This game came out on the Commodore 64 in 1986. In it, you play out a person's entire life and control all of their decisions. You can get a job, a wife, a house, have kids, and die in your sleep… or you can get kidnapped, raped, and murdered as a child. The choice is yours!
I wonder what kind of life decisions the Holla Forums collective would make? First thing's first: Are we a boy or a girl?
Carson Edwards
Faggot
Blake Murphy
I don't think you can be gay in this game, actually.
Aiden Carter
then a girl
Elijah Gray
Of course Holla Forums would want to be the little girl. Alright then, do you want to bother with a quiz to determine your new personality, or should we just get on with it?
Carson Anderson
if I were playing myself I would say quiz, but thats at least 52 posts
Benjamin Ramirez
Fuck no
Charles Evans
Do the quiz, but only choose the 2nd option on every single one.
John Fisher
I'm just picking the first response, so this should go a little quicker. However, we'll have plenty of opportunities to flesh ourselves out in the future.
Alright, so be it. We start out with a pretentious quote (which we will see more of), and… our birth. They're really letting us make these decisions early. Are we coming out easy, difficult, or should we cook a little longer?
Tyler Robinson
Come out fighting
Gabriel Lopez
inb4 mom dies
Liam Jones
ready to kill
Matthew Peterson
We aren't having any of this shit, but we come out regardless. Some stuff happens and we arrive at the main portion of the game - this weird flowchart thing. Each icon represents a different kind of situation: the faces are social situations, hearts are emotional situations, brains are intellectual, and the family is… for family. I'll be starting from the top and work my way down in chronological order, but which of the 4 types should I do first?
Carson Parker
the heart
Asher Ramirez
Oh, I almost forgot, let's check ourselves out. If you haven't been reading so far, we're playing as a white suburban girl. What's the worst that could happen?
Alright, we're just kind of hanging around as a baby. What should we do?
Jason Flores
look around restlessly
Samuel Fisher
You're right, we're alive and we shouldn't be sitting around doing nothing! What should we do?
Owen Flores
Look around, we're not a crack baby.
Kevin King
summon them with the power of my voice
Brody Jenkins
A composed young lady, aren't we? Hey… what the fuck is that blurry thing?
Landon Rogers
Keep looking
Angel Bennett
Im interested. Keep looking.
Daniel Long
Keep looking
Christian Hughes
Oh shit! That's our hand! Odd that we know what inches are, but we just discovered hands. Oh well. Our next adventure awaits!
Easton Ross
Another heart
Sebastian Bell
Emotional development is important at a young age. It looks like we're hanging out in the living room. The life of a baby isn't that exciting from the outside looking in.
Xavier Morgan
o shape happy
Evan Barnes
Mad Cry This is now an autism simulator
Jordan Martin
Mad and cey
Jack Wilson
*cry I expect this girl to end up as a mass murderer
Easton Ortiz
This is fun! One day we can put this experience to sucking a mean dick. But what's this? Does someone interrupt?
Michael Torres
move your face back and forth
Aiden James
turn towards them
Chase Rivera
Don't you have to buy the full version online for $5? The whole thing used to be free years ago but now you must pay dollarydoos.
Jacob Barnes
Look at that! We're fucking adorable. Aww. Which one should we do now?
Yeah, it looks like it became paid within the last year or so. I was really bummed when I found out - even the free version makes you wait after every stage of life before you can progress.
Benjamin Martinez
a yellow square, first or second
Henry Cox
Get out hipster faggot.
Camden Brown
THIS LADY'S TRYING TO FEED US A BOTTLE OF CUM!
Daniel Reed
I remember there was a flash version on Newgrounds a while back, but I can't find it now.
John Cook
REEEEEEEEEEEEEE
James Fisher
Happy and coo
Blake Flores
happy coo
Brandon James
Nothing gets your mother's attention quite like screaming autistically.
Ethan Rogers
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Asher Campbell
Keep crying
Jose Sanchez
We're a little asshole, aren't we?
Jordan Myers
brain 1
Aiden Barnes
Choose the family
Aaron Jenkins
Let's not also be an autist AND a brainlet.
Leo Ross
Alright, let's see if our developing brains can figure out just what the fuck this thing is.
Christopher Morales
Determined grasp
Jordan Bailey
determined grasp
Cameron Morris
It's babby's first dildo.
Aaron Bailey
With determination, we grab… a rattle. Good job, we got smarter somehow! What do we do with it, though?
David Peterson
SHAKE SHAKE
Jack Rodriguez
Drool on it
Jayden Perez
yell
Joseph Hernandez
drool
Cameron Turner
Drool
Aaron Ward
Man, I wish I was this easily pleased. How shall we progress?
Zachary Torres
Heart
Benjamin Morgan
heart
Angel Phillips
Alright, we just woke up from a nap and mom wants to hold us! We'll let her, right?
Dylan Ortiz
happy smile
Lincoln Rodriguez
sleepy do nothing
Joshua Martin
We like mom, and she likes the attention. Everybody wins! What's she doing with our faces, though?
Mason Scott
How does that even work here?
Connor Thomas
Be still
Joshua Smith
The game won't allow you to make certain choices, and that's one of them. It's a shame, because I think some of the ones they disallow can make sense, but you can't win 'em all.
Oh boy, ain't that the truth.
Chase Campbell
social
Joshua Davis
It looks like our neighbor's come over to visit and they're getting awfully handsy about it.
Ryder Walker
passive drool
Ian Sanchez
Angry cry
Zachary Gray
ANGER
BITCH INSULTED MY NOSE
Hudson Thomas
angry, drool
Andrew James
Our load has been secretly prepared, ready to fire.
Kayden Howard
bombs away
Jeremiah Baker
FIRE ALL CYLINDERS
Parker Myers
Drool on the neighbor, of course
Ryan Nguyen
drool on the bitch
Isaiah Howard
Fuck that bitch, she had it coming anyway. That'll teach her to mess with babies.
Julian Jackson
incoming brain
Dylan Bell
family
Nathaniel Cooper
We're in our crib when we hear that people are talking… but not to us?! Is that a problem?
Carter Ross
sad sleep
Luis Bailey
Happy sleep.
Oliver Martinez
sleep sad
Carson Wood
sleepy sad
Joshua Reyes
We go to sleep, but we aren't happy about it. I guess that's what growing up is about. But when we wake up, there's still nobody around!
Evan Wilson
noises
Levi Lee
Make autistic noises
Kayden Martinez
We gurgle a bit and make some baby noises and mom knows we're awake!
James Clark
continue to make tard noises
Landon Bailey
REEEEE
Josiah Reed
More noises
Sebastian Flores
Continue with autism
Jack Jackson
This is like Real Lives only more entertaining. Shame I have to fuck off for now.
Michael Perry
Hey, wait… did you know that when you make noises, other people look at you? This will be a revelation that carries us through the rest of our lives.
Justin Kelly
MAAAMAAAAAAAAA REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Jackson Thompson
Keep going with the sounds
Anthony Williams
continue on with the 'tism
Jackson Diaz
This is really leading you too hard into "first words."
Ryder Jenkins
Can we pretend it's Vivian?
Isaiah Reed
No.
Andrew Price
Honestly, this is pretty normal. Wouldn't it be more autistic to sit there quietly and not interact with anything ever? Oh well, on with the show. A new icon has shown up - "physical".
Josiah Young
Well, the way it is going, it may very well be Vivian. It is a white girl living in suburbia, after all. LETS DO IT!
Ryan Hall
Choose physical
Jacob Garcia
Physical
Andrew Ramirez
family
Colton Martinez
Well gee, we're just jumping right into it, aren't we? Oh boy, I remember this one.
Robert Jenkins
Adventure pantry
Jose Sanders
adventures in the cuppboard
Jace Ward
adventurous, fridge
Jason Kelly
We're going to get killed by a falling can of beans, aren't we?
Luke Baker
smh
Chase Sullivan
It looks like there's some sweet-smelling brown liquid on the floor of the pantry. There's a bunch of other stuff too.
Jeremiah Gutierrez
I hope we can drink whatever is under the sink.
John Garcia
Let's not die just yet
Jason Allen
We get to drink some bleach
Take it
Ian Long
Taste
Juan Harris
eat it
Asher Campbell
Good call - everyone else is trying to kill us, it looks like. Here's our stats so far. Where to now?
Christopher Lewis
...
Aiden Cooper
family
Hudson Nguyen
This must be corrected
Brayden King
Are we aiming to be the tomboy childhood friend or Jackie the ripper?
Dominic Flores
That's why we needed to drink the liquid.
Ethan Gray
Great, now we get to go see the aunt. Wonderful.
Adrian Myers
Angry limp
Henry Rodriguez
...
Kevin Edwards
angry resist
Luis Harris
Playful resist.
Jack Rogers
We aren't going to let these fascists tell us what to do just because they're our parents! In an act of defiance, we refuse to allow ourselves to be bound by the yoke of "clothing"! Then grandma comes over to help.
Jacob Evans
Cooperate for nana.
Ayden Stewart
Fuck you grandma
Kevin Sanders
let the old cunt have it.
Charles Richardson
Good job, you made mom feel like shit. Where to now?
Sebastian Thomas
Coop, mom will hate it more.
Benjamin Barnes
brain? why not.
Ayden Green
heart
Robert Rogers
brain, let's make us more retarded
Leo Martin
Hey, we found mom's pocketbook! Are we a jewish baby?
Kayden Hughes
Devilish, break that shit.
Joseph Hughes
Devilish, empty it
Angel Taylor
devilish
Brayden Fisher
Inq and empty.
Benjamin Jackson
We are given the option to back down.
Grayson Cooper
I don't foresee a good parental relationship in our future.
William Jenkins
DO IT
Carson Scott
no, fuck that bitch
Nolan Perry
dont pussy out now, finish the job
Jose Wood
fuck no
Austin Hall
It's kinda like a traffic accident. You feel bad about it, but you can't stop looking, either.
Isaiah Perry
FUCK NO
Jaxon Fisher
do it faggot
Luke Richardson
It's a video game faggot.
Joshua Bell
I hope we manage to bully the mother into taking antipsychotics and turn the dad into an alcoholic.
Easton Lee
We dump out all of mom's shit, and on top of that we start playing with her makeup. That's what you get for leaving your stuff where a baby can reach it, you dumb bitch.
Elijah Clark
heart
Xavier Richardson
I thought this was Holla Forums playing 'fuck you mom, you don't understand'.
Christopher Edwards
brain
Angel Gomez
Game?
Landon Barnes
I'd rather not turn into a stripper.
Alexander Reed
B-Bane?
Joseph Flores
social
Adam Garcia
I feel far worse things are in store
Jaxson Flores
ANGER HIT HIM
Alexander Rivera
stripper is too good of a life, let's turn into a crackwhore. That is if we can make it to 16.
Gabriel Gomez
calm, do nothing fear is the mind killer
Christian Moore
Anger hit
Cameron Brown
Anger man in face. Self defence.
Carter Jones
BASH THE JEW ON THE NOSE SO OUR BABY CAN BE FREE
Noah Sanders
Calm hit.
Liam Cox
Schlomo's come to visit? Calmly scream
Noah Carter
anger, break the Jew nose
Justin Williams
Hit the kike, we aren't going to be fucked so early in life
Oliver Cooper
Punch him before he bites off your foreskin!
Thomas Thompson
We bop that motherfucker right in his face. We're a tough womyn who don't take shit from no man, especially no kike man.
Chase Wright
...
Luke Moore
brain
Jack Scott
it's called the clitoral hood. Never trust a kike.
Adrian Ward
I somehow doubt the parents would have saved us from the kike
Henry Fisher
It's a feminine penis. Doctor Goldberg diagnosed us with Gender Dysphoria and prescribed estrogen.
Caleb Gray
Aren't we just little miss graceful? Are we going to try walking?
Nathan Kelly
Daring steps
David Foster
Daring lets go off
Jace Gutierrez
ABORT WE'RE GONNA BUST OUR ASS
Logan Sanders
Daring, let go
Gabriel Moore
climb that shit
Kayden Price
We… bust our ass. Good thing we're in a playpen.
Bentley Wright
no
Luis Ortiz
no
Henry Jones
NO
Hunter Nguyen
let's be stubborn
Bentley Sanders
keep smashing our head on the fuckin floor
Cameron Long
Yes
Jeremiah Torres
We're in a playpen you pussies, what are you afraid of? Oh well, what now?
Thomas Cox
heart
James Phillips
Social
Carter Gutierrez
pEOPLE
Nicholas Smith
Family
Joseph Carter
Heart and if I am an IBM executive, why should I care if I am loaded with cash?
Austin Brown
We're sitting around eating our autism snax when we realize we're stuck in a high chair. What do we do?
Samuel Murphy
Anger escape from high chair!
Connor White
Escape
Andrew Howard
Curious escape
Jose Gray
Curious spoon.
Jason Smith
escape
James Thomas
mission: escape
Justin Price
angry escape
Robert Roberts
anger, fuck peas. take drink
Jason Turner
Man, we were trying to play video games and she just took us to go eat! This is bullshit.
Thomas Taylor
Keep going
Camden Diaz
Run away!
Chase Garcia
cry
Luke Miller
Cry
Charles Cooper
crawl away
Andrew Robinson
Stiff upper lip. Crawl
Isaiah Collins
crawl
Juan Roberts
at this rate this girl's going to be one fucked up kinky bitch when shes a teen
Brody Harris
We make a break for it when a leg gets in our way!
Ryan Butler
STOP RIGHT THERE, WE'RE GOING TO GET RUN OVER IN THE STREET.
Caleb White
DORIFTO OUT OF THE WAY
Chase Evans
dodge
Elijah Clark
submit tbh
Joshua Flores
...
Brody Jenkins
Third option RULES OF NATURE
David Morgan
Dodge!
Christian Smith
dodge
Levi Watson
Checked and kek'd
David Russell
Unfortunately, we are not faster than an adult… yet. We're back in the high chair again.
Ethan Wright
...
Blake Garcia
Drink milk so we grow stronk
Henry Barnes
gib milkies
Samuel Hughes
Drink the milk, our bones must become strong
Joshua Morris
spoon, since dumping the milk on the ground is not an option
Jason Peterson
milk
Zachary Ward
We're never going to have big American cowtits unless we drink our specially-estrogen treated milk! Bones, who gives a shit about those? Meanwhile, here's our stats. I'll try and post them every 100 or so posts to keep everyone updated.
Blake Watson
hey asshole, stop trying to sabotage our baby
Zachary Nelson
M I L K I E S
Luke Powell
Social or family. you pick.
Austin Bennett
Social
Parker Morris
Alright, family it is. Dad says it's bedtime. What do we say?
Luke Nelson
Family
Brody Turner
cranky don't go to bed
Kayden Richardson
Tired, ignore
Lincoln Barnes
Hang on wait how old are we now
Ryder Butler
Tiredly ignore the request
William Green
We don't wanna have daddy issues and become a coalburner. Listen to father. Tired ask to stay up
Kayden Scott
Why can't we just go the fuck to bed?
Jacob Martin
tired say
Oliver Johnson
Wait, how old are we at this moment?
Landon Collins
This oppressive MAN just put his hands on us and carried us off! What the fuck is his problem?
Probably like 3 or 4? Like I said, the farther we go down the flowchart, the later the events take place in our lives.
Logan Green
3?
Tyler Howard
OK
Leo Davis
ok
Lincoln Robinson
Guess we should be two years maybe? Can't imagine we're that eloquent. I'm not after all
Aaron Clark
say ok, get some good girl points for daddy's cummies.
Jacob Foster
ah.
"ok", dad seems cool.
Colton Scott
ok
John Wright
We love you too, dad.
Mason Perry
Heart
Joshua Walker
social
Jason Bennett
the heart
Jack Martin
social
Jayden Campbell
When was the last time someone said that to me…
William Sullivan
We have a favorite toy. It's getting old and we treat it like shit, so mom wants to get us a new one. One day, we can't find it anywhere. What do we do?
Thomas Morales
Unless your dad is hank hill calling your own dad would probably suffice. He and your mother miss you.
Leo Williams
panic and ask for info
Julian Clark
suspiscious seek info
Jaxon Hill
suspicious seek info
Isaiah Anderson
Suspicious and seek information, it's possible our mother has broken the NAP.
Michael Young
THAT BITCH
Benjamin Thomas
In before OP fucks up and picks the serial killer victim card in childhood.
Sebastian Foster
Suspicious, seek information.
I suspect the jews in this.
Colton White
Panicky information seeker. The jews did this, I know it.
Noah Jones
One does not simply break the NAP with a toddler. Or else.
John Scott
We flip our shit and go around asking everyone where it is. Mom's looking awfully guilty…
Jeremiah Brown
THE KIKES TOOK OUR RABBIT
Jose Torres
Keep calm and show that bitch she's been raising a serial killer
Landon Murphy
Hysteria only option
Brody Baker
Schlomo maniputaed the bitch into killing our rabbit!
Christian Reyes
H Y S T E R I C AL
Matthew Cruz
calm
Juan Jackson
Hysterical
Jayden Gray
NAP BROKEN ENGAGE TEMPER TANTRUM
Nicholas Carter
WHERE IS MY WEASLY MAHMEE
Xavier Ortiz
Become hysterical.
Grayson Morgan
Don't bring me into this, I'm merely the avatar for Holla Forums's choices. I have no will of my own. Unless someone, you know, asks.
You're no fun! Look at what you've done, now our own mother is lying to our face after stealing our toy!
Brody Perez
We must overreact immediately.
Eli Anderson
fuck that BITCH.
Thomas Cooper
NEVER BE SATISFIED
Connor Long
NOT SATISFIED
Aiden Reyes
See
Camden Williams
Mother fucker quit picking the sane option
James Myers
We're not taking that bullshit.
Isaac Jones
AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Asher Wilson
NOT SATISFIED
William Davis
I guess be satisfied. Although being a woman we should've flipped a tit.
Grayson Cox
not satisfied
Jacob Lopez
ONLY BLOOD CAN SATISFY US NOW
Noah Miller
Good job, guys, you salvaged that pretty well.
Adam Brown
and the emotional scaring begins
Christopher Cook
Heart
Christopher Parker
the yellow one
Dominic Richardson
Mom thinks we're an alcoholic and tells us we need to stop drinking from the bottle. How do we feel about that?
Easton Edwards
angry, give it up
Jayden Torres
angry but giving up the bottle
Adam Reyes
seconding this
Joseph Lee
Angerly refuse!
The bottle is my life now
Nathaniel Johnson
Angry but give up the bottle
Eli Perez
We must accept progress, in great anger
Lincoln Rogers
ANGRY REFUSAL, FUCK THAT WHORE SHE KILLED WEASLY
Thomas Smith
Angry resist
Sebastian Flores
Try again.
How do we tell mom to fuck off?
Levi Kelly
Throw bottle
Elijah Evans
So we are playing a dwarf?
Logan Bennett
THROW THAT FUCKER KILL THE BITCH
Ayden Hernandez
throw bottle.
Levi Hughes
Fold arms and say no. Bottle is still needed.
Michael Bell
Cry in anger.
Chase Perez
Throw that shit.
Jason Walker
Throw it, the rabbit must be avenged with blood.
Asher Long
We chuck it at her and get our asses smacked for our trouble. What now?
Brody Parker
...
Christopher Gutierrez
[glass her]
Isaiah Brooks
Suck our thumb
Cameron Peterson
Learn to leave without it.
Wyatt Bailey
Let go
Leo Taylor
Rest in piece bottle
Grayson Jenkins
live*
Oliver Martinez
Let go.
Aaron Jones
Suck thumb, we need to get used to having fleshy appendages in our mouth.
Lincoln Edwards
How the fuck do you get warts from sucking your thumb? Oh well, whatever. Stat check!
Henry Moore
the brain one
Jaxon Harris
Yellow
Nathaniel Jenkins
What is this odd thing we're touching this time?
Dominic Green
yellow
Lincoln James
the two bacon rashers
Oliver Parker
Man, sucking our thumb better be training us to suck real good dick.
Aaron Rogers
confused, ignore
Brody Ross
It must be shekels. KEEP TOUCHING
Nathan Young
I just noticed a baby has more money than I do in real life…
Nolan Rivera
passive and keep touching
Adam Carter
Curious and touch
Ian Parker
Confused, keep touching.
Christopher Campbell
In 1986 money no less
Jaxon Rogers
To be fair, this is money that your family's holding onto in your name. But it's also 80's money, so it's like $3200 now.
You wonder what it is, but maybe it's not that big a deal. Are you sure you don't care?
Zachary Hernandez
Well,i was looking for a way to depress myself,that worked a bit.
Xavier Bell
So when do we meet grandpa?
Jose Jenkins
let us find out whatever the fuck this is
Brandon Hill
insist on NO
Levi Jones
Yeah, alright then, you guilted me.
Jayden Cook
Spoiler that shit nigga.
David Scott
Yes
John Morales
What the fuck is this? It looks like some kind of portal to a place where there are other babies! Who the fuck is that?
James Turner
Whoops
Ian Ward
we've found an oblivion gate, so it must be someone else.
Nathan Lopez
you
Lucas Bailey
Punch that stranger!
Stranger danger!
Jordan Ortiz
Someone else
Logan Lopez
It can be nobody else but us. We need to scream at it.
Gabriel Wood
das me
Christian Smith
wew, a mirror.
Christopher Hughes
Dremora aren't this fleshy. I guess it must be us. Are we pretty? Would we fuck ourselves? I'd fuck ourselves.
Charles Martin
Could be a TV.
Owen Lopez
hang on aren't we like 5 now, how have we not seen a mirror before?
Nathan Ortiz
no
Jose Johnson
no
Charles Parker
Who pronounces beautiful like that without sounding molesty
Bentley Williams
we are our own waifu, for now.
Jace Torres
yes, we are the best angry baby
James Collins
UNWARRANTED SELF HATRED
Jayden Lewis
Damn right, we're sexy as fuck
Isaiah Garcia
Great, we're taking our first steps towards a dependence on the jewish beauty market to satisfy our own self-esteem issues caused by the fashion industry.
Lucas Torres
Paedo detected.
Levi Johnson
family
Daniel Watson
That is not true,there are some ugly babies.
Jackson Collins
It looks like mom wants us to do chores while Suzy Fantastik is on. Are we a Holla Forums girl or do we not care about western shit?
Levi Richardson
Passive ignore?
Hudson Bell
The fuck kind of baby can do chores?
Logan Bell
We a helpful good girl.
Charles Nelson
PASSIVE IGNORE
Gabriel Torres
we will be weebs. Passive and listen to mom.
Cooper Gonzalez
Tell her to do own work, lazy bitch, trying to watch my shows here.
Parker Powell
Ah, she's sure to not ask us again if we don't answer her. Good idea!
We're like, 6 or 7 now.
Brody Evans
We're not a baby anymore, we're around 3-4 years old at this point.
Owen Hughes
yes
Easton Russell
Not unless she cuts the power cord like my mom did.
Jacob Roberts
Oh shit Star vs
Adrian Mitchell
yes. We are probably watching a 4kids version of a magical girl show.
Liam Campbell
Uh… I think mom's turning us into a slut or something. Great, we're already being trained.
It was the 80's, think more like Jem or something.
Christian Mitchell
Fine, but I swear if Suzy loses her battle because I wasn't there to support her, I am blaming mom forever.
Alexander White
Oh shit, I forgot an image, whoops.
Daniel Martin
Better than being addicted to talmudvision tripsman. Go with the brain one again
Oliver Johnson
do one we left behind
Evan Garcia
let's counter the slut training with brains
Henry Baker
IT'S A FUCKING FURRY YOU GUYS HOLY SHIT
Andrew Gomez
frightened and point at the furfag. Shame it.
Justin Evans
What the fuck,we walked into a furcon
Luis Young
WHY IS HE TOUCHING US AND WHY IS HIS NOSE COLD?
Jonathan Peterson
CRY
Jacob Gomez
push it off
Jaxon Cook
There is only one option, why is it not one here?
Jaxson Cruz
Cry. We cannot beat the furfag in our state.
Landon Morales
GRAB HIS HEAD
Xavier Richardson
He seems trustworthy, grab him.
Aiden Taylor
NO MEANS NO
Matthew Wood
Cry, if the nose is cold it's not a fursuit
Charles Reed
WAAAAAAAAHHHHH Why is mom making us touch the furry man?
Jaxson Howard
Oh shit we feral now
Chase Harris
pet
Jeremiah Hughes
Pet the man
Bentley Smith
Pet him so he'll let us suck him off later in life
Ian Phillips
Get out of there! Can't be getting yiffed now!
Andrew Cox
ANNIHILATE THE FURRY
Alexander Myers
pet the man. Maybe he'll go away if we comply to his demands.
Cooper Robinson
^this
Aiden Nelson
Are you implying we're going to suck dog dick or something?
Cooper Clark
TAKE THE KNOT
Joseph Russell
all the hearts
Colton Kelly
Just fucking kill him
Angel King
Social
Owen Parker
...
Evan Morales
the heart
Levi Morris
yes
Josiah Hernandez
How have we never seen a doggo before? Do we live in a cube?
Kevin Brown
We find… a shekel. What do we do?
William Foster
hoard
Gabriel Flores
DISHONEST TAKE THE SHEKEL
Sebastian Jenkins
honest and leave it alone. We are not jews.
Zachary Wilson
...
Ryan Price
take it
Ryder Gutierrez
Honestly take it, besides, we already have $1500 saved for us by our parents. Just making an early withdrawal.
Brayden Rodriguez
Don't take the shekel, schlomo will try to charge you interest if you steal it.
Jace Hernandez
I guess we are jews. But I mean, it's not like we really know we're doing anything wrong, right?
Bentley Jackson
Listen you gotta fucking take it whenever you can get it.
Carson Mitchell
HONESTY
Aiden Hernandez
Nothing, I said nothing!
Hudson Baker
display
Kayden Ross
Show her
Hunter Barnes
hold quarter
Lucas Cooper
THIS
Gabriel Hall
Show her the proud product of our shekel-grabbing.
Chase Ortiz
You're such a boor, user.
Connor Cruz
yellow
Jayden Bailey
Social
Jayden Bailey
THE LAST HEART
Henry Howard
Dad takes us to the park, where we come face to face with… another baby. An interloper on our domain! What do we do with them?
Jordan Phillips
That's a weird reaction, when I did that exact combination on my end the reaction of the parent was confusion, not being hugged.
Robert Collins
RULES OF NATURE
Brody Gomez
curius finger
Jordan Perez
Finger the fucker.
Connor Perez
You said we're 7,how the fuck are we still a baby.
Liam Ramirez
Agressive, poke the fucker
Blake Cook
AGGRO FINGER
Samuel Murphy
Sometimes the results are different.
Cameron King
Finger their face, show dominance!
Cameron Evans
Curious and SHINING FINGER it
David Kelly
It's probably based on your stats or previous interactions with your parents.
Jose James
AND THEY RUN WHEN THE SUN COMES UP
John Torres
AGAIN
Jace Ward
...
Luke Mitchell
mercy
Nolan Torres
Kill him
Angel Green
Absolutely merciless.
Noah Campbell
do it again, show the bitch its place
Julian Reed
Well, if there's no sympathy, just keep hitting him
Juan Flores
NO CHOICE OUT OF THERE ONLY THE STRONG SURVIVE
Cameron Peterson
YES, YES, HOROSHO! AGAIN!
Mason Young
REK THAT BABY
Carson Cox
WITH THEIR LIVES ON THE LINE ALIIIIIIIIIIVE!
Thomas Murphy
top yellow
Xavier Watson
Green
Carson Morris
physical
Nicholas Barnes
the green one Also we need a played expected got with this where we have little girl raiden
Ian Jones
Now i feel bad.
Gavin Reyes
Look at that, we apparently have a friend, and we're over at her house.
Noah Lee
green. Also we might have become a sadist.
Justin Hughes
Artistically on paper
Kevin Moore
dont
impulsive paper
Brody Russell
Draw on the paper
Wyatt Baker
Artistically on paper.
David King
Aren't we prim and proper. What do we do with our masterpiece?
Josiah Wilson
Our Mom
Jackson Ross
our mom, other moms are gay
Brandon Green
There needs to be a more aggressive option, we can't be having a friend like that. There's no such thing as a good Missy.
Aiden Turner
Missy's mom is a whore
Nicholas Nguyen
our mom
Michael Robinson
Artistically in general
Andrew Campbell
our mom
Robert Rodriguez
There's no place like home, isn't that sentimental?
Yeah, you're right tbh, I've never met a Missy who didn't love to stir shit.
Zachary Nguyen
Should have given it to Missy's mom so she can constantly compare her to us and ruin her self-esteem.
Caleb Hill
top yellow
Leo Ortiz
green
Julian Scott
So uh, we're at the mall when this woman with big tits stands near us. Do we want to talk to her? Why is this even noted, we're like, a 6 year old girl?
Anthony Rivera
Didn't say we put our name on it. Bet Missy would've pretended it was hers.
Noah Clark
grab titty
Jacob Turner
ask her how she got such phat tiddies
Liam Powell
Tell her she has big boobies.
Caleb James
curious ask questions
Kayden Diaz
We need info, is the answer milk? I bet it's milk. Mom, can we get some milk on the way home?
Tyler Thompson
INQUISITITTIES
Charles Miller
What the fuck are these options?!
Logan Walker
Mommy said daddy option
Carson Howard
fuck dog
Brayden Perry
Train thievery skill.
Matthew Moore
...
Brody Moore
Ask about the doggie. The yiffing has left us traumatized.
Xavier Taylor
Husband seems the most personal question. Ask if she's a slut.
Andrew Gray
thick skull
Grayson Nguyen
What the fuck, mom hit us for saying that! … but we can keep talking to her anyway.
Leo Johnson
Husband, it could lead to tuddies.
Gabriel Scott
Ask it again
Julian Williams
husband option
Angel Parker
yiff yiff
Hunter Barnes
Damn, she does! Ain't that some shit.
Austin Flores
top yellow
Blake Nguyen
skeltal
Lincoln White
green
Ethan Lee
Some bitch in the sandbox took our toy!
Isaac Price
kill
Jackson Martin
Angry back.
Elijah Moore
The weak should fear the strong. Angry Grab it Back.
Isaiah Wood
ANGRY GRAB
Logan Fisher
Destroy.
Mason Collins
This girl's got retard strength or something, she ain't giving it up!
Benjamin Taylor
People have to learn not to mess with us, angry grab
Jose Price
Bite
Brandon Rogers
bite that ho
Robert Thomas
RIP AND TEAR
Kevin Kelly
BITE
Chase Sanders
Bite
Jayden Moore
Suck her fingers. Or bite, fine, jeeze…
Matthew Bell
OW What the fuck, she's still too strong for us! It looks like we learned to fear the strong today.
Adam Jones
Total war is the only option.
Zachary Sanders
heart
Joseph Stewart
green
Parker Phillips
green
Carson Cook
green is physical, right? We need to train in order to get our revenge
Jacob Jenkins
She'll pay for her transgressions later.
Colton Cruz
...
Gabriel Scott
What the fug, is this Dwarf Fortress now?
Thomas Perry
Hey, our fish Gabriella is missing. What's up with that and why am I getting deja vu?
Jason Walker
Quick,find him.
Parker Hall
...
Lucas King
Who cares? It's a fish. Fish are dumb.
Juan Hernandez
unaffected search
Brody Torres
Confused, Look for Gabriella I swear to god, if that hag also took our goldfish…
Xavier Harris
Don't be sexist,it's a trans fish.
Adrian Young
confused look for fish
Joseph Lopez
I guess you're right. If we don't show our feelings, then they can't hurt us, right? This is it, the final stretch. The game will boot us to the next stage before we can finish all of them, though.
Nathaniel Sanchez
skeleton
Camden Rivera
one last heart
Lincoln Thompson
physical
Lucas Diaz
I think we should focus physical and family
Camden Jenkins
So we're at our friend's house when their mom's shitty cooking makes us sick. Splendid. What are we going to do?
Ethan Powell
puke
Leo Mitchell
to the bathroom
Grayson Collins
call mom
Isaac Flores
Find bathroom, we can't show weakness.
William King
Projectile vomit.
Samuel Wright
...
Daniel Hernandez
Splendid. We barf all over our plate and end our infancy. Good job guys, time to see how we did.
Michael Brown
...
Blake Brooks
Overall, it seems like we're fairly well adjusted.
Kayden Hall
We have had our childhood stolen from us.
Nicholas Robinson
R I G G E D
Brayden Peterson
You know, except for that whole beating the piss out of people thing. We may need to work on that. Jeez, why put it like that…
Carter Johnson
The weak must fear the strong. Nothing to work on.
Kayden Ramirez
That brings an end to our infancy! Since I didn't buy this shit, that means I need to wait before we can move on. Since this part's wrapped up, I'm going to go make some coffee then come back and we'll move onto adolesence. I'll probably make a new thread for that because my autism won't allow me to start a new thread in the middle of our development. brb fags
Gabriel Johnson
so when do we get to grab fleshy objects?
Zachary Wilson
Plenty of time until we meet truck-kun during adolescence.
Joseph Turner
Lewd
Ryan Gonzalez
There's still grade school before we hop into adolescence.
Lucas Hernandez
makes sure to link the new thread
Julian Foster
Entertaining thread so far OP. Appreciate it.
Anthony Martinez
Are you the 8chanmania fag?
Leo Gray
I miss threads like these. Last one I remember partaking in we made a robot out of wood and then went on a nuke spree after it got destroyed.
Owen Johnson
...
Ian Morgan
They were running the battle royale during this but with the power of autism who can say.
Robert Nguyen
Nah, just some fag who's done this before. It's been year since I've done this though, I forgot how much fun it is.
Jack Davis
People like you make Holla Forums worth visiting.
Ryder Gomez
Well shit, thanks, man. I've actually been meaning to do this for a month and kept forgetting, I had the feeling this would be a fun ride.
NEW THREAD
David Cooper
inb4 deleted
Christopher Rogers
This is shit
Zachary Cruz
Nice going OP you fucking dumbass, the Mods actually enforce the rules on this board when a thread is reported.
Kayden Collins
Alright, so what happened? I went looking for the second thread just a little bit ago and it's completely gone. I stopped looking at the thread sometime last night after we burned our head.