It's not Halloween yet
Happy New Year
y you too
please do, it's a good show! also don't be lackin in the pets
then how come google says it is
you think the ibm supercomputers are lying?
who let this shit in
Qt holding me
Sword if that's you, I want you to know that I'm not nearly dumb enough to open that.
who said im sword?
what shit? also am tired, going to bed for a few hours night sebs
more loli assassins
Shaft keeps amazing me :3
cruzin down duh street in my 64
I hate daylight savings, but it is necessary.
did you lose an hour
halloween is gay
so do you do trading or combat
knot as gay as you
wtf is it already holloween
no clue yet, I still need to try out each profession more before I can decide
ah i dig trading
i have a nice website that helps me do paper work too
and my flag is still canada....
yeah combat is a bit hard, probably gonna try out mining then do trading
yeah it helps
still calling me that
bookmarked for later
to tired to keep playing, not tired enough to sleep. send help
Chii what grade are you in battlerite?
you will always be my mistress
i cannot sadly
Uhhh I haven't played in awhile didn't the ranks reset?
if not maybe 9?
you. ARE. WORTHLESS.
what are you doin up so late moogs
So what are you doing up so late
Did they reset?
needs more small penises
im sorry ;_; im up early
im up early
oh, why up so early then?
go back to bed
I have no idea, I just assume they did since they updated with new heros n junk
Ah well early bird gets the worm or whatever
i forced myself to sleep last night
shouldnt call yourself a worm
dicks are like the third best thing
what a fuggin nerd lmao
I will go to bed
I wouldnt call myself that either! you fool
They didn't but Jumong is over powered.
ouch rejected ;~;
whats he do?
just fuck my shit up
oh god you know i would
Lots of damage and 3 ways to go immaterial.
yeah that sounds homo sex
and small ones are the best
murder the pussy
pet me and tuck me in
And hes a ranged damage person with cc.
you know it to be true in your heart
Jumong is completely balanced idk what you're talking about jade though is way out of whack now
such a sweet boy
thats a lot of cum
why not both
sounds like cancer but i'd need to see him in action
I guess that works
and yeah, all 4 u
Well pretty much everyone is playing him so it wont be that hard.
OMG I GOT CONSENT
look at this cute thing, tell me you wouldnt swallow it in a heartbeat
Oh, hey Chii.
tbh I like my traps with sizable cocks
now K I L L M E
but we havent banged yet
looking good nezi
How has the game life been treating you?
lmao this avatar looks so weird tho https://www.gta5-mods.com/users/ikt
He needs a nerf.
i'm grade 12
I dont think thats gunna work
youre right. no condoms
well fuck i need to get to bed myself
the neet life continue
every day i die a bit inside
I'll take that as a 'It's been well'.
alright. sorry if i made you uncomfortable i have a bad sense of humor. sleep well
Yeah, didn't notice until I saw that the phone and computer weren't in sync.
when you've been adding libraries mindlessly and your binary grew 45kb in size
I'll never make <64k demos at this rate ;_;
how the fuck do you fit this in 64kb https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UchVsOVxYXQ
Suggest sleeping next time.
Cyan is pretty fucking cute.
Is the show any good?
do you know what makes this creepy dong thing special
I enjoyed it
it was an adorable show
It looks like a facehugger?
god bless you
it is immortal.
it is a species very similar to jellyfish. when jellyfish eggs and sperm meet, they hatch into a tiny larva. the large roots itself to a rock and starts cloning itself in all directions into a web of polyps. then the polyps release a free swimming jellyfish, which is a perfect genetic clone of the original larva.
now, one species of jellyfish, and also, this rather similar creepy dong thing, can revert back to a larva at any point, re-clone, and re-spawn.
so, not only is it immortal, being able to become young again at any time, but every time it does so, it makes a new swarm of genetic clones of itself. one dong thing can be in as many places at once as it feels like.
the larva roots*
*hugs ur face*
playing game while listening to news. how about you
afaik, that one species of jellyfish, and that one ghost dong thing, are the only two things ever discovered to have true biological immortality.
watching this weird show on netflix called black mirror
i have no idea what's going on
is it an anime
same shit I've been moaning about for a while
health problems, sleep, school
Anime is not the only thing I watch dummy
so there you have it
there are ghostly dongs that can live forever, and there may only be like seven originals, but millions and millions of instances of exactly the same seven immortal ghostly dongs in the world
oh my im learning so much about you~
the jellyfish that also does this is less interesting because unfortunately it bears no resemblance to a dong
guys, i need your most marty of marty images, something that screams gfur cancer from every orifice
you really should see a doctor if it persists tho
not cancer enough
marty or berry my face gfurs
supply images pls
How immortal is it? Dies it not require any sort of nutrient or resource to live?
Also no temperature limits that would kill it?
Still pretty cool, and not because it looks like a dong.
i have none i'm not a fucken furry
youve no idea how suitable that is for my purposes
its not hardblush tho, i require hardblush
it can die from disease or predation and of course it needs to eat.
it is immortal because aging will never kill it, it simply becomes young again
"immortal" and "invulnerable" are different things
pls gib marty images
i have none
how about hardblush or gfur in general?
just go to e621
just pay loads of money for hardblush
call doctor's office
yes hi, doctor X said he was sending this prescription but the pharmacy never got it
ok sure i'll leave a note
2 days later pharmacy still hasn't received it
im gonna die
what's the matter with you? :x
sister insists we change isp because it's "too slow"
new isp is 7 times slower
some guy from virgin knocked my door and gave me a leaflet and asked if i'd be interested in their broadband and i was like lol no bye
then i read it, 200mb downloads :x
how about you go jump off a bridge subtle
So call the doctors office non-stop.
Nigga can send a fax almost immediately.
fucken hell dood
Shit, how much?
7 times faster than me
HORROR, FEAR, DESPAIR, DREAD, PLS NO HANGOVER, BAD STUFF WAS DONE
Welp. Just how slow are we talking about here?
Get on my level, nerds.
But I only pay £8.90 because I have 4 room-mates
im lazy tho
also mp4 related
Wonder if they're in my area.
seriously though, harass the fuck out of them
How is that Titanfall download going?
I clicked your post to open quick reply tbh
It's been two days.
You share my pain.
i think my dog is losing her ass continence
this will impact my social life
I thought I was the only one.
i don't wanna talk aboot it
ok I'll keep harassing them starting tomorrow
Cat just straight up pissed on my sports bag for no fucking reason.
I'm going to piss on him and never coming to this house ever again.
Poor naut, you fucked up his entire day.
10.37 Mbps down
0.85 Mbps up
on her way out to the bathroom, as she ran out the door a turd flew out her ass and landed in the hall
and the other day someone came round to get me to r8 my landlord just as i was gonna take her out, but she couldn't handle calming down to wait and shat all over the room with the guy right there
we still lost
i have a bladder and kidney infection and pee blood right now, if that makes it easier to share
cats do it on purpose, my dog really isn't. her little butt just can't keep it in like it used to.
yes hello im rich af
Teach me how to Age of Empires 2, I never understood RTS
some of the pixels
Is Runic Echoes good on Udyr?
it does not, no
sorry aboot your infections :(
I FUCKING KNEW IT.
My mum is telling me 'oh, he's nervous and he hasn't used the cat litter...'.
FUCK HIM, my mum couldn't be axed to train him properly. Now I can't bring my laptop anymore.
Everything is terrible and I remember why I drink alone now.
we used to get not even 1 mbs
it's kewl the antibiotics are working and it doesn't really hurt anymore so that's fine
Alright, I can appreciate the (You). Sick blue steal.
playable at 42%
At least you have that going for you. Apparently the game has Denuvo and I can't expect a crack to be released any time soon.
Ido not know how to play any other champoons
You listen to the soundtracks and build houses
Can someone send me like 2 mb/s please?
it doesn't really hurt any more
if i hadn't admitted that i wouldn't have to put my bed back in my bedroom
try download more ram
I don't do it well though.
Taking control of armies is a pain
I know a website you can get some crack ones for fee.
What do you do if someone picks or bans Lulu?
Singleplayer is just a bonus, it's all about that multiplayer tbh.
First game was rad even without the singleplayer.
ERIN YOU RUINED MY JOKE
tbh I get carried or lose as looloo too so
dead potated wam
what did i do? :C
It's okay. I am already dead.
The joke went over my head.
Post match history c:
What was wrong with Maplestory?!
i dunno what went wrong
NOT PLAYING TIBIA
I wanna kill cute things for 3 hours, not rats fam
so little tim so much to do
Nothing was ever right.
You were the fastest sperm and probably concieved whilst both parties were on drugs (like me).
Get to the island south of the Earth and you're in a world straight out of Mad Max with peoples that should have no business carrying guns the size of large dogs.
has anyone ever seen the film wake in fright
it's the best movie ever made
I'll invite you to my place of work next time we have an infestation of cute things.
it's been chaos from the start, an absolute catastrophe
life is just collateral damage
everybody says you were the fastest sperm but nobody says you were the foreseeing egg that nailed the timing
The absolute madman.
Do you actually have fun playing her nonstop, tho?
Ido not really have fun playing anything else
except maybe on turkey where I try to maximise cheeze
honestly i don't even play an active role in my life anymore,things just happens and i'm like "oh is this what we're doing now? ok."
The egg shows no sign of life, though.
background character in your own life 😂
egg is vapid
doesn't pokémon battle good
I'm subbed to meirl too
It's a sign of death, because it causes the host to bleed.
we all feel that way from time to time
learn to play an instrument
Getting paid to do real life Harvest Moon, pulling up weeds, removing twigs, plastic stuff and dead animals.
Get paid more than the manager of my last job
I did not choose the grafter life...
No other lives would choose me. ;w;
I'm so sorry Erin.
I can see why people turn to a higher power in times like these.
I'll send you my good vibes and nervous dispostition. Last night for me is wrong.
Like, euclidian geometry wrong; and I don't wanna repeat what happened. ;-;
something to do with four
jhin would be proud
Oh wow that got a little deep a little too fast.
Nice Nunu ult though.
You play on Eu West?
If anyone legitimately identifies with the egg over the sperm then I feel sorry for them as they are what erin said
Are you saying that there is another way to live?
Is an Audi Quattro S1 an instrument
meirl > me_irl
How do I make webms of dota2?
I like your little videos, and wanna make my own whilst drunk.
my dog did a big long fart and then sat up and looked at me waiting for me to tell her she's smelly
this is such a ritual a fart has no closure until she hears "you're smelly" :s what does she do when i'm not here?
hey, did you hear that? erin, i farted, you have to tell me i'm smelly, that's how it works, i'm smelly, tell me pls
all the servers
aaa I start a recording of screen encoding to h264 and then later convert parts to webm
What kind of doggo?
Woah, neat. Friends and I play on EuW, we only play normal though. Haven't touched ranked since season 4.
a collie lab
yush euw has been my main server for quite some time now too
He's a cute, what's the name? Had him for long?
Friends and I are waiting on my power to go out before we start playing in a few minutes. I'd like to invite you to play but I get lag sometimes and me and another friend are pretty trash, dunno if you feel like suffering through that.
oh i can finally catch you goldfish, do you have this picture saved
Thank you so much holy fucking shit I love you.
i've had this sitting around for days, i just usually don't get up this early.
another friend are pretty trash
Finally got you into saying it.
1. Anime and self-loathing
2. Game and self-loathing
her* names buttons, had her for about 7 years c:
3. Do homework and self-loathing
I have no homework though!
noo Iam fine for now thanks even being trash myself
does anybody ever do indoor beehives in there homes or is that just destined to be too many bees to live with
prolly too many, they'd be in your bed and stuff, getting rolled on and stinging
You're trash. Filth. Garbage.
and they'd get at your sugar and fruit and shit.
like 10-15 bees maybe would be fine for a small apartment but i don't think a hive that small can sustain itself
Do my final papers!
Thanks again lmao this is my favourite picture in the folder now.
Maybe not better than the mariachi or the spacesuit but definitely up there.
Seven years? Since she was a pupper?
Whenever you feel like it, then.
no I meant do them for me!
same question kinda but with butterflies
if i got 10 pupae and hatched them so i could have a lovely home full of butterflies, would they poop everywhere and eat everything?
na, she was 3 when i got her
Hahahaha good meme
tbh succesful anime people just make me even more anxious
dutch emo hour
It's purely ironic tho
if you fuck a goat ironically, you're still a goatfucker
someone come enjoy candles with me
i'd love to but my only one burned it's last yesterday
I only fuck dogs ironically.
I guess tea will do
i ironically have ikts wang for my wallpaper
ikt has a big dong, we dont say wang
is wang ikt's last name
my irl name is wang hung dong
When the Dancer of the Boreal Valley destroys you but stops moving where the camera can show me that sweet supple ass
help i make feature but i cant find it back
glad we are ignoring kyle posts
why is she cycling on the wrong lane
why are you driving on the left that's wrong
where the fuck is this function called
This ol' wardog.
I call the lolis function every day
W-what kinda functions
the destroy one
dynamically allocating your lolis
i mean, sure, there's a legit reason of not wanting your loli destroyed when it gets out of scope and you want to destroy it yourself but hell
GETTING A BIG DADDY KEBAB
sirop d'érable vôtre?
Lolis are for pansies
I didn't know you were into robots.
when would i ever
No the answer is no
Hello there. Sleep well?
Hangover dread, trying to settle down by stuffing my face.
Robots are my fetish.
you're my fetish
Ah. I just started a NG+.
Not really. I stayed up too late and feel kind of sick.
This old mad-dog.
Sure. I have to finish this quest line first.
Panties on a robot
No you have to be like this. https://youtu.be/wEByIZn5qeU?t=62
The most sexy of underwear.
MORE SEXY ROBOTS IN HERE
Did I kill thread?
it was a just death
It was my fault, I left and there was nobody good left.
stuffing it with anything good?
'Big Daddy Kebab'.
It is probably fucking massive.
And meat samosas.
Better apologise and get people back in.
Get back on them shitposting streets or get the pimp hand.
Bitch I don't apologize for diddly squat.
tfw no kebab
i might order one later if swords ok with it
Who do you even do?!
Wait, who are you again?
ARE YOU CANNY? .W.
I just hope I can get back home in time and sleep.
sleep is good, especially if youre feeling shite
I just wish the taxi weren't so expensive.
Plus, I don't feel like I have enough time to myself.
9pm bedtimes suck.
I think I remember you.
Mmn, just trying to get some r&r in before Monday. #TheStruggle
What about you?
Wish. Fuck off.
Same, struggling with a hangover; revisiting that game Fallen London since I got the Zubmariner DLC for Sunless Sea.
that said, getting up early and doing things is nice
Gettung up early for work sucks though, 5.30am stuff sucks too.
browser-based choose-your-own-adventure game set in "Fallen London"
Well, that was not at all what I was expecting.
I like it. It is pretty chill, no skill involved, a lot to read, perfect for hangover; it is pretty cool too.
*PETS THE EMS*
yeah, that kinda does suck
I can't even remember the last time I played a browser game.
Mmn, Neopets I guess?
I made a thread again :)