Hey, remember Paragon? Me neither. I had to actually go and double check that it was that retarded ASSFAGGOT game that no one cared about last year.
It's dead.
Finally, the age of awful MOBA games is over and this awful genre can finally fucking die. Unfortunately, we're now headed into the era of awful early access Battle Royale games, thanks to all the retarded chinks to bought 40 gorillion copies of PUBG.
As long as they finally start focusing on UT4 now.
William Baker
I tried this game when I downloaded Epic's launcher to play UT. It felt really mediocre, like there wasn't any reason to play this game(except for graphics, I liked its graphics). Also most of the woman had no tits
Liam Butler
So many dead or almost dead MOBA shooters. I guess they had it coming.
Josiah Walker
JUST
Dylan Foster
it's as if there's such a thing as genre overload who knew?
I can see it.
Angel Turner
A little surprised. That means they have a huge net loss?
Gabriel Foster
OP, even if you yourself had to double check if this game fucking existed, why did you bother telling us?
Jace Murphy
There's barely 100 porn images of this anywhere and I guarantee most of it, all of the animated ones at least, were made by the developers themselves. Battleborn has almost twice as much for comparison's sake.
Wyatt Brooks
Their shovelware game Fortnite Battle Royale is actually making them money. Just a shame, the game only had graphics going for it and nice looking ass and tits, but it deserved to die for being a piece of shit game that didn't do anything right.
William Thomas
This is a new interest to me,and i don't know why.
Brody Anderson
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Christopher Taylor
Sure,but that doesn't change the fact i find the idea hot,it's like lewding your own daughter or something
Austin Lee
I'd say it's more like fucking your neighbor's kid or something because I can't imagine the animators actually designed the characters. That sounds too efficient.
Ryder Robinson
No don't do that.
Landon Fisher
Shrug,at the very least if they were created by the same company that made them,then the person who did design them was a-okay with it.
Jonathan Lewis
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Gavin Powell
Post'em!
Easton Reyes
Did i upset you? I'm sorry
Gavin James
The game had better and more connected artstyle with different themes and motiffs for each heroes than Battleborn, but it played fucking slow for a "MOBA", slower than Randy Bitchford and Anthony Burch's magnum anus, Battleborn.
Evan Wright
I am somewhat surprised they would come out and admit they fucked up. Then again I cant think of a way to spin this other than a failure. All I know about the game is that it has a hot vampire girl and a lot of latex.
Ethan Lee
Second pic was the go to shill pic, it was posted so many fucking times.
Gavin Lee
Now for the abominations.
Adam Nguyen
I second this
Aiden Adams
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Jacob Jenkins
Oh yeah I've seen that slut posted around but didn't know what game she was from. What kind of whore wears makeup like that?
Leo Flores
I remember this
If I had any good to say about the game it would have been
John Rodriguez
I'd fuck first one
Dominic Roberts
That one shill user apparently started evading image recognition filters at some point, because the image doesn't always have the same hash code. How much do you want to bet he's going to keep spamming it despite the game no longer existing?
Brayden Diaz
Sorry, forgot to spoiler. If only this game wasn't a MOBA/ASSFAGGOTS clusterfuck with very slow gameplay, now if it was Anarchy Reigns with a lot of improvement to make melee, guns, magic shit to work, I'd play it, but the gameplay is a clusterfuck.
Vampire theme bitches, those types. She reminds me of Bloodrayne or those crazy VtM mods.
Now you can't now because the game's dead :^)
Caleb King
Depends on if he's still getting paid
Isaac Morales
I fucking knew it. Typical.
Jaxson Moore
PC port fucking when Sega?
Leo Gray
Was that game even out? For some reason I thought that it was always in beta and only on PS4.
Jacob Anderson
Never because Sega can't see past muh sanic
Jaxon Ortiz
Her name is also a dead giveaway user.
Never ever with working multiplayer.
Oh, and funny thing. there's only 2-3 jewtube shills with constant videos of this game. If you want to see how "exciting" the gameplay is, watch this, it had every type of cancer you didn't want! loot boxes, power-up cards, slow as molasses gameplay, fucking ASSFAGGOTS gameplay in THIRD PERSON that doesn't work, combat that doesn't have any weight.
Jack Reed
Fuck me dead and call me Shirley….a dev that actually says he is at fault to make a shitty game and isn't a kike? They didn't even try to blame [insert current meme game] like stillborn or jewbraker Now I kinda feel bad for them because at least they aren't the usual commifags
Josiah Hernandez
There's still 11 months in the year left for them to piss you off.
Charles Gomez
It was a pay-to-play early access game, why they made it PAY TO PLAY is a mind-boggling.
Grayson Cooper
Oh yeah. Like a play on Count Duckula.
Samuel Hall
holy shit
Jack Richardson
Oh shit, I remember this. I read up on a story from a year or two ago of how they tricked some guy who made buyable cheats for the game into hitting him with a lawsuit. I don't remember the details, but they did it by apparently hitting his video with a strike and then threw the book at him when he tried to fight the claim.
You are cynical user. I didn't expect that and got surprised…..they sure are better then the kingdom come dev that was praised as a god here and then downgraded the game for "muh reality" and made it to console too now it's still based because have said mean stuff to sjw…..at least those admit they are at fault rather then play us like a fiddle
I never care for P2P games or mobas so can't say what would work and what not
Carter Scott
I'll have to agree with everyone else, this game looks fucking gorgeous but is slow as balls.
I still have my fingers crossed for AR on PC because tons of Platinum games have been ported to PC lately, they want all their titles to be on the platform and Sega has expressed interest in porting way more games. A few years ago I would never have thought Bayonetta and motherfucking Vanquish would get PC ports but here we are.
Andrew Parker
It's why Epic Game's Paragons is joining with Cliffy Bitch's Lawbreakers, this type of online multiplayer games should be F2P, but the gameplay fucking killed it, they don't have any clue on how to make the gameplay work.
nice digits, it's graphics is only thing going for it, gameplay is a pile of shit. And we'll see if Sega is gonna let us duke it out in PC with multiplayer for AR with no fucking Denuvo.
Carson Baker
Waiting on those lewds
Bentley Russell
I liked it, but they kept changing shit so I gave up a year or two ago.
I hate assfaggots, I hate all top down mobas, so this was a nice change, since smite was shit.
That being said, You won't be missed.
Christopher Perry
Wasn't it actually F2P? I vaguely remember it saying so in the FAQ.
Luke Hernandez
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Isaiah Jones
The actual gameplay looked dusty and dull, as though someone glued a filter to the camera. There's something about it that just gives me the impression the devs were afraid to have a game that looked "too cutesy" or "not serious enough." Look at vid related (YT embed since hooktube webms aren't 60fps) or cat character in to see what I mean: they committed so hard to the ULTRA SRS BSNS HIGH FIDELITY GRAYFIX aesthetic they literally can't have characters without adding dozens of pointless interior details to their profiles.
Like, you're making a cute catgirl. You're making a space marine with robo-arms who dual-wields triple-barreled laser pistols. This is REALLY not that difficult, but if they had made either design more cartoony it would have clashed with the rest of the cast. Can't have any of that, can we?
I must disagree with the people saying it looks good. It doubtless has a high level of graphical fidelity, and the devs are competent to have optimized the game that well, but everything about the design of the characters, the environment, and even the HUD is sterile and lifeless.
Jose Scott
You want to know why they can get away with this shit? Look at the gameplay again. Tell me anyone's silhouttes or designs look anything near distinguishable at a first glance amidst all the chaos. The reason why they can get away with this is that they can just slap some shitty oversized hud element telling you what the fuck you're looking at instead of bothering with actual design. You're shooting at the big bright red bars, not the green ones. Who's your target? Look at their name in the scoreboard or hud element. It's fucking garbage and you can see it in a billion other games including Overbotch, various assfaggots and whathaveyou. This includes Smite who went from very distinctive looks for the four Global Agenda Classes, to kind of distinctive shit in Tribes Ascend(weapons had different colors and sound effects and shit, it wasn't always spot on but at least it was there) to having a billion characters look the same at a glance and then shove in as many cancerous and style breaking skins as possible.
Liam Watson
(Checked) HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHA! You realise that Paragon is being shut down so the devs can be moved to Fortnite's development team.
Adam Brown
Good. As for the next shit, it will last even shorter. The majority of people are already aware of the industry's greed. Before, you had 3 or 4 main successful games, and 10 or more clones. Now, they can make only 1 successful, with barely 5 clones, and even then. the "success" is short and the money earned soon runs out with marketing and/or damage control.
Owen Bell
It is kind of alarming just how badly every clone fails now. Remember when GTA knockoffs could hold up well on their own or platformers could sell entire consoles? I get the feeling that people don't actually like MOBA shooters or whatever you want to call it and Overwatch just survives out of some obligation Blizzard drones have to play whatever shit their masters push out.
Ryder Perry
It really is shocking how quickly trends die now. Even with how publishers have hired tons of unnecessary people just to cut down on production time as much as humanly possible they still can only just barely squeeze out a game while the trend is still hot. Compare how quickly Overwatch clones started to flop to the Modern Military FPS trend that lasted a fucking decade.
Camden Richardson
id fuck the second and third.
Clang clang with robutt and snu-snu with the orc.
Kevin Reyes
Damn, i am happy but it feel like the "least worst" moba is dying while other biggest, and way worst demons still thrive (blizzard, RIOT/tencent)
Michael Roberts
I still can't understand how ASSFAGGOTs became as popular as they did. If you play one, you've played them all. Why the hell would any sane man make the same damn game everybody else is making with no real difference except art style? Especially when you could already see relatively early adopters of the trend like HoN dying off in favor LoL and DoTA2?
Ian Howard
Alright what's the catch, Shekelberg?
Henry Ortiz
Every one I've seen at least is designed specifically around giving you winning streaks and having infinite excuses for your fuck ups. This allows even the shittiest player to feel like they're hot shit no matter how bad they actually are.
Nathan King
they think that people care about a companys reputation like if €A made a single bad game and didnt give peoples money back they would never buy €A games again
Luke Martinez
You must agree that it is an incredibly kind move in times when publishers piss into their customers' mouths, but these instead of being disgusted open their orifices wider.
Levi Rodriguez
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Jack Flores
No? Who cares?
Jacob Allen
They probably make plenty of money on their engine, and any games they make are basically a side project to test out features on the engine. I assume they will refund by giving players the currency to their epic game account, in the hope that some use it to become devs and bring in more shekkels. Or just so few people bought into it that it doesn't change anything.
Zachary Perez
Still better than Lawbreakers
Noah Nguyen
That looks awful, though the janky way the character tiptoes around made me laugh
Juan Morales
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Gavin Diaz
Well fug, I actually liked this game. Well at the very least they admit its their fault and they are offering full refunds, unlike countless other grab-the-money-and-run developers. They did do a few things right, most prominently prove that you can have a gorgeous looking game on console at 60 fps. After Paragon showed this no one really has any excuse now not to properly optimize their shit.
Joseph Lewis
I can imagine WOOBWOOBWOOB playing constantly as you backpedal.
Ian Diaz
(checked) Did she deaded?
Evan Jackson
I never get this, mass effect did the same thing, its not clang if its just an ugly woman with latex skin.
Hunter Sanchez
Oh well. I don't think we were gonna get much porn out of it anyway.
Landon Collins
You know what? If this is what kills the AAA gaming industry with all its cancer, so be it.
Copycat development practices simply do not work in the modern age. Everyone who wants to play MOBAs is already playing league or DotA. Everyone who wants to play MMOs is already playing WoW. Everyone who wants to play class-based shooters is already playing Cancerwatch. You can't get those audiences for yourselves by trying to ape the style of those games because they already play those games and don't want something else. How about instead, you try to appeal to a niche that doesn't already have 100 games made for them instead? Of course no one is going to fucking do that because AAA publishers are fucking retarded and indie devs don't have marketing budgets.
Henry Perry
Why bother.
John Anderson
It wouldn't be so damaging if all those games weren't designed around keeping you stuck to them. You can't feasibly play more than one at a time if you actually want to get anywhere with their asinine progression systems.
Eli Hernandez
Oh daaaaamn, them some good waifu material
Nathaniel Ortiz
This to be honest.
Jackson Jones
This how MOBAs, Battle Royal and Battle Area types of games will continue to collapse as they chase genres that dont exist and merely happened because people were bored with the Wasteland that currently is AAA
Robert Peterson
The only thing this game seems to have going for it is alright character design and graphics. If appearance was all it was banking on, it deserved to fail. Porn dump when?
Isaiah Ross
Just about every one of these games are AAA though.
Chase Bailey
Maybe if Paragon played like a 3rd person shooter instead of a fucking third person moba it would actually be fun
Christopher Wilson
Paragon had the same issues that Battleborn had: overly designed characters who look like they don't belong in the same universe. It's way more noticable in Paragon because of the semi-photorealistic artstyle and the fact that the game acted as a demo for the Unreal Engine 4. From the looks of it, the gameplay could've been better without the card system. It's the same unnecessary shit that is crippling Paladins in my opinion.
Jacob Nelson
You know, you would think that they would have learned from all the flopped MOBAs that its a bad idea to make a large budget multiplayer focused game when there is already a massively popular game on the market.
Gabriel Cook
She probably doesn't even care that he's married. She'll probably just use her as a blood bag. Fucking whore.
Hudson Cruz
There's really zero cohesion here. Maybe they focused more on the mechanics than the theming, but it's really just a generic mishmash of knights, robots, and other cliches, like the pop star/celebrity character. The large ape with armor. The elegant archer. The gothy sneaky one. The robot that looks like it came right off a graphics card box.
As awful as Overwatch is, they nailed down the aesthetic and kept it cohesive. Most of the characters not only look like they belong in the same world, but they also have a bit of the appeal of a dreamworks CGI movie. Kids like it. Autists like it because it's close enough to their awful western cartoon waifus. Weebs like it because it's close enough to their animu waifus… Then you get shit like Paragon and Stillborn and they actually have to astroturf the porn to try and get people interested.
Lincoln Walker
This character would be a better female necris than what they chose for ut4
Bentley Jackson
Eh, aside from ugly faces - it works for me because I also have a latex fetish. Zentai are about as close to 2D perfection as 3D girls are going to get. Strap some cam shafts, wires, and calculators to that bitch and give her a set of fenders and I'm good to go.
Unfortunately, there doesn't seem to be a whole lot of crossover between the Latex/Zentai and Prosthetic limb fetishes.
Zachary Flores
No ladyboys please
Tyler Williams
JUST
Aaron Morales
Into the trash it goes.
I don't understand
Julian Ortiz
That's the only thing I remember about this game. I wish more games would have actually fun gunslinger characters.
Luis Johnson
No, the faces definitely need fixed or covered up. I didn't mean to imply that ugly faces were ok - just that the concept of latex covered robot girls were fine by me since I'm not full clang.
Jonathan Myers
i like the furbait and orc tbh
Nicholas Gray
It's not an orc, it's a nigress shaman woman
Gavin Smith
Yo keep that porn coming,it's the only good thing we have from this game
Parker Watson
suspicious
Joseph Perry
Nigger, are you high or blind?
Ian Green
This. They'd rather shut down everything else they do and focus on the thing that is currently for some fucking reason popular in the public eye and is printing money. They shit on the original Fortnite game mode to push this junk. Hell, even Hi-Rez did it to Paladins when they shit all over everything in anticipation of Paladins Battle Royale.
Levi Morris
Speaking of MOBAs, does anyine play Fractured Space? It's dying and I wish I had people to play it with. I fucking love it and it makes me sad.
Jacob Flores
taking some fucking game mode from a game and calling it a genre is not how it works, its not how it ever worked, its never going to sell, these things work because they are based on specific situations taking off becoming popular theres no fucking market for it, there arent "moba" or "battle royale" people, they dont exist
John Moore
is there Capture the Flag genre of games? NO its NEVER GOING TO SELL
Bentley Gomez
There's a running robotic/futuristic theme apparent in all the characters. Only ones that stand out are Roadhog and Junkrat, but that's because they're from Mad Max 'Straya land. Paragon's character designs are all over the place and almost look like they've come from different games, like those Chinese LoL clones that use random anime characters.
Cameron Thompson
Go back to >>>/cuckchan/
Jason Smith
is Gigantic still alive?
Connor Lopez
Microsoft won't let a failure die that quickly. Gotta bleed it out kosher style.
Brandon Smith
It's not like it's the first time they've done it.
Wyatt Ortiz
She was a robot? I thought she was just in a suit or something.
Caleb Ramirez
Man, that game had such neat character designs and an honestly interesting level-up system. It's a shame Win10 and M$store exclusivity killed it.
Kevin Cook
Overwatch is guilty of the same shit that you criticised Paragon of doing, just because all the characters have a few LED lights and metal crap slapped onto them doesn't mean they're futuristic or robotic.
Ryder Ramirez
Overwatch's mixed bag of 'diverse' heroes isn't on the level of Paragon's mix of generic sci-fi shit, random concept art, and korean mmo elves. They're both a hodgepodge of wacky cliches, but I still think that Overwatch still looks like there's some internal consistency.
Kayden Phillips
wait, you can have an early access game on console? did early access ever actually mean anything or was it always just a ruse?
Dominic Collins
DON'T FORGET TO """""""REFUND""""""" YOUR GAME
Ethan Moore
Refreshing. Wish the fucks that made MNC did the same
Dominic Collins
Shameful.
Grayson Morris
Hi Melia.
Noah Hill
Rip in 3D
Jack Barnes
SLUT
Gavin Murphy
Perfect
Jackson Taylor
There goes my Rockem Sockem Robot simulator. Too bad melee really fucking sucked in that game.
Now, if they started off by making Dawngate…
Blake Miller
No.
John Ramirez
What? I honestly don't even remember this name even.
Nah, you can just wash off baking soda.
Parker Hill
shame she was in a shitty moba knockoff. if she was in a good game id probably main her.
Jonathan Wilson
PUBG, Lol and Dota are doing great. It is their competition fails. Thing is with such modern games you need only one. One game takes all the time. Player has no time left to play other games. Competition is uber hard now. All players go to the winner.
Jack Butler
That's pretty good,wonder if her model floats around somewhere for use.
Gabriel Powell
I always hated how all MOBAs have no artistic cohesion.
Elijah Brown
Since they took all the devs from UT4 to make that shitty miba, maybe now UT4 will actually be developed again
Easton Nguyen
Bloodrayne spiritual successor when?
Cameron Ramirez
DOTA does from the look of it. But aside from that, it's entirely about muh largest audience. Want a fairy waifu? Put a fairy in. Like robots? Put one in. Who cares about consistency if that one character will bait some retards into playing right?
Charles Walker
You pieces of shit the genre is called CRAPCUNTS
Dylan Edwards
Even if I actually though Mark was actively censoring shit you would still make it worth it for your sperging.
Dylan Gutierrez
It's a SMITE clone that's slower than SMITE, DOTA and Battleborn combined, if it was what you described it, it wouldn't be dead with players complaining it's clunky and slow, and stop spreading this forced meme.
Luis Long
I wish first person shooter guys were witty, but I think it's just a low IQ genre
Dominic Fisher
No OP. The MOBA genre will die if both dota and league of faggots dies. And that will never happen
Luke Hill
What are you talking about? No it's not. League is still the most played game in the world, and Dota is still popular as hell too.
Are you trying to suggest that we had an era of everyone making MOBAs? Because we haven't. The MOBA "fad" and BR are totally separate things. BR is replacing the fucking decade of survival crafting games we had, not MOBAs.
Bentley Davis
They are the ultimate cancer.
Leo Sanchez
I pose this question to anyone who plays assfaggots. Are they truly fun games? Are they worth your time? I admit I'm biased as fuck because the most I've gotten was two weeks before hanging up Dota 2 and the entire genre but the whole thing seems like just an excuse to get mad and yell at 12 year olds and jerk around your rank and skins.
Eli Richardson
Of my friends who play it, they consistently just fucking rage at the game. I don't know why they play, but I convinced one of them to uninstall and he's yet to break and reinstall.
Eli Moore
as someone who has sinked around 4k hours in dota2. it's not really worth it, the game is just the same shit over and over again, you need to learn all the small little details about all the 100+ heroes and their item and skill combos to be somewhat competent theory wise and even if you're actually got at the game. moba's are the kind of games that require your whole team to pull their own weights. so the other team doesn't really need to be incredibly good to win, just average, and if you get some shitty player in your team your chances of winning go down by a lot.
Patches break or make heroes and you have to deal with people perma-picking the OP hero of the month whose counters got nerfed or removed because balance is done by reddit.
I wouldn't recommend the game to anyone, it takes hundreds of hours to "master" and after that you're still playing lottery, praying the rest of your team isn't shit because if it is you will waste around 30min-1hr just get frustrated.
this is around half of the games. I started playing the game when it wasn't that bad gameplay wise and player wise, now there isn't really any good reason to tell someone to go ahead and play it, the effort you will put into the game will never be rewarded and you will keep playing just to feel all the hours you invested learning the game weren't a waste of time, just play something else.
Landon Perry
BR is replacing ARMA tacticool shooters that never became big (because their developers are spergs who mistake clunky interface, clunky mission rules and no fun with "realism") but there were sleeping demand for "real shooter".
Jayden Price
MOBAs are unhealthy with "Sunk-Cost Fallacy". Other games if match is not fun you can leave or match is very short jsut wait 1-2 minutes to teh end then leave. In MOBAs player may stuck as living punching bag in lost match for a long long time. Though such constant stress is what hooks players to play. In this again such masochism is not healthy.
Jason Morales
Is the Overwatch clones genre dead?
Joseph Bailey
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Jaxson Reyes
It was never alive to begin with.
Alexander Reed
talking about CRAPCUNTS why did quake champions become one? why can't they just do quake 3 arena with muh 4k graphix?
Josiah Williams
Not as many lootbox possibilities thee and moving faster than a light jog is too much for Bethesda developers.