW*

Jordan Myers
Jordan Myers

I am going to poison your dinner in a moment.

Neopolitan best RWBY.

Dominic Campbell
Dominic Campbell

I'm due for my daily manic meltdown in about an hour

Isaac Mitchell
Isaac Mitchell

Dontcha worry, imma survivor, im gonna make it, im a survivour, titan survivour

Nathaniel Allen
Nathaniel Allen

Please don't poison yourself.

Alexander Adams
Alexander Adams

those are always fun.

Kayden Cox
Kayden Cox

Ima call Beyoncé

Josiah Morgan
Josiah Morgan

I'm like the grinch
wallow at 2pm

Carter Jenkins
Carter Jenkins

I'll let you choose which meal to eat.
One of them will be poisoned with a highly potent, fast acting toxin that'll result in the consumer's death.

Ryan Reyes
Ryan Reyes

your heart is already too big for you to be the grinch. if it grew any more it would explode out of your chest.

Cooper Anderson
Cooper Anderson

qUEEN BEE IS BAE FOR SURE
CALL THE HONEY
MMM MM MMMMMMM~

Jeremiah Nguyen
Jeremiah Nguyen

and the other?

Christopher Hill
Christopher Hill

Pritty. Lets burn this mother down

Tyler Baker
Tyler Baker

tfw scoots doesn't want to burn stuff down with you anymore because pritty is around again

Leo Williams
Leo Williams

Peobably fine.

Carson Murphy
Carson Murphy

Hearts are so dumb sometimes ... I followed mine right into a dead end

Hands you the sharpie

Colton Lee
Colton Lee

I think I know my choice.
present!

Wyatt Watson
Wyatt Watson

:o

Matthew Miller
Matthew Miller

deceitful little bastards, those hearts.

Christopher Jenkins
Christopher Jenkins

Why dontchu join us hun.
I hope your felt writing is good

Choo choo, sudoku all round

Lincoln Anderson
Lincoln Anderson

having a heart

Colton Ramirez
Colton Ramirez

o:

Lucas Nelson
Lucas Nelson

What?

Dominic Torres
Dominic Torres

felt writing has what to do with burning?

Oliver Evans
Oliver Evans

Heartstrings are a real thing n they apparently really break :/
god you sick sadist you

Austin Anderson
Austin Anderson

We need to drink together sir
It's time

Brayden Baker
Brayden Baker

better to ignore the thing entirely if possible.

James Phillips
James Phillips

It is god darn everything to do with it!

Drinking and typing is always a wonderful adventure into the madness wahaha

Elijah White
Elijah White

Now that's what I call edgy 2: Electric Boogaloo

Kayden Collins
Kayden Collins

I put that SHIT on Ice again

Hudson Nguyen
Hudson Nguyen

I just blame auto correct

Aiden Gomez
Aiden Gomez

Joke's on you, the food was safe and I'd been bathing in the toxin all day.

Jayden Harris
Jayden Harris

I have mine turned off. And proceed to butcher everything.

Parker Howard
Parker Howard

gta ctw now

Carter Fisher
Carter Fisher

What a savage you are my scoots

Jack Wood
Jack Wood

I am what I am, a true Monstah

Brayden Morgan
Brayden Morgan

that's where it belongs.

you are not making much sense here, scooters

Owen Long
Owen Long

We out here trying my function like E40 says

Asher Rivera
Asher Rivera

I feel in love caek
Lmfao
Worst shit ever

Adam Miller
Adam Miller

Wait, you're immune to toxins?

Leo Martinez
Leo Martinez

yeah feelings tend to sneak up on you sometimes.

Easton Walker
Easton Walker

No?
I just spent the last 25 years of my life developing an immunity to this one.

David Cox
David Cox

When have I ever.... P-please burn things >.<

i WAS LISTENING TO OUR GRILL dev EARLIER.
HOT DIGGITY.
i'm tempted to order pizza

Xavier Hall
Xavier Hall

gonna burn you. ready?

your face.

BOOM.

Kayden Robinson
Kayden Robinson

Last time I did that I was high and 19

Landon Fisher
Landon Fisher

semen?

Jaxson Harris
Jaxson Harris

dev
So dev has daughter right... I might know her babysitter

Kevin Kelly
Kevin Kelly

Also Dev is from highland Park
My home city

Matthew Butler
Matthew Butler

19 was so long ago...

get rekt you liverpool cunt

Andrew Morales
Andrew Morales

but you're 24

Xavier Williams
Xavier Williams

My daughter is 19 :p

James Wright
James Wright

I'm 19 in ten days :D

Adrian Hill
Adrian Hill

goodness.

Ian Long
Ian Long

That's not the point.
Be quiet.

Ryder Foster
Ryder Foster

Look at these heathens xD

Joseph Johnson
Joseph Johnson

those red demon eyes tho

Austin Perez
Austin Perez

Make me

Brandon Roberts
Brandon Roberts

Ha!
Did you expect less from me

Leo Rodriguez
Leo Rodriguez

i now officially have 5 jobs and i want to die

Lucas Barnes
Lucas Barnes

wehaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat???? you what, you do? maybe? that is pretty GOD damn awesome

im gonna guck you without a rubber and give you aids, fucker

Anthony Wood
Anthony Wood

then do it
with a knive
im kidding, whens reset of rust?

Tyler Flores
Tyler Flores

I'm pretty sure rust has already reset and the update is out.

Cooper Ortiz
Cooper Ortiz

When's the funeral

I feel connected

Luke Young
Luke Young

I guess it's now until I get my paycheck

Evan Cooper
Evan Cooper

Rin

Riiiiin

Riiiiiiiiiiiiiin

Where do you stash your sim ejector

Robert Phillips
Robert Phillips

I can't attend then :(
Damn

Angel Rodriguez
Angel Rodriguez

Oh. well, i will have to get on at somepoint. im going to be working for the next 9 days pretty hard.
would you be kind and lemme know bouts where the main HQ gonna be. so when i get on I can be a maniac.

Damn. That is too awesome... just casually exploit this and smooch DEV!!!!
urghnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn
I swear, i almost melted when the getaway hit on my comp.
good feels.
also was kreaykreay too

sheir

Luke Cook
Luke Cook

That's unfortunate. :(

Evan Adams
Evan Adams

Krey krey is best nor cal girl <333

Jonathan Perry
Jonathan Perry

Reschedule it maybe?

Christopher Diaz
Christopher Diaz

i dont think i can, i have a 7 day work week with more shifts than humanly possible

Landon Lee
Landon Lee

You know it brooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
i was going hard like gucci gucci gucci up in this, swervin like im l3ft 3y3
Oh hey, havingume party in like.... 3 weeks time... the theme "America"
hahahaha what costume amma going to do!!!!!

Nolan Campbell
Nolan Campbell

omg i scrolled to the bottom of the last thread and saw like a billion links and i was like shit new must be a sci thread, but it was a scootaloo thread

scoot

time to take a good hard look in the mirror buddy

Jayden Wilson
Jayden Wilson

I'll send flowers

The Bay Area music scene is my favorite still

Eli Wilson
Eli Wilson

ty

Liam Stewart
Liam Stewart

He looks handsome as fuck ...
I've seen his reflection

Hudson Bailey
Hudson Bailey

How about suck a dick?

Bay is bae
doing a michael bay facial to bae

Asher Cooper
Asher Cooper

Will you be rising from the dead in like 7days

Samuel Wood
Samuel Wood

he's a pretty princess

Anthony Rodriguez
Anthony Rodriguez

To short n e40
Also facials are so nice huh

Michael Price
Michael Price

I love him so much

Nathaniel Hall
Nathaniel Hall

as soon as i see someone who has one

Blake Morgan
Blake Morgan

My blue blood is on show yo

Chase Reed
Chase Reed

wow ur so pretty u r like a real girl

Oliver Garcia
Oliver Garcia

I'm 0- ;)
Blue blood for life

Lucas Gray
Lucas Gray

That's how people link threads.

John Perry
John Perry

she is being a troll tard right now. Moogs isnt here to bully.

But we'll never be roooooyals

Tyler Bell
Tyler Bell

it's scoot irl

cute no

Nathan Perez
Nathan Perez

We have Tierra's that's all that matters

Gavin Gray
Gavin Gray

scoots is a good boy

Leo Russell
Leo Russell

I leave mine in the box on my desk, but I've considered moving it to my wallet or pencil case.

Elijah Gutierrez
Elijah Gutierrez

im here

but ocelot takes precedence

Logan Roberts
Logan Roberts

Ooh, wallet, good mention.

Does your charger make a sound when it's plugged in but not charging anything?

Elijah Diaz
Elijah Diaz

GG

I sip with pinkie extended

Matthew Evans
Matthew Evans

would you go as far to say spicy

a spicy boy

Aaron Price
Aaron Price

He's with me on Dark Souls.

Liam Morgan
Liam Morgan

Tatted that bitch coz she's an important finger like the middle one

Justin Thomas
Justin Thomas

scoot can be whatever he wants to be

Evan Hill
Evan Hill

cause if he's spicy that's just from him and pete

Xavier Campbell
Xavier Campbell

mh
I was hoping for tape

doggo walk time

Dylan Clark
Dylan Clark

He's mine is what he is xD

Carter Nguyen
Carter Nguyen

4 fucking amps

holy shit

Bentley Peterson
Bentley Peterson

PETA is CASUAL FROM GIF

Brandon Edwards
Brandon Edwards

ur casual lol

look i'm being inflammatory

Matthew Phillips
Matthew Phillips

Like, this thing?

Daniel Barnes
Daniel Barnes

i fuc a goat ironically

Cameron Russell
Cameron Russell

Yuh

Isaac Richardson
Isaac Richardson

Ew

Dominic Ortiz
Dominic Ortiz

that's agressive

Carter Stewart
Carter Stewart

I've got the first headache I've had in years
What do? I don't even own pills for it.

David Watson
David Watson

ocelot best ball sack

Hudson Gomez
Hudson Gomez

Not that I notice, but tinnitus.

I rarely ever use it, though.
It charges super fast, but the charge lasts longer if I charge from PC, or even by using my PSVita adapter.

Jose Mitchell
Jose Mitchell

Lay your head on a qt's lap.

Elijah Sullivan
Elijah Sullivan

I do keep it at hand, though, because the quick charge can be handy if I won't have the time to otherwise wait for the charge cycle.

Levi Torres
Levi Torres

I would say mine is better.

Jeremiah Reyes
Jeremiah Reyes

lol they're not even trying to play giitaas

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qd9WR9N6Jl4

Christian Peterson
Christian Peterson

yours is okay

Oliver Harris
Oliver Harris

Well, back to using my tablet charger.

Aaron Price
Aaron Price

cry

i need a tatt, what get?

Pete... tho

Leo Davis
Leo Davis

dorito pete 💖

Charles Russell
Charles Russell

You should watch us suck at it.

Jackson Bennett
Jackson Bennett

That sounds awful

Juan Howard
Juan Howard

I take pride in my casual ways

Lemme think on that ...I'm due for another myself

Jason Cook
Jason Cook

Yeah, he just left the building

Logan Jackson
Logan Jackson

that's my chair!!

Jordan Stewart
Jordan Stewart

fart on his pillow lol

Nolan Cook
Nolan Cook

It doesn't charge via micro USB like everything else, you have to use the OP charger.

Unless you decide to jerry rig something.

Gavin Cruz
Gavin Cruz

its mine now

Cooper Thomas
Cooper Thomas

Sit on my lap.

Gavin Ward
Gavin Ward

Soft girl legs?

Aiden King
Aiden King

what does pete work as

Dominic Brooks
Dominic Brooks

:( that makes me sad.

Oh.

Lincoln Allen
Lincoln Allen

p sure its charging via my pc now

Zachary Myers
Zachary Myers

we can share if you want

Isaiah Powell
Isaiah Powell

He is a cfe worker and pornstar.

Austin Scott
Austin Scott

I meant that you have to use the red cable that they send you with it to charge it.
Micro USB doesn't fit it.

Gabriel Long
Gabriel Long

Ok that's fair. What side of the chair do I get?

William Bennett
William Bennett

you should make a porn with him

Ryder Russell
Ryder Russell

how do you make it clear to a dog that he's being dumb?

Joshua Sullivan
Joshua Sullivan

Oh, you said A qt

Jayden Butler
Jayden Butler

the princess part

Jeremiah Sullivan
Jeremiah Sullivan

kick

Austin Ramirez
Austin Ramirez

Now that I'm capping her, she really does look like a trap.

Put your dick in it.

Anthony Garcia
Anthony Garcia

Hope you realise how disgusting that ideo is

Brandon Hill
Brandon Hill

Because it's USB-C :3

Bentley Butler
Bentley Butler

if you reward them for being clever a lot pretty soon they also pick up a sense of shame

Jason Jones
Jason Jones

Oh, not the qt-nicknamed person here, I meant a regular qt 3.14.

Christopher Evans
Christopher Evans

Oh I miss that folder

Blake Harris
Blake Harris

nope

Cooper Diaz
Cooper Diaz

don't be mean to the doggos.
they are precious.

My dick has other places to be.

but I do reward him for doing the good things.
I'd just like him to stop trying to dig in the floor and damaging the material.

Blake Kelly
Blake Kelly

my dog likes to be kicked

Lincoln Morris
Lincoln Morris

i think that's a weird brain thing

find a relevant episode of the dog whisperer or something

Ryan Taylor
Ryan Taylor

Til that's a thing.

Show's how little attention I've played.

Let him put his dick in you???

Justin Thomas
Justin Thomas

mine too

Chase Ward
Chase Ward

Does lenko come here ever?

Xavier Jenkins
Xavier Jenkins

It's been the new standard since a while!

Daniel Reyes
Daniel Reyes

*kick squash*

Lincoln Reyes
Lincoln Reyes

To like sperg out once a month.

Bentley Young
Bentley Young

bad dog

Juan Clark
Juan Clark

A qt would be fine.

Mason Myers
Mason Myers

like, dogs have an internal magnetic sense, and see how they spin around before they poo, well scientists watched this happen loads of times with loads of different dogs, and it became overwhelmingly apparent that dogs poop facing east

Ryan Martin
Ryan Martin

I'm calling animal protection services

Oh that's a great plan

My butt virginity is reserved.

Cameron Bailey
Cameron Bailey

Tell him I says hi

Thomas Wood
Thomas Wood

Dogs don't spin before they shit.

Gavin Nelson
Gavin Nelson

144547
maybe they can fuck him too

Aaron Kelly
Aaron Kelly

Put his dick... in your mouth...?

William Collins
William Collins

I'll pass.

Chase Clark
Chase Clark

Boooo
Meanie

Isaiah Brown
Isaiah Brown

i think he is still banned

Kayden Barnes
Kayden Barnes

Mouth virginity too!
all reserved

Camden Stewart
Camden Stewart

He's not really worth the attention to me.

Eli Lee
Eli Lee

THATS NOT HOW YOU OPEN A JAR OF PICKLES

Angel Smith
Angel Smith

I emailed him
It's fine :(

Levi Price
Levi Price

"...just run around and urinate and defecate and rape everybody..."

Charles Evans
Charles Evans

Goblin vomit.

Luke Hall
Luke Hall

yes they do

this guy knows
https://youtu.be/6Pp03N3itxU

52 seconds in he explains it, but i was wrong what direction, apparently it's facing north to south

Christian Perez
Christian Perez

when Nii-sama pats you on the head and says you did a good

Dylan Turner
Dylan Turner

maybe your dog is broken?

Carter Brooks
Carter Brooks

they spin around till they've found their proper direction in relation to magnetic north, then they poop.

if your dog doesn't do that it's broken.

Robert Cruz
Robert Cruz

so people can have up to 3 virginitys.

Landon Moore
Landon Moore

where did my obble go

we have yet to seal the deal

Christopher Hernandez
Christopher Hernandez

I did

Jace Sanchez
Jace Sanchez

lost mine twice

Jace Nelson
Jace Nelson

What about hands and feet?

Samuel Hughes
Samuel Hughes

No.

Henry Bell
Henry Bell

Good job

not hole-y enough

Ryder Carter
Ryder Carter

Mff pls

Anthony Perez
Anthony Perez

what is the point of your trivia if you dont want input

i think christians have butt sex because it doesnt count

Lucas Nelson
Lucas Nelson

Space between the thighs?

James Smith
James Smith

For that matter, what about the eyes?

Blake Jenkins
Blake Jenkins

I did like the input?
but that's just mormons.

no hole

Aiden Kelly
Aiden Kelly

im sorry i have problems with misinterpretation

do you have many mormons there

Cameron Scott
Cameron Scott

My father was a bishop

Grayson Wood
Grayson Wood

penor

vagoo

Alexander Garcia
Alexander Garcia

Grab her by the Pussi

Juan Murphy
Juan Murphy

im so sorry

Owen Collins
Owen Collins

Thank you it's was torture

Jaxon Collins
Jaxon Collins

fortunately not.
just jehovas and a couple of weirdos in the east.

THAT'S NOT SUPPOSED TO GO THERE

Angel Foster
Angel Foster

I have a folder that says otherwise.
Wanna see it?

Dominic Adams
Dominic Adams

Don't play into my hornyness and teen curiosity like this.

Elijah Cooper
Elijah Cooper

How?
You weren't even male so it couldn't have been that bad other than not being able to watch cartoons on Sunday.

Nolan Diaz
Nolan Diaz

you seem no worse for wear
what kind of weirdos

Andrew Gomez
Andrew Gomez

Being female in the Mormon religion is utter crap holmes

I questioned religion at a very young age n decided to not be like sheeple

Luke Nelson
Luke Nelson

Catholics and such.
they do have nice parties though.
and they are alright with the gays, that's not something the reformed can say.

Jackson Kelly
Jackson Kelly

Gore is gross, don't be a pervo.

Lincoln Rodriguez
Lincoln Rodriguez

its a good policy
i suppose thats a regional thing

gays were pretty bad where i grew up

Dominic Barnes
Dominic Barnes

you're trying to gross me out now?!
what is this agenda

Elijah Ross
Elijah Ross

Remember back when this was the shit?

Kayden Smith
Kayden Smith

I thought bishop meant either Catholic or the nonexistent Orthodox in America.
Mormons have bishops? I thought it would just be pastors.
Mormonism is just "no drugs/stimulants of any sort, fuck lots and here's a Bible but with magical silver plates added".

Jace Gutierrez
Jace Gutierrez

IT'S PENISES GOING INTO EYE SOCKETS HOW COULD YOU THINK THAT WAS ANYTHING OTHER THAN GORE!?

Aaron Stewart
Aaron Stewart

Hi there, 2008. I miss you.

Samuel White
Samuel White

i thought in mormonism satan was jesus's brother

Jaxson Green
Jaxson Green

Also, hey, Sabs.

Christian Davis
Christian Davis

It's a Bible fanfic more so than what got canonized so seems probable.

Jeremiah Jones
Jeremiah Jones

Hello, darling. Hope you're having a wonderful day.

Thomas Rivera
Thomas Rivera

hey same here.
even though it's close to amsterdam.

w-well I remember something about licking eye balls which wasn't that bad so I thought..

Blake King
Blake King

Well enough, I suppose.
Mostly just did on and off capping of Twintails.

How was your day?

Again.
Penises.
Physically entering eye sockets.

Jaxson Howard
Jaxson Howard

They have a bishop n three men that serve along side him "the higher council" then they have their prophet who is shit too :) it's utter crap it's all about who pays the most tithing

Jayden Sanchez
Jayden Sanchez

It is entirely possible that I'm just horny which clouds my judgement of things like that.

Cameron Diaz
Cameron Diaz

I was trying to search "mormon satan".

Wyatt Gutierrez
Wyatt Gutierrez

Is yu-gi-oh getting too sexy?

Xavier Walker
Xavier Walker

Is it just me, or if you were to replace Twoearl with a card could this be a You-Gay-Hoe pose?

If you get into sounding, I can tell you now that this just isn't going to work.

Aaron Cruz
Aaron Cruz

what's that?

Landon Anderson
Landon Anderson

Garments
You get them after you get married in the temple

Joshua Phillips
Joshua Phillips

I'm not sure if that constitutes good timing?

Landon Lopez
Landon Lopez

a lot of the off shoots of christianity are pretty cool

Ian Perez
Ian Perez

It's always funny to read any news stories about the polygamist strongholds that are left and all of them getting arrested for pedophilia and their cult like following going full Branch Dravidian after it happens.

Alexander Davis
Alexander Davis

Metal or plastic rods.
Physically entering the urethra.

Aiden Cooper
Aiden Cooper

I just got why it's called sounding.

Jesus fuck.

Hudson Wright
Hudson Wright

Bro the FLDS make normal LDS look sane and that's hard to do ...however incest n molesting runs rampant in the religion period

Jaxon Martinez
Jaxon Martinez

Hey what do you know.

there's my limit.

e w

Ian Jenkins
Ian Jenkins

I don't feel great about my day. I didn't get even half the work done that I wanted, and I've been soggy all day 'cause I got rained on walking to work.

But things could be worse, right? Just have to try to be positive and get 'em tomorrow.

<hug>

Lincoln Allen
Lincoln Allen

The thought alone makes me cringe.

Jonathan Cooper
Jonathan Cooper

hello my good people

Would any of you find folks care to engage me in a casual conversation about your day?

Kayden Bell
Kayden Bell

wrong image

oh noes

Tyler Ramirez
Tyler Ramirez

new phone who dis

John Morales
John Morales

i forget the name of one of them i especially like. its a dead religion now but basically the christian god is an imperfect god who created the universe of flesh and blood

the true god is the one of a higher existance. and each thought it has is a god of it's own.

Carter Jackson
Carter Jackson

it even makes downstairs upset.
like that's so gross it's close to just mutilating it.

William Stewart
William Stewart

am i a pretty princess

Adam Long
Adam Long

one of my profs is a rabbi and non-coincidentally he is the worst person I have ever had to teach me anything

literally the only thing keeping him in the institution is tenure

Parker Anderson
Parker Anderson

yes you are

Zachary Carter
Zachary Carter

Why is that a thing?
"Here's some undies; congrats on getting married!"

Any of the "new age" ones found during the occultism era are the best.
Because they're utterly batshit crazy and there's enough irrefutable evidence about their founders that paint them as nothing but a cult.

It's just utterly baffling. Conversion centered religions are somewhat understandable in their appeal: it's meant as just good words and to feel better about existential questions long before we could ever fathom the answers.
But the fundamentalists that stick around even to this day just seem so alien because it's a flat out "bury your head in the sand" approach to pretty much everything.

Xavier Moore
Xavier Moore

i unloaded a shipping container it was six+ hours of heavy lifting

how did you make money today

Bentley Sanders
Bentley Sanders

Can't we just round up and terminate all religious people.

Wyatt Brown
Wyatt Brown

some of them are ok

Ian Anderson
Ian Anderson

stay away from my mom

Wyatt Robinson
Wyatt Robinson

That's a good way of looking at it!
Hope things turn around, though, and you can get that work done and stuff.

I actually kind of like being rained one.

-huff-

I taught my boyfriend what sounding is today.
How was your day?

Bet you aren't horny anymore, though.
I mean, after so vividly imagining sliding a long, stiff piece of metal down into your urethra.

Christian Lee
Christian Lee

hooray!!!!!!!!!

Jace Parker
Jace Parker

Smiles was pretty okay.
Shame about the whole she was a whore thing.

David Smith
David Smith

want it?

Gavin Sullivan
Gavin Sullivan

but what does that make me

Brandon Sanchez
Brandon Sanchez

Only scientists are allowed to live.

Nicholas Ward
Nicholas Ward

n-e-z-i-w-i

why is he so bad tho

like did he fiddle your diddly or what

I went to school to attempt to get an education and instead learn how to hate myself instead

i have work tomorrow and saturday tho

what do you mean by "sounding" exactly?

I'm not liking the way that's sounding!

Liam Jackson
Liam Jackson

You underestimate me.

Justin Morales
Justin Morales

GIMME HUGS!!!!!!

Ayden Reyes
Ayden Reyes

Terraform Mars and only allow smart people to go there and then let the rest of the earth kill themselves.

Parker Wilson
Parker Wilson

As in, urethral sounding.

The weird thing people do where they put poles into their dicks.

Charles Davis
Charles Davis

no he just cant teach

he belittles his students when they're wrong
he rushes through explanations
and he skips some theorems altogether

Jaxson Fisher
Jaxson Fisher

Kill all the smart people.

Samuel Ross
Samuel Ross

Ja maar nee ik bedoel zo van grapje weet je wel zo van dat ik een nieuwe telefoon heb en dan die meme er van maar dan in het echt want ik heb echt een nieuwe telefoon, snap je?

Tyler Rogers
Tyler Rogers

wouldn't it take years of work just to be able to then triple that for it to be livable?

Evan King
Evan King

da snapk nou nie zo goe

Lucas Hughes
Lucas Hughes

I remembered the name it's catharism

Anthony Powell
Anthony Powell

Kill all Abrahamic followers.
And anything that started in India or China.
And neopagan autists.

Luis Howard
Luis Howard

oh yeah the pope crusaded those guys

Dominic Price
Dominic Price

I've been struggling with some insecurity issues, but thank you all for playing with me.

Jace Green
Jace Green

Years, yes. Decades at most. Certainly not centuries.

Shit can happen fast if you're not on a shoestring budget approved by those who represent dumb people who think space travel is a waste of money and they should get free shit instead.

Ja maar nee

David Murphy
David Murphy

sadly

Justin Nguyen
Justin Nguyen

Mommy says I shouldn't suck my thumb at my age.

Brayden Sullivan
Brayden Sullivan

It's past my bedtime, please don't tell my mommy.

Dominic Lewis
Dominic Lewis

wazzeggie

Luis Anderson
Luis Anderson

g ex

Oliver Scott
Oliver Scott

early protestants were pretty neat.
smashing and burning all those things, getting freedom.

wish they'd suck less nowadays.

Christian Wright
Christian Wright

Gnostics in general were fucking retarded.

Jose Anderson
Jose Anderson

-hugs-

I didn't know that was the name for that

sexuality makes people do weird shit yo...

might wanna look at the Khan Academy

Hallo, mijn naam is Neziwi en ik heb geen nederlands spreken, u fakker

EZ GG

Daniel Foster
Daniel Foster

*pet*

Dutch is a horrible language.

Landon Ward
Landon Ward

I feel we don't even know how to terraform so it might just take a century, we'd need to completely come up with an idea how and test it then test it again wouldn't we? then find out how to get it there and use it without sending people sounds difficult

Anthony Turner
Anthony Turner

And people.
And place.

Ryan Thomas
Ryan Thomas

its all great lore

Lovecraftian almost

Nathan Bailey
Nathan Bailey

Ik houd van mijn taal, zwijg.
ooooh amsterdam, wat benne je mooi, de zon die gaat nooit onder onder de rooieee

Joseph Cooper
Joseph Cooper

Well not terraform but establish a permanent self-sufficient Mars colony.

Blake Flores
Blake Flores

to which reply need i refer to sir

Kevin Adams
Kevin Adams

I think my dad is a protestant.
I dunno for sure, though.

Some things shouldn't even be considerable as sexuality.

Benjamin Allen
Benjamin Allen

don't forget there's like a thousand different versions of Protestantism though.

Andrew Walker
Andrew Walker

Tyf een kankereind op en stop je neus niet in andermans zaken halve gare oetlul.

Adrian Hughes
Adrian Hughes

twee bommen waren niet genoeg.

hoppa

Bentley White
Bentley White

*vind-ik-leuk*

Carson Lewis
Carson Lewis

that'd probably be easier but we'd still need to make structures that can provide livable areas without fail, which admittedly sounds far easier

Jaxson Murphy
Jaxson Murphy

Tonight you die in your sleep, and are reborn as the main character from the last show you watched.

Who are you, Holla Forums?

This is me.

Christian Clark
Christian Clark

You know the type that reads Buddhism, smokes pot and swears he's having magical epiphanies about "just understanding it, man" then spews a mountain of gibberish unfounded in any aspect of what read but still proclaims himself Buddhist and all knowing?
Yeah, Gnostics are like that.

Josiah Myers
Josiah Myers

its more goth than that

Mason Parker
Mason Parker

imo anyway

Asher Green
Asher Green

Elon Musk will fix it for us!

Carson Evans
Carson Evans

having an opinion

Eli Brooks
Eli Brooks

Clare from Claymore?

Or maybe Raki?

I'd rather be neither

Connor Rodriguez
Connor Rodriguez

YAY COOKIES

Nathaniel Rivera
Nathaniel Rivera

I am ready.

Brody Johnson
Brody Johnson

im waiting for my food now

Christian Brooks
Christian Brooks

I don't speak whatever guttural language this is.

It kind of varies. Gnosticism started out as some quasi addition to the non-canonized parts of the Bible and just proceeded to just keep riding off the rails further.
The later Gnostics were the more "Christianity sucks but here's a better interpretation of its concepts in ways we pulled straight from our ass".

William Wright
William Wright

This may have backfired on me.
Would I have to be nonTail Red too?

Lincoln Wood
Lincoln Wood

Alsof je ook maar iets anders kunt dan jouw verkrachte variant van Engels. Haal eerst je kop maar uit je aars.

Aaron Ward
Aaron Ward

time for dinner~

Hunter Phillips
Hunter Phillips

No hablo Spanish.

Austin Jackson
Austin Jackson

My dick?

Jace Rodriguez
Jace Rodriguez

Also, what does the founder of socialism with Marx have to do with anything?

Logan Carter
Logan Carter

just stay perma in that form

Colton Collins
Colton Collins

I would.

Or at least switch a hundred thousand times to try to trip up the bracelet and get stuck as shouldHaveJustStayedThis Red

Tyler Lee
Tyler Lee

I was talking about the OG neckbeard Engels.

Ayden Stewart
Ayden Stewart

Modern day burka

Ryan Thomas
Ryan Thomas

that works.

I would just bully jaune a lot more and go find weiss ice waifu, fuck that bird shit.

Luis Nelson
Luis Nelson

tbh i'd a burkha

Nicholas Anderson
Nicholas Anderson

Honestly, I was expecting it to be something given for it to come back red on the night after the marriage.

Lincoln Harris
Lincoln Harris

i'm overweight

Ayden Thompson
Ayden Thompson

Shove fingers down your throat until weight loss is achieved.

Blake Carter
Blake Carter

same

Chase Jones
Chase Jones

I like that usage

Jacob Robinson
Jacob Robinson

loco is a fat sack of shit

Elijah Russell
Elijah Russell

YOU'VE ACTIVATED MY TRAP CARD!

TAIL RED

Jackson Nelson
Jackson Nelson

Anyone over 150 pounds is disgustingly fat.

Isaiah Bailey
Isaiah Bailey

chain jar of greed chain jar of greed chain chain strike chain accumulated fortune chain chain strike
gg?

John Harris
John Harris

What if you are like 6'4

Ian Morgan
Ian Morgan

new thread

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Easton Hernandez
Easton Hernandez

I'm 151 pounds.

Ian Turner
Ian Turner

people of 6'4 are giants and not human

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