this thread fuckin stinks
Fuck me in the ass daddy
I wouldn't post it here even if I did remember it.
ain't no mercy got dat purple lamborghini lurkin
cross country car rides are unbearable hopefully you get tthhere quick
you rused me GOOD
god damn scanner you're always getting jobs
Where you workin now wboyo
Basically a groundskeeper.
Remember one of the sickest burns I said to my friend
You go through cocks like I go through jobs.
sorry i didnt mean it
It's been like ten hours and we have so many more to go ;_;
I hope you enjoy it while you're sticking aroudn there
what duties do you have?
I thoguht your sock dog was a shirt at first
Back throughout my life every 2 summers I would take a family trip up to Pennsylvania fora family reunion and I remember pretty well getting cramped up in a small car for that long
how long you gonna stay up in utah?
Uber a Tesla!
this nigga who was next to me got arrested for cocaine dealing lmao
I love the park
awful thread. Make a new one
thats the most american thing Ive seen all day
wew, i called in the weed
she is some kind of rag
but the black guy isn't even shot
Cleaning the carpark, warehouse, trailers and all sorts of shit with a grabber.
Hello my name is Dr. Greenthumb
aw no it failed :C
It's absolutely true.
If you have a hi viz shirt and safety boots, you can work anywhere.
Calm down there rascist
we don't shoot people just because they are 'colored' overe here, okay/????
he text me trying to sell me cocaine
and i was like maybe monday but weed now?
but no weed now :(
I have a fair amount of leg room actually but yeah it's not great.
Just for like a couple of days, then the car ride again.
That wouldn't fix this, silly.
What are you a doctor of?
ALWAYS order your weed 4 hours early of when you wanna smoke it!
I'D LIKE TO TELL YOU JUST WHERE I'M FROM IN THE HILLS WHERE THE TREES GROW WILD WITH WEED FIELDS
if it was him that dropped off to me atm that would be the case, he takes forever, but atm he has bitch boys run it to me and they take like 5 minutes
Hey there thread
Do u smonk wed?
Das pretty cool
Wanna smonk wed
feelss good having bitch boi weade runners
BRINGETH THY SACRED HERB
are...are we reall doin this right now...??
the bitch boys always think they hot shit tho lol
Failure at life and bad erp.
THE FUCKING PIGS WITH SHIELDS HOLDING THE BLUE STEELS
GREENHOUSE EFFECT WITH THE WEED CONNECT
really they are basically just the pizza man tho
Enjoying the trip still?
Smash trannys with hammers
holy shit, humans have stripes
they are just invisible under normal circumstances, but certain conditions make them very visible
we're fucking bioluminescent
not bright enough for our own eyes to generally detect, but yes, not only do humans have stripes, but we glow too :s
pic related, blaschko lines, our stripes
brb my doggo needs to poo
My dad and I see singing along with queen so the trip became pretty fun.
too bad they arent cool colours
Ugh, my tummie and my feetsies hurts.
Lay down and rest!
Drank too much bleach
Got no weed?
Cup of tea will solve everything
Shit is better than weed
Erin, I didn't have any milk and remembered you put butter in yours.
You're a fucking genius.
I am now!
Lotsa walkings and stuffs 'cos mall.
And I guess I ate too much.
Or it was just super heavy.
On the bright side, this bubble tea is amazing.
TEA!!! is NOT!!! better thNWade!!!!!!
You know I meant head pats
Kek, that's always fun.
Until some weird death metal song comes on and the radio gets fucked and you start panicking and trying to change the station but the button is broken and your mother gets angry.
Had fun at the mall?
I wish people would not fucking stare at my phone whilst im doing stuff on it. there's private stuff in that gallery motherfucker
heey that's what I did too.
only though no mall but amsterdam.
got anything nice?
Ain't nothing better than wade. That guy rocks
under what conditions are they visible
pics of them?
Yay! Comfy Rin.
As if 👌
LOL, bumped into my neighbor when i took the dog out, he told me he'd give me some weed, i pocketed it, got inside ready for a smoke, turns out it's cocaine 😂
We're listening to albums on our phones so no worries on that
That sounds like something that actually happened to you.
My opinion of weed tea is forever tainted
Me and my old buddy made some one time out of stems leafs some buds and lard
it was pretty grss for tea lol but it would have made a nice marinade
i have never actually done it i just know you can :x
skin conditions, google that name i said they were called
Which one should I open first?
I got a new backpack and some pokemon boosters. And then as we were leaving, we walked by Gamestop and they had an advert prop for FFXV and I kinda freaked out a little.
New backpack and Pokemon boosters. uwu
accidentally just got cocaine
i wanted weed
but it would be rude to go back and say actually i wanted different drugs for free
Yes, they're all steam siege.
you best post a vid of you snorting that shit
oh well. looks like it's charlie time.
why would i do that?
ever done coke before?
The one with yvettle or however you spell that
this is actually an unbelievably funny turn of events but it would take far too long to explain
blew tens of thousands on it
it's like you've never even met me
It does sound incredibly detailed doesn't it?
Maybe it did, maybe it ruined the road trip and made us question our relationships with each other.
Grats on that, glad you had fun and stuff! ^-^
freaked out a little
What did you do lmao
If I don't pull him.
I'm blaming you.
PROVIDE VIDEO EVIDANCE OF A CRIME PLEASE
Only you, Erin.
Why is it that the more North you go in the UK, the crazier people get?
I tried to steep my weed with butter, turns out it was vegetable fucking spread. Most worst and expensive cup of tea I ever drank.
Well it is actually ain't bad.
Only downside is now I got butter fingers and holding a mouse is hard.
Do it, it could be his coke for tonight; he'd be relieved to know you returned it.
you're in britland, of course I haven't met you
Yikes. That's a bummer.
That seems fair
no ring size?
what's with the monopoly money tied with a hair tie?
That's the stupid shit that I should be doing.
Lol I'm doing drugs guise XD
Well, I kinda, like, stomped my feet a bunch and ran.
It's really weird.
No Yveltal. :<
I forgot, soz.
part of what's funny, is the dude that text me selling coke, and i was like a but you got weed, and he said know, well the dude outside asked me if i knew him, and if i took coke, then offered me the same coke rob was trying to sell me cheaper, lol
tfw no drugs for 5 MONTHS
CAN'T EVEN SMONK WED TIL MY NEETBUX ARE APPROVED AND I'M CLEAR OF HAVING TO DO URINE TESTS
it would make the car ride alot better tbh
I'm so sorry
at the equiv about $100
why not just get a fucking job to buy your own drugs you lazy shit
A little weed would be nice, true
at the time equiv*
I PULLED MAGEARNA EX.
uppers are lame
but you didn't explain the hair tie
Good thing it never happened.
it's rolled up and held that way with a bobble
it's a tooter
for snorting coke
FISH ID STUPID FUCKING DIE YOU TRANNY SCUM
abolute hands down worst class of drug
i am glad we can agree on some things
You prankster you
He ran so far away.
He just ran.
He ran all night and day.
you mean a snooter
depends on the situation/atmosphere tbh
another time then.
or I might just send it anyway and if it doesn't fit just do whatever with it.
it'd probably make a nice necklace
I mean if I had money I could buy LSD from a friend in oregon but I gots no cash and LSD, while untraceable, isn't always a good time
specially doing it alone
oh, weird, I always just make one out of scratch paper I've got lying around
... don't mean to sound like your mum/dad, but wouldn't snorting coke only to shitpost harder is a waste of drugs?
Ah, who the fuck am I kidding, I go on drug/booze binges and shitpost all the time.
there is no situation for me personally where id prefer them over downers
Uppers suck for me.
I'm already wired as fuck, sober.
MDMA is good tho.
we say tooter, do you say snooter?
what? how is it a waste of drugs? is eating to stay alive a waste of food?
Back in the old days they used to call me Johnny Goodmeme.
I was THE prankster.
He couldn't get away?
i mean shit nigga
you're living h the same life
You're ust gonna be doin the stuff you do sober but you'd be high right lol
yeah, you put it up your snoot!
uppers are universally shit except for cocaine and 4-MMC
downers are universally shit except for weed and benzos
psychedelics are universally fucking great
Wow aren't we all so cool
Talking sbout drugs
drugs are analogous to food
Past gamestop so I didn't have to look at the sign and freak out.
It kinda failed I guess.
I NEED MORE METAL ENERGIES.
Make a ne
I'm sure there's people that actually believe that.
cooler than u kiddo
Because drugs are for pleasure and side stuff, not vital, so it is best to have as much fun on them as possible.
😂fam el es dee💯👌👌🎉👌🏿👌🏿
What an unfortunate ability on that attack
kinda shitty charlie tbh
Platinum is easy...
Look at me smonk creq😂😂😂
Like... if we're going with the drugs = food thing.
Having a potato on it's own is ok, good even; but it would be so much better with beans, butter and cheese.
it just happened
The coke someone gave you for free isn't of very high quality? WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEIIIIIIIIRD
sometimes i wonder where you are, what you're doing
sometimes i wonder that at night time, and i figure you're sleeping, and i think it's funny, that you're sleeping, and i'm thinking about you
I may be missing smarts, willpower, strength and many other things.
But I'm not missing smugness.
How long till you get there?
I wish I was there honestly, must have been hilarious for your friends.
its just glorified gold
Cokecake would know
I legit thought you died or something, onion.
Surely it wasn't real.
look i wanted to get high and now i have that option, it's not exactly what i wanted, but it's good enough, let me have my small victories
shocking i know
but this is central scotland, generally, the drugs here are great
Orion is barely better than stinky kammuu
I have no idea. maybe another hour or two
That was so fucking sweet I think you just dosed me into a diabetic coma
Wired, stoned, drunk or chemically koshed; no matter the state of consciousness, I'm still a fucking idiot. ;3
Coke whiretranny slut
I mean, sure.
But leave her on the bench and run a lot of metal energies.
Some old geezer gave me a weird look.
I thought orion was kamuu
benzos literally don't even affect me at all
make me a little drowsy
don't know why anyone would abuse them
I'm literally immune to opiates, as I confirmed for real when I went to the ER, my kidneys failed and my liver was showing signs of distress so morphine, oxy, heroine, vicodine, and any other opiate are straight out of my view
I mean the only way up from IV morphine is dilauded or fetanol but there's no way in hell I'll ever even need it/get my hands on it.
only things that have worked for me so far are weed and acid
Dont be so hard on yourself bud
i have one numb tooth, so it's going its way somewhere fancy and exclusive in my sinus, but i'm not really feeling the buzz too good
iunno how long it'd take though.
I'll try and send it monday.
with a scented letter
No. but both are pretty lame tier
With how much damage these new fangled cards do I doubt anyone cares about extra effects anymore
i found a ukrainian site that sold fentanyl salts by the key but i think it's out of your price range
Maybe he wanted a little bit of that boipuss
You're almost there cup, home stretch.
Gonna take the knot?
JuSt PoPpEd ThIs I Mg Of Xa N a X hAHahA i'm Not FeEeling ANyTHing i MuST BEe ImmMuNE HAhaH
maybe i am seeing things
wouldnt be the first time
You see one e slut you've seen them all
Just snorted some adderall ETMAGERD
with a scented letter
Not a scented bear or pillow?
I shouldn't be giving you ideas.
Only EX and Counter-EX are that amazing.
My cousin runs Resistance Blizzard Regices, which prevents EX monsters from damaging it.
there's still the trip home ;_;
I just wish I had friends to do LSD with, because it's no fun doing it alone, especially when you have crippling depression and no friends
you do this to yourself
also reminder script benzos are baby dose, you gotta get dem research grades
Sorry Erin, I went full mum/dad mode.
You have your fun, being here is probably the best place; you have your own music, you can't get arrested/beat up/killed and around good friends. :3
I'm not hard on myself, just came to terms that a smart man does not drink a weeks wage and gigs 25 miles away from home, pass out in your friend/ex girlfriend's bed whilst annoying everyone, only to do an interview the next morning stinking of alcohol.
But ehhhhh, I can only do these things once a month now so everything turned out great.
but acid is a crazy powerful antidepressant
i can have great fun alone on acid
its funnier with friends, but it can get really interesting and naked alone
I'm waiting for you to find me. I've been waiting a very long time. When will you come for me?
Noo gold is blood-lust and anger
Hi Cupperz :3
I did died but I'm back until I die after I'm done here.
Did you miss me~?
Are you still obese and lonely? ^^
This one time, I actually walked past Kammu and we br-brushed shoulders.... >///<;
5pets from Orion :3
I took like 20mg and I just ended up falling asleep
You ain't never going pro like this. Bush league, kiddo. You're light years away from facing Brock.
How long are you actually going to spend at the award?
They look nice, like grape flavoured.
Fuck now I want grape candy.
Bard, is this your mum?
Gg 2 ez
I maybe missed you some, yes.
its just what makes you you
Wish you lived in america, I would totally hang out with you ;~:
Those benzos were pre aite fam
yes im a doggern
Only like two hours probably but we'll do other stuff before going home.
thats what benzos DO STUPID
in an adult
i asked first
where you been
you were one of my chances to meet posters irl
and you DIES
i took like 11 of those 2mg diclazepams and i slept for about 2 weeks
it's when you're awake that they're like the bestest fun
triazolos are easier to stay awake on, a2 and a3 selective
i know right? they were very aesthetically appealing. they used the same pellet presses for all drugs that were active at lose doses, they just changed the colours, and that pastel purple was my fave.
how do you even get research chems
I mean I live with my mom and I don't think I'm responsible enough to go tripping without a trip sitter and my mom would NOT be having a good time if I fucked up and left my bedroom. I mean I could make a day out of it though, clean my room, take a shower, play some vidya while I go up, turn out the lights and get in bed and see where my mind takes me.
people call it being "drunk" but literally all I do is get a little drowsy
I missed Orion./
I don't wanna go big leagues with TCG, tho.
Pervo pervo pervo.
Plus, in America you have guns, deserts, better fireworks and hamburgers the size of my head.
Who wouldn't want to live there?
oh yeah, i sent you some of those
what did you think? how long/bad were you gone?
I believed in you ;_;
I just ate the last bubble in my bubble tea and now I don't even want to finish it.
after blanket ban, the onion land
if you want to get drunk then drink alcohol
benzos or zoids dont make you drunk
sleep 6 hours
sleep 24 hours
idk what to tell you man
wait, I have heard sotries that snorting trazodone can act as a psychadelic but it sounds pretty iffy to me
one of my things is to take suggestions serious.
I'll just get you a letter and stuff first.
there's always vday
oh thank you
Sleep 24 hours
WHERE CAN I GET THIS FOUL SORCERY?!
SLEEP IS THE BEST STATE OF CONSCIOUSNESS
this coke isn't empty, but it's not great, reminds me of the bit david managed to pick up in kilwinning for £15 a g
If I go big leagues any pokemon, I want to bring Mawile, and Mawile is just not as fun in TCG.
Though, I did see a M Mawile EX collector thing that had both Mawile EX and M Mawile EX that looked super nice.
*Singles awareness day
I just don't get the love for that Pokemon
I haven't had any benzos since my script ran out, and i've got one of those psychs that just absolutely fucking hates benzos with a burning passion and will not likely never let me back on them
benzos [...] don't make you drunk
i beg to differ
most drugs work for everyone else but me mayne
Maybe stop flaming me when I'm here? Or... d-do you like me, scootsy-chan~? ^///^
Honesty makes for a sweet Oreo :3
I'm waiting for my hug u_u
I kinda got a good job, more of a social life and some hobbies x_x;
And I had to stop the drugs and alcohol cause my work has zero-tolerence.
2SERIOUS WHERE IS MY HUG ;______;
Tell me which Blood you are and maybe I'll have missed you too :3
If you could be any doggo which doggo would you be? o_o
I've mostly used vday to make some sort of move on a crush I had.
so for me it's always been you get to try day
I find Litwick the cutest.
And it is just a fucking candle.
get you drunk is exactly what they do
but they don't do the thing where you can't think
so you're in a very dangerous state where you're drunk, but you're still having ideas for things to do
That's because you built up a tolerance, you fukkn druggo
i missed you poppin.
THE BEST KNIGHT
Popped 2 a time, like getting drunk without booze. Cill. Ermthey lasted but not too long. Always woke up feeling "normal". No feeling of deficiency or sluggish.
last time I took some I acidentally killed the script, lost 3 days, and when i came out of it around 4 a.m I was carhiopping across town
found like 60 bucks and some led flashlights and some sunglasses
I went to bike home and went over the handlebars in front of a cop but he kept driving lol
two numb teeth now
they cocaines have found the sinus holes
well done intrepid explorers
Yes I am~
What state is it in again?
That's the exact drug that I should never, ever, ever do.
At least with booze I can forget to walk before getting into more trouble.
You thought i was suggesting you got me? Bo i am saying its too easy to get you tilted. Peace gas nase your weak.
they put you in a very active state of drunkness
you do thinks outside the confines of the sofa
it's a terrifying prospect, lol
didn't that story include a garage?
i cant alcohol well
yeah, it's terrible, if they don't put you to sleep, you have like loads of energy but are completely shitfaced
it's like the only way alcohol could be made more socially destructive
i love them
You wonder how many youve taken... should i take more.... shits legit
I've literally been immune to opiates before I even took my first one
and I ythink I only got properly high off of benzos the first few times
ur just jealous you have to feel all your teeth all day
fuck me I want a drink
you take one, and it's killer strong, so you forget you've taken it, and the effect intensifies, and you get that bold delusion of sobriety, so you take 3 more, and forget you did, and when you wake up next month and everyone is mad at you you learn you took 30 and had a fistfight with a cat
You can have one later maybe.
Litwick I'd absolutely adorable
LOL I think that was were i found the money, in the car in their
Felt pretty not so good about it because I'm not about that thieving shit
Also I remember there was like
a firefighter suit in there
I wanted to take it but it was heavy
fuck man I WISH i could go into a disassociate binge like that so I could skip a month in life
still trying to hide from me
i would take so many i'd go into a coma for over a week, but on reflection, when i woke up, i was never hungry, so there was clearly a lot of sleep walking going on
Wodda ya fokkon kep ey doyn
I'm really glad flags are fixed again.
I love my flag
haha okay surrender monkey
'white flag' is cute as well
french people smell like URINE because they are aways PISSING in their PANTS!!
Welll don't worry, you ain't missing much.
Imagine if I got my hands on them
Something would at least die before the night is through.
Oh my. Look who's here.
can you stop sending english tourists to amsterdam.
IM SICK OF THEM
DRUNK MOFOS BUMPING INTO ME BRABBLING ABOUT WEEEED LAAAADS
f r o m a g e
the last of the free charlie
thank you, drunk stranger who knows where i live and more mysteriously who i talk to
*Returns the embrace with a delighted glance* I missed you too :3
Did you ever meet other posters~?
Hihi Scan ^^
I certainly missed you!
What colour of coat?
I want a snow-white husky ^^
Oh, my bad. Now you've gotten me all flustered with your fancy vocabulary. Maybe we should take this conversation to a more private venue~? .////.
Then weed instead :DDD
Playing hard to get w-won't work!
I'll just nag you until you do...
hug hug hug hug
hug hug hug hug hug hug
hug hug hug
I'm Rin, lol.
It's always been, as I called it, Singles Awareness Day for me.
I'm not complaining.
Fucking lost it
Damn gotta get me one of those
however, i finally have my own flat all to myself, so peeps like you, scoot, yams, etc. are all entirely welcome to stay whenever it is convenient
Wait you actually were kuus? Is this for real?
i have been found out. i'm nobody important tho
i like the sound of that
Yes, even better is that you're one of the few people that I can actually remember.
This is honestly quite surprising.
Poor form orion.
weed is gay tho
Why is he, like, having an orgasm?
Orion was kuus all along
This is some Fight Club/Shutter Island plot twist right here.
I'm scared. What is real?
ahhh this charlie is nicer that it lets on
it's cut with something with an icky taste, but you let the smell swish around your nose without letting the drip ruin it, and it smells very very cocainey
and i'm a lil buzzed
wish there was more
Still busy, just finishing up now. I'll be with you in a bit c:
even when together?
well okay the irish are way worse
then the germans
see, we actually have somebody named Nobody Important
so what is your name
i have good healthy teeth and don't need no hard degen drugs
now why would that be?
I want daddy cum to snort owo
having a life partner on singles awareness day
nobody needs hard drugs
but first world life is about getting what you want, not what you need
o-open up!! uwu
Thank god for living in a civilized country
: ^ )
last night I masturbated so amazingly that I was like, I can fuck myself better than anyone ever could.
t-this isn't a sign is it
By the way, Cupcake, new generations episode.
Typical Hellraiser contraption, built within the warp.
this is a good feel
but it doesnt feel very good after
post one that actually lets us see the whole ass
I'm gonna need to drink to forget that image
bring in the jameson boys
that sounds like a predicament, I always liked the named bob, but alas i'm not really named that.
so just heaven, would be alright
i need a bed time story, be quick about it
i like hellraiser cause movies that directly or symbolically depict hell are very interesting to me.
i'd do dirty things for a live action version of Dante's Inferno, that's my fave idea of hell
eh I felt amazing, had to catch my breath for like 10 minutes but then slept like a rose.
I might get drunken stupor tomorrow at the time of my day but I'm still breathing and so happy I came
I hope you enjoy your time here heaven
ukip attracting tory defectors
that's the best I got and I'm not getting taking another pic just because you want more
also it's hard as fuck angle and I'd need someone else to do it for me
goddam short arm genes
Semi related. Dan brown inferno is all related to dante
oh right, i forgot this isn't 4chan, oh well
I mean orion being kuus. I knew onion years and years ago but didn't think I knew kuus.
I'm behind on these. might catch up when I get to the hotel.
fuckign same that would be the greatest film of this century
I thought you were dead!
Where the heck did you go? D:
NO FURRY ALLOWED BAD DOG GO BACK TO BED *HITS* D:<
That's nice to here. Now you have privacy to do your dirty things :3
I can't ever meet yams cause he will eat me :x
I just changed flats cause my lease was up and ahhhh it was exhausting but I have a much better one now so all is good ^^
Nope, but I have great respect for her and I've missed her ever since our last emails u_u
Or, I could be lying. That's up to youu :3
Did you disappear too? :o
I don't know everyone here and it makes me sad >:
But at least some of my old friends are here ^^
But scootsy, all I want is for you to have a good opinion of me ;_;
That's all that matters to me, please don't hurt me like this...
Then sniff coke. Whatever takes the edge off :3
Drugs are fun until you die~
No I like that too. But more importantly, what beautiful place would you like to roam freely? ^^
that's the best I got and I'm not getting taking another pic just because you want more
also it's hard as fuck angle and I'd need someone else to do it for me
goddam short arm genes>>1421226
wtf's ukip there for
you had your referendum
No, constant alcohol abuse fucks my memory
fucking gay m8
im a mod here fuck face i can do whatever the FUCK I WANT
might as well be, really
weeell since I'm a dog with a lotta fur I'd want to live in a cold place.
like scandinavia or russia or canada.
it's the uk independence party
you have your independence now
wanna get drunk on monday?
i have champagne but i need to get flutes
i'll look it up
there is an animated one, but a live action one that takes itself seriously would be fun
ouu, your new place is nicer?
nah, article 50s not been triggered just yet
keeping the pressure on til its all said and done
man I don't even have ambien because my mom didn't want me on it because it's addictive but benzos are A okay!
your mom is a slag and i'm her fuck toy
Basically the da vinci code...... but the dantecode.
And cant monday :( i have say/sun/mon off but Tuesday is work
Unless daytime drinking
I got college
but if you do Tuesday it's fine
but the tories do that
No one wants Swedish
aaaahhhhh idk. i could drink now, but i refuse to drink champagne from a mug, it's flutes or bust
U turn on brexit imminent
the more you live, the more you learn they say
it is coded a bit more shit, but seems to be functioning at least
the story of the divine comedy is my second favorite story of all time
an actual real movie with work put into it would be incredible
i am really down with the representations of hell too that shits afascinating
Hmmm. Well it's nice to see you again. We can reconnect when I get home from this trip.
No flute tomorrow?
the tories arent a hegemonic party, there are more than a few in there who wanted to stay in the EU, may included
swed fish aint the worst
scoot talking about flute
Yeah it has a few downfallls
Kind of secluded as well
We're just here to avoid the bans
im just kidding sweed id probably fuck that
actually gave me chills.
They need to make this a full anime, because they're really really good.
To the afterlife, I thought that was well known by now.
I got better.
No it is not.
toot scoot flute
scoots can't do monday cause work tuesday
what about tomorrow?
i can probably get a flute somewhere.
it is a wonderful depiction of hell. every step so graphic. i love it
cheapest i can find is 4 packs for £10 but i do t have £10
could prolly get a pack of plastic ones dead cheap, but it's fuckin champagne, not cava or prosecco or some shit
the rendition they used for Super Ancient Pokemon.
The melody line
was ominous chanting.
And Primal Kyogre just did not give any fucks about anything.
I got chills, it was great.
A small loan of a million dollars
Okay, battery is dying. Bye bye. Trip passed pretty quick thanks to you guys.
uncorking champagne in front of a plastic flute would feel so....
underprivileged people buying a new car ish
Replace alcohol with pre-workout!
Then you'll never forget anything :3
Sorry M-Mod-chan .///.
Please don't b-beat me...
Canada sounds best.
Would you let me be your owner? :3
I'd feed you well~
Mhmm, better scenery and less noise. It's so difficult abducting and killing people in built up regions u_u;
So a nice little place on the outskirts makes my hobbies a lot more convenient :3
Reconnect in what way~?
If I remember correctly, you were a lewd pony. You and Iza~
I didn't see you there o_o
I'm pretty happy with my life but I'm always exhausted. What about yourself?
Battle! Super Ancient Pokemon is why ORAS's legendary fights actually felt... legendary.
if you can give me a small million dollar loan for some flutes tomorrow, we can get on it tomorrow
so why did farage fuck off then
nah but, vday doesn't have to be special really.
don't need a specific day to show love.
his job was done, hell only show back up again if shit doesnt go through
yeah, i guess you wouldn't call it optimal
but hey, if it works it works
tokai and scoot we on for tomorrow.
open invitations to the thread are extended
does this mean Kermit is incoming
But working out TAKES EFFORT! ;w;
the invitation isnt open for you
if you want to join you have to ask me very, very nicely.
i fucking love looking at my flag
Mostly boring, doing boring Canadian things.
Ran to the mall today for Volcanion, ended up getting a new bag and some Pokemon boosters.
I pulled a Magearna EX which is a lot less good than it first seemed.
don't need a specific day to show love.
i fucking hope not
what a scum of the earth
invitations to what
when and where?
the original is much better
in thread tomorrow
maybe tinychat, idk, i don't think i currently have the required computing power
What's a Kermit?
do not say his name
i don't even know if i can drink champagne.
generally speaking, i hate whites.
your current machine isnt powerful enough to run flash?
Zinnia's fervent wish has reached Rayquaza!
they keyboard is because it's running an ubuntu fork, which renders certain keys on the built in keyboard usable for about a second of every four minutes
he's a manipulative narcissist who tries to patrol and censor anything said about him
He'sone of those people so self cettnered any time that name is mentioned he gets an email notification or something
we'll see how it goes
that'd kinda depend on the situation
although it is nice to be like close with birthdays and christmas or something.
but that's nice anyway.
I'm gonna go cause scoots hurt my feelings ;_;
Not when you're on pre-workout. It's like speed divided by 5.
Gtg, byebye scan-chan *glomps*
But at least it seemed good and that gave you a little bit of joy, right? :3
Sorry to cut the conversation so soon, but I gtg :c
It's been nice catching up a little. See you soon sweetie *hug*
I wanna continue this when I return :3
*Hugg* Cya Erin
oh, btw, my server is living on past my murder by neglect attempts
they sneakily managed to steal money from my bank for the dedicated IP fees, and my domain appears not to have expired when it was supposed to either
i could bring all the thread services back to life if you wanted
Man nnnnnnn nnn I LOVE white wine
Well, that's a bit different.
See you, me.
oh man that reminds me
I still don't know what to ask for my birthday.
do you want my attention or something
do you have a conversational topic
This feels like a pointless post, and I dont understand why you added me into it
its dry and bitter and unpleasant. i gag on it. same as rosé. i enjoy red because it has enough body, but nevermind body, white doesn't even have soul.
Tried Death Date for shits n giggles
Says I got 24 more years left to live.
Yeah, sounds about right.
cant stand rose either but
Aw man i could drink white for days
do you like to pair your red wines fodstufff with stuff or just to drink?
You aint shit
Too many years
i can pair reds pretty well, it's intuitive, and when in doubt, the sauce will tell you what red it wants.
but liek, just as a drink to drink, i like chilean merlots, perfectly nice ones come rather cheap.
it's built to work like OS X
mhm how come?
you can use that in november
the worst part of cocaine is how it runs out
Those are fun for the kids.
ISIS will make you have a beard against your will
I will definately have to look into that sometime
We have a local winery here in iowa called Tassel Ridge that make a pretty solid grape hing I've been hooked on here for the past few months
i don't know if I can wait much longer
Three tons of nitrate fertilizer.
if you can do whites we can be a team, a wine pairing partnership
Whereis my mene
i have fucking poppers, i don't need to stop getting high
thank you tsuchi
that's more excitement for my birthday than I have
I'm not from frisia
Maybe I'm just having a mid life crisis
Have you drank 6 and a half bottles of wine by yourself?
I wouldn't recommend it
I WANT IT NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
I want text meem pls
FUCKING LOVE YOU DUDE
you should buy a sports car and get a haircut and go buy a cheap floozy
If only these lines actually happened
you have more bacterial cells in your body than you have human cells
and you don't think that that's just the neatest shit you need to get the fuck out of my face
Christmas and birthdays are fun for the kids, and therefore worth celebrating.
Singles Awareness Day is just for shilling on a pre-determined day to show someone you have feelings for them.
Like, if I like someone I'm not gonna way for an arbitrary day to make it apparent.
I will start keeping an eye out for something memeable
you can jut FORCE inspiration, you know
And a moving truck.
Park it under your parliament building.
if you don't think it's neat that we're al majorly inhuman then get the fuck out of my face
BUT YOU CAN FORCE MEMES
FORCED MEEM KILLINGS THREADS
Look at this fucking bird
kim jong un is sick
they say it's because he addicted to cheese and it's too much cheese
Time tomorrow erin for drinks?
no no I dislike vday like that as well.
but I disagree christmas and birthdays are for kids.
I don't think I should steal isis's job
Cut the cheese???
Im lactose intolerant!!!!
idk, ill have to go to argos for flutes, so mid afternoonish?
apparently it's emmental he's addicted to
Kill your parliament, Tokes.
Make the Netherlands German again.
What song you addicted to atm fam?
he's in hospital because of it, apparently it's gotten him so fat his ankle has fractured
man i don't even know
almost wanna say purple lamborghini but i think i mightn't just be meming
lemme check my youtube
Lyin bout ya boi kim
I'm not saying they're for kids.
Just that they're worth celebrating because of the kids.
And otherwise suggesting I don't really care about holidays, but will celebrate them depending on who's around.
wew, 30th anniversary of The Gay Times
W. e. W. 🌈
This fucking thing I've been looping it all fucking day holy shit
tfw no actual video
man i wanted weed, the charlie just left me sweaty and restless and wanting more
Germans don't deserve what they got now tbh
forever the enemy
now that I get.
iunno like, I've very rarely gotten the experience of that nice special christmas or whatever.
because I had noone genuine to celebrate with.
so I've always just been kinda dreaming of one of those days where it's just, sweet.
AAAAA I FEEL MESSED UP
FUCK YOU GENEROUS AND HELFUL NEIGHBOUR
THIS WAS NOT THE KINDNESS I WAS SEEKING
listen to me
what's your name again?
That's a nice picture.
WW1 just needed the spark of a lone Yugoslavian.
WW3 just needs the spark of a lone, gay Dutch boy.
who was that sniper they called the deadly snow or the violent frost or something like that
found it random
except that the netherlands is completely irrelevant to global geopolitics
The White Death?
he was finnish
i think so? maybe? i thought he was icelandic or a swede or something but i could be way off, i tenner the face but not the name
There was Lyudmila Pavlichenko, the Russian lady during WW2 that has various modern nicknames themed about that.
The day man
The night man
ah, i was thinking of the other one
Snipers are lame
omg it's my fave boy
nick i feel like crap
my neighbor was very nice to me and made my night much more fun but the consequences were rapid and cruel
Childish gambino is new lando calrissian
I like drooling pictures
think i'm gonna vomit :s
the icky taste in that coke was not something friendly
Its why you want mkat
Shits lethal for longer
Me and dorito did it so hard we couldnt talk of 5 hours
Guess what I have
You're a smart girl
Figure out why you should not care
get to the bathroom
dont want that mess
I gotchu fam
shit was under pressure while i ran to the toilet
i want a refund
what do you have?
if i did not have such supple cheeks from all that puffing i would not have held it in
Tbh, that sticking your tongue out thing is only hot after they've swallowed.
HEY I'M GRUMP
AND I'M THE GAME GRUMP
Did I do bad?
Whitey is the bane
No thanks, too lewd.
That manga was so strange. Never saw the show tho.
Did you do my boyfriend?
is luka here?
yeah but mkat feels like it may actually kill you
first whitey of the new flat
the toilet is christened
Don't think so
im trying to learn luc and its so fucking difficult
He's out panhandling.
Don't interrupt him when he's on the job.
I thought you meant drooling in the lewd sense.
Or what's luc?
a man can make over 70k a year panhandling in nyc dude
thats not right
no, the black adc
nah im sure they love it
Ngl pretty much true
In a bit maybe
Luka doesn't play male champs tho
Well sort of, but not THAT lewd.
Panhandling is illegal in Texas and they will fine you for doing it but usually they just scare them off.
im a good boy
I hope you're going the Youmuu's -> BC build that's popular right now?
I used to play a lot of luc I guess
it's fucking frightening when drugs put you face to face with your own mortality :s
oh shit, this might actually be it, i might die right here
someone told me that meme build is no good
idk what to build man
you just read this terrible bait. Not multi link for effect
Lucian is the most free ADC to play though.
Just ask TSM's worst player :^)
Speed did that to me so bad.
I laid in bed wired and staring at the ceiling
It's the most popular build I think, I would trust it
Just do Duskblade > Youmuu's > BC
How about this lewd?
Neat, I am not exiled yet
speed never got me that hard. i think 4-MMC is like the only thing that's ever done it
that feel when you're so damn high that it seems impossible that someone could come back from that kinda state alive
its hard to do that
how is it
neato burrito, it fun? :)
It's actually like 12/10
same here man
I did see some undercovers arrest a group of those subway pole/breakdancers
its p dangerous; all those feet flying someone could get hurt
plus you can watch chimps swing around at the zoo
the lategame falloff though
my old best firend used to say neato burrito
you're the only othter person i've ever heard say that lol
God damn. Been that bad. That was the no speaking night. Like 13 of us. In a rural cottage. Booked it fir a 3 day bender. Had everything. All sniffables, smokables and pills. At one point it was 4am. Listening to conversations go by and my brain blocked my speech. Scary. Got paranoid as fuck snd had to go lie down.
same weekend a scouse randomer came with some decjs and ayed animpromptu rave
Maybe I'm copper II or something but Duskblade on Luc or MF is legit top tier
lol sounds nuts :3
hey there yannus mcmannus
You don't rush it.
Usually it's the 3rd item after youmu and bc. Kinda like the cherry on the top.
ive played mf with that build, it's disgusting what it does to people
eat shit and die
is it different from 4
It's meta on Jhin for sure
i dont desrve this
I don't know about NYC but here they're weirdly proactive about hobos.
For the most part, they're not criminalizing them for being hobos but just trying to force them off the streets into shelters where they must undergo substance rehabilitation and job training.
idk I haven't had a problem with it yet
we deserve nothing
We also found a missing dog. 3 of the party went off for a wander for an hour. Suddenly one if them came running in "we've found a dog".
We all looked at each other
shit these pills are ace?
A second later this bloody border collie came bounding in. That eas it. It was pets galore for an hour. Their owners came by looking and we generously returned.
Our geordie contingent tried putting on their best posh accents mad women.
I was playing 4 just the other day and it's weirdly held up for an FPS.
I don't see as many as I used to. I think cops ignore them unless they start disturbing the public. Maybe there are people in vans that take them away to shelters or something
it pays for itself in the ad and ms, but its expensive and wasting the passive in lane phase feels crappy unless you're rolling the lane with hard cc on your supp
still a pretty game
still stupid fun
Yeah, I mostly just use DMRs and Carbines as a Sniper class.
Like it has the same heart and feel to it
But it's so much better holy fuck, this is terrifying
i used to love sniping in that game
glad you like it
That is a little better, I am partial to the gags though.
I'm just decent with the pistol so I mostly just motion traps to clear buildings, C4 traps for vehicles, and use a DMR for medium range, usually the M14.
Last I checked, I had like 2200 kills with it.
I might be drinking so that I can keep up tomorrow
preparation is such a great thing
When you watch clown porn IT comes
notice the word might
it's a mystery
you can never really know
fucking love that word
i like her
there you are
my pickem's hot over 36 points
so i got the more rare icon!
Leeg of lozers
nice job man
I didn't like the icons this year so I didn't do the picks
they are rare
and one time only, so i'm thankful i picked almost good this time.
wish we stayed longer at the fair
someone could've won me a teddy bear or something
you should pick your secondary so we can start
im just waiting on you right now...
to the dead!
candle lit vigil for harambe being organized in london
-_- fukken normies
Erin you'd like dis because there's an entire map where Brits murder sand niggers
It's getting so cold....
Thats what we do best. Kill other ethnic groups.
WE ARE NUMBER ONE