Newt thread

Leo Baker
Leo Baker

newt thread with a suspicious lack of newts

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http://www.videolan.org/vlc/download-ios.html
Asher Cook
Asher Cook

hiya

Jonathan Morgan
Jonathan Morgan

hey, hows it hangin?

Caleb Hernandez
Caleb Hernandez

Super bored

Levi Nguyen
Levi Nguyen

I know this feel, ded thread does not help this feeling

Carter Brown
Carter Brown

watching chris hansen vids on youtube

William Allen
William Allen

Being an unproductive fuck feels like shit.

Hunter Anderson
Hunter Anderson

why do you look so wasted

Juan Stewart
Juan Stewart

the excuses on those asses

Jace Cook
Jace Cook

cause I am? pretty fuckin simple mate, also post tetten

Christian Perry
Christian Perry

it's very funny
there was one where a guy got caught twice
I've been laughing at his reaction all day but I can't find it

Leo Wood
Leo Wood

I just had a dream where my cousin gave me a fucktonne of legos for being the best person ever.

Adrian Baker
Adrian Baker

Ohayo

Jaxon Reyes
Jaxon Reyes

that's quite sad for him, maybe he should try people of age lol

can I give half a fucktonne for being really chill?

Matthew Sanders
Matthew Sanders

it was the very next day after he got caught too lol

Cooper Nelson
Cooper Nelson

hey bae, how u doin?

Matthew Hughes
Matthew Hughes

man I fucking miss playing with legos when I was a kid

I totally don't want to play with legos again as an almost 20 year old that would... uh...

Leo Howard
Leo Howard

A little birdie told me to invest in MannKind today.

Adam Morales
Adam Morales

Dice rollRolled 3 (1d3)

sleep
watch for the dip
more money into mannkind

Levi Anderson
Levi Anderson

Dice rollRolled 1 (1d2)

money into tesla too?
MANNKIND

Carson Hall
Carson Hall

Hulla, Ana~

Of legos? Sure.

as an almost 20 year old that would
That would what?

Joseph Morris
Joseph Morris

1year from now i'll be a bag holder living on the streets

Brayden Price
Brayden Price

I don't have legos.....

Parker Johnson
Parker Johnson

wish I had some money in the first place

Grayson Evans
Grayson Evans

Just woke up, it's like 2 PM and I wanted to head down to Tripoli today, kinda late now.
Probably gonna go down tomorrow then.
You?

Heyo Rin, what's up?

Don't do it Beepo, then you can't post here anymore.

Jaxson Sullivan
Jaxson Sullivan

Seriously though.
It was like, two boxes of 10k legos each.

It was a moment of like "This can't be real."
Then I woke up.

see

Adam Williams
Adam Williams

4:05 AM] Bebop: >stock bro gets online and tells me to pm somebody else
this guy says to put money on MannKind RIGHT NOW and to sit on it for the weekend
[4:05 AM] Bebop: >both log off after

super sus but god damn man he never tells me to talk to someone else or even gets on during the week

probably for the better tbh

gonna sleep now. i put a little chunk of money on it. watch it tank

Juan Lee
Juan Lee

How much is a fuckton?

Alexander Sullivan
Alexander Sullivan

Don't you hate where you have a "This can't be real." moment and it turns out it isn't?

Good luck!

It was, like, two boxes of 10k each.
Do they even make them that big?

Austin Gonzalez
Austin Gonzalez

sleep! but you just showed up so thought I'd say hey, I get lamer when tired

you shouldn't have questioned, you should've went into a deeper dream level text placeholder for inception sound effect

Blake White
Blake White

I haven't watched that.

Mason Fisher
Mason Fisher

Serious, though.
You can't tell me this isn't the best Final Fantasy Prelude to have been made.

Anthony Carter
Anthony Carter

at work
but you are thinking about rust

Sup. Was Holla Forums dead before?

Jace Gutierrez
Jace Gutierrez

FFXV is looking to be a pretty good game compared the shitshows 14 and the 13 series were

Nathaniel Nelson
Nathaniel Nelson

No Beepo!
Seeya later though. Hopefully it doesn't fuck up.

That's a lot of legos...
I have no idea, I never had legos.

Aw alright, you should head to sleep though, you said hi. You're running on low hours of sleep right?

Jacob Sanchez
Jacob Sanchez

It's funny because neither of those are bad.

14 was underwhelming after ARR, but it's not objectively bad anymore.

13, meanwhile, it just really really slow, and until you get halfway through the game it's really railroaded.

Which was intentionally done to hammer home the kind of world it is.

Largest I can find on the lego site is 790.
And it's, like, 40$.

I don't want to know where dreamCousin got that kind of dolla, but she could spread the wealth, y'know?

Sebastian Thomas
Sebastian Thomas

you should, if nothing else it's incredibly fun visuals also I'm off now have a good day adorarin

quite, for I am the dumb! enjoy your day bae

Angel Johnson
Angel Johnson

I guess 20k legos was kinda spreading the wealth considering it was a gift.

Dewa.
I'm porbs gonna shower soonly.

Cameron Gomez
Cameron Gomez

the setting doesn't excuse a fucking 20 hour hallway

Samuel Richardson
Samuel Richardson

Wait, Ana, I lied.
The largest on the lego store is the building basket, which is 1k pieces and !!!!80$.

Anthony Gonzalez
Anthony Gonzalez

fuck man I really want to start collecting legos

I truly am a manchild

Juan Collins
Juan Collins

It's only 20 hours if you're bad.

Xavier Butler
Xavier Butler

But was it spreading the wealth correctly?
I'd rather he just gave me 100 dollars.
I always played with the magnetix stuff as a kid anyway.

Bye spoils! Seeya!

Grayson Reed
Grayson Reed

it was a guess, i haven't played 13 since it came out

Ian Gutierrez
Ian Gutierrez

Why do you always lie to me?

Jayden Morgan
Jayden Morgan

The dosh is a more general gift.
It's the kinda like "I didn't know what to get you so here."

It's 9 shockingly short chapters.
Then you're on Gran Pulse, and the walls fall down.

Because you make such cute noises when I hurt you.
I wanted to see if emotional hurt was the same.

Bentley Fisher
Bentley Fisher

Would you want 2k legos though?
Also wew.

Owen Johnson
Owen Johnson

But you were probably bad, though.
The combat can be awkward to get a hand of, so I wouldn't fault it.

And while it tries, auto isn't infallible at overcoming unskilled playing.

N-no!? Do I look like a child to you!?

Yes, very much so.

David Reed
David Reed

🐍

Jeremiah Morgan
Jeremiah Morgan

Also, Fish.

You aren't old enough for legos until you turn 100.

Ethan Gray
Ethan Gray

too old for legos*

Angel Flores
Angel Flores

That lady looks so fucking done with the world.

Austin Smith
Austin Smith

Lego is for manchildren.

Hudson Jenkins
Hudson Jenkins

Nuh.
It's for people ages 4-99.

Kevin Thompson
Kevin Thompson

Perpetuating the myth that playing with toys is acceptable over the age of 13yo.

Shiggy.

Benjamin Edwards
Benjamin Edwards

nigga the combat is the simplest shit. build combo, execute. heal if needed.

the combat is shit

the "leveling" system is shit

the weapon upgrading is shit

the story is shit

the characters are shit

there's no chocobos

what exactly is it that you even liked

Colton Parker
Colton Parker

Kek, I always found them super boring, I'd rather have an actual toy for 160 dollars.
You had a lot as a kid?

I'd just fall down the stairs if I was her

Angel White
Angel White

can't sleep, what do

Jack Scott
Jack Scott

take sleeping pills

Elijah Robinson
Elijah Robinson

Such my dick

Owen Smith
Owen Smith

Tell me you love me.

Andrew Russell
Andrew Russell

cure my headache

Jack Campbell
Jack Campbell

fap

Lucas Butler
Lucas Butler

being autistic enough to think only kids are allowed to be creative
Besides, I'm a sitter.
My job is to play with kids.

That tells me you don't know how to play the combat right.

The levelling system has been done a thousand times before in a thousand other games and no one complained then.
Actually, it's similar to the system used in 10, which people loved. Go figure.

The weapon upgrading was generic, calling it shit more just shows you didn't understand it.

The story's actually pretty decent, if you're able to follow what's happening, and where.

The characters are pretty bad, but I've kind of grown attached to Vanille in a weird way.

There are Chocobos.

Well, if that's an option, then I'd probably go for that. Since 160 dollars is, like, 3 good blowjobs, and 1 good blowjob is like, 1 good game.
I never had many legos.
But I made shit at school all the fucking time.

Same. Life ain't worth living if you're too old to fun.

Nolan Cox
Nolan Cox

Love me, love me
say that you love me

Isaac Gutierrez
Isaac Gutierrez

there are chocobos but there's no chocobo riding, racing, or anything

if you sincerely hold these beliefs... well lets just drop the subject.

Evan Roberts
Evan Roberts

Stop, you are building them up for a life of disappointment.
They should be doing added curricula to enable them to get ahead later on in life.
After 13 play is redundant and uneconomical.

Jonathan Ramirez
Jonathan Ramirez

For the record, I don't actually like FFXIII.
It just isn't bad.

there are chocobos but there's no chocobo riding
Objectively false.

David Howard
David Howard

The Cardigans are pretty neato.

Matthew Jackson
Matthew Jackson

Shit.
I was just gonna go take a picture of me riding a chocobo somewhere without any physical barriers just to be a shitheal, but steam cloud deleted my data when I activated it.

I'm just going to kill myself now, I'm not playing 58 more hours.

Ryder Wright
Ryder Wright

FALSE ALARM PHEW
Disabling steam cloud for it saved the day.

Logan Gonzalez
Logan Gonzalez

Not surprised you know the prices of blowjobs c:

I think that lady is just letting society put her down. She should dye her hair pink and keep playing with legos.

Easton Sullivan
Easton Sullivan

IT'S A HALLWAY GUYS YOU CAN ONLY GO TO AND FROM ONE PLACE ON ONE ROUTE.

Only 'cause of a friend.

What's with you and society putting people down?

Parker Smith
Parker Smith

trudat fam

Caleb Ross
Caleb Ross

I mean, if you can't even ride a chocobo, you should just kill yourself as a FF game, really.

Oh, wait.

James Nelson
James Nelson

Combat's super easy so I should be able to kill this np.

Isaiah Martinez
Isaiah Martinez

I don't really have an opinion on those games but the map kinda looks like 3 hallways kek.

Only 'cause of a friend.
Sure c:

I want to fight the system and bring back Succubus rights, that's my life goal.

Daniel Peterson
Daniel Peterson

This works too.
My actual joke was to be to kill it with Death, but I wasn't controlling Vanille for that sweet 1% kill rate.

Xavier Murphy
Xavier Murphy

no has

no has

I love you

Drink water. Lots of it.

No fapping for a while

Ayden Wright
Ayden Wright

the map kinda looks like 3 hallways
???

That first one you're in a valley, it's just where I saved 'cos it's the closest save point to a waystone.

Succubus?
More like succubus.

Noah Walker
Noah Walker

Ngl disappoint

Mason Ward
Mason Ward

SUCC

Justin Roberts
Justin Roberts


You got anything to do tomorrow?

Yeah sorry I didn't open the other two because 3MB takes a while to load on my connection, the game looks really cool though.
That map looks pretty broad.

Aiden Anderson
Aiden Anderson

So, to end my stance on why people hate FFXIII.
It's not because it's linear, because in a 100 hour game, that's maybe 3-5 hours.
It's not because there's no chobocos.
It's not any of that shit.

It's because it's different and they're making excuses.

Which, like, fine, don't like it because it's different.
But at least call it what it is.

Frankly, it's not super worth playing.
I 58 hours enjoyed it, but I just found myself liking the characters' little quirks, and before I knew it I was in too deep.

If you have the money laying around and the spare hours, sure, but I wouldn't say to go out of your way for it.

When I get around to XIII-2 I'll let you know how that one is, supposedly it changed or "corrected" a lot of the stuff people actually had issues with.

(The earlier maps linearity.)

Xavier White
Xavier White

not liking what i like

Jaxon Barnes
Jaxon Barnes

sorry :x

do you mean today, friday? work

do you mean tomorrow, saturday?

also work

Landon Anderson
Landon Anderson

WHICH IS FUNNY BECAUSE PEOPLE CALL 13 TOO LINEAR WITHOUT PLAYING IT AND THEY HATED 12 FOR BEING TOO DYNAMIC.

That's not what my argument was.
My argument was "Your reasons for not liking it are bullshit."

Logan Stewart
Logan Stewart

it's all weaboo metrosexual garbage.

Jason Rodriguez
Jason Rodriguez

I'm not sure... To me, tomorrow is when you wake up.
So yeah, good luck at work, how many hours of sleep can you get if you go right now?

What I'm understanding is that it's not a terrible game, but it's not of the same quality of the others. Fans of the series like yourself would probably enjoy it more.
Either way probably not buying it, gonna save my money for Titanfall 2.

Joshua Carter
Joshua Carter

this tbh

Christopher Ross
Christopher Ross

Says the steam punk, bronte and Sherlock enthusiast

Brody Edwards
Brody Edwards

titanfall 2
SAVE YOUR MONEY FOR FINAL FANTASY XV
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Levi Smith
Levi Smith

how come?

Brandon Lewis
Brandon Lewis

None of those are weeaboo metrosexual garbage.
Just metrosexual garbage.

Colton Edwards
Colton Edwards

For the record, I like steampunk.

Jason Cooper
Jason Cooper

steam punk?

Joseph Hill
Joseph Hill

if I fell asleep right now...

not enough

it's more rewarding if you fap less often

my faps were becoming routine and not as fun

Nathaniel White
Nathaniel White

iktf

Joseph White
Joseph White

nou
I loved the shit out of the first game, played too fucking much of it and just had so much fun overall.
Then it got boring, was the same thing over and over.
Now with all the new stuff they're adding for 2, definitely gonna drop my life into that game. The concept of titans is just way too good.

Wyatt Wood
Wyatt Wood

Yes. You contrived asshat.

Dylan Fisher
Dylan Fisher

Sleeeeeeeeeep

Kevin Young
Kevin Young

I didn't play titanfall.
Which one was that and what system is the second for?

Jacob Williams
Jacob Williams

It's a shooter with lots of parkour and amazing animations. Titans give you big dick syndrome and are generally just amazing.
It was on one of the xboxes and one of the playstations, can't remember which.
And Origin on PC, which was kinda shit but I felt that game was worth my money tbh, I waited for a sale though.
The issue with the first one was that they only had 3 titans and the pilots were all the same except the weapons, even though the weapons were SOMEWHAT varied.
The other mistake they made was they tried to tell a story through multiplayer which you don't really get to pay attention to during combat. It was a very generic story too and the characters development was basically through the beginning animations and the little skype calls on the top right of the screen.
Really really great idea, executed really badly. I'm hoping Titanfall 2 will pull it off.

Isaiah Thompson
Isaiah Thompson

I wanna cum with power!
only the very best sensations!

:(

Henry Thomas
Henry Thomas

Nezi put dildo in pooper

Jayden Butler
Jayden Butler

Well, it seems interesting enough that I'd play it with someone.

But I don't have the money, so we'll see if you'll get a squad mate in the future, I guess.

Eli Thompson
Eli Thompson

so this is where this cutie has been hiding

Michael Robinson
Michael Robinson

Back off, she's my pet.

Josiah Taylor
Josiah Taylor

Is it on PC?

David Peterson
David Peterson

Website says Origin.

Samuel Bailey
Samuel Bailey

tfw youll never experience the joys of fapping for the first time again

Robert Taylor
Robert Taylor

No no, he takes priority, sorry.
Even if I end up playing alone I'm gonna have so much fucking fun.

Heyo

Yes
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uwy4N3yt69M

Mason Baker
Mason Baker

Oh, okay.
Your boytoy?

I mean, sure, but games are always more fun with friends!
The one thing I'm assuming FFXV won't give me ;~;

Dylan Torres
Dylan Torres

tfw you watch dirty casuls try and snipe each other 50 seconds before the auction ends, only to outsnipe them in the last 6 seconds

Xavier Harris
Xavier Harris

Why do they think this is a good idea

Austin Richardson
Austin Richardson

Its just a game.

Hunter Gonzalez
Hunter Gonzalez

sorry to say, i just got to him before anyone else did

scratch that i'm not really sorry

Daniel Smith
Daniel Smith

Ikr but at least pick something that gives you a chance

Ryan Wright
Ryan Wright

Yes, the best one too.
They definitely are, but in a game like this I'd rather be immersed. It's like an action movie and you're the protagonist.

Probably will make some friends buy the game though. But knowing EA, it's gonna be expensive.

Isaac Rogers
Isaac Rogers

too much effort for how tired i am

in the shower

Isaiah Walker
Isaiah Walker

Shamelessly shilling this game right now.

Jonathan Cook
Jonathan Cook

same reason we thought 6 mcree was a good idea

Thomas Fisher
Thomas Fisher

Cause we are dumb

Henry Carter
Henry Carter

shit, wrong board

Grayson Russell
Grayson Russell

wait fuck, no, right board

Leo Young
Leo Young

You are maybe

Christopher Watson
Christopher Watson

I can't wait for the day Subtoe completely, irrevocably breaks up with Desu.

Blake Harris
Blake Harris

What rin said

Adrian Butler
Adrian Butler

I have crippling depression

Leo Miller
Leo Miller

Well, I'm having a seizure right now.

Lincoln Walker
Lincoln Walker

go be tsuchi somewhere else

Kayden Williams
Kayden Williams

I've done a bad thing.
Mate was having a gig 20 miles away
Had an interview the day after
'Oh, I can just drink one drink'
Drank so much
From 8pm to 2am
Blacked out.
Woke up at 8am
'Fuck, interview'
Stank like a brewery
Got in on time
Got the fucking job despite being half cut and more batshit crazy than usual

... like... is this real life?
Did I die?

I remember the sickest burn I said to my friend too.

You go through cocks like I go through jobs

Gabriel Perez
Gabriel Perez

only trannies have crippling depression

Christopher Martin
Christopher Martin

saaaame

Matthew Gutierrez
Matthew Gutierrez

Sometimes I wish I could just cut the bullshit and get sectioned already.

Mason Powell
Mason Powell

Scoots is a tranny confirmed.

Nicholas Torres
Nicholas Torres

MORTAL DREAD

Aaron Gonzalez
Aaron Gonzalez

What about me, do I have crippling depression?

Jacob Price
Jacob Price

no

Ethan Brooks
Ethan Brooks

rinin20years.png

Robert Morgan
Robert Morgan

Am I safe from being tranny scum then?

Easton Bailey
Easton Bailey

no

all depressed are trannies but not all trannies are depressed

tranny scum

Anthony King
Anthony King

Just a daily reminder that tranny is one letter away from being tyranny.

Oh.
Well. Shit.

Wyatt Lee
Wyatt Lee

and one letter away from trannny

Brody Rodriguez
Brody Rodriguez

I for one accept the title of tyrant.

Daniel Ortiz
Daniel Ortiz

DICKTATOR PLS GO

Easton Morales
Easton Morales

Trannies are Tyrants are Trannnies?

No.

Eli Clark
Eli Clark

I am now a trally. Or a trainee

Jason Reed
Jason Reed

OH

so is it Tyrannosaurus rex because tyranny

Dylan Kelly
Dylan Kelly

If a potato is mean to the rest of the garden is he called a dicktater?

Gavin Stewart
Gavin Stewart

Tranny scum disgust me

Christian Edwards
Christian Edwards

Greek Tyrant and Lizard, and Latin King.

Gavin Parker
Gavin Parker

trannny scum digest me

Kevin Smith
Kevin Smith

I identify as a fucking idiot.

Jackson Wilson
Jackson Wilson

Trannnys pls /go/index.html
3ns not wanted.

Wyatt Fisher
Wyatt Fisher

Tranny is made up term for attention seeking

Jeremiah Diaz
Jeremiah Diaz

I identify as the king of tyrant lizards.

This is me in irl real life

Nathaniel Long
Nathaniel Long

god made trannies as a test

Luke Ross
Luke Ross

Is it just me or do Tyrannosauruses sound kind of like a freight train fucked an airliner?

Daniel Ramirez
Daniel Ramirez

No. being tranny is a choice. But got only seals in predestination.
Tranny is devil spawn.
Sent to deceive heterosexual, god fearing men.

Elijah Bennett
Elijah Bennett

Also test is a tranny

Nicholas Roberts
Nicholas Roberts

they sound like geese

Wyatt Mitchell
Wyatt Mitchell

T-rex evolved into geese
You heard it here first

Dominic Sanchez
Dominic Sanchez

I geese you have a point.

Cooper Hill
Cooper Hill

honk honk honk sssssssssssssssssss

Gabriel Allen
Gabriel Allen

Geese-eye youknow is best yandere

Jose Lopez
Jose Lopez

Remember that I look better than you in girl's clothes and can drink a week's wage in a day.

Get on my level.
Still not as unhinged as you though, Erin. ._.'

Liam Anderson
Liam Anderson

Honk.

Honk.

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

sss

Honk.

Josiah Powell
Josiah Powell

Remember that I look better than you in girl's clothes
[Citation Needed]

Aaron Jones
Aaron Jones

i can sit on the sofa and shitpost

get on my level

Leo Butler
Leo Butler

Remember in 2012 when "call me dave" cameron went to Liverpool he saw scanner and declared britain broken and then bet the uk economy at the Casino Royale Burger joint

Elijah Lewis
Elijah Lewis

what thee fuck

Nolan Parker
Nolan Parker

You don't look better than me in girl's clothes.

Brayden Scott
Brayden Scott

Prove it

Gabriel Robinson
Gabriel Robinson

SPILLED MY FUCKING DRINK

Wyatt Long
Wyatt Long

That's a normal response.

CITATION NEEDED

Average night in Liverpool

Leo Price
Leo Price

How do I stop the mortal dread?
I'm starting to remember things that I really don't wanna remember what I did last night.

Lucas Miller
Lucas Miller

I'm not allowed to post the picture of my legs, sorry.

Asher Butler
Asher Butler

rin post pics u fag

Joseph Jones
Joseph Jones

I did this test thing online and apparently I might have ADHD.

Christopher Powell
Christopher Powell

Then you aren't
Simple as
Lyin rin
LyRIN

Oliver Lopez
Oliver Lopez

Don't you already know that

Daniel Russell
Daniel Russell

mine said hufflepuff

Henry Rivera
Henry Rivera

Okay.

David Adams
David Adams

Yes, but apparently I have super ADHD.

Josiah Jones
Josiah Jones

fuck i fell for it

Andrew Smith
Andrew Smith

What makes it super?

Oliver Morgan
Oliver Morgan

Wow, like superAIDs?

William Garcia
William Garcia

Iam so bad at this game

Adam Young
Adam Young

not Slytherin master race

I have really strong combined type ADHD.

Yeah, except instead of having a rotting dick I have, like, the best brain.

Cameron Thompson
Cameron Thompson

i need coffee but i have no milk and i simply cannot face butter coffee

i will have it black, no sugar, that's almost drinkable

Charles Flores
Charles Flores

but aren't you like an autistic savant

Jose Turner
Jose Turner

How do you cope?

Daniel Cruz
Daniel Cruz

why doyou think that
Iam like autistic unsavant if autism is a thing

Logan Morris
Logan Morris

Repetition, repetition, re petition, rape a pigeon.

Samuel Hughes
Samuel Hughes

You're a fucking nutter.
I'll get a street named after you, since I'm not allowed to reproduce.

Colton Baker
Colton Baker

cause you sparkle with autism but liek you also know things that only real smart people know

Easton Ross
Easton Ross

i'm not a nutter, i'm like the most normal person here right now :s

David Brooks
David Brooks

No, that's me.

Jose Walker
Jose Walker

I faked it until I made it but nobody told me what to do after I made it

Brayden Green
Brayden Green

But u adhd brain is almost as bad as tranny brain.

Xavier Hall
Xavier Hall

Oh.

Brandon Wilson
Brandon Wilson

brain is constantly on the move
somehow a bad thing

Ryan Adams
Ryan Adams

what the shiggy diggy fuck is butter coffee

Alexander Powell
Alexander Powell

cannot complete or focus on a single continuous task

Evan Smith
Evan Smith

nigga you take antipsychotics so you can sleep

now you sell out and program for people who disgust you for great profit

Connor Ross
Connor Ross

exactly what it sounds like

Aiden Hughes
Aiden Hughes

nice peridot

Jordan Kelly
Jordan Kelly

nice interrobang

Jackson Kelly
Jackson Kelly

oh i have to go like right now

bye amy nice seeing you

Jason Brooks
Jason Brooks

Okay, boring repetitive tasks are a weakness of mine... but is Superman any less OP because radiation fucks him up?

They stopped prescribing them when I stopped taking them. Now I just stay up until 4 in the morning.

Jack Thomas
Jack Thomas

Die loco

Kevin Hughes
Kevin Hughes

Byebye. ♥

Benjamin Turner
Benjamin Turner

I kind of hate programming tbh

Caleb Scott
Caleb Scott

interroBANG‽‽‽

Jackson Flores
Jackson Flores

but i bet you like monies

Landon Gonzalez
Landon Gonzalez

Nice thread we have here.
Would be a shame if some one crippling depression

Isaiah Jenkins
Isaiah Jenkins

only trannnies

Brayden Howard
Brayden Howard

That name does not fit. At all.

Blake Peterson
Blake Peterson

Crippling depression is a myth, created by the man to put us trannies down.

Evan Carter
Evan Carter

i do t get it either

it's more like a wha-WHA‽

Cameron Hernandez
Cameron Hernandez

nooo

Brandon Wilson
Brandon Wilson

you could buy pastries and a tree

Sebastian Nelson
Sebastian Nelson

ADHD increases the risk of drug dependency/ abuse
the medical treatment (and default for adults) is to throw speed at them
Sounds grrrreat!

Hudson Brown
Hudson Brown

why not just pay me in pastries and trees tbh

Sebastian Edwards
Sebastian Edwards

lol sweed is drinking butter coffee right now

you know it

as soon as the cat was out of the bag that butter could be a beverage

Jonathan Moore
Jonathan Moore

I think I still have arachnophobia.

'cos, like, there was a spider in my bathroom above the sink and I didn't see it at first, then I did and I jumped, and took, like, a minute to work up the nerve to grab the soap, then it took another while for me to actually turn the tap on.

Jaxson Russell
Jaxson Russell

i'll pay you in mud pies and knees

Carson Flores
Carson Flores

I am not usually a tranny and I am usually depressed. Now what?

Levi James
Levi James

10 years ago and I'd've just not washed my hands.

Elijah Bennett
Elijah Bennett

I dunno, ask Erin.

Jace Walker
Jace Walker

only trannies have crippling depression fag

Evan Taylor
Evan Taylor

There you have it, Yams.

Asher Green
Asher Green

i have well managed depression like normal people.

you faggot trannies with your crippling depression are disgusting to the enth degree

Mason Peterson
Mason Peterson

So... Robin Williams was a tranny?

Logan Wilson
Logan Wilson

he died choking himself, what do you think

Isaac Peterson
Isaac Peterson

Mine has become a lot more manageable since I started on Concerta.

Daniel Cox
Daniel Cox

Tranny aka the disgusting degrading degenerate and dolewalling docilities, dreary and detestables.

Camden Rogers
Camden Rogers

I think auto-erotic asphyxiation...

Christian Ross
Christian Ross

i wanna listen to music but jeremy kyle isn't done with the peasants yet

Owen Mitchell
Owen Mitchell

he died choking himself
On dicks, I bet.
Fucking trannies.

Jason Butler
Jason Butler

Tranny is hormone
Tranny is useless

Leo Gray
Leo Gray

#YesAllTrannies

sertraline 200mg keeps me mostly all good

Alexander Allen
Alexander Allen

"Guys make the best girls"

Fucking tranny sympathizers are just as bad as trannies.

Thomas Kelly
Thomas Kelly

If clinical depression and ADHD are both caused by your brain being like, "Nah, fuck that" to dopamine stuff how are they not the same diagnosis with the same meds?

Xavier Parker
Xavier Parker

Tranny is hormone
Tranny is fake

Juan Adams
Juan Adams

Being a tranny is a mental illness like being a poofter and supporting social justice.

Grayson Cooper
Grayson Cooper

Tranny is hormone
Tranny is lying

Leo Fisher
Leo Fisher

it's nowhere near that simple, but if you say it like that, you sell more drugs

to actually adress your question, because adhd is dopamine deficiency, depression is serotonin definciency

but neither of those is actually true

Landon James
Landon James

Tranny is hormone
Tranny is manipuate

Asher Murphy
Asher Murphy

TRANNIES!!!!!!
ARE!!!!!!!!!!
NOT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
GAY!!!!!111!!!11!!

Nathaniel Lewis
Nathaniel Lewis

Yoghurt is fake
Just milk and germs

Oliver Campbell
Oliver Campbell

Tranny is hormone
Tranny is unnature

Samuel Watson
Samuel Watson

(Protip, yes we are.)

Nicholas Fisher
Nicholas Fisher

All I know is the pharmacist in head is like Asian parents - it expects a lot more from me before I get my happy drugs.

Isaac Reed
Isaac Reed

(If you touch your dick to tranny you are, in fact, gay. That's all there is to it.)

Jaxson Wilson
Jaxson Wilson

your first fap was in the shower?

Camden Bell
Camden Bell

Tranny is hormone
Tranny is malice

Christopher Smith
Christopher Smith

smoke some weed and chill dude

Gavin Harris
Gavin Harris

That's like saying whacking it to snuff hentai makes me a necrophile.

Brayden Howard
Brayden Howard

Tranny is hormone
Tranny is pharmaceutical

Logan Howard
Logan Howard

Ew, gross, drugs.

Brandon Green
Brandon Green

Tranny is hormone
Tranny is bazinga

Logan Jones
Logan Jones

Tranny is hormone
This is bat country

Can't stop here

Landon Reed
Landon Reed

Tranny is tranny
Tranny tranny tranny

Adrian Cox
Adrian Cox

It does though?

Ayden Gomez
Ayden Gomez

hey amy i got a new house wanna come down stay for a bit?

Ethan Ortiz
Ethan Ortiz

Tranny is hormone
Tranny is deceive

Mason Mitchell
Mason Mitchell

No...

The fact I'd fuck a newly dead person if I'd have fucked them while not-dead makes me a necrophile. Silly~

Will there be surgery?

Logan Evans
Logan Evans

that bitchs name is brian

Camden Bell
Camden Bell

if you'd like

Aaron Diaz
Aaron Diaz

See

Alexander Clark
Alexander Clark

Tranny is hormone
Tranny is ungod

Nicholas Mitchell
Nicholas Mitchell

I'd hit it so hard the tectonic plates would shift.

And then I'd probably fuck her, too.

Jaxson Jackson
Jaxson Jackson

Stop. Disgusting tranny sympathy.

Julian Rogers
Julian Rogers

I actually have a holiday coming up that I've been meaning to extend... where you at?

Jacob James
Jacob James

Tranny is disgusting.
Like the nigger in the black world.

Sebastian Foster
Sebastian Foster

with your penis?

Jason Stewart
Jason Stewart

SHE WORE AN ITSY BITSY TEENY WEENY YELLOW POLKA DOT BIKINI
THAT SHE WORE FOR THE FIRST TIME TODAY

Parker Rogers
Parker Rogers

Face, fist, whatever, she'll be knocked off her feet either way.

Ryder Richardson
Ryder Richardson

smack her with my face
Best typo. Thanks, brain! :3c

Jackson Miller
Jackson Miller

I can loan you my sabs-beater for this endeavor.

Gabriel Reed
Gabriel Reed

kilmarnock still, 15-20 minutes or so south of glasgow

if you really wanna, hit me up on messenger and i'll give you the address so you can plan travel and stuff

Chase Jackson
Chase Jackson

Did (you) just /a/ssume my gender?

Gabriel Morales
Gabriel Morales

For the record, I might hit that like a freight train.

With a freight train.

Jackson Allen
Jackson Allen

Compensating for something?

Lincoln Morgan
Lincoln Morgan

Cool. Maybe we'll be able to nerd out on the new Pogeyman game.

Jace Anderson
Jace Anderson

Great. Rin. Sabrina. All we need is fish to post and it is a disgusting tranny thread

Nathan Butler
Nathan Butler

i live in ayrshire, which is like, the most violent region of the most violent country of the most violent planet in the entire solar system

Hudson Cruz
Hudson Cruz

if you get it, i abandoned my 3DS along with my kindle and my macbook pro and stuff when i fled inverness last time

Christopher Peterson
Christopher Peterson

Butt why?

Ryder Peterson
Ryder Peterson

If you aren't compensating for your micropenis and crippling depression with owning modded cars then you're doing it wrong.

Brb, gonna go work on my supra.

Logan Long
Logan Long

grab up some markers and your kneepads and I'll get the posterboard

No, it's only for beating sabs, nothing else. It's a psychological thang.

Caleb Bell
Caleb Bell

Have you gotten your ash-greninja yet?

Asher Smith
Asher Smith

Do you get that just by doing the demo trial?

Andrew Powell
Andrew Powell

i was staying with people in inverness, and i was hating it, and i went down kilmarnock with my dad so he could take my stuff back up and store it, and i was getting grumpy texts the whole time i was away, and when we were done packing stuff into the van, i was like fuck it, i hate those guys, i'm not going back, so i just stayed in kilmarnock and everything i had in inverness stayed there

Alexander Lee
Alexander Lee

are there people who like watching stuff like this

Leo Hernandez
Leo Hernandez

For telling the professor to transfer your data after the trial.
I'd get all the itemus first though.

Angel Gutierrez
Angel Gutierrez

You need to get better at picking friends, dollface.

Jackson Johnson
Jackson Johnson

Well the game's not out yet so I have plenty of time. Oh fuck I still haven't finished my "living" Dex.

Wyatt Scott
Wyatt Scott

i kinda knew it would go tits up

the guy was one of my best friends, but his gf was like thee single biggest most unstable cow on the planet

you simply cannot get on with her

Andrew Garcia
Andrew Garcia

You mean like me without the charm?

Oliver Bell
Oliver Bell

My work bff from manc's favourite insult is cow. Hilarious

Thomas Rivera
Thomas Rivera

My favourite insult is "chuclefuck" or "dipshit".

I swear waaay too much.

Alexander Lewis
Alexander Lewis

Some items you get by talking to specific npcs on specific days.

Mostly they seem to be valuable items, though, not items of value.

Me neither, I'm kinda panicky, but then I remember FFXV is coming out in a bit over a month and forget about pogeymans.

Adam Brown
Adam Brown

The beginning of the video is screwing off and then it's just normal. I made the webm from the video that I only got to make the webm. I like not normal stuff generally because that's just boring.

Jaxson Hughes
Jaxson Hughes

the guy snapchats me again now

turned out the bitch was cheating on him, then left to live with the guy she was cheating with

they were engaged

yam you are like totally fucking placid compared to this porker

Austin Young
Austin Young

I keep getting distracted whenever I start filling in the gaps. ADHD is a Hell of a drug.

Xavier Gray
Xavier Gray

Anyone who makes me seem placid needs to be in a straitjacket.

Ethan Brooks
Ethan Brooks

yep

Gabriel Garcia
Gabriel Garcia

Porker
Porkher
Pork her

Jackson Russell
Jackson Russell

yikes

feel sorry for the guy, best friend moves away, fiance leaves him for another dude

sounds rough

Brandon Rodriguez
Brandon Rodriguez

Please ky fish tranny scum

Anthony Wood
Anthony Wood

he is like thee nicest guy, works his finger to the bone, and just gets zero respect for it, it is sad.

i hope his life is better now.

Grayson Walker
Grayson Walker

I don't want to over or under exaggerate my... quirks... but I'm kind of a bit neurotic.

Brody Turner
Brody Turner

Would you fuck a transexual fish? What would that even look like? A mermaid with a dick?

I'd hit it.

David Allen
David Allen

me too but i just do drugs and relax 24/7 and it makes me seems like a super chill person

Michael Ramirez
Michael Ramirez

You'd shaft anything amy
Youve no shame
Even that disgusting troglodytes TROLL-lol-dyke fish

Anthony Phillips
Anthony Phillips

I daydream about homicide, make rrreeaally dark/mean jokes, and hide. That usually does the trick.

Jason Gomez
Jason Gomez

I wouldn't fuck an ugly male or a rotting corpse. Or children/animals. Most other things are fine.

Nolan Smith
Nolan Smith

vagina

Tyler Cooper
Tyler Cooper

You may aswell fuck a pig if you fuck Swedish

Ayden Morris
Ayden Morris

Do I look like a Tory to you? I'm fucking Scottish.

Josiah Rodriguez
Josiah Rodriguez

Den stahp com oahn

Thomas Bailey
Thomas Bailey

this is the lifestyle that keeps me normal

always having a good stock of blunt wraps, pink rizlas, and poppers.

Jack Kelly
Jack Kelly

I haven't smonked wed in a while

Easton Collins
Easton Collins

i smonked a little this morning

need moar

Josiah James
Josiah James

5 months here and I can't inject the cannabanoids until I get my neetbux through

Aaron Cooper
Aaron Cooper

I have reached a certain level of understanding with the people I know, so I can pretty much get away with being my usual self.

Justin Jenkins
Justin Jenkins

I have a20bag at home
Just never have chance

Christopher Bennett
Christopher Bennett

i still have to reign my shit in, but i got pretty good at it

Jordan Cox
Jordan Cox

say what

Anthony Sanchez
Anthony Sanchez

jelly :3

Grayson Brooks
Grayson Brooks

People just leave me be when I say "I'm bored now bye". It's great.

Parker Diaz
Parker Diaz

Ayayaya maybe this weekend
Weedend
Smonk wed eveydai

Evan Green
Evan Green

why hasn't anybody said "PINK rizlas? i've never seen those before‽"

that's because they're limited edition in certain countries and are really rare

those ones are italian

thanks for asking

Matthew Lopez
Matthew Lopez

but they are basically identical to rizlas blues so the novelty stops at the colour of the packet

Henry Torres
Henry Torres

Stop gloat fagatron

Easton Nguyen
Easton Nguyen

nigga it's rare smoking paraphernalia

people go nuts for this shit

James Taylor
James Taylor

I'm a party animal.
Does that count?

Ryder Hill
Ryder Hill

I could probably make an allowance.

Liam Collins
Liam Collins

Nuts in moist

Christian Flores
Christian Flores

Tranny is hormone
Tranny is mistaken

Justin Peterson
Justin Peterson

Tranny is pure
Tranny is forgiveness

Luis Bennett
Luis Bennett

I was born with my penis and I love my penis.

Jaxson Garcia
Jaxson Garcia

Trannies killed the threads.

Kayden Cooper
Kayden Cooper

pure faggotry and forgiveness from heteronormity I mean.

Isaiah Jackson
Isaiah Jackson

Spamming bullying like anyone gives a shit is what killed the threads,

Aaron Bell
Aaron Bell

Wanna play Overmemes?

Xavier Ward
Xavier Ward

Ok, Fish. Calm down.

Ryder Sanders
Ryder Sanders

yeah sure
gonna jack off first

Jackson Perez
Jackson Perez

Shut up, Rin.

Mason Carter
Mason Carter

Send pics.

Isaiah King
Isaiah King

Tranny are scum

Juan Ross
Juan Ross

I'm using this nifty sleeve that glows in the dark

it's p cool

Thomas Reyes
Thomas Reyes

these inane memes

Jacob Brooks
Jacob Brooks

Sabrina is the worst offender. Smh

Sebastian Martinez
Sebastian Martinez

I haven't been around much. Did an army of transgender people roll through here and trash the place or something?

Jeremiah Bell
Jeremiah Bell

tranny = loose stool

William Adams
William Adams

Nah, but tranny are scum

Julian James
Julian James

For your dick?

Leo Martin
Leo Martin

I have mental images of grim getting ghost bj now great

Brandon Green
Brandon Green

well
we have a few people that are like the bread and butter of threads

they make threads chug along

those people havent been posting as much
vidya, and other stuff like life I guess

also there hasnt been much drama, which really gets threads going

yes

You're welcome bby

Gabriel Taylor
Gabriel Taylor

who are bread and butter

butter list pls

Ayden Young
Ayden Young

Grim has special underarmour for fapping

Colton Jackson
Colton Jackson

its a bunch of people
doesn't take much just use the archive and you'll see some names that are always there in high velocity threads

4m
you
me
cup

just to name a few offa my head

I havent used it in a long time, lemme treat myself :D

Ryder Richardson
Ryder Richardson

WHY IS SHE PRACTICALLY NAKED IF SHE WEIGHT 400 POUNDS!?

Ryan Butler
Ryan Butler

grim enchants his wife beater with magic shitposting curry powder

Ryder Myers
Ryder Myers

Can i be important poster? Am I making the cut?

Juan Moore
Juan Moore

i donno

that sounds icky

Benjamin Rodriguez
Benjamin Rodriguez

Didn't even make the cut
Smh

Christopher Richardson
Christopher Richardson

i am bread and butter

Oliver Hernandez
Oliver Hernandez

spreadable

Landon Garcia
Landon Garcia

Its time to call Riot-chan.

Jackson Rodriguez
Jackson Rodriguez

I may not be bread and butter, but maybe I can be that dessert you only order on special occasions.

Joseph Murphy
Joseph Murphy

accurate

Chase Bailey
Chase Bailey

(You)

Jose Rogers
Jose Rogers

pecan pie or tiramisu or similar

David Walker
David Walker

cheesecake

Jordan Barnes
Jordan Barnes

Sabrina is black forest gateaux

James Martin
James Martin

pfffftttt

Cameron Green
Cameron Green

meat

John Garcia
John Garcia

the most heavenly of flavors

Alexander Cook
Alexander Cook

all excellent deserts

Grayson Phillips
Grayson Phillips

love this sonk

Henry Kelly
Henry Kelly

canned
doner
kebab

Angel Ward
Angel Ward

grim pls no

Colton James
Colton James

I'm stealin' that webm, Mr. Grim.

Be a happy Scoot!

pecan pie
It's that season. I'm gonna eat all of the pie. All of it!

Hudson Perez
Hudson Perez

Kill yourself.

Nathan Torres
Nathan Torres

iOS has finally learned to play videos inside the embed

praise be

Blake Turner
Blake Turner

My favourite -^^-
Reserved only for Christmas.

Andrew Turner
Andrew Turner

now i want pie

Isaac Ramirez
Isaac Ramirez

I am >.< im trying

David Perry
David Perry

it's a long way forward
so trust in me
and give them shelter
like you've done for me ❤️

Oliver Robinson
Oliver Robinson

Is it just me or does it look like she's getting off when she wiggles inside of it?

Evan Thomas
Evan Thomas

I have fudge blackout only on my bday

dem creampies

go for it

Matthew Scott
Matthew Scott

now apple

dur webm support

pls

Parker Diaz
Parker Diaz

Cannot say ive heard if that... why so special to merit the honour?

Elijah Morales
Elijah Morales

iOS ❤️️

Never android again

Jack Cooper
Jack Cooper

did you fall in love

Lucas Rodriguez
Lucas Rodriguez

http://www.politico.com/states/new-york/city-hall/story/2012/08/lost-foods-of-new-york-city-brooklyn-blackout-cake-067223

once a year because it's so delectable

simple os for simple people :^))))))))))))))))

Brody Jenkins
Brody Jenkins

You people are fucking weird, reserving particular cakes for particular days.

God, just bake 'em all at once and turn into a little piggy.
It's what I do.

Brayden Williams
Brayden Williams

Oh, right.
Not everyone is capable of eating 12 pounds of cake without gaining weight.

Never mind.

Asher Thomas
Asher Thomas

:3c

Lincoln Jones
Lincoln Jones

It suits my minimalism and my desire for cutting edge

Leo White
Leo White

no webm support is just one of those jony ive things.

hey jony, webm sis going universal, how about we add support for that?

mmmm... nnnn... no. no, let's not do webms. instead, go ask tim if i'm allowed to make it radioactive. and give it teeth.

Carson Diaz
Carson Diaz

some day ill retreat from life so i can spend all my time lifting heavy weights and running long distances, just so i can cram my fucking face with pie

Chase Cook
Chase Cook

I never had dat cake you caked, Scootcake. Is it your favorite?

"Nobody cares about the big-horned sheep."
That should be in the popular vernacular.

I think she realized she was eating too much purple candy and it was going to her hips, but who knows. You could be on to something.

Xavier Robinson
Xavier Robinson

Grim. That looks divine. I want to bake it.

Brayden Martinez
Brayden Martinez

Is Apple going to make their own webm like they did with FLAC and ALAC?

Jace Brooks
Jace Brooks

Can apple devices even play FLAC, or does it have to be ALAC?

Samuel Fisher
Samuel Fisher

It is it is. Only for the superest special occasion. What is your...er dessert take on pisters gere. Who are we as caeks :333

Jackson Morales
Jackson Morales

soto
I can't fap to this

too feely

Jeremiah Cooper
Jeremiah Cooper

http://www.videolan.org/vlc/download-ios.html

Ethan Nguyen
Ethan Nguyen

i doubt it. i think webms will work on iOS fairly soon.

they usually have a pretty sound agenda with these things, like, the refused to adopt flash, which sped it towards its death and replacement with HTML5 in the modern web, which apple were waiting for.

I'd imagine they are watching webm very carefully, and once it has proven its utility, integration will begin.

Owen Cook
Owen Cook

I never asked for these feels tho

ikr?

Groovy song tho

Cooper Ramirez
Cooper Ramirez

Aaah, I'm bad at this kinda stuff!

But um...I would say that I could see you as key lime pie. Sweet, cool, and just a little bit tart. :P

Luis Gray
Luis Gray

sad machine does that too

I'll depend on you

Joshua Torres
Joshua Torres

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>vlc

Jack Barnes
Jack Barnes

I actually didnt like sad machine as much

Flicker was nice tho

Austin Reyes
Austin Reyes

i fell in love with sad machine for a while. flicker also good song.

Justin Ward
Justin Ward

And god forbid you fuck your settings with VLC

Grayson Wright
Grayson Wright

A little bit tart? Ooooooh could you go on? Im intrigued.

cool and sweet

Muh ego

Joshua Nelson
Joshua Nelson

Actually, that last video you can see how compression works and it's fucking hilarious.

Grayson Ross
Grayson Ross

Welp. I got all the big skins for OW for Halloween now.

Dominic Thomas
Dominic Thomas

rn

Owen Thompson
Owen Thompson

ur image is borked

Austin Sullivan
Austin Sullivan

knew it. iOS still doesn't save multiple gif frames. so weird that they kill gifs, but don't have webm support either.

Oliver Flores
Oliver Flores

What's this song?

Juan Smith
Juan Smith

why

it's terrible

Anthony Harris
Anthony Harris

I just remembered that "tart" kinda means slut over there. Not what I meant. Ummm...kinda...like...

I dunno. Just look at this cute slice of pie!

Isaac Peterson
Isaac Peterson

Niconico can connect to NNID
...why...?

It sounds like one of those songs from shitty indie games that try to act like NES games that I'd've played.

Thomas Thompson
Thomas Thompson

That is why i asked, you saying skud is a sweet sloooot :o

H'weee deed nawt eckspekt daht

Gabriel Morgan
Gabriel Morgan

Wait.
Do Britbongs not know what tart means outside of the informal implication of slut?

Nathaniel Butler
Nathaniel Butler

of course we do, americans are the ones who dont know stuff good

Hunter Perez
Hunter Perez

This

Asher Young
Asher Young

I had to leave a party early to come home and do busy things but now that I'm here I just want to sleep

Also that special feeling when a lot of people farewell you loudly.

Elijah Barnes
Elijah Barnes

it was us who made the tart-slut allegory 😂

Joshua Ross
Joshua Ross

Yeah, but it seems kind of obvious that Sabs wasn't calling scoots a sloot in that context, and a bit asinine to read it like that.

Adam Rogers
Adam Rogers

Actually was being more jestful. But, if i say ur asinine ur asinine and junk.

Joseph Watson
Joseph Watson

he widnae hae sex wae ur

a hink e's a cheet cuz he widnae hae sex wae ur

Jaxon White
Jaxon White

Please pardon my ignorance. ♥

You make me purse my lips sometimes. That's kinda what I meant! I think.

Jackson Scott
Jackson Scott

it's okay, it isn't your fault dear. you have a history of terrible administration

Samuel Jackson
Samuel Jackson

Is that in a good way or a scolding way :3

Jaxson Price
Jaxson Price

"I swear it was a joke, but I'm going to meme at you because it's all I know how to do."

Samuel Clark
Samuel Clark

Force memes are what's really killing threads.

Anyway, I need to bounce, going shopping with friends.

Christian Gutierrez
Christian Gutierrez

Bitter fruits are my favourite. Go on.

Jose King
Jose King

Have a good day.

Thomas Ortiz
Thomas Ortiz

Be shame if you let the door hit you on the way out.

Hudson Rodriguez
Hudson Rodriguez

Don't you dare have a good day.

Lincoln Powell
Lincoln Powell

I can't seem to find it on YewToob, but BBC America ran a great promo a few years back urging Americans to tune in and learn the proper pronunciation of words. It was cute.

Both. That is to say, amused.

Take care! Buy something fun.

Nolan Adams
Nolan Adams

lol, that's so demeaning, i'm so sorry 😂

Dylan Wood
Dylan Wood

Well, you know me... the enigma, i am always eager to please. So this isa good thing.
:3 also limes are nice.
Bakewell tart.

Isaac Green
Isaac Green

Naw, it was cute. Just Mama Britain teasing us a little. ♥

Mhm. And as much as I like pumpking and pecan, I am a fan of the ice box pies, 'specially lime, lemon, and chocolate! Do you guys eat ice box pies?

Hudson Garcia
Hudson Garcia

this horrid tranny has zero ass and tits

Juan White
Juan White

What on earth is an ice box pie?

Jeremiah Perez
Jeremiah Perez

Tranny is failing

Jaxon Morales
Jaxon Morales

tits are over rated

James Young
James Young

i believe it's what they refer to as a fail trap

how horrifying

Ryder Parker
Ryder Parker

said the homo

Joseph Martin
Joseph Martin

Got run over by the car.

It's a pie you cool in the refrigerator rather than bake in the oven. They're most popular in the summer, but my mom and I have key lime on Thanksgiving and Christmas too.

David Thomas
David Thomas

Aaron Martinez
Aaron Martinez

i'm sweating

black coffee is a sweaty beverage

Elijah Nguyen
Elijah Nguyen

Oooooh that sounds tasty, cool and sharp palette?
I want to try
Like when you have cheesecake straight from being refrigerated for hours. Has that cold sublayer to it.

Anthony Gray
Anthony Gray

I thought it was my ex at first because of "her" face.

Easton Lewis
Easton Lewis

bet that mushroom cock does big cums

James Robinson
James Robinson

Speaking of black...

Oh, yeah. It's comparable to cheesecake, but not nearly as thick (unless you do it wrong).

Andrew Walker
Andrew Walker

probably. Not mine BTW. I have no tats.

Isaiah Robinson
Isaiah Robinson

mushrooms cock
vomits external

Levi Richardson
Levi Richardson

Food challenge food challenge:3

Jack Morales
Jack Morales

That's not vomit. It's drool.

Christian Smith
Christian Smith

tears.

Owen Cook
Owen Cook

morning

Thomas Perez
Thomas Perez

I meant to add something but forgot

mushrooms cock
mushroom soup
vomit external

Urgh....drool? Sounds..... lewd,.....

Benjamin Bell
Benjamin Bell

Morning.

Parker Price
Parker Price

shut up and fuck me

Aaron Russell
Aaron Russell

posting unaesthetic penises

Hunter Myers
Hunter Myers

egg

Nathan Rivera
Nathan Rivera

now what
so pale

Justin Garcia
Justin Garcia

pale

Egg white

Robert Cox
Robert Cox

yuh

im caucasian

Angel Collins
Angel Collins

Scuba, I have to get going for now. It was nice seeing you. I'll try to bug ya gain later!

Logan Gray
Logan Gray

whos !trap?

Wyatt Garcia
Wyatt Garcia

you would be the one to ask huh

Camden Reed
Camden Reed

hopefully not a disgusting tranny

John James
John James

Beats me.

Luis Lee
Luis Lee

My penis can't extend oceans though.

party pooper

Parker Martinez
Parker Martinez

Bye❤️️ Happy hunting

Michael Cruz
Michael Cruz

mff

Leo Allen
Leo Allen

not sure if its fish or some new poster

Oliver Nguyen
Oliver Nguyen

are you working today

Christopher Mitchell
Christopher Mitchell

Atleast they arent a disgusting tranny

Oliver Wright
Oliver Wright

fucking faggot

Joshua Cox
Joshua Cox

Yeah. I have to head out at 1:30.

Jayden Cruz
Jayden Cruz

I won't change my trip

Hudson Barnes
Hudson Barnes

Please change your status from living to dead

John Young
John Young

Kill yourself.

Alexander Jackson
Alexander Jackson

should have guessed

Aiden Hill
Aiden Hill

gay

fine

Jason Thomas
Jason Thomas

if i knew sweed irl i'd go on holiday and buy her a really tacky shark tooth necklace as a gift to give her when i got back and she'd just have to grin and bear it

Colton Martinez
Colton Martinez

I'd call in if I didn't miss so much last week.

Julian Lee
Julian Lee

she'll just cut herself with it
i wouldnt suggest you do that

Asher Phillips
Asher Phillips

oh geeeee... erin... thanks so much... i love it!

bwahaha fuck off you hate it that's the point, now wear it or i'll get all offended

Aaron Bennett
Aaron Bennett

I know. I'm trying to get money to move out for now.
I think if I can get a grand I can just leave whenever. And I have like 600 now.

Hudson Bailey
Hudson Bailey

Then erin would stab them with a knife and end their miserable existence

Eli Lee
Eli Lee

Is Erin being mean to Fish for not accepting a pretend gift in a made up situation?
I mean, Fish needs to fuck off and die, but DAMN.

Samuel Mitchell
Samuel Mitchell

i think someone did that to me in february, lol, dunno if they did or they just stupidly thought those necklaces are anything but cheap ugly shit

Jackson Wood
Jackson Wood

how much do you make in a month

Charles Moore
Charles Moore

I would say jump in front of a bus fish, but bus/bus collision would be devastating

Sebastian Nelson
Sebastian Nelson

maybe they genuinely saw it, and went "oh, that's nice, we should get one for erin"

babby's first holiday abroad

Blake Parker
Blake Parker

Better to go by a week.
No overtime: ~$460
With overtime: ~$650

Before taxes.

Zachary Nguyen
Zachary Nguyen

oh you have wiggle room then

Blake Ramirez
Blake Ramirez

either way

i have no love for that gift

congratulations, you disappoint me

Michael Sanchez
Michael Sanchez

Wiggle roomwith HOT CUM

David Lee
David Lee

erin you might have a problem

Blake Perry
Blake Perry

i'd probably like anything you give me unless it's a literal bag of shit

I don't get many gifts

Aaron Peterson
Aaron Peterson

Swede is dumpster

Oliver Perez
Oliver Perez

when people are like "fuck, idk what erin likes, she's girly, let's just get her hello kitty stuff"

i appreciate that. that's nice. minimal thought goes into it, but *just* enough goes in to make sure i won't hate it, and that's all i need.

fucking shark tooth necklace, jesus christ

Colton White
Colton White

elaborate

Carter Edwards
Carter Edwards

You don't deserve gifts.

Kind of.
I need to work on debts as well.

Dylan Butler
Dylan Butler

oh yeah wasnt considering that

Luis Richardson
Luis Richardson

If I had to get you something I would probably get you a gift card for a Conoco gas station.

I'm bad at this shit.

Owen Morgan
Owen Morgan

Real girls, like erin, deserve gifts.
Not tranny trash.

Nathaniel Thomas
Nathaniel Thomas

shark tooth necklace obsession

pretty sure it symbolizes penis in some sort of way but I'm not entirely sure

:^)

Adrian Turner
Adrian Turner

do you guys have costa coffee? or marks and spencer? a gift card for either of those would be lovely.

William Parker
William Parker

I deserve gifts, Squash.

Julian Hernandez
Julian Hernandez

i think that train of thought speaks more about you than me fam

James Wood
James Wood

Why do you bring up wiggle room?

Hunter Cooper
Hunter Cooper

tfw the dog fucker still posts

god damn it manchester if I knew where you lived I'd report you to the authorities

Sebastian Johnson
Sebastian Johnson

more about me wanting to insert penis in your face, sure

Jeremiah Peterson
Jeremiah Peterson

You deserve a swift kick in the crotch.

I don't drink the stuff so I only ever notice Star Fucks.

John Brooks
John Brooks

dohoho you old card

Noah Hughes
Noah Hughes

I know you like that bby, you want sum fuk?

Grayson Perez
Grayson Perez

quality of posts is very high

Luke Clark
Luke Clark

starbucks is terrible. we have those, but in a very small quantity, because costa steals their market in the name of all that is good and true

Liam Evans
Liam Evans

Swing and miss.

Camden Hall
Camden Hall

Is swede killing themselves as we type

Carter Barnes
Carter Barnes

.///.

Nicholas Gomez
Nicholas Gomez

i need some pizza

Adam Rodriguez
Adam Rodriguez

no reason

Dylan Price
Dylan Price

everytime I go 5 minutes without posting scoots thinks I'm killing myself

Brayden Fisher
Brayden Fisher

They got me through school when i had to be awake.
They are shit though.

Down, boy.

Alexander Phillips
Alexander Phillips

This is a thread that is new.

Aaron Collins
Aaron Collins

Kyle Manchester aka Squash lives in MO, USA.

Make some yourself; if you make it from scratch with quality ingredients it's p healthy.

Michael Watson
Michael Watson

He lives in Iowa.

Matthew Thomas
Matthew Thomas

v New v
^ New ^

Alexander Barnes
Alexander Barnes

Ikr

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