They were all impressed with your halston dressand the people that you knew at...

Gavin Long
Gavin Long

they were all impressed with your halston dress
and the people that you knew at elaine's

and the story of your latest success
kept 'em so entertained

oh, but now you just don't remember
all the things you said, and you're not sure you want to know

I'll give you one hint, honey
you sure did put on a show

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Bentley Green
Bentley Green

oh do you? such as?

Michael White
Michael White

ITT we exclusively use garden path sentences.

No problem.

William Reyes
William Reyes

ITT we exclusively use garden path sentences.

pass.

Joseph Wright
Joseph Wright

I only hab $7 until tomorrow

Liam Ross
Liam Ross

my dick but more on that later, I need sleep

laters rin

Matthew Gutierrez
Matthew Gutierrez

oh

Adam Evans
Adam Evans

lewd.

sleep well. wish me luck on staying awake so I don't keep my ride waiting for utah.

Justin Green
Justin Green

Rin just mad that tokai has loco as his side bitch...

Christopher Allen
Christopher Allen

re parse...

Connor Edwards
Connor Edwards

(nice freind~)
*snuggles warmly for comfort and company*

Christopher Peterson
Christopher Peterson

what

Ryder Hughes
Ryder Hughes

???

Nicholas King
Nicholas King

wat's "garden path"?

:|

Landon Brooks
Landon Brooks

The old man the boat.

James Morgan
James Morgan

The raft floated down the river sank.

Cooper Hughes
Cooper Hughes

The horse raced past the barn fell.

Luke Smith
Luke Smith

y utah brah

Cameron James
Cameron James

uh.......

what old man

ohhh..... that's wayyy weird.
it's missing punctuation!

Wyatt Myers
Wyatt Myers

Nani sore

Dominic Ward
Dominic Ward

No.
All three of those are completely, grammatically correct.

You just aren't reading them right.

Angel Gonzalez
Angel Gonzalez

the dog under my legs fart

Andrew Wilson
Andrew Wilson

I wish you had your 3DS

Blake Sullivan
Blake Sullivan

no ur wrong!

it's broken!

Sebastian Cruz
Sebastian Cruz

my mother is getting an award up there.

Camden Reed
Camden Reed

the dog fart again

how come

Landon Rivera
Landon Rivera

Garden Path Sentences.
The way most people parse them leads to funny misunderstandings.

Yes, because god forbid you're wrong, or doing something wrong.

Logan Thompson
Logan Thompson

Wouldn't it just suck if Trump still won because people didn't turn out to vote for Hillary?

Nathan Garcia
Nathan Garcia

Sometimes I love Erin.

Other times I love Erin.

It's basically a full time job at this point.

Tyler Smith
Tyler Smith

because you could play the sun and moon demo

Liam Gomez
Liam Gomez

i'm a good person!
:c

Jace Gonzalez
Jace Gonzalez

that is nice. mother things are nice.

Jaxson Bennett
Jaxson Bennett

whoah dude

Lincoln Adams
Lincoln Adams

fuck the sun and the moon

i like tera firma, and older games, and some of their remakes

Asher Phillips
Asher Phillips

yeah I suppose

Lucas Clark
Lucas Clark

good luck on staying awake

Gabriel Scott
Gabriel Scott

Good people can admit their shortcomings and when they're wrong.

Cooper Jones
Cooper Jones

thanks, user.

Connor White
Connor White

but
pokemans

Kayden Myers
Kayden Myers

pokemon R,B,Y,G,S,C,R,S,E,OR,AS only worthy pokémon games

Joseph Russell
Joseph Russell

they are showing weakness!
shorting themself!

They should have more back bone!
they should stop being soo.... self depreciating!

Liam Ortiz
Liam Ortiz

rse oras
gsc
not hgss

Lucas Jackson
Lucas Jackson

nope

Bentley Parker
Bentley Parker

no re

Luis Flores
Luis Flores

It's not self-deprecation to admit when you're wrong, or when you can't do something.

Ayden Johnson
Ayden Johnson

Alolan Exeggutor is the best thing to happen to pokemon since its inception.

Benjamin Roberts
Benjamin Roberts

nope, not hg/ss. bad remakes.

yep

Julian Jones
Julian Jones

you mean alolan in general. specifically vulpix.

Levi Cooper
Levi Cooper

Hg/ss are the best ones in the fucking series

Landon Barnes
Landon Barnes

Pokemon red, blue and yellow... everything else is garbage and you are garbage for having those preferences.

Colton Bennett
Colton Bennett

Alolan Exeggutor memes are literally the best thing ever.

Owen Morgan
Owen Morgan

'you can't do it', so it means you're not good enough?

doesn't sound very confidence building...

Ayden Barnes
Ayden Barnes

show me some.

Justin Sullivan
Justin Sullivan

loco really is a a sad little bitch

Aaron Brown
Aaron Brown

That's a weird leap of logic to make.

Parker Baker
Parker Baker

Don't make fun of Ioco

Carter Edwards
Carter Edwards

what about Pocket Monsters Green

Christian Morales
Christian Morales

nice

Camden Hughes
Camden Hughes

i like:
r,y,s,c,r,Lg,prl,blk,x,sun

Nathan Anderson
Nathan Anderson

how many can you fit in your bum

Joseph Butler
Joseph Butler

no leaping required.

Nicholas Brown
Nicholas Brown

i dunno
i wouldn't be able to imagine.

Ryder Richardson
Ryder Richardson

Eggscalibur is too large to post. :<

Ian Mitchell
Ian Mitchell

well that sucks

Luke Stewart
Luke Stewart

Alolan Exeggutor might just be the most useful pokemon ever.

Robert Taylor
Robert Taylor

Better version of that last one.
'cause it goes the extra mile to include sanic.

Caleb Bell
Caleb Bell

you're right. these are the best thing ever.

Colton Hill
Colton Hill

Miku's hair always looked funny.
Now I know why.
That's not hair.

It's just two exeggutor.

Easton Johnson
Easton Johnson

I havent got time for that/

Gavin Robinson
Gavin Robinson

DOUG DIMMADOME OF THE DIMSDALE DIMMADOME

Hudson Ross
Hudson Ross

No wonder Crabrawler likes it so much.

Adrian Ramirez
Adrian Ramirez

do hoarder's ocd-ish symptoms get better or worse if you clean their house

Jack Martin
Jack Martin

ALOLA FORMS FOR EVERYONE!

Hunter Wilson
Hunter Wilson

cause there is this show called Hoarder SOS where they clean hoarders houses, and i get the feel that probably leaves them as nervous wrecks, lol

Juan Cooper
Juan Cooper

more space to store objects

Alexander Rodriguez
Alexander Rodriguez

Oh my god.
Charlotte was really just an exeggutor all along!

Kevin White
Kevin White

but all their objects have been taken from them

Grayson Bennett
Grayson Bennett

they find new ones to feel better again

Parker Allen
Parker Allen

hmmm

Adam Ross
Adam Ross

I get pretty mad when people clean my room without warning me, or getting my input.

This is a cute idea for a couples' lattes.

Levi Sullivan
Levi Sullivan

or in america, a single person getting two for themselves cuz they fat

Cooper Thomas
Cooper Thomas

move out of your parents house dude

Xavier Powell
Xavier Powell

consumerist world?
buy things?
put them in your house?

buy furnature? put a table in your living room?

it all adds up again?

Julian Brown
Julian Brown

luka's fount runs deep

Colton Collins
Colton Collins

I have friends who get mad at my organization method when they come over.

Lucas Miller
Lucas Miller

but why hoard if what you hoarded was replaceable

surely there is distress in losing your hoarded posessions

Anthony Gutierrez
Anthony Gutierrez

that's so inappropriate

Jonathan Williams
Jonathan Williams

wat?

Andrew Rogers
Andrew Rogers

I'm sticking Eggscalibur on my dropbox because it's just so great that I can't not share it.

Benjamin Carter
Benjamin Carter

I agree, but they only ever do it 'cause they know I'll let them get away with it.

John Green
John Green

inviting people i to your home is intimate

your home is where your underwear lives

they should respect boundaries

Eli Young
Eli Young

there is distress
the stuff you owned was yours
and now your things have been taken from you
they werent anyone elses
they exist, you can touch them, feel them, they are real, you own them...

Angel James
Angel James

That's the thing, Erin.
They do.

I just tend to have open boarders with most of my irl friends.

Nathan Lewis
Nathan Lewis

hmm

i operate on this policy: even if i don't have anything to hide, i might, you have no idea, so stay the fuck out of my shit

Jonathan Murphy
Jonathan Murphy

i operate on this policy: even if i don't have anything to hide, i might, you have no idea, so stay the fuck out of my shit

fucking this. I hate people going through my stuff. like when people just grab my phone out of my hand or whatever I have to bite my lip and hold down the urge to just smack them.

John Gomez
John Gomez

what if i had to use like suppository medication, or wear diapers, or use a catheter, or something else genital related that i'd be mortified if you found out about

you never know

stay the fuck away from my private property

Gavin Hernandez
Gavin Hernandez

myorning

Jack Flores
Jack Flores

when people borrow your phone, that is so fucking uncomfortable

Ryder Gonzalez
Ryder Gonzalez

lol stop touching poopp

James Johnson
James Johnson

yeah. I fucking hate it. I don't like people touching my stuff unless I say it's okay.

Charles Williams
Charles Williams

That's a fair policy to have, and it's one I assume everyone has.
I'm the weirdo in this case, and I know it.

But people find it refreshing that I try to keep an policy about being open.

skype

Myorning.

Isaiah Anderson
Isaiah Anderson

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1AR2tdmO2OJ

Ayden Carter
Ayden Carter

saw it.

Dominic Murphy
Dominic Murphy

The only reason anyone has to ever touch any of my phones is if they're asking to roll and inordinate amount of dice.

Since I'm the only one with a dice roller.

Just checking.

Carson Torres
Carson Torres

whoah man wtf

neat

Jack Sanders
Jack Sanders

roll and
Whatever.

Elijah Martinez
Elijah Martinez

we generally don't let people in our house.
because we live like savages.
no joke

heya sunshine
watcha up to?

Jaxon Jackson
Jaxon Jackson

lol

fine wines and music

savage

Gabriel Nguyen
Gabriel Nguyen

I make it seem like I live like a savage so no one I don't know comes into my home.

Not much.
And yourself?

Jaxon Reyes
Jaxon Reyes

Trufax, I actually made my garage look like a cave.

Oliver Gomez
Oliver Gomez

That's a lie.

Landon Reyes
Landon Reyes

i wanna turn my back garden into like a rainforest feeling area with tall plants, and have a gazebo canopy to smonk weed under i comfort

Jackson Nelson
Jackson Nelson

OH MY GOD.
OH MY GOD IT'S SO GREAT.

Joseph Howard
Joseph Howard

i always imagined it with a small stream running through

Owen Wood
Owen Wood

we don't even lock the garden door
there's nothing worth stealing.

Just got out of bed.
really feeling like a shower first.
then some coffee etc.
and then I got no idea what to do.
but that's for then! imma smoothen out

Juan Walker
Juan Walker

I've always wanted a nice, big garden, with some rowans and willows, and a small stream running through a pond and across the garden.

Nnh.

Carter Johnson
Carter Johnson

if you name your child Saladin do they automatically become rich

Jackson Hughes
Jackson Hughes

This, holy shit. Some people need to learn boundaries.

Jason Campbell
Jason Campbell

saladin salazar
for it to work?

William Hill
William Hill

maybe i try it

Brayden Barnes
Brayden Barnes

give me attention

Joseph Ross
Joseph Ross

which is extra amusing considering how few boundaries I have about my actual self.

Jason Price
Jason Price

I see.
I need to laundry today.
For real this time.

Pets get boundaries?

Asher Morales
Asher Morales

friends used to keep trying to clean my room

i just threw things at them until they stopped

not only did this annoy them as things were being thrown at them, but the act of throwing things at them just got more shit on the floor so they realized they could not complete their task and would then give up

Adrian Diaz
Adrian Diaz

am i supposed to be listening for something?
._.

William Robinson
William Robinson

teach them of the pride of slytherin

Camden Gomez
Camden Gomez

i keep my living room pretty clean, so people tend to mess it up, nobody ever tries to clean it.

Aiden Allen
Aiden Allen

OH
that was my post??? ._.

neat

Josiah Lee
Josiah Lee

Yes. You're filthy.

I retract my pet agreement, I will be a free meme now.

Juan Long
Juan Long

I am what I am.

Noah Miller
Noah Miller

But then I can't give you pets.
Or scritches.
Or brushy brushy.

Isaac Carter
Isaac Carter

After getting to know you a little better I'd rather be the one doing that to you.

Luis Lewis
Luis Lewis

Why would you want to do something embarrassing like that!?

Leo Brooks
Leo Brooks

You ever stretch so hard it feels like you almost pulled something in your arm?

Lucas Williams
Lucas Williams

Because I think your reactions would be so adorable when forced out.

Bentley Cruz
Bentley Cruz

yes.

have you ever coughed or dry heaved so hard that your entire neck/shoulders/upper back area is sore like you just worked out a bunch?

Benjamin Lee
Benjamin Lee

Woah, what?

I once had a virus though, it made me not be able to keep anything in my stomach, that was really bad. Kept throwing up after every gulp of water even though there was nothing to throw up.
Did you ever get that kinda stuff, cups?

John Turner
John Turner

I have no idea what you're talking about.

No, I don't get sick, and I don't smoke or anything.

But I have stretched so hard that I couldn't hear myself, like, full on moaning right into Tokai's ear.

Gavin Ward
Gavin Ward

Sure you don't~
Anyway, your week been alright so far?

Christian Cooper
Christian Cooper

Daily reminder that life is never fair but you just have to keep on dreaming.

Ryan Rodriguez
Ryan Rodriguez

Preach it

Jose Collins
Jose Collins

Week's been alright, if boring.
Tomorrow my friends and I are supposed to go to the mall, so I can't put off my laundry another day.

Don't let your dreams just be dreams!

But my dreams defy the laws of the universe. ;~;

Christopher Jackson
Christopher Jackson

okay, it's kind of hard to explain this...basically I get this build up in my throat sometimes, especially in the morning. like, you know how sometimes you have to just hack up excess phlegm and spit it out? picture that, but it's like...you just can't fucking get it. and when you try, it makes you gag and dry heave, but you never actually vomit. it's pretty fucking horrible and sometimes the dry heave is so strong is like, throws out my entire upper body area.

I take heart burn medication for it. for some reason it works.

I only get a virus like that when I have the flu or whatever. it's almost never that bad. I usually can't even eat in the first place when I'm like that so I have less to throw up.

haha, nice. tokai must have liked that.

meh.

Jacob King
Jacob King

At least you were born in a 1st world country

Aaron Mitchell
Aaron Mitchell


gritty realism indie cinematic wolverine~

Jaxson Murphy
Jaxson Murphy

Get it?
First world.

'CAUSE WE'RE THE BEST IN THE WORLD.

'MURRICA!

Jayden Wright
Jayden Wright

By the way, Cupcake.
Go to gamestop to get a Volcanion.

Nolan Bailey
Nolan Bailey

Problems are relative.

Christopher Campbell
Christopher Campbell

oh shit. yeah I should do that. when does that end?

Owen Perez
Owen Perez

Kek, I still haven't done mine, been too lazy.
Doing it tomorrow for sure though. Not gonna skip another, out of clothes completely.
Enjoy your day at the mall though.

Holy shit cups that sounds so painful, so much worse than I imagined. Getting a dry throat is bad enough for me, kek.
Do you actually know what it is or what? Does it happen often?

Noah Morales
Noah Morales

Better not.
You can't land any hot dates if you have no clothes.

Day at the mall is tomorrow, not today! You're an entire 24 hours early!

Julian Morgan
Julian Morgan

I just dismantled my last deck of pokemon cards.
Now to make a new one.

Kinda wanna do a water/fighting.
But maybe not. Maybe Water/Grass/Dark?

Or Water/Fire?

Ian Garcia
Ian Garcia

there was no more underwear left so now I gotta wear lingerie all day

Lucas James
Lucas James

Where we're going, we don't need clothes!

Well I mean tomorrow! You know what I mean ( ._.)
Just going to hang out or...?
Actually I never asked, are you in school or do you work or what?

Daniel Wilson
Daniel Wilson

Mm
And don't think your problems aren't important, I didn't mean thaat
The problems and challenges you face are just as relevant to you as another person's are to them

Gabriel Torres
Gabriel Torres

Fun fact: Underwear is lingerie.

Yes, my friends and I are just going to hang out.

There's also a pokermans event at gamestop so we're going to get that free pokemon.

I'd prefer not to say, assume I'm a NEET.

Christopher Baker
Christopher Baker

but it doesn't function as well!

Oliver Young
Oliver Young

it's some weird thing. I have no idea. my dad has it too. it's genetic I guess. it's horrible but I dunno, I caught it early and the medicine I take helps a lot.

water/fire

Lincoln Sanchez
Lincoln Sanchez

So who's excited for the nintendo switch?
I know I am not considering that I am a poorfag living in a poorfag country

Robert Cruz
Robert Cruz

You should do your laundry too, bwaka bwaka.

I actually don't have many fire type pokemon now that I'm looking at it, so it'd just be the same deck just harder to use.

Zachary Baker
Zachary Baker

think talcing my legs will make my skin lovely and soft?

Hudson Lee
Hudson Lee

or will it do the opposite

Cooper Bennett
Cooper Bennett

our washingmachine's broke okayy
we gotta move some.. to a friend everytime.

try it out on a small part first

Gavin Carter
Gavin Carter

it smells like babies and i don't want my flat to smell of babies if i dont know it's worth it lol

James Jackson
James Jackson

not wanting your entire house to smell of disgusting dirty slobbering infants

Easton Gray
Easton Gray

it's like you deliberately set things up so you can tell me my suggestion is wrong even though it was one of the options.

James Adams
James Adams

try other stuff then.
I use scrub

Charles Baker
Charles Baker

I see what you mean but yeah I am thankful for a lot of the pleasures and freedoms in life I have.

Jace Morales
Jace Morales

I thought I'd had more than I did and it'd actually work, but I was wrong.

Aaron Perez
Aaron Perez

reading an article on 20 uses for talc
all of them refer back to the fact that it "smells amazing"

i'm not 100% sure a 23 year old who's house smells like babies is that amazing tbh

more kinda weird

Lucas Clark
Lucas Clark

or sea salt
then nourishing cream
and oil

Logan Parker
Logan Parker

I think it's less that it smells amazing than it is it can suppress odors.
I hear using it in shoes is brilliant.

As for using it on legs, as far as I know it should make them smoother, as long as you aren't allergic, but I've never done it myself.

My legs are perfect as they are.
Literally. Perfect.

Jayden Taylor
Jayden Taylor

see i has eczema pretty bad when i was little, and my skin still isn't perfect. i happen to have talc atm, so i'm toying with the notion, i'm just worried it will make things worse.

gonna take some poppers and think without thinking

Bentley Martin
Bentley Martin

What is up with your clock thing?

Gabriel Richardson
Gabriel Richardson

maybe after a bath. idk. this is so much more of a niggle on the mind than it should be, it's sucking all the fun from the thread. sorry.

Liam Scott
Liam Scott

Oh, in that case I wouldn't know.

Oliver Martinez
Oliver Martinez

ouch, alright then.
but hey if you do use it and it sucks.
a new thing learned

Aaron Kelly
Aaron Kelly

this bitch teeth fake, they glued on

Ryan Gomez
Ryan Gomez

It's a clock..? What's wrong with it?

Ryder Jenkins
Ryder Jenkins

thank you all for considering my leg skin with such interest and sincerity.

Alexander Cook
Alexander Cook

It's just white.

Evan Fisher
Evan Fisher

I don't know how to fix it.

Xavier King
Xavier King

SQUISH

Nathan Howard
Nathan Howard

What?

Easton Adams
Easton Adams

blop

Samuel Russell
Samuel Russell

Aw I see, the men on my Dad's side of the family sweat a bit more than average.
Glad you did, tho.

Alrighty. I got you dude.

Joshua Powell
Joshua Powell

:3

Hunter Ross
Hunter Ross

the men on my Dad's side of the family sweat a bit more than average.

William White
William White

mornin' folks...

Samuel Roberts
Samuel Roberts

nope

Leo Cox
Leo Cox

Ohayo, friend!

Angel Powell
Angel Powell

how do motivate myself.

Cooper Bailey
Cooper Bailey

why not

Brody Morales
Brody Morales

a fire under your butt and a carrot on a stick

Christopher Foster
Christopher Foster

Woah...

you can play Skyrim on the Nintendo Switch?

is it a tablet?

is it a console?

woah...

Hunter Gutierrez
Hunter Gutierrez

or whichever other system standard greeting we chose not to communicate with today...

lol soup

Brandon Harris
Brandon Harris

nice job nintendo 👍

Robert Ward
Robert Ward

now i can play Pokemon Sun & Moon on my flatscreen!

:O

Juan Brooks
Juan Brooks

Tired.
Bored.
Feel like shit.
Want to stop.
Isolating.
Stressed.

Jace Thomas
Jace Thomas

they call it the switch cause when u see it u switch it off

Nathaniel Sanchez
Nathaniel Sanchez

no need to get a 3ds XL anymore!

Justin Evans
Justin Evans

the weirdest part of making a tourism commercial for Aleppo isn't that it's in a warzone.
but more that they're using game of thrones music.

Eli Flores
Eli Flores

Not much, about to play a game or two with some buddies since I'm done with school for the week. What's new with you?

What's happening fluffy?

Jayden Smith
Jayden Smith

maybe you should have a break instead then

Levi Davis
Levi Davis

nm, busy day... off tho. delayed by weather on various outdoor activities. im slacking pretty hardcore atp.

Ryder Lee
Ryder Lee

Can't break. Times running out.

Matthew Morgan
Matthew Morgan

Nintendo's new Console it a tablet 3DS hybrid
that you can play lotsa stuff on and take anywhere

Aiden Barnes
Aiden Barnes

oh nothing, nothing

Caleb Morris
Caleb Morris

Sorry.

James Sanchez
James Sanchez

tfw erin dont even say hi, and im all

Brandon Cooper
Brandon Cooper

hi sama

Anthony Perry
Anthony Perry

then you don't have much choice do ya
finish up or don't really.

Benjamin Harris
Benjamin Harris

all these (you)s

hnnn... yea erin thats my shit right there

Jaxon Butler
Jaxon Butler

Stroke of luck, yes yes?
What activities do you get to not do?

Woah, I wonder if they'll release it here too.
I want to play super mario stuff.

Kek no worries.

Gavin Brooks
Gavin Brooks

if that new mario is real and not a tech demo i will cum everywhere

Austin Mitchell
Austin Mitchell

aiding a family member with a move also my daily exercise routine

Jack Miller
Jack Miller

Suffering

Adam Cook
Adam Cook

It's a nintendo console you can take anywhere!
and play the newest supermario cart with you Nintendo Switch buddies
split screen or head to head against ur buddies switch console!

Tyler Martinez
Tyler Martinez

play on NA

Jaxon Harris
Jaxon Harris

It's possible Theseius is even worse at explaining things than I am.

I'll wait until I can see the price tag.
Because that's really what determines how worf a system is.

Jeremiah Sanders
Jeremiah Sanders

@Ana
This is what she's talking about.

John Cox
John Cox

I wish! Then we could play doombots together.
That does awesome, I wish it comes here, maybe we can play together if we get it sometime.

Ah alright, hopefully all goes well and stuff.
What exercises you do?

Grayson Young
Grayson Young

walk, moderate cardio

Jackson Rodriguez
Jackson Rodriguez

lets play doom bots

Michael Cruz
Michael Cruz

what but I didn't even get the wii u yet
stop innovating things god

Cameron Bell
Cameron Bell

wii u sucks

Ayden Wilson
Ayden Wilson

but zelda

Jeremiah Lee
Jeremiah Lee

this is actually really sexy...

but why not just like yanno emulator on a tab with a bt controller

Christian Bell
Christian Bell

zelda's on the new one did you not just fucking watch the trailer

Luke Moore
Luke Moore

zelda on the switch now

Christian Thomas
Christian Thomas

hate the rate the console market moves at.

with phones, fair enough, you use them all the fucking time, a new phone every year or two is like a basic expense

but a console? i want AT LEAST five years out of it, and then ten more of it still being relevant, if not cutting edge.

Jacob Davis
Jacob Davis

Wii U only sucked because it was horribly marketed.

If they'd done a better job on it's release and given the Wii a natural death, then it'd be fine.

It's not that sexy.
It depends entirely on the price tag.

Eli Rivera
Eli Rivera

im not gonna buy new things
just saying zelda on wii u is nice

Adam Diaz
Adam Diaz

and the specs of it vs the tab and controller ive already purchased lol

Jack Harris
Jack Harris

newer better zelda on switch now

Landon Thompson
Landon Thompson

wii u is pointless, the wii was totally fine. wii is still in my mind the go-to nintendo home games console, switch is unlikely to change that.

Jonathan Martinez
Jonathan Martinez

it sucked because it was a gimmick console with the same gimmick the ds had

Nathaniel Rivera
Nathaniel Rivera

and i still considered the game cube relevant.

Joshua Powell
Joshua Powell

because mario sunshine and shit liek that

that game is always a top 10

Charles Murphy
Charles Murphy

Pretty much.

Their marketing made people think that Wii U was a peripheral for the Wii even.

Cameron Rivera
Cameron Rivera

Erin knows what's up.

Caleb Flores
Caleb Flores

luka im not buying the new thingys
the only time I get a console is when it's old and super cheap.

this

David Young
David Young

i bought my ex a wii u and i dont think i ever even saw it switched on

Jace Gutierrez
Jace Gutierrez

I only ever use mine because I literally have to to play Fatal Frame 5.

Kayden Sanders
Kayden Sanders

rain stopped

off i fuck...lates

Brody Thompson
Brody Thompson

ur missin' out
your behind
left in dust
by then they'll have built somethin' even newer and better then you'll have to wait for that....
-_- and then the vicious cycle continues...

Isaac Long
Isaac Long

Consoles are shit anyway.

Ian Young
Ian Young

at my current house i have an xbox 360 and it has never been switched on within these walls

why i must upgrade shit that sees so little use so often is beyond me

Hudson Wilson
Hudson Wilson

oh yeah excuse me for being too poor to afford all the new cool things day one.

John Gutierrez
John Gutierrez

1

Joseph Cook
Joseph Cook

there it is

John Perez
John Perez

My PS4 gets switched on maybe once a month.

Next month though.
Once I get FFXV don't expect me to exist until I've had my fill.

Julian Cox
Julian Cox

idk if i'd view this differently if i didn't have anhedonia making video games boring and pointless to me, but as it stands, i just could not justify a newer console.

Bentley Thomas
Bentley Thomas

is that fucking jeremy kyle

Angel Long
Angel Long

you fucking know it is :3

Robert Bailey
Robert Bailey

day 2
day 3
day 4
and so on

Daniel Rivera
Daniel Rivera

obviously he's your biological dad nakita, your teeth are totally fuck up in exactly the same way

Jace Bennett
Jace Bennett

luka you eat at a soup kitchen

where are you going to get money for a switch

Dylan Campbell
Dylan Campbell

I'll buy Luka a Switch just to be THAT guy.

Caleb Walker
Caleb Walker

yes
because those other days makes the amount of money in my bank change.

Nicholas Perry
Nicholas Perry

i'd buy a switch just to smash it on video and show luka if i wasn't convinced that somehow luka is actually going to manage to get one

Hunter Cruz
Hunter Cruz

Half my family is well off, so I could probably get one if I wanted it.

But I can't justify asking for it for any reason if the price tag is bullshit.

Are you at least gonna make him send you a jo video for it?

Evan Ramirez
Evan Ramirez

We know how Luka's going to get one.
Squash is going to get it for him just to be that guy.

Daniel Foster
Daniel Foster

Nope.

Dylan Long
Dylan Long

how many until it's 'good enough' ?

Jayden Flores
Jayden Flores

I hope 3560 days from now.

Christopher Davis
Christopher Davis

Assuming the console is 650$CAD like the WiiU was around launch, and a weekly income of 40$CAD without any expenditure.

114 days.

Justin Hall
Justin Hall

That's actually pretty decent for doing odd jobs while living at home.

Thomas Wilson
Thomas Wilson

two very conflicting answers from people who love each other!
._.

Owen Walker
Owen Walker

My answer was a math answer.
His answer was taking the piss out of your question because it's a stupid question.

James Howard
James Howard

so are tokai and rin dating?

that's nice.

Lincoln Jackson
Lincoln Jackson

that's lewd.

Nolan Brooks
Nolan Brooks

HOW IS THAT EVEN REMOTELY SEXUAL LET ALONE LEWD!?

Caleb Baker
Caleb Baker

I love being understood

thank you

Liam Edwards
Liam Edwards

peeing on stuff is naughty!
_<

Joshua Nelson
Joshua Nelson

THAT IS LITERALLY NOT WHAT THAT PHRASE MEANS.

Isaac Cruz
Isaac Cruz

literally

Cameron Carter
Cameron Carter

I used it correctly this time.
I'm literally a saint now.

Jordan Bell
Jordan Bell

litterly

Christian Lee
Christian Lee

Luka actively ignores turn of phrases.

Hunter Lee
Hunter Lee

Is it considered ironic that people use the word literally to mean figuratively?

Austin Rogers
Austin Rogers

If you thinking peeing on stuff is sexual instead of disgusting you're probably perverted to the bone.

Joseph Murphy
Joseph Murphy

No. New definition is also to add emphasis.

Adam Adams
Adam Adams

it literally wasn't really necessary in that sentence

using the word when it isn't necessary literally makes sentences read a little oddly

Eli Jones
Eli Jones

Erin, post dick.

Matthew Robinson
Matthew Robinson

I literally can't even.

#whitegirlproblems

David Reed
David Reed

Is it considered ironic that people use ironic to describe things that aren't irony?

No, Theseius.

Also basic logic.

Fair enough.

Brody Reed
Brody Reed

you CAN even

#whitegirlmotivation

Christian Cruz
Christian Cruz

Have you, like, ever tried to even, but you just, like, literally can't?
It's literally the worst thing ever.
Literally Hitler.

Michael Campbell
Michael Campbell

how ironic~

Joshua Kelly
Joshua Kelly

<3

I can if I drink a PSL tbh

I try every day~

Luis Russell
Luis Russell

I think I'd let subtle pee on me if she wanted to

Jackson Morales
Jackson Morales

you're my pumpkin spice ❤️

Christian Garcia
Christian Garcia

Awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwe<3

This is actually better than being called "Princess" by work-husbando yesterday *squeee*

Camden Clark
Camden Clark

that also sounds sweet ^^

Caleb Butler
Caleb Butler

I call him Daddy there occasionally so fair is fair~

Though I'm fairly certain you taste sweeter than him or even a PSL~

Henry Lopez
Henry Lopez

wanna know a game i miss playing

spyro: season of flame

spyro on the gba, and you have ice breath, and you gotta take back the dragon's flame, or something vaguely similar, the plot is t hugely important, the general loveliness of the game is.

Ryder Harris
Ryder Harris

aw gosh idk bout that, pic of him~? :3

Robert Hill
Robert Hill

Spiro: season of pickles

Josiah Sanchez
Josiah Sanchez

antimatter

Evan Brooks
Evan Brooks

I had this and it was great.

Xavier Fisher
Xavier Fisher

nonono I don't post pics of my irl peeps.

Liam Hall
Liam Hall

it was. the environments and the sound track made it a joy, absolutely lovely.

aww oki

Joshua Moore
Joshua Moore

To be honest.
They should have left the name as the Nintendo NX.

Elijah Hughes
Elijah Hughes

my friend just told me he wouldn't suck a dick for 1 billion.
not even 2 billion.

I think he might be gay

Ayden Ross
Ayden Ross

obvious repressed gay

Kayden Gomez
Kayden Gomez

my friend

Tokai, pls. You're in a safe space here.

Oliver Thomas
Oliver Thomas

remember to tell him that you told the internet what he said, and they unanimously said he's clearly gay.

he'll hate that.

Robert Lewis
Robert Lewis

been through so many similar situations with tokai recently, i have no idea how to make her believe it's fine to be herself, but atm, it's always "asking for a friend"

Elijah Sanders
Elijah Sanders

Even I'd suck dick for 1$ Billion.
Like, holy shit.

Cameron Jenkins
Cameron Jenkins

*sigh*

I dunno.

Adam Cooper
Adam Cooper

Don't expect me to suck it well, because I don't make a habit of putting phalli in my mouth, but I'd still give it a good slobbering.

Camden King
Camden King

It's not incredibly difficult

Kevin Young
Kevin Young

but rin ur a big homo u suck like pro for free

Jackson Campbell
Jackson Campbell

ikr

huh

he's not getting off the high horse it seems

im not trans!

Grayson Nguyen
Grayson Nguyen

It's not hard to suck a dick, but I imagine it takes practice to suck it well.

I m lik
da bigst slit hir.

Noah Miller
Noah Miller

Just don't use your teeth too much ;3

Michael Watson
Michael Watson

And I've been doing it for free like an asshole.

Cooper White
Cooper White

That's anal

Benjamin Anderson
Benjamin Anderson

lmao

Nathaniel Smith
Nathaniel Smith

Wait.
You're not supposed to bite it?

Joke's on you, niglet, I've been making my money by sucking rich dudes' dicks.

Jose Myers
Jose Myers

you know what they say about a little bite

Carter Reyes
Carter Reyes

imagine not knowing how to suck a cock

Eli Collins
Eli Collins

You ever, like, want some chicken nuggies, and there's a black dude at the counter, so you accidentally ask for chicken niggies?

"Do it harder you slut"?

Leo Scott
Leo Scott

So, I get it's called a blowjob.

That means I have to blow on it, right?

Grayson Price
Grayson Price

imagine not knowing how to suck a cock

Henry Diaz
Henry Diaz

let's go with that yeah

Landon Morris
Landon Morris

I actually dislike giving oral.

Nathaniel Gray
Nathaniel Gray

not practicing on pizza*

Luke Jenkins
Luke Jenkins

share pizza pls

Nathaniel Collins
Nathaniel Collins

That's from months ago.

I'm borrowing some money from one of my coworkers to make rent. Apparently I've got him "around my finger" which was weird to hear.

Josiah Nguyen
Josiah Nguyen

I'm not crazy about getting it.

Landon Jackson
Landon Jackson

Oh, I bring that up to make the point I can't get pizza.

Ryan Ramirez
Ryan Ramirez

nobody particularly likes giving oral

but you better be fucking good at it if you wanna make it in this world

Sebastian Nelson
Sebastian Nelson

I practice my fellatio on 'dogs.

Jose Martin
Jose Martin

As in, hot dogs.

Luke Gomez
Luke Gomez

what kind of fucking faggot doesnt like sucking cock?

Noah Thomas
Noah Thomas

this dude i know irl has been saying weird things of that ilk to me for months it's super uncomfortable

Lucas Kelly
Lucas Kelly

Lol lowbrow Squash joke, nice.

Jack Rodriguez
Jack Rodriguez

I'm never going to live that post down, am I?

Jason Baker
Jason Baker

Well, he hasn't himself said it. It was a comment Old man Bob (mutual coworker) said after I made him fetch me a PSL lol

Joseph Sullivan
Joseph Sullivan

life's like a blowjob
you never know how much is gonna come of it.

Jaxon Harris
Jaxon Harris

Saved.

Leo Campbell
Leo Campbell

life is like a box of chocolates

if you fat it's not gonna last so long

Easton Edwards
Easton Edwards

thankyou thankyou
im here all night

Jaxson Lopez
Jaxson Lopez

not actually, im watching a movie with family soon.

der untergang

Josiah Robinson
Josiah Robinson

Life is like a vacuum.
It sucks and blows.

Evan Gray
Evan Gray

If a girl comments on how her cats are warming up to you quickly when it usually never happens with anyone else is that like, an in?

Jacob Williams
Jacob Williams

yes

cats warming is metaphoric

David Price
David Price

you warm my pussy better than others

Jackson Sanders
Jackson Sanders

Well, I can see the blatant metaphor, and not to be a full-circle joke, but she means literally her cats.

Jayden White
Jayden White

Life is like a high-cost escort.
She looks nice, until you get in and realize you've contracted five different STDs.

Jose Bailey
Jose Bailey

I want out of this country and this shitty internet.

Cooper Baker
Cooper Baker

i feel sick and hungry at once

fuck this cruel world

Benjamin Young
Benjamin Young

didn't mean to link

Austin Wilson
Austin Wilson

all dem poppers, girlie

Carson Morris
Carson Morris

Is that to say you'd suck a dick for 1$ Billion?

Joshua Hernandez
Joshua Hernandez

Vacuums don't blow, Rin.
That is like the thing they are made to not do.

Charles Adams
Charles Adams

I'd do it for free.

Joshua Ramirez
Joshua Ramirez

haven't touched them today

felt prick sick off them last night, and woke up with a mad chemical burn lung type cough, but this sick is a whole new sick

Christopher Nguyen
Christopher Nguyen

ouchies x_x

Brody Turner
Brody Turner

Some have an exhaust, you know.

Not all are those fancy new magic ones that can just suck and suck and suck and suck.

But then how are you going to make that billion bucks?

Dominic Bailey
Dominic Bailey

I'll finish my degree and make it big in the world.
and give a little succ on the side.

Jordan Williams
Jordan Williams

I have to watch a movie about hitler soon and have dinner with my family but now my mind knows nothing but sucking dicks

Nolan Wilson
Nolan Wilson

Le cocklust only Hitler can cure lol

Brandon Brown
Brandon Brown

they're weird, they fuck your lungs way worse than they feel like they should. you'd thing it would burn your nose too, but no, the lungs take a pounding while your nose is still fine

Jacob Lewis
Jacob Lewis

What are you looking to do?

It's a well known fact that Hitler was a fan of the succ.

Nathan Wood
Nathan Wood

Well, you know, even Hitler had dinner with family in the bunker.

Jace Rivera
Jace Rivera

Glad I don't fuck around with that kinda stuff anymore~

Julian James
Julian James

I honestly wouldn't be surprised to start thinking about whats in hitler's pants

out of habit

William Adams
William Adams

ew why did I say that

bbl dinner

Nathaniel Cook
Nathaniel Cook

I'm going to be a Supervillian.
I just need to think of a good name.

Jeremiah Robinson
Jeremiah Robinson

Queen Succ

Andrew Martin
Andrew Martin

He's shaved his privates to be like his moustache.

Jace Clark
Jace Clark

The Succ Master

Parker Campbell
Parker Campbell

He had a piss fetish

Isaac Thompson
Isaac Thompson

The Succ Lord

Eli Anderson
Eli Anderson

I wonder if Hitler's pubes are a little toothbrush mustache over his peen.

Landon Lopez
Landon Lopez

The Dark Succ

Gavin Diaz
Gavin Diaz

they also feel very about-to-die-from-a-cardiac-event-ish. not a fan. but i'm not a fan of being stone cold sober all day either, so, eh.

Aaron Nelson
Aaron Nelson

Beat you to it.

Luis Campbell
Luis Campbell

Curse this connection.

Joshua Murphy
Joshua Murphy

I'm not a fan by any means either, just, like.. eh

Gonna shower. Hopefully that yellowjacket isn't still trapped in the bathroom x_x

Isaac Young
Isaac Young

But it needs to be a pun.

Jaxson Cook
Jaxson Cook

:x good luck be safe

Hunter Walker
Hunter Walker

Succubus.

Aaron Bennett
Aaron Bennett

Not sure if that mattered so much, I've got a pretty crappy interwebs and I'm downloading a game and watching Netflix at the same time.

Camden Evans
Camden Evans

Nailed it.

Juan Young
Juan Young

I was like
"I'm going to spell succubus wrong for the pun."
But then I realized that succubus is spelt with succ.

Dylan Gutierrez
Dylan Gutierrez

You better define crappy because I can't open a YouTube video above 144p with nothing else running on this connection.

Lucas Anderson
Lucas Anderson

Almost as if...
The succubus was intended to succ...

Jonathan Sanchez
Jonathan Sanchez

diamond :3

Liam Mitchell
Liam Mitchell

hi guys! owo

Tyler Martin
Tyler Martin

I mean.
Their job is to literally fuck men to death.

Chase Murphy
Chase Murphy

RIP, I get max 1.4mb/s down ever.
I mean, I could easily download everything faster with my phone's 4G, but that doesn't even work here, love the coverage.

Neat, I think I'll just stay where I am due to the fear of losing my current plat rank.

Mason Brooks
Mason Brooks

I flip-flipped him to death x_x scary mofo

Cameron Sanchez
Cameron Sanchez

Hey man, don't discriminate like that.
#notallsuccubi

Yeah, same here. But I only have a 1.5GB data cap per month, can't really do anything with it other than send messages/images.
Mine is between 100-300 kbps per second so sometimes I can do things. Today is one of the shitty days where everyone is awake and using the floor's router, slow as fuck.

Elijah Bailey
Elijah Bailey

i made a shallow bowl of mashed bazingas

Dominic Howard
Dominic Howard

when I see the new meem

Chase Price
Chase Price

No, it's true.
Succubi and Incubi are the same thing, and their genitals change to match the job they're trying to do.

So succubi fuck men, and incubi fuck women, and homosexuality isn't recognized by demons because fuck you.

Oliver Rogers
Oliver Rogers

I never understood the point of the caps at all, other than that they're crazy monetization scams.
I've downloaded 28.2GB today, and I've still got another 30GB to go.

Dylan Wood
Dylan Wood

What even game was he talking about?

Brandon Evans
Brandon Evans

the phantom smell ruined those bazingas.

they tasted like petrol.

i am so sick of my life

Cameron Miller
Cameron Miller

I have no clue. No clue betty

Landon Ramirez
Landon Ramirez

Ayden Morgan
Ayden Morgan

I was making a joke that not all of them are violent.

They are and it's fucking horrible. Especially over here where the prices are all controlled by one company that bribes the government to remain the sole holder. It's a really shitty situation.

Luke Clark
Luke Clark

RIP Lebanon, killed to death by ISP.

Chase Murphy
Chase Murphy

IED?????????????????

Tyler Green
Tyler Green

Nuclear IED.

Lucas Miller
Lucas Miller

All I ask is that you remember my name.

Henry Brooks
Henry Brooks

I mean.
You don't have to be raping someone to be claiming their soul through sex.

Brayden Robinson
Brayden Robinson

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VDvr08sCPOc

Gabriel Collins
Gabriel Collins

What if they want to get married and live a peaceful life devoid of sin?

Hey neat, I actually know this one!

Nathan Morales
Nathan Morales

Mi5 graduate software dev programs only start at 33k/y

Luke Morgan
Luke Morgan

RIP

Dominic Jenkins
Dominic Jenkins

Implicitly doesn't happen, but they probably try to find someone who accepts them even knowing they're a demon.

Alternatively they're stripped of demonship and made humans.

Or something. It's not really handled in mythology, so you can subscribe to whatever idea you like most.

Grayson Watson
Grayson Watson

Everyone knows it, mostly because of teenager years and sick game montage videos which all used that song.

RIP in pepperonis.

Ian Ortiz
Ian Ortiz

It's not really handled in mythology, so you can subscribe to whatever idea you like most.
That's what I was doing.
In my world, demons are the good guys and the evil humans are the ones oppressing them by not allowing them to have rampant sex whenever they want.

Hey! That's me! I'm an everyone!
Finally. Now I'm not a nobody anymore.

Carson Watson
Carson Watson

So don't oppress them.

Camden Hall
Camden Hall

It would be horrifying to be everyone, or to even have a hivemind going on.

Josiah Sanders
Josiah Sanders

It's so cold my feet are aching.

Christopher Turner
Christopher Turner

the chronicles of narnia 3

i had no idea they made more than one film

Camden Wilson
Camden Wilson

Maybe you should put on a pair of wool socks?

Jordan Walker
Jordan Walker

I have

Jackson Carter
Jackson Carter

Afternoon, Moogy <3

Lucas Allen
Lucas Allen

Do you have a pair of normal socks under them?

Nolan Gonzalez
Nolan Gonzalez

hello

how are you

Nathaniel Scott
Nathaniel Scott

Negative

Tyler Young
Tyler Young

Doing well. Just got out of the shower and ready for the day :p

I had a most bizarre dream presumably because of all the Nyquil I drank. Ugh. How was your slumber?

Carter Jones
Carter Jones

the books were better

Logan Kelly
Logan Kelly

There's your problem.

Caleb Miller
Caleb Miller

why does no cunt ever list the resolution of the fucking display on the laptop theyre selling?

Eli Jones
Eli Jones

that's what i say when people ask me if i'm watching the olympics

Jeremiah Cooper
Jeremiah Cooper

woke up once because of the dog barking. but i cant complain too much.

are you working today

David Jackson
David Jackson

My room is all moved around now.

Hunter Wood
Hunter Wood

But there's no time!

Andrew Jackson
Andrew Jackson

my anus is moved arouhd

Wyatt Campbell
Wyatt Campbell

You have all the time, or you could alternatively get a blanket and wrap that around yourself and lift your feet off the ground.

Sebastian Hernandez
Sebastian Hernandez

HD LCD
16 million colors
Bright

Camden Sanders
Camden Sanders

Good point. I'll do that.

Christian Moore
Christian Moore

Professional sub-zero tips, and no, I don't mean that ice ninja guy, but yeah, you get it.

Owen Perry
Owen Perry

Ooh. Is it your dog or like a neighbor's?

Of course. Work work work.

Ryan Moore
Ryan Moore

Oh, hey, Theseius.
When'd you move out of Canada?

Julian Flores
Julian Flores

oh god
my dog yeah.

that is unfortunate

Nicholas Morgan
Nicholas Morgan

Wise words from the arctic warrior.

Carson Roberts
Carson Roberts

mewg post doggo

Owen Rivera
Owen Rivera

What

Austin Allen
Austin Allen

Oh. Ew.

Nah, not really. I'd rather be at work than home doing nothing so it's whatever.

Leo Martinez
Leo Martinez

That was a very luka-esque post.

Adam Myers
Adam Myers

furry post doggo

please dont

Leo Miller
Leo Miller

let me get a photo
Thats fair.

Lincoln Cox
Lincoln Cox

Why

Nathan Allen
Nathan Allen

hey son, wanna play babysitting duty for me mid-week so i can go out and get shitfaced and bring some random faggot from the club home to fuck?

just give me the damn resolution you double nigger
aargh

real talk tho, do you think 14" 1600*900 will be decent enough to actually fucking work on? im skipping HP after the fucking disaster that was my last elitebook.

Jonathan Brown
Jonathan Brown

Actually today when I left to the city at morning the whole ground was frozen, like all of the grass was just white.
I can already hear the GoT winter memes coming.

Juan Fisher
Juan Fisher

i been meaning to torrent all the GoT

Alexander Johnson
Alexander Johnson

I cannot survive the cold.. it's just uncomfortable it hurts.

Landon Kelly
Landon Kelly

do it

Levi Lopez
Levi Lopez

gee, okay

Jacob Cook
Jacob Cook

holy shit, my unis local jobs ad service actually posted some fucking graduate jobs that arent in london or fucking scotland

Ayden Rodriguez
Ayden Rodriguez

doit fgt

Josiah Wright
Josiah Wright

Be glad you haven't done the things I have then.
Although I just love that scenery.

Sebastian Lewis
Sebastian Lewis

sure

Wyatt Perry
Wyatt Perry

its worth, then you can be in the club

Joshua King
Joshua King

shes kinda tired

Isaac Gomez
Isaac Gomez

What things? have you cuddled together with the other boys?

Dominic Adams
Dominic Adams

gotta get me some mass storage devices yo

also a macbook charger, if i want any hope of saving my macbook, i need a charger

i threw it out the upstairs window the other day

Zachary Anderson
Zachary Anderson

Yeh, thas a fine resolution though can be still frustrating sometimes.

Alexander Ramirez
Alexander Ramirez

scratch that, the first one was in york and the second one london
what the actual fuck are they even doing?

Jordan Bell
Jordan Bell

why

how so?

Levi White
Levi White

Hnnng

Elijah Adams
Elijah Adams

i've seen most of it but i was paying like zero attention and i have no idea what was happening the whole time

Anthony Turner
Anthony Turner

awwww ^^

Jose Collins
Jose Collins

Stood almost completely still in -30C for 4 hours guarding something pointless in heavy wind.

Brayden Lewis
Brayden Lewis

midget dogs

Matthew Sullivan
Matthew Sullivan

Oh you were like a military man, weren't you?

Ayden Thomas
Ayden Thomas

do not
she can be very crazy in the morning. like barking estacticly when she first sees me. need to pet her or shell bit my legs lol

Henry Watson
Henry Watson

QT, your'e dating Swords.
Sit down.

Elijah Diaz
Elijah Diaz

poops and giggles

Jaxon Brooks
Jaxon Brooks

lol, what a sweetie

Jonathan Ross
Jonathan Ross

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gmA6MrX81z4

Christian King
Christian King

yeah she cute

Jacob Bennett
Jacob Bennett

wat

im assuming theres a reason for this that isnt dumb?

Leo Hall
Leo Hall

I threw my ps2 out the upstairs window for s+g's back in the day.

Erin, we're not too different you and I

Michael Gomez
Michael Gomez

900px tall

Jaxson Bailey
Jaxson Bailey

no

Lucas Collins
Lucas Collins

damn great watching hype

Justin Clark
Justin Clark

great minds think alike.

Liam Hughes
Liam Hughes

i mean, its not quite 1200p comfy, but ive gotta make do with something, and 800p is kinda a pain in the arse

gdi erin

Leo Cooper
Leo Cooper

Fall 2017

Elijah Brooks
Elijah Brooks

entering maximum sleepiness overdrive

James King
James King

<3

Angel Morgan
Angel Morgan

what possible not-dumb reason could there bee for throwing a laptop out of a window?

Sebastian Bailey
Sebastian Bailey

Yes, I mean winter's better for combat as you can just run around and do crazy dives/jumps as the snow/gear makes the landings so you don't really feel it.
To hell with guarding something though since it gets really cold even if you have 3 socks on and 2-3 pairs of gloves.

Hunter Scott
Hunter Scott

eat donuts and hot chocolate

Kayden Myers
Kayden Myers

I know that feel.

Camden Sanders
Camden Sanders

i know. expected as much

Wyatt Flores
Wyatt Flores

it might be completely and utterly fucked already

Jackson Powell
Jackson Powell

Be careful with all that power
It's not meant to be safely wielded by one person

Oliver Cruz
Oliver Cruz

That's SOOOO far away.

Ayden Gomez
Ayden Gomez

i knowwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

Jeremiah Barnes
Jeremiah Barnes

na. needs a new OS from a bootable drive. maybe a new battery but i'm not entirely convinced that isn't also a software issue.

Daniel Sanchez
Daniel Sanchez

A year's really not all that long.

Lincoln Baker
Lincoln Baker

gdi erin

Dominic Williams
Dominic Williams

ur dicks not that long

Jordan Reed
Jordan Reed

I can handle

I wouldddd but maybe tomrorow too sleepy now

I lamostdid not manage to get up to brush tooth

I will bed now nananana

Jack Young
Jack Young

Good lol

Like how was that even supposed to be insulting?

Zachary Ross
Zachary Ross

it wasnt meant to be

Hudson Young
Hudson Young

oh

Carson Phillips
Carson Phillips

I learned to do it early so it wouldn't be so difficult when sleep sets in.

Julian Reyes
Julian Reyes

NEW

Jaxson Stewart
Jaxson Stewart

Hey, at least you'd never be alone.

Kayden Parker
Kayden Parker

basically i installed a beta of macOS sierra on it, and it started to die a terrible death of deaths, got so slow that the mouse lags even when booted into just system utilities, stopped letting the battery charge, just general degenerative illness ensued. so, need new install OS X el capitan from a bootable, because with the battery not charging the onboard clock is dead, and system utilities doesn't use internet time, so it can't pull a fresh version of Sierra because the SSL certificates seem not yet in date.

once it has el capitan, we can bring it back to life.

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