Intentionally pitch a bad game

Even worse:
A Nu-Naughty Dog Twin Peaks game.

Remake of your favourite game

An RPG where you spend thirty hours doing fetch quests and being everyone's lackey before you get good gear. The combat will be terrible and clunky directionally based. No one trusts you or cares for you, yet they all have problems that only YOU can solve despite being new and having no equipment, because immersion.

It already exists and is called Gothic

A Zelda game with no dungeons and a giant overworld

A RPG where you have no character choices in a linear story with turn based combat.

If someone actually made this I would be greatly disappointed.

(90s FPS franchise) walking simulator

The Tower Girls game ended up being this, unfortunately for everyone who was following it

They already did. Remember Towercuck, the faggot that turned Towergirls from wholesome, loving waifus into completely unfaithful whores? The nigger who DMCAd a thread on /hgg/?

Wasn't it uncucked by /hgg/ and the original guy got massively butthurt when they took the project from him?

Open world Tetris

Archeage but in a futuristic shadowrun styled setting.

Cinematic experience Mountain Blade complete with QTE combat system Nvm,we're already getting Kingdom Come Deliverance

A Sonic game where you just move forward.

VR Influenza Simulator.

Now I remember, but I was never hyped to begin with. Porn game devs from the west tend to be massive dicksockets.

Sims 5. All of the $imoleons are now "credits" that you can earn at a snail's pace via in-game jobs or buy them with your credit card. Brought to you by EA.

New Pokemon reboot. All of the existing pokemon are removed and the game starts out with 200 fresh pokemon for you to discover. However, the game markets itself as a "virtual world", because the only way to catch pokemon is to go outside and catch them on your smartphone Pokemon-Go style. After you catch a pokemon you can go home and it will be synced to the virtual world's account.

A "quirky", "fun", "humorous" indie game who's entire plot is about raising money on the developer's patreon account so a sequel can be made.

I'd "play" that last one.

Knights of the Old Republic 3 by Bioware and/or Disney
We're probably never going to get another good Star Wars game ever again. I miss Kyle Katarn

I was actually going to guess The Witcher 3 hilariously enough

EA hires Bethesda to work on Kingdom Hearts 3 for nu-Disney.

Are there even fetch quest in the witcher?

Yes, there really are Fetch Quests in The Witcher 3, it's actually one of the complaints people have. Some are downright MMO-ish what with wanting like 10 monster claws and some shit. Luckily those kind are on Contracts and notice boards which honestly I delete those when they come up

Sounds more like For Honor except at least Naughty Dog can depict characters and locations well and offer a narrative that can hold attention for at least one playthrough. For Honor has objectively less content than Uncharted 2, 3 and 4.

These contracts existed in the first game as well but there were very few of them in every chapter and you'd easily collect the ingredients during other quests. It was just a way to get extra few shekels out of your regular activities. Do the Witcher 3 contracts respawn like Skyrim radiants?

Louie CK simulator.

I'm not sure, I remember them vaguely in the Witcher 1 but I mostly ignored them, in 3 they just seem more prevalent and out of the way. It must be because in 1 you'd just collect them in passing but in 3 if they want something that you hadn't killed enough of yet it comes off as an annoying fetch quest.

I don't think they respawn so there's that. But I could be wrong, I've only just gotten to Novigrad. It's not a bad game it just sounded exactly what that user said Gothic was.

No no no. You're all trying to come up with bad games the same way devs try to come up with good games.

You should aim to start trends, not just follow them.That way you haven't just made a bad game, you will have inspired a whole load of shitty games which try to copy you.

4 honorabru isn't a "cinematic experience" though, it's a multiplayer game
And it's only "QTE" based in that there's a UI element for hit direction, which is arguably unnecessary

Conkers Bad Fur Day 3 by Ben Garrison

World of Paycraft - the Pay per Quest adventure! Sure, you can go off into the Nether and chase down the baddies, just pay 5.99$ and unlock the adventure!

Telltale Games presents; Five Nights At Freddy's

the thread title says
>intentionally pitch a bad game
you're doing it wrong
it sounds awesome

Call of duty: Waco

I won't argue that it is a "cinematic experience", that describes a small portion of a larger, equally awful design philosophy. What they have in common is a desire to depict actions, events or scenarios not as they are or would have occurred (as in a simulation), nor designed as game mechanics prioritizing fun and enjoyment, but with the intention of outputting what someone would expect to see in a action sequence during a movie. Also Ubisoft advertised the game as having a singleplayer that's a "full experience" so they themselves dared to label their shit as singleplayer, I'm well within my rights when comparing it to the absolute bottom tier of singleplayer games. On that note I actually UC 2, 3, "or" 4 all have more content than For Honor, remember these games were also multiplayer. As for QTE combat, I don't know what has become of Kingdom Come but it didn't have QTE combat last time I checked, but if we're labeling Mount and Blade and Kingdom Come as QTE, then For Honor is definitely getting lumped in.

What an awful world we live in were these shitty games dominate discussion. Sage for post full of shit games.

Kojimbo productions: Metal Gear Solid

Why? Nogs hate animals, they don't have co-evolution with them like whites do.

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Pussy Bitchez Take Back The white House.
Made by ubisoft.

Star Wars Jedi Knight 3 and the combat is a ripoff of For Honor
Left 4 Dead 3 is now an open-world survival game with Dark Souls style invasions by special infected players
Kill la Kill by Platinum Games but heavily (((localized))) by Nisa

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Okay, make a game like Warcraft 3 but better.
This game will get shit ratings, hence it's a bad game.

Save white people as a nigger.

Phoenix Wright: Space Attorney

Of course Khoisan technically aren't niggers.

not a dog

A game based on becoming a tranny, and how difficult it is to be bullied by ebil bigots who misuse pronouns (omg microaggressions) and dare adhere to basic biology.
I was going to say Telltale game but that makes it too easy. You can literally put Telltale in front of anything and it would be trash. Like
Telltale Hitman
Telltale Rick and Morty
Telltale 50 Shades of Gray
Telltale Trayvon Martin
Telltale John Wick
Telltale IDF Operation Protective Edge
Telltale Final Fantasy
Telltale [insert any movie, tv show, or game series]

Dota CCG

Don't see how that's possible.

Theres three races, being the caucasoid, negroid, and mongoloids, and you can definitely see the black facial structure in them.

But yes, the Khoisan and Boer descendants are fantastically civilized and honorable

Kerbal space program: Hidden Figures edition

A Kantai collection remake/knockoff with progaming and art by Brianna Wu.

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Persoba?

Let's reinvigorate the RTS genre. We'll start from where C&C4 left off.

An episodic Zelda game where each dungeon (including the quests leading up to it) is an episode and any optional item is payed through microtransactions. Magic, bombs, and arrows are refilled by waiting for a few hours or paying with real world money.

the dark souls of walking simulator metroidvania VN by telltale games

Monster Hunter Labo

Not just a cuck simulator, but a cucked and fucked by dogs simulator.

This already exists, minus the microtransactions part
It was a cheap "sequel" to link to the past for the satellaview reusing all the assets from the original(and starring your very own mii-style character), and was beamed out from a radio station ninty owned for an hour a week, one chapter at a time, and if you missed a week or couldn't complete it in time, you'd have to catch a rerun the next week, or otherwise go to the entrance of the now unavailable dungeon you missed and have some fucker give you all the necessary items you'd need
Due to the medium, it featured random time-based events and pickup drops, full voice acting, orchestral music, and live read tips and tricks from some dude
Pre-internet days were fucking weird

I'm only posting this video because I made it but haven't had an excuse to post it.

I think Telltale would do well with Futurama or Rick & Morty. Their 'choices-but-not-really' way of doing things works for comedy, but not so much with drama. Once you realize you're getting the same story every time with only menial differences, the dramatic tension evaporates and you realize there's no reason it needed to be interactive.

But I guess that's what their audience wants, and why we're never getting another season of Sam & Max.

Didn’t telltale Rick and morty been teased? Telltale Hitman sounds plausible

Chances are they were cannibals before law was established in those parts.

I was aware of those games, but at least with those you had more than one dungeon per episode and all of the episodes were free minus the St. GIGA subscription fee.

Game developed after 2000.

The Elder Scrolls VI
VALENWOOD

SKYRIM 2: VALENWOOD
I'm not dissing Skyrim, that's just a more likely title by marketing logic.

Dark Souls 4, designed by the developers of World of Warcraft: Warlords of Draenor

When can I preorder the stealth archer edition?

Minecraft but with round bricks!

Telltale's Depression Quest

Fuck

that alone makes it a bad game user

Another J"RP"G""

Another ""W""RP"G"""

tell me more.

/hgg/ try to turn that CYOA with monster girls into a game. Along come some faggot that decides to introduce cucking mechanics into the game, likely because he's a mentally ill subhuman from Holla Forums. /hgg/, not being human filth want none of that and decide to continue making their own game, only for the cuck to sperg out because the vast majority of the human race doesn't like NTR and DMCA's /hgg/.

How can you DMCA a thread on an imageboard

The cuck got cucked in that regard too. He had no ground to DMCA anything since he didn't invent the towergirls, nor the mechanics or the art. All he did was try to make a game with them involving cucking mechanics.

Some people just need to swallow a bullet.

Electronics Arts presents
A BioWare Production
STAR WARS x MASS EFFECT
Pre-order or pay $19.99 to unlock Commander Shepard

Double Fine's Royal Rumble

Another ""J"RP"(((G)))""""

I feel like you could put Telltale Games in front of any game/franchise title and the result would be repulsive.

fuck you OP

Nigger when all these get made by EA you have to kill yourself or one of these spergs will.

I'm proposing a unique simulator with VR support that allows the players to potentially win large cash prizes at a small fee of 1 cent.
Each interaction in the game world will have hyper-realistic haptic feedback, and will result in numerous branching outcomes.
Social media will be fully integrated, allowing players to share their unique experiences with friends and family.
Not only will you be able to experience a one of a kind adventure, but you'll also be given the opportunity to join the leagues of our top players our exclusive MMO expansion for a small monthly fee.

PLAY BIG, WIN BIG!

Skyrim 2 VR
Half-Life 3 by current-year Valve

As to add more onto what said, Towercuck put his "game" onto Patreon, earning him all those sweet cuckbucks, while /hgg/ started to dig into the games codes and assets to mod out all of the cuckshit. Towercuck gets mad and he and his TIDF descend onto /hgg/ to damage control. They get BTFO by the mods and anons so Towercuck sends a DMCA to Jim saying that they were illegally using his IP, which was false anyways because HE was the one using Gats' IP illegally. One of the global mods then delete the entire thread which had all of the modding work in it. Gats then attempts to take TC to court but needed to refile the case. Gats, not having the funds to do so, sells a third of Towergirls to a trustworthy team making a SFW Towergirls game.

Assassins Creed: Duncan's Day Out
Assassins Creed: Anything

Game Dev Simulator - Amazingly *not* because it'd be utterly banal tripe but because were it to be accurate it'd have to teach people grotesquely facile design, hack-job corner-cutting and the pozzed mediocrity that exemplifies most mofern devs.

YouTubers Add-On pack - Universal update for all current indie games, adds the disembodied head of a screeching green/purple haired Welshman to the bottom of your hud who 'comically' overreacts to everything that occurs on screen, talks over all the characters dialogue and whines that things are dull or confusing when anything vaguely complicated is happening.

Pleasin' Sarrkesian - An epic journey through all gaming where you retroactively delete all the sexist characters from the games of the past, upon sufficiently high score you then get to don your VR set to lick Virtual Anita's sour unshaven creases as your reward.

Nice, sounds painful on the bridge of the nose.

I'm almost surprised no-one's tried mass 1c transactions, I suppose they know they can fleece so much more out of the idiots who'll cough up in a Star Citizen Stylee.

>After winning or paying enough, feel free to buy, build, and open up a business of your own in the city!

Really, just throw in the customization of Second Life with the product placement and purchase of Worlds 3D and you have a recipe to hook in as many landwhales as possible.

A game like the mini game in Super Mario 64, the sling shot game. Your projectiles home in on enemies like Halo's bullet magnetism, but here's the catch: aesthetically it is The Minions.

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A sequel to Undertale

That's too expansive.
I was thinking just a line of slots where players are stuck in place.
As more people join the MMO, slots appear next to the player on both sides like the armory scene in The Matrix.

Bayonetta but it's turn based.

An Age of Empires game made by Relic
Oh wait

Batman teaches typing, a Bat family led typing adventure through the DC universe.

I AM VENGEANCE
I AM THE NIGHT
I AM HATMAN
I AM BATMAN

Another ""(((W)))""RP""G""

Fixed that for you. The religious majority in Japan isn't a shitty (((abrahamic))) religion.
It's Buddhism + Shinto.

Harry Potter MMO. Roleplaying is enforced.

Pure Healer Quest

Based. I wasn't sure if he was complicit with the whole thing, but he never seemed like a bad guy.

Jimmy Neutron game by Life is Strange devs.
Or any game made by the Life is Strange devs for that matter

A fighting game based on some entry-level ultra mainstream Cantonese cave painting where every character has the same input and four automatic combos (one for mashing each face button) and the most complicated moves in the game are QCFs.

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I actually like this idea. The combat would be similar to the earlier Persona games in which team members are automatic, whereas the player character is manually healing each member. The healing, however, is really complicated and works like, as you said, Trauma Center. It being a thankless job could work but only if at one point in the game the best girl thanks you, leading to a happy and pure marriage.

Isn't that mary skelter?

Valve's Half Life 3.

it's the berlin? holocauster™ memorial, isn't it?

nintendo IP MMO

EA, Ubishit or Crapcom producing anything.

Looks like it.

too late

Would the majority of the cases involve illegal space aliens?

Donkey Kong mmo sounds bananas

get out. You are giving me nightmares with this one.

Let's continue the trajectory of SupCom 2 instead.

That's shockingly close to the Denpa Men games. I plan on adding them to my chart, I need to make a video about how it manages to be a microcosm of the entire history of JRPGs in the best and worst ways.

Fighterz is fucking shit

Big Bang Theory MOBA.

Monster Hunter World

What? That was only a thing in the later Persona games.

"It's like Mass Effect: Andromeda in Subnautica art style but with space furries."
I feel dirty typing this.

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Warcraft 4.

That hurts user.

It's supposed to.

I know.

My First Period VR

Mother 4 but its a TellTale game written by tumblr with episodic content, none of the decisions matter, and it's done by furries.

Minus the DLC aspect, sounds like Undertale

I remember the threads about that being brought here and them being completely derailed by arguments about whether monstergirls were furry. they are

[angry slime noises]

Opening credit theme, to signal the demise of video games.

UbiSoft presents
A Gearbox game
Inspired by Peter Molyneux
In collaboration with George Broussard & 3D Realms
Written by DONTNOD
Produced by Cliff Blesenski
In association with BioWare Entertainment
Social media consultant: Phil Fish
Coding performed by Markus Persson
Engine and Technical Implementation provided by Bethesda Softworks
Starring
Ashley & Anthony Burch
Original Translation provided by Winged Cloud
Monetization model provided by Activision Blizzard
Made possible with Kickstarter
Presenting:
The cinematic gaming blockbuster of 2019

Windjammers 2: MOBA Battle Royale Edition: The Reckoning

Rance made by Bioware.

but a windjammer battle royale hero shooter moba actually sounds pretty fun tbh.

World of Warcraft 2 created by a Korean branch of Blizzard.

Sooooo… WoW with more grindan and a dating function added in?

Fallout 5. All RPG elements are gone and now it's just a generic open world FPS. All side quests are paid DLC and certain weapons and armor are unlocked using microtransactions. There is only one faction that you can side with and only one ending to the game.

fixed

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make it a portable iphone exclusive. does not support controllers. touch screen only

It's a dating sim

A completely story-driven nongame where all of your choices amount to maybe seeing a slightly different cutscene before going back on the single path
Oh wait Telltale, Dontnod, and Doki Doki Literature Club already did that

me making any game

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Ork version of Dunkirk where you have to protect your boyz across the channel from kayoss. All of the game is played from the cockpit view from takeoff to landing. You have to manage your fuel unless you keep saying

Red 'uns go fastah
into your microphone.

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So Minecraft.

Skyrim 2 already came out though.

a grand strategy game made by ubisoft

I think there is a pretty good star wars mod for arma 3 if you are into those games.

Dawn of War 4: Age of Sigmar created in Total War: Attila’s engine with denuvo and competitive multiplayer with loot crates

Just wanted to say I've started watching the third season and boy am I glad it exists.

Should've reversed the screams

Yolo and the Centennial Fatfucks
I'm sorry I have to say this but:
This game is really, really, fucking casual. In the best way possible.

"Unfortunately" ran into an autosave glitch that would be only solved by starting from the beginning of the game after 2 hours - so the sensible thing was to just uninstall and forget. But I promise you will might have great times ahead if playing this for some obscure reason.

Well, I'm retarded. Reading comprehension fails once again - you win this round alcohol. Trying to fix it fast and sloppy way:

E.Y.E 2
Turn based City- Squad Management-Hybrid as a waiting based phone game. The fans will love it for the simplified lore and pop-culture references.
There, fixed.

These sound fun though.

The fact you've even uttered those words condemns your soul to eternal damnation.

YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU'RE DEALING WITH HERE
CEASE THIS IMMEDIATELY

An RPG where only your enemies level up and what should be a short game multiplies it's length with more time-consuming battles the more you fight enemies. You only get by if you get the collect all the best, would-be "broken" stuff, through what identifies as side quests (of further avoiding and minimizing encounters) and stockpile healing items like all hell with sneakily acquired gold. The game can go from taking 18 hours if you treat everything with what would have to be supreme intuition and the highest of autistic determination and patience to do everything perfectly. Try and hal-ass it then the game can take years or become outright impossible to complete regardless of time constraints.

Isnt that Lisa the painful?

An open-world indy survival-crafting RPG with turn-based battles. You have to mine resources to create your own weapons. Each weapon has limited durability so make sure to explore the vast procedurally-generated landscape for those rare minerals. Don't forget your hunger and thirst, which you need to keep full in order to heal. The whole world runs on online servers. To get better weapons, you need to unlock them by leveling up. You only get xp from enemies. Just like real life, animals and enemies don't respawn, giving you a reason to explore more of the open world. Graphics -wise, the game will mimic the nostalgic low-poly 64 bit era of consoles, with the beauty of 8-bit style retro texturing. We hire 3D animators, writers, and programmers fresh out of community college, with diversity and representation in mind. We never really figured out an ending for this game, so to continue development, please donate to our kickstarter! If you donate $500+ you will receive the collectors edition, with hand-crafted figurines, a novelization of the game, and a large supply of gamer fuel!

Electronic Arts Doom, now with more microtransactions, always online, AND denuvo!

The game is called Raw Bowl
It's like World of Warcraft, but with components as classes:
The Fruits, The Chocolates/dairy, the nuts and seeds,etc
They all compete for terrain.
it's an MMO where it all takes inside an Acai Bowl
The different fruits have different abilities, while the chocolate can melt to blink forward then re-solidfy, etc.
The main focus is PvP between two factions. The Acai and the Pitaya. As they fight, the Bowl gets painted purple (acai) or rose (pitaya) and they fight for dominance. Mainly PvP oriented but also pve
The battelgrounds are different parts of the giant bowl, with different stage and terrain design. Capture the flag,capture terrains, etc among other battleground modes.

For pve the raid bosses can be the evil triumverate of silverware, along with perhaps a blender as a raid boss or even things like plastic containers. Would work like C'thun where they have monsters spawning inside. Lot of room for imagination. Could also be that the boss itself is just the room, so the stage is a plastic container but the enemies are different, kind of like binding of issac

Sooo splatoonside 2.

There is going to be problems if the colours are not evenly distributed like in a rainbow you see in the sky, let me help you: The rainbow colours are:
Wucunf-Pink-Green-Tyanck-Blue-Xerf-Trannf-Red-Orangga-Yellow-KashmiranaGoldberg-Brown-Furro-Snö-Purple-AsianRed-Black-Black with stripes of all colors in the universe.

This shit is so fucking simple. It's the current post.

No because you eventually get a girl so it evens out.

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You must press buttons to win the game, but only when pressing the buttons does not cause you to lose the game, or in an injunctive state between which the buttons must be both pressed and unpressed at once.