Flash game archives bread

Thanks fam

This is some hot fucking garbage

been playing gemcraft on and off since the last swf thread, pretty good shit.
makes me wish for a world where tower defenses weren't flooded with low effort trash. or at least one where I could play wintermaul again.

ever since that thing updated it won't run them anymore
what version you on, user?

They eventually made a commercial release of a gemcraft game.

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The latest update works fine for me

that's weird, it keeps telling me "it's not possible to play the file"
which is really weird because I absolutely remember playing these in potplayer before, I even set potplayer as the default to open these files with

Anyone remembers Heli attack?

I remember this game, but it was different. I think there was a map of sorts that was more graphic. Perhaps it's the same game but I'm remembering something that happens later.

Anyway, I played it twice, but didn't finish it either of times. It became rather boring and grindy after a while, but it was pretty entertaining before that.

It's been too long since the last time I posted in a flash thread.

Nice. I never played these before. There are so many hidden gems all throughout the 00s and early 10s. I'm glad there are other anons archiving these. I have an entire folder of all the worth while flash games I've gathered so far, if anyone wants I can upload them on vola.

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doit

One would think it would get spammed with pronzo

no thanks

Assuming you're serious and not just the ghost of Steve Jobs: Just grab the standalone player. Temporarily remove adobe.com from your router-level blacklist, then go to adobe.com/support/flashplayer/debug_downloads.html and download "Flash Player Projector". You can now run flash files offline without involving your web browser.

(Blacklist it in your firewall if you're extra paranoid.)

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look for a game called Ultra Vixen :)

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Fuck. Sorry for not delivering in time. I hope nobody forgot about this. These are all games I found on sfwchan, Holla Forums and newgrounds. These are a drop in the ocean. There are plenty of sites with incredible flash games to rip out and archive. Sadly, almost all of them are very shady and have terrible search filters like Y8.

Here: volafile.org/get/1e70WXaaDShW/flash pool.rar

Note: I have not tested all of these games offline, so many of them could not work without some sort of flash support. Please report any problems you might find.

Divine Intervention and Skullkid were classics for me.

Your loss.

Kram keep, a nice Metroidvania

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Obligatory.

>>>/bj/88

post more goddamn porn

Anyone got Last Stand 1/2?

I have two if it counts

Good luck getting it though.

Dude, I'm linking to my thread on my board, how much more spoon-feeding do you want?

I'll post what I have, and request a lost game.
I've never been able to find it after playing it once or twice. Maybe it got removed from whatever site I found it on because of circus tits.

Does anybody have the premium version of this game? The guys who made it are pretty much defunct now.

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It was bound to happen, eventually

FUCK YOU

Does anyone have katawa crash?

I remember that game, but I never saved it. Good luck user.

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Is this a good result?

This game isnt even hard until tigger and chris
the only way you could think anything else in it is hard is if you're a retard and dont upgrade

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Sage for reposting and board shilling.

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>>>/bj/88
Saved the biggest for last, not much to it, just a simple titjob, but not does it do its job well.

*but boy does it

mudandblood.net/new/

the guy that made mud and blood made other war games.

Battalion, the Advance Wars like series. Files usually too big to post more than one at a time.

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swfchan.net/collections/The_Treasure_Trove--542/

Jesus Christ fuck you man, I've been addicted to this for a week now.

labyrinth and chasing shadows are the better games but the original ones are kind of fun to go through at least once.

I didn't think anyone was interested when I didn't see any responses to labyrinth in that thread

Okay boyos I dont even remember what half this shit is so lets find out together

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Also reminder that if you use flash in browser then you're doing it wrong

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Does this count?

who the fuck here has dino run

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you are the nigga

Anybody know what that song in that first file is?
I made a bona fide attempt to find it but still can't.

anyone know the song on this one?

More importantly what's that from?

Beat Angel Escalayer

That's really nice. Surprised I haven't seen it before.

Oh fuck I just discovered I can do the challenges and advance like 3 levels per map. Before this I had to complete like 3 new maps to do 1 level.

Warbears

Was just thinking about this game. Probably my most nostalgic one outside of Hapland for some reason.

I know they made at least one sequel.

store.steampowered.com/app/296490/GemCraft__Chasing_Shadows/

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web.archive.org/web/20020927121320/http://www.newgrounds.com:80/collections/osama.html
Think this is where I got it from. If you look just after 9/11, there's no mention of Saddam yet.

God damn.

Anyone have the spider game where the narrator gradually starts talking about how the holocuast don't real?

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Hoffmaestro & Chraa - Seize The Day

I don't why, but george playing the bongos just really gets me

I wish there was a version of dice wars where the NPC's didn't cheat. I'm sure it'd be too easy, but at the same time It'd be a nice break from bullshit dice rolls.

beat that fagos

ofuck this is brilliant

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How good is it compared to and is the dev pozzed?

My fucking sides holy shit

thank you double dubs you have no idea how long I was looking for this

I need the audio from this

guy goes by Snordster on youtube though I am not sure if that particular video is still up

It probably is, he still makes new ones.

It's one of his many accounts, his actual nick is les visible.

It would not necessarily be too easy. The trick in this game is to consider the options a (successful or unsuccessful) attack gives the enemy, as allowing him to bring a doomstack out of reserve can easily lose you 6 territories. The AI would need to consider the consequences of its options. There are not too many of those, for each die above one in a stack you perhaps quadruple them, and you can prune the utterly stupid branches. and the probabilities of success (trivial since dealing with dice). If well executed, this would even allow the AI to willingly give up a territory that blocks the way of its own doomstacks. Aw shit, even when lazing on the chan I think in terms of the thesis I should be writing right now

well there is this which isn't just
is that close enough?

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How many flashes in this thread are lewd?

A lot, user.

Is it possible to do more than drag her pants down?

nope

I was screwing around with the level editor and came up with this:
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be thankful that I toned down the difficulty a bit

Last time I got this to happen

I find your lack of STOPPAN POWER disturbing.

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Wouldn't it be better to have a /swf/ board specifically to store everything?

We do have /f/ and /flash/, but they've both been pretty dead ever since .swf files were first disabled.

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Can you re-upload on catbox or zippy?

wew that's an oldie

Infectionator 2

Yeah, I'll reupload it. I can't do it on those two because of the size limit and I can't be arsed to split up a rar file. Sorry about that.

Here: mediafire.com/file/05zj53ixima9jma/flash_pool.rar

Hope you see this ;_;

Some good stuff.

Shit I just noticed it doesn't work offline. If a flash game doesn't work, swfchan most likely has a cracked copy. I don't get the point of putting copy protection on a flash game.

what's it been, 18 years?
jesus christ

what a ride

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This was great. I miss when shit like this was commonplace on the internet and nobody got triggered over it.

I fucking wish this game had tighter controls, wich it fucking does not.
I hate this fucking game, and its bullshit respawn system, but my autism compels me to finsih it.
Gotdamn i nearly have gotten myself a fucking carpaltunnel syndrome!
Solid game overall though, the sounds and music is tight as fuck.
Time to git gud.

How do you get into the ancient ruins?

I found the original video. I'll convert it and upload it to the latest webm thread later.

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How are you possibly supposed to complete some of the later level's no support objectives on NG+? Even with max upgrades you can't get anywhere close.

You know that no support means no grenades/trap and etc?
Spawnable zombies are not support.

The AI doesn't actually seem to fudge dice rolls in its favour but what it does do is focus heavily on you instead of on other AI players in the 'late game'. Also where you start in the turn order has a major effect.

Not enough.

Attached: musicplayer.swf ([Voyager] Pale Blue Dot.swf)

Attached: gami.swf (Luftrauser.swf)

anyone here played the last stand? the last installment was bretty good

Didn't know they updated the music playlist. Cool. That dungeon crawler's gonna occupy my time.

where did the fun go anons?

Attached: artificial difficulty.swf (Vending Machine Champ.swf)

Thanks for posting stuff user
Also

futilitris is either broke as shit or a troll game
Got to a 0.61 aspect ratio with 3 line blocks. It just stopped spawning them. I guess they made it too easy? Had to start finishing lines higher up on the body of the tower to continue.
Got bored. I don't normally play tetris.

yup

yeah its a troll game, i think the lines not spawning is just rng fucking you even harder.

Attached: Lolicatgirls-C64.swf (Nightrider - Turbo.swf)

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Attached: always_knew_you_was_ma_nigger.swf (Effing Worms.swf)

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heres some porn

Attached: Aisha.swf (Teen Titans - Starfire.swf)

Second one is fucking possessed.

oh Jesus what did i do?

Attached: Reiko 2.swf (f-Sex-Kitten-Megamart-605.swf)

Attached: oh my goooooooooood.png (738x713, 616.84K)

I know, but they don't really help that much. You can only summon your 4 selections once and they still get destroyed pretty quickly. The game increases the difficulty when you go into NG+ and the later levels just don't seem to be winnable without abusing support.

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flash portal is shit my nigga

What's wrong?
I see no problem.

it loads all the animations wrong on my computer

I still don't understand when Fearless ends, i've keep running for 5 min and i haven't reach the ending. Did i miss something?

You need to unlock every achievement. Distance and time don't matter.

I'm not even sure they ever made a premium version.

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But one of the achievements is "Finish the game"

Attached: whatthefuck.gif (360x360, 689.68K)

Finish the other achievement. Then you'll truly finish the game I think

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